Bar Edition >>153222156
First for Canucks rule, laffs drool.
Seeing Buffalo's barn completely filled up by frogs genuinely pisses me off.
>>153226786yeah, ill have a water, please
TUSKS UP
Obligatory Dabres gif. This gif will appear in every /hoc/ thread until our Dabres run out of gas in the playoffs.
real wet noodle contest at rogers arena right now
>>153226803get the ottawa treatment dabs
>>153226803pluerer
>>153226805coming right up, sir!
>>153226803those red sweaters are the sabres alternates from 2000-2006
>>153226803
>>153226803maybe there's a big french diaspora in buffalo
I'm going to take a marner. Anyone need anything?
>>153226827it's MA'AM!
>>153226812Need to replace the lucario with Mamoswine
>>153226803sounds like a buffalo problem to me
>ok were putting a hockey team in montreal, we just need a name...>how about canadians? get it? haha because its in canada>,,,>,,,>thats retarded but ok. at least we can give them a cool nickname though, what do you suggest?>well they live there, so how about the hab->get the fuck out
>>153226803I know that feel. Rogers Arena is currently plagued by Ontarian immigrants.
>>153226840>>153226818>>153226823Canadians are based and always welcome in Buffalo
>>153226845flams should be voltorb because they keep self destructing
>>153226845These are terrible.
>>153226783>>153226800Wow, Buckeyes are really that imposing? It must also help that they're very competitive and winning championships here and there to push pro teams out.
>>153226858
>>153226858>me on the right
>>153226842mind passing me some dudewipes
Habs stands for husbands and boyfriends
>>153226860JEN
>>153226814_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>153226858>dead head>hurrrrrr durrrrrr I love taking acid and looking at the skyGo away junkie
>>153226899good to know
>>153226845I like these ones more
>>153226912fag
>>153226851canadiens and habitants predate canadait was the denomination of the rarly french settlers
>>153226922Yup. That's the stuff.
The Rangers are the only NHL team without a mascot. I think that should change.
Yeah, give me a white Russian and a burger.
>>153226937they should be pigeons
>>153226937WHAT THE FUCK IS THATis it AI?
>>153226922>brockJEN
>>153226953Looks like a baby capybara.
>>153226937>webm is a giant ratyeah that would work as their mascot, given that new york is kinda famous for those
>>153226858>mfw
>>153226858No they aren't, shut the hell up.
>>153226937The way they got their name "rangers" is retarded as fuck. Some dude name Tex owned them and thought it was funny to say Tex's Rangers. Fucking reddit humor.
>>153226940you want pickles as well?
>>153226977>Tex's Rangers
>>153226858good choice >https://youtu.be/c_WpX9s2_rQ?si=ekeGsegLzMfHNFw4
>>153226963>>153226953I was wrong, it's a lowland paca. Similar thing though.
>>153226988not enough drugs in my house for this shit
>>153226979Yes. Why wouldn't you want pickles on your burger?
>>153226803Habs fans like to invade away barns before you need to sign a second mortgage to afford tickets at the Bell Center
>>153227000It's just a question to weed out terrorists.
>>153227000i dont like pickle
>>153227000some real weirdos come to this bar
>>153226985Also came up with the nickname Habs
>>153226988DUDE IM GOING TO MAINLINE SOME HEROINE AND LISTEN TO SOME DEAD ITS THE ONLY WAY TO LIVE MAN
>>153227048This is why no one likes you, bro.
i love having dill pickles with a tuna sandwich
LICK HER MACKI!!!!!!!!
>lick her maki
>>153227053IM GOING TO PUT ROOFIES UP MY BUTT AND PASS OUT WHILE THE DEAD PLAYS MAN PEACE AND LOVE BRO
mcleod went down pretty easy, REF
>>153227027
>losing to a team trying to tank grim
Steve WILL Dangle
>>153227059+1
more of a corn chowder guy myself
>>153227048then you put some music on for k/hoc
blues tie it
seriously, stop playing video game music when someone is out of the box
>>153227087I like the nod to Nirvana that the Kraken do.
>>153227072There's only one team that is losing on purpose
>>153227069That doesn't even make sense. You're supposed to put roofies on the roof. It's in the name for fuck's sake.
