KangZ Edition >>153274450
>>153277808>>153277808>>153277808>>153277808
Go pens
>rags
Why does Emily Kaplan look so off?
>devlels
My Debbie’s ):
>rolls into thread
>>153277815I feel like I would benefit from this and gain insight and wisdom that I do not currently have, but that just seems böring as fuck to me
is he playin' tonight?
Well, at least the Sens won in the end. But wtf. That shouldn't have gone to Garytime.
Kucherov will win the Art Ross
Our penguins (:
>>153277794you don't say that
>>153277836howdy
>>153277839He's a dumbass anyways, the premier hockey GM autism game is Eastside Hockey Manager with mods.
bud1
>>153277873which one lets you become a wag though?
Tate Mcrae has turned on Canada
>>153277891KWAB
panthers chimping out again
FIGHT
>>153277873sheesh, and I'd never heard of such a game
TKAMOGGED
>>153277891oh she's turned me on alrightshame that she's fuggin jack hughes tho
God damn I fucking hate the Panthers.Like how am I supposed to root for team USA when this fucking cocksucking faggot Tkachuk on the team?
>>153277891i don't know what her deal is but i checked her out on wikifeet as you do and i can say hughes really knows how to pick them, glad she's on our side
>>153277925>personally ruined the devils entire season with her female sorcery>now supporting team usaare you guys sure she isn't a double agent
Fewest regulation wins at home in NY Ranger history:2025-26: 2 in 251943-44: 4 in 25 1942-43: 5 in 25 1944-45: 7 in 25 1936-37: 7 in 24 An absolute disgrace! To be worse at home than during the Ranger's darkest era in their 100 year history (when their best players were forced to fight WW2). Not to mention this is their centennial year! Chris Drury should be ashamed of the product he is putting out there. This franchise is now in the abyss thanks solely to him.
>J.T. Miller on the message to the Rangers heading into the Olympic break:{"I don't know. We just need to enjoy or take time - I literally don't know. Come back with a better mindset I guess"This is the guy they brought in to be captain.
>>153277828Bitch never responded to my cum tributes I mailed her
I love Florida/Tampa chimpouts
i hope we get blots/kitties in the yoffs
lmao bolts/pantherse games are always such shitshows
thunderbug is ready to throw down
How the fuck did Kuch get a penalty at all let alone a game misconduct? He literally did nothing while two players knocked him down to the ice without the puck.
Combined IQ of ottawa senators lockerroom is 45 Holy fuck why do they look ugly and sound retarded
>>153277975a solid No BS message from the captain
>>153277840No
>>153277984I'm happy that my bros Pastrnak and Geekie will be able to go to the playoffs and enjoy the game with their families
>>153277975Lmao it's no wonder canucks locker room was a mess with leaders like Miller and Hughes
>ThaCuck literally sneaks up to a guy from behind and smashes him to the ground>Forsling literally dragging a ref around trying to break that fight upGary will still give Panthers the poweplay
good for hagel
>>153277999to be fair, brady brings down the locker room average by a LOT
I had sex with tate mcraewe used to call her "tater"she was such a hoe everyone in school would say "tater don't dater!"she also got made fun of for looking like squidwardnow she's famous lol
>>153277975Miller should be heading to Maui, not Milan (୧༼ಠ益ಠ∩༽
kitties having a melty
>>153278024cool fanfiction trb
>throwing the coach to the locker roomLol
>>153278034they can feel their playoff chances slipping away no amount of department of panther safety can save them this year
paul maurice probably named the Gary and that was the final straw
this is a complete fucking shitshow lel
This chick in the red could get it
>>153278047KARMA POLICE
i'll check back in a few minutes when it's sorted lol
>bloated ego maurice bootedKWABdid the checks to gary bounce?
>>153277999I imagine players just want to die when they are sent to play in Ottawa.
