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Todd Monkey
>>153258805
Posting now before janny locks the thread. Go reffies.
Place you bets on the pro bowl....
>>153258805REMINDER
>>153258817Darnoldreich citizens only.
>>153258814Honorary black head coach
I'm just psyched that that over exposed Nate guy from CBS won't be involved in SB Sunday.
A shitty Tuesday Pro Bowl is more hype than this faggy Owl matchup.
Chris Chan and the Hedgehog Boys should do the halftime show.
>>153258831Dude stop you're gonna get all of us in trouble
I'm glad we've normalized ACK to mean "my enemies have committed suicide"
Where is the game thread
>my hawksies buckbroke MickeyVay so badly he won't watch foobaw anymoreKWAB
>>153258843>I'm glad we-ACK!
SYNthesize seethe about black QBsACK
>>153258846on reddit
this is the most boring owl ever
the world is starting to scare me bros... i don't know how much longer I can escape to the sports ball circus to be comfy...
>>153258825That's a peckah!
>>153258875fuck off pussy
What did they mean by this?
>>153258875I know... Monday is gonna be rough. People are just ignoring everything that's been released and acting like nothing was revealed. Baseball sports radio makes me wanna kill myself.
>>153258870For once the refs actually let the playoffs play out this season and you fags still find a reason to complain, just admit you want watch the best storylines and want the refs to help those teams.
>>153258891Humans and aging? I mean, it's evitable. What does that have to do with the NFL?
I hate schizophrenics so much
The AFC West next year
>>153258920I love schizophrenics. This is also me. >>153258920
>[Rapoport] The Bills are hiring former Titans QB coach Bo Hardegree as their new QB coach, sources say. Hardegree was coveted for this role and an elevated one around the league, but chose Joe Brady and OC Pete Carmichael. After helping Cam Ward, he’ll work with Josh Allen.How should I feel about this?
What channel
Apart from Shedeur, what’s the worst Pro Bowl pick this year? Gotta be Keisan Nixon for the Packers17 starts, one fumble recovery, 72 total tackles, lead his position in penalties.
imagine having a player from your team in the pro bowl because they didnt make it to the super bowl
Where's the probowl game thread?!? I bet money on the AFC winning.
>youngcuck anonposting
It's called fag football.
>>153258972Is Joe having fun yet?
& Mid
>>153258960here>>153258993>>153258993>>153258993
>>153258958To Ryback
>>153258929Good hire
Where is the HECKIN probowl stream?!
>>153258972>*snaps his wrist posting on twitter*
>2/2/2022>renaming4 years and 1 day for when all the soul in Washington died
>>153258972Future Ram
>>153258972Do they even wear pads anymore? I haven't watched Pro Bowl slop in over a decade
>>153258971America today. Was a great nation once.
>shedeur is throwing interceptions in flag football
p/a/triots
>>153259022America has always been about overpowering people you don't like and either destroying them or making them subservient.
>female ref doesn’t even know the rulesthis is terrible.
>>153258999I DONT GET ESPN WHAT DO I DO
So the team coached by two guys who have been to like 6 superbowls is supposed to lose to Sam darnold? Lol.
PARSONS IN A FUCKING MOTORIZED WHEELCHAIR
>>153259052kek
>>153258805>If we don't win, we die>If we win, we live>If we don't fight, we can't win>Tatakae>Tatakae
>>153259063Qrd
gamethread. micah parsons drove a mobility scooter onto the field. this is fucking awful>>153258993
Superbowl ends 6-7 pats
Phillip Rivers unretired to throw more game losing picks
>>153258958Just a bit wide to the right >>153259077T
cheers!
>>153259077They should all be scooters for more viewers
>>153259083>kilz2Fag
>>153259075>Parsons tore his ACL in December but still made it>He showed up on the sidelines on the wheelchair>NFC defense catches and returns a pick six from Shedeur>He rolls on the field to celebrate
>goof
my dumb ass thought pro bowl was a regular football game. just sitting here wondering "when they going to start the game?" then i googled and learned
>>153259131It used to be a regular game and it would always be played in Hawaii
>>153259078that would break /sp/
>>153259112Soul
I heard ryback made the probowl
>>153259172no he's blowing dudes to get a ticket to the plane (coach) to go see the pro bowl
Chris Jericho is in the Pro Bowl.
>goof with a foomble and intkkkkkkkkk
someone needs to put that sheboon ref in her place
>>153259185She needs BWC correction
CJ Stroud got a clean haircut. He's a new man now.
>>153259181>goof with a fumble for a safety>goof with a 60 yard pick 6elite
>>153258870Just admit you need the chiefs like oxygen
Why are jew england fans so apoplectic about this? Do they just expect Brady to be a braindead bawwston homer for the rest of his life after being thrown out the back door?
You now remember Johnny Football.
>>153259219No I don't
>>153259213The only favoritism I see him giving is to the Raiders since he's now an owner
>>153259233Faggot brady is a 49er fan
>>153258870It's fine if you aren't a QB worshipper. I think the Pats get steamrolled though, offensively they've been bad but every team they've played has completely shit their pants which I don't think happens with the Seahawks. >but DarnoldHe doesn't need to do much, Seahawks run game has been killer and leaps and bounds better than any team the Pats have played
>>153259241Him and Rodgers don't like the 49ers anymore because of how the 49ers skipped over them in drafts.
This is the true AFC superb owl.
Casual as fuck Seahawks fan going to a spuerbowl party. what are the cahnces?
I’ll an hero If this nigger actually pulls my Sydney Sweeney.
>>153259293>my Sydney Sweeney.What is Michael B Jordan doing in Germany?
>>153258972Fake N9ne.
>>153259323She does not burn the coal.
>>153259293He looks like that stranger things TV show mutt
Yikes
Soon...
https://youtu.be/RVMvART9kb8?si=r2Ljo2RkRKZfFGYY
>>153259388Blessed
>>153259051>americayou mean history? since nordic gold?
We might be seeing a historical scorigami ball game this Sunday.
>>153259344she has multiple sex scenes with a black football player in the TV show that made her popular
>>153259421yeah but that’s fake and gay.