>>153227086is he really the best canadian goalie?
>>153227087thats just the avs right
>laffs
>>153227086i actually don't know if this image has been altered
that's what you get for diving, pal
>>153227069roofies are for chicks at the club
>>153227086didnt realize guys could have such a horse face
>>153227103>laffsand dabs do it too
>>153227087>penalty ends>CUM HISTORIA
>>153227083gonna have to go with clam myself but damn I love a good chowdah
teddy blueger the human Booger
>>153227120all history is cum history
>>153227092Kraken must be such a zoomer faggot organization. Everything is Nirvana. They should play "I'm gonna break my rusty caaaaage" when they get out of the penalty box. Be creative with other Seattle bands other than Nirvana.
>>153227084https://youtu.be/6p-lDYPR2P8?si=8w5RqTwJBgoG0jlv
>>153227130
>>153227130wasnt lincoln a major lesbian?
>>153227103krakheads play a bit of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6IbZv4ltIA
>>153227121>new england clam chowderis that the red or the white
>>153227121yum
>>153227107It clearly has. Someone has thicken his neck.
>>153227092I hate Nirvana so much. Cobain would be a troon if he didn't kill himself.
my laffies are doing it! just gotta not accidentally score for another 27 more minutes :-)
Whose future is more grim: Pettersson or Matthews?
>>153227148i played this on colecovision at my grandma's house
>>153227139yet no sound garden or pearl jam
>>153227175they should trade for a guy named jeremy
connor garland is a goddamn gnome
>>153227175Why would they? lol
>>153227172>colecovisionStill have it and the atari attachments
>>153227114No one is bringing livestock to a club. They would get underfoot way to easy.
we LOVE ref puck here
>>153227175IT'S STEVEN FLOWE
>>153227180how long until swayman's contract expires?
>BTFO all the Seattle area bandshttps://youtu.be/Vtpgj9CQvJo
Why don't Seattle play some of their other great artists? I wanna hear Baby got back or Thrift Shop when they score.
>>153227162He would've died from an overdose eventually if he hadn't killed himself. He just had that personality.
>>153227139plastic team
>>153227140not bad >https://youtu.be/NsKF-IhR_mI?si=VhUO6RalRXtLdkPO
>>153227201>I've been forgotten
YOUR JACKIES
I just know the laffs will land McKenna somehow
>>153227153new england is the white, manhattan is the red. they're both good but the red kind is kind of pointless
>>153227202i think he had chronic pain from a fucked up spine
>>153227201they really should blast some fall of troy at their games
>>153227217STONE FREE
>>153227201>Thrift ShopThey would have if they had managed some SIDE DEALS
This album is better than anything Nirvana or Grohl ever did
>>153227232remember when the >laffs had good goaltending?
>>153227217He was born there, but wasn't really a musician there.
>>153227247No
>>153227217how was this country able to just pump out guys like this, now we make youtube video game reviewers
>>153227219Our Jackies :)
Montrelel
>>153227224>have scoliosis>guitar strap aggravates itShould have been a drummer/keyboardist
>>153227221I don’t know about McKenna. He was a little bitch at the WJC and chasing the money in the NCAA leaves a bad taste.
>>153227253belfour was aight
i’m just not gonna watch my oilies get buttfucked by quinnesota and friends i’m sorry
>>153227000I like pickles but not on a burger
>>153227289On the side for sure though.
i like pickles on my beyond burger
>>153227141Bedsy rip during garbage timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BycRfHfGB1A
Everyone knows about ketchup chips, but Dill Pickled flavoured chips are a unique Canadian delicacy as well.
>>153227295Definitely
>>153227305he's a bust but occasionally he'll look impressive
>>153227167Equal until one gets traded. Matthews probably edges. Everybody was pretending he would catch Ovi and Gretz for a long time but nobody actually thought Pettershit was the next Backis or sedin
Greaves :(Our Jackies :(
teds vs blues is a lot of fun :)
>>153227260our jackies :(
>>153227311I live on the St. Lawrence, so I've had pickle chips since forever, but ketchup chips are new to me and I just threw up a little thinking about them.
