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one step in knee would kill this fat nigga
Damn this nigga is literally a gorilla look at him
>>153226753ty canadian anon
Finney: george floydMalkoun: knee
>mfw I realize Mall Coon is actually in the black trunks.
holy shit this nigga is ass
I COME FROM THA LAND DOWN UNDAblah blah blah blah THE THUNDA
how did this fat nigga get to the ufc
Why are we splitting threads retards
WTF? punch you fucking imbecile
>>153226777good timing and checked
Circus fight
bl*ck guy in ringannouncers gets to say coonRogan must be seething
>>153226787he's 11-0
is torrez finney the greatest figher of all time?
Finney is Van’s height
stream east has been just awful so far
this buck getting broken
this roid monkey is a bum lol. funny thing is malkoun is usually a rassler
this is the thread
kek how terrible do you have to be to make Malkoun look like a striker
what the hell is Finney doing lolthis feels like Dana told him he's getting cut unless he commits to standing up in his next fight
Why do black fighters always seem less technical and less intelligent than the rest? It's like just swing
>>153226810why do you even use that indian garbage? why not join the official HEEM stream?
finney is a punching bag out there.
white shorts looks broken
>>153226833Because you're racist, dummy.
Absolute bum fight
>>153226833Higher concentration of ape dna
Does this fag wanna knock him out or have seggs...
Just end the fight nigga..
Malkoun does not want an extra $25k
You could be working out as you watch this btw, what is your excuse?
>>153226833Jon Jones has the highest fight IQ in the history of MMA. you're just a storm front larper online and a giga chud irl
>>153226843you're confused, cazzie. when two high level, elite chess players of equal munster skill meet like this their skills just cancel each other out. you've never seen levels before but this is it right here, b
this is fucked up
>Build like a brick shithouse>Doesn't know how to throw a punchVetoriesque
>>153226852We're all 100% though.
>American D1 wrestler getting out wrestled by an Australian Bobby training dummy
Finny is buck broken...
How tf was he not able to end it there...
>>153226866if jones had normal arms he would have 10 losses
instead of hitting the weight room, this guy needs to go down a weight class
Who the hell is on Malkoun's team? Have any of them ever tried to teach him how to actually finish a fucking fight?
Finney getting poached right now
>>153226876Keep facing him in the fist. Just like we practice.
>>153226887100k+ plus a signing bonus plus pension plus full health benefitsit's worth it if you want to be a part of law enforcement
If Malkoun doesn't finish the judges should rob him for it
Did I just see a quadriplegic?
finney is dwarfmaxxing
They're exhausted lol.
>>153226887Alot. About as much as oil riggers and Its way easier.
>>153226833Jones, DC, Izzy, Anderson Silva, DJ, Leon.
Heem predicts? I was the first to name drop mullarkey. I believe
Cut both
>cannot finished the gassed man with a heemed kneeBig story loss for malkoun
will we see the first 30-26?
Dem sleepy.
whhy the fuck is he grappling
>talking about NBA 2K because the fight is so shit
Leaving a finish bonus off the table due to retardation
This doo said Peon
in awe at malcoon's stupidity
>>153226935He doesn't wanna relax
Malkoun is actually more of a bum than Finney
Holy shit bro throw a kick or something up the middle
>>153226939Malcoon isn't used to peaching up his opponent.
Malkoun is not a good fighter he just gets extra buffs for fighting in australia
Did these nigger not get the memo? 25K FINISHIN BONUS.
>>153226898>100k+lolno
Cut both these niggers
this is just how makoun always fights. he only strikes to close the distance for a dominant decision.
>Finney is literally being carried to his cornerCut Malkoun right now
Another N takes an L
Why are these people booing? They obviously don't understand the technical expertise involved in parking a bus.
it's gonna be a long night
Vettori tier
howd this guy not get a finish jfc
popped his achilles in the first round and tardo couldn't finish the job
Was it just me or was that nigger bad at fighting?
>>153226980fake and gay
Cut both of these fucking bums.
How eloquent
> A one trick pony with one combination dominating a muscle head with 0 skill A heavy weight at middle weight
Homo is the superior great ape.
>>153226997imagine sticking your dick in that then hitting the ignition
>>153226997"Do you believe a torres finney could ever conceive of this?"
>>153226998You're gay because you're gay and you like penises
Just downright peculiar.
This next fight should be kino.
Alexander Volkanovski vs. Diego LopesDan Hooker vs. Benoit Saint DenisRafael Fiziev vs. Mauricio RuffyTai Tuivasa vs. Tallison Teixeira Quillan Salkilld vs. Jamie Mullarkey
torrez finney is clearly on steroids
brundage will avenge that robbery against finney
>>153227026Naaaaaahhh
STOP FUCKING WITH MY STREAM DANA
Why did he get an interview but not the other guys?
>>153227026Alexander VolkanovskiBenoit Saint DenisMauricio RuffyTai TuivasaQuillan Salkilld
>>153227026DiegoBSDFizievTuivasaSalkilld
>>153227026VolkDenisRuffyTallisonSkallid
do aussies like dan hooker?
>>153227022Is that why I'm so attracted to your mum? Huh. You learn something new every day.