Some of these might surprise you
jamarcus russell
>>153259384>2029>Burrow breaks wrist while signing extension contract
>>153259069i dont get it
>>153259415We invented history idiot
>>153259051Facts, people who say this time is "unprecedented" just have never read an American history book in their life. US soldiers were told to mass execute anyone over the age of 10 in the Philippines and we took the kids we thought looked entertaining for zoos.
Joe Bussy choked a Super Bowl and cried like a fag to the media. Not a top 5 QB.
If t get espn I'm missing everything
>>153259427>based on breathalyzer readingsso in other words fans who got caught drinking and driving not which fans drink the most
>>153259384The Juan Soto of the NFL
>>153259373He's right
guys i drafted josh allen 1st pick in my madden fantasy draft and I keep throwing interceptions.... is this normal?
>>153259373He’s right. It gets harder to find decent women when you get older. Once you’re in your 30s, most of them have kids and all sorts of fucking baggage
>FANTASY
The Pro Bowl is actually fun to watch this year big thumbs up
Flacco pro bowl mvp.
for teams with a new HC, are you guys happy with your new hire at first glance? I'm glad the Ravens hired not one but 2 solid DCs to revamp the one thing we are known for, and Declan Doyle looks so dorky and maladjusted he just has to be a good OC
>>153259581He looks like sam bradford in disguise
>>153259474Wat
>>153259536As if the 22 year old knows anything else? He's dated her since High School
>>153259628since 7th grade actually, hes never dated anyone else lmao
>Shedoodoo picked AGAIN
>>153259618In the Philippines war of 1901, after the filipino soldiers killed 48 US soldiers in a counterattack to defend their homeland general Jacob H. Smith told his men to "kill everyone over the age of 10" and turn the island of Samar into a "howling wilderness" here's a pic from 1906 of a girl from the Coney Island Human Zoo, per Library of Congress
>>153259618that's how you treat a dangerous enemy, flips were ready to fight to the death. you don't give foes a chance
>>153259749anon what program do you use for these
Can’t wait for 2028 when the bears play the nfc west and Ben Johnson gets to embarrass 5 head coaches of the 2013 redskins tree in the same season
>>153259544man bandwidth wasting posts like this need to be bannable
We need to talk about Carson Beck
Pass isINTERCEPTED AT THE GOALLINE!BY MALCOLM BUTLER!UN-REAL!
>>153259834Mr. Beck....Welcome to Dallas, YOU are now a Cowboy! Congratulations!
Chicks dressed in black wearing the headsets are cute
>Stupid ref didn't let Parsons play a snapracist
all the AFC's best players are in the Superbowl
>>153259882that black dyke ruined the game
>>153259834People aren't going to touch him in the draft before the 4th round. If he had a nice guy Kirk Cousins personality he would probably go higher.
It's a hail mary, with the game on the lineAnd the ball is.......................
>>153259834Barson Kek
For me, it's Pam Oliver.
Gruden referred to Goodell as a "faggot" and a "clueless anti football pussy" in emails.
>>153259953Eww
>>153259957Lol nice one grudester
>>153259957Where's the lie?
>>153259669That's not nice
Don’t watch football. First Superbowl in years that doesn’t have much hype around it. The two teams playing seem like mid teams that just happened to put it all together for a season and got to the top. Chiefs/Eagles superbowls were repetitive but you knew it was the best teams going at it because they made it back multiple years
>>153259780Wtf were we doing there
>>153259953For me it's Laura Rutledge.
>>153259633>>153259628>>153259536>>153259373Oh let me guess... you think Maye is a retard for only dating and having sex with one woman since 7th grade whos been with him since before his football career even started, and not using his athlete status to fuck tons of women, but then complain about women being gold diggers
>>153259993The Seahawks are repeating next year thoughever.
>>153259536>He’s right. It gets harder to find decent women when you get older. Once you’re in your 30s, most of them have kids and all sorts of fucking baggageBut let me guess anon, the guys who are still single in their 30s don't have any baggage right?
I'm going to have sex with a woman this year a real female one
>>153260019But bussy :(
>>153259373>white christian couple who never dated anyone else getting married youngit's literally anuddah shoah
>>153259957They probably wanted to me too him or do some other character assassination thing to him but he's too clean. I really think the man doesn't care about anything other than football, and his sons as long as they're doing something football related. I really don't think he meant anything racist by the Michelin tire thing, my 1st thought when I read it it was that the guy is always running his mouth. I never even thought it might be something racial until someone explained to me why it is. You know Michelin's whole image for years was that they make tires that last forever, that's the whole basis behind the Michelin star restaurants. These are places worth driving to when you're traveling and your tires will get you there. Lips like Michelin tires, they never stop moving, they don't wear out.
>>153260018TOASTY ROASTIE
>>153260027Redundant
The pro bowl has been a joke for decades but they weren't even trying at all this time. Why not just have them play Madden in a video game tournament or something at this point?
>>153260019Big talk.
we're still defending champs until Sunday
>>153260059Post the wolf
>>153260095
>>153260059
>>153260018faggot
>>153260079did not think of thatSan Fran is prone to major quakes, aren't they?
>>153260069Just reminded me of when I was 27, I was starting to date a woman in her early 30s. She looked a lot younger and I asked her out before I knew how old she was. Anyways I noticed the mud plate in her wheel well was flapping around so I grabbed some of those christmas tree fasteners from my tool box before going over to her house one day. When I get there she's talking about how she wants to get this love seat out of her second bedroom so I help her carry it to the curb. While we're outside I mention I grabbed something to fix that flap on her car and the bitch starts screaming at me about she's not helpless, she can take care of herself, she doesn't need a man to swoop in and save her, blah blah blah. In the middle of the front yard, in the summer, with her neighbors on their porches and their kids riding bikes in the street. So I just shrugged and left. Then this crazy bitch calls me several times a day every day for 6 months. It's been over 5 years and I still see her drive by every so often like stalking me. I think it's some kind of play like she wants me to see her drive past without looking at me to show me that she's not thinking of me. I live on a street that dead ends, you have to fucking turn around and drive back. Some guys just ruin them and if you do something that triggers a memory you become that guy in their head.I'm jealous of Bill Belichick honestly.
