Womens trials, normal hill NOW
Why does everyone use the triforce skis
flying squirrel type shit
Need a finnish gf
Fuck your gay sport. My sister will jump today, and all of my family is coming over. I am working my ass off for my parents because there needs to be a fucking feast just to see her being at the bottom of the results. Yesterday my parents were crying seeing her at the ceremony jesus christ
seeing some nice firm bundas in this event, lads
Need a chinese gf
>>153302621Good luck to your sister! You’re a good son for cooking
need a gf
>>153302621damn, your sister is so cool
>>153302657yes a gf would be nice
>>153302621>He became a wageslave instead of an Olympic athlete Shut up wagie, go back to your cagie.
>>153302657need a gf who can jump on my peepee at 110km/h, over 90ms
Heta
>>153302621Was that your sister that just jumped? She cute
this is such a great sport requires no skill no talent just signing a waiver in case you die
They are landing at like 110kph, how do they survive if they whip out and fall
>>153302621that sounds like fun, lighten up broseph
post slovakia anon's sister's BUTT
>>153302762they signed a waiver apparently >>153302757
>>153302762i dont know
>>153302731he is of course lying
can't find a stream and rai has apparently gone on a 20 minutes ad breaki wanna see flying qts
>oh wow your bones are lighter thn the other athletes or smth?>here is a medal for you
What is with the french and those loud ass horns
>>153302796No olympic sport is that difficult, its all participation trophies
>>153302762thats why everyone is watching this, waiting for someone to crash like formula 1
>westman>flying to the east>femalethe fuck is her name
>>153302757Just for you pizza brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-xsosv6uM0https://olympicstreams.co/individual-ski-jumping-nh-w-final-live-stream/1/
>>153302785>>153302820Pizza bro, not Stavros fag
>>153302656Turbo cutie. Finn's always have that cute chubby cheek small mouth look.
what is the point of the green linefeel like everyuone is landing on it
>>153302820>>153302846thanks m8, but for some reason this isn't loading for memaybe i need a vpn
inb4 she didnt fly so good
>>153302879The green line is how far to jump to get in the lead.
So tired of the malnourished Prevc siblings
>Pink HelmetCute! CUTE!!!!!!!!!
>>153302882Weird, its a pirate stream so it shouldnt.
I don't get this sport at all, they jumped a shorter distance but have more points.
>>153302907this would work on me
>>153302903where is it measured from? their feet? I can't tell where they land.
>>153302907Honestly more ski jumpers should pose for playboy to bring awareness to the sport. noko should also follow
>>153302907why is she so smug
fucking hell jump scared me
>>153302930Feet yes.
maja...
>>153302922>sportthat's where you're wrong kiddohow is it a sport when their skis are in tracks? i had a toy race car set like this 25 years ago but i didn't call it a sport.
>>153302815any sport which feels like it picks those who can do it instead of the other way around shouldnt be considered a sport, even high jump andl ong jump athletes have to work on technique, speed, timing they are not just relying on the aerodynamic design of their bodies(and their lack of fear of dying)
>>153302921the italian gvt is doing weird shit to combat piracy, under pressure from Serie Athey even sued cloudfareit's not the first time it happened
>>153302931kek was hoping someone capped this
>>153302922yea, it feels way more complicated than it needs to be>muh gate compensation, muh wind points, muh landing pointsBruh, just put them on a bench, jump and whoever goes the furthest without landing on their ass wins. Simple.
>Sara Takanashibros...
love the sound of the skiis as they accelerate
>>153302940KEK
>>153302986>get a freak gust of wind and win and then proceed to be irrelevant for the rest of their career There were numerous such cases. This is a bit more fair if overcomplicated.
>>153302820>>153302785>>153302882viprow nuvipbox lc
ma nikka
Wtf, that last girl is wayyyyy better than everyone else. I guess this comp is just for silver and bronze.
>>153303113Trials my guy, everyone sandbagging
I guess this is how they clean the hill
>>153303151human zamboni
Dude how the fuck is this judged. The Distance and points are all over the place on the leaderboard.
>>153303172Why do they go on skiis, surely they can just wear boots and rake the important parts
>>153303188Surely its a sensor in their skis or something
if the men are allowed injections the women should get whatever chyna had
>>153303188You get points for a nice telemark landing. Also wind. You get more points for shit wind and you get points deducted for good wind.
>>153303207I mean on the leaderboard though. Like their doesn't seem to be a determining factor for the placings. First place has less points than second but further distance, third place has less points than second but further distance. It's like neither stat they're showing determines the placement.
Do female ski jumpers inject hialuronic acid on their breasts to gain aerodynamic during their jumps?
