Colonial Dressup Stadium Series Edition>>153230319
>>153241983
Sweden = Canada of Europe
Hockey belongs to the south.
>>153242007Does that make you the Quebec of Europe? or the Maritimes of Europe?>>153242011near the Mediterranean?
>hockey under the hot florida sun
>>153242011>no milly trying to claim copeys cupkwab
>>153241983>>153241983>>153241983
Shayne by no means wanted to play for the hurricanes, but unfortunately that is his Gostisbehere
>>153241927I dabble in furry porn every once in a while. You wouldnt fuck a cat girl?
>>153242020>Alaska is also a national leader in the per capita alcohol consumption statistics, with rates of alcoholism that greatly exceed the national average.
>scorefull draw
>>153242042the only reason to have sex is to create the next generation of hockey playerscan cat girls do that?
mmmm master bettman it tastes so good is that a hint of gefilte fish im tasting?yes ill buy the reverse retro 4th edition anniversary classic jersey master bettman don't worry
gaping bussi
Who are the musical acts tonight?
2 goals in 13 shots.
how will the fans in the stand see the game when there is a tent over the rink?
>>153242078kid rock and limp bizkit
>>153242061Calm down, Samir.
>>153242094so how much did you bid on a jersey worn for 1 period?
>>153242078My Ass, which will be accompanied by My Balls
>>153242087>excuse me
>kongs
Ez 1 point lol
>>153242078Korn and Creed
>>153242104Laffs and soilers are shit, Samir. No need for the constant meltdown.
>>153241983boston privateers vs. tampa pirates
for me it's the chippys
gary should do standup comedy at center ice for the halftime show
mfw i kill two canadian franchises in less than 5 yearsbut at least i got florida 2 cups and vegas another cup this year
>>153242160>“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.”
>>153241983which one is Bobby Schmautz?
today a middle aged man continued to fail to realize that nobody really enjoys his presence
wow
>>153242192what a bunch of dorks
>football players vs colonials on a pirate mapWhat the fuck is going on
>>153242204gary ran out of ideas this time around
gary's really lost his marbles
>>153242170thats true though
Can't believe my Sabres lost
this year's interns is a bad batch
>>153242203this is wrestlefag show tier garbage >>153242214I never said that it wasn't, no one did >ever.. always...
>>153242204
>>153242222checked!it's wrestlechad, tho
zomg!
>>153242170infowars is based
>>153242232>day 350 if drumps 1 day annexation of canada
>>153242232not if India's got anything to say about that, saar... which they might...
>>153242045the majority of the population of alaska is concentrated in 3 urban centers, the rest are mostly degenerate abbos out in villages that shouldn't even exist, who rape their cousins and drink aircraft de-icing fluid. all the per capita statistics are skewed. highest number of hockey teams per capita, highest number of harley davidson owners per capita, highest number of snowmobiles per capita, highest number of grocery stores per capita, gas stations per capita, bla bla bla bla bla
this just in: gary thinks mckenna is hawt
Has McChud addressed the fact that he was on Epstein Island
>>153242162Who, Nucks and the Flames/Leafs?
>>153242275hot off the press
>>153242283He always remembers that vivid memory of sticking his penis into a little boys butthole for the first time.
>>153242162>>153242294Just noticed it was Treetard, I thought it was G Betty
>>153242302Why did he do it?
we live in a world where the oilers are literal canonical child fuckers what a time to be alive
>>153242315link this to the government website drop or it's fake
>>153242303>>153242315G Betty, the Honcho
E m i l y !mily!
off to take land with the boys
some retard in this thread said pregame started at 6 and puck.drop was 6:30. That was obviously fucking wrong.
>>153242336>i-its fake!! pathetic
>>153242358you're a silly goose
Wouldn't mind being marooned on Emily Island, if you catch my drift
puck drop is at 7PM lmao
>>153242353That was me. Next puck drop after this game is at 9.
My penguins (:
Mr Katz they found out.. they know, we're fucked.
