Winter Olympics Discussion Schedulehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/scheduleNo Simping edition.
I hope my wifu gets pregnant from some olympic champion seed at these olympicsthe next generation of skating champions
>BREAKING: People caught burning a USA flag outside the athlete's village
Based AmeriGODs fashion moggin’ the leafs & all the yuropoors
>>153311779She looks old, bro.
>>153311744Is that what an American looks like?
5 hours until luge
Pinche pendejos
>>153311779get a clue ya fuckin virgin nerd
>>153311809Her body and legs and ass are prime that is all that mattersalso isn't she like 20?she is cute that is a bonus
>>153311779why does her mouth have a nose ring?
>>153311840Why are latin americans so bad at the olympics?
>>153311859> why is india so bad at the olympicsWhy do Americans watched blacked?
>>153311840JAPANITALYNORWAY NEW GOLDEN ALLIANCE
>>153311863Too fat for me.
>>153311779Americans are so horrendously ugly.
>>153311908saaaaaar
>>153311859Why the fuck you tag me?
>>153311954DO NOT REDEEM SAAR
>>153311954Because indians in india are asleep, its only you diaspora who are online.
>>153311744>no ass shots this yearIt was a good run we had.
>>153311859Don’t mass reply me bitch
>>153311967based olympic gooner anonyou get the coomer gold medal
what are you looking forward to today?
>>153311779Has she been blacked yet?
>>153311997Luge and skating tomorrow
>>153311967A speed skater fell and her suit split open so far you could literally see her asshole for a couple frames
>>153312005Most Americans foids have. The men are cucks. >>153312013Where? Video?
>>153311961I don’t get it
>>153312022SAAR NI HOW
Which country has the best curling cuties this time?I need to know which matches to look out for.
>>153312013When? Nothing was posted in the speed skating thread.
>>153312022the thread hasn't been nuked yet>>153310032
>>153312045Shut up, Ahmed
Is there any good curling vidya? The only ones I know about are the mario and sonic olympic games but there hasn't been a new winter one in 12 years.
>>153312042Korea
>>153312047it wasn't this year, it happened last year at something else.
>>153312005Rumor is she is lesbian, but I think she will be properly seduced by some powerful champion cocks in the village
>>153312048Thanks. Don’t really see anything.
>>153312048That wasn't during the Olympics.
>>153312095Nobody ever posts about these sports if it's not the olympics so as far as I'm concerned it happened today.
Why isn't there male/male pairs skating? They aren't fooling anybody.
WE WERE AMERICLAPS AFTER ALL
>>153312063Yeah, their mixed doubles girl is pretty great. Hopefully the full women's team is equal or better.
>ywnba 20 year old Olympic Japanese Snowborder These guys must score infinite amounts like the apex predators of the tinder world
>>153311809Hardly
>>153312013That wasn't the Olympics actually, I just figured it out myself>>153311939Gay
When does the bandy tournament start
>>153312080She not worry bout cut her hand?
>>153312479I like how regardless of the country all snowboarders have this air headed bro look
>>153312532The next olympic event which is luge is in 4 hours.
>>153311840Would be so Trumpian if we had the worst Olympics ever under his watch and then he tweeted saying "good riddance to a bunch of LOSERS they are all woke and didn't love Your Favorite President! SAD!"Yes, I am kind of morbidly rooting for this.
>>153312559The jap ones look Blade Runnerish
>just realized the Super Bowl is tomorrowAmeriniggas, is NBC still gonna cover the Olympics tomorrow? I'll be damned if I miss women's ass strutti- I mean, figure skating
>>153312559Snow boarding is for posts I think. It isnt fun.
laugh at the burgers that will watch ozempic goyball instead of olympikino tomorrow
>>153311806We always do, unironically. It’s weird for fashionista countries like Italy to look like shit in comparisonThis is the only post I’m making on this shit site btw, whatever they did to the captcha is unconscionable. Fuck right off
>>153312650Based amerifashionista poster
Why are niggers so smelly and disgusting?
So i see their doing that lie down ice slide thing. Can someone in the know explain where the skill comes in considering theyre mainly lying down. Just subtleties in shifting the body? Mostly come down to that initial push?
>>153312637won't be me lol
>>153312604By about 2 PM tomorrow most Americans will assume the Olympics are over
We really gonna let these gooks beat us at curling?
