my vikies ding dong diddly suckaroonie
>>153238762This a time to reflect that there was not a single good team in the league this year.
/nfl/ has a bad case of PDS.>Patriots derangement syndrome
>>153238762Whoa guys, the Seahawks have played a GAUNTLET!
Hahahahha plastic rams. I bet thdir fans would be mad they choked away a super bowl if they had fans
Pedoknees is still trying to convince everyone that the Pats are legit
>>153238762Super Bowl match up is set:>Seahawks will beat the PatriotsThis week:>WELL ACKTUAKLLY the Pats COULD beat the SeahawksNext week:>The Patriots will DEMOLISH the Seahawks
>>153238812Stafford is better than anyone on the left lmao
asterisk bowl, no Mahomes, no Lamar, no Burrow.
>>153238807>black qbs
>>153238825And he put up huge numbers on them. Hardly a nickname defense (the dark side) lmao
>>153238793People I work with in other states are already losing it again.>I just want the Patriots to lose, I hate them more than the Chiefs>I can't believe the Patriots are in again, the league is rigged>I don't even watch the NFL but I can't believe Tom Brady is in the Super Bowl againThe last one made me lol, guess the gender.
Precision Decision Making
If the Pats kept Tebow they wouls win next week
>mfw the Pats lose da superb owl
>>153238827>no Lamar, no burrow, no allenYep, it's your average superbowl.
>>153238844Meanwhile the Pats couldnt score 14 points against a team with a backup QB
>>153238848and there it is
>>153238877>No MahomesTHIS YEAR DOESN'T COUNT!!! ;.;
>>153238812but they played stafford and purdy 3 times
Klint is LOCKED in for the next week
>If you aren't impressed with how the Patriots defense has been playing in the playoffs, you are certifiably retarded and do not know ball.What makes a man post like this only a week before a historic bootyblast?
Why is bitchknees a smug faggot suddenly? As an outside observer the pats where never beating bo nix or allen. So they are going to beat darnold? Maybe if he shits his pants like Stroud did but that's is essentially the only way the pats win next week
>>153238812>>153238896Flaccid is the best QB in the AFC. Holy fucking grim
>>153238921>that's is essentially the only way the pats win next weekit's called independent neurologists
>>153238921>beat AllenThey did.>beat NixDefinitely would've.>beat DarnoldDefinitely can.
Sports hypothetical posting is probably worse than anime shipping
>>153238896>purdySo Stafford and a backup quarterback masquerading as a starter
>>153238910It feels like just yesterday Gary Kubiak was calling plays for my 'vens and now his sons about to be a Head Coach... where does the time go?
>>153238914He's been seething ever since the AFC Championship about nobody taking his team seriously. It's funny to laugh at him right before the Patriots lose.
>>153238949Now look at the AFC
>>153238939A Stiddy backwards pass is the only reason the Pats are playing another game.
>>153238967Don't forget that Payton is a retard that passed up on a chip shot field goal before it started snowing
Kangz are still in a melty
>>153238959It's like he wants there to be a collage.
>we're not in the Stiddy vs Gayleb Owl universe
>>153238921Pedoknees is just a smug faggot always. That being said, I don't see why they would be unable to beat the Bills or Broncos with Nix. Engaging in what ifery to cope with what actually happened is pointless. How is a Patriots fan supposed to take you seriously when you say "X would have won against the Patriots" when you guys said the same shit about the Chargers, Texans, and Broncos with Stidham?Also, why would beating Darnold be the biggest task? Are people pretending he's good now?
>>153238949he took his team to 2 NFC championships and a super bowl. how many QBs on the other side of the list can you say have done this?
HEY GAYTRIOTS, 173 MORE HOURS TIL YOU'RE DEAD
>>153238885The QB doesn't play defense and there was a blizzard
>>153238896>purdyThey lost once then played the corpse of the 49ers in week 18 and 19. Yawn.
>>153239043You're comparing the MVP to a scrub like Drake Maye
>>153239026>nowI think it was apparent when he won 14 games one year and 14 games the next.
>The QB doesn't play defe-DARNOLD SLAMMO! THE SEAHAWKS RECOVER THE FOOMBLE!
>>153239057Patriots lost to Geno Smith lmao
>Defeats Lakeshow>Will defeat Bradysknee
>>153239057they lost 3 games all season including the playoffs by a combined 9 pts total9 pts
>>153239026>Also, why would beating Darnold be the biggest task? Are people pretending he's good now?Darnold factors into the equation but it's mostly because the Seahawks defense is the best that the Patriots are going to face and Darnold won't play like a mindbroken retard (CJ Stroud and Herbert) plus the Seahawks can run the ball effectively. The Patriots' luck has run out and honestly, the game could get ugly.
>Mfw I want to watch the Super Bowl alone in my room with my /sp/ frens but my sister decided to invite a bunch of people over so now I'm forced to watch it with them. She even said that she doesn't care about the game and only cares about the halftime show. Pisses me off that the most important game of the year is turned into some concert event with commercials and the game is just there as background noise. God, help me
>>153238939No one believes maye could beat nix at home. I don't see a reality where that happens.
>>153238959I've been posting here laughing about people underestimating the Patriots all season. Not sure why you think I only apparently posted after the AFC Championship. I've been correct 3 times.>>153239008Thing is, I haven't even talked shit. You guys are the ones who have said the Patriots are going to get anally raped every step of the way. I merely said you were underestimating them and that they're better than you're giving them credit for. Even with the Super Bowl, I've admitted that they're underdogs but I think they'll win. How exactly are you going to clown on me collage style for "I think the Patriots can beat the Seahawks"? If anything, I'd be far more justified in making a massive collage for all of the shit you guys talked to me if the Pats win. But I won't do that even if they do because I don't really care about or get emotional about banter.
We got him
Klint-sama, I...