When the Kraken enters the ice:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prij-gGXITk>When Kraken score a late equalizer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM0zINtulhM>When the Kraken win a game they were down in:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE5f561Y1x4>When the Kraken get a penalty:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAqZb52sgpU>When the Kraken gets out of the penalty box:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBZs_Py-1_0>When the Kraken gets into a fighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nGsT_qFMBs
>max dummy>moron rielly>ryan nothing-happensAny others?
>>153227305
What is with all these tie games?
>>153227332Every game is fun with my friends on /hoc/ :)
>>153227343Thanks for the playlist, Sweden. Manowar is cool
>>153227348Gary doesn't want us to switch over to UFC 325
when ricky calls them dressed all over chips, do americans know what flavor he is talking about?
>>153227346>latvian goaltending
>>153227345>willy nolander
SSSCCCCAAAARRRRR
Myers is a plug and should be euthanized.
>>153227371No
gavin mckenna, get ready to learn vancouvinese
>>153227366i promised myself i would never watch ufc again after last weekbut i wanna see my guy bsd one last time
>nucks
Our Jackies take the lead back!
>>153227392he'll sign up for mandarin this semester
>>153227358Yes, they are. I'm still waiting for a hockey team to enter the ice to Warriors of the World.
>>153227389he's an executioners wet dream
>>153227419kek
>>153227396I think Hooker is going to heem him
>>153227408binnington is so fucking terrible
Binnington please get the fuck off my team
>>153227419
>>153227419You posted the shopped version
>Lekkerimäki scar>Willander scarThe future is here folks!
>>153227443hell yeah, add in cootes when he's ready and the nuckies are golden, not to mention whatever high pick they get in the draft
there's a guy on the blues named divorceky that's sad :(
>>153227436he belongs in the ahl
The Sabres power play is boiled ass
>laffs are losing to the worst fucking team this seasonHoly shit. Did they just give up? Are they trying to tank?
hutson sux
>>153227463yet they traded fraser away for nothing
>>153227459our guy sucked ballswent to ahlcame back to the nhl freshnow he wins games for us as our 1G
>>153227463If they tank too much, they lose their first round picks in 2027 and 2028.
>>153227472>nothingCarlo is the man, chud.
>>153227463please finish higher than bottom 5 tho
>>153227454
>>153227389Jeff Marek has shilled for the Leafs to get Myers all week because he's a righty.
>>153227501The laffs having to give up the 6th pick would be funnier than all of the previous 1st round exits.
taking penalties is bad
>>153227521yeah they're making playoffs
>>153227512>finish 4th last>two teams below them win the lotteries to push them to 6th
>>153227513that's why you should give them instead of take them
Go Habs Go (Back to Quebec)
>>153227538habs going to minnesota next
>>153227538rude
>>153227548I hope they don't die
>>153227548belt-to-ass there too
the h stands for honk actually
Looks like thousands of habs fans there, all with keys that could scratch one car each in Buffalo.
haha "dwayne jetski" LMAO
>>153227563Lots of Sabres fans there wearing their old Starter brand third jerseys their grandparent got them for Christmas one year.
>>153227436You have bigger problems than Binnington. Jim Montgomery is just like every other dumbass North American head coach where relationships and politics are more important than skill. In no universe should Sundqvist play more minutes than Berggren in 2026. Sundqvist is a third liner at best at this point. Berggren should never leave the top six.This should be obvious to anyone who's ever watched those two players play more than 1 shift.
You can't even be mad when Sid and Geno win another Stanley this year, two of the best to ever do it
My penguins (:
>>153227608>where relationships and politics are more important than skillYou can have all the skill in the world, but without heart it doesn't matter. Look at all the Swedish superstars like Nylander or Pettersson. Great talent but no effort or heart at all, they don't love the game the way champions do.
>>153227621why didn't he marry a good finnish girl? his parents must be disappointed
>>153227608Berggren is a soft pusy and bottoms for somali aids patients. Stop shilling that faggot you retarded swedecuck.
