Pasta Edition>>153282894
>>153293232mamma mia!
My penguins (:
bud is crying about the leafs mogging his shit team again lol
>>153293255Erm standings
>>1532932551967:)
>>1532932711980 whenever
Toronto traded their first, a top prospect and another free pick to Boston for a bottom pair defenseman. They are one of the worst teams in the league with a fanbase that ran their most talented player ever since Sittler out of town because their fanbase can't help but be petulant retards.unfortunately the hockey world is subjected to hearing their retarded fans talk about this sport and how they are "cursed"
19 days anons ..
>>153293291Just like my islanders
Remember when people said he was facing 20 years in prison?
I get most of my music taste from /mu/
>>153293315i dont like the idea of a man singing a songseems gay
>>153293325Funny because I refuse to listen to women singers.i can’t relate to them.
>>153293315I have no idea what they like except from shit like 15 years ago like Death Grips and NMH
First /hoc/ nhl olympics in over a decade. How many Anons died waiting for this?
>>153293356Sam
>>153293315
>>153293315I only use /mu/ for its wiki
et le buuut! what a beautiful goal
Musictards are gay
>>153293291Jokes on you. We're winning the cup this year and GODthews is getting the Gold and tournament mvp.
>>153293315Oh really? What big my chemical romance fan? Meanstwhile they shit on Brand New for petty non music related reasons? Nah. Gonna make like their Jannies never will and pass.
>>153293334tate sings songs
>>153293410Zayne parkeh is Indian
>>153293334Can’t relate to this post because I love Jewel.
>>153293415Shes a traitor to Canada I hope she loses her citizenship
>>153293437mad at Flamiacs?
>>153293445She endorsed team usa for the Olympics
Total amount of goals scored this year
>>153293451#Alberta51
I could never be mad at the Flamiacs or Takagi
>>153293065Toews won a cup genius
In 2015 I was flown and boated out to a creepy man’s private island and taken advantage of. What team do you think I root for?
>>153293628The Islanders
>>153293512whats a cup genius?
>>153293660Boo this man
every fucking retard in this thread would have been thrown out by Oba Femi by now
>>153293696wo dat
>>153293696just for minding my own business?
>>153293723you got garried
a canadian woman walks into a bar
>>153293723what a cool webm! how did you make it?
get in herethis is the real florida gary doesn't want you to seehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9XE434s7C4g&pp=uAQw0gcJCSUBLa19xc3H
no hockey today
true crime fans should be raped for the public's entertainment
Where can one watch olympic hockey. Ideally for free.
>>153293793anon have i ever see you on these american cop cams?
>>153293756top secret!
>>153293748I can't name a single attractive Canadian woman. In my headcanon they all have BO, are covered in tats, and had multiple abortions. The combination of "Canadian" and "woman" alone is enough to make me limp as an earthworm
no hockey tonight with my garyno hockey tonight with my spee
>>153293804cbc website or radio canada
Rename /hoc/ to /ice/ for the duration of the Olympics
>>153293837Retard there’s always an Olympic hockey thread>>153270964
>>153293814>even imagining the word woman makes a faggot limpWe know
I used to blast to shania twain music videos
>>153293852good burgoy
>>153293837I'll try my best to include games and dates in the OP
Huomenta but the opposite
cute!
>>153293971Those look like fucking shit
>>153293971Matthews singlehandedly lost the 4NC
>>153294005Yeah idunno who these are for exactly>>153294006probably why he's still in stock'chuk is looking pretty 'chukie though
Jd Vance got booed at the Olympics
>>153294015>mcfarlane sportsDamn, what happened. I have mcfarlene hockey things that look tons better than that
>>153294019he gets booed every time he appears anywhere
they really captured quinn hughes sad face
Next NHL expansion team better have a fucking demented animal as the logo.