>>153278024Lmao ok japan sounds believable
>>153278058>gourdeno suprise there
>>153278008It's crazy how good Geekie has become. He deserves to go to playoffs for carrying the squad
>>153278051>former women's hockey playerLesbian, evangelical cultist or both
based thunderbug tossing the boys a chair
i would die for thunderbug
My penguins (:Too bad that they gave the islanders two points and missed out on three points );They would be in a bette playoff position.
>>153278070Only makes her hotter
>>153278078are you part of the yakuza that created the boltZ?
tarasov is ded
tkachuk is responsible for tarasov's injury if you really think about it
kreider bobrovsky it would be so fucking funny
damn couldn't happen to a nicer team lmaohope mcbitch cripples tkachuk with a sneaky elbow at the olympics
LETS GO PENS
>>153278098it makes sense
>>153278088only thunderbug knows my secrets, sorry bud.
Tarasov? More like Torn-groin-asov
>>153278108Erm based
kitties are a dirty team
>>153278078Well get to it then
>>153278058Guentzel also
>>153278124I think people wouldn't care so much if it weren't for the massive league hypocrisy about them. no other team could get away with what they do systematically
MORE FIGHTING
>>153278137_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>153278125why would he do this? is he not powerful enough already?
hank and bussi go way back
>>153278092Good. (Who does he play for?)
>>153278158cute :3
all this fighting reminds me of 04/17/22
nice save, vasyNOT
>"BE THERE, BRO!!!"
so much for a shootout :/
>>153278055Thanks, I'm now in the mood to listen to Radiohead.
>>153278068100% agree. And frankly I believe personality matters too and him and Pasta just represent the Bruins with so much class. Khusnitdinov has won me over as well. Ah fucking hell now I want to fast forward to when the season resumes
My pens winning the cup
>>153278207I listen to creep when I prepare my cum tributes to Emily Kaplan
>>153278236I want to see Crosby make playoffs one final time
very satisfying rape of the panturds tonight
MAKE IT 7-1 BOLTZ
>>153278207>https://youtu.be/TNRCvG9YtYI?si=29XR1HHXwnyG_sQ1
that was a divegrass tier call lmaotrying to save their pimps from further humiliation
>>153278245
>>153277913i made this oc
>>153278283Thank you for your service
Yes I'm here for the boy aquarium
>>153278236Dats rite (:
if i had a million dollars for every penalty minute called this game, i'd be rich
knights are up by 1
Jesus Panthers WTF
if i had a million dollars, well, i'd buy (you) a fur coat. not a real fur coat, that's cruel.
thats right goyim, watch the rivalry™
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGfllz_P2_k
Kitties? More like shitties
Is Panarin playan
it will take multiple teams utterly shitting the bed AND the cats getting their shit together for them to even squeak into the playoffs at this point
If I were rich, I'd buy the /hoc/ mansion in nova scotia
pretty happy with the standings right now ngl
>>153278293they're in the showers right now, pekka
>>153278319If I had a million dollars I'd be middle class
>>153278293
I don't remember the Blackhawks, Penguins, or even the Bolts being as hated as the Panthers are during their respective successful runs. Only the Kings were on a similar level.Why do you all hate the Panthers?
If I had a million dollars I would qualify for a mortgage
Huomenta but the oppositeThank God Tomorrow is Friday
based doro
it looks like the Knight will slay the King
>>153278352They're a dirty sunbelt team
omg it's a golden shoah
>>153278352I want to.rape them
gary has a million dollars
based mitch
the knights are on pace to score fifteen goals against the kings
reminder texas is not sunbelt anymore because it snowed herehope that clears things up
karma for fleecing NY like that, LA.
My knighties
>>153278372Gary may not be as rich as some, but he's rich in other ways.,,, He's a grower, not a shower
>Tampa Bay's 6 unique goal scorers tonight are all Olympians, and all 6 will represent a different country
>>153278398and Kucherov aint one of them
sad fight
>>153278372he has far more than that in his cayman islands bank account
>>153278372he has many million dollars
>>153278397have you seen his mansion?? im sure its safe to assume he has a place on marthas vineyard too.
>>153278398that's cool
>kongs getting bodied>Pick on some AHL kidwhy?
