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I'm gonna have a melty induced Kiwi
My Cancun Rammies :)
You guys remember when Filthy said they would repeat?
>right about Tua>right about Stephen Ross>right about KwesiHe won.
>if Sam Darnold doesn't turn over the ball in the owl and wins then he'll become only the third super bowl winning QB to go an entire post season without a turnover
Damn...we finna gotta change the racism in dey sport
>>153242459>ELITE special teams in your path
>>153242503He should be HC of my Ravens right now but instead we got some dork manlet. It ain't right
>>153242538need to zoom out and start adding coaches kek
kickoff 1 week from NOWactually probably in like 10 min but whatever
>>153242538Who was the OC?
>>153242572I'll give you 10 minutes *bends over*
>>153242572>And here we go, the start of superbowl 60, Shaheed for the return and HE MAKES A MAN MISS OH MY HE'S GOING TO DO IT AGAIN AN INCREDIBLE START ONCE AGAIN FOR THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS>*collinsorth chortle*
>>153242538
Super Bowl match up is set:>Seahawks will beat the PatriotsThis week:>WELL ACKTUAKLLY the Pats COULD beat the SeahawksNext week:>The Patriots will DEMOLISH the Seahawks
>is he right?
>>153242654kek what a homosexual psychopath
>>153242654Yes but this is the only time he's been right
>>153242717What is her skin condition?
>>153242654he feels the same way about men, doesn't he?
>>153242654this zesty fruit isn't fooling anyone
>>153242727Lotioned, otherwise it gets the hose again.
>>153242717>volumetric measurementsfucking foids
>>153242717>doesn't get nakedGreat and thank you
>>153242654>man in his 40s >single>rich and charismaticHe's gay
>>153242760>has 9 kidsgtd he knows maybe 2 of their names.
Would dem Boyz be in contention for KWABOTY if DLaw wins a ring a year after saying he would never win a ring with Dallas
>>153242794Still Trevor Kelso and his witch wife
>>153242654
>>153242806>jigsaw looking bitchMy gf mogs
Who want to play a game with me this Superbowl? For every score the Patriots get, I will cheer onceFor every score the Seahawks get, I will boo onceWho's with me?
>>153242717she forgot the cinnamon and nutmeg
>>153242820ywnbaw
>>153242717Glyphosates and other poison in her food
I'm having a rape-induced melty
>>153242760I don't doubt that he has 9 kids, my question is whose are they and why does this weirdo have them? Somebody needs to cross reference some milk cartons.
>>153242829Every time the Patriots score I take a shotEvery time the Seahawks score I take a bong rip
>>153242837>t. banana bread casual
>>153242989Not interested in your grief group
>>15324296024 bong rips and 1 shot
>can cum in 9 women>can't have feelings for themHe's a black self-hating gay. Probably thought about Julius Peppers each time.
Why did Payton have a Bo induced melty?
>>153242472Gisele is sending creampie pics again..poor/lucky guy, depending on your kinks
SBMVP
>>153242472He's bored or something while his 12yo son gets raised by a jiu jitsu instructor
>>153243065Nooo there are more important things than family like being in the entertainment industry
>>153242654>is he right?not completely right. i got a chubby girl bro that i don't want...but she wants me. but overall yes, he's right in repeating a known fact
All of you sicken me. Get a life. Sam fucking Darnold and you're still glued to this. Damn.
is Justin at the Grammys?
>>153242909Youngblood…
>>153243065damn the Eagles are finished>no OC>no DC>Jersey Shore dago doofus as HCit's so over. And after what the filthy fans did to Patullo no one of note is ever going to want to work there again.
>>153243080Being friends with girls is a privilege of attractive guys. You can treat them like people instead of putting them on a pedestal. And women are magnetized to the dick they already have. So they don't care about you that way.
>>153243065Is that for this off season or next one?
>>153243065kek that fat old fuck waited until they couldn't get anyone worth a shit to drop thisI guess he heard about the Flores contract and decided to try to get a raise himself
>>153243162Corporate tool
Watching silence of the lambs, feels very Green Bay Packers coded. like all the characters are Green Bay Packers fans.
>>153243162why did she put oven mitts on to put a cold bowl into the oven?
>>153243125>And women are magnetized to the dick they already have. So they don't care about you that way.kek...>O is for other, P is for people, scratch your temple>The last P, well, that's not that simpleused to have a kink for OPP. still do, but used to as well
>>153243197Well that's very low IQ. buddhists would say you have a few more cycles to go.
>>153243162disgusting creature
>>153243207Doesn't make sense but thanks
>>153243224Namaste your bussy instead
Play clock at 5
>>153243211>Well that's very low IQ. buddhists would say you have a few more cycles to go.it was a live action video game. 'hey anon, you're a good friend...i dont like that my bf does this this this' collect the clues, adapt a new persona/say the right things. bang her. then....'why don't you want to be monogamous?' cause you just cheated on your boy with me. rinse/repeat. miss those days
>>153243246>WOW TOM KRAFT SUDDENLY WINSEpstein win
>>153243207the bowl has handles. all she had to do was grab it by the handles and place it on the rack instead of holding it by the bottom of the bowl
>>153243260Ok idk what this is and glad I don't. Couple more cycles for you
Pass is INTERCEPTED AT THE GOAL LINE!