>>153239110She needs a correction, you need to have sex with her right now.
>Brady distracting Kubiak by working out a job offer week of the super bowlThe eternal p*trio strikes again...
>>153239117You type out paragraphs despite not knowing ball
>>153239117Big post but I think it'll fit in.
>>153239117>I've been correct 3 timesAbout the Patriots not beating a single good team all season? That is indeed correct. Them getting to the Super Bowl with the luckiest playoff run of all time will be studied for decades.
>>153239100>Darnold won't play like a mindbroken retardCareful. You're tempting fate at this point.>The Patriots' luck has run outThey've had 0 luck outside of Bo Nix getting injured. It's not anymore lucky than the Seahawks were in facing a literal hospital ward for an opponent. In what way are they lucky?
>>153239100>the (blank) defense is the best the Pats will see and (insert QB) definitely won't play like they always do in crunch time!Insert Chargers, Texans, or Xehawks here lmao
>>153239123>>153239127klint isnt that great. theres a lot of talent in seattle that the raiders just dont have. klint made some absolutely maddening decisions throughout the entire season that made me question him. you can have him, we can do better. good luck
This should be considered tampering but it won’t because it’s Tom Brady and the patriots
>>153239110>not going out to watch the SuperbowlKek even in NZ we have pubs that play it. It's gonna be dope even though I don't have a rooting interest. Just gonna sink beers and talk shit with the American tourists
>>153239165Other than Kittle the Nanners were healthier for the playoff game than the week 18 game.
>>153239165Rams are better than anyone in the AFC. This will be a 2013 rematch where the true owl was the NFCCG
>>153239187>other than their second best defensive weapon that Purdy has heavily relied upon.
>>153239063Wins are not a QB stat and anyone who thinks they are is a retard. What you are logically trying to argue here is that because Darnold was on 2 good teams in a row, that means he himself is a good player. By that logic, doesn't that also mean he's complete fucking dogshit since he was fucking dogshit for more than 2 years in a row on the Jets?
>>153239178>klint made some absolutely maddening decisions throughout the entire season that made me question himLike what?>we can do better.With who?
>>153239179its not. he was granted interviews with the raiders and the cardinals before the playoffs started and so he was only allowed second interviews with them during this off week before the super bowl and he exercised his right to do so.
>>153239187>No Bosa>No Warner>No Kittle>Half-dead Williams
>>153239195>lost to the Falcons and Panthers, barely beat them a second time.They really aren't that good.
>>153239178This. He called one good game, the NFC CG, and has been borderline retarded the rest of the year. What's Kliff doing these days? Would he rather work with Darnold or Jaden/Mariota again?
>>153239212Meanwhile the Pats lost to the Raiders
>>153239202his stupid trick plays never work and he keeps trying themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuoXMNpAsag
>>153239187holy mother of cope
>>153239147I know ball better than 95% of people posting on this board and typing more is irrelevant. I have no idea why you retards bring it up so much.>UGGHHH STOP TYPING SO MUCH MY BRAIN HURTS PLZ JUST UGGGHHFuck off to twitter you goldfish brained faggot.
>>153239199>defensive weaponAnon, I...>>153239200Uh sure whatever.
Problem, Springer?
>>153239159>About the Patriots not beating a single good team all season?No, about you faggot retards talking massive amounts of shit about the Patriots losing in the playoffs and being wrong every time. You guys even said shit like "Okay, that didn't count .If they beat the Texans, then they're not frauds". Of course, you went back on that and then tried to back Stidham and that failed too.If you think the Patriots are "lucky", you are a certified fucking moron and do not know ball. Again, the only luck that spun their way was Bo Nix getting injured.Regardless, I've done enough wrecking you retards intellectually for these evening but I'll be back to do it tomorrow <3
>Prepare their bussies
>>153239117You literally haven't played a serious NFL team this SEASON. Let alone in the playoffs. This is going to be a slaughter the likes of which hasn't been seen in the super bowl era ever. Maye is going to get his mind broke so bad he's not even going to be a starter in the league in 3 years time. Going to be living off his 6/10 wife's shitty fucking food reels in between trips to the psych ward before she finally divorces him out of shame. Cap it.
>>153239246>getting this butthurtYou can make whatever retarded claims you want but you clearly dont know ball
>>153238807my nigga Dov knew exactly what he was doing there
>He's still sperging out about his GaytriotsKWABLMAOOOOOLOLOLOLOL
>>153239289Is that Big Balls Dickson?
>>153239231>one exampleWhich candidate will be better than Kubiak?
>>153239275dude looks like a reddit moderator
>ENTER>>153239296Making your return man fumble? Yes.
>Bruce Arians will have open heart surgery on February 6 bucs bros if he doesn't survive we will soon be rid of Todd Bowels.
I know ball and I can prove it
>>153238830Sigh...
>ELITE special teams in your path
raiders Kubisk Jr. + Mendoza should be fun
>>153239306theres many more anon. im not going to spoonfeed you. i dont know who will be better. im just telling you what i know by witnessing it first hand. the fact that i couldnt care less if kubiak leaves should tell you everything you need to know. the raiders need better personel, no coach in the world is going to be able to do anything with their garbage players
>KWABs and flags your kicker
>>153239318
>>153239307Ball knowers FEAR him
>>153239332Finally a good post
at this point I sorta hope the pats win like 6-3 just to see the unholy amounts of asspain it causes on here
>“He was looking at us running down there, took his eye off the ball,” Young said of Smith. “(Seattle punter Michael) Dickson was kicking great punts all game, and it’s like he wasn’t comfortable catching them.”
>>153239316kek
>Say Drake, [...]
i cant see the ball. where is it?
The cardinals should hire ryback as headcoach
>BAD white boi
>>153239178>we can do better
Cardinals are such a chopped franchise lmao
>>153239375OH N-
Where's he going?
