It’s 5 hours to go until the big match.>Scoresflashscore.com>AO scheduleCarlos Alcaraz Garfia (1) vs. Novak Djokovic (3)>Streams9now.com.aufreestreams-live1.pk/tennistream.com/watch-tennis/utakmice.net/tenis/vipleaguestreams.com/tennis1Previous: >>153210489
>another zoomer vs boomer slopper
>>153229139Both of them are fighting for historyCarlito as the youngest career Grand Slam ChampionDjokovic for his 25thI'm hoping for a spicy match
Novax to end the zoomer meme
>>153229139Let's go Alcatraz!!!! Today, I am spanish
>>153229316Holy based
Carlos will do it for emma
Can't wait to learn the result of the match not until the morning because to watch it live would mean to essentially pull an all-nighter
Dubs for my dad Djo
Nolebros...
its hilarious how nafri and moorlike alcaraz looks
lets go sinner
>>153225878Our threads should be called /Adult Tennis/ and we should forget about the gender wars.>>153230540Fuck off bro, that ain't adult tennis.
>>153230540kek absolute state of spain
>>153230540jfc. it's clear all the western nations are controlled by people who share a single agenda and it's destruction and suffering.
>>153230698triggeredGo Nonvaxxed GOATkovic!
>>153230806Do you still say triggered? How quaint.
why cant they play at a more convenient time?
>>153229316>CatholicI’m rooting Alcatraz too.
Where's the Novak drone gif
>>153230540please be empathetic these 20-30yo healthy men are all victims and we should be welcoming them in, as many as we can
>>153230698just call this thread /tennis/atp/ to help with SEO kinda like flashscores does https://www.flashscore.com/tennis/atp-singles/
>>153230779if that were true, wouldn't the western world have been destroyed a long time ago? why are they waiting so long and drawing it out? what's the point
>Roger FedererMost likely Catholic>Rafael NadalCatholic>Jannik SinnerCatholic>Carlos AlcarezCatholicWhy are all the tennis GOATs Catholic? Why can’t Protestants play tennis?
>>153230540For me, it's the flamethrower and a plague doctor mask.
>>153231124Loved the spirit of your initial post but I don't think we should concede non-goon discussion of WTA to the goon-nonces.
>>153231163they cant appreciate the finer things in life
>>153231163>Why can’t Protestants play tennis?Maybe they needed more discipline, a better work ethic, you might say.
>>153230698it would be nice to have somewhere to talk WTA. really the mods just need to take car of what's become of /tennis/
>>153231163Catholics recognize the mother as a nurturing aspect and wisdom bringer like when eve ate the apple but protestants shun the feminine aspect because they interpret the Bible to demean women but the roman catholic church knows most of the Bible was stolen from pagan religions like the Egyptians who thought the masculine and feminine were pretty much the same. Not like trannies but just duality and thats why most protestants get angry when they don't get their way, so they create realities for themselves where the chances off conflict is lesser which is why they created the suburbs to move away from catholic and African pagan Brown people. So that's why they have better hand eye coordination because they're more in touch with reality.
>>153229297>Novax to end the zoomer memeIt'll be 3:0 or 3:1 for grug. Slowvax has no energy because of his last match and has a hole in his foot, whereas grug just has to remember to drink some pickle juice. Not worth staying up late for this.
>>153230540>self-hating
>>153230540crazy
>>153231163the religion of med browns doesn't interest me yank
>>153231163
Most tennis player, binner included, moved to posh wealthy monaco to not pay taxes, carlos stayed in his small town in murcia in his humble home close to his roots even tho he is prolly worth $100 mill. Based.
>>153231623>close to his roots
this is nuts
>>153231163?
>>153231372>has a hole in his foot Kek, binner is more pathetic for losing to a grandpa with a huge blister on his foot
>>153230540wish these bros would like try to make their own countries better instead of running away from their problems
kek hply shidd genuinely thought i was in /cum/its all offtopic
>>153231680brown moorberian rapebabies might attempt to be nationalist, it's good to remind them of how african they are
roof update? heard it's raining and crazy windy
>>153231680Don’t disrespect /cum/ like that
>>153231723shes actually so overratedshes not even hotter than eva lys
Just watched a replay of both semifinals. Zverev and Sinner need to murder pooicide each other. Grug in 3 unless he decides to be a nice guy and let Novak have a set.
kek just realized tradcaths are cucked into acknowledging the HRE as the continuation of the roman empire
>>153230540it's actually 600kwhat this means is that they will be allowed to go to a better country in the schengen area so it's not only our problem,, but also they can bring their families here since 90% of them are latinosoh well, the people vote socialism, that's what we get.
Melbourne update: it's extremely windy and cooling down strongly. No longer humid out there
>>153231601yup. and the new pope held a lunch with trannies.
Aussies, any truth to this? https://x.com/HBWonder/status/2017853436436615400>Local TV coverage of the Boys Singles (with roof closed) said the roof will remain closed
>>153230875enjoy your turbo cancer, boosterman
>>153231945Triggered
Novak spent his entire day on Instagram reposting people congratulating his wins and said the semis were almost like the final for him. That along with worse recovery and playing in horrible windy conditions. Not looking good
>>153231791>he thinks they'll leavekek
>this threadOn finals day no less.
>>153231962Today was a recovery day anyway, you can do that while periodically checking insta, or paying someone to do it for youAs 4 seed, it was literally a coinflip whether he would face Sinner or Alcaraz first, beating Sinner is no small feat, and it was the best match of the tournament by far. If that had been the final, no one would have complained.The roof is closed, and Alcaraz was worse off physically.If you're trying to talk yourself into placing a bet, don't do it.
>>153231999Too late, I put 80 cents on Carlos to take the first set 6-0 and another $3 on a 6-3 6-3 6-3 match. That rounds off yesterday's winnings nicely
>>153231982tennis finals with moorcatraz is one of the only days spanish flags show up to /sp/
>>153231962What's not looking good is your chance with women
>>153232016You're still seething because binner lost?
>>153231999His motivation is the most important part and how are you even sure about the roof
so will alcatraz fake another cramp
Why the fuck do you idiots keep omitting "no girls allowed" in the OPIt's there for a reason
>pre-threadbrave of you to think there would be 500 posts before the match
I'm not Serbian but I need one of those Serbia GOAT flags
>>153232038You can't sell your iPhone Pro to them if they stay poor in huts in Ethiopia. It's important to bring every single third world citizen to the first world and have them provided with free money from native citizen tax money so they can purchase your products and monthly subscriptions and make line go up.
>>153231061>cATHOLICu must not have seen nay ofmy posts everALCARAZ WILL KILL THIS DOPED NIGGER GYPSY YOKEL
go djo
Kino inbound
I'm gonna fall asleep again
5 sets looms
What will the mandatory protestor's disruption be about this year?
>>153232111they gonna do, probably to save the refugees
>>153232097i can text you when someone gets to 2 sets if you want
I love watching tennis. I wish it was on TV all the time, instead of just during the AO.
>>153231977phwoar eould shag her harris
>>153232038"ITS NOT ROCK N ROLL ITS GENOCIDE"as bowie said corr she cute
>>153232049umm its kinda in the name /ATP/thats what that meansduh
>>153231163rafa is a staunch atheist
this woman cant sing
CLOSTERBOL>CLOSTERBOLCLOSTERBOL>CLOSTERBOLCLOSTERBOL>CLOSTERBOL
start the damn match before i piss myself
>>153231977he gave that up just to get beat by djokovic in the semi
why must they be so cringe?
roof is going to be open it's over
why are 2 black desk hosts on my tennis television at the same time?
>>153232174eubanks and monfils?
BET ALCARAZ ROOF WILL BE OPENING
>>153232167God, she looks like shit. No idea who that is on the left.
>posted start time>players still in the locker rooms stretching
finally unbanned, bros. just in time
>>153232189Looks like the cunt from Pearl Jam
>>153232173Stupid decision desu. Will seem even more stupid if there's a delay to close the roof when the rain hits.
>>153232197They don't want the old man to win.
>>153232189>australian flagThe commentor said this guy won AO twice or something.
ITS TIME
>>153232195I haven't seen Eddie Veder in years but I wouldn't have guessed that was him.
They closing the roof or not?
>>153232206Of course not, they need Alcaraz to win for financial reasons
If Djocker looses the first set he's not coming back. first set will decide
>>153232206It's open
I need you to trust me, /sp/.One last time.
Doperbitch
uh oh, he's limping
I'm so tired. I'm going to fall asleep and wake up to see Carlos won in straight sets.
>>153232214I BELEIVE
>>153232201Holy shit. Is it Marat Safin? If I passed him on the street I wouldn't even recognise him. He doesn't look bad. Just way different.
>>153232214I believe in you Nadal. Always have
>>153232216Carlos is limping? It’s over already
>>153232214Doperbitch
>>153232225no, novaxx
>>153232214he isn't going to win. he doesn't have the stamina to outlast grug anymore.
>>153232229Er-hem >>153232146
>>153232231Should have bet Alcaraz
>>153232225no doperbitch is acting like he's coached to by the subhuman dinarid yokelsthat's hwo they think they can sell the fact that they're the most doped nations on earth
>>153232235It's so over lmao. We're done boomerbros
>>153232214I BELIEVETOTAL ZOOMER GENOCIDE
>>153232240It's like 4 to 1 odds. What's the point of betting Alcaraz
>>153232248based humble potatoe farmer
>>153232244That's Novak
Are you ready to witness the old man retire? Lmao. Grugg in 3. 6-0, 6-0, 6-0.
The most impressive thing about Djokovic's longevity is he's doing it while doing a bunch of pseudoscience nonsense. If he was actually smart about it he could be on top for another decade.
>>153232244how can I achieve this hairline at age 38?
>>153232252>he can't even spell potapova
watching this on cocaine xP
>>153232261make a swiss black dick poster seethe on 4chan forever and harvest the energy from it
>chasingbaka, they gonna get novak angry
doperbitch
Nole getting 25 :)
>>153232261no gooning, lots of biotin
>>153232258those spiral swirls in his chest hair are elite
>>153232272It is happening wagmi
>>153232214I believe. Rape the zoomers one more time GOAT
Starting now let's fuckin go
>>153229139I've slept 6 hoursWoke up at 5:30 amDjokovic is at his sunset yearsBut I'm still watching if Alcaraz sweeps only for the prospect of NovakinoChilezuela is with Nole
>>153232189>>153232195zoomers out.
day of the pillow NOW. zoomGODS win.
What if Carlos tore his ACL in the first set. Would you celebrate Novak's 25th?
BOOMER VS ZOOMER
QUICK PREDICT THE SCORELINE
>Nadal above NovakKino shot, did anyone screengrab?
NADAL IN THE HOUSE and looking old
NADAL
>>153232295Yes because the Court record is fictional
Novax is truly the greatest
>>153232214One final zoomer (Alcaraz & Sinner) cuck and break.
why do they keep showing some bald old man
>>1532322996-4 7-5 6-4
Why does Nadal look so old? Even if his hair wasn't shit, he'd look 60.
LET'S GO ALCARAZ MURDER THE DOPERBITCH
Insane how alcaraz has excellent outfits every year while sinner chooses the most retarded colours
>>153232313Sun
NoVaxx already overperforming.
>unc beats the two great hope zoomersholy fuck how will zoomers every recover
Is Alcaraz strongmind, or just nomind?
>>153232313too much sun exposure
Alcaraz is spraying his forehand again like all tournament. We won.
based Webber
Why is grug so ugly, he legit does not look european at all. Now I know why south americans look so weird, all those spanish genes.
I love their cute blue water bottles
NoVaxx first unforced error. Lmao. Decline starts now.
it's over
it's ironic he didnt want to get a vax but does cell doping
>>153232327He's from Spain so he doesn't have any Spanish genes
Medkit hater is back. LMAOing at your life.
>>153232327>spanish>european
>>153232313>men don't hit the wa->hold my racquetpoor guy, he looks 70yo
>>153232299Alcaraz wins in 3 sets7-5, 6-4, 6-3
my mom is making me some rice its my lifting day
>>153232336why so many As
>>153232336why doesn't he just shave itgenuinely would look better as Baldal than custodian ascend
Nole looks so pale
where is fedora and murray?