Wow Americans dont do this luge thing that well. You'd think we'd be good at a lying down sport
>>153312604you do realize the olympics will be over hours before the super bowl right? Your figure skating is the italian night events so even if you're a west coaster you will easily be able to watch it live
>no gold day 1it has never been more over
American men are so cucked
>>153313056Says the guy who cant stop thinking about other men having sex
if you don't watch cool runnings to get in the spirit you don't belong here
>a bunch of degenerate turbosluts and mansluts that've always had nonstop sex just happened to be olympic athletes>predictably had nonstop sex when not competing at the olympic village>now the Olympics is forever stuck with that taboo thanks to tabloids phoning this one story in every time the games come around>somehow this is bigger news than the 99% of other people in this world who are also turbosluts and mansluts when given the opportunity
>be me>fall in love with every mid girl that comes on screen
>>153312287Women are lighter then men. Also if they had man man, how would the women lift each other in the woman woman pairs?
>>153313517When you don’t have a normal wagie 9-5 job you have a lot of energy. A normie job is soul sucking.
>>153313540literally me with lara
>>153312576As if he would admit they were shit, he would just claim they were the greatest Olympics ever and that the Olympics were about to be cancelled forever until the 2028 games that he personally saved
>>153313540I've imagined my whole courtship and marriage to the girl from the Korean mixed doubles curling team
>>153312287How about female/female instead?
Stop talking about foids
>>153313672NEVER
>>153313672I'll talk about whatever I want
>>153313690>>153313695Pathetic.
>>153313690Oh my
>>153313690Hate it when people do the heart symbol
>>153312022sure, pal. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>153312807???
>>153312807kek
>>153313088You're replying to an Indian
>>153313732The under the chin thing always annoyed me because I always thought it was some kind of middle finger to short dudes.
>>153313798
Any sports going on?
>>153312777I missed the opening ceremony because I'm in school
>>153313690what is team musa?
>>153313732What about the kpop heart symbol?
>>153313823we still sleepin
>>153313916In an hour something is on. >>153313897Very cringe.
>>153313690I LOVE ALYSA SO MUCH BROS
Anything worth watching. I am debating buying peacock for a month.
business idea: spring olympics
>>153314010I've watched nothing but curling for the last two days and I'm not even close to being caught up. It's honestly a little overwhelming to be able to watch any event at any time.
>>153313923>in an hour something is oncould you be less cryptic please i am retarded
>>153314049I literally meant “something” as in any event. But in 10 minutes Snowboard PGS (men and foid) - qualification is on.
>>153314018What sports?
snowboard giant slalom worth watching?
I know it's gay as shit but I fucking love the ice skating events, mens, women's, teams, whatever. It's pure physical prowess at speed on fucking ice, thin skates at that. Growing up in Florida and seeing snow less than ten times in my life it's absolutely mesmerizing these people can do this. It's down right super human.
When do people start medaling?
Is snowboarding on yet??My offical cbc stream hasn’t opened up yet
>>1533141311 hour
>>153314135Wtf?Then the site isnt showing EST.
>>153314135Just changed laptop time and the cbc time changed too. 2:50am EST event start.
Skiing looks so fucking scary
>tfw never seen snowgo sports !
i'm still salty about matteoli choking all three of his jumps
>>153314173I just realized Australia is tropical. I always thought it was further south.
>>153314203Tasmania is really the only place 'south' enough to get snow (apart from the seasonal snowy mountains on the mainland) generally. But yeah, Australia mostly has a tropical/mediterranean-like climate. My city, for example, has a climate very similar to Valencia
Flicked through all the IPTV channels but only airing kidslop. Guess none of them are starting for another 40 mins
>>153314235just get stan lol
let's go gory
>>153306796why they went euphoric over backflip that is inferior compared to a guy in jeans?
>>153314159It really depends on the hill. Its a lot of fun and VERY comfy if conditions are right. You dont get it if you never tried. I learned skiing super later and after my second trip I finally understood it. It actually is the most comfy vacation because skiing is about being mildly focused all day. You dont think about anything but skiing when you ski and it puts you in a zen-like state. Then you go to the Sauna and relax even more. And after, when youre all Zen and calm you go get drunk and sing simple songs, which is simply perfect in this state.https://youtu.be/6CBT0hjHRhg?si=4G6XoMRokNksu4ex>>153311744What are we watching today?
>>153314278
Snowboarding is on
>>153314333being allowed to smoke anywhere is so based
>>153314427>>153314427>>153314427snowboard giant slalom thread
Wax
>wake up sorta drunk>drink 10 glasses of water>eat leftovers >olympics are back on
I never heard of this JD Vance before. How did he become a big shot from nothing?
>>153314453>watch Superbowl>kneel for blm
>>153314470he wrote a fanfic about being an appalachian crack baby that resonated with those types
>>153314470He was governor of the state of ohio.
Man I fucking love the olympics and the story of the athletes. What's your favorite kino moment from aby Olympic event?
>>153314110i am with you bro. to be an olympic figure skater you truly have to live it and they combine elite athleticism and grace in a way that is unsurpassed.
>>153314511i don’t like girls
>>153314110No need to demean yourself. Just enjoy doing what you enjoy doing.
