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Schaub
>dad walks in
>>153228408Did everyone forget it’s a numbered card?
>>153228424whats the appeal of trannies to a straight guy?
LETS GO TALLISON
>>153228424>dan hooker fan detected
tai heems in the third
>>153228434now THAT is a nice TUSHgod I love a nice TUSH
>>153228433>straightI think there may be an error in your reasoning
THEY'RE FAT
>>153228430It's spiritually an Apex card.
HOW is this dude a 3x national BJJ champion????? As an 8-year-old maybe? There's zero chance he's a purple belt or higher.
>>153228433he wasn't being serious when he said "straight male here"
>>153228424That person has a penis?
KICK HIM IN THE DICK
>>153228408Shitnfight
This is just sad
>"He's fucked" Kek
>>153228449Why
its kind of impressive how little damage tallison does from mount
haven't seen action like this since last night in the Town Hall toilets
>>153228424give me a name please
my dad got me hard on UFC back when it was kino swang n bang but now it's just gay
>>153228434Whos this? I'm old
still can’t believe lower deck tickets were over $700 for this shit. i really wanted to go
THE Bam Bam?
Shit fight.Boring ass heavyweight lardslop.
>>153228469kim lip
>>153228455yes but it's feminine.
>>153228468What move is this?
all my streams suck
>>153228424do footfags care about gender?
>>153228424Even asian fake women are better than white fake women kek
this sport is fucking FINISHED
>Dim ThomasShut the fuck up retard
Dude this fight sucks thank god Fuwamoco is about start
How does the fat guy have better cardio than the less fat guy.
Cold chads, how we holding up in this weather?
>>153228483give us the fucking source now i need to goon before main fights
Pooisharta
Disgusting mongrels. They should both apologize after this display.
Fat man
Tai is so bad lol holy shit he just eats the punches with 0 blocking, parrying or head movement and then gets doubbled
>fat guy leans up against the fence for a breakI recognize this move from that missing tooth brawler guy way back when
>>153228501Doing well but god damn am I tired of it. This winter has fucking sucked
>Tallison is a cardioletJust abolish this entire division
>>153228502>>153228469meizaijiang
>Gassing out before Tai fucking TuivasaEmbarrassing
lets go shoey
HEEEEMMMMMMMM
EAT HIM BAM BAM
full retard moves by tuivasa
Heavyweights should be allowed to use PEDs because this shit is embarrassing
lmao
so tired they can't even put their hands up
Tuivasa negative fight IQ ffs
>>153228483Wtf, I'd fuck that fags ass
This is pathetic. These fat slobs couldn't jog a mile.
>nearly heem>gas out and lean into himfucking fatties
>I DON'T KNOW WHY HE'S CLINCHING!!Because he is fat and tired
SHOEYBROS>SHOEYBROSSHOEYBROS>SHOEYBROSSHOEYBROS>SHOEYBROSSHOEYBROS>SHOEYBROSSHOEYBROS>SHOEYBROSSHOEYBROS>SHOEYBROSSHOEYBROS>SHOEYBROSSHOEYBROS>SHOEYBROSSHOEYBROS>SHOEYBROSSHOEYBROS>SHOEYBROSSHOEYBROS>SHOEYBROSSHOEYBROS>SHOEYBROSSHOEYBROS>SHOEYBROS
HEEM NAPPY
How much of a retarded huemonkey Brazilian do you have to be to be that tall and not get into basketball instead of MMA
HEEM GASSY
>>153228408>has everything served on a silver platter to throw a bomb and knock the guy out.>clinch insteadwhy even Tuivasa keeps fighting despite having only half-a-round cardio
>>153228483i think i'm more attracted to asian men than women. are there any chinks on the east coast?
FAT RETARDED GASSED CUNT
heem him fat ass
>have your opponent on wobbly legs>let him recover by moving at a snails pace Some high level shit b
this is regional levels of embarrassing, holy shit. best fighting promo in the world btw
Tai is too retarded and fat to finish him lol
Painting with his blood lmao
>>153228536No one can, idiot. A whole mile? Fuck off.
this is extremely high level
Should the HW division be dissolved?
>>153228519>meizaijiangVPN engaged, thank you mate
>ranked fighters>literally can't even keep their hands off their hips
can't believe people used to pay $70 to watch this
HEEEEM BUMMY
How do people like this get through life?15 minutes of activity is impossible
>athletes
Coming home from the beer run, how's the fight?