>>153232318cope
>>153232343Cause he's an a-hole
>>153232336>SLAAAAAAM CHAMP
First time for me I have watched Alvarez play
The fact that Carlos didn't break immediately speaks volumes. Scared bitch.
Who stole his hairline?
>>153232336Hope the drug abuse in his youth was worth it!
Novak looking sharp... I'm worried grugbros...
g-grug bros Novak is too dialled in what do we do
I reckon whoever wins 3 sets first, wins the whole thing
>>153232359he's rich. he can just hire servants to carry him around if his legs give out
Ive seen enough. Novax in 4 Im going to bed
Novaxx is having a much easier time serving tonight than he did against Zinner.Its over for grug.
>>153232363Lose gracefully
Did he just squat the bar in that montage
>>153232218djokovic taking this. you'll wake up to miracles.
why isn't Fed there? Nadal's there
Carlos is more focused you can tell. NoVaxx should retire.
>>153232369GO TO SLEEP LIL NIGA
>>153232336His face looks so tense as if he could just relax it but he doesn't.
Dude almost lost a set to Hanffmam kek
hope its an epic 9-7 in the fifth
I always remember the champs turning it up for a final getting to that next level, haven't seen any of the zoomers do it yet
>>153232365Astute tactical genius here
Still can't believe Sinner isn't here
>pumping balls into his slot zone
>>153232385Imagine how musetti feels
>>153232365What makes you think so?
>>153232387Who?
https://youtu.be/jm1uSgMRhlU
>this could've been djoker vs zverev
>>153232392Thank god it wasn’t. So boring and predictable
This should've been Ruud vs Zverev
NoVaxx playing with no brain. Running after every ball depsite knowing grugg will make the point. NoVaxx wants to win but will have no energy after this set which he will lose lmao.
>>153232392>this could've been choker vs chokerev
>let the old goatkovic play 3-4 hours less in the tournament so he can rest>he saves enough energy to rape current generation's top talent right awayembarrassing, if he wins this entire thing alcatraz and colestebinner should be the ones to retire
I hate drop shots so much its unreal love from new zealand
Djoker looking the better player atm
Novak looks way better as expected
>>153232392Honestly it's best for Zverev than he lost in the semis. If he lost to Novak here, he would an hero
Break him. Break him like a twig.A TWIG
>>153232318ANULO MUFA
The dropshots never get old
>>153232404zoomers take time to warm up. boomers go in comfortable but burn out faster. novak has to break him fast or he will have no chance.
ATTA BOY NOVAK
Djokobitch is sweating like a pig
is drop shots all alcatraz knows?Lol nice crutch
Rofl
its carlover...
NOVAKG O A T
lets gooooo
What happened to the humble serve and volley
happening?
Grug was just tactically dragging the game out on purpose to tire Novak outTrust the plan
>grug
its ok grugbros roids didnt kick in yet
LOL
what a fucking joke.
Novak is perfect on this court grug never looks comfortable
just ifnished my bowl of ricemy stream is intermitent anyone have the good shit? or maybe theinternet here is just garbage ever since the Jewish people took away the mp3u8 trick, it's been shit watching sports
is it over grugbros?
Nosweat Holdagame
Just establish the line of scrimmage and run the ball
>>153232431He destroyed trash shitalians.
LET'S FUCKIN GO ALACRAZ!!! KILL THIS DOPERBITCH ACTOR
>>153232421>4-1 in 20 minutesSomething's odd...
>>153232439Yes he needed to win the first set.
For me, it's one handed backhands.
Didn’t Roger win a cheeky Australian late in his career?
>>153232431he'll never get this lucky again this is histone chance at 25
>>153232444Nice trips but one of those Italians was going to beat him according his own words
yeah that's it I've had enough, can't stomach this homo sportsquash gang 4 lyfe
>zoomers
>>153232431I mean if he beats Sinner and Alcaraz then he probably deserves it
THIS MAN IS PUSHING 50
Fuck these zoomers man, this sport is dead
This is fucking embarrassing god damn
If I played tennis I would send the ball to the part of the court furthest away from the other guy. I would win every match. I don't know how I'm the first person to think of that tactic.
G O A TOAT
>playing boomer music
>>153232455>going tooh no no no
>2 Catholics (Roman/Orthodox) in the finals to overcome the Great Schism while the Sinner was eliminated in the semis.Repent bros.
>>153232452this>>153232397>if he wins this entire thing alcatraz and colestebinner should be the ones to retirealso this
>>153232446Not really, one player's come out in rhythm and has their eye in while the other is off their rhythm right now. roof's also closed which gives novac's game a bigger edge and removes a bit of an edge from alcaraz's.
ITS HAPPENING BROSITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
>>153232462its an uncy unc world
>only bet -1.5 setsshould've put something on -2.5 smdh
>>153232466tennis players are not smartthey play tennis all the time
djokoGOD?
>Next genWhy can't they do it?
its funn how these dinarid monkeys that can't run a state somehow have the most advanced doping tech in the world
novakwinslol
>>153232469eat shit zoomie
>>153232455Ironically, that italian was Musetti
Come on, Grug, stop fucking around and finish grandpa.
>>153232466>furthest away?just hit ace every time
please refrain from posting until my illegal stream catches up
Djoko got some good roids
damn rafa looks OLD
>>153232483its gotta be some kind of Jewish connection. i read that these shit holes are all run by crypto Sephardim....no way these subhumans could create these doping programs
>>153232472Saw a video yesterday of a black guy screaming at the tv because how there is a guy called sinner and there are all these 6's on the screen. Lmao. He said they don't even hide it no more.
The Cumback starts now
really shows the level difference between the big 3 in their prime and the new gen zoomers
>no chances projected to win against binner>almost 50 50 against alcatrazlool
lets go carlos lets go
>>153232493he looked old 2 years before retirement AKA 2 years of refusal to retire
Why the fuck would they leave the roof partially open haha
>>153232491>implying Alcaraz isn't on some either
>>153232431Reminder that Alcaraz owes Djokovic royalties on his prize money for "borrowing" his service motion.
Sampras/Agassi put an end to all the boomers that came before him and they never won another title after they won theirsRoger also did the same to Sampras and AgassiIf the zoomers allow Novax to win it will be the first irrefutable proof that the game has regressed
can Nole hold serve here?
Who's more white between these two
So, is (healthy) Musetti the best player on tour right now?
>Grug no happy, Grug young and fit, He many finger old and crippled, why Grug no winningXD
if nole beats sinner and alcaraz oh boy
>>153232498>And Novak is already mindbreaking him at set 1lol lmao
>>153232510jannik
>>153232510hispanics are white
>>153232469you want them to play carti at the Aus open?
grug actually looking very bad, and given the zoomer weakmind he wont recover much later, its over
this is just a fraction of the power of being unvaxxed btw
>>153232514We're going to need more space in the edit
Unc still got it
My GOAT Novaxxs makes history today
>>153232519play dior, unc.
Fuck I love being right. Made a ton on the sinner win and will make plenty now. Never bet against Djokovic in a final here, he’s cruising.
>5-2Here comes the hardest part.
>>153232532massive choke incoming
>>153232521Grug is too low iq to be weakmind. He doesn't even know he's playing the final
>>153232513;)
>>153232504Not the good stuff. You know he's got the best doctors. Better than sinner's even. Nadal probably gave it to him in the lockerroom.
A Toast! To all Uncs ITT!
YES, Jim Courier's...new...career decision DID come as a surprise
Al-Carazbros, we’re in trouble.
>>153232495Keked.
>>153232540
>>153232510If Dinarics are not white noone is
A quick 3 set victory then back to bed based
this is just cementing the fact that sinner should have been the 1 seed he should be in the finals.
>Now Novak is playing what Alcaraz what trying to at the startHumilliation ritual
Need JCF to come back and tell Grug to hit the ball over the net
Alcaraz is an impulsive no-brainer loser, always has been.Never forget RG23 and Paris24.Just hope Nadal doesn't have to give the trophy to Novak or something. fucking humiliating ritual if so.
6-2...?
So what’s happening? Is Carlos tired from his semi? Is djok out game planning him?
>mid game coaching zoomie mind broken already
this is insane
>grug looking calm while getting rekt>djoko looks confident from the startdid they switch their meds or? what the fuck is going on
amazing
>make your first aus final>be playing 10 time champion but it's fine he's old now and you're no.1 >he comes out the gate playing like an 11 time championgrug is shook
>>153232540...heh...
>>153232539sinner's probably the only clean player in this entire thingpeople that dope don't get busted for picograms of a 1960's steroiddo you even THINK ever?? he's just the most convenient fall guy, a lanky white guy. literally the biggest target on the planet in the political climate in 2026
Need a screencap of Rafa's face after Joker took that set.
>>153232540A toast!
What happened? Lol. I took a shit at 1:1. Did carlos got injured?
MY CHAMPION MY GOAT NOVAKGOD
It's actually over
why don't he just do drop shots all the time?
>13% points behind second serveffs grug
Sad performance from alcaraz
>>153232495>mandem dez yakubian crakka devilz are saytanicc n shiet prayz da lawd
This is all Musetti's fault
>unc even does a little hop while celebratingits over grugbros
Boomer bros... WE GOT THIS!
>>153232551>Just hope Nadal doesn't have to give the trophy to Novak or something.I see it happening.>>153232554zoomer weakmind disease kicked in
>>153232540Here's Uncy!
Grug told his box "it's impossible" what a mental midget
grug looks like shid
>>153232576>he is 38 but acts like a 17 year old male model
Happening Status?
>>153232565he had his serve broken first and his mind followed soon after
>>153232582No way
Absolute demonstration at the moment, let's see if Grug wakes up.
>>153232551>Just hope Nadal doesn't have to give the trophy to Novak or something. fucking humiliating ritual if so.lool at least its not on garros
>>153232554Alcaraz had the brawn, Ferrero had the brains. Now Alcaraz is coasting in brawn alone which works until he finds someone with a serious strategic mind.
BAG STATUS?
It’s over for grug. He’s getting smacked in the baseline exchanges, he needs to junk ball.
Alacaraz is clearly injured. We all know Novax can't compete against him when healthy
>>153232565That's a long shit.
>Alcaraz sweep is debunkedwell, that was quick
grug angwy! grug want wotow bottow!
holy shit what a return to finish the set
Am I blind or is the ball bi-colored? Wtf?
>>153232596>22>already in a wheelchairkek
grug sad that he not win against grandpadoes grandpa not like grug?why is grandpa mean to grug?
>>153232593I can see this being the case. Should’ve paid him more I guess
>Musetti could have won a slamBros...
webm that rafa reaction
>>153232596Beat him at the same tournament last year, zoomzoom.
>0-30it's fucking over
>>153232540Salute
>>153232540Been here since 2006This is our fucking website!#ZoomZoomsOut
>>153232604they infected us all with the genetically engineered bat virus that is slowly destroying all our bodies and minds
>>153232585kek
>>153232589kek>>153232593Or hits his first big injury. I'm on the impression fucker will fade once that happens, he relies on that 100%
has djokovic been deliberately tanking the last 1 and half seasons of tennis or something? man is on fire.
>>153232593he has 5 or 10 other guys in his box, surely they can ammount to something.At least I win 550 euros if 3-0 to Novak, 470 if 3-1, 330 if 3-2
>>153232597I like to do crosswords.
>>153232563>Need a screencap of Rafa's face after Joker took that set.
>>153232615>he took the vaxspeak for yourself, I'm fine...ish
LET'S FUKCIN GO ALCARAZCRUSH THIS PUNK BITCH
how tf is he doing this at 38yo
>>153232585LOL
>>153232620They're his family, essentially people who teaches kids how to hold a racket in Murcia.
>>153232627Based. Thanks
Inspiration to all us 30+ boomers
>>153232618>>153232619>>153232620
>>153232631he just proved the entire field to be cleanany one of these guys on the same shit as he is on would mop the floor with this geriatric yokel war criminal actor
Grugg is coming. NoVaxx losing energy. Problem in his serve in the first game.
>>15323263138 is pretty young.Chris Horner won La Vuelta when he was nearly 42.
Is it just me or does Carlos look a fraction slow
>>153232635why did he split up with Ferrero? No coach with a sane mind would leave him for no strong reason
>>153232631No gluten. Extreme flexibility. Psychotic self belief. He would have been the same whether or not he got the Covid vaccine.
>>153232627AllSmiles.jpg
>>153232629bros.... grug is activating...