>>153242222quads of truth
i'm being told that the pregame show was scrapped and it's just going to be gary with a hula hoop for 15 minutes
These tampa jerseys look so gay
>>153242315Was it worth it McDavid? Was having sex with children worth it? Seems you got back to back cup losses outta the deal. Looks like you deserved it all along.
tampa's jerseys are so uninspired
>>153242402https://youtu.be/5Rk8u2FTaG0
gary is a true mensch, there is no doubt
>named lightning>lightning bolt barely even visible on the jersey
>>153242421raped retard
>>153242409>>153242412i'll still be buying one
kevin weekes is one of the good ones
>>153242452i thought he died in a boating accident
>>153242442Pedo.
hell yeah
>>153242452i don't like what's being inferred here
>>153242452>former >rags player>good one
>>153242452Did you mean Kevin Weeks?
>she was just 17.95 years old you monster!!!!
GARY!
unbelievable
>>153242452>good onesno such thing
>>153242458oh is he one of those toowouldn't surprise me, air force types are known to be like that
they better fire the god damn cannons when we score
nice to see pk repping minnesota's somali communityICE OUT
gary spotted
>>153242162Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>153242525>no hook hand
>puck drop in half an hourgary.......
did these assholes seriously make mark messier dress up like colonial guy
>>153242452you're such a faggot
>>153242522instead of the walk of shame from the penalty box, they should have them walk the plank
gary's got some serious lobes hanging off his ears
why does gary shake his head when he speaks??
5℃
>>153242562big lobes, big balls
>>153242563holding in rage while having to speak to goyim
>>153242563they're a nervous people
>turn on the game>gary bettman is being interviewed by mark messier dressed as a pirate
why is gary so bundled up when its not even below freezing?
praise gary
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>it's like having nathan mackinnon assist you through your cold symptoms YOU CALL THAT A TISSUE BLOW!? MOTHER FUCKER GET IT FUCKING RIGHT. TISSUE. TO. NOSE. DON'T FUCK IT UP. NO GATORADE ONLY LENTILS DO WHAT I FUCKING SAY. thanks mackinnon
A RINK RISES
>>153242563he's cold
>>153242336https://www.justice.gov/epsteinFaggot
>>153242593Gary is an entertainer first and a painfully rich corporate executive every other step in succession
think gary's into financial speculation?
'eads!!
I've got a god damned meeting about to start so I'm going to miss pukdroppe and probably the first period. Hopefully I'll be in for a pleasant surprise when I join up during lunch
>>153242649link the specific email that is referencing the oilers
>>153242593Something, something, humidity.Something, something, wet cold.Something, something, wind chill.He's just a pussy.
>>153242674just do a grep
>>153242673Good luck at work! You can watch the highlights of our broons winning later
>>153242674Faggot. You can search it up in the link I provided, you dumb fuck.
Love to see Ray Ferraro!
cat epstein.txt | grep mcgaykid
>>153242028>"What about the droid attack on the blue line?"
stop giving me nerd advice, nerd
>>153242673>also has a meeting about to starttrying times
why isint 88 banned?
>>153242693it's fake
>>153242731gary made them delete it
>>153242731Your Mom's titties are fake and paid for'em, and I think Dr. Cohen did a fine job
>>153242747that may be so, but the oilers email that keeps getting spammed is fake and that search proves it
who are these lunatics?
so based
is that jakob voracek?
couldn't even license the real pirates of the carribbean theme
>>153242701Try b-getty
These guys look like butt pirates
wonder if tonights garyslop will outdraw womens college basketball
>>153242762oh, yeah, obviously this place is nothing but gaslighting, Fireball City
>enter
ARRR these pirates be nasty fellows!
holy shit this is gay and cringe
pirates of the gary, bein'
this is so cringe
gary has turned my beloved game into a carnival
pirates are evilthey kill innocent people and steal from their corpses why would gary want to associate with them
why did hockey get gayer after adding more sunbelt teams?
>>153242813and its beautiful
It's... TIME
>>153242814gary has always been a strong supporter of the idf and their missions across the globe
ok this is kino
this is turning into a bigger disaster than that rained out ball game at that nascar track
why is jon cooper dressed like michael jackson? was he named in the epstein files and is just owning it?
Maybe this is how Gary grows the game to the United States Somalian diaspora?