>Andrew Beaton of the Wall Street Journal reports that the league has fined the Seahawks $5 million in 2025 for failure to comply with ownership requirementsapparently it is against the rules for a team to be owned by a trust for some reason
>>153243280Ryback would never
my joshie :)
>>153242571bucs will keep Bowels until Arians dies.
>>153242459not yet retard
>>153243299will never sniff an AFCCG again
>>153243125>Being friends with girls is a privilege of attractive guysYou are totally delusional. Most men who are friends with women are in the friendzone and will stay there forever
>>153243312you are going to be disappointed with your shitty take.
>>153243314What's crazy is that wasn't even close to his worst fumble of the year.
>>153243286More like they're in trouble for owning the rest of their division too, lmao
>>153243321This. But with your mirror instead of anons shitty take.
>>153243310
>>153243335I'm not worried about it, but you are definitely sweaty over it.
>>153243322I watched Sinners and y'all made that scene like a 10,000x bigger deal than it was. It was like 4 seconds and then... I won't spoil it
>>153243330oh carlos
>>153243331
>>153243345Your buzzwords have no effect on me you ugly ass piece of shit.
>>153243357you are lying, Joshie will haunt and crush your dreams for years to come, especially if you are a low IQ black Lameme fan.
>>153243369No one cares about the AFC, especially your parents.
>>153243349what's with all the Allen shilling today?
blacks hate Josh Allen because he destroyed all of the >black qb records. It's obvious as fuck. Just a bunch of fragile black bois that are zesty.
>>153243381>pass interference>...>on the offense
>>153243387Josh Allen hates Josh Allen because he's a perennial loser.
>>153243387Blacks hate Josh Allen because he's such a bitchmade faggot that when a guy tried to bump helmets with him, he flopped. Anyone with a brain should hate him.He then went on to lose and cried at the podium because he thought he was owed a Super Bowl victory.
>>153243387Why does everything here always go back to weird little comments about race and homosexuality?
>>153243395Lameme is worthless and got his coach fired that let him pad his stats against shit teams. Nobody wanted Lameme and and Balitpoor got stuck with him.
>>153243410Outside of Mahomes he's the best the NFL has got though. He should have won MVP last year.
>Lamar out of NOWHERE
>>153243387I'm just tired of the fucking excuses>>153243394I swear after the kino of that ending refs started calling OPI twice a game
>>153243410Again, no one cares about your dinky little fuck stick AFC East division. Jesus Christ kill yourself you fucking loser.
>>153243421Josh Allen should have won it for 3 years, but had to give Lameme 2x DEI MVPs because all 'journalists' are commies.
>>153243437your division is literally the worst division in football and is only propped up by the Steelers being a historical legendary team. Browns lol, Bengals LOL, Ravens LMAO
The NFL season is nearly over
>>153243457it ended a month ago retard.
>>153243449>Ravens LMAOMore rangz than your poverty franchise
>>153243457Good you lonely frog faggot
>>153243314Why did he do it bros
whoever gets the most points will win the super bowl
>>153243463the one time the ravens won a super bowl a white man was qb that lived off of pass interference flags.
>>153243473Fact check: true with appropriate context
>this is the century the hawks win the owl >this is the decade the hawks win the owl >this is the year the hawks win the owl >this is the month the hawks win the owl --YOU ARE HERE-- >this is the week the hawks win the owl >this is the day the hawks win the owl >this is the hour the hawks win the owl >this is the minute the hawks win the owl >this is the second the hawks win the owl >this is the millisecond the hawks win the owl >this is the microsecond the hawks win the owl >this is the nanosecond the hawks win the owl >this is the picosecond the hawks win the owl >this is the femtosecond the hawks win the owl >this is the attosecond the hawks win the owl >this is the zeptosecond the hawks win the owl >the hawks won the owl
>>153243403No joke, Josh Allen might actually be the biggest cuck bitch in the league. He...>cried emotional tears over his girlfriend getting fucked by a black guy in some film>cried at the podium after losing a divisional playoff game>flops at every opportunity completely shamelessly>openly begs and cheers for flags all game after he fucks up a play>believes the weird media narrative that the Bills deserve to win because they're just so heckin' wholesomeThe Bills and their fanbase deserve the purgatory that they're getting this coming season and in their future for not calling out Josh Allen on this behavior. Behavior like this infects an entire organization. Cowardice is a disease.
>>153243486Based.
>>153243065Inb4 Eagles end up getting Jim Schwartz
>>153243502Fangio and Schwartz are great DCs thoughbeit, it would be a sidegrade
>>153243473Thank you booger, very cool
>>153243483actually we are now in the week, time to update
>>153243457get litty UFL is almost here
in 7 days from now its in the 2nd quarter of the super bowlwhat is the score?
>>153243535Hawks up 14-10
>>153243535patriots 10-3
How do I actually make webms? I want to make a webm of compilation of Josh Allen's flops to spread the word of gospel.
>all of the seahawks and patriots fans are out protesting ICE>nobody else cares>Super Bowl will 'break ratings' recorduh huh
>>153243473then explain why my reffies win every super bowl
>>15324353510-7....Patriots
>>153243543dont, make an mp4
>>153243528I might watch it this year unironically
>>153243541>>153243542i will be shocked if the patriots have 10 pts in the first half
>>153243510Yes. I don't want the Eagles to be good lol
>>153243544>he thinks Patriots fans share significant overlap with leftiesAbsolute top kek. You've never been to a Boston sports game, have you? I'm a Patriots fan and I'm not out protesting ICE. I'm cheering them on. There is a subsection of liberal casuals who "support sportsball teehee", but they're not the actual fans.