Very convincing hold
>>153232643>. NoVaxx losing energy.it's a coached act, they have to sell itwatch his miraculous "second wind"
I think grug really just needs to find his rhythm, he heavily relies on momentum. the only problem is novak is really giving him deep balls which he currently has no answers for, hard to develop any rhythm when you constantly have to hit fast shots landing at your feet
>>153232644Cycling isn't tennis.
What the FUCK happened to him in between the Musetti match and now.
Hes a god
mods should ban Roger from posting on this thread
Agassi would triple bagel both of these bums
Would he still be dominating as hard if he took that vax?
>>153232646Money. Like, not even my opinion, that's the publicly stated reason.
Djokovic showing the boomer gen is THE gen
>>15323263138 years old, such a young promising prospect... heh....
THE FUCKING GOAT
>>153232658Musetti actually game planned better with the slice.i think grug has been checkmated without JCF in his box
>>153232657kek that was the moment specifically. Saved
>>153232654Let's see if he'll take one of his magic potions.
I want to drink a little girl's urine
Could be Novak's biggest demolition in a AO final
>>153232664How much do players usually pay their coaches?
>>153232673epstein is here
>joko is winning in the first setIt's already over. Djokovic normally wins by wearing down the opponent with his superior endurance. The fact that he's winning already means Alcaraz has no chance. Alcaraz hasn't cultivated his mid twenties endurance yet. He's fucked.
>>153232645yes he knows something is wrong too hes very tense to combat it i would assume
>>153232646>No Ferrero>Got rid of his box carryIt's over, Alcaraz fucked up
>>153232673Mr. President this isn’t the signal chat
>>153232646Ferrero wasn't in his box in alot of the tourneys outside of the Slams, seems like Carlos thought fuck it I won some titles without him might as well not deal with the money he's asking
>>153232664did Ferrero wanted more, or did Alcaraz want to give him less?
>>153232675I see a Murray first set there that was 6-1. So jury is out
>>153232666Hes a millennial
>>153232673uhhhh
>>153232657>begrudging approval
guys is this novak guy /elite/?
>>153232656Novak isn't normal either.2023 was his peakest year, that was just 3 years ago.It's not by chance that he is eyeing the 2028 olympics.
>>153232678Lmao no. Carlos wants the old man to feel save. NoVaxx already struggling.
>>153232631PEDs but people aren’t ready for that debate
>>153232683I think former
YEAH!!!
>>153232667Kek
Tennis is not a sport where zoomers can beat boomers unfortunately. It requires too much focus for too long a time, and we know zoomie attention span is tiktoked beyond belief.
>>1532326922015 was djok final form. With 2011 just slightly above 2023 when you factor in competition
unc is wearing himself out there. almost nap time
alcaRAZ BROS WE R SO BACK
Would the first set had happened if Carlos still had Ferrero?
Sinner is unironically too frail and sickly for long matches, Grug is just taking Novak's legs first before he kills him in 5 sets
What sports are Jews good at?
ANULO MUFA
Grug Sr dumped JCF due to culture clash, money was just the pretextThey offered him a contract with shitty pay and conditions and gave him two days to take it or leave it and he decided to leave it
>>153232692Novak isn't normal and while I wouldn't be surprised if he plays in the olympic in 2028 winning gold at 41 is surely a mountain too high.
Unfortunately grug will still win
>>153232701Slightly? Miles ahead.
Alcaraz should hire Moya.
>>153232694Cope
Sampras is sending both these guys to the shadow realm
>>153232700Tennis has been leterelly the sport where young people toppled uncs all the time. If anything that adds more aura to what Novax is doing
CHEATING it landed on the netting!!
The net cord was about 1/10th as lucky as the bublik walkover and 1/1000th as lucky as the musetti groin pull
>Djokochokeoh oh
i was jacking off and missed 1st set, looks like novak is owning?
Kind of uncouth of this mutt to celebrate a point like that
>"haha Novak is so old it's crazy he's still competing at this level at his advanced age">I'm closer in age to him than I am to Alcaraz
djokover.
Told you grugg is coming. NoVaxx sweating like a pig already. Great tactics from carlos giving the old man hope and now he'll destroy him.
welp, it's over. unc is put down for his nap.
MAN What if someone got really good at that shot just blasting it at the tip of the net
>>153232716Yeah on form you’re right. But on silverware it is closer at a glance. What’s definite is that 2023 is his third best year at best
>>153232707Chess
I hate this whole 'apologies for doing a perfectly legitimate shot' net touch bullshit. It's part of the game, move on.
>>153232720>10 less grand slams than Novak>Never won RGlol
>>153232722>>153232725I reckon he has long-COVID because he didn’t take his vax
>>153232701novak's 2011 was the greatest season in history. 2015 comes second.
>>153232726>bublikMensik
>>153232727screenshotted
Novak gassed. We’re so back.
not like this novak bros
it's over nolebros
>djokovic is doing the same tactic vs jannik sinner especially since carlos' serve isn't really a problem>break alcaraz 2 times>win all serves>alcaraz goes full grugyeah...
CREATINA NOWWWWWWWW
ITS O VERALCARAZ ALCATRAZ ALCARAZ ALCATRAZ
>>153232742hed have about 8 more chippys i reckon
>>153232745We're backaraz
all the nationalists who crawl out of the woodwork for tennis events piss me off
It's over for Novaxx. Lol. Retire old man.
What a dogshit volley novak
Lost respect for Novak after the fabricated test bullshit
party's over
Alcaraz doesnt gas out like sinner
post fit tennis birds please.
This is Wimbledon 2023 all over again
Djoker is gassed, gave it all on the first set
>>153232623Never understand people who do anything other than shit in the bathroom, you like to stay in there & smell your own shit while doing crosswords?
>>153232755Didn't mean to quote
Was 2025 his worst season since 2007?
>>153232756Are we going to see you posting at Wimby, mate? Garros? You going to be there too?
>>153232747watch for the miraculous second and third windhe's so fucking high on the shit he has the luxury of throwing a set to make it look real
Alcaraz, because he is retarded and he also suffers from main characther syndrome, is actually a mental giant.
>>153232747>Novak >gassedNot gonna happen. Novak is like a kenyan when it comes to endurance. He always outlasts his opponents.
>>153232756t. John Jovovich from Adelaide, Serbia
AAAH IM CRAMPING
>>153232761lol yeah that happened kek. fucking kino novax shitting on the jews
>>153232764except when he almost lost to zverev despite being 2 sets up
>>153232775it's grug's world, you're just living in it.
Grug doing Grug things by not letting that volley go long
>>153232775can someone translate this to unc thx
>>153230698He’s right. Just call the next thread /tennis/. We’re going to war
>>1532327719/10/14/17 were worse it seems
Uh oh he's smilingHe's comfortableHe's in controlCash out NOW Djobros
>>153232773the reason i post less during other tennis events is because of timezones hermano>>153232779nope serbs are up there with the worsti'm talking about the crowds not posters here btw
>>153232768I need time to wake up.
Kek grug getting broken right away
Fuck fuck fuck it's not over djokobrosright?
Don't worry DjokoCHADS, we got this
Grugg too good. Old man is collapsing. Bye bye. Retire already.
this is your top 3-15 when Novak retires, say something nice to them
>>153232796Thanks, Musetti!
>>153232782that wasn't because of his endurance sweaty
>>153232800Draper will win RG27
who are the guys in Nole's box? They look like former soldiers who committed war atrocities and now drink to forget
>>153232790>timezonesBulshit. I was waking up at 4 in the morning and falling asleep at work all because you people decided to live in the other side of the world.Because I'm not a fucking casual.
>>153232794we had a good run
>>153232800Fritz is good at league of legends. That’s all I got
>>153232809>They look like former soldiers who committed war atrocities and now drink to forgetYes, they're slavs.
>>153232800yikes I won't be watching but tennis will survive as its the sport that people who don't watch sport watch
This is just a blip for Novak but grug will need to be clutch to not get broken back
yea, it's over. grug wins. time to go jerk off
i don't feel so good nolebros
>>153232800>no one over 29uncbros...
penalize him for celebrating
>>153232809>now drink to forget-- that it's over
>>153232818He may still get more PDE side effect cramps if pressured hard enough.
>>153232800If both Sinner and Alcaraz are out for a major, literally I would rather bet on Tien winning than any of these guys. All perennial chokers
>>153232821thissick of seeing itthen again novak levels up when the crowd hates him
>all of the spanish flag flyers are richfags with courtside seats>all of the serb flag flyers are povos outside the stadium
>>153232809the boomer squad
>>153232819The 190 iq autismo monk will always beat the 85 iq pitbull
what is lil bro yappin about?
Dear unc bros I cannot even finish the first can of extra strong beer anymore
>Choked a dropshotAlcarazsisters...
Alcaraz box all feel like meal ticket cashiers with no plan b. I don’t think Carlos is safe until he’s in a break in a deciding set
baking
Djokochads.. we are fucking back
nolo will mind break him with endless ball thumping like he has done for 50 years now
>>153232828Why pay for watching the game if they show it for free outside?
>>153232838cope
How would you feel if Alcaraz was Mexican and Djokovic was Croatian?
>>153232833>'next one, next one'All tournament they've been essentially a cheering squad with zero actual advice.
>>153232835I don't even drink anymore.
>CRAMPS SOON
Trust the plan Djokobros
>>153232844>a mexican taller than 1.70 munrealistic
>>153232828Kek
>>153232844>what if the mexican was mexican and the croatian was croatian
/tv/ bros, mommy Siobhan is there
>>153232845>>153232837>fire coach>keep cheersquadyeah idk what he's doing honestlyhe can still coast on raw talent i guess>>153232834good
Grugg is destroying him rn. Lmao.
>>153232828even those serb seats are over $1000aud
>>153232431Yeah I had a hunch that djok had an easy draw. Bit of a pisstake.
Potapova deserves a trophy
this unc is finished. put him to bed already
>>153232858>what if the pakistani was pakistani
>>153232842You have to pay to watch it on big screen outside the stadium
it's djover
>>153232844>a mexican good at sports
kek novak doing tricks
>>153232844How would you feel if Alcaraz was Indian and Djokovic was Brazilian?
Speaking of Mexico, they have a 200 million population. Why are they so shit at sports? that's always puzzled me.
Lmao. It's over for NoVaxx. Retire old man.
Did Novax develop cataracts after the first set?
>>153232888flagfags are abhorent and embarassingly stupid
The unction
>>153232885if we get good tennis who the fuck cares
djoko knows the set is over, he's resting
>>153232890Too many burritos.
>>153232894this
>>153232888Is that Kosovo? lmao
>>153232884Just like your mum at Kings Cross, lol
Lmao. Bye bye NoVaxx.
>get the easiest draw>your opponents literally just give up and let you have it>play this disgracefully on the finalshameful.
>>153232894>let me make my identity centered on draping myself in the symbols of a tax boundary that changes every 50-100 yearscool story bro, ur really living
>>153232890Spanish colonization.
Well well well, how the tables have turned
Nadal has no idea how to clap doesnt he
it's so over it's unreal
>>153232904RL is melting
it is grug time
>>153232897This. He’ll go out guns blazing for an early break in the 3rd to frustrate grug.
STOP SAYING UNCIMPROVE YOUR VOCABULARYYYYYY
>>153232914his hands are fucked from tennis m8
>>153232904>*cautiously happy*
Alacaraz would've been booty blasted by Sinner
>>153232890It's too hot to train all the time in Mexico.
>>153232890the more asian blood you have the most likely you are to be trash at sports, add to that the administrive incompetence of the non whites, the poorness and the corruption and it drastically reduces the chances to succeed
Djokobros... how are we holdin up
>>153232910But they're shittier than other Lat countries with a tenth of the population. Why is their soccer team so much worse than, say, Uruguay's?
btw, when did Novak stopped doing impressions?
Djoker was fresh against binner but got nothing in the tank now
>>153232890Population doesn't supersede shit genetics. There are 1.4 billion Indians and they're fucking pathetic at sport.
>>153232890Wikipedia says the population of Mexico is about 130 million so you must be counting the 70 million that jumped the border
>>153232904He's being hair-mogged so hard right now.
>>153232930it's so over
NoVaxx is done. Go home old man. Retire.