>>153314539Me too that's why I'm gay
>>153314488>implying i won't be passed out on the couch during the owl and wake up in time for more white people playing in the snow
>>153314511>What's your favorite kino moment from any Olympic event?sofia raffaeli winning the bronze medal in 2024
>French television only plans to broadcast cross country skying and biathlon today. What are some interesting sport to watch today ?
>>153314511Same. And this.https://youtu.be/v9LJ3ihufeI?si=VkkTdun5Uoo8O-kl>wife dies before olympics>fall into a depressive hole>coach "saves" you>channel everything into the comp>doesnt go well>go for hail mary PR>Gold medal with pic of wifeThe broadcast was insane. Give it a watch, its just a minute
>>153314582i want to stick my fingers in the trainer's ass
>>153314511I don't have the gif but there was some lady weightlifter from the Philippines that just fuckin did a flawless deadlift or clean and jerk like it was nothing and suddenly she realized she won a gold crying and everything. I wish I had a gif of it
>>153314511When Zagitova won the Gold yet the Russians still had a meltdown because they're a bunch of miserable cunts
>>153314614omg same
>>153314602Holy shit that was so amazing
>>153314622>that was 8 years agoDamn, time sure does fly.
>>153314630Why does she move like that
>>153314602Yeah this moment is goated.
>>153314631The commentator did a phenomenal job es well. I get goosebumps when I hear this>HEB ES HOCH HEB ES HOCH! (lift it up!)In my head
Whoever's idea was the drones should be fired holy shit.VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>153312650As i said yesterday:Modern Italy is SHIT at the arts and fashion and design.Rest of the world still hasn't noticed because of some mystical soft power propaganda barrier delusion. Partially because of the "propaganda" the US has done in our favor, because you too still think we still are how we were 40 years ago.So thanks i guess.
>>153314646The future was a mistake.
>>153314602Feels
>>153311744looks like a man
My ex has apparently been telling people my penis is the size of a lipstick tube, which is pretty fucking far from the truth? What should I do? I hate this women bullshit.
>>153314630holy hellit even says "EAT" on her pantshottest hoe in the games
>>153314511My family used to be very close. We'd be geared out doing our own opening ceremonies in the yard and order food from the host country(which was Indian for the England one kek) and I don't know what happened because we still have good times but it seems like since my grandma died no one cares as much as we should
>>153311806700$(+tax) for a sweater
>>153314695Who cares. Females look a lot worse every 2 months that pass.
>>153314646drones or vuvuzelas?
>>153314635>>153314703she's so milf
>>153314695what's the problem? just send them all a pic
>>153314725She is okay, the 18 year old version of her is better.
>>153314725can't even imagine the skeletons in the closet this woman hasshe looks like a female super predatormadame Maxwell kind of shit
>>153314738Lmao relax. She is just another walled roastie.
>>153314725delicious milf with italian attitudeu know she has to bust every day only for the tension to build the moment she wakes
>>153314736kind of doubt itbitchy milf suits her round ass
>>153314747Im good bro. I prefer younger.
Some of these snow boarders are kinda fat and old. We can still make it bros!
when does the next gooner sport start
>>153314470He's basically an industry plant by silicon valley types like Peter Thiel.
>>153314762You aren't a real gooner if you can't goon to this.
>>153314695Whip out your hard penis in front of them to prove it.
These Ted tv show commercials make me want to kill myself.
>>153314736>>153314738>>153314747i love her so much bros
>>153314747There's something about Italian women...They're so hot, but seem fucking unhinged.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71qigJFaJyE
>>153314511the entire tokyo olympics were pretty magical for us->>153314602never mind, this is my new favourite moment
>>153314784Remove her make up
>>153314770>>153314732I honestly pictured myself doing this, if only to prove that my ex is a mentally disturbed liar. But really I need to just ignore the bullshit and stay above the fray. I can't see any other way to keep my dignity intact.
>>153314602MATTIAS STEINEEEEEH
>>153314785I dated a mafia girl and she spoke sorta valley girl then hiding in her closet it was fullb MAMA MIABPENNE PASTA MOZZARELLA TORTOLINI
How Can There Be Snow If The Sun Is Out ?
>>153314853Shut up
>>153314821
>>153314859 Ok .
>age 52the fuck
>>153314853the temperature is below 32 degrees
>>153311779USA always has some mentally ill possible serial killer in their teamsummer olympics it was the gymnasts, now the ice dancersthere must be a reason
holy shit please remove snowboard from the olympics."goofy stance" and the competitors are 42 and 52 year old? so many sports where the best probably don't even know they could destroy the "Olympic best"
>>153311779looks like a sexhaver
>>153314870>fahrenheit
>>153313690Thought that was Maimy for a second
>>153314878corr dats a fat ass cat
>>153314878celsius is retarded for human use get over it
>>153314862>Imagine a man doing this to a boy
>>153314878"old money"
>>153314862She has her lick her pussy while a man fucks her from behind
>>153314862>tfw milfy sniff ur nekk>>153314873>holy shit please remove snowboard from the olympics.i said this day 01always hated itjust seemed like a way for more American attention and gifted American medals since we were the only ones really doing it at first
so are we gonna watch winter olympics or some old gymnastics bitch
The snowboard cross is good. Half-pipe too.