>>153258972look at those little legs i couuld smoke those like a cigarette
>>153260079>natural disaster>>153260135>San Fran is prone to major quakes, aren't they?It's ok. Odds of an earthquake during a major sporting event are 0.
I'd be more worried about a false flag with all the political noise right now...
>>153260173kek
Shitting on niggers heads
>>153260183Nothing ever happens
which team should I be a fan of if I'm a contrarian?
>>153260195Dolphins
>>153260195the shield
>>153259480Funny thing about BLM activist QB Joe Burrow is his own home was invaded by the same criminals whom his political party is using to invade and destroy the whole country.Go Pats!
>>153260018Please be trolling. If not, male feminist NFL fans exist? Ahjahahahahahahaha
>>153260146Props for bailing
>>153260219good idea. I've already found the hat I'm going to wear
>>153259993They were mid teams last season and the media didn't expect them to turn around so fast. They have been very good teams this season but there wasn't enough time for the media to hype them up so normies think this matchup is boring.
>>153259507Juan Soto has won a championship tho
Ryback looked good tonight.
>>153260305>Rybitch's earlier performance
>>153260195Raiders
The day that anti-football pussy Goodell makes a negress into a head ref in a real game is the day I quit watching this sport. Holy fucking shit I couldn't finish the flag football game for that reason.
>>153259953>be an actual biological female>still give off tranny vibesI mean, i still would but that's just my low standards talking
An illegal bio lab linked to Israel and the CCP was discovered in a home in Las Vegas that was also an airbnb. They had hundreds of mice and a ton of highly contagious pathogens that escaped and got people nearby sick. We're all fucked. New pandemic.
The pro bowl should be a game between the two worst teams in the league as they fight for the #1 pick
Super Bowl cancelled.
wtf are we supposed to do with the time off bros...
>>153260445Ur mum lel
>>153260449ryback moment
Hello everyone, I'm Kurt Loaded, we're here at Hemp TV, withCypress Hill in Amsterdam we're listening to their new albumI'm stoned, I'm outta hereGoodbye folks
>>153260409the owl is in san francisco
>>153260485What? Since when?
>>153260485Ur dad is in san francisco
>>153260494Happens to the best of em
>>153260532Negative the last two digits of this post
What explains this? Why can't anyone catch Peyton
>>153260556>43-8
>>153260556The team played very quick, they were able to play many drives while staying efficient. Usually top offenses play less drives due to long time of possession and garbage time running the clock out (Peyton's colts, 07 pats, 2020 packers)It will be hard to beat without going to 18 games, it really was the perfect storm. I can't see any QB beating either record at the moment.
>>153260556What about ryback?
>Cowboys not coming to Mexico>instead going to fucking Brazil Fuck you Jerry
kino
remember this guy
test
>>153260690Kearse was a real one, yeah
>the world's biggest pedophile used the term sportsball unironically Huge W for sports fans everywhere with this one, next time you hear that phrase unironically uttered you can compare the individual to one Jeffrey Epstein.
Does anybody have the rest of these?
>>153260711holy based
Two days til we find out about MVP
>>153260721It's going to be sanders
>>153260750doggie doos
I’m from the future. Ryback wins MVP
>You can ball my wife
>>153260590how did this happen?
>>153260844different league before ryback
Kek I didn't watch the Pro Bowl but saw a clip of Jason Kelce being absolutely pissed off a Garrett Bolles TD got a flag. Oline guys get so mad
>>153260844Seahawks matched up well and the broncos got rattled by the crowd noise and safety. They got outplayed on offense, defense, and special teams
>>153260711>>153260717It's sportsball. Cope.
>>153260721I too am expecting Stafford because he's going to retire
>>153260877I was saying it was based
>>153260877You're indian
Coach Primate
Gaped status?Raped status?
>kangz
>>153261341forgot my pic
>>153261343will be interesting to see who starts more games next season between nine, joey glass, and daniels
>>153258805Patrick Mahomes has a scrumbum dad.
>>153260000>>153259780>>153259474We went and conquered the Philippines because we wanted hawt Latino-Asian Twunks' Bussies and Cocks to Fuck N Suck.
i love the smell of bussy in the morning
>>153261519just trying to make you feel welcome
Heavenly father, I pray you heal this thread and all posters in it of the sickness of faggotry that may be afflicting any of them. Strike the devil from their hearts and cure them of abhorrent lusts so they may do your work on this earth and live spiritually attuned lives. In Jesus' name Amen.
>>153261519It's Wednesday my dudes
>>153259213>Do they just expect Brady to be a braindead bawwston homer for the rest of his life after being thrown out the back door?Honestly, I just want Brady to pick a lane as a Patriots fan. Either get over it and root for the Patriots or just fucking be honest and say you're pissed and stop waffling about it. New England has done enough to honor him and mend the bridge. The fans never did anything but support him. His dispute is with management. Gronk was enough of a man to not let that get in the way of his love of New England. He got burned and had to leave New England when he got old too. The reality is that almost every player in NFL history goes to a different team at the end of their career at that sweet spot where one team thinks they're getting too old and expensive and another team thinks they can make a championship push with them. Wilfork went to the Texans. It didn't stop Wilfork or Gronk from being diehard Patriots supporters to this day. Edelman decided to retire before he got too old to compete rather than get traded elsewhere.Brady is the only one who is sulking and keeping bad blood over it. Yes, in retrospect, they should have extended him and he wasn't too old. But they had no way of knowing that at the time and did what they thought was best for the team. It's also just obvious to me that Brady is the only one of the Patriots greats that does not want the team to be successful outside of his own accomplishments because he feels it diminishes his own legacy.The only thing I can say in Brady's defense is he is uniquely hounded by people constantly saying every QB from New England is going to walk in his footsteps and I'm sure he's sick of it, because it's frankly disrespectful. The amount of "Wow does Drake Maye remind you of you in your first year?" must really piss him off because he has to praise him or he looks like a dick but the truth is their first years are nothing alike and that's not an insult to Maye.