>>153278407I thought Bobby Holik was #1
>>153278407it's messed up that he's richer than crosby
lmao hill you silly goose
at least the kangz arent losing to the oilers in the first round this year
>>153278434cool it with the antisemitism
>>153278434he could have more than gary by now if he contractmaxxed but he likes his 8.7 million per year which is also an insanely generous discount for the pens
>>153278470autism has prevented him from accumulating generational wealth
did he just have a fucking seizure?
Ouch!
>>153278481I think he was just kicking his legs in pain but who knows
>>153278441I hope they trade this fat fuck
>>153278481reminds me of xhe rb who faked seizures to get benzos
>>153277808>>>/trash/
>>153278539yeah was weird he had his eyes open and was kicking his legs while his body was stiff, thought it hit his head but thankfully just the jaw i guess. was bretty scary for a second
>>153278293a little something fun for you friendo ;)
>>153278556>Telling people to move a sports related thread, on/sp/, to /trash/???????
>>153278581i watched all 46 seconds
>>153278581now do bedard and celebrini
gary lawless said sweden has the best blue line in the olympics
Can we just have one threads without you creepy faggots lusting for young adults.
>>153278596it doesn't generate images of real people anon and also it's one thing to have a little fun with AI slop but making sexualized images of actual people is the degenerate behaviour
Tampa now has as many wins as Colorado and they don’t get to feast on the dogshit west.
The Panthers are pathetic. Thankfully they’re going back to obscurity where they belong
>>153278620six less regulation wins
poor bastard
Tkachuk turtles just like Trouba
HUGE W for Gary, the show has grown the game more than he could ever hope to do on his own.
>>153278639I think I'm becoming a softie o'er the years but stuff like this makes me feel bad :[
>>153278404kek
>>153278671Is thet Panarin and Mangiapane (Panny) ?
>>153278066yes huhcall my mom if you don't believe me
christ they're mutiplying
Just had some BANGIN' chocolate strawberry cake breh
>>153278726I banged your moms chocolate strawberry last night
>>153278732My mom is dead, retard
>>153278732>bragging about getting my sloppy secondskwab
>>153278671I hate this.
>>153278752cry about it
>>153278671can't wait for the show about the teenage tennis lesbians transparently based on anna kournikova and maria sharapovich with graphic sex
>>153278756there's the movie blue is the warmest colori couldnt watch this with my gf
why isn't panarin playingi feel like he would solve this no-scoring problem kind of fast
>>153278767a-anon, ruskis are banned from the olympics
>>153278773los angeles sure takes the olympics seriously
>>153278767He’s shit
what is the nhl equivalent of the dakembe mutumbo finger wag
well I gues kuzmenko was fine after all despite looking like he had a broken jaw
>>153278352>Why do you all hate the Panthers?They've been dirty for several seasons and never get suspended.
>>153278618when prompting you can't just say a real person but you can say like "a person who looks identical to a clone of (insert famous person)". I did this with a photo of my dad's doctor, i tried to get it to put his face on a bottle of anal lube and it said it wouldnt do real people so i said "a guy that looks almost exactly like the man in the picture" and it looked just like him lol
>>153278767Breadman hasn't played in over a week, he'd embarrass himself let alone LA losing 6-0
>>153278904interesting. I'll leave it to the experts anon, it's not my thang
>>153278404>>153278693Check out the scoreboard
>>153278922WHAT THE HELL IT'S TIED NOW? OH NOOOOOO
Rick Flair is an oompa loompa
>>153278826when crosby scores and deepthroats the butt end of his stick past the grip
>>153278931>IT'S TIEDIt's 4 - 1, retard.
>>153278974Made you look
I thought Ceci was on the Oilers
>>153278984>No, you don't understand. I not retarded. I was just....um.....tricking you into looking!Ok, bro.
>>153278994He's either struck a deal with the devil or is the most convincing person alive to still have a job in the NHL.
>>153279011with the devil, you say
How many more times are the refs gonna find ways to give Kongs these dogshit PPs?
>>153279034How else are they going to get a loser point of the game?