>>153303285you only get lift from crotch fabric
i like the lil slopes in the background
>>153303285Actually you'd want to be flat. Bigger breasts increase drag
thinkin about how bright those lights are
when is the final starting
>>153303316Not true. Big tits are aero according to wind testing done by cycling teams.
when is the stinal farting
>>153303388
>>153303316This is cope, female ski jumpers are just untermensch. A true alpha woman would just use their tits to increase momentum.
>>153303316not necessarily with the right figure, a concave belly for example, they can act like propelers especially if the flap around, thats why they should be competing naked
>>153303280the ranking is decided by how many points you havefor some reason they've decided to show the end results in the order they startedprobably because it's just a training/trial round and it doesn't matter, but it's stupid anyway
THEY ARE GONNA PLAY HOLLYWOOD SQUARES
roastbeef stretches for maximum lift
>VRRRRRRRRRRRR>VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR>VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRi hate drones so goddamn much
>>153302552do the women get to increase their rosbif size like the men and their cocks?
>>153303482You hear it for like half a second. Im more annoyed with the plastic horns
>>153303503Only with pumps
>>153303503>>153303524No shenanigans. Apparently there was a gynecologist present when they took their body measurements.
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE TREES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SLOPE
>check the start list>50 competitors>0 britsWe really need to construct some kind of winter sports facility in this country
This sport should be replaced with robots
>>153302768shes 16
>>153303408why does every Dutch woman look like she is ready to dominate me
>>153303576Surely you get snow up in Scotland?I'm surprised some rich aristocrats haven't built anything a hundred years ago.
>>153303606But Scotland is too windy
>all of these U18s
>>153303584Anon your sister is adorable
>>153303606Unknown, no one has ever been far enough north in Scotland to find out.They probably did build things in Victorian times but they will have long rotted and fallen apart by now. There was an artificial outdoor ski village in my city but they kept getting into financial difficulties and continuously burning it down for insurance and then travellers moved in on the remnants of it.
>>153303558>this athlete had too puffy lips. Disqualified.
>>153303680gfdhjjhgffdfgdhsdfghgfddh
>>153303558how can i get that job haha
Ski jumpers should jump fully undressed to prevent risk of hialuronic doping
>>153303680what's her name
>>153303728It also prevents U18 from competing these events
>>153303584>>153303680>>153303740Kira Maria KAPUSTIKOVA
>>153303728>jump fully undressedThat would give Granerud unfair experience advantage.
>>153303752She has a twin brother who is also a ski jumper
>>153302863ah yes
B. Dong lol
> Bing Dong
>>153303826I'm on no fap here
Reminder that Harambe is now Thot
INDACRACKOVA
do you reckon these girls let out a little fart right as they launch for an extra boost?
>>153303826>Crosseyed goalkeeperInteresting strategy.
>>153303826>tfw no finn ski gf to make half tard babies withWhy even live
Do raise forward the arms like Superman get any aerodynamic advantage?
All these teens.
>>153303935one eye on the puck, another on the players
They needed more toilet paper in the tower
>>153303935you might say that
>>153303962It was tried. They didn't fly so good.
>>153303826lmao that's a fake Finn imo. Not pure.
>>153303930anon should ask his sister for us
>>153303962They used to do that back in the day, but no, it's terribly inefficient
pagnier a cute
Why are the suits in this event so different than any other sport where everyone wears skin tight outfits for aerodynamics. These suits look like they're almost being pumped with air.
Likely the only time a Pole leads ski jumping comp this Olympics. Last, oh moment.
POLSKA GUROM!
ski jump qts are trad and cute
>>153303799weird how anon forgot to mention that although that would also make him his brother
>>153304019Modern ski jumping hills are designed around these suits being super buoyant. Tldr it would be dangerous jumping without them because to jump far you'd have to get lots more speed and jump at a steeper angle.
>>153303998>Extended jumps from 45m to over 100m>Over doubled the length of the jumpsPretty good results desu. But how the hell were they jumping before that?
what the fuck accent is this guy speaking in
>>153304019Its not all about aerodynamics, they want to glide like a wing suit
>>153304019>These suits look like they're almost being pumped with air.Exactly the goal, actually. You need to get the proper lift in the air.
>>153303998bring this back i dont care if they die
>>153303998Imagine being this guy and just showing up to an event, beating everyone by over double their length.
what are 'gate compensation points'?
>>153304185>Small areolaInto the bin.
>>153304195idk
>>153304185What is it about female Olympic athletes and being whores? Half of them have OF and the other half does shit like this.
>see fartyes please
>>153304176That's essentially how the current V-style was developed.There was only one Swede that used it, and it wa frowned upon by the juror. But he was jumping so much farther that it eventually became the norm.>>153304195Further/shorter distance before taking off.
What is that landing lmao
>>153304195Less inrun (lower gate) > less speed > less distanceSo if you lower the gate you get bonus points
A N I M ENI ME
>>153304205There isn't much prize money in sport. You rely on sponsorships and for good looking girls it's easiest to get the clothes off.