>>153243584Fuck ICE, and fuck you
>>153243593Based bradysknee
>>153243572If they do it'll be thanks to a defensive score, like ball tipped at the line pick 6
>>153243593Fuck illegals and fuck you. A legal process exists you lazy cunts.
>>153243583that's why I support them making Jalen Hurts their franchise qb
>>153243593ha ha retard
Remember when Reddit memewar subs came together to protest ice? You are on the wrong side of history chuds!
I hope my raiders can get Gym Shorts, would be a great Graham replacement!
mariners bros...>Eugenio Suárez has agreed to a one-year, $15-million deal with the Cincinnati Reds, according to multiple reports.
>>153243610
> cheering on ice “Yes fat beaners from Texas come into my majority white neighborhood and shoot my neighbors please!”
>>153243638Wrong thread
>>153243639Nice image of yourself, retard. How do illegal boots taste? How many have you taken into your home you hypocritical NIMBY fuckwad?
>>153243647at least im talking about sports instead of politics and posting frogs
>>153243543What the other guy said, do an mp4 modern compression is pretty good and there's a chance you'll be able to download it as mp4 natively so you won't actually have to worry about converting it. Just chopping it up and keeping it under 4mb if you want to post it here.
>>153243654NIMBY? Do you even know what that means lmao. There are plenty of illegals in the city I live in, they don’t bother me. Maybe it’s different in your two stoplight town.
>>153243657And yet that's still sad.
>>153242591they count mike mcdaniel as black
>>153243665>two stoplight townProbably lives in a fly over and just jumped in the Patriot bandwagon in the 10's
Kekhttps://youtu.be/TfP_jwdVfRQ
>>153243646ICE being poorly trained and having these handful of shitty incidents is a direct result of Democrats irresponsibly flooding unworkable numbers of illegals into the country. Their blood is unironically on Democrat hands. If they had done their civic duty and never let them in, we wouldn't have to flood states with droves of undertrained ICE agents to get them all out.>>153243665Yes, do you? The mentality is the exact same for faggots like you. "Oh it's fine if illegals vaguely live somewhere in my city as long as it's someone else's problem. But not in my backyard, not where I live." Same exact mentality.Anyways, fuck all faggot libtards(Youngcuck and bradysknee) unironically backing illegals. Go Patriots.
>>153243676Baseball is not a sport, its a hobby
>CJ stroud wants to be paid 55 million dollars
>>153243688I live in Massachusetts and have been a fan long enough that I have a Bledsoe jersey. Nice try, though.
>>153243698he is eligible for a contract and that is the going rate for franchise QBs, so of course he wants it. but the Texans would be retarded to give it to him when they could just pay him on the 5th year option.
Bo Nix isn’t a Yes Man like Brees was. Payton and him are gonna clash many times. Get the feeling the broncos are gonna be a shitstorm in the foreseeable future.
>>153243695You were psyoped by Epstein.
>>153243708Western, MA douche bag pretending he isn't a flyover
>>153243698You'd think after Tua, Watson, Murray, etc teams would learn, but they never do.
>>153243708> he lives in Quincy
>>153243733>>153243691It is a bit ridiculous he chimped out and fired his OC just because Nix got injured. They made it to the AFCCG after all
Seahawks are gonna win 21-17. Kenneth Walker Super Bowl mvp with 2 touchdowns
>>153243743Quincy would be generous. Probably lives in New Hampshire now.
>>153243764Imagine being gentrified out of Quincy
>proven fat mexican trying to gaslight that I'm not "authentically coastal" enough because I won't cheer on illegals flooding into cities or sleeping in rows of sleeping bags on the ground floor of Logan>tries to guess that I'm from western MA or QuincyJust lmfao. Retards on here really are sheltered and don't realize that the majority of the Patriots fanbase isn't lefties.
>>153243473Counterpoint: Whoever allows fewer points will win the Super Bowl. Defense wins championships.
get used to this sight youre gonna be seeing it for the next 20 years
>>153243802Who's hand is that
>>153243776>kek youre sheltered>white kid from Northampton
>>153243806jennys
>0 new black HCs
>>153243776> BTFO’d to the point of talking to themselves.
>>153243822Teams just want to win a SuperbowlWhat was the last time a >black HC won an owl again?
>>153243832Todd Bowles' busc
>>153243822Saleh is Egyptian
>uhhhh wheres all the fecaloid head coaches??? this is literally fascism
>>153243841he was the DC, that was Aryan's team
>>153243815>implying I would ever live in the fucking fag capital of the state, let alone travel over 2 hours to get therekek
>>153243665>There are plenty of illegals in the city I live in, they don’t bother me
>>153243832Nick Sirianni is black
the self admitted pedophile janny will cry to mods if you engage with him
>>153243849> fag capitol of the state > not Provincetown Flyover confirmed
>>153243849Define an NH transplant
>>153243858Good thing you noticed because you want his black cock in your ass.
>>153243850> city > posts a Walmart
>>153243695Go back to /pol/ and look for things to get mad at you soft bitter loserBad week for election tourists who just found out they've been psyoped by Jews
>be Seattle>your immigrants are from east asia>wonder what the rest of the country is on about with "immigrant crime"
>ryback
trip, bk
>>153243872you can quickly determine how diverse any area is by checking if the shopping carts are put away or not. With like literally 100 percent accuracy if you remove asians from consideration.