>>153279047which team
>>153278995
>>153279051Yes
I still cannot believe Kuch got a 10 minute misconduct when he got blindsided twice and then just stood there and watched without participating in the fighting at all
imagine getting goalied by 2025-2026 adin hill
>>153279170imagine to the 2025-2026 knights at all
>>153279183a few teams have managed that but hill has a .850 save percentage this season
well that's it folx, no more NHL for literally weeks upon weeks upon weeks.
LET'S GO SHARKS
>>153279195my team hasn't
>>153279203imagine if WW3 starts during the break and the last gary game will be a knights-king slopfest
>>153279214they played through ww2
>>153279157hm yes interesting patterns emerging around this particular team
Knights stay Kingslaying
>>153279216Wow! Really?!?! They played through a European war!! Wowwie!!! That has fuck all to do with what I said!! Thanks for the non-input copey, you retarded spiclet!!
kwab!
>>153279228You're not just a condescending, but you're also retarded.
>>153279228not me tranny but rent free kwab
>>153279232Kek some beaner at the game was passing through the seats and said "king coming through? King coming through!"He was getting heckled by everyone.
>>153279228worked
>>153279236Wowwie!! A retard sharing it's opnion when nobody asked?! Must be a tranny!!>>153279241Wowwie!! A tranny acting like a coward pretending to be something it's not?? Must be /hoc/'s favorite dead-beat dad!! How's Sergio doing, you assfucked faggot?
>>153279250Why do you trannies always sign your posts like a bunch of crying retards?
>>153279255holy worked! serge is good he had to take his cat to the emergency vet last knight
>>153279261you're sounding awfully raped right now
what even set this retard off
When do we get to watch hockey again?
>>153279270lady hockey olympic games are on tomorrow
>i dont have to interact with /hoc/ for 3 weeksHoly based
>>153279263Damn, hope it had to be put down so it wouldn't have to look at your fat neck any more.>>153279265Hey, you're the expert on being raped, I'll take your word for it. Please, tell us more about how much of a raped bitch bud made.
>>153279290i've never met that cat but he's all good he has asthma stay mad buddy!
>six minutes for a n-no youkwab
>>153279275I was discussing ockey with some coworkers the other day (mostly female) and they mentioned how they heard about the delays in the olympic hockey rinks and how on the news they said it would all be ready to go in time for the men's BUT WHAT THE HELL THE WOMEN'S HOCKEY IS HAPPENING FIRST so there was this mild feminist movement (and fair point btw) but now I feel like I have to try and watch the women's hockey because they're going to ask me about it and I can't just not watch it now
>>153279299You talk too much
>>153279288
>>153279299lmao they probably think you are a homosexual
>>153279309https://youtu.be/Pii6hjCj_T0?si=CGZhaqHzQqOphgNf
a time of bountiful >ragsing
>>153279299well you can always just make shit up if they ask you about it
>>153279294>so raped xhe's tok scared to reply properlytypical raped bitch behavior>>153279293Cat's luckier than we are. Stay gashed tranny!
>>153279320I'm glad his comments are picking up steam. He says he doesn't know what to do after every loss. He's a shit captain. I hope he had an abysmal olympics.
>>153279313why would they think I'm an homosexual just because I like an hockey game or two?
>>153279367it's a canadian, they're always thinking about that
>>153279299>ockey
>checking into the VGK post game on stream>Stream is not cutting to commercial break so listening to the VGK announcers talking on hot mic>Gary Lawless so fucking angry for something someone said in between segments he sounds like he's about to start cursing through his fat ass and is holding in his seething whenever they are livefucking kek
>>153279374its true
>>153279324we don't sign our posts here
>>153279374I don't. Because I'm not a shorks fag.
sad they separated /mammamiahoc/ from /hoc/big ego small dick burgers can't deal with dangerous latvia or masculine france beating them
>>153279395damn i hope someone reposts it
>>153279412>mammamiahocwhat's all this then?