Disney of Ice: Buttpirates and the Gay Furry Teddybears
>not ignoring this stupid shit the same way you ignore the intermissions and most of the commentary and commercials for the matter AND THE ANTHEM FFS
>>153242822KYS, sunbelter
>>153242731>he actually trusts the US government>he trusts the exact same entity that kept the public from even seeing most of these files for years>he actually believes that they are the only credible source or valid source you're just the right kind of golem the government likes, the one who will only take their word >b-but the phrase didn't come up on the .gov search results!! then believe them im sure it'll always work out great for you in the end
>>153242833>>153242835humiliation ritual
>>153242833okay, im out
>>153242835he knows that the End is nigh, and he'll have to answer the Lord Creator of the Universe>whoever that is
>>153242852raped bitch
>>153242848well then where did you find the email if it's not on the place where all the emails are being released?
HOLY SHIT JUST START THE GAME ALREADY GOD DAMN
Al Murdoch is the GOAT of public announcing.
5-0 bruins
>>153242833he's a cuban mobster :3
>>153242859good post
HOLY SHIT HE'S GOT A GUN GET DOWN
This guy is a fucking awful singer
>>153242833>showing off heavy metal horns like he's the drummer for somebody's band
>please remove your hats if able
>>153242841next year hold the game in disney between the ducks and boltZ
>>153242888look chud some people don't have arms OR friends who have arms to do it for them
post malone's gay nephew
FAT
>>153242814cool it
>he said he listened to the anthem, and I'm thinking, Why? same old song every time
why are all the pirates straight white christian trump supporting men?
mormons talked to me at the park and I was too nice to tell them to leave me alone again award
WRESTLECHADS WERE BACK
>>153242910It's a good song.
i was at a nascar race in pensylvania and a drunk hillbilly in the crowd didnt removed his shit hat during the antem and another hillbilly got really mad about it and they started fighting
URRAH URRAH URRAH
Drink til you die you dirty spammers these posts all go to the google file.
>>153242911this says a lot about our society
Fat Maroon
>>153242911um, your stream must be delayed
>>153242921No, everyone in here knows that's not true at all Liar
>TitusE-God sport confirmed
>>153242819>>153242813What bud said, it's Gary making it more about the stupid gay event nights than the sport itself.I feel that is more indicative of the problems with society, unless it's novel every night, at least in the States, no one wants to go.Short attention spans and getting constant bread and circus in your own home makes it hard to convince the goyim to go out.
who's the loud nigger?
>poo inn
POOINS
THE CITY OF BAWWWWWWWWSTON KWAB
Jesus Christ
4-2 tampa
>DMXbased
guess that's why they're called the lightning
>>153242943Is that one of those "Captain Phillips" pirates?
wowee love hockey
PEAK COMEDY
>>153242944my favourite wrestlerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUJfDF6yg04
holy fuck thats retarded
>its already over
swaym1n
Fucking insane what Gary lets Florida get away with.
>fastest goal in an Winter Classic NEAT!!!!!!
at least this looks marginally less evil and tacky than when the panthers and rangers did it
>>153242966samir mentioned
is this a hockey game for ants?
1 shot, 1 goal
>>153242963clown show
i still think the gayest outdoor gimmick was xeattle players throwing fish
camera angle for antsZOOM THE FUCK IN
>>153242997we need to see vasilevsky bay and kucherov cove
>>153242997cant see the puck?
gary is burrowing under the arena as we speak so he can pop out of center ice for a nice surprise during the first intermission
>>153242992What about Nashville, don't they do that?>it's all in good fun, you stick in the mud, you
american football watcher herewhere are all the penalties and commercials that make sports fun to watch
Father, I cannot see the puck
my broons :(
>>153243008bud stuck it in your mud
>can't see the pucknigga I can't even see the game
Maybe I'm retarded and with a short attention span, but the animated boards are fucking awful and it's a sin that they still exist.
what in god's name
>>153243027showing off WAY too much cleavage there john
>>153243027he should do up some of those buttons, i can almost see his pubes
>>153243027>>153243035It's Tony Montana
How is that not a follow through?
>>153243032finnish innovationguy sold the rights to the nhl for 150k
>>153243035he's living his truth
did not notice the lightning bolt necklace
>>153243018good true and accurate post
Why do American broadcasts need Officiating Experts?
why havent they shown what jim montgomery is wearing
this boston yellow is horrendous like damn.