>>153243873I'm not the one crying over a handful of people getting shot who wasted their lives going out and fighting with ICE agents because they want to virtue signal that they give a shit about brown skinned people, retard. I don't even give a fuck about this political shit, I just thought it was funny that ignorant faggots think that Boston sports fans are all liberals when it's obvious they've never interacted with them or gone to any games.
>>153243862>Flyover confirmedHoly shit, he really did out himself
>>153243918>wasted their lives going out and fighting with ICE agentsconfirmed as either not watching the video or being a mossad funded content farm indian
>>153243918seethinggo to /pol/ if you want to do that. We are talking about football here
>>153243822Nashville now has a Muslim coach for the first time in history as the Middle East gloatsBut hey at least it's not one of those West African black guys we brought over as slaves!
>>153243931>>153243929go get ICE'd faggots.
>>153243862>Actually, I know the gayest hot spots in town and Provincetown is so much more gay than NorthhamptonCongrats, you win the biggest faggot award. I admit, my knowledge of fag hotspots is not as robust as yours.
>>153243922Imagine being proud to be a coastie. You are from the degenerate part of the country that is essentially a cancer destroying itself. Every year thousands of retards move to my "flyover" state from NY and Cali because they are such pieces of shit.
lets talk about how beautiful jenny is
Flyovers seething kek
>>153243954Oh look its the mentally ill faggot who spams this thread 24/7By the way you can never spin being pro ICE as being anything other than being pro White. Nobody is ever going to be convinced of your retarded cuckold logic.
shit teams
>>153243968>Oh look its the mentally ill faggot who spams this thread 24/Your schizophrenic kike ass?
>>153243954>whites>lesbians with rainbow colored hair and some soi chugging leftist bug boyOh dear heavens, I'm so upset that the literal poster children for the modern left got themselves killed trying to fuck with armed ICE agents. Whatever will the whites do now that two of their tribe who fought so hard for white interests have fallen now?Are you fucking serious with this shit you fucking peak retard? Lmfao.
>kwab
>>153243977You cant even be logically consistent AT ALL. Kikes are against ICE. You are against ICE. You cant call me a kike it does not make any sense.
>>153243968> beaners from Texas shooting white people in Minnesota is pro white Absolutely mind broken by mossad
>>153243984>>153243987Your entire shit got exposed as yet (another) kike psyop
>>153243988>white people
>>153243988ICE protects white people from spics. One counter example does not disprove the rule. You actual fucking toddler
>>153243945Don't worry yourself, we'll take care of all intelligence, talent, and culture of the countryYou just shut the fuck up and keep making the food, peasant
>>153243997You just got yourself exposed for schizophrenia KEK
>>153243945How far of a drive do you have to be from the ocean before you are no longer considered a "coastie" and are officially a flyover? Asking for a friend. Because I don't live in the city, thank god, but I live very close to the ocean which is nice.
>>153242492They actually thought they were a new dynasty lmao their best play was falling forward for a yard
>>153244010>YOURE SCHIZO!!Aren't kikes supposed to be witty?
>>153244007>gets raped and robbed by a guatemalenkwab
The Grammy's are on and you guys are talking about goyball?
>>153243987Israel trained almost every police force in the US and ICE is controlled by the Mossad assets in the white house, shill
>>153244027Jesus christ...shouldn't want but those hips
>>153244015>lives in suburb>doesn't consider it the city
>>153244027disgusting coalburner
>>153244028>anyone using krav maga is pro israelThis is seriously the logic of a mentally ill schizophrenic. Can you just admit you are a schizo? Its very obvious to literally everyone.
I thought they were going to do the media awards where they announce the MVP today. When is that?
>>153244076Middle of the week. Probably wensday or Thursday
>>153244076isnt it the night before the owl?
>>153244093Usually, yes
ever notice how (((they))) always say the Man of the Year award is the most prestigious? Does anyone know who won last year, or two years ago?
Reminder that the Patriots are a right wing team. Right wing GOAT head coach, right wing GOAT QB, draft more white players than any other team, entire organization friends with Trump, team permanently associated with white identity and white power by the NFL fanbase, history of white receivers, hated leaguewide for their perceived superiority and whiteness, strong media allusion to the "evil empire" which itself is an allusion to nazi Germany, name itself is an endorsement of patriotism(a strictly right wing belief in the modern world), mascot is a white minuteman, etc etc.There is not a single team more "whitecoded" than the Patriots.
Nothing can stop what is coming.
>>153244136counterpoint: Robert Kraft
>>153244131Eli Manning won one year but I can't remember which one. I only really remember because he had the little tag on his uniform. I can't really recall any other winners off the top of my head.
>>153244136> right wing > owned by Jews Fell for it again
>>153244136>nazi Germany>team owned by Jew
>>153244144Counterpoint accepted, and it does diminish it, but it doesn't outweigh the other stuff. He's also a longtime personal friend of Donald Trump. On top of that, 28-3 was considered a symbolic loss for black people and a victory for whites by leftists specifically because they see the Patriots as a right wing/white organization.
jamarcus russell
lets all take turns kissing Jenny so she can rank all of us on how good at it we are
>>153244171Coward
>>153244158>>153244159If being owned by a jew or affiliated with a jew discounted anything from being white or right wing then nothing right wing or white would exist
>>153244027Sexo
>>153244027>grammys Lol. Lmao even
>>153244186>then nothing right wing or white would existFellas, anon is getting close to figuring it out
>>153244171are you white
>>153244220this, being right wing is de facto illegal and has been since 1945
Hey reply to me
>>153243884Good morning saar
>>153244200Reddit contrarian take
>>153243988>libtards>people
>>153244227Tell me you're a virgin without telling me you're a virgin
>>153244163yea seeing blackoids seethe after that super bowl was hilarious
>>153244220Jews own a lot of things. Shocking.
