alri>Results: https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=22&season=2025>Fixtures: https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=24&season=2025>Streams: just ask :)>Previous thread: >>153016910
probably should have put "Snooker" in the title eh?
>>153239932/147/ Snooker is redundant imo>Shorn losing back to back frames on the colours This kills the morph
Anime.This was me today while watching the final, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
By "the final", I meant the WSF final, of course. Webm related.Also, working link to the previous thread:>>153013153
>>153240015That "COME ON" while the crowd was almost silent was /kino/
COME ON THE BOY!YEAH BABY!
Judd don't drink straight out the bottle you freak use a glassthis fucking captcha is killing me
that plant was absurd
>smurf
>worf
The Boy goes on (and on... and on...)
How exciting.
oh?
STOP THE COUNT
>World Grand Prix Round 1>Barry Hawkins v Ding Junhui
weird ass frame (derogatory)
Might be the happiest i've seen Judd in years. What losing four finals in the past year does to a nigga.GWAN THE BOY
This was certainly one of the snooker finals ever.
>waitign for 5am Tuesday morning
>>153243276I completely forgot it's in China that the grandest of pricks gather every year.
>>153241194aww naw
>>153241194This is the real final, none of the other matches matter.
>>153240513Seems so much easier than having to type as before. Don't you just slide the bar across to the image that doesn't fit, hit next, then hit post?
>>153241194>ultimate dinger v ultimate blorkerUnstoppable spear and indestructible shield.>decider>62-59>only black left>time since last pot: 50 years, 4 months, 1 day, 11 hours, 30 seconds ago(Fun fact: if you subtract it from the current time, it gives you exactly the time when Hako's first album was released.)
>>153241194This is the only way to guarantee that one of them makes the second round
>>153247939based cloud silver lining scout
3 bings
>first session starts exactly at the same time as my work>last session ends right before I come backG-glory to CCP...GWAN THE JESTERGWAN GUIREGWAN SLESSGWANTHONYGWAN WILLOGWAN THE YCPs
ez pz lemon sqzy
>slow tables>crowd non existent>morning matches also Kyren has failed to qualify for the Players Championship next week, which he won last year. lmao.
>>153253384oh right, his two masters wins aren't ranking wins>his best ranking results were two QFssirssssssss
>>153253384https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=47I hate the Saudi Arabia Masters so much, the prize money totally throws off the rankings>Neyul in first by miles when he's had an ok season so far >rpmmie in 7th, without the SAM his season's been about as successful as Ryan Day's>Slessor being literally anywhere near the top 16, never mind in itBusiness idea: I hold my own new ranking event, financed by my new business which sponsors the event, with a million pounds going to the winner, with me being the only entrant, and it all being audited and arbitrated by myself (Ania can do the final). I then get to enter several other tournaments due to my new ranking, where I mysteriously get whitewashed in all of them, but earning some decent money in them.
>>153253525lol his cue + wife exploding really fucked the first half of his season>>153253622>the prize money totally throws off the rankingsMaguire was talking about this a couple of months back, saying how every event win should have a set points value (the exception being triple crown events). Basially go back to the old points system but with some tweaks to avoid these money laundering events having too much sway on the rankings. Until then ranking lists are mostly a meme.
>The first round of the grand prix took place at like 7am on a TuesdayWhat the fuck lmao.
>>153253994It's in Honk Gonk now>ref gets his own walk-on Baized?
Truely one of the days to be alive.
this table lmao. I predict both players will lose their minds before the match is over.
>>153246977No
mcgill is actually very good, he just has no clutch and no aura
Thanks for leaving at least some snooker for me. Did they really start 3 hours ago? None of them finished more than 6 frames. 30 minutes per frame (and that's a good thing).GWAN THE AFOREMENTIONED
143 by Blorkinson.
>>153254385If you're an an*me consumer I don't think you're a good judge of 'aura'
>>153254550Off your phone McGill you need to shake his hand
>>153254328My condolences.
>>153254550If you hate anime, you're not a good judge of websites.
>4 frames in 53 minsWew
This Lizzo game is making my dick soft, going to big tesco does anyone want anything
dingback for dingbats?
>>153254603GWAN DING
B I N G C I D E R
>>153254602>>153254680the hawk swept
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5o_W0CSzoc
>Kryen moaning again
>>153255431strange... he usually only cries when he wins.
>>153254550sometimes I worry I'm the only zoomer in here and the rest of you are the chud deadbeat dads i see at the snooker hall
>>153254328For maybe the first time ever I'm glad to be a phone poster.
>>153257244What does that have to do with anime?>>153258157I only get the three-step captchas on my phone though, which is not a problem, because I make maybe 2 posts per month from my phone.On PC it's always the one-step easy one. Unless I'm fresh after a ban, but it goes away in a few days.
>wake up>Jobbo jobbed
>>153260850And memories of my YCK come flooding back
>>153260970both of last years finalists deceased in the first round
We're getting another jodd v shorn final aren't we?>waiting for Belgian Women's Open
F
>>153261162Where's the coffin going
>>153261162>we will never know where the cueball was going>>153261186Kek.
The cue ball has gone foreverF
>>153261162>We all heard the last "where's the cueball going" and didn't even knowFuck sake.
>>153261162huge F
>>153261162Pendulum-chan, not like this...
>>153261162Didn't expect this to be honest. I just heard him a little while ago, didn't even know he was approaching 80.
Not checked in with the /147/bros in over a year but had to come by to say RIP J.V. You watch the skys, we'll watch the baize.
>>153261162F F F F F to good sirss.