IF HE CAN BEAT JANNIK IN 5 SETSHE CAN BEAT CARLOS IN 5 SETS
>>153232933When most of the continent is poor at it shows a pattern.
>>153232927Japs and Koreans are ok at sports, same with mongols and northern chinese. It's really SEA ancestry that's a death sentence when it comes to being good at sports.
>>153232930saar, im not feeling so good saar
do you think Carlos shaves his legs? I thought spanish legs were supposed to be hairy
>>153232933Mexico was properly colonized and thus has full paco taco genes+amerindians. Southern Cone was barely touched by the Spanish. URGayans and Argies are more italians
>2-6 6-2Pure slop. Remember when Agassi and Sampras played 4 TBs in a row?
>barely an hour>2 sets already overyeah I'm thinking it's a shit final
¡VAMOS!
>>153232947sinner isn't a med bvll with loads of stamina
>>153232958this
>>153232947he can easily 3-1 from here.
>>153232904Hardest buckbreak since Soderling
>>153232937True, true.Still, plenty of chinks in China, but the Murican Chinks end up being more successful than them. Shit genetics is just part of it.
>>153232949lol wut, japs and gooks are AMAZING at sports, check the olympicsThe gook national archery tournaments are harder than the world champions
Is Alcaraz already ahead of Murray all-time? or was Sir Andy just really unlucky?
Djoker is playing opossum again
>>153232958women's was more interesting im thinking. it's just 2 more sets of an old man getting wiped around the court now
>>153232960erm but he's listed as italian??
Novak tanked that set. He’ll redline set 3.
>>153232756well being a nationalist in the context of sports is merely waving for the flag not the people, which, considering almost half the time the players are either not born in the countries they play under or/and are not ethnically of them, doesn't mean much. It's actually in the interest of them to fixate on it in the context of sports because it makes country identity devoid of distinction.
>already double buck broken before the 3rd setoh nononononononono
My eyes are up here, Novak.
When will America be good at tennis again?
I'm not webming that
>>153232973I hate the big 4 fags so much
HOLY AUTIST
>>153232982why is he so homoerotic
Never doubt Novaxx
The roof of the bernabeu will be CLOSED
>>153232904who's the one in middle?
Carlos is spooked
NoVaxx hiding already. It's over for the old man. Embarrassing. He should retire.
Novaxx is already resulting to cheating, he will inject ever kind of drugs he can get a hold on and adrenochrome to gain any advantage he can
>>153232973Alcaraz already has twice as many grand slams as Andy won. Andy was very good but he was also unlucky to be playing when he did because if the big 3 weren't around he likely would've won a lot more.
>>153232983Never. NIL money for college athlete in big us sports like football and basketball means the average genetic freak burger will never choose tennis. Only their women will win slams apart from a serve to fluke from Fritz or Shelton.
>>153232995Boris Becker
>convenient bathroom breakAnd Nojaks will say he isn’t doping baka
>>153232993>>153232989what happened
miraculous second wind coming, wow what a surprise
>blaming the roofholy kwab
big sky can't seegrug not happy
awww dome babby needs his dome
>>153232930close the roof and Novak wins
>>153232983Their black women already are good at tennis. What do you mean?
why is he chimping out?
>>153232990reventar
>>153232968There are one hundred and eighty million koreans and japs, if there were one hundred and eighty million aussies or kiwis we would dominate them at all of their sports.
The will open the roof and then NoVaxx will complain why the roof is open.
>>153233002Maybe he's just doing a Tsisipas
>>153232983They'll all soon LEARN
>>153232995Linda McMahon
I hate this mid game coaching shit so fucking much such fucking brainlet shit
novaxxxbros we need that bathroom buff to lock this out
>>153232995You don't know THE Carlos Costa?
>>153233015roof is closing
Grug will take a cramp massage break in the 4th set
>>153233000yeah there's a lot of tennis women because they can do it through college etc but for a man with sports talent + height there's no incentive to choose it over nba, nfl etc which are wayyyy more lucrative and easier to make it in
>>153233017we are also quite good m8, but you chose the wrong countries to dab on
>Focusing on the roofThey're semenslupring tennis lmao
>>153232988>Big 4This isn't accounting Nimesh
>>153233003He lost the last set, which means he was going easy. Expect him to fuck shit up this set.
>>153233003Nothing he's just going to win the be t 2 sets.
Just realized 'lympics are in 5 days
They're closing the roof for novaxx
It's over for NoVaxx.
>>153233012Godwilling
Roof closing thank you based boomer Tiley
>>153233026>>153233033is he drawing power from the moon or something?
>>153232990Spaniards and Portugese are very metrosexual by nature
>>153233039damn. I'm ready.
it's djokover
>>153233044he has Ferrero communicating to his brain chip from a satellite
UNC STILL GOT IT
>>153233040I was told the establishment wanted novax to lose wtf
lol ok yea it's over
>>153233039crazy shittime moves too fast
IT'S ON
>>153233047>metrosexualJust say they're fruity twinkies
uhh new bread?
>>153233032I didn't, archery is an obscure sport in Australia, if it was as popular as it was in Korea we would likely beat them most of the time.
Lmao. I guess NoVaxx didn't read mean twitter comments to get motivated. He's finished. Bye bye indian goat.
>>153233047I just read Asterix in Lusitania today and apparently they are quite different.Portuguese are more somber with a more grim approach to life
>>153233029There is one incentive for nfl. You don’t get your brain scrambled and murder suicide your family in three decades. And for nba your height needed might not be enough. But if you’re not mega tall and don’t want CTE but still have great hand eye you should just play baseball in the states to marry livvy Dunne.
>>153233060its the winter olympics and I'm not watching rich cunts """"compete"""" for medals
>>153233000Makes sense. A shame, you guys used to be good.
>>153233056Grugg only runs with 2G.
can't punk the unc
>>153233071yep fairi don't know much about american sports pathways desu but tenny definitely doesn't seem like the favourite
>>153233071Yeah most pro tennis players would still be midgets by NBA standards.
First serves are so integral to the game it ruins the sport for me. I think a 3rd serve would be a good change
Yeah, I'm thinking this is Paris 2024 all over again.
won't zoom the boom
>>153233084Just remove the 2nd
>>153233084Ew.
>>153233070portuguese are the only mediterraneans with no access to the mediterranean sea
>>153233070now read the book of disquiet
Novak is toast, can't handle the Australian desert heat.
We can unc, we can uncEverybody look at your handsWe can unc, we can uncEverybody's taking the chanceSAVE THE UNCSAVE THE UNC
Djokohoes will we lose another final to the spanish bull? Why can't we play Tsitsipas or Kyrgyros in every Slam final?
>roof closingold man bros, we need every advantage we can get
CLOSE THE ROOF
If Novak survives this, he wins
>>153233070too many africans that's why>>153233095truethey have made some good lit
Grug will regret not breaking there
Retire already NoVaxx.
>>153233092
Djokbros, are we back on?
Why does this medpack hate Novak so much? Is it Roger posting?
grug is too stupid to fall for mental games
Wait, who do we actually want to win?
>>153233111I still dont understand why unc didnt retire after winning gold. What else does he need to prove
We could've had sinner zverev kino
>>153233121The guy in green.
>>153233080Happy to explain. Also American boys are hyper scared of being called gay for their sports choice. Tennis is still seen as a feminine sport in the working class. Hell the average public school here doesn’t have boys volleyball team because that’s a “girls” sport. So if your only American chance is rich kids and those kids have no life drive like Eastern European Slav kiddos then the status quo will only persist.
>>153233121I want tennis to win
uh nolefam... the roof isn't slowing him down...
>>153233115>medpack
>>153233122Greedy and deep in his heart he knows he isn't the goat and he'll never be it.
>>153233121Novak for me. Alcaraz has plenty more time to win slams. This could be Joker's last chance.
>>153233126that and all you seem to produce are servebots
>>153233070based knower.Here, some Portuguese music, videoclip also encapsulates Portugal's vibehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmlDjghuTsw
>>153233121I want Carlos to win but I dont think its super likely given Djokovic's form atm. Easy draw so he isnt exhausted and can keep up with Alcaraz.
After this match the GOAT debate is over, you can't be the best and lose every Slam final to the young bull that is fucking your wife and daughter
>>153233133https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt1jMWVvcqg
>>153233130You just described Nadal...
>>153233121This could be the last time we see Djokovic in a finals. I wanna see one last trophy for him
>>153233121Novak because he represents the indomitable human spiritgrug is just a funny ape
>>153233136grug is dialed in now. novak's only shot was getting him mindbroken by taking two sets right away
I can understand preferring the smooth game of Federer, thinking that Sampras did a lot with the cards he was handed, or admiring the grinta of McEnroe & Borg... but why would a legitimate tennis fan have anyone but Djokovic as the greatest?
>>153233121if djokovic wins tennis is ogre. these zoomers aren't on the same level
>>153233122The Australian Open has a fucking 2 million USD prize is why.
>>153233130Cope
>>153233121The glorious Serb ofc
>>153233140I don't know if I would say 38yold is a young bull but sure.
>>153233140I know we inventing the whole cucking thing, but why are you Germans so obsessed with it?
Grug fucked up not breaking early, Djokovic hitting great winners again. It’s over.
>>153233151$2 million is spare change when your net worth is a quart of a billion. He's hungry for 25.
>>153233150It shouldn't be this close
HIS NAME ISN'T JIM TENNIS PLAYER
Grug just placed the finger in his ear.
>>153233162Israel has been cucking them since ww2, the entire german existence since then is one long humiliation ritual
grug plays TFT. wonder if i ever played with him
>>153233144Lmao no. Nadal knew he still can win and he did so. NoVaxx has no chance but he still thinks he can somehow change the opinions of people who know the real goat is federer. NoVaxx is done.
yo this djok guy aint half bad
>>153233157Did you mean villainous serb?
LE PUT HAND TO EAR CELEBRATION AS IF THE CROWD DIDN'T ALREADY CHEER FOR ME WAY MORE THAN MY OPPONENTFUCK OFF
>>153233132Very true. I’m mostly speculating on this point but I feel like the superior footwork and ground strokes from the euros coming from them mixing other sports in to their youth. Sinner developed giga balance from skiing and fedal and djok all kicked soccer balls around since they were toddlers. Meanwhile baby Americans aren’t developing as much finesse because t-ball requires a lot of standing around without much changing direction. Or they’re just sitting on the couch playing Roblox on their iPads. I’m making bitter sweep generalizations at this point tho
>>153233131>0 set wins in fourth round and quarter finalIf this is what Djokovic needs in order to "win", then he deservedly needs to get BTFO'd at a monumental scale.
>>153233167That. Without it, there will always be people claiming that Federer was better. With the 25th, it's mathematical.
holy fuuuuuuck
he needs to break here
>>153233172Novak's eyebrow was raised.
>>153233179the more mad they make novak the higher chance he btfos them
>>153233179When does the crowd not cheer for him though?
Djok trying to make his move here
>>153233191that's what i'm banking on
>>153233175>Nadal knew he still can win and he did so>only won because Novak was Nofound>Constant borderline doping to deal with a foot that was screaming "nigger, tennis is done with with"No. Nadal was the ultimate stubborn.
>>153233124Sinner?
>>153233185Noone is claiming is Federer is better and I'm literally the biggest fedal supporter of all time. Federer plays better tennis but djokovic is greater.
novax novax novax
>>153233196Still haven't forgiven meddy for choking that one
Finally, some good fucking tennis.
DJOKOVIC WENT CLOSE TO THE TROPHY, ITS HAPPENING
>25th slam for Djokovic>career slam for AlcarazWho has more at stake here?
>>153233202I'm still sad Zverev had that injury at RG against; the game was top tier and long as fuck until
>>153233196Yeah but he was stubborn on a thing he was allowed to. Because he actually still won stuff during that phase. NoVaxx is stubborn on a thing he can't change. He wants to become the goat and there is no chance in that.
>>153233217Djok. Carlos has another shot at that achievement next year.
>>153233217novax obviously he had a dream run to this final with the walkovers and retirements
who was that guy clapping the camera was zooming in on?
Unc's first serves are toast, I think that will be the deciding factor
>>153233198>Grugg is about to lose.>Sinner appears in the court and hit's Grugg's hand.>'Heh. Nothing in the rules say we can't tag team!!'>Look of despair on Djokovic's eyes.>Sinner smirks. 'Time for revenge!'