>>153260059But not after.
>>153261519Delete this bussy
>>153261653There already was, Mike McDaniel, but he got fired.
I cannot believe the Bills are shooting themselves in the foot like this
gmhttps://youtu.be/NaZ676GGI9g
This patriots warriors come out to play nonsense is cringe
>>153261687It's kino and has given them that dawg mentality
is this true?
>>153261732for the 'trust me bro' folks, yeah
>>153261677Joe Brady is a sideways step from McDermott. Bills won't do worse next season but it won't be much of an improvement either.
>>15326173295% of the NFL makes more money than 99.999% of streamers, 0.0009% of streamers tie with the NFL, and 0.0001% streamers beat the nfl (but are probably still lower than star quarterbacks)
Weird pattern I just thought of: since 2001, almost every year where the Patriots made the playoffs and lost to the Steelers in the regular season, they won the Super Bowl. If they beat the Steelers, they usually lost in the playoffs. I think the only exception to this is 2016 where they both beat the Steelers and won the Super Bowl, but that took an act of God to make 28-3 happen and break the pattern.The Steelers are cursed to lose to the Patriots and if they don't, the football gods punish the Steelers by forcing them to watch New England win a bowl.
>>153259373>Noooooooo! Why isn't he with some used up Hollywood slut so I can live vicariously through him!?!?
>>153261687>he doesn't want to come out and play
>>153261732Hahaha
botes
Justin Bieber should've done the halftime show
>>153261901IMO rage against the machine would have been a great middle ground between virtue signaling and giving 30-40 year olds something we listened to growing up.
MELTYERSCOME OUT AND PRIMATE
>>153259293>SweeneyHer tits arent as big as you think.
>>153261941Greg Roman bros..... I don't feel so good
>>153261941Poor Frank, he's going to tank his career even as a coordinator. Nobody can make the Jets good. Maybe it's a gambit, he's banking on Glenn getting fired midseason and him taking over.
Reminder that EPA is a team stat and stattyboys stay losing.
>>153261957He is bussy
>>153261941why the FUCK did the giants hire nagy when reich was available?
>>153261983He just needs more time
>>153261963Who's their QB even? Glenn is for sure getting fired this year
>>153262054Fields is still under contract...
>>153261963>he's banking on Glenn getting fired midseason and him taking over.That is exactly what’s going to happen
>>153262017Nagy is way better??
Calamari to the Jets for a 2nd round pick who says no
>>153262098Why would any team possibly trade for Kyler Murray? He's an overpaid injury prone goblin who has never won a playoff game and has an ego bigger than his cap hit. If any team actually trades for him I guarantee they'll have a new GM if not new GM+HC within 2 years
>>153262126Because teams are stupid and desperate for any decent QB.
I really want to watch the TPUSA Half Time show but my wife's boyfriend is demanding we watch bad bunny....what should I do?
>>153262131decent is the funny word here
>>153262131Kyler Murray would only be an upgrade at QB for probably 3-4 teams in the entire NFL. Why trade for him instead of waiting for him to be cut (which the Cardinals are absolutely going to do despite the front they're putting up) and then signing him to a cheap deal? That's even assuming he wants to keep playing. He's never seemed like a guy who loves the game to me
>>153262054glenn gets a little leeway because he was a great player for the jets but yeah that seat is hot
For me it’s hall of fame quarterback George Blanda, who won 3 NFL championships, and after he retired he decided to return to football for another 16 years. He had a stretch where he threw 189 interceptions in 82 games, including 42 in one season, and then he became a kicker.
>>153262149They wanted their version of Vrabel, but got Mayo instead.
>>153262171They wanted DeMeco Ryans but for whatever reason things are failing to gel
This Super Bowl will come down to coaching and New England's coaching staff is simply much better and more experienced than the Seahawks.
>>153262144You can't teach athleticism, and aren't you a good coach. You could fix Kyler. It just cost a cheeky 2nd rounder. Make the call
>>153261926Plenty big
>>153262187>you could fix Kyler Lmfao good luck with that. I'd rather roll the dice on a rookie despite it being an underwhelming QB class. I don't have shit for brains thobeit
>owns gaydy
the superb owl of food is buffalo chicken dip vs. chicken wings. who wins?
>>153262320Is that the eugenix guy
>>153262320mahomie clears this irrelevant boomer
>>153262329Wangs. Fuck dip
>>153262320>gaydy>mutthomo>QBs who've ever lost a Superbowl Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>153262329Buffalol dip is facebook mom tier, get some hormel and Velveeta like a man.
>>153262329>>153262435I'm making Irish Nachos and no one will stop me.
>>153262320I literally don’t know who this is
>>153262441Broadcast hall of famer Joe Buck
>>153262441Based
Seeing lineman on the ground after a play, right before they’re about to get up, when their meaty thighs are on full display, and you just know it’s all sweaty in those tight football pants, does something to me.
I’m making pigs in a blanket, rotel velveeta and taco meat dip, and sheet pan baked pizza
>>153262440Wait so it's potatoes with cheese, sour cream and bacon? So it's a baked potato except you gotta slice it 1st and make it look pretty on a plate? You got some of those frilly paper drink coasters too? You fucking queer.
I'm making JD on the rocks, JD neat, and Costco tendies
>>153262320how many super bowl wins? how many super bowl appearances? how many career passing TDs? how many career passing yards? how many playoff TDs? how many playoff passing yards? how many MVPs? how many super bowl MVPs? how many offensive POYs? how many pro bowls? how many how many teams does he have a partnership interest in? how many super models did he marry?>how many super bowl losses?how many divisional round losses?>how many sons kissed on the lips?how many loving father-son relationships does he have?