>>153227621wow they look so happy together
>>153227621she looks happy
>>153227608It's obvious he never recovered from alcoholism
>>153227621she really loves him (his money)
marner came out like soft serve ice cream this time
>>153227633>>153227637all women dream of finnish bulls
>>153227629I agree that you have to have heart too. Nylander have more heart than Mitch the Bitch but still played less.
>>153227650he's gonna have to sign a one year deal somewhere shitty to build his value
>>153227657at first I read this as "finnish butts"
>YA YA YA YA YA
>>153227657>>153227673finnish busts*
>>153227683oh ya eh?
>>153227687JEN
>>153227608 Binnington is just another example of that. Any GM but Doug Armstrong would have booted him off the team. You shouldn't have to score 5-6 goals to win games.
>>153227657never happened
if i had nhl money i would go for someone 10-12 years older that would be mommy domme
>>153227721explains jagr
>moron rielly dedLMAO
Will Finland ever recover from Kakko?
>>153227747Finland hasn't had to recover from anything for two years now.
>>153227763asterisk cup
>>153227687>>153227673>>153227657>french buuuuuuuuuuuuts
stars scaaaaaaaaaaar
my starsies!
>>153227763why would a russian make up for finns busting
>>153227763the olympics ushered in a new era of finnish dominance
et le buuut!
>>153227776You’re confused between the two Florida teams. Panthers wins are legitimate.
>>153227793barkov is a good tampere boy. he even saunas nude
we're back!
>>153227777Checked. There's going to be buuuuts incoming.
>>153227799nope. like saying the dodgers wins are legitimate.
>>153227763Barkov is Russian dood. He just hates Putin
>>153227798His boyfriend looks exactly like him
>burger top scorer not on the olympic team
>>153227813Well if you really want to dig into it, then the last truly authentic NHL season was all the way back in 1993.
knights play soon
>>153227849That tracks. NHL 94 was the last good hockey video game too
>>153227820our boyfriend. it's a polycule.
>>153227807welcome back jagr!
you guys watching the scotties, right?
>>153227843our team is poorly build :(
>>153227900would be a very funny joke if he plays in the olympics and does well
now that the dust has settled...should kyle beach's name be removed from the cup?
>>153227900jen
wyjo scaaaaaar tied with modano now
kinda weird that /heem/ is allowed to post trannies
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTCOLE CAUFIELD AGAIN
>>153227900Is that real?
le butt!
The Mammoths are mindbroken from the collapse last game. Their season is over. It's the Coyotes all over again. Different cover, same content. They'll get relocated in 15-20 years.
OLEEEE OLE OLEOLEEEEE OOOLEEEEE
I can't think of someone more deserving of a slapper to the back of the head on Montreal than Matheson.
>>153227918he only plays well under pressure
>>153228000i like him so muchand he's also very fluent in french>>153228000
Gary time in Maine
>>153227970they're still decent and will probably make playoffs. they have better facilities than the nucks
>both teams have played a pretty solid defensive gameYeah, because both Leafs and Canucks offense stinks. When two shit teams play each other it's very often a tight defensive game
MY MAMMOTH ARE BOUNCING BACK!
jackies are barely hanging on :(
>>153228018which teams?
>>153228022>>153228036How long was Cooley suppose to be gone?
Props to the Tkachuck clique not allowing the best American player to go to the Olympics. I hope the habs win it all this year
>>153228046maine and providence
may I present to you the teams able to afford Panarin should they so choose to trade for and sign him
>>153228045I hope Lundestrom scores an EN
oompa loompas aren't allowed in the olypicos tho
>>153228063Panarin to the Flames
>>153228063the breadman is coming back to columbus
refs
>>153228070Yeah because Olympic hockey is all about physicality. So sick of you mutts. Go watch football where you can jack off about how strong and black they all are. Fucking faggot
>>153228081he's their key to unlocking a playoff run this season
>>153228063I don't understand why hockey media shills Panarin to the Kings so much. What do they have to give in return except their best defenseman Clarke? And why would he want to go to a playoff bubble team with even worse center depth than the Rangers?
Just like my Islanders
>yells something incoherent>points emphatically at the center ice>game over
>>153228115they correctly assume that panarin wants to live and play in a big city
/hoc/'s Jackies :D
garytime soon!!!
oopsie :)
I'm also confused about the people who say Washington as if the known anti-Putin Panarin want's to play with pro-Putin Ovechkin.