>>153294020maybe your stuff is from before they started producing in chynia
>>153294019You have to be a sick person to boo this man
>>153294043His wife is hot
>>153294015lmao they couldn't even be bothered to have his mouthguard sticking out of his mouth
>>153294047Not as hot as you
>>153294039look I know AI slop is grating but it's just too damn good for shit like this
still not buying your slop gareth
How many players will get hurt in the Olympics?
>>153294251hopefully >tkatchuk x 2>mc kino>jarvis>nelson>bennett>larkinand>matthews just for funsuzuki san and godflovski make it through
>>153294326Something tells me that Matthews is already hurtin
>>153294331
I caught norovirus from the Finnish women's ice hockey team!
>>153294346that's crazy, i gave it to them
>>153294326jarvis is indestructible
>>153294346based fellow lesbo
>>153294326Oy vey Gary won’t like this
>>153294346So did jamaica bobsled team
BOMBACLAT !1!!
Please remember that Finnish people are Snow Elves. They're special people with a unique, rich culture and we should respect and appreciate their kind and intelligent approach to life when they choose to grace us in these threads.I've never met one but I'm convinced they're like angels walking the earth. I doubt the Finnish language even has swear words. There's a reason they make such great goaltenders. Their entire bloodline is biologically imparted with the duty of being a bulwark against sin.
cuda can't score on an open net
>>153294431we don't deserve finns>>153294326>>153294251>rantanen
>>153294423Rob? But I thought you were dead!
cuda put in a 200 foot empty netter then put another past tolopilo anyways then one of the abbotsford dudes got his ass kicked happy days
>>153294020Todd now has five monthly funny books that he is overseeing. He has less time devoted to the doll division
hey bro's
sup mang
>>153294574
oï m8
australia could have an olympian team just for funlike dem jamaicans in calgary with coach candy
>>153294574What are you sayin
>>153294615oi!
>>153294635yeah we discussing that at work the other day. I think they're trying to prevent any further Raygun incidents. It'll already take decades to repair the damage of that embarrassment.
>>153294642omf
>>153294646goddesx raygun was humiliated by lithuania and the internet in /hoc/, lithuania can't hurt youjust dress your best /cric/ and /rug/ guys and give it a shot
>>153294670I think I can head down to the local ice rink and just find randos who can skate without relying on walking the blades across the ice too oftenhttps://youtu.be/54T11k9jsDM?si=K-0PgPtfbUeHTbND
>>153294689>chilly playground m8, i'm sending hugshave the boys watch thishttps://youtu.be/SpjnIb6_zU0?si=MmpApm5brRPYJS-1
>>153294706too scary
Gary controls the atmosphere machines
>>153294729he doesn't but every nhl barn pays to have a specific smell at any events
How do I position myself to be next in line to be commissioner? I mean, it's gotta be somebody and I have some good ideas
>>153294765it's a franchise business modela successful commissioner makes franchisees happyfranchisees have to sell stuff to end clientsas an end client aka boss manwhat can you do to make better /hoc/?
>>153294774i-idunno. I thought I would think through some things on my first day
>>153294782klets say you clear background checklets say you clear hr interviewfirst interview is with /hoc/>anon mcanon>can i call you anon?>great>we're familiar with your resume and we like what we see>lets skip to a practical question >brain dead tkachuk elbows brain dead tkachuk>tkachuk that matters wont make playoffs>what's your plan of action to keep atlantic (biggest marky) in contention
>>153294765kiss a lot of butt
>>153294331yeah, hurtin for a squirtin
Do the prelims count for anything other than who gets a bye?
>>153294642Damn thats a beautiful play
>>153294807well thanks for the great quest. in the interest of elevating the game to be the most and best version of this wonderful institution of 100 years, we will immediately be requiring all players to ingest intestinators which will allow us to modify and reinforce the kinds of behaviours we expect at this level of the sport, and the kinds of things the fans want to see as well. this will give us capacity to impact the points scheme in the most transparent, fair, and supportive way.https://youtu.be/ffVgsEIB30I?si=huEPq5CWcR7sPe0S
>>153294815/soc/ poisoning
>watch the canopy
the kitty cats have the most players out of any team that are in the olympics
>>153294831and they'll be missing the playoffs anyway
>>153294819dollars anonnhl uses dollars
my team usa jersey hasn't arrived yet
>>153294839the nameless one?