>>153228560it'd be better optics for the sport
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT - BUM FIGHTS!!!!
>>153228498Korone in an hour too
>>153228562fag
>>153228569tiring
Just scrap the whole division
>>153228484Stop wrong hole
The state of Tuivasa's fight IQ
This is actually frustrating to watch, because the other guy is on the verge of getting knocked out, but Tuivasa is way too gassed to throw anything
>>153228560Offer free Ozempic to all rostered heavyweights and give them a year to make 205, otherwise they get cut.
pathetic
thank you for the negative fight IQ Tuivasayou saved my picks
>>153228564The cards used to be worth it
.Pooivasa
>Abo IQ
>>153228578it's about 60
need HR monitors on these fats
>Heavyweight>The division of fat retards
If I bet on Tai id be so mad
top kek what a lazy cunt
OHHE FELL
Unironically cut them both
Two complete fucking bums
This fight started out shit and became kino.
kino
Both of them should just be cut and go to bed. Cant be Gane with that performance
This fat idiot fell over him lol. What a joke. Tuifatso totally blew it by being too far
Josh Hokit, Johnny Walker, Steven Asplund would fucking destroy both these bums
Both heemed their cardio
Stop the fight
>>153228579I know, it’s like edging, im about to cum, but then I just stop jerking entirely before busting
that "fight" makes me not even want to watch the rest of the card lmaoi think i actually hate mma now
Fat retarded faggots
gassed fat fuck cunt
peak blobkino
You big seven foot retard you are about to heem my picks
great fight, i have it 29-27 tai
>they brought the stools to themjust give it up man
>both fighters too fat to moveJesus Christ....
Maybe if you lost some weight you wouldn't need to cut down to 265 and gas out so easily u fuckin dumb obese cunt
holy shit teixeira is fucking awful, imagine having a somewhat competitive fight tuivasa
>>153228511mommie
draw ngl
>>153228594anyone betting on a guy with 5 straight losses and a year off deserves to lose their money
Josh Barnett should apologize to Garth and Paddy
slop bum fight. did tuivasa even train. he had better cardio before when he was an alcoholic
it's still possible tuivasa wins by robbery, alrready happened earlier in the card with the chinese guy
that was slopkino at the end tho
>hE neEDs a bReATheRshut the fuck up bisping, this fat fuck voluntarily took a year to catch his breath.
I hate abos so I am rooting for the pardo
>so gassed they couldnt even be bothered to walk to separate corners
heeminder that Tuivasa was once one heem away from fighting Jones for the title
Literally the Brazilian Stefan struve.
A shoey would be the icing on the cake here really
gane's rival... tai tuivasa
>50 seasons of survivor
These tubby shitters are ranked lol
>>153228575Unfortunate
Gane's best win, folks
This fucking faht bahstard LMAO
Just cut heavyweight what the fuck are we doing here
gane was dropped by tai
RetarDC screaming the instructions to Tai.
>>153228641literally how
ranked heavyweights
>>153228527This fight is honestly probably the biggest proof that USADA is doing its job because holy shit is the heavyweight decision fat and slow these days.
>>153228562Why are all you pakis major faggots? Seriously, every one of you seem to be massive fucking faggots on the down low.
>>153228625He should've won.
bring that Olympian rapist heavyweight to the ufc NOW
>6 fight skidbased chasing tony's record
Imagine getting signed by the premier fight company and still being so fat you gas after 1 round
no dicks were grabbed nor twisted
>>1532286522-3 seasons a year for a couple of decades
>>153228658you'd have to be a faggot not to fuck this, bappa.
>>153228647Why was she showing her breasts like that?
texeira went life and death with a guy who doesn't even train and has shit ground game despite being a "bjj black belt." I'm starting to think he has a fraud can crushing record.
>>153228657read that as USDA and had a laughthose losers are fucking cows
He's a tough opponent. Only lost 10 fights in a row though
>>153228647Is that Drake Maye's gf?
>>153228674Reduction talk
if this went with no timer allison would have died (first)flawed judging systemhappy the fat fuck though hope he gets cut
fat fat is retiring
Tuivasa walked out with the petrol sniffer flag, he deserved to lose embarassingly.
>>153228498oh shit, thanks for reminding me
>>153228674>I'm starting to think he has a fraud can crushing record.There are like 3 fighters in heavyweight that aren't just obese.