>>153244245He's quite obviously white. Whoch is why he's so deranged. Whiteness is a mental illness.
>>153244238Retarded post
>>153244254if Shaun King is white? What are you going to tell me next, Mike Tirico is Italian?
>>153244254True but mostly apparent in those on the far left who are so mentally ill that they have no survival instincts and fight against their own self-interests at the behest of groups of people who despise them and would gladly grind their gay bones into dust the moment they achieved numerical superiority without even a hint of remorse.
>>153244231Ok
>>153244274Yeah supporting pedo don the tv star is completely rational and sane
>>153244281False dichotomy.
>>153244259https://www.reddit.com/r/popheads/comments/m3ptjt/do_the_grammys_matter_mic_the_snare/
is heem morris as good as robert alah
>>153243698Can't wait for my Texans to be stupid enough and pay him
i like it when jen ny tries using her buttgut muscles to try to poop my penis out and then my penis overcomes the pressure of her gut muscles and pushes its way back in again
https://youtu.be/Rbm6GXllBiw?si=BiQ9y_o_wa4vu0F6
>>153244297Yes.
>>153244286No it fucking isn't. Everyone wants to frame leftists as crazy when the status quo is so fucking crazy it's dystopian. Enjoy living in 2002 or whatever you arrested development dumb fuck.
>>153244300>can't wait to be stupidyou already are no need to wait
>>153244297No but he's better than gus bradley
>>153244002There are niggers and jeets praising trump for ice, are you really that much of a brain fart to side with them over Latinos?
>>153244323>Tom Brady's swear words awards brought to you by verizonUh thank you
How do I get myself a jags gf?
>Coach HEEM goes to SF>Mike LaFleur to AZ>Every OC under McVay is now a HCEvery fucking year with this shit
>>153244349How's the weather in st louis?
>>153244345by not posting AI slop you lonely queer
Vrabel will choke
>>153244345Holy shit is this real????
>>153244326>No it fucking isn't.It is. You do not have to be either a far left brainless suicidal freak or a Donnie backing chud basement dweller. Alternatives exist. The "political war" is a media invention and you have fallen for their bullshit.Here, play this 5 minute game. It's made by leftists and I'm a right leaning guy asking you to play it. It relates pretty strongly to this topic.https://ncase.itch.io/wbwwbIn case you don't trust random links, google "We Become What We Behold" and click whatever link you think is most trustworthy.
>>153244345move to Jacksonville and hit on some waitresses
>>153244345I think this woman would be very unhappy to discover this video
>>153244349lambs suck balls and those guys weren't helping them
>>153244365>choke in game he shouldn't be inCasual fans
>>153244377She probably shouldn't have done that on live tv
>>153244345That is a disgusting act
>>153244383>>choke in game he shouldn't be inVrabel is a born winner and leader of men, what the fuck has mcdipshit ever done?
>>153244345
>>153244345AI is evil
>>153244419Looks like Laura Loomed
>>153244455YeahPandora's Box has been opened
>>153244349The McVay tree is fraudulent. How the fuck do they keeping getting HC jobs?
>>153244458no it doesn't
>>153244338He’s just a retard grasping for others to blame instead of himself
>>153244403Born in Boston
>>153244158Jews are very conservative anon, I'm an Orthodox Jew and literally every single man in my temple voted for Trump, without exception. Or did you miss the fact his Jewish son-in-law is basically the real one running the country and Trump built his empire and rose to power due to the guidance of a Jewish lawyer?
>>153244245>21-3>HalftimeWhat is this, the Packers game?
>>153244470>Pandora's Box>virgins creating fake boobs cause they'll never see or feel real ones
>>153244362You know you can look that up on your computer right?
I think the funniest possible outcome would be the Patriots blowing out the Seahawks like 30-8. This genny would be so utterly fucked and gaped. Everyone is saying it's impossible and so convinced the Seahawks have this game easy.
Tardinal bros...
>>153244377I know, isn't it great?
>>153244514They should have hired Vance Joseph
>>153244474Cause he's twice as good as your shit coach
>>153244513>Seahawks have this game easy>lost to Bucs, who Patriots beat>barely beat Rams, who lost to Panthers, who Patriots beat
>>153244345Holy shit is that Ryback??
>>153244377I wish I were hot enough that random people wanted to see me naked. Nobody wants this bussy.
>>153244297Probably not but it's still a good hire. Would have loved to get Schwartz but I feel happy with Morris. He's better than Bradley. Shit I remember when we had Sorensen, what a disaster that was
>>153244514>wants a 1 year turnaround Sounds like they're drafting Carson Beck
IT'S OVER>SAM DARNOLD, AS PER EARLY REPORTS, INDICATED THAT, PER SOURCE DELEGATING THAT MAY BE LINKED TO RUMORS AND SPECULATION, HAVE SHOWN THAT REPORTS ORIGINATING FROM THE FRONT OFFICE AS PER INSIDERS WHO'VE YET TO BE NAMED AND YET TO BE RELEASED DUE TO CONCERNING RUMORS SUBSTANTIATED BY REPORTS BY REPORTS
>>153244372>Alternatives exist. Yeah maybe we stop voting for neocon world police chud pedophiles
>>153244578Holy fuck find a girlfriend and go away
>>153244345be yourself
>>153244717-Mina Kimes via Dov Kleinov
Russell Wilson being in the Epstein files caught me off guard. Thought he was too much of a cornball for it
>>153244744Sounds like you're having a Beck induced melty keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek plonked
>>153244827shut the FUCK up about epstien already you fucking nerds. yes i am mad
>>153244514kek these three coaches have set unrealistic expectations for shit NFL owners.