>>153294837The investigators allow me to disable and enable players at any moment at the flick of a switch. this can be used to aggressively generate gigantic dollars
>>153294843**intestinators https://youtu.be/VW9Ihf16qBA?si=aeD6h48fweciJDeM
Sick of the garlympics already
>>153294841ahh yessir
gary's top scientists are finding new ways to cram ads into the game
>>153294843sorry m8 its late here in yesterday land
I was listening to Patrick Sharp talk on some studio show years ago he was talking about Olympic hockey and he said something like “it’s not called a miracle when we win the gold we’re expected to win every time” such a gangster is quote and it’s true
Yo where did NHL go
>>153294895In the last sentence ignore the “is” in between gangster and quote. It was a typo
>>153294898Gary is losing millions
>>153294765Are you Jewish?
kid that walked out at work two years ago is trying to get his job back and we interviewed him for an hour and a half it was insane. waste of time, we're not hiring him back.
>>153294815Retard
>>153294915no :<
DOPS is a fucking joke
>>153294927are you questioning former goon george parros's integrity?
>>153294898gare bent the knee to the IOC
IOC? for me it's AOC and them big tiddies.
>>153294934
canada invented felching
>>153294942canada invented your mom
Florida has the worst fans in every sportEven worse than Boston or LA, which is really fucking impressive
budney raperfield
sneaking across the border to HEEM canadians
grr
>>153294919Didn’t ask
>>153294926Well the (((owners))) probably won’t hire you then.
Kind of funny that no one sees bill daly as Gary’s successor. Probably because he’s not Jewish.
>>153295062it was a complete waste of time anne frankly, rude to give him false hope
>>153295064bloody bronze ceiling
>>153295068He doesn't have the aura that Gary has.
>>153295113you can just say yiddish we know what you mean dude
>>153295179he lacks a certain je ne sais quoi
excited to hear my boomer dad cry about bad bunny on sunday
>>153295179hey can you let the guy make a joke without rolling around in it to make sure everyone got it
>>153295186alright now you're reddit i demand you kill yourself
Gary regrets the sunbelt expansion now that the NHL went under
signing up for cbc gem. it asked me my gender.
>>153295236just make one up
>>153295240soi soi soi
>>153295252that's the sound my roflcopter makes
>>153295240it said my ads would be based on my choice so I chose female anyways it was relatively painless other than that time to go load the app to my phone and tv
drinkin beers >:)
>>153295202nup
>>153295301based
>>153295301I overdid it last night so I'm staying off the sauce tonight. I was tempted to do it all over again but I want to have a long fulfilling sundie and not just be sleeping it off half the day
>>153294646There is already a winter branch of the institute of sport, but it's concerned with small-scale stuff like supporting individual athletes with the cost of training and competing. No special campus for them.>>153294706shoresy also airs locally for some reason
>>153295394no wonder you havent shut up all god damned day
>>153295394I wish that amount of drinks was considered overdoing it for me. Last night I had 18 drinks and tonight I'll have around 20
>>153295481last night wasn't my finest hour but I haven't really been in here most of the day.that photo was not from last night though, I wasn't having that kind of session
>>153295494you need to find a replacement anon. the boredom kills me on weekends sometimes so I'll buy some beers but I'm getting better at keeping myself busy
Can't spell alcoholic without hoc
Zacha not going to the olympicsKWAB!