>>153228673Looks more feminine than like 60% of the women I've fucked how is that possible
Surely they HAVE to cut Tai now right?
where's the chadslator?
>>153228657Usada's been binned.
Those veneers carlos prates has look ridiculous lmao you're making money now get some good ones wtf
Tallison was ranked #15 coming into this fight for beating Justin Tafa and getting obliterated by Derrick Poois btw. Tuivasa was ranked #12 despite not having won a fight in 4 years. HW has never been this bad. Matt Mitrione would be top 3 and Schaub would be champion.
>>153228692It's HW so there's no guarantee
unironic massive robbery gay fat Brazilian faggot
I had too much pizza and beer and these boring ass fights are going to put me to sleep before the main event. how are you guys staying interested in this card?
>>153228682I hope that's not true
>>153228682>reduction
merge LHW and HW into one weight class and put the weight limit at 245. This should eliminate most of the fatties.
>>153228706you ever tried not being a fat alcoholic? might have more energy
>>153228700He’s Brazilian
Time for Bumivasa to fuck off to PFL. That's if even they will take on a fighter on a six loss skid.
>>153228714Bodied that freak.
>>153228706Volk, St.Denis will be fire
Tai fights at Heavyweight but moves like an Openweight...
>>153228706Drugs.
>>153228712stipe was like 230lbs soaking wet for most of his run. most lhw can easily beat hw.
>>153228636losing to pav sent him downhill>>153228639still the only one to straight drop gane
These promos are so cringe now, Holloway vs Oliveira its really not that big of a deal.
>>153228714where's the fun in that?
pillow fisted punching bag max holloway
>>153228706>t. Tuivasa
If you pulled a random club bouncer off the street I'm pretty sure he'd easily make rank 10 HW
>>153228725Someone post Jin Anik chugging a beer.
>>153228714>says the Brit whose people basically invented functional alcoholismyou're a shame to your country and have fucked up teeth
I would like to apologize to ESPN
ruffy will heem
war RAFA
>>153228731kek and they've got no actual title fights in the pipeline announced yet either
People still putting their stock in Charles "Do Quit" Jewliveira?
very cringe fake hype promoUSA is done, everything is fake and gay
this is the card of all time
why don't guys like tai just do bkfc? most heavyweights don't like grappling so why even do mma?
Fuck I'm dozing off lads, not sure I'll make it to the main
Every single fighter on KSW's roster would oneshot the entire UFC HW division. They just need to let heavies roid as much as they want like they do in Pooland.
>>153228720still fighting!
How do I heem hiccups?
i do not like blacks
>>153228755dead sport
isnt oliveira washed up?
Who's this TBD and why is he fighting himself?
>>153228706I took an adderall
>THE BMF TITLE
>>153228757He wants to be able to lie down if and when he gets tired.
>meanwhile, on /box/...
Mauricio D. Luffy
>>153228743touch a nerve tubby?
>>153228747is this one actually a woman
>>153228631Tai shoulda just said fuck it and rained down the hammerhands.
>>153228673anything where she isn't half-naked
>>153228758best fight is next
>>153228758put the kettle on cunt
>>153228755tbd will heem
STOP.POSTING.TRANNIES.FOOKIN PROWNS!
Gooby bros, i think Fiziev will beat us.
>>153228747I give them money in exchange for sex. I have tinder set to only show me 18 year olds. 500 bucks is like a million dollars to them.
>>153228728Stipe being too small to take down Ngganou and getting heemed to his death is one of the reasons why HW is in the state it's in right now.
What you guys drinking on tonight?
>>153228740That fag probably drinks seltzer
>>153228755*THE* TBD????????At least Reinier de Reddit will finally be flushed and we can stop pretending he's good.
>>153228763take a heap of light breaths without exhaling until you cant, hold it for 10 seconds then exhale
Weight limit should be removed from heavyweight, and 205 should be scrapped too. Imagine being big enough to pursue the most prestigious belt, but going for the lesser one instead.
>>153228765that goes without saying around these parts
>>153228780
>>153228794
fightfairy armpits
>>153228755>BMF championshipif they want me to be interested in this at all, make it openweight and show me some insanely irresponsible fights
>>153228788Does this actually work? Damn. I'd probably only offer 2 hundo though.