>ukraine coming last in every eventlolz
is the outer rind of prosciutto supposed to taste like industrial cleaner
i'd parallel her with my giant slalom
>>153314927The Paralympics are where Ukraine really shines
>>153314927THEY ARE AT WAR
>>153314939we're talking about food right?
>>153314945do they shoot blind lol
>>153314945>all ukranian athletes are handicapped now>china is intentionally blinding their athletes to farm more medals
>>153314970China isn't short of people who have had industrial and work related accidents.
>>153314962it's how blind people reproduce
Italians are buring the city down because they can't ride a bus to work kekhttps://youtu.be/YIHvfxauMLQ
>>153314999>italians>work
>>153314999>olympics reignites the years of leadbased
USA USA USA!
>>153314999american apolitical athletes must feel like home
>>153314511Nick Baumgartner and Lindsey Jacobellis winning the mixed snowboard cross in Bejing 2022 was genuinely moving.>Been snowboarding all his life>Been in every winter olympics since 2010>Never even came close to the podium>2022 WO comes around when he's 40>Everyone calls him washed and there's no way he can win anything>Gets eliminated in the quarterfinals for snowboard cross>Thinks he's lost his last chance of every getting a medal>Comes back to win the mixed snowboarding with Jacobellis to get both his first medal and first gold after trying for over a decadeI still remember watching the interview after he got eliminated in the individual snowboard cross, it was heartbreaking. I was desperately cheering him on during the mixed snowboard cross and it was amazing to see him win it.Here's the interview for those curious. https://x.com/nzaccardi/status/1492337873177174017
>>153314959>Cheese and feetThey knew what they were doing
>>153314999Milan is already expensive, imagine waking up and finding everything 10x more expensivepeople near Cortina had their bus fares go from 2 euros to 10 lol, even the residentsDo you know how bad things have to be for Italians out of all people to violently protest?
Anything interesting happen during Luge or the womens giant slalom this morning?I just got up
when do the sexy sports start? the ones people actually care about
>>153314999>because they can't ride a bus to mamma for lunchFTFY
>>153315028Curling has been going on for the past 5 days.
I dont have any social media, what are all the olympians using?Anyone posting shit?
>>153315039i'm in a snapchat with a bunch of them and we're all sending each other pictures of our pussies
>>153315017I was so happy he won his half of the race so he wouldn't have to feel like he got carried.
>>153315025yeah I'm not blaming them, not to mention israel, ICE and fucking JDVance. I would be protesting too.
>>153315017Here's a better video for it than that shitty twitter video.https://youtu.be/bRPJXqRlkBo?si=YYKLfkwrvUGpcMSu
>>153315043>snapchatlisten to this unc
>>153314470>>153314765yeah he is insanely propped by this crazy and other technoAGIcult crazies
>>153315031>>153315010to be fair if there's a city that is all about work, thats Milanthey are protesting because they can't go and do their 13 hours of underpaid work for a garbage IT or bank
>>153315025>people near Cortina had their bus fares go from 2 euros to 10 lol, even the residents they made them free for people that have to go to work
>>153314490
>>153315057Wasn't Milan where the coof started in Europe because it's full of chinese slave labor making knockoff luxury goods?
>>153315051>not available in my countryFor what purpose or reason.
>>153315057someone said you cant tram ride there without getting robbed or shanked by neo europeans is that correctis the situation this bad in italy?
>>153315075No that's Prato near Florence and Pisa.But yeah Milans is filled with chinese too but the kinds that buys new houses and goes to PoliMi or Bocconi and has a millionaire dad
>>153315017look at that tard helmet should be named helmet burgerwhat a gay ass sport for Americans to shart themselves over
i watch for the accidents and fails it's not fun watching people succeed
Sport events are funny because locals always fucking hate them and begg their city to not hoast because its a waste of money, and blocks the traffic for week. And politicians just go against them because they want it for their "things I would do as a mayor" checklist.
>>153315091you get it all out of your system?
>>153315087I don't know, but it's mostly women and kids taking public transport in Italy, so if someone is getting stabbed its either a woman that held a "open harbors refugees welcome" 10 years ago, or her kid, so i really don't care if the globohomo Milanesi get stabbed.
haven't been able to watch any of the olympics besides the opening ceremony because it's paywalled and the piracy streams barely work
>>153315108it's $35, anon, for literally thousands of hours of sports. are you poor?