>>153296324what being a bru*n does to a mf
>shitcongo fans thought they would get the kitties lottery pick from the Jones trade>*sends his lackey Colin Campbell to league archives to scribble a top 10 protection clause on the trade notice*NOT SO FAST RAPEHAWKS
>>153296838panthers should be relocated to helsinki
Helstinky enjoyers OUT
Funtreal enjoyers IN
I saw the cup winner in my dream last night. I won't spoil it for you guys
>>153297476we had the same dream thenamazing wasnt it?
>>153297765I was so happy for them :)
reminder, this isn’t Gary’s meme tournament with Gary’s meme refs. Your days are numbered leafs
I wonder how bad this norovirus outbreak will affect the Olympics. Last time I had norovirus I thought I was gonna die.
Not a really a Hockey guy here but where do these women hockey athletes play outside of the Olympics since there is no WNHL? Is it some small obscure semi-pro league?
>>153298198
>>153296838>Somehow this isn't consider a violation in the NHL's eyes>But the fucking Dadanov debacle cost the Senators a fucking first
>>153298198the pwhl is the wnba of hockey
this is honestly sickening
>>153298606we ought to kill women
>>153298606he was only 18 years old, you sick cougar
>>153298606people come up with all these wacky stories to justify their indulging base desires.
>>153298606Who's moot?
>>153298606Jen
>>153299063a sensitive boy
>>153298477But they don’t subsidize it
subsidize this
>>153298606I'm not surprised that female teachers lust after teen boys
>>153300052I've never seen him so happy
>>153300052Very Africa coded ensembles
>>153298606I think why it’s gross is Celebrini and smith look much younger than their actual age. Also fanfic enthusiasts especially gay fanfic enthusiasts are always just so maladjusted and fug.
USA - FIN match starts soon.I predict USA will win 6 - 2
>>153300291Where can I watch it?
>>153300291what was wrong with your women, pekka? I agree though, women's hockey should be a best of 7 between canada and the us for gold and a side tournament for bronze
>>153300307I'll be watching it on Ylein USA you can watch it on NBC>>153300314well pretty much the whole Finnish female team caught norovirus and skipped one game already so I'm not expecting anything big
>>153295394>Timecop 1983
>>153300291nah my hockey waifu susanna tapani 3+1
Flames only have one player going to the Olympics lmao
>>153300615and its for a country that will struggle to win games let alone medal
Yeah they’re winning gold
>>153300291Can she see the puck?
>>153301010A true Finnish rose
>>153300994leijonat wins the gold tho
>>153300994>1980
I doubt they’ll medal
>>153301125Gudas is still playing? Damn.
>>153301072Tell me about the one guy from liiga. I doubt a 2peat will occur
LEGO LAND
The one black player on USA need charity for her family to travel to Italy
What happened to that guy who was on the kraken?
>>153301125No Zacha now
>>153301212Yeah they aren’t medaling
>>153301164not too familiar with him, but he seems reliable who could play in nhl. also i think he plays in swiss league
>>153301164>vaakanainen overlooked>rags
>>153301236Thanks for the info. Wasnt he your flag bearer?
>latvian goaltending
>>153301252>Matthew James BradleyMost Italian man alive
it would be funny if none of Gary's 4 Nations medal at the Olympics
Good roster
>>153301164Ristolainen not broken in 100 places? what in the world
>>153301298I hope it’s rigged for Italy to win gold
>>153301298There’s no way that’s possible
>>153301308extremely weak down the middle
>>153301332Where’s Jason Robertson?
>>153301324Kevin is such a strange name for a Finn
>>153301332>1980
>>153301288>checked 88it's coming home
These Ameridykes need to wear a little make uo
>>153301252apparently he was, did not watch the ceremonynoooo my waifu tapani in to the box
>>153301356either taking care of his cat or relaxing in maui
>the city of Finland
The lesbian scarred
Why are they wearing fishbowls? Gay.
>>153301308dayum, looks like they're a lock for bronze
>>153301332>two pairs of brosIs that a first
>>153301439so then what are our odds for silver?