>>153228755Wow keep an eye out for tbd vs tbd
>>153228720>forgot what I picked>check picksINTACT
>>153228788>paying for sex Forever beta
corny tattoo
>>153228778>shoulders>hands>jawWhat's wrong with you, b?
too much filler, the paramount deal is a disaster
>>153228810based AI
>>153228810fuck off jeet shitskin retard
>>153228706Doing it for Volk.
>>153228807hell yeah
>>153228778They are all women you bigot!
ruffy looks like a total bum
>>153228819All tattoos are corny.
>>153228810tell your agent to post this on moltbook
>>153228788>500 bucksOverpaying. $200 usually gets the job done
remember to do your stretches
>>153228817Buddy im 40 years old banging girls half my age.>>153228813It has to be 500 thats the sweet spot ive found.
>>153228763Fill a glass with water (the level doesn't very much matter) and place in it a metal object such as a spoon, fork, or knife, and while slowly sipping the water hold the upper part of the metal handle (the lower part of the implement remaining in the water) against the temple. The hiccups will usually cease either immediately or within a minute.This has worked one out of one times during my life experience.
YA ALI
>>153228831HOLY BOOBS
Why is Ruffy fighting up after losing to BDS?
anyone notice they keep putting people who fought each other already on the same card but different fight
>>153228831life-like texture ;_;
>Ruffy>pronounced Huffydo Brazilians not have tongues?
>>153228822just think about the $960 a year you're saving and it's bearable
FUCKING GET ON WITH IT I'M ALMOST ASLEEP
>>153228830who dis??
>>153228775Reddit cringe.
kazakhstan greatest country in the world, all other countries run by little girls
>>153228840desu the whores in montreal were like 180$ an hour kek, cheaper and scalding hot
YA ALIYA MUHAMMAD YA ALLAH
>>153228842Its the distraction that works, not the setupIn saying that the distraction is the setup
>>153228845You know why
>>153228845nerds privilege
>>153228853>brazilliansnigga it's a gay fake name from a chinese cartoon
>merab vs conor at home
I would beat the fucking shit out of every gay faggot in this shit fucking thread
>>153228851Is the lotion for wanking it later?
Fiziev WILL heem.
>>153228840You're a pathetic creep. What's the matter, no game to score a wife ? Too ugly to bag cougars your age ?
>>153228851Why you drinking out of a jar b
>>153228763Throw a lit match in a shot of water and drink
>>153228788Holy based, I do the same. I'm paying 30 usd + love hotel room to fuck this 18yo raw and creampie her.
guy delivering my food is retarded and keeps driving up and down the motorway alongside my house instead of leaving it and coming into the estate, what do
>>153228845Fighting Nerds privilege. They make fun fights, thats why they get good opportunities. Not like shits llike evloev and lerone
Nigga is named after anime huge story loss there
>>153228865Im looking for desperate young and innocent not whores.
>>153228877he NEVER heems tho open your eyes frogfag
no way fizzy loses this
>>153228851BLACK BULL SISSY
>>153228863based
>>153228884pause the fights, go stand outside and flag down your food, and come back to feed and sneed with heemstrust me you don't want delivery colder than it already is
>>153228805Literally MADE for me to manhandle her
>>153228874nah salt they put on the street to melt snow makes my skin super dry like it gets really itchy and it bleeds
>>153228879Hipster fags think it makes them look kewl.
>>153228763Get someone to scare the shit out of you.
>>153228747any more of her pics??
>>153228868>it works>extra wordsk? it works.
>>153228883Based as fuck, wish I could do the same. I suffer in America.
>>153228788How does this even work? They have to match with you first. Do you just offer the money right away?
Protect my picks huffy I beg you
>>153228861https://www.instagram.com/me1.honey/
>>153228879it holds 500ml so i can monitor my drinking
>>153228763i go into a quiet room and concentrate on my breathing, works every time
>>153228763Literally just hold your breath for as long as you can and they'll go away
Fiziev going for that Vance meme look.
Cheers to my boys on /heem/
>>153228878Do I sound like I want a fucking wife or some nagging girlfriend
>>153228915post bussy
>>153228805damn i love petite athletic girls like this
another common fighting bums L
I think we got a fight right here. lets see
>>153228915nice press ons queer
OwO
>>153228915You better have a penis
>>153228884They're still deliviring food at half 3 lad? While Ruffy is fighting?