>>153315093come back for the Paralympics
>>153314862what did she mean by thisis that appropriate coach interaction
>>153315115i refuse to pay for something has always been free previously
>>153315119is there a second level of paralympics for people who get injured here?
>>153315087the current situation is pretty grim, especially in Milan
>>153315108German VPN, go to ARD.de. its all streamed there without ads or any bullshit.
>>153315108Get a vpn and watch it on bbc iplayer or something. Here's the little secret: when it asks you "have you got a tv licence", click yes.
>>153315125get a VPN and hop on tvp.sport.pl
>>153315133
>>153315087>>153315130Sounds like Russian propaganda shenanigans, went to Milan two years ago, had a blast. Took public transport everywhere, even to the outskirts and never once felt threatened or unsafe desu.
>>153314862GROOOOOMING STANDAAARDS !
>>153314511https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb9TzfLuUtQDerek Redmond at Barcelona 1992. The moment's been co-opted these days to the point where it's almost a cliche, but, for me it's watching this guy hobble his way to the finishing line, and the way the race stewards leave them to their moment with the entire crowd on their feet. Obviously it's a heroic effort, but for me it's proof that the energy given off by a crowd is half the magic in live sports.
>>153315133Even the BBC is pretty shit now, lost most of their coverage to TNT.
>>153315129no, there are classifications levelsthe more disabled someone is, the slower the clock runs
>>153315148Has anyone ever gotten progressively more hurt and won in all the different classifications?
>>153315087I don't understand how you can spend 10 years being the useful idiot pushing for immigration, and then cry because you can't walk around without a man escorting and protecting you.Are you a strong woman or a 1800s lady?>>153315140last post because it's off topic, but just yesterday a 22yo african man was going around punching women lol
>>153315124pretty much yeah
>>153315119her puss slapped hard>>153315104no, it sucks...can't imagine how uneventful an old man's life is to cry about snowboarding
>>153315154Need to find a fresh olympian, and give them progressively stronger lobotomies every offseason. Will make history!
>>153315158>tutti frutti gibberish>BISEX>tutti frutti gibberishgeg
>>153315162eww, uncanny valley with those skatesSome furry shit or something
>>153315154I vaguely remember someone had been reclassified and had the world record in both
>>153315177it says "ports open like our asses"
>>153315158you just can't suffer in italy
>summer olympics>everyone is chiseled like a god>winter olympics>everyone is fat
>>153315171yes it would have been much better if he posted here 20 hours a day instead of traveled the world snowboarding for over 20 years what a waste
>>153315200not shooting
>>153315140it has the highest crime rate in the country, especially when it comes to thefts and robberies. I'm sure that there are much worse places out there , but for the standards of an european city it's pretty bad>>153315200animals in cold climates are fat too
>>153315200mammals store fat for winter everyone knows this
>>153315200>>everyone is chiseled like a god
>>153315200hibernation Olympics, bro, you gotta bulk up for gainz
>>153315222built in recoil management system
We're going back the win lads.
>>153315235going back to the moon*
>>153315200when most of the events are some flavour of falling downhill, there's an inherent advantage in being a big fat bastard
>>153315235>>153315249Moon Olympics when??
Ugh disgusting...
>>153315200>>summer olympics>>everyone is chiseled like a godthis. so much this
>>153315235>>153315249>the moonthere's nothing up there what's the point?
>>153315281i don't wanna fap to porn i wanna fap to athletes
>>153315281>most menat least she realizes she's chad only and doesn't care if chad sexualizes her
>>153315286yjk
>>153315286Cute border collie.
>>153315274
>>153315274Right after Moon Jam and Moon Con. moon2DESPAIR
>>153315288*angrily points to escapist science fiction TV shows i watched when i was nine*
>>153315281Oh please you have athletes, actresses, princess and CEOs acting like whores for social media likes, and posting thirst traps or worse.All women are whores for the camera obscura.
>>153315286Thats a child.
Womens Alpine medal event in 10 minutes
>>153315319>Welcome to the 2100 Lunar Olympics
>>153315288cope i'll be up there :)
why is every audience member at every event white?
>>153315359Frost turns dark people white
>>153313690ok i need a realistic strategy on how to approach and marry isabeau ASAP
>>153315288>what would you do with 20 billion cubic kilometres of cheese?I can think of something
>>153315359migrants busy scamming people outside of venues also tickets cost like $500
>>153315359These sports tend to be popular in countries with a northern climate
>>153315384Put it on crackers?
>>153315385>tickets cost $500aren't all the workers volunteers?
>>153315382just be yourself
is there a downhill general?