How can you gety tricked by that, Novak.
Djokovic needs to win this set & atleast one more to have a chance of holding the crown
Yeah it's over
>>153233217Alcaraz.
okay now it's definitely over
>>153233220Yeah, that sucked. Who knows, it could've been the slam for him.
Man, his first serve gone to shit.
>>153233225
Novak seems to be losing it. He's about to be broken.
>>153233221>Yeah but he was stubborn on a thing he was allowed to.HPrecovery item... that foot is what made clear he wasnt allowed too. Painkiller abuse does not make it better.
It's ogre
>>153233238Looks like Tommy Paul
You now remember Andy Murray coaching him for less than a year
>>153233238me on the left
>>153233133
Retire old man
Fuck, its over.
Lmao. Bye bye NoVaxx. Indian goat saar.
It's Djover
>only 800 posts/sp/ is dead.
TOTAL ZOOMER DOMINATION
too old. couldn't sustain a high level
not like this novak
>I should’ve gotten the jab after all
>>153233238>Man, I look so cool with my shirt, hoodie and jacket combo.>God I hope nobody realises I'm wearing a hat at nighttime because I'm balding.
>>153233247That was kino.
Novak shouldn't have taken Sinner out.Now Grug will reach 25 before him, he was too greedy and didn't think things through:(
Fight and win, Djokovic. FIGHT AND WIN!
now it's really ogre
So how many more games do you think Novak winsI'm thinking two
Unc is done, that running forehand UE to get broken would have been a quality shot if he still had the same legs as in the first set.
>>153233259
novak still wins
7 grand slams at 22, not too shabby
>>153233143
Lol is this your goat? Embarrassing sport
>>153233280no competition innit
CHANNEL THE POWER OF NIKOLA TESLA YOU OLD CUNTFUCK ZOOMERRS
>>153233255spuh has long been dead. we're posting from hades.
“If I had won in 2012 we’d both be on 23 slams…” ahh face
Grug is just playing too well, and not looking like hes going to get cramps any time soon.
HERE'S HOW BERNIE CAN STILL WIN
>>153233269Stop rooting against your countryman, dude.
he's playing the ball in the middle waaay too much and with power which is basically a desperate move that just requires the opponent to put his racquet in the way of the ball and its gg, novak is not winning this match
Noooooo
>>153233274Top pic partied with diddyBottom pic.partied with epstein
>>153233279One loose grug service game and he’s back on top
If only Sinner had better stamina and strongmind
>>153233274Can't believe this dude got an STD from a Russian prostitute and then contacted Epstein for tips on drugs he could slip into his wife's booze to treat her.What a fucking scumbag.
>>153233289if if if
hes still making grug run a lotmight not be completely over
>>153233291based unc pulling out those grandpa memes
>>153233280weakest of weak era
Lmao. Now you all are bandwagoing. Yesterday you all said NoVaxx needs to read mean tweets and he'll easily win and now reality hit you in the face. Lmao. Bye bye old man.
>>153233280These spaniards are suspiciously good at tennis. I suspect a state sponsored doping program is happening.
>>153233279i'd give him a 10% chance
>>153233289Coulda, woulda, shoulda...
>>153233306You’ve just jinxed Charlie
How do Sinner bros feel about this? That poll said /atp/ is a Binner general.
>>153233301If anything, thats very tame considering all the shit that a billionaire can do.
>>153233306>stop_having_fun.bmp
>>153233301I can believe he had an xbox account... AND got banned
Fucking cunts at KFC forgot to salt my fries AGAIN
>>153233280already puts him at Johnny Mac level, not to mention it's a Career slam too if he gets it. Roger himself got incredibly lucky to win his sole RG
>>153233306Post age.
>>153233306its called X now champ
>>153233308Oh, that's cute. You think our government would devote a single cent to sports instead of just pocketing it and getting their family and buddies in top positions instead.
>>153233315True /atp/ (without the cazzies) is Fonseca territory
>>153233324On the flip side you could argue Roger was unlucky to only get one. Had to play in same era as Nadal.
>>153233323>KFC>friesThey're fucking chips, mate.
>>153233323they're called chips you spastic
>>153233306sad faggot, kys medpack
Fuck me dude (no homo)
NoVaxx is done. Total collapse. Lmao. Retire infian goat saar.
SHIIIIIIIIIIIT. Alcataz is too fast. Old Novak can't keep up.
>>153233332>>153233334I'm just being considerate of our international friends
>>153233323happens alarmingly often
Sinnalacarz is a hydra. He can cut off one head but the other bites back.
>>153233115>Is it Roger posting?yes
>>153233324Girls with a time machine: 'I am your grandaughter.'Boys with a time machine: 'John, never fall in love with a woman called Tatum. Borg will retire early, don't despair. And keep an eye on a guy called Lendl.'
Damn, Grug in the zone.
Just me or Novak actually improved since last year? He was gassed and fucking up alst everything last year>still had a good record despite no slam trophies
Someone has to poison Grugs water, holy shit.
game's gone. gonna fap instead. suggest some starlets.
HOLY SHIT
Novak in 5
Uncbros, how we holding up?
>>153233306Novak can still win
Thats a BUCK BREAKING point
>>153233351Olivia rodrigo is my go to these days
>>153233343Well, he created that hydra.
>that was so stupi->Nvm that was stupider
Nolegs Servebotovic
>>153233351>>153233354There are two Indians in the thread, oh no...
>>153233337AJ was right, theyre turning the frogs gay.
>>153233348His body wasn't in top nick last year.
>>153233358WILL win. Grug is due to go off his game at least for a bit.
EZ4GRUG
>>153233343if anyone beats them in the same tournament they'll be younger both
>>153233354you are a poo. You are certainly not an uncbro
>>153233366SERvak BOTkovic
>>153233337least gay frenchman
>>153233351Can't you just fap to Aqua, or some other anime girl?
>>153233358Lmao. Please stop. Guys look at this hopeless soul. NoVaxx already overperformed by winning some ganes and even a set. It's over.
>>153233367There's a small percentage of the Indians in this thread who can't figure out how to use a VPN, you mean, saar.
>>153233372But anon was right, he burned his load at Paris. This year seems a recovery from there.
>>153233353if its going to 5 Alcatraz 100 percent. Alcatraz has crazy endurance
man filtering the india flag really does pay off
He won't win but at least he shat on Sinner kek.
>>153233367you've got a problem with that ngufrog?
>>153233384You were saying that the other night against zinner and its still not over. Go to bed fagerer.
>>153233354If there's one thing the Swiss is right about it's that Nolefam is majority pajeet
>>153233351>starletsYou mean pornstars, right?
Now Grug is just toying with him...
>>153233391wait how do you do that?
Why is everyone so racist to Indians. Seems a bit harsh
boomer bros are finished
He remembered the slice is an option. Juan Carlos would have mentioned that in the first set.
>>153233402Why are u such a soft fag?
Imagine BEING a POOImagine LOOKING like a POOImagine SOUNDING like a POOImagine SMELLING like a POOImagine LIVING like a POO
>>153233396No I'll enjoy watching how the third world goat saar gets destroyed by grugg.
>>153233402if we're not then even more are going to come
Carlos just dragging that old fucker around like a puppet master.
>>153233402they're an easy target, kinda makes it cringe in a way
>>153233398>You mean pornstars, right?Yes, I meant that - specifically young pornstars; not into bogged models and hags.
>Jim Courier just said Novak is the "most accomplished player of all time, whether you like it or not."Dude what?
Could Zverev have beaten this Novak?
>>153233162Bro a German fucked the princess of Serbia, serbian bitches love to suck big German cocks
Any djok fans still here with false hope?Your comments give me life force.
looks like alcaraz in 4
why does grug need to be hand held all the time fucking lives in his coach's box
Lmao. Double fault. It's over. Retire old man.
>>153233414Fagerer with his brown eyes is browner than novaxx.You lost. Its over.
So many rookie mistakes from Novaxx
A friendly reminder that Musetti smoked this Novak btw
>>153233421USA is a Fed nation. Some Americans will never forgive Djokovic for his 2020-21 antics.
Me in the front left
Unc is more gassed than the Croatian children he murdered under direct orders from Slobodan Milosevic
>AAAAAAAAAH IM CRAMPING
>>153233423No. Zverev would've been stuck in his head and wouldn't be able to play good tennis
>>153233401easily>>153233402they're annoyingsee: this thread
Shit shit shit. 3 set points for Alcaraz.
be honest with me zoomer and uncbros, did grug smashed Emma yes or no
>>153233407was going to say earlier, it's literally a baselinebots counter if executed properly, fast slice with low bounce
over
1 set points now. Maybe Novak has it?
>>153233447Completely fabricated by the press. Alcaraz was at the time seeing a Spanish girl he's no longer with.
>>153233447Never heard of an ATP player named Emma, did you perhaps mean Emil Ruusuvuori
Djokohoes how can this bum be the goat when Alcaraz beats his ass in every Slam final?
>>153233447I think she gave him a handjob at most
>>153233458He seems to be managing stamina.
>>153233447/tennis/ OUT
>>153233447she's used good anyways
>>153233447Emma is too smart for him
>>153233447nopeshe has too nuch class for that
>>153233463NoVaxx was never in the discussion to be the goat.
Fuuuuuuuuuck. The tension is knife edge levels, bros.
Imagine if the sport had super fast courts and also just one serves. would make it better. fuck it, also add weather effects, saudi royal virgins would love that as a spectacle. How can the sport's best player be so susceptible to something as minute as a roof not being closed or a little heat above optimal conditions? Rain tennis would be so kino
alcaraz is always a few centimeters away from losint lots of points, he won't last long in tennis
Grug is tactically dragging this set out to tire Novak out more
>>153233477Right Alcaraz is the goat
>>153233463>Djokohoes how can this bum be the goat when Alcaraz beats his ass in every Slam final?it's over...
>>153233477>that postomg... it's actually Federer posting here
>>153233481Yeah, and there should be naked cheerleaders shaking their boobs on the sides of the court!
>>153233482unironically the story of every Rafa point and yet he won 22 slams
>>153233481They should make the AUS open grass again.
he's completely gassed
>>153233481We need a 5th slam with an ice court
>>153233481rain tennis wouldn't really work because the balls will be unpredictable and too heavy for the strings to last
Carlos playing along with the script
Should slam finals get stickies on /sp/?
>>153233477How's retirement fedsy?
>>153233463Alcaraz is the next GOAT in the making so it's acceptable.
>>153233477Go to sleep fagerer it's past your bed time old man.
>>153233327it never will be X because you can't read an "X" and you can't "X" but you can "tweet" and you can read a "tweet"
Djokovic throwing some rockets
>>153233507pennis is not popular enoughand that's a good thing btw
rafa looks 50should head to turkey
>>153233510Sinner is still better
>>153233517I'm looking forward to the slam cazzies fucking off from /atp/
>>153233517Maybe the junior girls slam finals then
>>153233486No it's federer.>>153233488>>153233508>>153233512>more titles = goatPlease stop watching this sport.
>>153233482Nah he will. Everyone else apart from him, Djok and Sinner are trash.
he's not coming back from this
should replay the point for the guy in the crowd calling out mid point
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck, broken twice.
novak is still winning
nolesisters........
>>153233447Emma Stone: noEmma Roberts: yesEmma Watson: noEmma Chamberlain: yesEmma Corrin: noEmma D’Arcy: noEmma Mackey: yesEmma Myers: yesEmma Navarro: yesEmma Raducanu: no
>>153233498It makes sense that we have the blue court, though.>UK = grass>France = clay>Aus = blue>US = who cares
>>153233259>if novak had gotten the jab he would have 26 slamsSAD! Retard tricked by russian bots! MANY SUCH CASES.
>>153233523Sinner chokes too much and doesnt have the same bag of tricks Carlos can pull from when he's caught in a pinch, he is just a slightly better Agassi right now.
>>153233526one more day and we're home free
>>153233498It needs to be something different. It's the last slam of the year and being hard court again just makes it feel unspecial. If only there was a 4th surface. Maybe make carpet a pro surface?
Emma watching grug at home with a vibrator on her clit
just wanted novak to win :(
>>153233523>Sinner is cold chested roid>Only competition is budget Nadal>Djokogoat barely hanging there>Rublev almost gone>Zverev choking as usual>Tsisipas on the shitterWho can bring competition and save tennis? Popirin and Draper haven't really exploded yet
Lmao. Fast give NoVaxx a phone so he can read some mean tweets. Lmao. Bye bye indian goat saar.