>>153262475Brady was mid in the offs, Joe was elite. Also Brady was gifted a lifetime achievement award MVP in 2017 while Montana was robbed by Bumway, should be 2 to 3
>>153262186This guy knows ball>Seahawks are dogshit at passing vs zone coverage (Darnold blows) but insane vs man coverage because their WRs are great>How do you get teams out of zone looks? By running the ball>The Patriots are one of the best teams in the league at stopping the run>Barmore and Milton vs a dogshit interior OL >Seahawks strength on defense is similar to the Patriots (great DL + great secondary)>Patriots offense isn't built around the WRs, but they have good TEs and pass-catching RBs who can exploit the Seahawks weak spot on defense - their linebackers in coverageCasuals are just going to say "Darnold bad" but this game is going to come down to how the teams match up and how coaching can take advantage of it
>>153262441Jim Plunkett
>>153262493Brady averaged over 300 ypg with 21 TDs to 6 INTs for a passer rating of about 100 in the owl, you dumb cuck. That is far from "mid". And as we saw with Steve Young taking over for Montana and then throwing 6 fucking TDs and 325 yards, it's really not that hard to look elite when you're throwing to "the Tom Brady of wide receivers" in a Bill Walsh system
>>153262493Brady was continually matched up against HOF and future-HOF quarterbacks on the AFC side in the playoffs. Can you say the same for Joe? Why didn’t Brady deserve the MVP in 2017? He led the league in passing and the most productive running back, Todd Gurley didn’t have an otherworldly season that would’ve swayed the voters’ picks.
>>153262523Dumbass Montana won two owls and was elite without Rice. Also whatever you do don't google Bradys conference championship numbers
When does that truboniggerjew Jay-z’s contract expire with the NFL? There hasn’t been a good performance since he took the reigns
>>153262186>>153262499The Seahawks are going to win by double digit points and have at least 110 more yards
>>153262499Trip on pedosknee.
>>153262553>triggered MAGA chudTrump raped and murdered children, something Kid Rock is ok with.
>>153262499Seahawks will rape the Pats
>>153262499>>The Patriots are one of the best teams in the league at stopping the runWhat rushing offenses did they face?
>>153262559>implying that vacuous retard could produce analysis even half as cogent as mine
>>153262578Bengals broncos browns
>>153262581You Aspergers fuck. The archive shows the Janny making the same shit argument. You don’t know ball tripfaggot.
>>153262144>Kyler Murray would only be an upgrade at QB for probably 3-4 teams in the entire NFLand the Jets aren't one of those teams?
>>153262186>tfw beating a washed titans coach
>>153262584Bucs and Chargers also.
>>153262472No, corned beef!
>>153262593https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Zone/username/Mayesshoulder/>hes rightExcept the Janny said to run man. I do think Darnolds panicky nature and the O line will be the Hawks Downfall
I'm betting on Boutte
>>153262578Ah yes, the "they didn't play anyone" argument. Never heard this one before. Looking forward to the day after the owl when you goalpost moving faggots try to say that beating the seahawks doesn't count either. Super weird how there were just 0 good teams this year, really makes me think.>held the league-leading Bills to 73% of their rushing averageOops! Btw the seahawks average over 30 yards per game fewer than the Bills when it comes to rushing the ball :)
>>153262186Genuinely what good coaches have they played? Most of them were fired by the end of the season.
>>153262593I genuinely don't understand what you're schizobabbling about. More than one person can hold an opinion and this is not some super-secret club. Millions of people visit this wretched website. And if I 'was' the tripfag in question, why would I call 'myself' a vacuous retard instead of just using a tripcode?
>>153262628Why are you mad? I was just askingI don't remember all the teams every team has played
>>153262665Who knows why you tripfaggots do the shit you do.
>>153262668Insecurities
>>153262668>Why are you mad?Because everyone here with Tom Brady Derangement Syndrome has tried to claim that the Pats were frauds the entire fucking season, even up to now, the week that they play in the super bowl. It felt way more likely that you were trying to discredit them by asking that in a sarcastic way than it was a genuine question.If you'd like some more details: of teams in the top half of rushing yards per game, the Patriots played 6 of them (the pool of possible teams for them to play is a bit smaller than it should be because the Pats were also a top 5 rushing team)
>>153262668Told you lol, insecurities.
>have Ryan drop back on third and one up 16 with 8 minutes left. Make sure the RB blows the block and Ryan fumbles
WORLD CHARGIE DOMINATION
>>153262695This is genuinely one of the most insufferable things that you can do on an anonymous forum, and the mark of someone with a room temperature IQ - accusing someone of being something that they cannot disprove>Oh yeah well... you're a pajeet!>You're a jew!>You're a shill!>You're an ESL!>You're (random tripfaggot)Great, prove to us that YOU are not bitchknees, you stupid cuck. Go ahead, prove it.
>>153262719Trip on bitchknees
>>153262719Trip on pedosknee a Kiwi make ya seethe???
>>153262697Tom Brady is rooting for the Seahawks really openly lol. He’s been glazing them all year and is poaching their OC.
Grok is going to steal my reffies jobs!
>>153262742He is still mad at that Jew pedo MAGA Kraft picking Bill over him
>>153262731>>153262738Alright, enjoy your mentally ill echo chamber with the same 2 people talking to each other, faggots. Maybe blow each other while you're at it. I'm out of here <3
That's not pass interference --- that's a pass intervention
>>153262770Great, they'll be able to see the gambling stakes in real time now. Analytics says: keep the game close to keep people from cashing out.
>>153262777See you when you later when you're pretending to be someone else again.
>>153258972>alternates get a pro bowl credit on their resumeWhy don't they just remove this? All they have to do is say "you can come for fun, but you're not a pro bowler".Now all these bums have a pro bowl nod on their resume when they were anywhere from middling to outright bad.
>>153259373>NOOOO HE HAS TO FUCK WHORES UNTIL HE'S 35 AND GET KEKED BY A WOMAN WHO MAKES AS MUCH MONEY AS HIM NOOOOOO
>>153262446Gen Z's time is up. Gen Alpha is going to be the greatest generation we've ever seen. I can't even fathom how much they're going to destroy NFL record books.
>>153260059No you're not. You ceased to be the defending champs once you lost to the niners. At that point you became incapable of defending your championship. You're the reigning champ, not the defending champ.