>>153227026VolkanovskiSaint-DenisRuffyTeixeiraSalkilld
>>153227046dookie dan is from new zealand
>>153227026LopesBSDRuffyTaiMullarkey
>>153227046he wrestled a rapist off me ma
>>153227047You like my mum because she fucks you with a strapon gay boy I like your mum because I like her vagina you like penises you're gay
>>153227026Diego LopesBenoit Saint-DenisRafael FizievTallison TeixeiraQuillan Salkilld
>>153227026VolkBsdPuffyTeixeiraSalkilld
Gave my nigger some beans
>>153227026>Lopes>BSD>Fiziev>Not Shoey Man>Salkilld
what is the point of being a manlet muscle ball at middleweight, I have never seen these guys do well. Even gastelbum is 5'8", finney is like 5'5"
>>153227026LopesDenisFizievPooivasaQuillan
imagine the rooting against volk
>>153227056Your name is Sanjeev, isn't it?
>>153227026VolkBSDRuffyTuivasaSalkilld
derron winn, terrez finney, why do all the DC clones suck so bad? instead of taking steroids and bnge eating, why don't they just actually train and fight at featherweight?
>>153227078Your name is Deshwane La'quarius Smith
Guys i bought loads of whey protein in a sale last year and last 3 bags are 2 months past their BBE will i throw up if ingest it? opened up a bag and it smells alright?
NZ/Aus getting their first loss now, right?
Cody Brundage known for giving Bo Nickal his toughest fight before RDR
Cody Bondage
>>153227026volkhookerfizievruffysalkilld
>>153227097you will get prion disease from denatured proteins anon
>>153227094No one is named that.
You would never catch me with as bad a W-L ration as 11-7.
rowston may be unbeatable
Do 'Strayans still use the term "bogan"? I haven't seen it in a minute
>>153227073It doesn't help that they always seem to be shitty at fighting. I don't think Finney would've been setting the world on fire if he were a few inches tallerDeron Winn was the same deal
>>trains with izzy>looks like a big fagchecks out
>>153227110Deshwane you got pegged hard and deep you ain't a real crip nigga
>>153227026Volkanovski Hooker Fiziev Tuivasa Salkilld
>>153227124I still hear it, they like using Gronk too.
>>153227026HuexicanHookerRuffy [but fiziev will win tho]Xicão (teixeira)Salquid
>>153227026VolkBSDFizievTuivasaSalkilld
>>153227129Prove middle name, Sanjeev.
Keep your fucking chin down Rowston
>>153227124people that use the term "strayan" probably do
brundage is carrying the ufc on his back
Rowston gettin fraud checked bad
>>153227142You got pegged while making your profile you forgot to include it
Why does it feel like rawston is about to get fraudchecked?
>>153227124They do on /afl/
>>153227166You're just really fucking obsessed with that, aren't you?
>>153227109chatgpt says ur full of shit and also it said i should be fine if it was stored properly.
dude how the fuck are these people in this organization
rowston gassed in r1 kek
>>153227178Yeah you are you're gay
>>153227026LopesBSDFizievTeixeiraMullarkey
You would never catch me in a second round of a fight.
Cody Brundage masterclass
>>153227026>Volkanovski>Saint Denis>Fiziev>Teixeira>Salkilld
>>153227181chat gpt is like listening to a redditor for advice, why are you doing it
>>153227194Saya punya kontol besar akhi alhamdulilah
LopezSt. DenisFizzierTuivasaSalkilld
>>153227205It's very good for basic shit like if its safe to eat whey protein after its expiration date u dumb cunt
"Battle Giraffe" is a great nickname but the fighting style is pretty meh
>>153227191lol, loser
Excited to see what epic shithousery Junior Tafa is gonna do
What is Bumdage doing?
>>153227229quiet, neet
cut everyonecut EVERYONE
Imagine travelling halfway across the world just to corner Bumdage.
>>153227222no you're a loser not me you're gay (only joking love you lots xxx)
Just got here lads, LFG
>>153227214I can just read an article on that, why give those dorks at open AI any reason to exist
Is punching women in the head illegal in Australia? How come there's no broads on this card? Not that I'm complaining.
Who is worse, Brundage or that last monkey nigger?
"It's fine"Kek
HEEEEM QUITTY
>>153226833
KWAB
Cody Brundage is a FUCKING FAGGOT
>>153227241Fuck off, faggot.
How many tonight?
Heem pathetic
>Rowston has a mohawkWhen did the mohawks come back to fray? Thought we stopped them and the moustaches in the 2000s
Cody "Main card of UFC 300" Brundage
>>153227257I was joking just wanted to make you angry because gay people get angry easily you're gay
how do you prepare for moths then go out there and do nothing????
>>153227268>we
CUT THAT BUM
any sites support streaming the multicam yet?
no wmma break tonight
>>153227271Go suck Hitler's dick, Sanjeev.
OHHHHHH HES HURT
>>153227261You just know....that she lets that mutt mount her and lodge it's knot deep into her cunt and explode doggy jizz inside of her of course
>>153227242her old main events with mike adriano are goated
YEAHBUTBTTV
this is going ehh
>>153227281Why are you obsessed with nazis do you have a fetish for leather men Deswhane?
Bumbitch
>>153227282why'd the jew punch his hip anyways? like what's the goal here?
>>153227261
WTF did he say about vegtables?