>>153315382>>153315397she's already taken, chud
>>153315384>the moon actually really is made out of cheese>italian parmesan vault reserves plummet to 0e finito
>>153315332I can't remember where I saw it, but there was somebody complaining about the use of ai to make porn of Sydney Sweeney. Most of Sydney's posts are of her almost naked, so why anyone would need to actual porn is beyond me.
>>153315420she's ugly why is anyone fapping to her
>>153315412nigga he gay but we should probably force them to breed anyways to create more good skaters. it's what bela karolyi would do.
>>153315428ok gay boy
Womens Alpine Medal event is live NOW!Come watch the bionic woman with no knees win gold>>153295968>>153295968>>153295968>>153295968
>>153315428>blonde >big titsthats all jeets need
>>153315432eteri*
>>>>eesti
>>153315432he's literally the most anti gay figure skater in history
>>153315441Well suck my dick and call me indian! You fucking polock
>hot fit girls >anons are talking about the gaysmany such threads
>>153315233Same reason why all good darts players are fat.
Let's go Muzaferija and Štuhec :D(Women's Downhill)Picrel is not OC but I was wondering where I can buy these
>>153315475inverse assless chaps? assful chaps?
>>153312005Quintessential mutt post
>>153315412uh... i have a better personalityalso strong bones, very good teeth and good eyesight
>>153315482Cute name, but I don't think the word "ass" is marketable (even though it might as well be)
FUN FACT: we're closer to the year 2050 than 2000
>>153315455that quote states he turned himself gay to score more points
>>153315207>traveled the worldkek...ur one of those instathot travelers eh?it's still a shit sport for gimpy legged americans
>surely there's lots of foreign girls in Milan right now, let me try Tinder>Get 10 matches all from black womenIf this is winning, I don't want to win anymore
best part of the winter olympics is there are no blacks and no mutts
>>153315514That's not fun at all.
Who are some of the hottest Olympics guys? (I'm gay)
>>153315529sorry meant likes, not matches. Obviously I didn't swipe right any of them
>>153315523You'll be traveling to CECOT soon but I hear they don't let you open the window shades.
>>153315537Kagiyama-kun is pretty cute imo
>>153315537try figure skating.
>>153315529Try tinder during fashion week in Milanhundreds of 30-40 something years old womencareer oriented, foreigners, staying in hotels for work, probably have a husband at homeI have a friend working at a 4 star hotel in the center and it's such a fuckfest
>fagnus
>>153315555Try not being the only reason America is defending the Ukraine you pierogi pissanr
>>153315530So no swedes
>>153315530What's wrong with Swedish mutts.
>>153315530How come thought? There are countries in Africa and South America that have insane mountain ranges, and proper cold months.There's pacific island nations and nations that don't even have winters at this Olympics but no Africans? Sounds weird.
>>153315200>Meanwhile in cross country skiing
>>153315706more like swedish butts haha i'm a gooner
>>153315714winter sports are for rich people, you need to spend shit load of money on equipment and if your kid is into it you have to get him new shit everyear, and rent a place for him to train in.For summer sports the most you'll need is a ball.
>wife and I decide to get more fit>align diet, workouts etc>sunday is cheat day>I use it to eat a tub of Ben and Jerrys>wife uses it to suck trainer Ben and gym janitor JerryWhy are they like this?
>>153315547ooh ur a boomerno wonder u cry tears for gimpy merimutts winning tard'limpics
YIKES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
KWAB
POO-S-A
ahahahhahahah look at those fucking comedians pretending it's sadwashed kneeless bitch took a spot an american skier could have had.
ACL-having chads feeling good.
SHEEM SLEEPY
lmao she's crying. actually it's not funny. I'm just laughing at the journalists pretending they're not happy they can milk it
Anyone webm that shit?
>>153315911fucking oof, that does NOT feel good on a blown out knee
>>153315911americans can't turn right.
>>153315786>only boomers want brown refuse flushed downif anything they're the only ones who want you here but as slave labor, what an embarrassment
>>153315911DAMN!
WHOOPSIE
did she die?
>>153315911Me on blue slopes btw
>>153315951Shes a mustang
>>153315911YOU CAN'T REST HERE
>>153315530Unlike daily life in swedistan
>>153315911Ouchie.
Is it oficiall that God is punishing a*rica?
>>153315977Much like the global elites, because they all must hang eh?
>>153315966yeah we're already showing a biography now
scrape the roastie off the slope already
HUBRISTHATS WHAT YOU GET ARROGANT YANKY
>>153315714Most winter sports require cordination and intelligence, not just fundamental athleticism.
>>153316003america
Never walking again.Hope it was worth it for all the people that pushed her into trying again!
you can't park here lady move over
>>153315706
>NBA commercial with a cover of Tears for Fears because NBA fans are too retarded to listen to the original
>American kneecaps themselves>Europe has to help themPoetry
>>153315911Lindsey Vonn is....a Stapler! And she's about to find out that being a stapler...is harder than it looks!Rated PG-13
cool helicopter
>medevac helicopter coming inDid she died?
can't they push the stretcher over the line so she can at least say she finished her comeback run, sort of like a cool runnings thing?