>>153228763Stick your finger in your bum as hard as you can. Works for me
>>153228908thanks
>>153228915which android
aussie aussie aussie
>>153228883>brown w/ short hair and fitliving the dream big dog
Yeah... I'm thinking Conor was the peak of this shit sport
had some whey protein shake tht was 2 months out of date earlier n my stomach is gurgling now man
ruffy seems stung out
>>153228915show your hawlg b
so are shia or sunni the terrorists, according to reddit fizev is shia and the sunni muslims in krgystan criticized him
TOTAL FIGHTING NERD DEATH
Anik is so utterly clueless about this sport. How did he get this job
>>153228915would you be interested in going on an E-date with a balding british manlet?
If fiziev had power the division would be on notice.
>>153228955Shias (Iran) fund all the other terrorists
>>153228940Met her in a craiglist type of site, fucked her a few times before she stopped doing escort work like a month after she started but she gave me her personal number and we fuck a few times a month like I mentioned, but now raw. I hit the jackpot with her.
>>153228962bro he said "a man of his word", that makes him way better and different than goldie
>>1532288833rd worldies are so lucky...
>>15322892610-9 Ruffy
>>153228941Can he surpass Tony?
>>153228908you should be required to post sauce on every woman you post
I just took a Viagra becuase my gf is getting a deep dicking after the main event. I'll keep you guys posted
Holy shit what a kino technical fight so far
Who won that round?
>>153228966I've always felt he would do well at FW
>>153228964Code me bro? Damn I love juicy asians. look at that perfect skin color
Fiziev pressuring but not doing anything with it
Salutations from Brooklyn, New York.When do the good fights start?
>>153228964OHHHHHHHHHH
>>153228964fellow gay male here. sauce me up senpai.
fiziev needs to slim down and go to featherweight, even if he wins
>>153228982Have some taste. Take cialis
>>153228973At least Goldie had a better commentator voice. Anik is a total beta and knows nothing about the sport. Cant even keep up with the other commentators
>>153228985sybau cracker
You guys ever light your farts on fire? I do it everytime there is a heem
>>153228883
the Zeevmeister playing like a training mode dummy
>>153228963>a balding british manletThis thread ain't big enough for the both of us buddy.
Anyone ever explained how Fiziev is from kazakhstan but looks straight Norwegian?
>>153228994Fuck the sox
is it me or ufc champs seem to have no staying power, it's a revolving door of the next big overhyped thing compare that to boxing and the likes of mayweather, canelo or klitchko
paramount execs watching their 7.7 billion at work
Fiziev is such an overrated manlet.
OOOOHHHHEEEEM
>>153229021kazakhstan was part of the ussr, Fiziev is Ruzzian b.
>>153228955None of the "Muslims" in MMA are actually Muslim. All of the major Islamic councils and scholars have explicitly banned watching or participating in MMA, and it's haram to strike the face in sport. They can wrestle, but not hit the face.
Is every PPV going to feel like a fight night going forward?
Dana needs to open his wallet and spend on high level fighters from other organizations to fill out the rankings
PLEASERETI RE
this is boring
guys... i'm starting to think mma may not be the most exciting sport.
HEEM STOPPYYYY
>PeeC saying fiz is winninglmao no he fucking isntoctagon control merchant
HEEEEEEEEEM
This is surprisingly boring
HEEEEEM
that was fucking impressiveWAR Ruffy
>>153229027as long as the numbers are good, they don't care about the content itself
BLASTED THAT FREAK
>>153229012Nah b I'm scared I'll set my ass on fire or something else in the room
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Holy fucking heem are you guys watching a different match???
the power of anime
>>153229026UFC champs (mostly) have to actually fight contenders. There are exceptions though, and they're the larger names.Boxers can dodge for years easily.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM NERDY
HEEEM TKO-EY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
YES GET GUCKED MUSLIM FAGGOTS
MY PICKS NOOOOOOOOOOOO
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Garth couldn't even hurt Fizzy in 30 minutes.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
I'm so tired of overhyped wogs like Fiziev.
Lol little faggot muslim. Hahha. Lol! Haha
HEEM STOPPYFiziev fought Ruffy's fight, should have thrown more combos
Dollar store Conor just smoked that manlet
lol
Well, Fiziev is flushed now I guess
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
why was fiziev fighting like that? no usual combinations.