>>153227294I'm not, this faggot >>153226980 is obsessed and gay.
Australians are simply too powerful
>>153227307dunno i hit the mute real quick fearing cringe
I identify as a male but I'm a fat fuck
>buy him a schooneraussies are so rich they are throwing around large sailing vessels :(
the bong might be the most miserable poster on 4chan outside of spammy
>>153227286great ball knowledge mate
>>153227286>her old main events with mike adriano are goatedthank you. I will check now and have a quick coom
>>153227310why are you obsessed with that poster is it because you're gay?
Just joined from hanging out with a girl (trust me) how has the event been so far?
>>153227307Bro must work at customs or something, thats some shit they would say
Why do so many UFC fighters tattoo their own name on themselves? Are they afraid they'll forget their own name Memento style?
>>153227300he just wanted to hurt him but he's an old fart that probably never been in a fight so he spazzed out
>>153227330search for the one with buttergreat controversy. really affected her opponent's grip
I jerked off twice and couldn't finish my 4x10 sets of pullupsShit fight too
get ready for an absolute masterclass. tafabros, we are so back
>>153227331Because he (you) is a loser and should kill himself (yourself) immediately.
only the best
What race is Billy Elekana?
>>153227353mental midget
>ynr ufc walkoutsI miss the good old times.
>Billy "Son of Susie" ElekanaWhomst?
Abella never had it in her to beat Eva, the queen of the '10s. Abella was essentially tony
>>153227360400m
>>153227327i can't wait for AI to realize its potential iykwim
>>153227026Lopes. Saint Denis. Fiziev. Tower Teixeira. Salkilld.
>>153227356You're extremely upset because you're gay and you just need a kiss
>>153227360hawaiian
So I get Walmart+ for free through my phone plan which gives me Paramount for free through that. How do they even make money off of this shit
This thread is absolute cancer. Can we focus on the fights please?
>>153227353every time i've jerked before a workout i ruined the workout, it just zaps my energy and cum agression
>>153227342So the guy they pick up will know their name.
Friendly reminder if you really need a stream just use streameast or crackstreams, dont click anything that shrimpfaggot posts
Was that Andrew Lincoln?!
>>153227374I'm upset because you're acting like a faggot and can't even come up with a good insult other than HURR DURR PEGGING AND UR GAY. I thought you pototato faced fuckers were supposed to be into banter and shit, but I guess not.
>>153227026LopesHookerRuffyTuivasaQuillan
>>153227380Really messed up, Post workout cooms are the best
>>153227391No, Abraham.
Taylor Sheridan is churning out boomerslop at an industrial scale
>>153227393What a long reply you are very upset
>>153227380Just don’t cum. Edging between sets actually gives a boost.
>>153227370I have a vague idea of what you mean
It WAS Andrew Lincoln. I will now watch your show
>>153227026oops>>153227399LopesHookerRuffyTuivasaQuillan
HEEEEEEM
>>153227407You're just increasing my suspicion that you are in fact Indian or Pakistani, which is really fucking gay considering your original nazi post.
Is this dude Indian?
>>153227421I don't even need to say anything and just get more upset lol
>>153227026VolkBSDFizievTeixeiraSalkilld
>>153227244Hope you looked up that article at the local library buddy! Wouldn't wanna give search engines a reason to exist!!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>153227427I was already upset you Nazi faggot. My parlay hinged on Yizha.
>>153227367she never got mounted from the back so she is disqualifiedhowever there do exist videos of her providing muscle milk
>>153227248who is this asian goddess?
>>153227442I hope you get feel better soon then enjoy the fights
I"m waiting until 9pm to drink
Why are timmies so threatened by indians? Is it because they are the most successful minority group and take all the white women?
>>153227353Why 4 sets of 10? If you can get 10 reps like that you're not progressively overloading.
>>153227451And I hope your skull is pinned between a doubledecker bus and a synagogue.
>>153227453It's 9pm in Halifax. Go for it.
>>153227458Aww maybe your next bet will get you out of poverty enjoy
>>153227456Yes, my mum divorced my dad and married an Indian chad, then my gf left me and her new bf is an Indian guy whos much taller and much more muscular.. then i run into my sister at a coffee shop and she's with an Indian guy man i just can't take it anymore!
Did Tafa lose a lot of weight or was the obese one his brother?
>>153227026VolkDenisFizievTeixeiraMullarkey
>>153227457>you're not progressively overloading.nta but you only want to do that if you're looking to build visible muscle massif you're looking to be healthy or build endurance you want lots of spaced reps
Just tuning in how shit were prelims
why cant fat guys lose that fat around their hips?
My 'za finally came, bout to get litty in here
>>153227456A fit 15 to a house and count that is one income. Effectively making homeownership impossible for normal families.
why are the streams so FUCKING LAGGY TODAY WHAT THE FUCK fuck you dana I'm not getting your shitty streaming service
>>153227456I had chicken tandoori once and it was shit
>>153227483Started off great until the Ofli - Yizha fight got completely fucked by the judging. Since then the card has been cursed.
>>153227494Bro this is the skinniest I've ever seen a Samoan. His build is practically Holocaust mode for them.
>>153227456fact: filipinos are the most powerful race in the world
>>153227506redpill me on why they're all fat cunts?