How are there already 2 new GOAT candidates in tennis? The last of the big 3 hasn't even retired yet.
>>153233541Is it me or is Aus Open considered to be a step below the other slams? Also, for me its gray courts.
>>153233548LOL
>>153233541Given Aussie weather I daresay it'd make sense for AO to be entirely indoorsThough then you'd get Sinner with 20 AOs
>>153233503It always bugged me that AO and USO have the same court. They should have some sort of difference
>>153233545Grug is mixing it up a bit
>>153233547Fuck, I'm retarded. I read that as USA.
>>153233548i reckon it vibrates every time he grunts
Novak has been too much of a pussy this tournament. He hasn't chimped out as much.
>>153233498bring back carpet. AO should be the wacky slam, only fitting that Bogans are the ones hosting it
>the comeback pills please
>>153233554They're really good. But prime andy murray is almost as good as these chuds. They would get smoked by prime nadal, fed, and djoker
>>153233529>More titlesAnd consistency, time in the no 1, longevity. Yeah, there are several reasons and all favor novak, roger.
Novaxx is broken
>>153233556tennis culture is dictated by old rich fucks, so yes, australia being the newest location makes it the least prestigious
>>153233567>CREATINAReal niggas remember
>>153233550Rune will save us
>>153233556It's in Australia... ofc it is a step below
>>153233518He's already taking Finasteride or some equivalent. Look at his chest.
>>153233567I’m sorry NOor, all we have are shots…
>>153233583
>>153233481Serves should have graces per set rather than point, say 2 misses total allowed per without losing a point, after which you lose a point. Would probably change the identity of the game too much though as it would dampen the siginificance of break points.
>1k postsok, that's impressive
I bet Tara is getting wet seeing her daddy get bullied by the spanish bull :3
>>153233545Doesn't matter when you can hit as clean as Sinner does
>>153233593Wrong thread.
>>153233558>Aussie weatherMate, the Australian Open is held in Melbourne. There's a saying about the weather in Melbourne. 'If you don't like it, wait ten minutes.'Melbourne is basically a Euro city in terms of weather.
uncbros...
>>153233550I don’t want tennis to be saved. I want Carlos to dominate enough to pass Novak’ a slam title. And I want it to happen gradually with djok in the royal box remembering the wimbly and the AO finals that got away from him against the caveman.
>>153233593wtf
>>153233593kill yourself
Please stand up for the national anthem of white people
>>153233579mind mentioning a relevant sporting event in Chilli champ?
>>153233611Savage
>>153233582those drugs are a memeneeds a transplant
>Cucks him out of Wimbledon #8 and #9 >Cucks him out of his best chance at 25 slams and an undefeated record in AO finalsimagine if Charlie also cucked him out of the Paris gold, I think he would probably resort to hiring someone to kill him
>>153233556It wasn't taken seriously amongst the players until the late 80s. Was a glorified national tournament until then.
>>153233611>I don’t want tennis to be saved. I want Carlos to dominate enough to pass Novak’ a slam title.That's what I'm telling you, it's over until competition arrives; Sinner will dominate.
>>153233606nigger every country has that saying
>>153233593Unironic GOAT seethe bait post.
>>153233567>ID card shows brown hair>Person has blonde hairSOMEBODY CALL SECURITY!
>>153233556Historically yeah, but it's grown in prestige
the moment Carlitos gained the advantage at the third set, it was over for Djokovic. now its just an exhibition match
>>153233593Amazing teutonic post
>>153233619Great weather for several actually
finally finished my bone broth time to lock in uncs
>>153233611too bad caveman will get a career defining injury in couple of years and finish with 13 or 14 slams
Netherland, France and Russian flags all look similar to me. Sorry.
>>153233559A green AO would be kino but they seem commited to the blue lighting
its so over
>>153233641COPIUM ALERT
>>153233593please get professional help
Jesus, that error... :(
we are back
>>153233627No you don't. Maybe Seattle can have it. Not you though.
>>153233641^ his explosive playing's big weakness
Chances Djokovic finally retires after this shit show?
tooth and nail on every servuce game, it's truly djokover
Carlos breaks now, the old serb can't compete. I don't want to hear ever again from his faggot fans that he's the goat, 3-0 what's understood ain't gotta be explained
>>15323263138 unvaxxed is equivalent to 25yo now
Holy shit Novak might as well just give up and save himself the embarassment of a 0-6 set
Nice tactics to force the djokosmash, just unlucky this time
djokover even
STOP SHOWING THIS BALD FUCKER
>>153233653He reached a final and beat Sinner in the process while giving a decent fight against Alcaraz, both at their prime. He's totally staying for a while at least until leaving the top 10
How shit is Sinner really?
>>153233665me when I'm drinking from my sippy cup
Will Grug be the true GOAT?
we're back
>the eternal gameNovak simply refuses lmao
>>153233668forced meme, he beat novak like 5 times in a row
Why doesn’t Nadal get a hair transplant? Dude is looking rough…
>>153233667>>153233668Novaxxed barely played any games and came in rested. He was always gonna get booty blasted by Carlos.
>>153233674No. Grug and Sinner could never stand up to prime Federer, Nadal, or Djokovic
>>153233674not comparable because novak had 2 of the best tennis players ever to compete with, grug has zvereve
some of ya'll act like 38 is oldI'm 37, so I'm old?
>>153233665could always be worse such as the corpse of laver
>>153233674no
Why can't Djok just hit the ball?
>>153233683>Novaxxed barely played any games and came in rested.Ok, it's an even game then
>>153233668His stamina seems to be his big weakness. Was it 8 matches in a row around 4 hours that he's lost?
>>153233668pacebabby and mental midget, he is already head and shoulders above the rest of the tour besides these two when the pace doesnt faze them
>>153233644they should play in wood courrt
I bet Alcaraz feels he's being really brave and smart dropshotting a thirty-eight year old coming from a five-setter against Sinner.
>>153233691anon...
Looks like the spanish neanderthal has the advantage. Just needs to keep his head.
>>153233674him and sinner will dominate the weakest era in tennis
You won't see grug playing at 38.
>>153233691That depends, do you avoid stairs when walking?
>deuce again>break point again
>>153233674He already is Djokovic had one Slam at the same age, Alcaraz has 7
>>153233691who's gonna tell him
>>153233691how does it feel? I don't think i can appreciate the talk about novak's age until i've experienced it myself, for all i know he feels no different to 30
>>153233710by the time he reaches that, there will be age-reversal tech.zoomers will play until 60 or somethingscreencap this
>>153233691kek
crazy how sincaraz wouldnt make it to a single slam final in the big 3 era
crampgods... your our only hope.
>deuce againAAAAAAAHHH!!!!>>153233709That was Sampras imo
Alcaraz is leagues above the other zoomers in terms of defense, shot selection and pressure. Sinner is a can
>>153233716Cause Grug has no competition. Djok was up against five (5) GOATs in their primes.
>>153233710That's true of all Spaniards. Nadal et al have a style that is too hard on the body. Federer shows us how to be swift and graceful in a way that preserves the body.
>>153233691lol unc, Im just a 35 yo kid.
>it's finally overTHANK GOD>it was only one gameAAAAAAHHHH!!
Big hold, but feels like delaying the inevitable
>>153233727sinner needs to lock in otherwise this big 2 thing will be a big 1.5
DADDYS HOME
DJOKOBROS
Six break points saved?Reminds me of the semi when sinner couldn’t break
Oče naš, koji si na nebesima, da se sveti ime tvoje.Da dođe carstvo tvoje.Da bude volja tvoja i na zemlji kao na nebu.Hjeb naš potrebni daj nam danas.I oprosti nam dugove naše kao i mi što opraštamo dužnicima svojijem.I ne navedi nas u napast, no izbavi nas oda zla.[Jer je tvoje carstvo I sila I slava u vijek]Amen.
Djokovic will win after that hold
what now motherfuckers
>>153233720I can barely stand some days.
>>153233710Won't have too.He could be sitting on 8 slams at 23.1 years old.Novak had 1 by then, he can reach 25 slams by the time he is 30 years old, scary scenes.
>old_man_refuses_to_die.tif
nole is still based
>83% first serve rate in this setServebotovic indeedBut that would've taken so much out of him that it's all over now, he gets broken to love next game
>>153233746ANULO MUFA
fuckin hate spanish
>>153233728He won three Slams before Federer turned 30, he won half his Slams against none big 3 players
Alcaraz about to be buck broken
>Celebrating so hard just staying in the gameuncbros...
>>153233704Yeah. Matte not shiny.
hi 4chan, did i do good
Gotta admit. He’s raging against the dying of the light.
>>153233758He had to beat THE Nick Kyrgios, Tsitsipas and Berretini
Alcaraz has to atually play good to win points, Djokovic just servebots
HOLY SHIT GIVE UP UNCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC MILLENIALS ARE THE WORST GENERATION IN HUMAN HISTORY
>>153233764You'll know in 30 minutes or more.
>>153233769But..but Novaxx is the villain
>>153233691I'm 40. We're ancient to zoomers.
Will Alcaraz be the last <6 ft tall multiple slam winner?
>>153233773You live in an unc world, kid.
>>153233775Villains are more compelling when they’re formidable
>>153233773Calm down and focus on the game, Grugg. VAMOS
Novak's desperately trying to shorten pointsGrug is trying to extend them
>>153233764Yes, it was free money, very good
>>153233751Djokovic had to play vs Federer and Nadal. Who is grugs competition? Boy toy zinner lmao.
>>153233769"watch the ball onto the racket"
>>153233762Uncle A bros..
This is so painful
Can we agree binner isn't that good now?
>>153233773Novak is a boomer
>>153233770Yes, excatly
>>153233691>37.. just a fuckin’ kid..
Djokovic's playstyle is honestly embarassing on return. He's basically just waiting out Grug unforced errors
>>153233780Unc till we die
>>153233790>>153233791
>>153233793settle down
>>153233773>zoomies desperate for previous gens to go away>only because zoomies age like shit and are replaced way faster than previous generationsJUST
>>153233787People remember the numbers, not the circumstances.There could be an ATG coming through though, he may stop Alcaraz on his tracks.Maybe Fonseca or another even younger.
I love that Franz Ferdinand Alcaraz ad
>>153233784Bullshit. Novak is the stamina god. Alcaraz is just trying to win anyway he can.
>>153233779Alcaraz is 6ft.
I'll stop posting. Lmao. But I'll read it all and enjoy it. Where are the guys from yesterday? Where are the mean tweets? Lmao. The indians and serbs are all hiding now. Lmao. Bye bye NoVaxx.
old man gets broken here, you can only hold back the tide for so long
>>153233790"the coach"which one??
reminder if the AO didn't ban novak that one year he'd be at 25 grand slams
>>153233799what sport is this woman playing in this picture
Alcaraz will never be the GOAT simply because he will never have to play against the second and third best player for most of his career.
>>153233808I would throw you in prison if I could.
Just woke up, how has the game been so far?
The future of tennis is the ugliest man alive and boy toy drug abuser.So exciting.
>>153233811In heels maybe
>>153233779No, small players serve better and better. It's over for unathletic, tall faggots like Zverev and co
>>153233811More like 5ft10
Big 2? are you guys forgetting someone?
>>153233816cricket
>>153233811He is 5'10.5-5'11", same height as nadal t.have a pic of him with me and he was inch shorter than me and I'm 6 foot (same shoes too!)
took a big zverev did i miss anything
>>153233821Djokovic is already falling apart.
>>153233809>Alcaraz is just trying to win anyway he canBut he's playing stubbornly, the good kind; the one that gives the impression he's meant to win today. Novak has been holding on amazingly so far in perspective
>>153233831Nadal is a true 6fter
>>153233826he's not that much shorter than novak who's 6'2
>>153233821Cologne silvester night
DA GOAT
>>153233819It's a good song
>>153233825Zverev is weakmind, it never started for him.
UNC bros we're hanging in there
>>153233839Sorry, I meant pic with nadal and then you can compare pics of the two. They are both 5'10.5-5'11" (179cm)
>>153233845Some ESPN stat nerd came so hard when he noticed this
>>153233816Competitive armpit exhibitionism.