>>153239416Lol Seahawks fans already coping about losing their OC the same way Lions fans did when they lost Ben Johnson
>Lol Seahawks fans already coping about losing their OC the same way Lions fans did when they lost Ben Johnson
>>153239428the the owl
>>153239446he's been here 1 season. with the players we have its plug and play at this point
How come no diddy blud wants to coach for my man Monti?
>>153239460I watched my Seahawkies all year and at no point did I think >boy Klint Kubiak is indispensablelike I get hiring him for the Raiders but does it take a whiz kid to call pass plays to JSN?
>>153239441>Kicks a touchdown
Why is bro on the ground?
No one wants to coach Kyler Murray
>>153239504*jacob-y brisket
>>153239460Weren't vikings fans saying that about Darnold last year?
>>153239365Bro, just give it up. Pats are getting slaughtered
Dr. Fauci approved social distancing
>>153239110Are they hot at least?
>>153239483right. ryan grubb had geno smith and an abysmal o-line. the same thing kubiak will be dealing with when he goes to the raiders
>>153239504Vicious spawn
Name a more boring super bowl than this one in the past 10 years
>>153239522if they were they are retarded. the vikings are a terrible organization with way bigger problems than having a solid QB.
Third phase bros....
>>153239574Rams Pats that ended like 13-3
>>153239557Grubb was bad, I don't think Kubiak is hot shit but he isn't bad.
>>153239588geno smith has to be in shotgun 98% of the time. theres only so much you can do with that
>>153239522Yeah fucking retards I'll be okay with Seahawks winning it just because I hate how they threw Darnold under the bus like that
>>153239601If Mike doesn't think you're qualified you were probably doing something egregiously stupid.
in Sports Tavern discord, how come I can't talk about football anywhere? the football channel is only a bot posting news
the Thunder from Down Under
does anyone in this thread want to coach the retardinals? i think they'll take just about anyone at this point
>>153239617Idk I posted there once and people kept asking me "what's your team?" Repeatedly
>>153238846Sounds like a homosexual
>>153239617I haven't used it in months but there should be a channel that is specifically for NFL. It sounds like you're on the news channel. Scroll through the different options you'll find the right one >>153239638I'd do it if I didn't have to look at Monti Ossenfort's disgusting bald head everyday. I fucking hate bald people so much it's unreal
>>153239574Seahawks/Patriots
Drakemaye sounds like he has marbles in his mouth, did he have a stroke?
>>153239678This game and the Falcons game were the two most memorable Owls of the century. The Foles shootout a close third.
>50 air yards from Dickson
>>153239674What free agents do you see the Ravens picking up in the offseason?
>Michael Dickson punts 55 yards hanging for 5 seconds, pinning the Rasm inside the 15
>Michael Dickson drops this punt inside the 10
Drakemaye can prevent this, didn't you see what his defense did to the Toxins and Chorgers and Stiddy?
>>153239751Why was bro on the ground?
> ryback is in the Epstein files
I'm about to go on a nice Sunday cruise and I'm just realizing I haven't left the house on a Sunday for almost 5 months
>>153239767>ryback
>>153239716No clue. Some pass rush and interior O linemen would be nice but we're not exactly cap rich. I wouldn't mind bringing back Kevin Zeitler if he still wants to play
>>153239767Ryback is omnipresent
>LONG-SNAPPERS
>>153239790going to a division rival is no bueno. what a scumbag
lint kubiak will be dreaming about all the positions he'll have mendoza in at chokeland and will lose the owl
>>153239638nevermind, they had a plan b ready. interesting choice since lafleur completely failed to develop zach wilson with the jets, but apparently they think it was all on zach. which is plausible, there were reports that he didn't apply himself and acted like a brat as a rookie
Feels like a slap in the face to Mike after the cards couldn’t get Klint
>Powers the best kickers in the league in your path
>>153239112Well ol' glass ankles will probably be out of the league in a few years so you have limited opportunities to find out.
>>153239821STOP DEADNAMING THEM CHUD
Why would anyone want to join the cardinals to get spitroasted by the seahawks, rams, and 9ers 6x a season?
>>153239868a couple million dollars a year, I would imagine
>tfw normies talk about how they like watching the superbowl for the commercials
>>153239767>Rybitch's sexual preferences
>Seattle Seahawks long snapper Chris Stoll claps after a punt against the San Francisco 49ers in an NFC Divisional Round game. >yjk Big Dick NAILED it
>>153239887I just talk through the game, but I want to really see the new Nationwide Insurance commercial.
>>153239790Another guy getting an HC gig for having the mere scent of Sean McVay's ballsack on him>>153239868Mike LaFleur is going to be making roughly 10x his current salary that's why lmfao
man, yesterday i was thinking i wish this place would actually talk football but after seeing all of the retarded takes today, yeah just go back to posting second rate whores and cartoons
>>153239939>Captains the best ST in the league during the SB in your path
>>153239937Let's talk about 2026. Do you think the Dolphins will stick with Tua or will they be looking to trade up to get a high pick at QB? Right now they are at 11 and given their history I can see them trading up. I also wonder if they will lock up Achane or look to perhaps deal him for better capital.
>>153239868Money. Fame. Hookers. Blow. Free Hot Dogs.
When the superbowl ends 6-7 what happens?
>black coordinators
>>153239939>Tom Brady>Russell Wilson>Brady RussellNice script, Roger.
>>153239888
Tom Brady Russell Wilson III
minnesota more like faggotopia, holy shit you niggers SUCK
>>153239976Both teams rape bad bunny while Green Day performs basket case
>>153239979Probably the best available option on the market. I wouldn't hate it as a 49ers fan
>all the white new hiresTeams should be forced to publish their rooney rule interviewee. I'm starting to think teams aren't doing it anymore.