>>153259373More gay than anything rodgers has every done or said
>>153262777>janny melty
>>153260556Everyone's scrambling in the league now. I don't think anyone will catch him because of how mobile QBs are allowed to be without punishment. The protections make defenders treat them with kid gloves, so the era of the pocket passing gunslinger is over. We have a couple holdovers in Stafford and Rodgers, but they're at the end of their ropes.Not everyone has to have Lamar Jackson mobility, but you absolutely need to be able to run. And every time you run is one less time you pass, so no one's gonna catch that record ever again. Regular season can be 20 games and it won't matter as long as QBs no longer have to stay in the pocket.
I hope the Pats win the owl just because I want to see the nuclear amount of asshurt that will ensue.
>>153262581I was literally going to respond with the same thing reading the exchange. I don't think pedoknee has even once posted something half as ball insightful as what you posted kek.
>>153262131They have Justin Fields, what's the difference? They'll both play roughly the same with one costing 40m more.
>>153262859No one this decade come close to 56 combined TDs tho, except Rodgers with 51 in 2020 (16 games still). Mahomes did break the total yards record with the help of an extra game, but the TD record is stupid even if you count rushing
>>153262860Trip on pedosknee
>>153262880The league really put their finger on the scale for Peyton.
>>153262877>what's the difference?Calamari has atleast put up good numbers for stretches in the past. Has Fields ever had back to back good games? I might be the #1 kyler hater on /nfl/ but if you can't see the difference between the 2 that's on you.
>>153262894Rules have just got softer from then. It was just a crazy season. Like Marino in 84, took 20 years to break
>>153262906>Calamari has atleast put up good numbers for stretches in the pastHe's also coming off another major injury and costs over double what Fields costs. Murray is fucking done. He'll get paid for the rest of this contract and be a backup or go to another team on a very team friendly "Prove It" deal. He's not even a top 15 QB, with money taken out of the equation entirely.
>>153262935>another major injuryit was a soft benching he isn't even hurt. They did it to keep him healthy while trying to trade him in season. He was practicing in prep for week 9 against Dallas, all reports said he would start until the day before when Jacoby was named the starter instead. >He's not even a top 15 QBI won't argue that, but he has a skill set that makes OC/QB coaches who are to smart for their own good salivate. Someone in the NFL right now thinks they could fix Kyler.
jewdell still on the DEI train
jalen milroe is on the 53 man roster and will potentially get a ring before josh allen
>>153258805so what's the script for the superb owl?hawks over pats 28-24? reverse of 11 years ago?
>>153263097
>>153263045And isnt the one coach mike mcdaniel? kek
Travis is winning the Walter Payton Man of the Year award tomorrow
>>153262820I remember my freshman year in high school they were cutting kids from the freshman team. Near 100 kids came out to play. Nowadays the same school can barely dress 60. I imagine pop warner is even more dire.
>>153263162Dress 60 for varsity*
>>153263045>>153263125it's not saleh?
>>153263118so they predict 0% pats win but it will go to OT? lolsounds more like a 60-40 to me
>>153263174Lebbos don't count as far as I know
>>153263177are you retarded? that is at the end of the game as the ball is in the air on the game winning FG. they were at over 80% at the end of the 4th quarter before giving up the tie to send it to OT
>>153262776maybe but he also consistently picked them before games and cast both their playoff games. He watched enough of their games and liked enough of what he saw to hire his new head coach from them. He has to have seen a lot of Seahawks tape in the decision to hire Kubiak and he can't hide that he likes what he sees.Plus obviously they're NFC so how well they do doesn't really affect him in LV.
>>153263198oh I get it, in real time the % would change, since it's final it will always end in 100-0 well unless they tied and stayed tied but that can only happen regular season yeah?
>>153263264Yes now lurk more
wild how fanatics has singlehandedly taken anti semitsm mainstream
>>153263198>>153263264showing me a graph but then the top being labeled 100-0 threw me off, I figured the probability at the top would be the aggregate average and not the endso yes I am retarded but I have the power to learn
>>153263264that and its also a cap from last year when NE and SEA played in like week 3C. Stoll is no the seahawks center anymore
>>153263284hoc has been shouting anti semetic slurs from the rooftops ever since 2017
>Montana vs Brady goat debates>Mahomes fell off after being exposed as a ref baby who flopsYeah I'm thinking we're back
>>153263323watch out of he switches teams thoughthey'll throw him a win if he does (before 2030 anyway)
He's panicked
>>153263323Brady>Montana>Mahomes. Mahomes will perhaps surpass Montana by the end of his career, though. Brady, no chance.I don't think people really realize at this juncture that Mahomes is never going back to his Chiefs dynasty numbers. He's about to enter the "Russ playing himself out of the HoF" type of years. Not enough to be a backup, but enough that he'll look definitively mortal and average for a few years.I've unironically seen Chiefs fans on here trying to say that it's still a dynasty and that they will win the Super Bowl next year. The delusion is real. The only question for me is how it affect Mahomes' legacy when he teeters around 11th-14th in the league and has no real playoff presence for the next few years(either misses them or a one and done WC).I have no doubt he'll have a later career resurgance once the Chiefs get enough pieces for a year or two of playoff relevance, but people expecting him to get back on the dynasty train next year are in for a very rude awakening.
>>153263374BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>153263323>>Mahomes fell offnice head canon
>>153263358he's controlled by the chiefs until like 2033 because of the retarded deal he signed
>MVP this year is unironically going to a guy who didn't even win his division, didn't even make the Super Bowl, and didn't even have that incredible of a yearThis really should have been one of the years they gave it to a non-QB. Pro Bowl and HoF were already disgraced this year and Stafford winning MVP also looks pathetic. Not a good year for the media award guys.
>>153263403>didn't even have that incredible of a yearretard. and which non qb deserved it? garrett with his 5-win team?
>>153263403It's just 'the QB award' at this point and they'd start having to consider QBs for the offensive player of the year. QB play this year hasn't been great but Stafford crushed it this year. The award is for regular-season play, the only reason Maye is even being considered, and the Rams looked like the best team in the NFL most of the season.
>>153263382He looks nervous and like he's aged 10 years in the last week
>>153263395kek
>>153263558Go tell someone five years ago that Sam Darnold at 30 will be better than Patrick Mahomes at 30.