Tafa's hip got my dick throbbing he's built for breeding
card kind of sucks on paper. why is this a numbered show and not a fight night or espn card
Tafa is treating this fight like a sparring session and it sucks to watch.
>>153227457You can progressive overload with any rep range. If you're adding weight, reps, or both, that's progressive overloadLow reps (1-5) build more strength, high reps (8-12) build more size. Either rep range will build both, though, and a beginner/intermediate shouldn't overthink it
HEEM TAPPY
HEEM KWABBY
>>153227515
That was a rather quick tap out
>>153227511Evolved to store lots of energy for long ocean voyages.
>>153227496Gf just ordered a meat lovers and a pesto
kwab didn't even go to sleep
Wow so far this has been kinda just eh
TAFA BUMS NEED TO BE CUT
The first Samoan to learn grappling will be unstoppable.
don't worry guys it's solid gold from here
YikesJust gave up
>>153227532Is that the nigga from pulp fiction lmao
>>153227537That's exactly how I'd describe this fight, it wasn't boring, it wasn't amazing, it was just eh. Also this crowd is asleep.
>>153227535>Gfpost pics
Kek these tafas are so shit
WELCOME TO THE PARAMOUNT ERA
HEEEEM CHOKY
Do you guys think browns give up easier because the rebellious ones were more likely to be killed by the Europeans when conquering the country? Surely it had a eugenic effect over the centuries.. We bred wild foxes to be tamed within like 50.
>>153227532This is a great movie that didn't get much attention, highly recommend.
>>153227547never herd ofit
>>153227535She has to order better dick you can't satisfy her she loves the meat
>>153227541talmbout roman reigns?
happy birthday mom!
>>153227026VolkyBSDyFizzyTallyQuilly
Why did we stay awake for this Eurolads?
>>153227572I'm going to try and stay awake for Ruffy-Fiziev and then I'm going to sleep
i tore my chakra
Momma heemed fuck father time
elekana recovered immediately after eating a flush overhand froma known heemer. nobody is knocking him out
Such a beautiful city. I hope its not overrun with jeets chinks Sikhs and niggers.
>>153227565lmao looks like a gayer version of steven segal
>>153227572This card has been boring
>>153227457>Why 4 sets of 10I don't know, it feels good? I started with 3x3-4 about 5 months ago.My back is jacked now as a result of consistently doing these plus other aux. exercises.
>>153227026>Volk>BSD>Ruffy>Tailer>Quill
Last two fights were good
>>153227606Naaaaaaahhh
Didn't know Chris Eyepokeman was one of the talking heads.
>>153227602get a weight belt now u can do 4 sets of 10 thts great, when u can complete all 10 with added weight up the weight
>>153227567I have a 7" hammer try again
>>153227026DiegoBSDFizievTaiSalkilld
Mullarkey has the face of a depressed 65 year old fisherman from the 20s and the haircut of a 14 year old
>>153227619Lost my virginity to an indian girl she was so tight man, been chasing that high the rest of my life. ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Wow, looks like I can post. I stopped coming here in like 2019 or 2020 after they put in a paywall. Now it's gone? Glad to see HEEM is still going strong. What happened while I was gone?
>>153227619This broad has been teasing for years at this point. I need to fuck a jeeta again, those cunts go nuts the moment they think they can.
>>153227026VOLKBenny St. DennyFizievTALLisonQuillon
THE tai tuivasa whomst is on a 5 fight losing streak? Chills b
This card wouldn't even be a UFC on Fox card back in the day. Shameful stuff.
every single fucking stream is buffering non stop
>>153227640he's the only fighter that drinks beer out of a shoe. consider that.
>>153227653I have a perfect one right now
>>153227617>weight beltThanks bro, I forgot about these; gonna buy one.I can't stand doing rows and deads anymore either lel
>>153227624Does anyone think Salkilld-Mullarkey is a good matchup?
>>153227635>>153227632Give me tips to flirt an indian women
RIP King
>>153227562fighting spirit is an odd thing. there are golems with 70 iq who just keep fighting because they're like pitbulls. but there are also intelligent warriors who you need to kill because they have a code of honor. maybe there's a bell curve meme here.
>>153227026AlexanderHookerAli's Greatest Solider(عَلَيْهِ ٱلسَّلَامُ)TuivasaSalkiid
REAL INTROhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdCM1g40XRIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdCM1g40XRIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdCM1g40XRI
Having Robert shitaker talking commentary is almost as bad as having to listen to DC's fat stupid voice at every fucking ufc event all fight long
post YFW DC is on the mic
>bantamweight >Predators Pick one
CAM ON VOLK DECISIONATE THIS CHICANO
>>153226753Inflation is going down under Milei, but my money somehow stretches less every month. What the hell is happening. Something doesn’t add up here
Volk looks like a fucking narc
>>153227676TMDWU
>>153227674honestly just move to an area with indian immigrants and swipe on tinder i guess, in my case i was 17 at a house party and we were both virgins, lasted a couple of months of car sex before she went off to uni lol
when the fuck did Anik appear?
>>153227689
audio guy??
DC and bisping aren't HOF worthy but then you remember it's just a hall in Dana's kitchen
>>153227026volkbsdfizievteixeirasalkilld
>>153227715He was always there
>>153227705how do you expect that jewish people will get richer huh
>>153227725...AND NEW!