>>153239979no jobs left for gym shorts, kwab. hope >we don't bring his whiny ass back either
>>153238921Cause he's a faggot, wow what a fucking shocker
>>153240008Say that to their faces coward they'd literally jerk you off and finger your asshole
>>153239979Gym Shorts is going to Vegas, I guess
>>153240017>The Writer's Barely-Disguised Fetish
My berds might be good with Lafleur
>>153240019its because so many white coaches got fired. its just a carousel at this point
>>153240019>teams aren't doing it anymore.
>>153238921Why are you still using Owo?
>>153239979Was hoping for Jim Schwartz but I'm okay with this desu
>black qbs>zoomies zooming>basedboy coachesthe holy trifecta of dogshit that ruined the nfl
>He's waiting
>>153238762Happy Black History Month /nfl/
Bills: Joe BradySteelers: Mike McCarthyRavens: Jesse MinterGiants: John HarbaughFalcons: Kevin StefanskiDolphins: Jeff HafleyTitans: Robert SalehBrowns: Todd MonkenCardinals: Mike LaFleurRaiders: Klint KubiakWhat can we take away from this list? How do we think these guys will do when it comes to precision decision making?
>>153240111actually this newer generation of young autistic coaches who never even played football are changing the game for the better
>>153240161Pretty good overall. I don't like that Saleh guy, though.
>>153240161The only ones I'm 100% confident will work are Harbaugh to the Gnats and Saleh to the Tits. I don't see Joe Brady as anything more than a sidegrade in the most optimistic case. I'm not sold on Kubiak as a head coach and I'm even less sold on Mike Lafleur.
>>153240161Unironically that's next years draft order
>>153239200>because Darnold was on 2 good teams in a rowRemind me, how did those teams do without Darnold?Darnold was on 2 good teams in a row because he elevated them. Vikings and Seahawks without Darnold missed the playoffs.
>>153240161>Bills: Joe Bradynothing will change>Steelers: Mike McCarthythey might be worse and he will probably get fired again at the end of the season>Ravens: Jesse Minternothing changes>Giants: John Harbaughpotential for slight improvement>Falcons: Kevin Stefanski>Dolphins: Jeff Hafley>Titans: Robert Saleh>Browns: Todd MonkenLOL who cares>Cardinals: Mike LaFleurunless he finds a way to get murray out nothing changes>Raiders: Klint Kubiakstill a double digit loss team
OH NO NO NO WHAT IS YOU DOINGTOTAL BEARS VICTORY
The Rashid Shaheed acquisition will go down, to me, as one of the best in-season acquisitions in NFL history. On special teams alone, he ranks:>1st in return TDs (3)>3rd in PFF grade (86.4)>7th in punt return yards (339)>2nd in kickoff return YPA (33.0)Oh yeah, and all of this while ranking just 19th in total attempts with 41.
>It says here that the best QB of all time and the best head coach of all time happened to spend 20 years together. What are the odds?
The Seahawks finished the regular season atop ESPN Analytics' special teams rankings.Since then, Rashid Shaheed returned a kickoff for a touchdown -- the fifth scored by Jay Harbaugh's unit in 19 games -- and Dareke Young fell on a muffed punt.
>>153240161>Bills: Joe BradySackless, and his reliance on the VP who is a puppet for the owner will only end badly>Steelers: Mike McCarthyI feel bad for the Yinzers.>Ravens: Jesse MinterIf he were smart he'd push to draft a replacement for Lamar to either a) promote Lamar's development or b) make Lamar wilt and have the next guy ready>Giants: John HarbaughGreat move with Dart as QB.>Falcons: Kevin StefanskiThey have no QB. Probably will get fired year 2.>Dolphins: Jeff HafleySee above.>Titans: Robert SalehWhat a dumb fucking decision he made. Literally the same situation he had with the JEST but somehow with a worse owner.>Browns: Todd MonkenCould work given Shadeur has balls and they have a set defense.>Cardinals: Mike LaFleurNo QB. No hope.>Raiders: Klint KubiakHe could make Mendoza a threat, but the division he's in will probably get him fired year 2.
>This guy walks into the club, slaps your gf's ass, and says your PFF grade isn't high enough to pull a girl like herWhat do?
>>153240226>3rd in PFF grade (86.4)
>>153240263Call ICE
>>153240226I wish that my Saints were able to use him better during his time here but I'm glad that he's gotten a chance to shine in some actual meaningful football.
>>153239979noooooo it's over and the season hasn't even started yet
>>153238939This is correct. /thread
>>153240348I love how now /nfl/ has to invent ways to justify that Darnold now is somehow elite.
>>153240112>coaches a top 10 all time ST in your path
>>153240381Typed by a man who pretends Herbert, Stroud, and Stidham aren't dogshit
>>153240410If only Allen, Jackson, and Burrow hadn't choked and Bo Nix wasn't a glass ankle'd meme... you got me there.
(Smelling) Salt Bae
>>153239483depends on how responsible Kubiak was for our blocking. We have kind of a meh o-line but our blocking scheme is as solid as it is on defense. If that's all Mike we're doing great without Klint.
>>153240461
>>153240480Those teams in big games... whatever happened there?
>>153240480I forgot that LT scored 31 tuddies in a season
>>153240199>Frog Chik Fil A.pngit was Chic Fil A, right? I remember wondering how to pronouce it when driving by one in Florida on vacation as a kid. why would i have trouble pronouncing 'chick'?...makes no sensei hate mandela effect people, but this one bothers me.
Dang Seahawks ST are really good
>/nfl/ still talking about my RammiesNice to see that their notoriety has increased over this past decade. They're getting lumped into the general LA sports hate machine.
>>153239574the game hasn't been played yet. The Broncos/Seahawks owl was supposed to be an all time classic of a historically good offense vs a historically good defense and was a tensionless blowout less than 30 seconds in
>>153240546Human memory is fragile and we, by nature, fill in holes with what we 'know'.