How does he do it?
>>153244827>Thought he was too much of a cornball for itHave you not seen Epstein himself? He types like he has medically diagnosed mental retardation
>Lost out on Todd Monken AND may have to play Jim Schwartz twice a year again because of the Browns' incompetence
>>153244345Did anyone get a cap of the ponytail cutie from the Jags/Bills game?
>>153244827He's amoral but not a pedophile. Typical soulless move to buy Epstein's jet then pray on the field
>>153244930Can't imagine you're an eagles fan
>>153244827Elon and Gates are also huge fucking dorks who want the respect of rich people.
>>153244289>lurking on reddit
>>153244952Jim Schwartz will always have me shook. I'm convinced Malcolm Jenkins knew our playbook.
lmao
>>153244827It was over some private jet he was trying to purchase.. basically a nothing burger.But it was a real trip seeing the thread from /x/ I read years ago show up in the Epstein files
>lexplorer is alive but only posts in /hoc/
>>153245011When was this posted?
>>153245011>Not TODAY satan!Sometimes I miss this corny lil nigga
>>153245011>plane brokerIs that a new slang term for Indians
>>153245037He was in game thread during the playoffs
>>153245051like 2 hours ago
>>153245011He was in on it.
>>153245011lol
>Bills/Broncos was the real AFC gamelol
Chiefs will win the Super Bowl next year.
>>153245121With what QB
>>153245104>Bills/Broncos was da real AFCCG!!>Seahawks/Rams was da real Superb owl!!Every post like this just makes me want the Patriots to win so every smug faggot saying this sort of shit gets rekt.
>>153245132Ryback
>>153245132Russ until Pat is back
>>153245121Seahawks are repeating actually
testing because some schizo posted in >my main gennypatthew mahomes
>>153245121Anon...The Chiefs dynasty is over. It was a good run. Be happy it happened. I know you weren't expecting it to end this year, but you have to accept it. The Patriots fans accepted it when it was over and thanked Brady and Belichick for an amazing 20 years. Patrick gave you 7 great years. Be grateful and prepare for a few tough years.Maybe Mahomes can have another great team built for him by 2030, but hoping that they will miraculously be competitive next year is a bridge too far and too soon. Temper your expectations.
>Drake Gay
Longest tenured NFL head coaches>1. Andy Reid - Chiefs (01/04/2013)>2. Sean McVay - Rams (01/12/2017)>3. Kyle Shanahan - 49ers (02/6/2017)>4. Matt LaFleur - Packers (01/8/2019)>5. Zac Taylor - Bengals (02/5/2019)>6. Dan Campbell - Lions (01/20/2021)>7. Nick Sirianni - Eagles (01/24/2021)>8. Kevin O'Connell - Vikings (02/16/2022)>9. Todd Bowles - Buccaneers (03/30/2022)>10. DeMeco Ryans - Texans (01/31/2023)>11. Sean Payton - Broncos (02/03/2023)>12. Shane Steichen - Colts (02/14/2023)>13. Jim Harbaugh - Chargers (01/24/2024)>14. Dave Canales - Panthers (01/25/2024)>15. Mike Macdonald - Seahawks (01/31/2024)>16. Dan Quinn - Commanders (02/03/2024)>17. Mike Vrabel - Patriots (01/12/2025)>18. Ben Johnson - Bears (01/21/2025)>19. Aaron Glenn - Jets (01/22/2025)>20. Liam Coen - Jaguars (01/24/2025)>21. Brian Schottenheimer - Cowboys (01/24/2025)>22. Kellen Moore - Saints (02/11/2025)>23. John Harbaugh - Giants (01/17/2026)>24. Kevin Stefansiki - Falcons (01/17/2026)>25. Jeff Hafley - Dolphins (01/19/2026)>26. Robert Saleh - Titans (01/19/2026)>27. Jesse Minter - Ravens (01/22/2026)>28. Mike McCarthy - Steelers (01/24/2026)>29. Joe Brady - Bills (01/27/2026)>30. Todd Monken - Browns (01/28/2026)>31. Mike LaFleur - Cardinals (02/01/2026)
>coldest white boi in the lee
The age gap between Kubiak and the other 3 coaches in the AFCW is so wide.Even if the raiders were on par with the others, surprised how Kubiak has the bravado to compete with those old men
>NFCW is the midlife crisis division
>>153245132CHIEFS KINGDOMLETS CHOP
who do i pick for the owl? i am going to a dooper bowl party and they are making me pick a side
>>153245188>surprised how Kubiak has the bravado to compete with those old menWell it's his job and he's getting paid a lot of money to do it. What was he supposed to say, "no, I don't want the job because I'll have to go against Jim fucking Harbaugh twice in a season instead of just once every season or so"
>>153245253Be an edgy cunt and show up in a referee shirt
>>153245253Ryback
>>153245264this works for me
>>153245188Washed up bum division, he'll be fine.