>>153228069MARCHMENT
>>153228070but italians are competing
>not going 6v4it's like they don't want to win
>>153228115Lol at you thinking Bread cares about winning. He just wants warm weather and millions to blow
>>153228115well unless he's willing to take a fat paycut, he is in no position to be picky about where he is going if he is going to contractmaxx
>>153228057nice
QUICK: whose your pick to score the OT winner in Toronto VS Vancouver?>Hronek
bud1
>>153228146The Jackies are red hot!
>>153228156>millions to blow
WOAW WHAT A COINCIDENCE THE NET COMES OFF IT'S MOORINGS IN THE MIDDLE OF HEAVY BUFFALO PRESSURE AGAIN
>>153228178lewd
could you imagine the tkachuk’s fucking your girlfriend? They are straight up BEASTS!
>>153228171>laffs OTthe nucks will somehow win this
>>153228128And not win a Stanley Cup? And pay high taxes? Fridgeman said that he wants 50 million and it's up to the teams to design that offer however they want. So it's obvious about the money and he'll get most money if he goes to Seattle where there's no state income tax.
>>153228171i hope karlsson so all the youngin's get involved on the scoreboard
>>153227843>Jason Robertson>Cole Caufield>Adam Fox>Alex DeBrincat>Lane Hutson>Alex Tuch
HABITANTS BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
VICTOIRE
>>153228192it aint LA. it's fucking seattle lol.
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT200 feet goal by Kapanen
We are straight up going to MAN HANDLE those puny leaves with our BIG MUTT COCKs
>Mother fuckers saved my post on a google doc
>>153228199kek the team usa snubs have a pretty good chance at beating the picked usa team if they went head-to-head
streak's ded boys
>>153228192I always think he was on the last niggercawk cup team but I think I just switched timelines again tbqh
this would be a fun atlantic division final
my dabres :(GG Habs you guys have a good team :)
I wish there were more black people that played hockey, imagine how good we would be
>>153228219Wtf even is this guy?
>>153228207What is really the difference? Except it rains more in Seattle and you won't get the chance to be around degenerate celebrities.
I would heem the fuck out of any Quebequeer right now.
>>153228234y-you too
>>153228239Too low iq
>>153228250you wouldn't do jacques shit
>>153228234Good game to you too. Your team is also strong and we split the series 2-2.
>>153228241guy who lost to bud and mitch
>>153228239Kevin "Weeksie" Weekes
>>153228250
bud did not 1mitch did not 1
>>153228239Hockey is way too fast for blacks to play.
>>153227657They want mutilated mutt cock actually
this is a fun garytime
lmao
OT BENULTY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153227777CHECKED
Fucking bullshit to call a penalty in the last minute of overtime when you haven't made a single call all game.
>>153228285you lost to both of them
>>153227777chequed
>>153228239if only there were more hockey rinks in the hood
>busthews
>badtthews
>>153228320
Devils deserve to lose after trying to cheat.
terrible attempt
>supposedly have a generational shot>decides to stickhandle a penalty shot
what a fuckin game boysDOBEY DOBEY DOBEY
you fucking SUCK, PETTERSSON
/KRAK/
>>153228365'uuuge gagner
pettersson sucks so bad
>>153228338thoughts on your losses to them?
>>153228370He's actually so shit. I hate him so much, it ruins the Canucks for me. It's simply cruel there's six more years of Pettershit left after this one.
>a fatigued matthews can't get it uphe's just like me
>a fatigued matthews can't get it up
bustthews is going to shoot five-hole in the garyoutscreencap this
It's crazy to think that Pettershit peaked in 2017.And please someone, kill the DJ in Vancouver.
>>153228400JEN
>>153228400>>153228402so close
double doink
>pettersson shit ass shooutout attempt
will sweden even medal in milan with pettersshit as one of the top players?
APOLOGIZE
>>153228474sweden and finland are better than us
>>153228477barely beat the canucks award
>>153228474he has 10 trillion blocked shots this season for some reason so he'll be good on the pk for them
Give me her number.