>>153240337Morris is a good DC, would've preferred Schwartz but he was the next best option. Way better than Gus Bradley that's for sure, and considering that he's already had 2 HC stints he's unlikely to be poached moving forward
KEK
>>153240579>FBISo did they really cover up all that or were they Reffie tier intelligence?
>>153240579These are the people who think Cleveland isn't in the Midwest
>>153240556being one of the top 3 teams and losing a close championship game means you're relevant to the owl conversation still>>153240609they were part of the coverup at least
>>153240618Obviously, given everything released that wasn't redacted with 'not credible' is completely fucking horrifying given everything we now now.
>>153240579These Epstein files just make me wonder how many wealthy, successful, famous people beyond Taylor Swift browse 4chan
>>153238762Nepotism is getting out of control and NFL needs to step in. You got a son of a coach being hired and two people in the LaFleur family I mean come on guys.
>>153240642We know the Giants owner was directly mentioned, any others? Woody Johsnon, Kraft, and the Walmart family should be in there probably the FBI is illegally redacting their names.
>>153240579Drunk sconnies BTFO
>Flores making 6mil per with the Vikings Not bad unc
>>153240670Russel Wilson too. He fits the Epstein profile of new money cornball who desperately wants to go to degen parties like old money but is unlikable or just a total square that repels actual party animals.
>>153240652Football coaching all the way down is still seen as an inherited thing. Even my high school coach retired and gave the job to his son who he'd been prepping for the role for a decade before. One of the last true jobs that goes from father to son. But that's how a good portion of NFL teams are. Clarence Hackensack Mara bought the Giants for 1,000 dollars and the promise to move them to New Jersey.
>>153240559>Human memory is fragile and we, by nature, fill in holes with what we 'know'.im feeling creeped out by this now...just remembered in highschool, I took my wife on our first date to chic fil a and a movie...and we took pictures of each other on our shitty flip phone cameras. of course the name isnt present...lizard people did this
>>153240689Given his desire to be in that world and past with Trump, shocking that Brady wasn't in them. I imagine Giselle knew and kept him from it.
>>153240689What would moot be like at an Epstein party?
>president is skipping the owl because the halftime performer makes him butthurtembarassing
Bitchknees sure does love bringing up politics
>>153240713gay bottom but treated gently because he's a client/asset
>>153240713Main course.>>153240722I think he's more worried about the booing and high chance he'll shit his pants in public again. It's why the Dems hid Biden.
>>153240722I liked how he was asked about it and he's like "I don't know who he is, I don't like him"
>>153240733We're discuss crimes NFL owners committed and how the President will not be attending the Super Bowl halftime show. Why do these subjects bother you?
>>153240684>>153240736What are your thoughts on this evolutionary family? I want a neutral opinion.
>>153240753Fuck off faggot
>>153240713
Lol thanks Schefty
>>153240722It's alright, Sam will deliver the Lombardi to the oval.
>>153240766You need to free yourself from such binary thinking. This genny is filled with "Pats Bad Seahawks Good", which is bullshit.
>>153240762Poor man's Ralts-Kirla-Gardevior just there for a certain type of fapper.
>>153240785Fuck off faggot
Pats Bad Seahawks Good
>>153240642>>153240670>tripfag reading comprehension
Pats mid, Seahawks good
>>153240786Not even Psychic type tho
>>153240785Pats BadSeahawks BadAll teams sucked this year, name one good team this year, you can't.
>>153240337It's a pretty good hire anon
>>153240817The Jags
>>153240546It's Chick-Fil-A, I just made a typo. You're probably misremembering because "chic" is a word
>>153240337It's a legit hire tbqh.
He would win a SB by his second year.
>>153240820Jags are never good
>Jags are never ACK
My jags would booty blast either super is team
>>153240837Too bad he died in 2022
>>153240834>Pokemon always seemed like something only spastics enjoyedThis is very accurate. Anime is gay tho.
This is now a DUUUUUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAL thread.
>>153240853the seahawks beat the jags 20-12
>>153240853AND STILL
>>153240853@grok is this true?
>>153240834You just had to be there in 1999.
>>153240827>"chic" is a wordyeah, exactly...the word i had trouble pronouncing. which is weird to me that i would have had trouble pronouncing 'chick'. but it's either some alternate timeline convergence, lizard people or faulty memory. im going with lizard people.
>>153240888pretty much yeah.
>>153240762Worst of the three paldean starters. Least cute first form, most forgettable middle form, least powerful final form. A shame because I have a water type starter bias.
i was going to post every ring but fuck that its too many postshttps://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/28360921/every-super-bowl-championship-ring
>>153240834>>153240888I have a distinct memory of buying Yellow at target at the same time as Americana and my mom getting pissed at the lyrics on the drive home kek.
lifelong us12 here is this genny always this boring
>>153240834I'd call you a contrarian faggot, but the games themselves have been mediocre at best for over a decade now and 99% of the licensed stuff (anime, movies, etc.) is garbage.
>Brady's (supreme ball knower) pick for DRotY
>>153240947I liked not being autistic so I didn't have to choose one or the other.
Everyone wanted the Walmart bowl
>>153240934Yes, unless the iggles are losing.
>>153240934What are you talking about? This is top tier football discussion. Almost 30 year old anime for children, politics, rare frogs, it doesn't get much better than this.
since 2005 the seahawks have appeared in 20% of all super bowls
I'm not autistic but I was deep into Pokemon when I was 6 and everyone getting into Yu Gi Oh when I was 8 made me vicerally hate trends, fads, advertisements and consumerism even to this day.
>Gutting the Hawkies' staff>Stealing Shaheed in FAYeah it's all coming together for my Raidies
>>153241011I don't think the rammies will be poaching anyone.