>>153233814trip on radcanoe iykwim haha
Women will play bo5 from QFs on, next year in AO.Men will play bo7
Djokovic looks back. Grug will blink this or next service game.
has any match had more drop shots
>>153233852>ignore djokos age...
>>153233816Pickleball
>>153233823i haven't really watched any games of him, but i hope musetti breaks through, just cuz he's a one-handed backhander
>>153233845>it's AO youngestSo it's a nothingburger milestone?
>>153233821alcaraz is making djoko run left and right and back and forth with drop shots. nole is already at ssj2 sweating like a pig but soon he'll go drunken monk ssj3 limping around half injured
>>153233848Med and zvervev are like the same person to me. Both lazy loser Russians, never win anything.
>>153233831What we need is a 5'7 king to come in and btfo all the tallfags.
UNCBROS IS NOW OR NEVER
im tired bros
>>153233859The neat part was all three matches happened on feb 1st
simply wouldn't choose to be under 6ft tall
>>153233873That's a fun fact.
>>153233868>Both lazy loser Russians, never win anything.don't get the lazy part
>>153233880Who would?
Just finished my last beer. Wat do
>>153233855what the fuck
Just fast forward to the tiebreak already
>>153233855sinnerbros...
>>153233885foolish manlets, that's who
>>15323388730 push ups would be nice.
>>153233894They would never choose that fate, it was just thrust upon them and they cope as best they can.
>3-3this is an even set; they're going for a cheeky 7-5 or tie break.
>>153233887Get on the waters.
I wouldn't mind being a manlet
>>153233691dont listen to the zoomies, you aren't old
>>153233888
>>153233887This is where you bring out the deodorant inhaling
>>153233896just don't think they tried hard enough to grow themselveshave some ownership
you just know carlos is 7-5ing this
>>153233906makes sense
Novak fighting to survive the 4th
>>153233904The human body begins to fail at 24 years old.
Alcaraz comes off as a bit of a meanie toward the ballboys.
>>153233909he'll break at 5-4 up
>>153233901>>153233909 this is the most obvious 6-4 I've ever seen
>>153233906>
>>153233919He’s very VERY friendly with them after winning the title tho
>>153233906>Fuck women
>>153233917surely it's a bit later
>>153233906That's why they call him Crack Tiley. He's always sky high
Reminder Carlos Alcaraz has superior footwork and dropshots because he actiallu started as a badminton playerBadminton > tennis
>>153233906oh shit
Djokovic is going to break I can feel it
How many years before Raz is the GOAT?
>>153233917Niggas just get on the internet and lie
>>153233906sexist fuck they better get paid more for working longer too
Three slam final losses to Carlos at the twilight of the career will look bad to the revisionists
>>153233895I put on 6kgs since Christmas. Could only punch out 25. Cheers
>>153233931No. You'll have an issue at the 24-27 year old treshold.
>first serve in the binyeah i think the game's done here
Here we go...
>>153233941A racket? I doubt it. He seems resigned.
So many errors by Djokocovid
>>153233917You're not even done growing until 25, the bones get thicker and shoulders wider
>>153233948>russian flagummm wtf? why is this allowed???
>>153233945Next cope is denying the human is meant to live past 60yo
>>153233906Sir this is /atp/
>>153233949It's only been 36 days. That's impossible. WTF were you doing? Jesus Christ, stop drinking.
>>153233948He'll always have Paris
>>153233948only 2023 i expected him to win
Why did tennis bypass the late 90s generation?
>>1532339066-1 1-6 6-0 -retired
Djokofraud sisters... It's OVER
>>153233958>You're not even done growing until 25No, you're done mostly. Some of us will have a sudden last burst, I grew like 5cms in my late 20s.
>>153233948in reality his legacy was cemented at slam no. 23, everything since has just been post game after the main story is complete
>>153233973kek
nole can win in 5. I believe
>>153233975I'm talking about bone density
>>153233971an all time great just didn't happen to be born, that's all there is to it
>>153233927>4-4Prepare yourself, Bulgarianon... heh...
Truth is if Djokovic was 180cm instead of 188 he would probably have only half of his slams, you can see it in this match clearly with his servebotting
>>153233949Literally #MeToo feels like 60
>>153233971the previous gen was too dominant it didn't allow them to develop early with occasional deep tourney runs.
GET FIRED UP, UNC
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>153233971Because that generation was destroyed by Federer in the 2000s. Dummy.
>>153233984was though he just didnt care about tennis
Sinner would booty blast both of these guys
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>153233967I don’t drink that much. Just became a mega slob
unc on the grind......
>>153233983Isn't bone density the key factor in growing up in height. Genuinely asking.
>>153233997dude
UNCBROS????
>>153233997doxxed
>>153233986He would actually have twice as many slams if he was 150cm because being short is a massive advantage in sports.
>>153233997lmao
>>153233992why didn't you?
>>153233969Yeah Carlos was simply better in '24
>>153233993>>153233995>>153233996Checks out
>Nole wins one point on return>crowd goes mad
>>153233997mate you should try eating a pear, they're good
>>153233917Peak ages of past ATGs:Connors: 22 & 30Borg: 22 & 24McEnroe: 22 & 25Lendl: 26-27Becker: 21Edberg: 22 & 25Sampras: 23-24Agassi: 29
How many serbians are living in Australia??
>>153234012Melbournians LOVE novak
Looking like a 7-5 for Carlos
>>153234008purely socioeconomic factors
>>153233997lol
>>1532340186700
>>153233997Funding your replacement lmao.
>>153233997>bundle for 2>just for yourselfpeak lonely
>2026>not fatmaxxing for the apocalypse
I BELIEVE I BELIEVE THATI BELIEVE THAT UNC WILL WINI BELIEVE THAT UNC WILL WINI BELIEVE THAT UNC WILL WINI BELIEVE THAT UNC WILL WIN
>>153233997>Macca's Bundle For 2It was for two, right, Anon?
>>153233997the ubereats people must know you by name!
>>153233997consider salads, fat fuck
Lads?
Reminder: It's been almost 3hrs and the prime young player still hasn't managed to beat the 38yo living legend
He's starting to believe..
What did I say he will break
it's JOEVER charliebros.....
>>153234019wasnt the case in the big 3 era
its djover...
>>153234038Vaxxie rage.
>>153234043He will break his daughter's Stradivarius when he loses this set
>>153234037No u
>>153234038>novak haters are leftists and muslumsmakes sense
>>153234000No, if it was very tall people wouldn't have so much trouble with bone breaks
>>153234047the mob is fickle brother
/vp/ checking in, tell me carlos’ shoes don’t remind you of this lil dude
>>153233996>>153233981You were saying?
how can so many serbs afford tickets to this game?
He gave everything but still missed his chanceIt's over now
>>153234055That's 8 kg above what you should be
Novak missed his chance. Carlos will win the 4th now
novakbros...
>>153234067FUCK THIS MAIN CHARACTER SYNDROME ZOOMER BITCH
>>153234070Novak literally pay for them. He always pays them to shout out his name
Its over
literally strongmind vs strongmind, no more chuderers or binners
>>153234055Your height in centimetres – 110 = your ideal weight in kilograms
It is actually fucking embarrassing that the zoomer is taking this long to beat the boomer.
>>153234070They clearly didn't, they're all just sitting outside
>>153234076Yes yesssss this is the despondent rage that djok used to give me
>>153234070Working cashies
He's close. The 25th could be actually real.
unc gets given the sucker punch break here
fluke
SORRZ NOT SORRZ UNCBOYOS
>>153234083grug is NOT strong mind without the new coaching rule he'd be nothing
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
>>153234085The 24 slam winning, 10-0 in AO finals, just defeated sinner in similar circumstances boomer?It’s only been 3hr anyway
novak is nowhere near as aggressive as he should be
>>153234084Lol tell that to Joe Rogan. He's yoked and any BMI measurement would say he's obese for his height.
>>153234092The 25th tour-level title for Carlos, yes
ESPN mics dying in the key moments
>>153234107thank Christ
>>153234105joe rogan has my dream physique
ngl game got good.>We 7-5 now
>>153234104he's being a pusher right now, just waiting on a charlie ue
Yeah so 7-5 Carlos like I said
>UNC IS WAKING UP
>>153234103I'm not shitting on Djok's credentials, he's the GOAT, but the reality is his physicality is so limited at his age, nothing he can do about it. Zoomer should be able to capitalize on this
Djokovic looks collected on serve. He’s fine, Charlie will crack.
200IQ BREAK INCOMING
>>153233985i guess i overestimated grug's mental ability
i TOLD YOU cazzies about the 7-5
>>153234103keked
Grugs PEDs starting to wear off or what?
kek at that drunk stumbling down the stairs
>>153234086there's still a decent amount inside unable to shut the fuck up.
>>153234105this. bmi means nothing if you are ripped, im a 34 bmi and my wifey LOVES it
>Tim Courier always talkingIs he getting paid per word or something?
>>153234118The zoomer who just won the third longest AO match of all time and didn’t get a free match of rest. The first set was embarrassing but otherwise feels reasonable length wise
YOU CAN UNCWE CAN UNCEVERYBODYS DOING THE UNCSAVE THE UNC!!SAVE THE UNC
>>153234118>but the reality is his physicality is so limited at his age, nothing he can do about it.don't ruel the fucker out, never rule the fucker out until the match is over.
>>153234104he realised coming up to the net is rarted against someone 16 years younger
if this goes to the fifth set, who has a better chance?
>>153233927>>153234122Welp. that aged poorly
>>153234133He’s just trying to be like Jim
>>153234140>Grug was only just born when Joker was starting to have sex
>that feel when no ballgirl girlfriendwhy live?
>>153234119Stop saying Charlie Kirk. His name is Carlos Alcatraz.
>>153234136Dude I really, really want him to win. Don't get me wrong, I'll never count Djok out.
>>153234147Wait… is it possible he’s actually his son….?
I'm feeling a tiebreak coming up
>>15323414250/50 it's all about who crumbles first
>>153233917Mind supporting your claim?
>>153234142if that happens then that can only mean novak got another wind of energy which in that case would mean he will win
>>153234145FUCK. You know what I mean.
>>153234131>bubble gut>enormous skull>ideal physique
I don't watch enough tennis outside of grand slams. Are there players who are noticeably better/worse at three set matches compared to five?
OLDAND BUSTED
>>153234158Key joints.
>>153234147hehe Djokovic can joke about being his father.
I just want to piss and shitcan they have some medical break or something?
If Novak doesnt get his 1st serves it's done, he's been surviving on an immaculate serve this set, if it fails even a little he's cooked
tiebreak or 7-5? call it
Here comes the break
It's over
>>153234131
>>153234177bucket.
>>153234167Sinner obviously
Grugovic
kino rally
Its (d)joever
UNC IS WASHED HOW DID HE EVEN MAKE IT TO THE FINALS
Unc is GASSED
kinoest rally to start this game, fuck me this is tennis reddit!
>Nothing impresses Nadalfucker is dead inside
>25 shot rallyIT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD UNCBROS
and we are back
Almost feels like Alcaraz will be the only good player to come out of Spain for a good while. The lineage of Berasategui, Bruguera, Moyà, Ferrero, Costa, Corretja, Ferrer, Verdasco, López, etc may kind of die with him.
now he's no longer playing why doesn't raffa just go on finasteride to offset his past juicing
NOW THIS IS POD RACING!!!
>>153234193Musetti and Mensik died, Sinner couldn't convert 10000 break points
NoKosovo Isn'tSerbiaovicNovaxx GenocidovicNoPills MedicalTimeOutovic
NO NO NO NOOOOOO NOT LIKE THIS
JOKER JOKER JOKER JOKER
Its OVER
>bong_lady_holding_up_a_finger.jpg
>it took 3hrs for the no1 to defeat the 38 yo GOAT
3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0
Here we fucking go.
Retirement announcement after the match.
HOLY FUCK GIVE UP UNC GIVE UPPP
gg
i sleep
MATCH POINT LADS
Fuck this shit
its over
CALL ICE RIGHT FUCKING NOW AHHHHHH
Not like this...not like this
>The eternal /tennis/ can finally rest in peace
OMG the youngfag zoomer cunt won.