>>153262569Do leftists ever not lie?Go Giants - both of them!
>>153262717Only ESPN would give a thing like this a platform. Invalidates the entire network, altho it hasn't been legit for decades.
>>153263045Just go ahead and say meritocracy is racist. That's what they're all saying without saying it.
Can anyone tell me what purpose does this serve? Why not have the full tribune?
>>153263045Kek they are going to force teams to hire black HCs arent they
Admit it, the playoffs were boring without the Chiefs
>>153263734They were boring because most of the teams were terrible schedulebabbies
>>153262820You’re too obvious pedoknees
Peak Mahomes was better than Peak Brady. Brady will beat him in longevity as Mahomes relies on his legs more and Chiefs look like they are not getting a running game any time soon. If I had to a build a team and could pick any QB I'm picking Mahomes. Brady can only win with a good defense. Mahomes has won without a running game and with a meh defense. That 2022 SB run was the greatest accomplishment in QB history desu.
>>153263715It looks cool
Caleb Williams has successfully sissified the entire city of Chicago.
>>153262441Ryback
>>153263734Every single game was kino with the exception of pats and seahawks games
>>153263782John Elway is the greatest QB to ever play the game and it isn’t particularly close
>>153262820>getting your ass beat by 4th period chemistry
>>153263929He was just Peypey before Peypey existed. Great regular season QB that choked in the playoffs
>>153263974You're just butthurt that Macdonald left for greener pastures
>>153263974his sigma autism protects him from your alpha-beta analysis
The Patriots lost to the Raiders
>>153263974ooof that's not looking good
>>153264004And the stoolers
this is nuts
I think the Patriots are going to win in the Super Bowl. Too many people put too much emphasis on "winning ugly" and just think that because the Seahawks played a more traditional game against the Rams that that means they're a better team. Such a weird distinction. There was just a lot of ugly defensive football on the AFC side and for no reason, people equate that with being a bad team.There's going to be people pretending it's a shock when the Patriots win, but it won't be to me. Better coaching, grittier team, more dynamic offense. Patriots 28-24.
>>153264074>traditional gameThey're the better team because they had to play the second best team three times this season
>the architect of the ELECTRIC 2021-2022 jets offense is teaming up with the architect of the ELECTRIC 2023-2024 jets offenseas a russian saying goes, dva debila - eto sila (two retards make a mighty squad)
>>153262578
>>153264095>they played the second best team!Completely meaningless because they are divisional opponents and they both already know the most about each other that any team can. Literally night and day difference.And your "second best team" lost to some absolute dogshit teams during the season too.
>>153264124Meanwhile the Patriots lost to Geno Smith
>>153264124The Seahawks and Patriots played the Steelers in back to back weeks, how did that go?
>>153264095Who is the second best team and why? I don't agree with that assessment. The Rams had a great offense and very poor defense and special teams. They won very close games against two teams in the playoffs that I would consider legitimately bad teams(Panthers and Bears). Both of those teams could have easily eliminated the Rams. The Patriots and Broncos are both better teams than the Rams.You guys evaluate teams far too heavily on scoreboards and offensive stats. Most of you really are just casuals LARPing as ball knowers. It's literally not possible for you retards to think a team is good if their QB doesn't put up good stats or if they don't score over 20 points.
>Cooper DeJean>White
>>153264140>>153264162>bringing up September football againYup, casual retards. The common opponent thing also doesn't matter. Transitive doesn't work in football. Patriots lost to Steelers who lost to the Seahawks who lost to the Bucs who lost to the Patriots. Meaning...nothing.
>>153264202Hes french
>>153264168>Bears>bad teamwhat
>>153264074They barely scraped together 10 points against a worse defense and were only there in the first place because shroud spazzed out
Patsfags talk about how statistically good their team is but write paragraphs when you bring up who they put up those statistics on
>>153264216>french>white
Everybody is still whining about Bill’s HoF snub yet nobody has been able to argue why he wasn’t proven to be a bus rider.>losing record without Brady>until Brady showed up, worse record with the Pats than his fired predecessor (Pete Carroll) had>did nothing of note after Brady left New England>all of his HC rings came with the greatest offensive player ever>both of his DC rings came with the greatest defensive player ever>looked completely pedestrian without themBelichick is the equivalent of a third stringer happening to ride the bench on a dynasty.
>>153264168>the Patriots and Broncos are both better than the Rams
>>153263833city has been nothing but fags and gangs for years
>>153264275That’s every major US city from LA to Boston, Miami to Seattle and everything in between.
>>153264263Retard
>>153264265Rams have no defense
Fraudminder the nfc is a fraudulent conference
>>153264265Rams lost to the Falcons and Panthers. Then almost lost to them again.
This Super Bowl will be fantastic. Either the seahawks will be exposed and their fans will throw a shitfit over it, or the pats will be exposed and their fans will post walls of text coping about how they were le ebin underdogs just happy to be there. We get coastie tears either way.
>>153264347>their fans will post walls of text coping about how they were le ebin underdogs just happy to be there.Reminder that we cannot allow Patsniggers to live down their weeks of saying they would win
>>153264263retard
>"Year of the horse"
>>153264265But that's accurate.
>>153264356Of the two franchises, people have been way, way more cocky saying the Seahawks will rape the Patriots than the other way around. It's weird that you faggots will simultaneously talk the most massive amount of shit and then turn around and consider yourselves victims if people just disagree with you kek.>HAHA THE SEAHAWKS ARE GOING TO FUCKING ANALLY RAPE THE PATRIOTS 30-0 THIS IS GOING TO BE AN ABSOLUTE SHITSTOMPING DIRTNAP FOR THE CHEATRIOTS>I think the Patriots could win>*gasp* *grasps pearls* You monster!
>>153264435IRL you’re correct, /sp/ is a pats deepthroat/persecution complex board though.
>>153264479Macdonalds defensively covering his balls while vrabels entire front is thrust out and exposed
>>153264435Patties are so sensitive kek
>Epstein files reveal your teams owner is objectively evilDo you still root for them and buy their product?