>>153243064monty was fired for being an alcoholic and fighting with marchand
>>153243068the goalie's pads are terroristic but the rest of it just looks like a bad but forgettable pittsburgh uniform
>>153243068>swayman
>>153243027>>153243035
>>153243072>monty was fired for being an alcoholicNever understood why this type of discrimination is still allowed in our society.
Audio levels are still all over the place...
>>153243086sean higgins worked at a rehab center
>victor hedman>is a man>has a head>has been victorious in the pastnever getting over this
business idea: outdoor playoff series in june
>godty mentioned
>>153243092Go Flames
>>153243027what an asshole
>BÅRKLÄDER
F L A M E SL A MES
>>153243107Feb 24th, save the date!
>>153243122
What was Holmberg thinking?
>>153243143
>>153243090Small indie production, it's okay bud
hagel the bagel
uh oh, Tahoe>uh oh
>most dangerous draw at Raymond James Stadium in Sunny Tampa Bay, Florida
>alex steen is still playing
this game looks like shit
>>153243196just like my islanders
Weeksy opened the door
Yeah, this game looks terrible, and another outdoor game in Florida, thanks GaryMight be at best 2 Canadian teams in the playoffs this year, but at least you grew the game!
it took me 5 tries to solve the captcha, am i stupid?
>>153243213Why are you still watching?
>>153243221certainly are
Is PK the worst commentator?
>>153243234What else should we do on a Sunday night?
>>153243221Worse. You're brown.>>153243213>No Canadian cup in over 30 years.At some point you need to ask what's wrong with your country.
of all the pros from boston you got a yankees pitcher?
>Tampa Gay Lightning
>>153243241Find another hobby?
>>153243242retard
Geekie
Shit teams
>>153243221Stop resetting your ip and you'll stop getting hard ones
What a soft goal
it was 1-0
>>153243274All games are 1-0 at some point - french philosopher jacques lemaire
are the bruins actually good?
>>153243285>buston>good
>Hedman comes back>Defensige structure falls apart
no..NO
>>153243234I stopped right before I typed my post.
Uh oh>STINKYUh oh>STINKYUh oh>STINKY
Not sure how that isn’t goaltender interference
>>153243315No, why are you watch this sport still? If you hate what the product has become, why even watch it?
>>153242563non-conscience pandering to indians
I don't normally watch hockey. Why the fuck is there no crowd?
its over
>>153243333NEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153243332you are asking why are there no hockey fans in florida?
/hoc/, is this good?
bud won
>>153243338shut the fuck up raped retard
>>153243332Playing in a football stadium
>>153243332the crowd is located several kilometres away
>>153243343jon cooper might never want to wear his "cool slave owner" outfit again :(
>>153243344This
Wow, today Emily is dressed like she's about to bomb Dresden.
>wear the cursed bucs uniforms>play like the bucs
Man that walk to the locker room must suck
>>153243362she's a hussy for sure
Any /hoc/ posters at the game?
>I HATE WHAT HOCKEY HAS BECOME, BUT I'M STILL GONNA WATCH SAID SPORTFucking faggots.
>>153243341I get your point. But I'm used to at least seeing empty seats.
>>153243351[chuckling]
>>153243325I didn't for well over a decade, came back, and it's worse than beforeI wanted to see if the leafies or the Oilies would win, but was disappointed twice in a row
>>153243035holy kwab what a retarded faggot lmao
>>153243400>I wanted to see if the leafies wonLolRetard
>>153243411That's not very nice bro
back when people dressed like this, wouldn't subban be a slave?
the lights go down, it's Gary time
Bro what the fuck is this shit...
I just fucking can't, man.
>>153243418I meant to say that earlier
country music is so fucking gay
>>153243416All >laffs should be treated like shit.
It's the half-time show.
>>153243430JLMI
better than the Super Bowl intermission tho
clear and obvious lip-syncing
>>153243431You're not a very nice personI wish u all the best still :)
>another song about my pickup truckredneck music sucks so much ass
>>153243401t. trb facing a mirror
>>153243418a lot of escaped slaves actually found freedom among pirates, who were (often, but not always) more racially egalitarian than regular society, and would treat them like just another crewmember
>>153243451I hate country bro music. Bring in CCR
>Outdoor game has a pirate theme>They didn't get a band like Alestorm to play liveHuge miss opportunity, Gary.