Inb4 Mullarkey nukes /sp/ picks
>>153227696>not having the stream on muteWhadaweavendoon b
>>153227717Shitaker is washed trash
*raves*
>You now remember when korean zombie had a ricecel breakdown at the press conference vs volk because people were saying asians are too weak and feminine to become champion and then got brutally beaten up
>>153227731I picked him for the meme
>>153227731I can see it
>>153227725whats the appeal of mullatos?
>>153227026VolkDookerRuffyTaiQuillian
>>153227731Quillans bonus power is activated since mullarkey is irish and fits the non-white minority category
>>153227739to think the first asian champ was a chigga seamonkey that the turbo autist east asian nations see as retarded jungle people kek
Why are there so many mistakes on the broadcast?
>>153227746not much
>>153227746You never seen a halfcast girl you'd bum? just say you're gay mate
>>153227739Korean zombie was always a punching bag so...
>>153227729In recent months I'm starting to believe that Lula is actually better than Milei at governing.
>>153227746I can't think of anything
>>153227755UFC cheaps out by hiring punch drunk former fighters.
>>153227755paramount doesnt know what to do
>>153227755Paramount isn't a good network.
>>153227770Ngl I hate lula and he is corrupt as fuck but I'd rather have him than an Israel lapdog like Milei
oh shit Ross Pearson thts a throwback glad to see he's still in the sport
>>153227770he's being doing some good stuff im ngl
>>153227753The first asain champ was a woman lol
>>153227772retard alert. he didnt mean the commentators, obviously. get your brain checked.
>>153227750Oh shit
>>153227789Put down the phone and focus on the fights, Bisping.
>>153227788women's mma doesnt count as mma, its the piss break
>>153227026Diego LopesBenoit Saint DenisMauricio RuffyTai TuivasaQuillan Salkilld
>>153227715He showed up during the third early prelim fight
>>153227801It only counts when there's a hottie fighting
I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDA
>>153227753Joshua Van is the shit, fuck you
>>153227674step 1: be whitestep 2: they have some weird caste system that values pale skin, there is no step 2
the quality of a ufc fight card is directly related to the quality of porn posted in it, and tonight is dire
>Black Betty walkoutFUCK I SHOULDN'T HAVE PICKED THE UNDERDOG
>>153227689whittaker is such a shameless homer. he called malkoun's performance "out of this world" and a "masterclass"take him off, put on mark hunt instead
>>153227753Didn't he "win" by pure luck from a horrific injury for the other guy ?
>>153227829That's about to change buddy
>>153227823By this logic should it be even easier to bang the dark ones?
Fucking 10 hours of commercials. Fuck this shit.
>>153227801This. Bonus shit break when the Daginigs are dry-humping other men and avoiding a proper fight.
>>153227829quality of porn is usually correlated with the speed of posts, and it's fucking dead tonight
Great card so far.
why hasn't the UFC just come out with their own channel? why do they keep being a babby to some other media company?
>>153227829porn is bad for you
>>153227834Mark Hunt on the mic would end the Paramount deal within minutes.
>>153227026ALL LEFT
>>153227838indeed
bo Nigger
Malarkeybros I'm not feeling good about this one....
Has anyone worked out how much money is allocated to each numbered UFC now they did a 7.7b deal?
>>153227834aussies all suck each others cock almost as bad as muslims
I dont like this Quillan Salkild was supposed to beat up a minority
>>153227855Good to know...
When we have first Indian champ heem will seethe and timmy clitties will leak
>>153227837based bailey poster!
>>153227858yeah
mullarkey will be killd
>>153227867We'll all be dead by then. Remember Jubli getting walked down by some shitter barking at him like a dog? Fuckin based.
>>153227829I prefer the clean UFC threads over the NFL game threads which are absolute coomerfests
>>153227838Yes but hot dark ones are rare. REALLY hot when they are good looking though. >>153227836Yeah pretty much. >>153227846Also true, fast threads get get good posts.
>Quillan Salkilld lost to Pablo Torre in his first fightLMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>153226753Can I please get a link, my usual site got taken down. Thank you
>>153227026Alexander VolkanovskiBenoit Saint DenisMauricio Ruffy Tallison TeixeiraQuillan Salkilld
>>153227874>bro doesn't understand board cultureReddit is that way.
>>153226835how do i do that?
>>153227862She messed with the bull
>>153227026lopezbsdfizzybam bamjamie "miller" mullarkey
>>153227880why did you draw the fake straps?
not that i need it.. but does jelqing actually increase length and girth?
>>153227858Assuming 40~ events per year, it's around 27.5M USD per event
>>153227878Gimme 15 minutes im cooking some now.
>OOOOOHHHH WHAT THE MULLARKEY, SALKILLD IS OUT COOOOLDDDSOON
>>153227862why do people do this
>>153227845I mean they deliberately cherry pick fights they know they'll win purely by humping. Pisslam is terrified of topuria and flat refused to fight full camp volk again. Queerbeeb taught him well
Wow. This is a fucking war
dont sleep on mullarkey nigga that boy can fly
Does Mullarkey's mam own a bakery too?
>>153227829stop gooning
Mullarkey looks better than a -700 dog should.