Alie Carpenter is an Olympian >>153301450easy route to Bronze with hopes for Silver
>>153301450that game will be an all north american affair, amigo
>>153301446I can't remember the last time it happened
>>153301471Carpenter is a box muncher
>>153301473Based! See you in the finals :D
>>153301471Greece never had ice retard
>>153301513Do you not like munching box? your gf must be disappointed
>>153301539hes not dyke
>>153301539Lesbians are fags and that is not okay
>they say they've never been fond of the taste of beaver
>>153301567
>>153301539Clitorises are tiny penis which makes you gay and possibly Rabbinical
>>153301580based
Recently I asked ChatGPT if it could create an expansion team at any point in NHL history and any market, what it would create.It's answer was a 7th 1967 expansion team in Toronto, to play at CNE Coliseum.Is this as shove-your-head-up-your-ass-and-call-it-a-hat retarded as I think it is?
>>153301539ew no
Why don't they just put the speed skaters in hockey gear? They would skate so fast that nobody could catch them.
They should send Gary down to negotiate in Ukraine so we can stop this ban bullshit
>>153301609Toronto and Montreal should have second teams; they're hockey cities LA has no use for ice hockey, and it's a ape'oop city, lad> Did someone say the Portland Ducks??
My Canadasies play today :)
>>153301679There's no power in Ukraine at the moment so how would he be able to check his emails
USA women got a young team but Canada got an old team, I don't know if this is true because I don't trust the liberal media
>>153301580their anus taste like vanilla
>>153301686At the very least Toronto should, but MLSE are dumb negroids
Libtards on r/hockey think USA should be banned from international competition because of ICE and stuff
>>153301736they are just greedy
>>153301781It's funny they think we care about the ICE thing, if anything it would be over Greenland
Can you ask r/hockey if anyone here asked
Quebec should get a second team but in Sherbrooke
>>153301781go back
>>153301810Greenland is funny too cuz part of cheeto man's motivation is keeping Russia out of the arctic but libtards always say he's Putin's lap dog
What AIHL team should I root for? It's just now dawning on me that I could watch aussie hockey in the summer.
Why are they interviewing the black player, is she even any good?
just tuned in, why is stanley tucci there
>>153301787Exactly
>>153301846That's what he lies about. If he actually wanted that he could just put more troops and bases there as part of existing accords instead of threatening to annex it.
>>153301846Don't want to turn this into a thing but America already has and can already place more troops and patrols on Greenland if they want to, the territory is NATO. Doesn't make sense
>>153301846since he is pro-russian then control the territory is the same as russian control
>>153300052they expecting rain wearing those ponchos?
They should do the winter olympics in Lake Placid again or Tremblant
>>153301861Watch a season and make that decision partway through
>>153300994>Canadians will look at you straight in the eye and say that Sanheim and Doughty deserved to be on the roster over Schaefer
>>153302053>bringing Paul Schaefer to kill penaltiesyanks will never get it will they
Icing should be legal in the olympics
Americans will look at you straight in the eye and say that 12 - Matt Boldy, Minnesota Wild81 - Kyle Connor, Winnipeg Jets9 - Jack Eichel, Vegas Golden Knights86 - Jack Hughes, New Jersey Devils59 - Jake Guentzel, Tampa Bay Lightning91 - Clayton Keller, Utah Mammoth21 - Dylan Larkin, Detroit Red Wings34 - Auston Matthews, Toronto Maple Leafs10 - J.T. Miller, New York Rangers29 - Brock Nelson, Colorado Avalanche7 - Brady Tkachuk, Ottawa Senators19 - Matthew Tkachuk, Florida Panthers72 - Tage Thompson, Buffalo Sabres16 - Vincent Trocheck, New York Rangers deserved to be on the roster over Caufield
>>153302154Why are Habs fans so butthurt about Caufield and Hutson’s exclusions?