>>153245253The Seahawks. Everyone hates the Patriots. The Seahawks are favorites. You'll fit in with whoever you're going with if you root for the Seahawks. Nobody wants the Patriots to win aside from people who live in the New England area. Everyone else hates them.
>>153245253Just be a retarded normie and say TEEHEE IM JUST WATCHING FOR THE COMMERCIALS!
Backyard FrickenFootball
>>153245281Thanks Rapesburger
>>153245264I'm thinking another 22-0 season, fellas
/hoc/ here, visitingwhats that i hear about porn?burgers can't even manage a simple /sp/ genny
>>153245278I'm surprised the meme has stubbornly clung to life for this long when they haven't even attempted to be amusing for at least 20 years 2bh.
>>153245288Anons are using that one site to spam.Go football team
my falcons :\
>>153245288Proxy site has ruined us. Our dear jannies can’t keep up
My hawkies
>>153245297KEKa simple janky proxy website
>>153245293What, did they say they're sticking with Micro Penis Jr?
>>153245219>replaced their cuck with the original cuckkek
>>153244245so this is what Talcum X is up to these days?
>>153245289Super Bowl commercials were basically funny for like 1 year. The Budweiser frog thing was I guess considered clever at the time. Then they tried really hard to follow it up and mostly failed. It's been running on fumes for decades and I don't think anyone cares anymore.The one thing I liked about SB commercials is it introduced me to that hilarious and weird album...that supposed "sleep aid" album by Jeff Bridges that was full of nightmare fuel shit.
>>153245304after his fifth major surgery, yeah
>>153245315WAZZZZZZAAAAAAA
>>153245315i think they peaked with Miller doing that one second commercial where the fat black guy just said "HIGH LIFE"
>>153245011Sounds like cope to me imagine all the kiddies that were on that (new york)jet
>Catches crucial 3rd down in your path
*ahem*Niggers
*ahem*Burgers
>>153245328so true, Kang
Any other young lads itt? Feels good to be a YoungChad like YoungChad
>>153245324He brings more value to the Seahawks offense than Smith-Njigba
why didn't the vikings just pay sam darnold?
Just hope I don’t go hungry at the Super Bowl party and there’s enough leftover roast beef
>>153245324washed unfortunately
>cya chump
>>153245337Hairline, facial lines, grey fuzz, and skin complexion are a dead giveaway
>>153242459Patriots will get an early defensive score. Darnold and Hawks offense will sputter and stall. !4-3 patriots at halftime. Tons of money bet on Patriots, then BAM. Seahawks win 38 - 17
>>153245341Because they thought if they could turn Darnold into a usable QB they could have done it with Nine as well.
>farts in the genny and then leaves
>>153245363KOC stroked too hard
>>153245366
>>153245341Billionaires, owners of a goddamn football team, are notoriously greedy and low IQ. So yea. Thats the real reason why they did not pay Darnold.
>>153245357>dead giveaway Yea dead giveaway that he looks 17 lol you can't relate unc
Gotta say you niggers watching the Super Bowl better go take a extra long shit at halftime, that Bad Bunny slob knobbing I just saw at the Grammys is only the start lmao
>>153245253Nice larp. But Seahawks obviously. Look at the fucking Super Bowl logo. Smallest amount of color is the winner. Neonish green
>>153245376Shut up, sal
>>153245386RIP
>>153245376>vlcsnapDrop the acestream links for sports you cunt
>>153245376I'm mexican and actually looking forward to the Bad Bunny show, I already know it's gonna be an inprovement from the nigger shit we've had in the past 3 super bowls.
I'm thinking it might be one of those nights chat
They should get Ryback to perform for the superbowl halftime
>>153245392is he gonna wear a dress and slice off xis penis halfway through?
>>153245406>Rybitch's dance choreography
Jokes aside, how serious are you guys about PFF grades nowadays?
WHO'S BEEN BORDERLINE UNSTOPPABLE
>>153245453Ryback
>>153245452I like them when they confirm my priors
>PFF
>>153245452I’ve never taken them seriously.
another forced meme/nfl/ is finished
>>153245466What meme?
>>153245452i read this as FFF and had a seizure
this bussy is finished
>>153245478 grow the fuck up
>>153245467Me
>>153245484Ryback...
>>153245452PeeFF is always wrong.
>>153245467Milhouse
>>153245402God what an idiot. I'd fuck her whenever she wanted and let her drink as much as she wanted. I'd literally buy her all kinds of exotic alcohol gifts and then ask her permission to impregnate someone else because I don't want our baby to have a fucked up FAS pug nose. She's acting like there aren't a million enablers like me out there that would only ask for an occasional suck.
>>153242538Meanwhile, the fired Vikings GM took weeks of paternity leaving during training camp and worked remotely. How does that work exactly, working remotely during training camp? You can't make it up. But they'll says it's racism.
Going to the Ryback store to get some melty's. You guys want anything?
Who's pumped for the biggest event of the year to spotlight a cross-dressing anti-White anti-American racist performing noxious noise mislabeled as music?
>>153245452PFF grades are solely for determining general quality of the position. Think of them as a baseline. They shouldn't be your final evaluation of any player. The grades are inherently designed to rate the bulk of their plays without giving the plays themselves context. So it's more about grading their consistency than their contextual skills.Or in other words, PFF is broadly right for determining whether a player has shit consistency or not at their position. People they grade well on the year are generally doing alright and people they rate shit are generally shit. Where they get it wrong is when they actually assign ranks to players in relation to each other.