Jordan Love to the Jets
>>153264569Luckily, my team isn’t in the files :)
>>153264569>rooting for a team and giving them money>instead of betting and rooting for outcomes that give you moneyDo goyim really?
>>153262719you sound like a stinky jeetjew esl tripfaggot tbqhwyfamalam
>>153264210January football has not been kind to the Patriots.
I cannot remember an Owl contender more insecure than Patties this year. They absolutely freak out when you don't take them seriously
>>153263045>"clueless anti-football pussy"
>>153264435Not sure what you expected. People have been doing this for years even to the TB Bucs when Brady joined. The biggest reason why I think that the Patriots will win is because Mike Vrabel has far more headcoaching experience and playoff experience than Mike Macdonald and has even won superbowls before and knows what it takes to win one. If it was any other team in the owl other than the chiefs, people would not be acting like this
>>153264435I say this and I react like this.
>>153264653>If it was any other team in the owl other than the chiefs, people would not be acting like thisDaaaawwwwwwwwww you're such a victim
>>153264328Broncos have no offense
call me retarded if you must but i'm genuinely feeling really optimistic about Tennessee's coaching now.
>>153264677Once you get your shit pushed in you're the one that will be crying lol and it will be exactly what this image describes
>>153264653The Seahawks have everything to lose here. Everyone has talked them up too much. If the Patriots lose, whatever. They were underdogs and everyone already wrote them off. If the Seahawks lose after everyone said they basically can't lose this game, that Darnold revived his entire career and already proved everyone wrong, the Patriots are frauds, and the Seahawks took a victory lap before the game was even played...it's going to be pretty embarrassing.
>>153264742>Everyone has talked them up
>>153264344The Patriots lost to the Raiders
>>153264686The offense got fucked by the Patriots d line. There were plays where meinerz was getting bulldozed into the backfield by Tonga and the rest of the line was getting its lunch money stolen. With milton back that line is the best in the league right now
The superbowl will end 6-7 and the entire world will collapse in on itself
>>153264796Why aren't the Raiders in the owl then?
>>153264569goodell and league friends already despise the Ford family so idk
>>153264872next year they will be
>>153263929lmao>>153263970Elway was mid as fuck in the regular season what are you talking about, literally zero first team all pros. His best games in his career came in the playoffs against shitty browns teams
>>153264883Not with that roster they won't, lol
>>153264872Cause only 2 teams can play
>>153264950Why aren't the Raiders playing in the owl instead of the Patriots since you think they are the better team?
Kangbros who do you want to draft? For me, it's Kayden Mcdonald in the first. Emmet Johnson in the second. And a backup O-tackle in the third.
Patties saying Darnold will turn into a pumpkin when Maye has had 5 foombles so far
>>153264825You're fucking retarded because the Raiders held them to 10 points too
>>153264903>elway is mid because he couldn't consistent be the best of 4-5 hof qbs
it's very simplepatriots will win because they want it more (on account of being called frauds all year)
>>153264979Darnold didn't play any good defenses. Maye played 3 top 5 defenses.Seahawks playoff opponents: #17 #20Patriots playoff opponents: #1 #2 #5
>>153264978carson beck
>>1532649796. In two games. Then he threw 86 yards against Denver.
>>153265098Sucks that the Patriots lost that game since you can't win games unless your QB has a good stat line.
>>153264983Performative loss so everyone would fade them during the playoffs based on that exact logic
>>153265117Your fraudulent Patties will finally be exposed on the biggest stage
Is my man Big Ben going to be a first ballot Hofer or will they do him dirty like they did to Belichick because of the rape stuff?
>>153264978A Big Nig.
>>153265080So now opponent quality matters?
>>153265085i don't know if I could deal with crowd shots of abella danger during my Kangz games. Hideous creature.
>[Tran] #49ers RB Roger Craig has been elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame, per reports. The official announcement will come Thursday at the NFL Honors.based about time
>>153265042He was legitimately mid. It's not a Brees situation at all
>>153265158>the rape stuff?Didn't hurt (((bobby kraft))) at all. Ben should be fine.
>>153265129I've been hearing that a lot this last month. I would have been embarrassed if the Chargers knocked us out because that would have actually made us frauds. But it's a bit hard to take the fraud talk seriously when we're in the Super Bowl. Not to mention that if you just keep guessing every week that we're going to lose it kinda loses its impact. Even if the Patriots do wind up losing you guys will still be massive retards since you predicted they would lose every playoff game. It will just be extra funny if they really do win it all this year.
>>153265129Patties are going to be styling all over the shithawks defense, kek
>>153265184he played in the best qb era of football and would shit all over the modern game, and i say this as a packer fan
>>153265179CMC is a lock now
>>153265173I could say the same to you. So now it doesn't matter?
>>153265214Keeeeeeeeeeeek wild deflectionsPatties are so sensitive
>>153265223Keeeeeeeeeeeek wild deflectionsxhehawks are so sensitive
This owl game is really gonna suck ass, huh?
>>153265203Best QB era is easily the Brady, Manning, Rodgers, Brees era. In the 80s you had Marino and Montana way ahead of everyone else, Elway was barely above league average outside of a mickey mouse strike year. Had some good playoff runs up until the SB though. Then in the 90s he was never better than Young and Favre, and his "all time great" status was achieved by TD carrying him. It would be like if Stafford won the owl this year and people were putting him in top 10 talks
>>153265249Yes
>>153265249Well, it's a little boring narratively because the Seahawks are a very boring team. But as far as actual quality of football, it will be just fine. It's the #1 team in the NFC and #1 team in the AFC facing off.
new>>153265265>>153265265
>>153265255this makes sense if you never watched classic sports or boomer ball and see that he threw on horrible down schedule and dragged several teams with little talent to victory. look, marino had the best arm of his era, no one is going to out run someone throwing to jerry rice on an already stacked team, and brett favre was the clutch guy of the time. none of this makes elway mid, you are a stat stroker
>>153265204lol craig is a 3x super bowl world champ. cmc is a 3x playoffs and SB choker
>>153265249Its gonna be low scoring probably 17-10
>>153265317>winz for RBsThis isn't the 1920s