>>153228474He's such a cancer to the lockeroom I can only imagine at least a few players will apply for Finnish citizenship just to never have to deal with him again.
what a loss bros...
Huomenta but the opposite
>>153228477Your shit team could barely win against the Canucks. No.
>>153228474Probably not.unless Sam Hallam has some magic to pull out since he was Pettershit's head coach when Pettershit peaked as a player.
look whose laffin now
>>153228541guys like you don't get to be laffin
my laffies :/
>>153228496That shootout win against the Canucks was their 2025-2026 season's Stanley Cup
>>153228574they won :/
That was the most excited I got about the Canucks all season and Pettersson just shat all over it.
Leafsbros we did it we best a tanking team in the garyouts
nice
>>153228507I unironically think that I once worked with her.
>>153228510They are deviating from the script.Of course the classless Habs want to ruin the feel-good storyline of the year.
>>153228618nice
>>153228591I'd have been happier if they lost in regulation, now they get a stinky garypoint which is bad for the tank.
>>153228508I don't think he's a locker room cancer. More of a on-ice cancer just from his countenance. Him and his older brother have always hanged their heads, slammed doors, slammed sticks and always have this grumpy pouty look on their faces.
I wonder what McDavid was doing on that island
>>153228507the wongs girl was hotter
>>153228679giving some world-class handjobs by the looks of it
>>153228679discussing traps with the creator of /pol/
>oilers wearing their gross, aged cum-coloured jerseyslame
>>153228697Not a chance. She looks like she'll gain 60 pounds in the coming 5 years.
our crazy wildposter appears to be at the game tonight
>>153228624Don't worry, the Sabres can take the Wongs' place when they collapse near the end of the regular season.
>>153228624GET THE FUCK
>>153228723You say that like it's a bad thing.
Epstein posed in /hoc/ twice
>>153228774under the pseudonym "chambers"
>>153228774he's probably the guy who only posts "no milly dilly"
>>153228774What did he post?
>>153228801>The ghost of Epstein is haunting /hoc/ just to dunk on DylanThat's pretty funny.
>>153228806>carter hart is based
>>153228806he was ted
>>153228806He was the guy that always posted about the timbit prospects
krak'd
>>153228774
if i was a goalie and i made a save on kapanen i'd say "not happenin' kapanen!"
>runs down referee>no repercusions
>>153228894
>mildmy oilies will sweep these FAGGOTS.
>offsetting goals through 7 minutes of play
>>153228967How do you feel about this >>153228679
>mild
Oils could use Connor Murphy they should trade for him
>>153229010Based, McChud is in with the ELITES
>>153229033im scared they will trade for evander kane again
>>153228679Why does he call Gare Bare G Betty, very effeminate
McCann big PP
>>153229037>Oiler fags are pedo supporters>Flame fags are pedosUm...
>>153229044Not even the Oilers are that retarded. They'll go for McMann.
Yes, I McCan!
>>153229082Nevermind, you guys can keep Alberta.
>keep feeding the mild PPsWhat is Gary planning?
you will be watching
>>153229033Murphy is slow as balls and has no puck skills but he does get results unlike some other players of his style. I wonder what asking price is.>>153229044Pretty sure Kane is pissy about being traded away. They worked Vancouver pretty hard (Podkolzin for a 3rd, that same 3rd for Kane)
>>153229145>outdoor game in Florida>will be cold as fuckGary is a true genius
>>153229145Probably not.
when jeffery epstein refers to you as the "honcho"
>>153229173He’s just a solid defender that doesn’t wow you but also doesn’t commit those retarded giveaways. I don’t think the price would be that high. I just want to see him get his a shot in the playoffs
Any good games on tonight?
>>153229145I'm really looking forrad to this one. One of the few games that I really wish I could see rather than just listen to it. Should be a good game either way. Youse guys will have to let me know if TBL wheels out their infernal lightning machine
knights losing again by multiple goals early bro's
>>153229267You missed most of them.
>>153229328>watching anything other than the 3rd period
>>153229347i know i know but i can't help it
>>153229328losikng*
>>153229362true!