>>153261280He'll be watching the kubol
Him, Willie and Alex will be having some fun on the great baize in another time and place. RIP to a legend. Felt only right to give him a wee song>Now our mate John, he's upped and gone to the comms box in the sky>And it's so sad, to lose a lad who was with us the whole time>When its your time to say goodbye,>there just no way of knowing>We live in fear, we'll never ever hear>Wheres the cueball goooing?
>>153261162It was only a game, but he put up a real good fight.
Shit just seen Virgo has died. RIP.
>>153261303>We live in fear, we'll never ever hear>Wheres the cueball goooing?Actually devastated
>>153261162Bros I didn’t know where else to go. RIP Virgo
>>153261162>tfw you will see the passing of Virgo, Fouldsy, and Phil Yates in your lifetimeCommentary will never be the same again. RIP Virgo
>>153261354>Phil Yates>Oi Have PAWSED AWAY and indeed Shuttled off the mortal coil, but is Mark Allen Dead and Buried? This next frame....is dead serious.
>>153261162RIP
The balls are all gathered in the open area near the Topp cushion, but one of them caught our eye, the cueball in the center. It would neither go towards the potting grounds at the end of the table, nor return to baulk. Shortly afterwards, we saw it heading straight towards the yellow pocket, some 6 feet away.Dr. Virgo explained that even if we caught it and brought it back to the table, it would immediately head right back for the pocket.But why?The rules for the referees are, do not disturb or hold up the cueball, stand still and let it go on its way. And here, it's heading off into the interior of the table. With 6 feet ahead of it, it's heading towards certain death.
>>153261370lel
>>153261399
>>153261162F
>>153261162The cue ball has gone.
>>153261447or if you didn't like him...
>>153261456the alternate reality were Virgo didn't care where the kubol was goin
based
>>153261162just passing through to pay my respects
Judd going in off as a tribute
>>153261162Solid frame winning 79 breakOm shanti JV
watching the WSF tournament recently where the commentator knew instantly if the cueball was going in or not made me think of JV. RIP.
>>153261121>We're getting another jodd v shorn final aren't we?Not so fast>>153261205>>we will never know where the cueball was going>waitin' for The Kubol Files
>we’re left with Murphy on commsSnooker is entering a dark age..
>>153261471Ironically that is maybe the maj of the viewers after knowing Virgo was going to say it before he does. Yes we may go to hell thinking it, but it is worth.
>>153261492It is so strange as I can remember Icke as a sports presenter on the BBC, doing the Olympics, the bowls etc and then it all changed suddenly, I think it was on Wogan where he suddenly mentioned about aliens or something
>>153261683If you prefer McAnus;>https://freestreams-live1a.pk/btspp1/
>>153261303You're so good at these. Thank you.
>>153261710How old are you? I don't have any memory of David Icke being a TV presenter, but my understanding is he'd stopped for a couple of years before he came back onto Wogan with his infamous interview.
>>153261779I regret to say I am 55, so in the 80's I was in my teens. I would say the snooker matches I can recall are things like the 82 world final with Higgins and Reardon, the black ball final with Davis and Taylor. Ted Lowe commentating.
>>153261162rip>>153261186>>153261370fuck lel
MURPHY GETS BATTERED WHEREVER HE GOES
>>153261710>>153261779he's a good lad
>>153261812is this a battered sausage joke?
gwan john (higgins)
>>153261842It is now
>>153261802>55Holy based. And it turns out I was wrong; David Icke presented various sport programmes on the BBC until August 1990, and his Wogan appearance was some unknown point in the first half of 1991. So he hadn't really been off the air for that long.
>>153261853H I G G C I D E R
>so many new posts suddenlyA man had to die to make this happen.>Shorn rekt by a YCPThere is still balance in the Universe.GWAN SIGWAN XI
MY BOY ZHAO
>>153261884what did he mean by this?
>>153261855Woah Keir's let himself go.
>>153261897Sometimes you need to content yourself with a small rig. If you always lose in finals, people will start talking.>>153261900Now that's some abstract snooker.
>jeddediah>>153261905Sent the wrong info by the syndicate
you VILL apologise to Father China
>>153261977Ding the only YCP to have lost in the first round
>both Jebb and Shorn out in the same session
>12 centuries from 16 Bo9 matchesThese tables were built in protest to the Rasson ones, I assume.
>>153261977Inevitable after giving up Hong Kong
>>153261492If I know Dave like I think I do, this is in fact a veiled warning to Icke fans that John was in the infant blood drinking lizard illuminati and to steer well clear of Jim Davidson.
>>153261162RIPMay he question the destinations of as many cue balls as he likes after he enters the pearly gates.
>>153261802Based senior 4chan postert. Thirtysomething
does anyone have an epub for hendons pots of gold book?rip to virgo too
>>153261802>I am 55The father of the horde
>>153261802earliest snooker memory?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3yAW5OHOOYGWAN RYAN
rpdmey pulled out of players championship two weeks early
>>153262708Does it mean that Kyle will get to play in it?
>>153262708"the tournament's in England? I'm not playing in that shithole' - Rodney O'Runnivan
>>153262873nohttps://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=47&season=2025
>>153262873No, since he's 21st on the one year list lmao.
>>153262900leave it out mate he's grieving
>>153262924>>153262926>World Champion 2024>ranked 21 less than 24 months laterOof, kek.Then it's Guire right now, but most likely one of the players below him is going to beat him, since some are still in the Pricks. Hope it's one of the YCPs and not Ali.
>>153262900He's not wrong