YES YOU BEAUTIFUL BALDING FAGGOT
>>153228794Had a White Russian earlier, now I'm drinking a rum flip.
THE OLD WORLD MONKEYFEARSTHE NEW WORLD MONKEY
PICKS INTACT
heemlets boutta seethe at the fighting CHADS again kek
fiziev finally exposed for good. fooled everyone with his "technicality" but hes just a boring pillow fisted pitter patterer
fizzled out in the end there
HEEEEEEEEMTHE GOOBY MAN MARCHES ON
i fucking KNEW the fighting nerds was holding the gooby hue back
Pakis silent after another of their White golems gets beaten up by a Christian...
Nice patient heem. We claim Ruffy now since apparently he lives here now.
What a punch lol
I didnt expect that. I thought ruffy was shit to be honest.
Can someone clip that bit right before the smackdown where Ruffy dodges a bodyshot from Fizzy but his head stays perfectly still like a chicken's?
>this heems the picks
HEEEEEEEM RUFFY
welp, picks heemedI was nervous the moment Fiziev stopped throwing and was letting Ruffy pick at him unopposed
>>153229076not a wog, nimrod pig-mutt
>>153229093hes just small bro
Shiabros...
>Getting heemed by DoofyYeah, I'm thinking he's flushed.
dang made Fiziev look like a pussy
Yep thats why I'm the fucking GOAT
>leaves fighting nerds>win
KEEEK YOU BUMS SAID HE WOULD LOSE KEK
ONE PIECE BROS IT'S TIMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-n23nZBl-c
BSD WON
You could tell Ruffy was gonna heem he sooner or later even while getting cooked with legkicks. He's just so much better technically, the russian nigga only knew how to spam low kicks.
Nerdawgs
Goobyesque punch. Beautiful
>>153229026>compare that to boxingBoxing has no stars these days. NO ONE.I mean, MMA doesn't have them either, except for Alex Pereira maybe , and... I think that's about it. And the guy's in his last fights anyway.
>>153228964Code please
this was essentially the blueprint to volk vs lopez
kek the way Hunter was smiling in the background while Fiziev was chicken legged
Hooker.
>>153229041>>>153229093>>153229108stop posting your degenerate tranny slop anytime, you fat spic cuck
>>153229113Nice
>>153229127NGR-88
Praise Jesus
>Jesus is my Lurd
>MY NAME IS RAFAEL FIZIEV SON OF AHMAD TAHMAD MOHAMMAD ABDULLAH AND I WILL BE KNOCKED OUT BY YOU EMBARASSINGLY
>>153229065good point mayweather dodget prime pacman like a motherfucker
>>153229092He left that gym, not part of them anymore
>>153229135nigga who is you
The current interim champ went life and death with that guy on short notice, btw
Fizzy needs to cut to 145
BASEDPRAISE JESUS
>"tough guy sport">everyone cries on the mic
Jews WSunni WChrist WShia L
Do all the Nerds cry at everything jesus
Jesus wins again. Godless heathen muzzies BTFO!!
>>153229125He's obviously trying to fight like him but he doesn't have the mewvment to do it a really high level, better lightweights will heem this goober
>>153229153youve never been in a fight
what is it with brazilians always crying like babies? lmfao what a soft fucking country>brother killed himselfnvm now i feel a little bad
>MT guy against someone who throws straight punches>diesmany such cases
the fighting nerds paid their price and are now ready to rise again
GEEZOOZ is loveGEEZOOZ is life
>>153229153He's talking about his brother killed himself
>knocks out muslim cocksucker>immediately praises Jesus So based.... muzzy fags will rot in hell
UFC is hard to watch with all these foreign niggers
Fiziev the manlet wog bitch needs to go down to 145 or he will never be competitive at the highest levels.
>Don't do this
>>153229165brutal
>>153229165OH HE'S HURT
didn't paddy talk about this suicide too?what's happening?
Shut up niggers. Fiziev has never been heemed and he fought gaethje twice
>>153229153faggot
heem is jesus
Damn RIP brazza
>>153229107he is a wog
>another mcgregor callout >translator ignores it>MCGREGOR, PLEASE GOD TELL THEM I SAID MCGREGOR
What is is with MMA fighters and their friends/family killing themselves?