>>153245514I have never watched a halftime show, and I'm not about to start now.
>>153245514go back to Facebook, boomer
>>153243610> Trump tanks all support for a consecutive Republican president after tearing apart cities imprisoning illegals, tanks soft power with global communityI know the red states voted for this, but what’s going to change? Gonna get that house? Paychecks going to get bigger? White birth rates suddenly going to double? It’s just not going to be worth it to ever get into this mess, I think.
>>153245514t.
>>153245518Wear your best skirt for the game
>>153245518Apologies. This >>153245543 was meant for >>153245528
>>153245452stattyboys will never EVER recover from this
Beer: cracked Cigarette: littyShedeur Sanders: listening Yup, it's druk hours
>>153245583Perfect timing
>>153245341Panicky fans and exaggerating media sending the wrong signals to gullible and reactive owners and GM
I'm going to ninja rock someone
Ninja rock this bussy
How is McCarthy so fucking fat? Just take ozempic.
> Marty Schottenheimer’s son is an NFL HC>Mike Shanahan’s son is an NFL HC>Gary Kubiak’s son is an NFL HC
>still currently 13 OC vacancies Yea, I'm thinking /ourguy/ Greg Roman won't be out of work for long...
>>153245656He looks like a fat retard
>>153245514I sense you are angry about something; would you consider speaking with a licensed therapist?
>>153245174Mahomes finally has one bad season and faggots are already writing eulogies. How many doubters will rope after they see mai Chiefs win another Owl?
>>153245661turn your monitor on
>>153245665Friendly reminder Gracie Hunt still belongs to me
>>153245509It's always funny when anons unintentionally reveal they've never had a girlfriend.
I did not know superbowl teams train in the facility of the held owl before the Super Bowl until now
>>153245328Hey friend, you’re violating global rule #3 section b. Could you please remove this post? Let’s keep this board clean and SFW.
>>153245288leafs can't even win a stan lee anymore
>>153245324>he’s a half a yard short, but give him the first down since Jody Allen is planning on putting the team up for sale.
>>153245293Stefanski is a good hire. trust
>>153245678
>>153245631Ozempic has long term side effects like cancer
>>153245535Its only because its not being fully executed at a scale enough to make a sizable impact. It needs to be done, anyone who thinks having a slave class working to suppress wages and take up residential area for born and bred americans is good needs to have their brain examined having a couple hyperspecialized foreign workers working complex tasks is not a problem if your business needs it for an immediate task but thats not whats happening, its widespread abuse and blatant disrespect for American culture. however bleeding heart libshits impede progress every step of the way hyperfocusing on the present individual plight instead of the future benefit of the collective at large.
>>153245685what's the side effect of being 40% bodyfat in your 60s?
>>153245688trip bk
>>153245685so does being 150 kgs
>Trevor Lawrence is elit-ACK!
>>153245699>kgsfuck off with these soccer units
mendozie
>>153245716The next Jamarcus Russell
>>153245684holy plapgoddess
>>153245727The next Rybackus Russell
>Raiders are actually finna draft Mendoza over Carson Beck lowkey no capWho let bro not cook??
>>153245746this is just a joke btw hes in character for that loaded gun thing
Fernando Mendoza will have a Craig Krenzel pro career.
My gf is reposting Fernando Mendoza edits on tiktok. Is this acceptable? Is this just a wholesome chungus thing?
>>153245765Satan is sending his minions out to tempt him out of his purenessFuck I lost the mlfootball tweet of him admitting he doesn’t go on dates because he focuses his time on football
>>153245765Women are retarded children. You either correct their behavior or allow it. Some things aren't worth the battle thobeit and this seems like one. He's a cute wholesome quirk chungus so it's nothing. My only boundary with women is don't stay friends with your ex. I had this one Dutch gf who assured me it was all platonic then as soon as we broke up she was right back with him. The sex was great but if I could take back the 6 months I wasted on her I would. Actually I might not. I love European women so much it's unreal
avra
>>153245784>>153245765jenny would never do that
What did you guys do this weekend with no games? I watched the Australian Open final hungover as shit. Partied Saturday
>>153245808>What did you guys do this weekend with no games?Ur mum lel
>>153245800OH N-
>>153245813Based
>>153245813neck yourself
>>153245821Ya seethe chuddie??
Meltybros, how we feeling?
>>153245827jenny wouldnt do that
>>153245834Currently having a wine induced melty and shitposting on /tv/
>>153245839those cig boxes are so soulless like really?
>>153245843Don't get me started. I'm paying $36 for my Marlboro's these days and I get ugly packaging
>>153245861jesus my luckies are like 3 bucks a pack thats more than what they cost in new york
I'm drunk
>>153245866Hi drunk, I'm KWAB
>>153245861>>15324586536 kiwi shekels isn't even that bad i think the last time I bought dunny blues at a gas station it was 43.50
>>153245878The terrible towels....work?
>stoolers want to bring back gayron for another fucking season
Yes
>>153245881That’s 22 USD, which is about n par with NYC prices last time i was up there also >lol, lmao
>>153245887Its not like they have other options
>Yes
We gonna see some refkino on Sunday
>>153245913In favor of the Patriots, of course
New>>153245938>>153245938>>153245938
>>153245899Oy vey
>>153245787He's too high IQ to be a bust