She new she couldn't win so she crashed on purpose, you can see her turn her body in the air, she just wants the attention typical woman
>>153316068HUBHUBHUBSCHRAUBEREINSATZ
>be american>die on ice>they wrap you up like a burritodog bless
>>153315954my senpai has been here since 1600s-1730yours?
>>153316124MACH DEN HUB HUB HUB
Oh shit it's Lindsey Vonn.
>>153316107>tie her to a stretcher and push her down the hill
This is gonna be hard to top as the most joyous moment of this competition
>>1533161301492 cope brownoid my ancestors chopped your ancestors' hands off
>>153316128>die on ice>get killed by ice
>>153315530One of Team GB is a mulatto who pulled out of the summer Olympics due to injuryF for Vonn, she must have been bribing her docs to clear her
>>153316160truly they can't catch a break
Live by the ice, die by the ice.
>>153315911Could see when she was in mid air she was frightened about landing on her gammy knee and pulled out of it, causing her to crash. Should've retired.
Drop her
>>153311744It's so whiteI love it!
>>153316196there she goes, she's away
>>153316184she caught the flag with her arm, retard
>>153316196Comfy.
>>153316160>overdose on iceAmericans have it hard....
Lindsay is Favstian
>Yep, that's me
Off she goes to the great beyond!
>>153316214you can't do that you have to post unfunny tryhard reddit quips
Why is Vonn so important to everyone? I looked at her Wiki, she didn't even win that many medals. You don't hear about Shiffrin as much.
Lindsey Vonn is a national embarrassment
>she sues because they let her compete with a blown ACL>committee stops women with injuries from competing in future>they sue for thatNice little cycle about to happen.
>"A sad ending for Lindsey Vonn"Commentator makes it sounds like she's dying. Still unfortunate though :(
>>153316253she loves bbc, media had to prop her up
I hope they're charging her for that helicopter ride? Americans prefer to pay for healthcare remember
Oh no no no no no
Who is winning?
>>153316253The Chosen One. Media hasn't stopped going on about her and her heroic comeback for the last couple of weeks. Sure she'll get a Netflix documenary out of it once she's out of hospital in about 6 months.
>>153316253Americans do that sometimes. They just decide someone is famous and then they are. Same with Zendaya.
>>153316253American coal burner so they propped her up.
I'm in
>yfw the next skier crashes and get helicoptered out as well
>>153316253>You don't hear about Shiffrin as much.Shiffrin was always the superior girl.
>>153316253>why is the athlete who won a lot popularit's all so tiresome
>>153316313Sad sight this. Just chucked her in a bag and carted her off :(
Inc a norwegian medal sweep
I want to make a movie about a skinny girl with big boobs who during the final run she falls but her big boobs cushion the fall and make her do a flip and she wins
>>153316330what the fuck
>be old hag>injuried, can't run safely>decide to run anyway>destroy your knees>fuck up the race for all the people going after you>steal the glory of your teammate probably winning goldit's insane how self obsessed americans can get
>>153316333It's ok, it's being dropped over the Austrian border, making it their problem.
KWAB!
>>153316349You could start with a screenplay first, I think it might be dopeThough I'd think more of it as a short movie desu
>>153316330>let's stick stuff in this holebut why?
>>153316373kek
>>153316373>I can't stand
Can't say I'm sad to see Vonn crashing in a devastating manner.
>>153316373>downwillOh look, retarded Euro journalists
>>153316358The TNT commentator ended up saying well this isn't the Lindsey Vonn Olympics, this is Cortina 2026 so let's talk about the other skiiers.
They said in news they are using AI in events are there any examples? I havent noticed anything
>>153316373>amerikneels
>>153316398nah its just grook transalation from polish
>>153316184>gammySheffield anon?What about Kalvin Phillips kek
>>153316253because she's a legendary athlete who was trying for an epic comeback story. she's also 41 so winning gold at that age would cement her legacy.
>>153316313is that borat with his kidnapping bag?
>>153316003ahhaahahahahahhaahah'merisharts shiddin n fardin
This is gonna be the Eric Perrot Olympics, just wait guys
>>153316245So... do they pull her in or does she just dangle there until they drop her off at the hospital / retirement home?
Vonn ruined the race, now the track is much slower because of the delay
>>153316003>ah fuck em, i'm carrying on anyway
>>153316381I don't know why but that is standard wound care. I have had to pack surgical scars that split open.
>>153316376it's tom cruise, isn't it?