Noslam Kwabovic
i will never watch another tennis match
>>153234209>Take the jews juiceNever gonna make it
HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHARETIRE OLD MANAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
whoever started the tradition of throwing himself on the court after winning a slam must be cursed
7-5, you guys called it
YOUNGEST PLAYER EVER TO COMPLETE A CAREER SLAM
MY BETTING MONIES NOOOOOOOO
I rlly resent players who get my hopes up by winning their first set and then fuck it up desu
this cunt is going to fall over when he wins just wait
Something about this is just so fucking lame, he beat a 38 year old boomer who could barely move
should've been ours zverevchads..
It's fucking overI'm not watching this sport anymore
Wow, not like this.
DJOKOVER
Sinner could never
NOVAX CHOKED AO FINALS UNDEFEATED STATUS ERASED
Novax Kwabovic
>>153234266I can feel your grin you mofo :)
I woke up early... on a Sunday... for this?!.....Nah, I'm fine it was good. Novakino did well.
Musetti's fault btw
>22 years old>Just won 2 million bucksWhat a win. I hope he gives it to me.
not watching the proceedings tbqh good night see you next year for more tennis
THE YOUNG MAN MARCHES ON
uncbros... what's out cope strategy from here?
Will this loser kill himself now
>>153234262thisabsolute blight on zoomers that 1 of their best got beaten by this 40yo and the other almost did tooand no one else is anywhere even close to themi hope learner or someone levels up and rapes them all
>>153233901>>153233909i apologize, anons...
The absolute state of Juan Carlos Ferrero right now
>>153234284it was just a fluke
why is no one excited anymore?gg Carlos
Tfw Swiss flag was right
It's so over for tennis once novaxx retires. No one cares about these zoomers.
would've been easier with ferrero
>>153234256You thought a 38 year old would beat a 22 year old. You deserve this.
Musetti could've won a GS
>they even had a rolex footage readyAlcaraz is such a sellout plant holy shit
Novak 100% rank 3 in this current ranking.Pathetic but he does.
He reminds the s*rb
DRUG TEST THIS SPIC
>>153234300he should have he fucked it
With a walkover and a retirement. I think 25 will forever be out of reach.
I'll be back the next time neither Sinner or Alcaraz are in the finalsee you guys in a few years
He can still get 25, he WILL get it.
>>153234288no, 230 euro profit from semis-final combo
>>153234264As if that fraud can beat Djokovic
>>153234173I'm 30 years old and never had a problem with key joints. Go for a walk everyday and you won't have problems like that
based grug
>>153234303Better him than Poosetti
>>153234290>and the other almost did tooDid we watch the same match? alcaraz was dominating from the start of the second set onward and didn't look like he was going to lose for even a moment.
>>153234278I will always support the more right-wing player, even if he hails from a nation that hates my own.
>>153234305I miss him
>>153234301sinner bins him in the SF spaghetti-off doeever
>>153234298that's why Carlos and Sinner get special treatment, dead sport without a rivalry or stars
>>153234311>I'll be back the next time neither Sinner or Alcaraz are in the finalgood luck with that, won't happen this decade
Grug will retire before 30 due to mystery "injury" with all the drugs he is taking. Mark my words.
>>153234310Honestly, one walkover during wimby might give him another go
>>153234310Wimbledon and US Open will not be less close than this
This was his chance. SUPER-LUCKY to not get fatigued until the semi, and yet he blew it
based fucken grug
>>153234315>Go for a walk everyday and you won't have problems like thatDon't ignore underlying issues just because you feel fine at the moment.
>>153234310it's only a number, Marge Court is a meme who played with fellow disabled players
>>153234322Fuck off pedo
Only he can save tennis
>>153234332There are Mexicans whiter than this.
>>153234312Novak is getting slower every day. It's never been more over for him.
>>153234332>I'll cuck this oldhead out of a record 9 Wimbledons, potentially 25 slams, and a perfect AO recordJUST
>>153234322Get Greenlandia, Trumperino
>>153234339Let's be real though. 1 men's slam is worth at least 5 women's slams.
Seven slams at 22Let’s game it out. If he wins only one slam a year until age 37 (when the big three stopped winning titles) then that is 7 + 15 =22 slams. Ties Nadal. If he wins two slams in one year two more times while still winning at least one a year he ties djokovic at 24. He has already won two slams a year at age 20 and age 21. If he wins three slams in one year then the time table accelerates further. Point is. Djokovic fans will have to keep looking over their unvaccinated shoulders for the next decade and a half. Tick. Tock.
>>153234335Ah yes plays the number 1 player and despite winning the first set easily Grug then upped his game. This was never going to happen unless Grug played bad, he didn't.
>>153234312unironically just fucked up his best chance on his fav surface
>Muh abo respectsDude come on. They don't own the stadium.
>>153234341his body cant unfortunately
Rate the game, /sp/
>>153234353Always wasAlways will be
>>153234353That’s Pozzbourne for ya.
>>153234349not really since nobody is watching this shit sport anymore, maybe in 8 years from now we'll look at this caveape's record for 10 seconds
>>153234349nigga this roidie aint lastin that long lmao
>>153234345He's still consistently making the final 4. He could still jag one somewhere.
>>153234312Correct. If by he you are referring to Carlos Alcaraz.
>>153234312He has a shot in Wimbledon and that's it, I feel like.
>>153234281>taxes>managers/agents>trainershe is maybe seeing $750k from that.
>>153234349Grug won't be playing till he's 37. He could well get over 24 slams but he won't be playing much over 30, he will be even more washed than Nadal was
Amazing that the fat guy from Kia is still around
10-1 it just doesn’t have the same sound does it. I kneel before Rafa.
>>153234358semis were the highlight of this open
>>153234365>He's still consistently making the final 4Which is impressive at his age. Late career Novak is still above the average by far.
>>153234353Australia would be nothing without First people ingenuity and awe inspiring civilization building.
>>153234349baste
1500 posts lads we did it!
>>153234349Grug isn't built to last. He will start falling apart at 25.
>the trophy is back guys>*crowd applauds*
>>153234349lolno he's not lasting that long, he will top out at 16-18 slams
Novax looked so confident vs Sinner. It's cliche but he was playing to win. He looked afraid of grug tonight after that first set and was playing like a pussy ass bitch just hoping grug makes mistakes. Yeah bla bla he's 40 years old whatever doesn't change the fact he was a coward. Embarrassing.
Im new to tennis, this was my first time watching a slam. My uncle was saying there used to be a swiss player who was the best. Anyone have his tik tok highlights?
>>153234349Assuming he stays healthy or doesn't have a major form slump.
>1.500 postswhat's this? a non-sticky for ants?!
lads casual here, is Alcaraz the next Nadal?at his age was Nadal/Federer or Djovokic the best playeror is he just the best of a crappy zoomer generation
>>153234370GIVE IT TO ME!
wtf Federer at least made it to match point at 38 why did this guy lose to a child
>>153234349Alcaraz is not on the level of Nadal, lets be real..
>>153234378>Which is impressive at his ageIt's more because this is the weakest era of all time. The tour is embarrassingly weak outside of Sinner and Alcaraz.
anyone who drives a KIA is a faggot
At least the bloke knows he's spouting a bunch of corporate bullshit no one cares about
MIGRATE!!!>>153234396>>153234396>>153234396
>>153234357Thanks Grigor
>>153234349Also, show how shit his competition is. He is definitely not the best 22 year old tennis player to ever exists.
>>153234395Djokovic was a late bloomer.
>>153234395He is talented but will probably flame out by age 25-26. It's not how it begins but how it ends!
>>153234390Stan played in this year's comp m8.
>>153234349the fellow zoomers are so bad that carlos might his 35 before he even turns 35
leave the spic to me.
>>153234389>just hoping grug makes mistakesCazzie take, he was playing lights out aggressively trying to dictate and shorten points because he doesn't have the stamina to be a pure pusher anymore. That's exactly what he did against both Sinner and Musetti too
>>153234389novak didn't have a game plan, he kept slapping the ball mindlessly around the middle of the court hoping for miracles
Brb, gonna go and buy me a KIA, an Emirates, a realestate.com.au AND last but not least, a 你好1573.
>>153234403>The tour is embarrassingly weak outside of Sinner and Alcaraz.>Djokovic almost singlehandedly, with Nadal and Federe's help cucked almost 3 generations' worth of playersThis will never be not funny
>Aussie doing a land acknowledgment to startLMAO these countries really aren't going to make it
NOVAXX NOVAXX NOVAXX
>>153234420this. all he did was pray his serves were on point
>>153234394I think everyone in /sp/ is here, thus this thread is still up because no other thread is being bumped.
>>153234349>best zoomer barely beats a 38 year old past his prime seconds from the grave djokovic>2nd best zoomer gets smoked by same manzoomers flame out early there are no more strongminded players
>>153234349He raped Djokobitch in the Slam finals, they can cope, they can hide, but the fact is Djokohoes have to accept Alcaraz is superior
can someone tell me why we went straight from 80s born players nadal/federer/novakto 2000s zoomers ?WTF why were there zero (0) world number 1's born from 1990-1999?
Why do Djokovic and the crowd pretend Nadal is an AO legend.
>>153234448The trip overstayed their welcome. Zoomers are no better than 90s players, the only difference is that the trio are older and only one still plays.
>>153234407We didn't need a new thread at this moment.
Get the FUCK off the stage. Let Carlos have his win. What a fucking piece of shit trying to make this a victory speech. Hopefully we can have him deported again.
>>153234448>WTF why were there zero (0) world number 1's born from 1990-1999?Medvedev
>>153234337>W-well, you will be fine now, but you won't be!You sound like you want to break my legs just because I refuted your claim with myself. I will eat a few hills up when I go out for a walk later in your honor, your expertise
>>153234486fuck off vaxtard you live in disgrace
>>153234486Nice mexicunt speech. Cunts doesn't know 2 words of English so embarrassing.
>+1.5kWhat's the record for the biggest thread?>>153234509>spaniard copeAs expected, lots of health issues happens because people ignore underlying issues because they feel fine or young.
>>153234529No I was talking about Novaks speech
>>153234486>make them seethe even if 2nd placetruly the GOAT
Does Nadal have MS or cancer or something? He looks off
>>153234539Yea I know spastic. At least Novak can speak the fucking language. This zoomer mexicunt can't string two words together in the era of the internet. Embarrassing to listen to.
isn't a bit suss that another spaniard (alcaraz/nadal) and another swiss (fed/sinner he aint italian) are the new big 2 of a generation
>>153234486Such amounts of salt aren't healthy for you, anon. Let the old man speak. He passed it on tonight. Something you'll never come remotely close to, let alone attain.'Sides, nobody made you take it (the vaxx, the clot shot, the prick, the gene therapy, the bruise juice).
>>153234546Idk but he didnt look very happy for most of the match for some reason.
>>153234565>>153234561>>153234542>>153234529>>153234523He lost. Novak lost. Novak IS a loser.
>>153234579Lol, 4chins isn't a place for 15 year olds, little fella.
>Novak couldn’t even go 5 setsLmoa
>>153234533Use your brain a little, indian, health issues come without them caring if you did or didn't do. If I'm fine right now, why would I give up just because issues are on their way? Do you want me to wait for the Grim Reaper? Sounds defeatist, and my mom didn't raise a loser
>>153234602>health issues come without them caring if you did or didn't do.That's no excuse to disregard prevention, Manolo. >If I'm fine right now, why would I give up just because issues are on their way?Likely because they're bound to genetics.>Do you want me to wait for the Grim Reaper? Sounds defeatistEverybody does, you live on a timer.
>>153234281He got paid $2.3 mill on that korean exho
>>153234637>disregard preventionNo prevention for the passage of time, im afraid>Likely because they're bound to geneticsSo? No fixing, or preventing that>Everybody does, you live on a timerI would rather meet good ol' Death while fighting than on my ass doing nothing
>NOOOOOOOOO, WHERE ARE MY BERRETTINIS AND KYRGIOS
>>153234389Grug puts a shit ton of balls back in play
>>153234717>No prevention for the passage of time, im afraid>So? No fixing, or preventing thatBut you can hold your ground; that's the point. >I would rather meet good ol' Death while fighting than on my ass doing nothingThat's the spirit. Now go to see the doctor and get yourself a total check.
>>153234776thank you, have a nice life
>>153234723not a good look djoko bros
Why didn't the press ask Djokovic when he's going to retire since he's been chasing others his whole life?
TOTAL SPANISH VICTORY.
DIE SPIC DIE