>>153243448he's just an assblasted senaturd fan
Hockey?
Pretty sure Gary books the music for this shit based on what he hears in the elevator heading to the dungeons..i mean offices
nhl players are big fans of country
yeah this music sucks, we need some jig up there rapping about smoking weed with kamala
>>153243474suck shit samir
suddenly curious about what kind of pirate captain mark messier would be
>>153243493butt pirate?
>>153243489Its not for me but I am happy they didn't go with some "nigga nigga nigga nigga"
>>153243474>>153243490xhe rb vpnfagging once again
>>153243430modern country yes, but old country is gold. Cash, Kristofferson, Paycheck, Hag, Willie, Waylon, Hank Williams Sr and Jr.... unbeatable
>black pirate
Thank you Gary for the show.I appreciated it.
>>153243485nhl players are extremely basic
>>153243522back then it was the only way to be free as a black man, otherwise he'd be calling messier massa on the panel
Hagel is a pussy ass bitch
>>153243490>dom set off by his trigger word is forced to replylove to see it
hockey is for everyone and we need to make sure there are heaps of gay brown people with aids singing and dancing everywhere. we also need female referees and coaches because it's definitely not awkward for a highly disciplined male athlete to submit to the authority of someone who knows less about the game than him. and most importantly we need to interrupt coverage for sports betting advertisements as often as possible, to make sure talented commentators don't receive unfair appreciation and to take some of the pressure off our dogshit retard national broadcasting teams
what the fuck :3
>>153243565get a life, drone
>>153243565thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>153243575Baby it's cold outside.
DMX hologram show for the second intermission show please>bark bark!
Jfc, this general is so fucking shit.So many people who use this general are either bitter faggots who refuse to get a new hobby or shitposters who don't give a fuck about this sportWtf happened to this place?
>>153243595/hoc/ has always been shit retard
>>153243595Welcome to /hoc/, newfish
>>153243595>t. rb
why xhe bubblin
ok pull vASSy
Bruins are cooking now
I thought the bolts were good again. What a waste of an outdoor game.
>>153243595it only gets worse when rapey is posting
Hedman is so bad man. Bringing him back for this was a terrible decision.
>bl4ts
>>153243595>rags
It's over.
xhe jelly of bronze
shit game
cool angle
Blots were +2 on the betting. So I had a pretty good idea how this was going to go.
that was in the trapezoid tho
>>153243640>>153243648What a shit goalie
I wonder if Subban has given Messier the N-word pass
impotent rage
my theory is Lightning can't play tonight because the only ice they know is perfect arena ice, and now they're outside on grumpy outside ice. Welcome to Boston bitches
>>153243648i can see the puck
>Two Florida outdoor games>Two Florida blowouts
>>153243674my theory is the lightning can't play tonight because their coach is too busy cosplaying as tony montana
holy shit how come you guys aren't talking about this???
espn describing mittelstadt as a trade deadline pickup by boston
>>153243677gary deserves it for his favoritism here
>>153243680Do you think he's method acting?
>>153243681glass ceiling = shattered
>>153243677Stop noooticing, goy.
>>153243681We love our ebony queens here, don't we folks
/nflg/ never mentions Roger but /hoc/ is constantly bitching about Gary Why is that?
Geek Squad
What's the difference between a stadium series and a winter classic
That ice looks fucked up, I also wonder if the novelty of playing in a football stadium is going to wear off in a few years. They are doing it for college games too. I bet the money is too good from the increased attendance.
Why are Florida teams so shit in outdoor games?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!!!!!!!!
STOP THE MATCH ALREADY
>>153243707Winter Classic is always on or near New Years
yep give my Broonsies the Prince of Wales trophy already
>>153243709>That ice looks fucked uppond ice is best ice
why is Vasilevskiy still in
>>153243731tradition
kek kucherov pissed at his teamates
The Bs were supposed to be dead
>"... AND THEY'RE BACK WITHIN THREE!"
I thought zadorov fucked his knee up the other day, just saw the injury and assumed he'd be out long term
I used to fantasize about getting this dude pregnant
>Goalie Fight
>>153243745They might not win tonight but they've been on a proper tear. I will be overjoyed if they flatten this team though.Lightning has had it too good for too long
meme game
kek sad golaie fight but at least they tried
AWESOME!!!!!!