GANBAREEEE
>>153304185Uhm sir. Sir, this is not okay
>>153304185itty bitty titties
>>153304176>showing up to an event, beating everyone by over double their length.That would've probably meant landing on the flat and killing yourself.
>>153304205Yeah I hate when female athletes with top tier bodies show them off
>>153304205Olympics unfortunately don't pay the bills, girl has to eat
>>153304185perfect shape
>>153304185need those in my mouth
Sara pls retire
>29 is too oldgrim
I've done some research, we had some shit looking ski jumps here in the 50s and 60s, most of them set up by Norwegians for some demonstrative competition. This one was in Manchester. There was also one planned for Wrexham but that was pulled after the 2008 financial crash.There are currently 87 places in the world with one or more ski jumping hills passing FIS rules.
it's sad how quickly your athletic prowess evaporates
>>153304272Get a girlfriend
I always thought those lines were just markings on the snow, but they're little plants?
>>153304427the Italians chose to use pine cones as markers or something, heard a commentator talk about it earlier in another sport
ANIME GUROM
FIRST PREVC CHOKEIT'S ON BROS
>>153304427The green dots are usually some shrubs.The red lines are flat markings tho. And the green lines are added by the tv broadcast.
Is it over now? Have the medal places been decided? Had it on in the background but wasn't paying too much attention
>>153304517Green line is laser
Can being thick and heavy be an advantage? Higher speed, bigger body surface area to fly?
>>153304679I think there's one more round starting in 10 mins but I have no idea what the purpose of the previous round was.
>>153304707true, mb
>>153304679>>153304729best 30 of 50 are jumping again, this time for gold.
>>153304729scores from both rounds are combined and the best total score wins
>>153304714Nope. You'd punch through the air and get dragged to the ground.
We are more of a cycling nation anyway.
>>153304880not for long
CAN THOSE HONKS SHUT THE FUCK UP
ski jump but they land on my penis
>>153304958Welcome back to South Africa 2010.
Rooting for my Polish queen
japan too good so they change all the rulealso everyone every body is injecting their dicks (already bigger than japanese) to make them even bigger and make the wind flow more.I am appalled
I love women so much it's unreal. Muehlbacher is really cute
is this the chinese girl who got eaten by a snow leopard?
>>153305021>anna toward ozshe belongs to australia now...
>points for techniquefuck right off
>>153305206It's mostly there to penalize falls or touching the ground with your arms/back/rear.
Why is ski jumping not just straight up longest jump wins
japan bros.......we didnt ganbare so much
>>153305242then the judges can't rig it as easily
>gold is being contested >thread diesi told you not to make an individual thread for each event
>>153305307fuck off retard
>>153305242Wouldn't be euro enough
>>153305322enjoy your dead thread canada just missed out on another gold AHAHAHHA
>>153302621damn imagine you were even half as cool as your sister
Why is this ugly german still winning
>>153303199boots would leave imprints, wouldn't they?
i like when they land and they go all bowlegged with their arms out
Slippy
Why are these bitches falling down constantly
pretty lit when they land and the music kicks in
JAPANE WON JAPANE WON JAPANE WON
samuraisistersbros?
choke alert
Come on Anna
Yay medal. Probably the last one.
JAPAN LOST
How are women supposed to cheat when they don't even have a penis to enlarge?>>153280325
HAHAHAHA poor japs
Prevcova looked super nervous
>>153302619i'd say most women are finnished with you
!!!!!!
Good shit, Norway
holybased
slOVENia humbled
slovenia looks shook
only one with both +100m jumps well deserved
>>153305671also look like an actual human unlike the slovenian anorexic hobbit
>>153305698>anorexic hobbitIt's called superior genetics.
slovenian slut is so butthurt
>jap>flat head and arse>still lose
>>153304073>But how the hell were they jumping before that?Flapping their arms.
Can women also pretend to have super long clitoris, in order to cheat with their costume?
>>153306212>Flat ass>Still losseWouldn’t a muscular ass help you?
>>153303199>Why do they go on skiis, surely they can just wear boots and rake the important partsThey're doing multiple things here>raking snow>flattening the snow, that's why all the guys are taking baby steps up the hill>smoothing out the landing areaLast thing you want when landing a jump on the big hill is a chunk of snow/ice under one of your skis.
>>153303199it's mainly this >>153305391. they could do snowshoes but it's awkward on a steep slope. on skis they can lean on the edge without strain on their ankles.
when is the snowboard jumping
>>153306212whities and they aerodynamic triangle nose have an unfair advantage
>>153305021Will a pollack bro tell us how to pronounce this name in human talk?
>>153303989Anon, she's as pure as they come
>>153311152>women
>>153303688living in Britain must feel like playing necromunda in real life.
WE SKI JUMP
>>153302656>gate compensation>huh.. that's a weird name