These guys are warriors
SALKILLD IS SPOOOOKKEEEED BY THE POWER OF JAMIE MULLARKEY GOT MUH FUGGIN DAM!
REVERSAL
hem tap
>>153227891>not that i need it..Come on dude.
HEEM FACEY!
This Salkild guy is good
What a loser
TAPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGLORY TO PAKISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>153227915nigger
Way too easy
hahahah /sp/ got shit on
He doesnt just beat minorities
>>153227913>>153227915You were saying?
Wow. This guy is a future prospect
>all these fucking retards itt saying mullarkyKEK
TAI TUIVASA TITLE RUN STARTS NOW LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Quillan Salkilld may be unbeatable
>>153227878https://fmhy.net/video#live-sportsJust pick and choose from shitloads of host links.... you're welcome poorfag
>>153227930is this a woman or a brazillian woman?
>>153227891ofc not. the big dicked made it up as a meme for you to injure your penis.
>>153227891It can but the injury risk is a bit shit. Clamping and extending are generally safer and better.
I'm gonna say it... Quillan is Elite and very athletic future champ
You could say he got Salkilled
Barely broke a sweat
>>153227748Holy cute
Picks heemed beyond recovery
>>153227949Talmbout angels b?
>>153227878nigga this shits like 8 bucks a month now
>salkild won easilyMY PICKS WONT BE HEEMED TONIGHT I CAN FEEL IT
>we're back in 30 seconds>I assume ads>my screen is just normal footage of in ring movement but no commentarywhy is it like this now
What absolute malarky
>>153227884>Your brain needs to be completely inundated with porn slop 24/7 or else you're a normie reddit faggotNuke your hard drive and then kill yourself
>>153227891yes go light though
Up this boys contract. He just suffocated THE lark.
>>153227953but sometimes in porn you'll see the guy has a weird looking dick tht makes me think they've stretched it out to make it so big
To do that to Mullarkey...phew. big tings in store
Wife says she's fine with immigrants coming over only if they're australian like Quillan Salkilld
did Buffer just call him Qwollenhis name is Quillan...
>tax song ad during the decisionwhat the actual fuck is paramount doing
I cant believe Jaime mullarky, the guy that looks like a roccos modern life character didnt win the fist fight.
What a disgusting TurboTax ad
>>153227878I feel like youre only being nice for a link and wouldnt help othersno
SCRIPTED
>>153227986Whatever they want, they have infinite monies thanks to Ellison
>>153227893>>153227945Thanks mates
Farez Ziam!?!?!?
>>153227989Why disgusting?
>>153227966>>153227986>>153227989Cool it with the antisemitism
You understand that you're literally being advertised to EVERY FUCKING SECOND you watch a ufc event? Pay attention. Its absolutely disgusting.
>>153227983that's a woman
Man why does the ref keep stopping these fights?
anybody else notice how that turbotax song is like clearly AI generated?
shoey time
>>153228009a trained mind recognises this and blocks them out
Guys Quillan would fuck Arman up badly
>>153228009The fighters need their boni.
I'm so sick of Daniel Cormier's voice cracks every 10 seconds
>>153228010So progresive of you>>153228012paramount made everything gay
Please please please let DC have died from fatness during the break. It simply angers me to hear his voice. It's amplified with Anik's clueless voice next to him
>>153228021no... not... not a GOSH DARN MOTHER FRICKIN SHOE? a SHOE?!>>153228009>Pay attentionno
salkino should fight moicano next
>>153228033>>153228030Are there no good well spoken mma commentators anymore?
I deliberately avoid any brands associated with the UFC so not only am I not paying the UFC, I'm not paying the advertisers who lick dana's balls either
>>153228009Jokes on them, I don't buy anything
>>153228017A lot of ads and on air graphics are AI generated. It's grim and soulless as fuck.
>>153228021May Li...now that girl could wet a whistle!
guys.. a boxer just went into his fight wearing a fucking wig and it got knocked off.. not even joking LMAOOOOOOhttps://x.com/SpinninBackfist/status/2017781057966559341
>How is BJJ real, lol, just stand up, lmao, just stop being taken down>Back taken and immediately submittedHow come it works when Derrick Lewis does it?
>>153228049How many scenes did she end up doing? Three? Might download the more normal one.
>>153228037Let's not do that to money moicano man.. He was about to have a very winnable fight vs Ortega
Odds Buffer retires within 3 years?
>>153228041I would love to have Chael, Conor, and Rampage as commentators. Shit would be gold
Why is there a UFC cooking show? Paramount has killed UFC.
>>153228041Cruz
>>153228007mularkygods...we will be redeemed one day
>>153228055HW can't fight
At least post some eycandy for us to look at instead of those fuckass ads
>>153228032do you have proofs she is a woman
>>153228053lmfao Boxcels in shambles. You should have saved this for the next thread.
>>153228056Three. Only two are left from what I recall. The thing about Miss Balthazar? She loved what she did. The enthusiasm of a genuine whore. You can't fake that.
paramount got absolutely fleeced
>>153228055he's literally too fat to choke, prisonton almeida found this out the hard way and settled for mounting him for the entire fight
>>153228075ZAMN
>>153228077She has a gigantic penor
>>153228080no one is worse than NBC paying $75 billion to show NBA games no one watches
Why are these threads so fucking slow? We're already on the main card and only on thread 2. This is a solid card and a great main card too.