>>153241011How did that work out for them last off season
>>153241011Fix that fucking offensive line, then we'll talk
>>153241011>>153241018Oh sorry, my brain simply can't parse good thinks happening to Oakland.
>>153240960Is it even a question?
>>153240834>I never once gave a shit about Pokemon in my entire lifehow old were you in 98/99? i was like 10, but had already started my 'that's kid shit' phase and was into Korn and 'tough guy' things. I don't shit on Pokemon fans since i still have a box of TMNTs from my younger days
Everything about the Vikings makes so much sense after finding out their GM was Somalian
>>153241022Last off season? It went great, it wasn't til they had to play games that they started having problems.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_6kGluvINg&t=2sWill Darnold shit his pants next week?
>>153241011
Shawho?
I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT A WITCHIN HOUR BROS
If he somehow manages to turn this shit franchise around, he’s the goat on and off the field
Sean McVay>Coke head/stimulant junkie Kyle Shanahan>Midlife crisis and backwards hatsMike Macdonald>Literally autistic Redpill me on the MiLF.
Word of warning: The more you try to bring N9ne down, the more powerful he becomes. I'll be enjoying your humiliation when my Kangz are hoisting the Lombardi a year from now.
>>153241038Browns faggot had a lot of tackles tho
>>153240968if you didnt like pokemon in the 90s you were the autistic one
>>153241079Is that when the wins become losses and you just lost the game?
I was into Final Fantasy 7 and 8, and Legend of Dragoon instead of PokemonGo football and whatever
>>153241081He made the dumb decision to hire Carroll...
>>153240986
>>153241142I thought the Patriots played a weak schedule - I AM SO CONFUSED OMFG
>>153241139He wanted Mike Vrabal but Mark didn’t want anymore Patriot coaches. Now Mark is giving full control to Brady an Spytek
>>153241081>Superbowl caliber OC as the HC>Bowers, Crosby and Jeanty>drafting the Heisman/CFP champ>GOAT of football supervising everything If the Raider can't do anything with that Mark Davis should be forced to sell the team
>>153241105He's actually good when he's healthy. I predict a breakout year incoming.
>>153241142>>153241162So NOW September games count?
>>153241164Fair enough. Vrabes was never going to go to another spot without a QB tho. It's why the Salah thing is so fucking stupid unless he wants to retire and looking to pick up one more payday from the Tits.
>>153241172kek
>>153241105His mechanics suck and he has shit for brains. Good luck with all that
How the fuck did Luther Burden last until pick #40? I had him as a mid 1st rounder talent wise, he was easily one of the best receivers in the draft. TMac and Travis Hunter were the only receivers better than him.
>>153241189>Vikings playing the Ravens This color match up annoys me
>>153241176Well do they align with my argument?
>>153241091>>anime>DBZ+Digimon>>cards>Yu Gi Oh>>games >Budokai 2/3+Digimon Rumble Arena 2all sounds like garbage to me. no anime, we played euchre or poker at lunch, and played madden or Tekken after school. but my brother in law, whos younger grew up on dbz/pokemon. to each their own. no since shitting on people's enjoyment
>>153241207Gundam and Cowboy Bebop chads looked down on you.
>>153241207>no anime>TekkenI don't think you really paid much attention to what Tekken actually was
>>153241172>he didn't play Pokemon StadiumLmfao
>>153241232>I don't think you really paid much attention to what Tekken actually wasreskinned mortal kombat, and could never hold a candle to my favorite...but my friends were playstation guys
>>153241105>>153241175>He's actually good whe-BONK!
>>153241172>i played was snap on n64 which i only rented because it said you shot pokemonagain you were the autistic one
I'm so bored today lads
>>153241260>reskinned mortal kombatAre you fucking retarded my guy?
*picks Oddjob*
>>153241286He's based actually, fightans are all the same.
>>153241274Same. I refuse to watch Apeball.
>>153241172damn look at that gun barrel!
>2nd half kickoffs should be happening right now
>>153241299
>>153241172Most American post
>>153241324A retarded 7 year old is still a retard anon. I don't know what to tell you.
>>153241286>Are you fucking retarded my guy?he looks familiar...from the true king of fighters
>>153238762Alright 1 week out, make your predictions, pats or seahawks?
No Chiefs in the super bowl, no care. Simple as.
>>153241314>>2nd half kickoffs should be happening right now>Shaheed should be scoring right now
Is Jimbo a cool name for a cat?
>>153241347Pats by 2
>>153241315>no my button masher is different
>>153241347hawks will rape
>>153241347This but Pats-Seahawks
>>153241366You don't know ball brother. It's okay.
>>153241347Sneedhawks, by at least 2 scores.
>>153241347Sneedhawks, 17-13
>>153241347Darnold destroys Fake Gaye and beanfags bitch about refs
>>153241172>i liked the TV show but not the actual card game. the only video game i played was snap on n64 which i only rented because it said you shot pokemon. i thought they meant with guns but you shoot them with a camera. i had friends over and looked like a gay dumb retard. it's been 30 years and I'm still fucking madkids are mean. my oldest started school during covid and did all school remotely. the kids decided to play Pokemon together after school..my kid hadn't played before and made his own cards with colored pencils and got laughed at. about beat up some some kindergartners that day
>>153241405>my kid hadn't played before and made his own cards with colored pencils and got laughed atThats on you for not stopping that at home
>>153241405>papa, please, I will be attacked, just one booster pack father...
>>153241142kill yourself
I am rooting for the Raiders. I like comeback stories and they have a lot of potential. I got all my laughs out at Pete and Geno, I'm ready to celebrate a big turnaround.>>153241091Didn't have a handheld that young, missed Pokemon but I watched the TV show religiously. It completely failed to sell a copy of the game. I didn't even recognize it as 'anime' and for me the first "real anime" I watched was Code Geass when it first aired. Special shout out to Power Rangers, my true first anime love.>cardsI played with playing cards desu. Obscure ass versions of slapjack and rummy once we realized how basic shit like war and go fish was. I got big into MTG in high school but I saw what YGH and pokemon cards would involve and dodged it.>gamesI played a lot of AoE 1 when I was 4. I didn't know anything about how the economy worked or any strategy, I just got as far as I could through improvisation and used cheat units when I was about to lose.