University of Maine business school got some weird course offerings
>>153243778bit unsavoury if you acks me. bread and circus I guess.
>>153243762its because she looked like a child at the time
white pypo baka
\
that was wild lol
>inauthentic staged goalie fightwas better with the sharks and kitties
>>153243716Thank You, Gary, much, um,... better?>it's louder.. it is that...
>>153243829swayman got his wish
>>153243810>>153243834Based Swayman
Shame I turned it off after the 1st perios
Tim McGraw makes PK tolerable
>>153243829I'm thinking the same thing
chippy affair
>>153243842hm, true. maybe he put in a special request to gary.
>>153243843swayman lost the fight
goalies being the new goons is based
>>153243867they both took shots but he lost balance first
I don't like that piss yellow jersey.
Goalie fights are catnip to goycattle
so pumped on the bench lol
>>153243880It's the individual athlete equivalent of being a Monter Truck competition, essentially>if you can follow...
Swayman finna get half his team in the pokey
hilarious dive
>>153243880
>rags
Vasilevskiy was right to fight him. His teammates won't fight a goalie so it's up to him.
>>153243791he's their most successful alumni
gary made the call
goalie fights were based back in the daythey look silly now with how big the gear is
>>153243914reminds me of this
kek these fools addicted to taking penalties
we're gonna need a bigger box
ref's know they have to even the score
Is Boston trying to throw?
UH OH POOINS
HAHAHAHAHA>p00ins
Alright Bruins you've had your fun, time to get back to work and not fuck this whole thing up
>>153243951the goalie fight should tell you this game has already been fully choreographed.
my broons better not choke this lead >:(
might be the most entertaining outdoor game of all time tbqhwy
bear bros...our response?
>>153243834This is why Hagel gets hit in the head so much.
MY BROONS :(
>>153243958>>153243961can someone who is able to watch the teleplay tell me if they brought out lightning machine?
>it was 3-1kwab
this game is way better then Gary's 1st outdoor Florida game.
>>153243979I don't think so but they should have. Should have put it on the ship. They also should be firing the canons every time Bolts score.
>>153244000>I don't think soI don't understand why the Bruins are suddenly choking then
>>153244029You are now officially /hoc/ member. No more /cric/
>>153244047Never much cared for cricket. I literally have more of my natural curiosity satisfied watching paint dry than watching cricket.
too many black people on my tv
>>153244029>>153244047GOOGBLE-GOBBLE-GOOBLE-GOBBLEONE OF USONE OF US
PK causing a spectacle
damn the games are early, bros
kek what a bitch
ooooh this is good cringekino
>>153244074for Groundhog's Day?? That's odd
sorry children there will be no orphanage
lmao how do you miss twicce
rob you fucking SUCK
That's pretty fucked dangling a donation to a cancer hospital like that.
>>153244088the olympic hockey, i meanwomen start thursday
>>153244095they still doubled the original amount he was originally going to get, but yeah the 1M feels a bit cruel lel
That was so ass. At least donate the Million, goddamn.
Gary better be pissed
i could have sniped it top shelf from center ez pz
robbros...
>>153244095They couldnt even give the dude an open net to shoot at. Even NHL players would struggle hitting that tiny ass hole with 2 shots.
>>153244029>>153244047>>153244071https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whIMah7Yi_4
If the Bruins all the kids in Boston Children's get put out on the street.Do the right thing Tampa
Wow Americans really are shit at hockey. But rewarded anyways, sounds just like the modern NHL.
>>153244104Should have made the shot, actions have consequences
20 kids just had the cancer treatments shut down cause of Rob
>>153244104sorry but gary already spent it
baker mayfield is going to prison
I don't think they even cleaned the ice
is messier wearing a slave ship costume
What happens when a bear meets a lightning bolt? Tune into the 3rd period to find out
>>153244170>>153244170>>153244170NEW
>Now presenting: Gary Games! Only YOU can stop these orphans from being hit by a train... but you have to make this shot! Save lives and show off your skills, or be responsible for their untimely deaths. *Tim McGraw starts playing in the background*