>>153279416pls repost kaplanbrini.webm
canadians aren't gay
>>153279467You're rightThey are fags
>>153279341I wonder what Larry Brooks things of him
>>153279479>>153279374
They should bring back pro stars
>>153279500I don't remember these. Must have been strictly canuckdian. Having an 80s Waybe Jet-ski autograph would be pretty tits tbqh
dog /hoc/people /hoc/extinct animal /hoc/some russian team /hoc/italian /hoc/australian /hoc/cat /hoc/
>>153279538Italy won yesterday in women's hockey
>>153279545>w*mens hockeyplan the parade
>>153279545tbqvh both female h* ckey teams from baguette and pastalavida national teams trained in montréal, québec, canadait's not talentit's canadian diplomacy
Nigga's last name is Hymen
>>153279550Oooh a parade is a day off work that sounds nice
>>153279572cool it
i'm excited yet dreading the Olympics to be perfectly honest desu
>>153279580why dread anon? it's a time of comradery and good will. its meant for everyone to have either a great experience or a very good experience.
>>153279580yurajj nayshion 11!!!!1!!
>>153279597caulfields teammates were so nice to kneel down for this photo
>>153279593idk honestly, the last Olympics i saw were in 2010 with my dad and our hockey has fallen off so much since then it's ridiculous. and the people got worse generally too so it's pretty grim but still looking forward to it a little>>153279597he's a good player but in no way he deserves the glaze he gets
>>153279600goalfield and **** ******* were in the epstein files btwso lower your tone
>>153279613anon, people in montreal could throw beer in your face for dirispek against #20
>>153279625kek maybe one day i'll visit
>>153279620honcho G Betty?
>>153279668nope
>>153279395Lawless is a fat fuck of a scum bag of jizzm. Baffles me how his fucking button doesn’t pop off on live tv at times.
Those of us that watched the juniors knew that McKenna had SERIOUS immaturity issues
>>153279692>implying it wasn't simply removed overnight like at the D Trummy mentions
>>153279707that one about how trump has written more books than he's read is pretty fucking funny ngl
Hyman should have gotten in. We all agree
>>153279716I haven't been following that closely (shit's exhausting tbqh) but that is pretty 'ilarious, but also something he would take as a high compliment.>>153279705I hope this becomes an example case. If you're going to be/are/hoping to be making millions in a major league character should matter as much as skill. If it's not his fault and his record is clean fine, but if he's guilty of assault he should be banished to the minors forever.
>>153279705then that means he will be a perfect fit for my nuckies
shannon said the rags won the trade
>>153279723lmao whose spot should he have?
knights finishing on a two game heater before the break bros
>>153279753whichever player you like the most
Where do you guys go to read up on your team's prospects
>>153279791wait are there better resources than fourchan/hoc/?
>>153279791I do not read
>>153279791probably the elite prospects but you will have to pay, otherwise just type in your team + prospect pool to see what those who are in the know are saying
>>153279791my team just trades em away so what's the point
>>153279791i ask grok if they're gay
>>153279805>otherwise just type in your team + prospect pool to see what those who are in the know are sayingthat's pretty much what I've been doing. From my extensive research Stenberg and McKenna are the only top tier prospects in this year's draft
>>153279859yeah it's a shit year this year. i doubt either of those top 2 will be career ppg players when all is said and done
how do i watch olympics without signing up to cbc gem?
>>153279884we have to use peacock here
>>153279884? isn't cbc gem free for canadians? I didn't have to pay when I signed up
>>153279884I can stream all the aussie stuff for free through ChannelNine. which means no hockey for me. I don't pay for streaming services so I'll have to watch youtube highlights. pretty fuckin' lame.
>>153279916Olympics is the only thing our public broadcaster does right
>>153279884you just create an account for free
>>153279923I mean, if I had a TV I would be in better shape, but I think even then the broadcasts are mostly Aussie and we barely have anything happening in the Winter Olympics. I'll figure out some way to make it exciting
Why did they make it so you have to sign into Gem? I liked just going to the web zone and watching without signing into anything
What's a good VPN service so I can watch? I get targeted ads for them all the time but frankly shit is expensive