>>153228002It's TurboTax but they hired some animator to slap together some ripoff Kpop demon hunters with a fat nig
>>153228065I would think that is the kind of job you do until the travel is too much for you.
ufc tastes like smellator these days
>>153228080No refunds, kid.
>>153228080They play tons of ads during and in between fights.
>>153228078Bout to watch 5 fight losing streak Tai Tuivasa on the main card of a PPV b
>>153228079Nothing's ever actually gone. And yeah, that broad loved every fucking minute of it. Absolutely vile, but I still would.
>no wmmakinda based
>>153228102Worthless video. You and her should commit suicide
>>153228102Absolute slop
>>153228053How long till Teo v Shakira?
>>153228009I watch with it muted for everything but the fights themselves
>6 ads in a row>fighter cam of them shadowboxing at the camera for 1 minuite>6 more ads
Tallison "She-Cow" Teixeira
New?
the fuck kind of brazilian name is tallison
>>153228102First time I see someone mixing shrimp and steake like that, it does not look good at all.
>>153228122Better than Johnny Walker.
BSD is going to make dooker more irrelevant than he already was. Tonight, combined with his clown act against Arman will finally send him and his fag fanboys away for good. And when Volk buries Diego fruitloop lopes, it will be a good night
Chat why do Americans love advertisements so much so that they actually get excited for them at sporting events such as the superbowl and their sports are engineered towards them with quarterly breaks ?
>t.allison
>Plays Man I Need by Olivia Dean as walkout songYeah idk if hes gonna win now
>>153228105since paramount+ has information on how many people are watching to the second, what if everyone just turned it off whenever wmma was on
>>153228122It means "monkey"
this brazilian dude looks awkward as fuck
>>153228122Not uncommon
>>153228122when they were naming him they were like oh he's gonna be tall. we've got a tall son. tallison texeira
>>153228132Imagine how annoying her stories are
>>153228132would be hotter with a bulge
>>153228122Alisson is a common name for dudes here, I guess his parents wanted to make it a little different>>153228139kek
>>153228116Shouldn’t of pirated the ppvs
>>153228135thats funny, everyone knows who hooker is bsd is that supposed badass unc poirier knocked out
>abo flagThread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grqEjSfVuBg&list
>>153228132poop comes from there
>>153228135volk looks dehydrated
Why tf is DC always yelling into the mic. Fuck I hate him so much
>>153228116First time watching American sports?
>>153228136Super Bowl is really the only sporting event where people make a bid deal out of the ads, although it's not that big of a deal any more. It's because the ad space is insanely valuable so companies have a habit of making extremely high budget commercials primarily to be viral or get people talking about the ad rather than the product.
>>153228152
>fighters enter the ring>ad break
>>153228155She's tucking it>>153228165straight to my mouth
>>153228168I hope someone heems him one day.
>>153228136Superbowl ads are their own thingit's the one time of year advertisers actually try to be creativebut I imagine that will stop as the nfl continues to lose viewers
He should do the shoey before the fight
>>153226753>only two threads tonightWhy so slow?
>>153228165You literally don't have proof of that
is everyone going to have to stand around and watch while Tuvasa does the haka
Yakub is real and he is Brazilian.
Just get on with it already
>>153228191it's called a shooey
you faggots are so fucking gay
>>153228179I hope he pisses off jones one last time and jones just breaks his neck
>>153228165Assholes are fun to play with, when clean
Tai already looks defeated
>>153228174Insane, kek. So the rumors are true.Didn't watch the first event but saw everyone in the world complaining about the ads
>>153228201monitor.
ahh, heavyweight...
>>153228112So you just sit in silence?
JEWEYVOSSSAAAAAA
Teixera moves like a cartoon character
6'7 you say?
How the fuck is this a main card fight?
>>153228218But Tallison only needs one
ciryl gane's best win btw
Tai Tuivasa was once ranked 3rd heavyweight
tai is already gassed
>>153228222UFC is still trying to push Tuivasa, extra bad with a local crowd
aussie khabib: allah allows lidl bit kvass in the shoe brazza you kno dis
>>153228188no wmma tonight
Whats Kai Kara France doing these days?
>fat tucks
>wasting your free fence grab this earlytaibros...
how could Gane allow this
>be tuivasa>"athlete" in elite premier mma company >have access to nutritionists and trainers all day every day >still fat as fuck Embarrassing
WHAT A FIGHT!
This is a train wreck.
It might be time to hang em up
wow cool sport very entertaining "fight"
One of you virgins make a new thread before I start heeming
>>153228237he just practices faces in the mirror all day
Tuivasa leveled up
this would never happen in BKFC
Lewis or Tuivasa: which is the bigger heartlet?
>>153228247kek
I cahnt fookin see mate.
>>153228224Hes an actor like Bruce Lee.
heavyweight is basically wmma
Shit card and shit sport. Kill yourselves
Is this that nigga who shot up Bondi beach?
Oh no, the UFC is sponsored by fucking @Threads? Elon bros, not like this
FROM A HECKIN SHOE?!?!
>>153228196Fuck it, I'd let her peg me.