>>153229165HEEEEEM PICKY
Ruffy (conor 2.0) heems Islam (khabib 2.0)
>>153229192what is it with you being friendless and unloved and talking shit about everyone else at 4 in the morning every single saturdayfucking loser
Is the translator a former fighter? He looks familiar
>>153229192Its a trend right now but it'll pass.
>silva win>prates win>ruffy winuhh haterbros I'm getting scared
Is anime the best base for MMA?
>>153229199look at this r/mma tourist thinking he's welcome here
>brazilian wins>*most annoying sounds on the mic*
>>153229165IT'S COMING HOME
I wonder if Fiziev would have had more success if he had gone down to Featherweight with the rest of the manlets.
>>153229165Yep, everyone with a brain knew that that fight was the cazzie filter this time around. Fiziev is a bum
>>153229192Scaub
Countdown til dooker gets heemed
Hooker is fucked
poor poor liddle heemsters... We tried to tell you Fiziev would be heemed, but your cazziedom wouldnt have it. Poor heem...
McHuegor tapped to a face crank as well, he really is favela goob
>>153229192A lot of people off themselves, b. You just don't hear about the vast majority of them unless they go public with it, which these guys usually do when it happens to their loved ones.
>>153229093Fiiev got destroyed by mma striking
>>153229197Prime Conor folds this dude in 1 round
>>153229192Not sure but I bet Ari Emanuel has something to do with it
time for dookie dan to lose his last solitary brain cell
im so sleepy
>>153229201>it'll passpass away?HA HAHAHAHA oh man death is funny especially when it's not me
>>153229220But UFC is supposed to fix everyrhing.
>>153229192people don't make it to the ufc if their life is going great.
why didn't gaethje just do this??
>>153229217no he's going to win this
>>153229206whos fat tits are these?
this ruffy guy must be pretty good if he did something the current champ couldn't do in 2 full fights
>>153229204Uhhh crank my fuckin hawlg now
>>153229206Only if you have gay thoughts about izzy. No chads watch tranime
>>153229224More like 1 minute if Strawhat is lucky
>>153229202heh good thing i invested in the fighting nerds stocks when they were down
>>153229163Muay thai just doesnt have effective striking
Can you tards stop acting like BSD is good?
>>153229232The fuck is wrong with you? You sound like a rape victim.
>>153229192>my friend gets to fight a few times while just training and chilling the rest of the year>i have to wagie 50 weeks with a few weeks off at best in a shit economy with no prospects
>>153229184Gaethje couldn't even heem Paddy. He also got heemed by Pilloway. He's a bum.
>>153229206i don't know if it's the best, but it definitely works
If Hooker loses and we never get Gaethje Hooker I retire from watching MMA
Hooker is a dawg he's going to win tko rd 3
dookie dan
>>153229239Mine O.o
>muh speshul forces
Total Nerd Victory
ooééles français on est où?
>showing highlights of fights Hooker lost
>>153229238Alright
>>153229210>volk
Dookie needs a big win here.
Benoit Balls
heading to the store for a bottle of gin and a sniff of dern's asshole. anyone need anything
if dan isn't at least -300 this is the easiest money in the entire world
just woke up bros, how did our guy bam bam tai tuivasa look?
>>153229266Chandlermaxing
>>153229264He's left the nerds
>>153229268saved
>>153229204>those veins
>>153229258If Hooker wins he's fighting Paddy. If Hooker loses he's fighting Paddy. You should retire now.
>>153229275I'm hungry, bring me a kebab or something like that
No tattoos Dan was a different kinda beast man
Was Conor McGregor actually good? I always thought he was just a meme. I've only ever seen him lose
>>153229274hahahahahasorry... i was laughing at your name
Dooker is such an edgy rude faggot. He deserves to get fucked up ... again
>>153229282Ok
pewer violins
dooky dan getting heeemd infront of his home crowd
>>153229192Having world class athlete friends/family must make your shortcomings feel bigger by comparison, must play a part.
>>153229284thinking about bsd destroying that brit cunt makes me moist
>>153229285brother wants a stick of meat hehehe
>>153229275Get me cool ranch 'ritos
>>153229204Watch Steve1989 review an Italian MRE
do it for them Dan
>>153229284If Hooker wins he won't fight Paddy because it means he's not old and washed up enough for Paddy to beat
good morning bros
You don't get it guys, this dude? This dude was a freakin special forces zogbot. That basically means he's invincible.
the fact that bds lost to basedrier makes me think hooker actually has a decent chance
>>153229274>>153229290based archerchads
Elite ambience ruined by a fucking gambling advert.