>soilers
Out of a commercial break at the end of a period the Oilers start their bottom pairing D on a penalty kill. What the hell is that?
a drawful score after 1
>>153229328Both team will get a point
>>153229398>1what bud did many a'year ago
>>153229145>another outdoor hokkeu game in a state where water never freezesWhy does he want to kill the game so bad?
>>153229267technically everything is all natural and made from scratch
>>153229128I don't think there's a fan base that whine about the refs more than the Oilers. After Every Single Loss there's hundreds of people on HFboards shitting and pissing their panties about the refs.
plastic is organic, if you really think about it
>>153229521Probably because the Oilers PP/GP puts them right between Winnipeg (garbage team) and St. Louis (garbage team) when certain other teams get the most PPs every year like clockwork regardless of how well they play
>>153229521Almost like the officiating is blatantly biased towards some teams, and against others
>>153229561You're 20th in power play opportunities.Also, the Oilers are a garbage team. You've put up a winning streak of 3 ONCE.
is Edmonton able to see the puck?
>>153229488the wonders of modern science. also look at their little blade booties :3
>>153229725The Oilers have played more games than most of the league, of course they rank higher in raw PPs than in PP/GP. They're 26th in PP/GP and I can guarantee you they are not one of the 8 worst teams in the league
edmongolia fucking sucks bro, how'd this team make it to b2b scfs
barber shave
>>153229833The West is a fucking joke
>>153229833They lost a bunch of their best players because Bouch wanted 10 milly
>>153229871He's underpaid
>>153229833thats how big of a joke dylan is
omg what was that in vegas
>>153229871Why would he take less than Nurse when he's actually good?
>>153229896True Nurse is a giant retard
>>153229871except it's pissy leon's contract
>>153229833>how'd this team make it to b2b scfsGary realized it's a bad look to have his best players cupless but also couldn't afford to not gift the sunbelt another cup so this was the compromise.
Edmonton is literally a collection of autistic retards including the coach
olympic curling starts on wednesday a few days before the opening ceremonies
>>153229942Stop making me like them more
$20 tims giftcard i walk a block and replace knobcuck as headcoach b4 3rd period starts
>>153229965Will the Norwegians be wearing their iconic pants?
>average minnesota wild
>>153229997What are you gonna do to him bud
>>153229985that's mcdavid
>>153230024i'll give him a kiss on the forehead and send him back coaching u12 make a wish kiddos
Why come they got curling in the Winter Olympics but they don't got bocci balls in the Summer Olympics?
>>153229997We'll take him backYou can have Sully
How is this one of the best powerplays in the league?
Was that the King and Queen of Vegas?
so why does minnesota always rape and gape edmonton
Ryan Carter sounds drunker and drunker for each game the Wild plays. By the end of the regular season you will only be able to hear incomprehensible sputter out of him
Well?
>>153230147jealous of our pride tapes and locker room romance
>>153230147Why do I have more testicles than Minnesota has goals in the conference finals?
>>153230175Does it get real heated in there?
Eichel man...
>>153230046I thought it was bruce boudreau
>>153230174Both. Just because you're unlucky with injuries doesn't mean you're not a bust when your career doesn't pan out because of them.
Dunn I am begging you to stop fouling.
>>153230174Gotta be good to get lucky and DiPietro wasn't lucky.
>>153230188because you're older than 25
MITCH MARNER SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>153230233The best ability is availability and I'm the step dad who stepped up
>>153230243don't get any on your fingers
>>153230244You're a stronger man than I ever could be!
>>153230147>13-4 in last 17jesus
>>153230255You're behind the times grandpa, you call em a Roy now
>>153230265gonna be 14, and 11 2+ goal wins
Over/under 1.5 PPs in the 3rd period for the Oilers?
>jerry outIt's over desu
>>153230287oh ok, don't get any on your Roys
Tristan Jarry is not the solution Edmonton is looking for. Can they convince another team to trade a goalie?
>>153230316wallstedt + pieces for mcdavid
NEW>>153230319>>153230319>>153230319
>>153230316Minnesota has a serviceable backup available for a 1C.
>>153230321how about wallstedt + quinn hughes for darnell nurse's jockstrap?