>>153302202
>>153302154We can’t. The roster was made by a roster
>>153302237
>rapey spam episode and im out
>>153302264
>rostered rosters
>>153302264>>153302290
>starting raped roster
>>153301686Raped fuck
I FINALLY BENCHED 2PL8 FOR 8 REPS!!!!!
>>153302457gz my dude
>>153302457Wow
>>153302206>butthurtwill bypass this cringe, hutson is understandable as they already have his position filled x2, whereas I just don't see why you wouldn't want cole on the top 2 lines and pp. In any event glad they aren't playing so they can rest/don't want to face them
I can bench 3pl8 for 0 reps
>>153302457they mean 2 per side btw
>>153302494Neither can I. But I’d be so happy if I could do it for a single rep in 1.5 years
>>153302492I’d take Robertson over Caufield
>>153302020it feels like the ioc is happy about any city that hosts winter olympics.Just get Lake Placid to apply
>>153300086he has to play in Edmonton
>>153302483take me back to the square puck era...
>>153302577I think they like larger cities to host now, Lake Placid is a really small town with no major airports around
>>153302039>>153302202>>153302237>>153302264>>153302311>>153302296You serve no fucking purpose to this general
anyone have the webm of the gophers shortie doing that flip move I want to show it to someone
I'm literally still doing my first rep
>>153302529I only watch my team
Any meat and taters wifebeaters our kitties could pick 1st overall this year? I've kinda soured on McKenna ever since his felony charges were dropped, he sounds like a pussy if he can't even get a single simple conviction before becoming a professional.
Go SabresGo USA
Alex Tuch will cuck the Sabres
when does hockey start in the olympics
>>153302959Soon
Chel?
how do I befriend french canadians?
>Chel?
>>153303040visit quebec
>>153303040shake their hand and introduce yourself while fucking them in the ass
>>153303040Go to Costco in Colchester, VT
>>153303073VERMONT MENTIONED My grandma loved speaking French to them
>>153303129GO CATS GO
Ivar Stenberg had a goal tonight as his Fraudlunda was destroyed
>>153303158So proud of groovy uvy for btfo BC last night
>>153303159>Kash PatelNever heard of this Sorokin guy
>>153303230I was stunnedfucking respect for the kittiemounts
There are two players who might be drafted in the 1st round named Jaxon and Daxon
>>153303263It helps that Cloutier is hot garbage and BC’s offense usually covers up for him
>>153303158Based
>>153303024she getting preggers on this road trip
>shots>37 to 9KWAB
>>153303315She’s a dyke
>>153302457gratz
>>153303040I live in an area with alot of
>>153303347wasn't implying it would be by legal means
>>153303376>>153303040in an area with alot of Haitians and always thought they were more retarded than normal and it turns out they were just thought in French
>>153303073>>153303129fuck vermont and fuck you guys for bringing that place up. my cunt exgf lived there for a while
>>153303347bull dykes can get pregnant
>>153303402u never seen a pair of tits in your life fag
It already feels like the B1G is speaking for the Frozen Four this year >season of destiny
Currently on my third tall boy
>>153303432her tits are a big saggy but not terrible
>>153303434It’s possible hockey east will send only one team and ecac will have more than one
>>153303493
Hopefully groovy uvy can keep the magic going tonight against Providence
>>153303544Catamounts Got Merme Magic >YES WE DO!!>GOT MEME MAGIC!!>HOW 'BOUT YOU??