Dookard is getting his arse kocked
Get the new made
>>153229289Very good, he was well on his way to becoming the GOAT before he derailed his career with the Mayweather fight and heavy substance abuse.
>>153229289He had an insane KO streak but was never really tested in his prime, had an extremely hard fall off once he became champ
>>153229291hes from a tough background literally punched on since he was a kid probably comes across as rude to polite norms
>>153229279fat
Does the UFC think NZ and Australia are the same thing?
Hooker looks good walking to the ring
LETS GET IT ON COME ON
>>153229305Dookie isn't getting a sniff of the belt. Paddy is the biggest name that he can beat.
when did hooker become such an edgelord
Hooker looks like a weasel rat. Guess BSD has got this.
>>153229322well they have the same flag
>>153229322They are. Get over it.
>>153229140>NGR-88this isn't it
>>153229308Hooker always has a chance in a slobberknocker. It’s wrestle fucking that ends his nights early.
Do you think Dan's penis is tattooed?
Benwa Saun Denee
>>153229301based
>>153229324gay
>>153229331didn't he cry about someone joking about his mum dying
>Walking out to reggae musicCringe. I hope BSD retires him.
American utes are TOO big!!
>>153229322They're not???
Dooker reminds me of machine gun Kelly and that makes him a fag and hes gonna get heemed
>>153229322well 4chan and most of the world think Israel and the USA are the same so theres that
>>153229322They essentially are now, which in my mind, is an absolute shame.
I remember liking that song when I was 15.
>>153229346never seen a +300 underdog as a lock like this before
French vs Kiwi. The eternal torture
>35 and 30 year olds155 is such an unc division
this finna be a banger
if hooker makes it to round 2 it's one of the great nz sportsperson sporting performances
>>153229351i fuckin hate islands bitches so much
>French special forces
>>153229357>4chan and most of the worldThis venn diagram does not intersect on anything, retard.
>>153229337MOOC-002
>>153229374*AHEM*sanko > olivi
>>153229283Minato Haru, you're welcome
>>153229322New Zealand is Australia's Canada
>>153229373>he never got invited to the islandGay
>>153229337Shit song for confused polfags that can't let go of their fetish for nigs.
>>153229322https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs_rXxi0zhMtheres a PSA for this
>>153229374Remember when GSP "acted" as one in the Marvel movies?
>>153229357Well that's the thing, Bruce...
>>153229380Both are spiritually Canada.
>>153229375I knew that would upset you lol
CAM AN DOOK SCORE A FACKIN HEEM
Forza Dan Prostituta
>Tat-ewsStop doing this
DOOKMAN DAN ABOUT TO LOSE IN A REALLY FUNNY WAY LETS GO DOOKMAN DAN
Is it true the average woman is getting bigger
hooker is so slow lol
im from volks hometown, hes won at life, has a great career for after fighting (cooking vids, etc) just bought a 7m mansion on a farm, married to a real beauty high school sweetheart, got a bunch of kids has nothing left to prove if he loses he will retire hopefully and be done with this shit show
Is Dan Hooker a psychopath?
The French FOREIGN Legion is more elite than the actual French special forces. Tells you everything you need to know
>>153229400Only American ones
The Dookster is looking good
>>153229409>>153229409>>153229409>>153229409>>153229409
>>153229415kys
Come on Dan you cant lose in front of the wife and daughters!
People actually picked BSD over Hooker kek
Dookie raping this shitter.
the absolute state of the french military
>>153229426can't figure out why, he got worked by undisciplined dustin
Imagine the smell
>>153229440When was the last time they were even legitimately fearsome? Napoleon?
>>153229440Hey now, the French military is one of the militaries of all time
>PIGGIES were ADAMANT that Benoid st. POO would beat slamdaddy
>>153229448their spec ops helped the saudis take back the cube thing from extremists in like the 90s I think
this frogoid got deleted by soirier lol he cant hang with the old guard CHADS
>>153229448People forgot man, they were big in indo-china or something
Judo heem
>>153229443Heemed by Peahead, can you imagine?
>>153229481>>153229481>>153229481
>>153229458WHAT WAS THAT FAGGOT??????DOOKER BTFO AND HIS CAREER IS OVER
FIGHT BACK YOU BUM
>>153228424clearly aman face