Tuivasa is a literal blubber whale
>>153228251kek
Tuivasa is showing new levels
tender lovemaking between 2 bbm's
>>153228262You first
more like POO-F-C
Look at that fatboy jiggle
>>153228224you rate Tai higher than Aspinall, Volkov, Spivak, Lewis, Rozenstruik, etc.?
fat fuck too lazy to try to get out of this situation
Cut both these bums
>this man was ranked number 3 in the world at heavyweight at one point in time
>these are ranked heavyweightsjust remove the fucking weightclass, it's like wmma but without even some eyecandy or glistening thighs every once in a while
>>153228273Turn on your monitor
heavyweights is the worst weightclass
hue fights like a total fag
Tuivasa heemed him
Bring me some heemy
HEAVYWEIGHT MMA EVERYONE!!!!TUIVASA HAS BETTER CARDIO THAN SOMEONE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!
Tuivasa might be an entertainer outside the Octagon but hes a bum inside it
CARM ON BAM BAM SCORE A FACKING HEEM FEED HIM BRAH
>>153228298I'd unironically watch heavyweight WMMA just to see landwhales flailing their arms at each other with their blubber swinging every which way.
WHO'S BAKING???
>>153228298shut up manlet
>INTRODUCING FIRST >FIGHTING ..... OUT OF THE BLUE CORNER >THIS MAN IS A SUMO WRESTLER
>>153228298at least heavyweights can get decent heems every now and again
burgers be like>le heckin shoeyburgers also be like>WOOOW TAILGATING ILL BRING THE COOORN AND POTATER SALAD WITH BACON WOOOW MAKE SURE YOU BRONG YOUR BASEBALL GLOVE I OILED MINE UP WOOOOW ITS AMAAAAZING AND ITS WRAPPED IN A RUBBER BAAAND WOOOOW MAKE SURE YOU BRING THE OOORRRL SO WE CAN FRY THE TURKEEEEYY
>>153228272You say that like you need to be convinced to do it in the first place
>>153228319at least he tries to heem to be fair
they're literally just obese
I thought heavyweights were supposed to be good at heeming
I did finish landman. Season 2 was boring and yet all over the place at the same time. Story moved at a snails pace. Season 3 seems like its going to be a massive story reset more or less. I guess we'll see.
>>153228331I know a guy just like that.
>>153228331Enjoy your skin cancer.
>>153228331haha yea we do be like that
>>153228329Someone's life rn
>>153228331>Americans like a good timeyeah?
Disgusting fats
if ur opponent is 6'7 how are u not just drilling overhands in ur training lol
>>153228343they get a lot of 'finishes' because there's a lot of heem quittys but there's like 5 heavyweights worldwide that aren't just a fat fuck
You think tai even feels body kicks?
kek love this fat cunt
kek he just tanked that shit
>>153228371would
KINO
A fat fuck like that being able to be a professional in your sport is shameful
Jesus fucking christ, Tailer had a year to get into proper shape and just got fatter...?
>>153228366He certainly looked like he did against Gayne
>just sprawlthe dude's fat rolls literally cover his belly button, he can't jump around
has teixerira done any damage at all?
Are they fighting or fucking?
>>153228371you know its bad when the gunt folds inward like that
These obese cretins are a disgrace
>>153228371Quite the stussy he has there
>>153228371Bro has an ass on both front and back of his body
>>153228333It didn't take much. See, getting into pegging, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.
>>153228359he keeps thinking about his height and instinctively doing the hand thing. He's too busy with it to train boxing.
>>153226753Did you fags forget it was a numbered card
>>153228329>>153228352Me in a few hours after the whiskey sets in
>>153228408>>153228408>>153228408>>153228408>>153228408>>153228408>>153228408
>>153228396at that weight, event hey can't really tell
>>153228371achievable natty?
DUDE what is this SPORT we’re watching
>no one making a new thread because it would be embarrassing for anyone browsing the catalog to find out this is what we're watching and calling a "sportkek
>>153228401>>153228403its called a front butt
big fan of postmaxxing1k here we come baby
>>153228412You deserve better anon, value yourself, take care of yourself
Isn't fat better than muscles to absorb choc ? Im sure he doesn't feel anything thanks to his belly
Shit fight
>>153228404kek, audibly chuckled at that one
>>153228329Whale pussy is amazing. More for me if you faggots don't have the testosterone to fuck these gals
Real fight starts now. Feelers are over with.
>>153228466factual post
Why the fuck didn't he finish, stupid fat fuck
>>153228466No I agree, only if it's casual though
why do they have the same names
>>153228102Fuck the haters, that shit looks good
>>153227507Yeah you should check out the new Interacial Sex Stats. Among all ethnicities, Filipino Men score the most, with all types of Caucasian women (Whites plus Hispanics, and Hispanics are half Whites and half Native Americans).According to the study, roughly about 36.7% of Filipino Men marry White and Hispanic Women and the Second ranked ethnicity, the Japanese, 31% of them marry White and Hispanic women.The most overhyped Men the Koreans, marry White and Hispanics at an abysmal rate of 21%.Europeans and Latinas salivate for and are starving to devour Filipino Dicks that's why they are addicted to the "Feel-a-penis" AKA Philippines.
>>153227507They are our Eurx and Latinx Brvders.
>>153228260Yup can legit get a whole roster from random pacific island streeets and boom you got hw roster