Why have none of the other countries caught up to USA/Canada in women’s hockey, they’ve had 30 years to develop their programs
>>153303613Sweden and Russia have it, Finland, and the Swiss it's gaining traction
>>153303653>Germany>Australia?>China???? no.. that's crazy... ladypuck is a global phenomenon
gg, Finland
>>153303653There's still a huge gap. Russia sucks lmao
>>153303397They have their own weird creole thing but yeah, can't be worse. I wonder how much of it Duclair is able to speak
watching Sexy League
>>153303544Digits of miracles
good guys (girls) won
listening to Ween
>>153304122i'm listening to weezer
Why does Canada's game not start for another 2 hours? Faggot Italians
>>153304156Watch some yuropuck and and think long, well-digested thoughts about silence
>>153304122grim>>153304155based only if it's blue or pinkerton
>>153304212It would be nice if collage hockey played early games
just put on curling
>>153304265Penn State/Lindenwood ladies drops puck in a half a bongbest I can do
do canadians take turns standing on guard for thee or is there a draft
>>153304303OHand Post and St Michael ladies, also at noon my time
>>153304307in all of us command!
>>153304307I thought they stood on guard for pee
* several rather exhaustive puns later *
apparently the ice conditions for curling is dogshit KWAB what is wrong with these italians???
>>153304307It's similar to jury duty
Darkest Dungeon is too hard
>>153304433Whaddya mean?!
>>153304503He says your attention to infrastructure is lacking, if not lapsed, gabogool
>3 qmjhl guys>all from nova scotiaquebecbros...
>>153304497it looks cool af though
>>153304565Stinkbec BTFO
>>153304565we train olympians here
>>153303051>>153303158>>153303158>>153303434>>153303514>>153303585>>153303836>>153304393They're calling it the most raped posts on 4chan
>>153304541OH MAMA MIA
>scoreless second period at Edward T. Barry Ice Rink
>guy that nobody wants around and was raped in a wheelchair in Idaho
>>153304122booze me up and get me high
Oh so "elbows up" was bad when Raffi Torres did it
>>153304565Sad
Got access to my brother’s flohockey account and just watched some kid in Ontario miss a penalty shot, what a fag
>>153304673>>153304773*Provides nothing to the thread*
>>153304497Been playing Menace personally
>>153304844love FLOHockey been watching sexy league and collage all day
>>153304497AAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!
>>153295301beer is the mind killer
I shall not judge my brothers,>I also won't be joining you, cheers anyhow
>>153305155im feelin it today :(
need to get groceries but its too cold to go out
>scoreless at UMass-Boston
>>153305240Take your car.
>>153305240just put them in the freezer reatrd
>>153305240coward
>>153305198literally nobody wants to hang out with you in real life or online
>>153305240I believe in you, lad, you'll get groceries one of these days>just got to believe in yourself, and also getting off your lazy ass would help
It's not that cold, it's the wind that gets ya!
just got back from getting groceries yall
>>153305387make me a sammich, bitc h
why is trb like this
>>153305387frozen pizza, ranch dressing, monster and light beer are not groceries
>>153305407wtf how did you know
I don't think Canadians are very reciprocal people, in fact nobody likes them, they are the worst people alive
I don't think I asked
Just gary'd my pants
>>153305465I'd like to know if you ever have
>>153305240just get in your spare volvo 240, pull sjåken all the way out and glöd med nyckeln make sure to really gnugga the tändning
>>153305387didja get the Oreos I asked for
>>153305446Canadians have no curiosity. It struck me so hard when I listened to The Fan Hockey Show and they were talking to Colin Patterson. They started talking about his "season" in Slovenia and he himself had to start to talk about Kopitar and that Kopitar knew he'd played in Slovenia, then they just talked about his stats. Nothing else. Nothing about how he came to play in Slovenia, how playing in Slovenia in the 90s was, why he didn't chose a stronger league etc etc.No curiosity in Canadians.
>>153305591I changed my mind, Swedes are the worst people alive
>>153305407maybe on planet retard
3 canadians walk into a bar... mitzvahb-because theyre jewish lol
>>153305635Maybe on planet genius
critical support for the swede, hockey content that is 90% "and in 2004 he scored 45 points and in 2005 he scored 55 points" is very offputting. Human chatgpt
>>153305666I have forwarded this post to Gary and my Rabbi. Enjoy your "vacation"
>scoreless extra lady collage puck in Boston, possibly
why arent there italians in the nhl?