>>153241467and there it is
>>153241467THEY ARE ALL FUCKING WHITE MALES!!
>>153241495I forgot scalpers existed. My condolences anon.
>>153241442>Thats on you for not stopping that at homewasn't home...got deemed essential. wife didn't know any better
>>153241043I was in third grade and was very into it. Loved the games, the cards, the show, played pokemon games on playground with other kids, dressed as a pokemon for Halloween. Not gonna lie I was a simp as a kid. Still probably am to an extent.
>>153241467coward
>>153241527being a first responder doesnt excuse your bad parenting bro.
>>153241467ROONEY RULE: CANCELLED
off-season /nfl/ is best /nfl/
More like the Redden Rule.
>>153241549>being a first responder doesnt excuse your bad parenting bro.but there were burgers to cook and beds to sleep in. think we even got a call for a burnt bag of popcorn. but yeah, if i would've been there...i would of stopped him or ran out and bought him a pack of cards. wife didn't know what Pokemon was other than the tv show. still proud of him though, his home made cards looked great
DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GOODELL! NO BLACK HEADCOACHES WERE HIRED!!
>He wouldn't go out and buy his son a meta tier 1 deck with some nice Dragon Shield sleevesngmi
>>153241590I don't think there's much you could've done. Kids will face embarrassment like that eventually, just make sure he doesn't associate it with all artistic endeavors, he sounds like a creative kid
KWABOTY Final Standings:1. Bill Belichick*2. Minnesota Vikings3. Josh Allen4. Black QBs*Contender for KWABOAT
>>153241018He's got rammies on the brain
>>153241640Still tony
>>153241648It just feels like yesterday.
>>153241467>10 white coachesFootball wins
>>153241467>all these posts pretending Saleh is White
>>153241654As a formerly dead man I am here to tell you guys not to end your life with an unwanted brat to support. Use (my company) brand condoms.
>>153241688Next weekend will be miserable, until it won't be.
>>153241708Missed him. So 9 whites and a sand white
>>153241708Arabs are white I had sex with one and she had pink nipples
>>153241559It's terrible because I can't kek at black qbs until the draft.
scared, guttyboys?
>>153241659Well it was a week ago so that's not surprising
Russ
>>153241798BRAH
Where the fuck is my OC you piece of trash?
>>153240960Maye is going to dunk 3 buckets over this guys head just like he did to the Texans
>>153241821Maye won't even throw one
>>153241708According to the US government, Arabs are white
>>153241833He's a top mvp candidate, he's throwing 3 at the bare minimum. Stafford threw 8 tds and 0 ints against that sorry ass secondary this season
>>153241508>the rooney rule has become and absolute jokeit always was
>Maye is going to dunk 3 buckets over this guys head just like he did to the TexACK
>>153241757>advanced stats nerd
>>153241821Right to Spoon on his first of three interceptions for the day :)
>HELL OF A PLAYER: Seattle Seahawks rookie safety Nick Emmanwori was special against the Rams in the NFC championship game.Emmanwori had five total tackles, two tackles for loss, and three PDs.>Nick only allowed 2 catches for 8 yards on five targets
Every team that didnt hire a black coach is going to regret it
Shanahan hired his butt buddy to be DC. Will still build his offense around his declining butt buddy HB. This will be nepo Kyle's 10th season with not a damn thing to show for it
Seahawks defense against Stafford this season:1 sack8 tds allowed0 turnovers 320 yards allowed through the air>s-seattles defense is ELITE!
>>153241968and the rams still lost to them
>>153241968Seahawks defense against Stafford this season: 2-1
>>153241968>against StaffordAnd the retard exposes himself. The Seahawks did not face "Stafford" in a vacuum.>>153241997Another retard. The Rams' defense/special teams lost those games, not Stafford
>Sorry Russ, #3 is mine now
>despite the loss
>>153241986>>153241997>>153241986And why was that? Was it because the Rams special teams/secondary is hot garbage?
>>153242023I would simply be good at all three phases.
Just realized one of the reasons the Chiefs brought back Bienemy instead of going after someone better like Kingsbury is because they’re planning on drafting Jeremiyah Love and want EB to develop him
How are we feeling, 12s?I've been a Seahawks and Mariners fan long enough. I know not to get too cocky or comfortable. I believe in my boys but I also have to prepare myself to have my heart broken again.Also too many patches.
Just saw Emmanwori lock up Puka and Adams and mf talkin bout put “Hunter Henry” in a 1on1 with Nickxd
>McVay Coaching TreeBengals HC Zac TaylorViking HC Kevin O'ConnellCardinals HC Mike LaFleurJaguars HC Liam Coen (one year stint w/ Bucs, hired as their OC bc his time with Baker in LA)>Shanahan Coaching TreePackers HC Matt LaFleur Titans HC Robert Saleh>Mike MacDonald Coaching TreeRaiders HC Klint Kubiak (Former Shanahan OC)>Playoff ResumesMcVay (1 Owl, 2 appearances, 3 NFCCG)Shanahan (0 Owls, 2 appearances, 4 NFCCG)Macdonald (? Owls, 1 appearance, 1 NFCCG)>This postseasonNFC South winner defeated by RamsNFC North winner defeated by RamsNFC East winner defeated by NinersBoth West wild cards defeated by SeattleKNEEL TO THE BEST DIVISION IN FOOTBALL
>rams special teams is dogshit>shaheed is available at the trade deadline>they do nothing about it>get bumped from the playoffs because special teams continue to be dogshitpoverty organization
>>153242044Nigga Tom Brady was on the Jimmy Fallon show talking about Nick Emmanwori bro. not even gonna be droy fuck the league
Burrow and Allen need to request a trade.