>>153316152kek, you're a brown mutt who cries over snowboard...i'm sure ur a badass...HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
>>153316453This. Clearly a tactical crash to keep her fellow yank in the lead.
>>153316068*record scratch*
>>153316376holy kino
>>153315396They are and it's why Olympics are such a great event
>Day 2>we're already fuckedYeah, i'm thinking we pack it in and just plan for 2028
>>153316517warmonger drumpf will still be in office so good will still punish you
This event is done, right?
>>153316373>i can't stand>i kneel
>Another DNFoAnyway Štuhec hyyyyype
>>153316517Need to step your asthma inhaler technology up.
>>153316376>about time, pass that shi-ACK
>>153316494knees? i am more worried about neck
>>153316470>I don't know why but that is standard wound care.is it? i've had probably 20 holes from my side through my pelvis...was always told to just clean the outside and not fuck with the rest
Mens Cross Country is on!
>>153316376
>>153316244>13yeah, it seems foretold.
Cross country skiing and biathlon are the coziest events.
>>153316623>i've had probably 20 holes from my side through my pelvis.What the fuck have you been doing.
I am freezing
Muzaferija soon...
What happens in the giant shalom?
>>153316671bunch of hags and uncs race through gates
20th place for Muzaferija for now, I guess it's par for the course baka
>>153316654kept getting a bad infection in a shitty area, the backside of the inner pelvis and had drain tubes stuck in for 2 god damned years...they'd get pulled and have to be put in a new spot over and over
Skiathlon not showing on NBC??
Cross Country Skiathlon Mens Medal Event NOW>>153316734>>153316734>>153316734>>153316735Im watching on peacock
Are /we/ watching Skiathalon or Giant Shalom?
>Breezy Johnson
>>153316750>norwaywinslol
>>153316751Both at the moment.
every time they say cortina i think of this
Good night anons, see you for the early things tomorrow>I don't like Mondays.mp3
>>153316652Biathlon has started? I'm fucking there.
>>153316778Always love a Ford Cortina.
>>153316783Skiathlon right now, Biathlon in a little over a Bong from now
>>153316779I took the majority of the games off from work. This is my fucking Super Bowl.
>>153316652Nobody is airing it on TV here. Not Bosnians, not Serbs, not Croats...
>>153316778
>>153316196total roastie death
kek they just leave her laying there
>>153316404Americans don’t standThey kneelWith fist in air
>>153316824
Oh come on, a third DNF? On the first jump no less..>>153316900 (checked)True. It's still our land after all, even if it's shitty
>>153314427>>153314427>>153314427snowboard giant slalom finals starting
>>153316900not the p*lish posting this
Bake faggot
GET TO DA CHOPPER
>>153316987>page 1
>>153316987Why are you in such a rush.
>>153316959SOVL
CAM ON MUSGRAVE, FINISH IN THE TOP 10
>>153317001>>153317008Nvm then -.-
baking
skiathlon is boring.
>>153317008>>153317001It doesnt stay on top for very long, almost nobody is even in these thread. They need the visibility
why the fuck is RAI, the state television of MY COUNTRY THE HOSTING COUNTRY not even BROADCASTING THE OLYMPICS RIGHT NOW???the 3 main channels are broadcasting the news for old people holy shit... the pope's mass and oh the poor cop getting hit during the protests
>>153317160Pay for HBO max goy
>snowboard>snowboard>snowboard>snowboardno one cares about snowboarding events
Asthma kicking in.
>our commentators screamingkek
>>153317160They are on Rai Sport
>Italian beat zogg We are literally destroying all globohomo with these olympics
Musgrave with the top 10 medal.
>>153317361She didn't fly so good.
>>153317361Nice jump
>>153316245When roasties hit the wall, they get a free helicopter ride to the hag island
>Women push to have the same distance as men>Both men and women race 20km>Shows that the fastest woman is slower than the top 54 menNice gender equality
>>153317426wow we should do something about this
>>153317426>>153317434ban wom*n
Yep, Thats gold for US
>>153316489>is brown>calls others brown
>>153317160Does your country compile an abridged version to show during prime time like ours does?
>>153317426Post this on reddit to mock them
>>153316517>posted with a skier in 1st place who ended up winning goldcan you cuckholds PLEASE kill yourselves already?
>>153317426>top women are as good as male ambitious amateurs to semi prosWe know that.
>>153317208More like snowBORED
luge training, doubles>>153317641>>153317641>>153317641
Holy shit since when we have this many good snowboarders
>>153317648>luge doublesGayest winter sport known to man.
>>153317648what time is skeleton doubles
new thread>>153317885>>153317885>>153317885>>153317885
>>153315140Get back to ukranda hoh ol
>>153316143MACH DEN SCHRAUBER SCHRAUBER SCHRAUBER
>>153315140You have to go back to Ukraine.