>warrior poet jobs near me
>>153305950Great question
I can't believe he died right after this photo was takenrip charlie
>>153306040>something something everlasting gobstopper
>>153306040grim
>>153306040Vilmanis is on the Latvian teamThe first opponent of the United States is LatviaIt begins to make sense
>>153306040we are charlie mcavoy
>>153306040was that from a puck? geeze louise
>>153306149he ate a bee
>>153305198>>153305360>>153305861>>153306012The most raped posts on 4chan
>>153306120You'd think so but anyone on the team to will be too much of a pussy to try anything cause they don't wanna jeopardize not playing for gold. This isn't the Gary league. I'd really like to be wrong.
reckon canada's gonna lose this hockey game
I don't like Canadians
>>153306188Ruff
>>153306223This is the place for you, lad, buckle the fuck up and prepare for fun
>muh norovirusnot real it's a flu
>>153306217there's no way in hell they lose to anybody besides america
Are Canadians familiar with Degrassi High?
canuck vaj hole lineup
>>153306040Why so sad?
>the city of Cleveland
>muh olympicsthank god lindsey vonn was triple vaxed or it could've been worse
Who is the greatest Canadian to have ever lived
>metric scale on NBCMega cringe
>>153306410He ate a bee, and it didn't taste good >>153306427He probably posts on here... hang around for a bit, and you'll meet him
>>153306427Terry Fox
Time for Canada vs Switzerland
>>153306427auston mathews
>>153306216That's why he tried to take him out while still under the league's protection as a Panther
>>153306420remember when she was engaged to pk subban kwab
>>153306427Gordie Howe
>>153306459Didn’t ask
>>153306459I'm thinking the team in red and white might win if they score more goals.
>>153306476She proposed to him.
>>153306427the two crackers from strange brew
>>153306489https://youtu.be/aNZpGVkJKsogreat movie, great track
>>153306427mike myers
>>153306427mark carney
>>153306489beauty
>>153306537 I agree
>>153306427Justin Trudeau
>>153306579AI slop
>>153306626i wish
Everyone knows that the greatest Canadian hero is Guardian from Alpha Flight
>>153306635 Wolverine stupid
>>153306692he's a flames fan
>>153306716also Stamps
>>153306427
>scoreless Olympic lady draw
i tried cross country skiing a few days ago and its really hard and not fun at all
when does the men's games start bros
>>153306785the 11th
>>153306750Nope, that piece of shit is not great anymore. He's friends with the pedophile orange retard.
>>153306785when kirsty drops the puckhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirsty_Coventry
>>153305950They don't have a good enough league because of the small interest which in turn makes their cash flow small which in turn makes their talent development not good enough. Football is also huge, so the kids good at sports are choosing football.
>>153306316I live near Degrassi street
just turned on the hole hockey and a player named stacy was on the groundKWAB
>>153306780It’s like watching a bad high school play.
>>153306316i crippled drake
>>153306834I get high once
>>153306798Shut the hell up faggot.
Wait are the women not allowed to hit?
>>153306448(its me)
>>153306857nope. bodychecking is a penalty
>>153306862Fuck lmao
>>153306862im not allowed to check out their bodies?!
>>153306882no, now stop before they are penalized on your behalf
This is a worse slurpfest than what you see in football
You were all right about me from the start. I can't pretend anymore. I'm gay.The bodybuilding magazines? The hockey paraphernalia including my game worn jersey collection? You were right about everything. During my paper route this week I couldn't stop thinking about how I'm supposed to come out with all this. Would accept any advice lol
>>153306903>>153306903>>153306903
>>153306901Well, we knew that alreadyI hope you feel cleansed, lad >have a mojito and get back to the hockey
>>153306931Thanks. You're my best friend here. You won. Bud lost.
>>153306813>zimbabwean>whitewhat the FUCK