>>153242017I’m rewatching the NFC chip game right… Russ was my guy but that #3 might belong to Nick Emmanwori if we win the bowl. Youngbul like that.. as a rookie!!!!
>Of the 10 NFL head coaching vacancies in this cycle, no black coaches were hired, drawing backlash from several league reporters and former players.>"10 vacancies. Not 1 Black hire. 1 Black OC. We got a pipeline problem,” former NFL defensive back Darius Butler said.>"This has been a brutal cycle for diversity in coaching efforts,” NFL reporter Judy Battista said.
Places don't ACTUALLY drug test anymore right? I mean, it's just a little marijuana vape to help my back pain at night. I realize that the USPS is subject to federal law, but like, are they really gonna pee test for a part time carrier?Anyway, go Broncos
my vikies will be back next year
>>153242050>Shanahan (0 Owls, 2 appearances, 4 NFCCG)
>>153242041>I've been a Seahawks and Mariners fan long enough.right...
Burrow and Allen need to request this bussy
>>153242066Burrow will next offseason, Allen never will
Feel so bad for the cards. Oldest franchise and can’t be saved. Has their owner been found in the Epstein files? Atleast the jets have that
>>153242021That's not what I said at all. I'm saying the Rams offense is more than just "Stafford", it's also the best offensive mind in the NFL, a top-5 OL, and the all-time leader in receiving yards per game. The Rams were the #1 offense in the league and scored 20+ in 18 of 20 games
>>153242101Cardinals still have more fans than the Rams though
>>153242050>NFC North had 3 playoff teams last year>Didn't win a single playoff game>Lost to three different teamsThe absolute state of the NFCN
>>153242113
This week is going to feel so fucking long. No football until the owl and I have to train not one but two new hires at work. One is the friend of a guy we just fired so I'm guessing he'll be gone before I know it and the other is a recovering fenthead with no teeth.
>>153242074>We got a pipeline problemYou got a candidate quality problem.
>>153242206Use the time to start a family
Just realized the date today. Someone wake me up in 4 weeks.
at least the Kangz still have blaize and louie
>>153242206>I have to train not one but two new hires at work.Don't put any extra effort in. I've made that mistake for too long. Unless you're the boss, it doesn't matter to you in the end.
>>153242220I knew Emmanwori before the Seahawks knew who he was. Said he'd be a great fit in Macdonald's defense. I also knew Zabel was going to be a steal
>I told Aaron, 'If you felt strongly enough to do this, you must've had a reason. I'Il get you the best defense attorney!' I just wanted him to know we'd support him.Seems reasonable. Carry on
>>153242217And there it is
>when can i get away from this succubus whore and get back to mina
>>153242262Yeah, (((he))) would know about getting away with major crimes. Just ask the illegal alien masseuse he raped in Miami.
>>153242259>stealis that really the right label for the 18th overall pick, second guard off the board?
>Seahawks lose in tragic fashion yet again
>Going to the Supewr Bowl? Oh no. Cant do that. The halftime show doesnt like me!What a FUCKING BITCH lol
>>153242282Yeah steal isn't really the right word. Just knew he was going to be good because of his senior bowl performance he was winning every rep against a very good d line class. He went from a fringe 4th rounder up to 1st round because of it. That's why I like th senior bowl, you find a bunch of diamond in the rough type of players
>>153242290you think those things pop and her eyebrows shoot off if she sneezes too hard?
>>153242301left looks like herbert oddly enough.
>>153242269Imagine the sex :3
i love jenny
Rookie Nick Emmanwori's birthday is on Saturday. >To celebrate he will get ____________
>>153242300I agree with that. FCS play has gotten better in this era of NIL, and schools like NDSU are generating quality NFL players. Senior Bowl lets players from that level of play shine.
>>153242327>in clothesyeah, and ridiculous without.
>>1532423381 TFL, 2 PBUs, 7 TOT
>>153238807>kickoffs
>>153242337Any love for Ryback?
This place is a ghost town when everyone else is out of contention
>>153242381Good for them
This bussy is a ghost town when everyone else is out of stamina
>>153242290dont care how much plastic surgery she has had i would let her fart in my mouth and id ask for seconds
>>153242381there isn't much going on until sunday
I'm having a Drake Maye induced melty help
>>153242050basically a third of the league
>>153242372Not until the next thread.
>>153242381It's the off-season for 30 teams
>>153242416TOUCHDOWN
WARRIOOOOOOOORS
mmmmmmmmmmmmwwwwwwwwuuuuuuuuaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh the new thread >>153242459
And that's the game
>>153239751giant hat - stupidsunglasses on backwards over ears - it's a fucking night gamefat gold rope - lame, tiredgiant logo of some sort on fat gold rope - stupidteam jersey - fineteam jacket - fineTrying too hard. 2/10
>>153241476Raiders are going fucking nowhere except for maybe more wins than the Chiefs next year. How many coaches have the Raiders gone through in the past decade? Kubiak would be making a huge fucking mistake if he went for that job, he'll be lucky to still have it the way the fucking organization has been run.
>>153241968AND STAT PADFORD LOST TO THEM TWICE!Keep coping faggot.
>>153242041>long enoughBeen a fan of both since 2002 and I think that's not long enough, but hey, I've suffered many seasons for the Ms.
>>153242051oh I eagerly await the day the rasm fire their GM.
>>153242113say it ain't so!
>>153242338a png for ants
>>153243827second largest city in the United State btw
>>153243771Because Sean McVay is allergic to good special teams. Doesn't change the fact that any half decent QB has shredded them this year.
