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archie edition
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If meth is so bad then why does Ben Cousins still look more handsome than 97% of men and make hundreds of thousands a year working a good job in media. God I wish I had some meth right now its so great you should all try it sometime
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let's keep talking about the financials of state leagues to filter the blow-ins out
micktranny in shambles
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whats for lunch
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the fuck kind of edition is this? who the fuck is archie?
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year of the igg
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genuinely have no idea who the op picture is. i dont know anyone on the essington list 'cept for ben mckay, mcdonald tippingwoody and the cunt who wanted a trade to the roaches
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essendon will be good once they get all the banned players back from the doping saga
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>>153312789
>brendan goddard and a dozen ring ins
classic
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>>153312644
its archie bro
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>>153312789
Essendon will be good once we solve climate change, give indigeonous people a voice to parliament, eradicate the so-called palestinians and their sympathisers, or at the very least deplatform, delegitmisize, demonetize, demoralise and sterilise. every single one. then Essendon will be good.
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just remembered i haven't had my peptides today
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>jeremey cameron still recovering from a broken arm
crazy how his coach didn't sub him out
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yea cool man
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how goods figure skating iykwim haha
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>>153313289
minimum age is 17 this year noncesperg isn't interested
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why doesnt darwin have an afl team
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the city is too small, poor and aboriginal for one
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>ynr when they were talking about building an indoor, air conditioned footy ground in darwin
it would put taswegia's retardation to shame
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>>153313192
pretty sure someone involved in that situation would fall foul of mansplaining and commiting a series of micro-aggressions, both of which woud be just too tiresome to deal with. Now, in Israel, we deal with situations like this the right way. First we gather up the civillian populace.
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There will be no 20th team, North are about to be sacrificed to b'aul.
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state of origin in 6 days
then praccy matches every weekend
then opening round
then finally footy starts for real
almost there lads
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>>153313346
enough about Adelaide.
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lets go dockers lets go
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>>153313440
HOLY FUCKING BASED

THANK YOU BASED DIL FOR NORMALISING FEBRUARY FOOTY
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gonna be sickening how scripted this state of origin will be
victoria will be told to keep it close for the WA crowd
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>>153313335
weather is fucked up and it's full of abbos
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Marcus Bontempelli, Nick Daicos and Zak Butters versus... uh... Alex Pearce
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can't be arsed with this hot weather
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why don't white people like robes?
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>>153313335
1. no money/would need mega handouts
2. fucked weather year round
3. no players want to move/live there
4. the area itself has a small population
there's no reason for it
that said i also don't like the idea of a canberra team but i expect that to be next
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>>153313485
alex pearce is not from WA
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The 2025 Bownlow Medalist versus... uh... the Bulldogs' 3rd best forward.
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>deport all the sudanese criminals to nauru
>half cenno, no job diary
>20th afl team is the nauruan 'chetes or something
thats diverse as shit. solved.
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>>153313485
not sure nick daicos is walking into the centre in this team lol
he can go to half back taking kicks in as its what he does best
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on bigfooty you had cunts whining about albo giving png a fuckload of money for an nrl team and argued he should do the same for darwin
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Patrick Dangerfield versus... uhhh... Lawson Humphries KEK
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vics are all midfield they will have dangerfield playing out of the goal square and daicos at full back lol
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boss said that I have to come in tomorrow for a 16 hour shift.... or else

what moment of afl most relates to this?
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>>153313544
zach merett being told he has to play for essendon
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>>153313544
Speak to your union.
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wa have a lethal forward line just don't know how often the ball will get down there
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Was going to buy a regular or a "youths" sized one to wear to the spa on Wellington but if I get one of these kid-sized ones, I won't even have to alter it for the easy access I want it to have...omg SO excited!
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>>153313543
this
their midfield is insane but their other lines are honestly meh besides like 1-2 players
whereas wa have a shit midfield but forwards/backs look good
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>>153313557
Chad Warner's Ruck and Rovehole
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>>153313561
seems a lot of collingwood fans had the same idea! :(
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just saw chris scott is coaching victoria
i hope no player seriously injuries themselves as old scotty will force them to play out the game
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>>153313561
>kids clothing in the gay sauna where gay sex happens
poofs are never beating the paedo allegations
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>>153313581
>pull out cameron due to injury
>still force injured players in SOO to play out the game
devilish
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>pretending to be a gay paedophile to.... LE OWN THE PIES!!!
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You boys watching the Super Bowl in Straya in 18 hours?
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more like they can't read and didn't see where it says toddler and they thought they were getting a cool arse deal and it immediately became sold out.
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>>153313516
>deport every non-abbo brown
>no welfare whatsoever, if you need charity seek christ
>remove gc, gws and 4 vic clubs
simple as
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>>153313581
>Chris Scott is a total cunt to Butters throughout the game and makes him play through a minor injury
>he decides he no longer wants to play for Geelong
>signs a 5 year contract extension with my porties
Maybe the State of Origin isn't such a bad idea...
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whereas these hugh heffner-like ones just scream BIG DICK BIG MONEY PLAYA PLAYA COMIN THROUGH
STEP ASIDE PLEBS ME AND KINGY COMIN TO TAKE YO MONEY
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>>153313640
New uniform of the plebocracy
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>>153313640
$19.95? probably go up like a happy times tree if one were to hold an exposed flame to it.
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stop looking at robes you weird cunt
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Is robecunt the new cartcunt?
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Hypothetically, how do you vote your way of an unelected international satanic shadow government exactly? Just curious…
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reminder you can literally drive into bunnings and park
it riles a certain type of people up and there is nothing they can do about it LOL
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>>153313706
I'm probably not going to answer that question on a website that was confirmed to be compromised by that same unelected international satanic shadow government iykwim haha
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>>153313718
they can call the bunnings police and when you fail to present your tradie licence you'll be in big trouble
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>>153313718
*be's loading up the camry with power tools, lengths of pvc pipe, hoses and bags of cement then driving off without paying*
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>>153312754
The world moved on without us cobber
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whats the etymology behind the epstein name
and unrelated who would honeypot world leaders in order to control them easier
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cool it
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>>153313800
anon world leaders were already compromised before they even became leaders, that's why they were made to be world leaders.
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>>153313680
choosing what to look at isn't always an option, like deciding what team to support. If you open emails from https://www.aflfootyshop.com.au/, maybe you get jumpers, or stubbie coolers. In my case, I got robes. In your case, maybe you get feminine sanitary products? lifts to help with your short stature? it's a real mixed bag.
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>>153313335
Tasmania is a footy mad state that's passed over numerous times due to concerns about population and commercial viability. While they'll finally get a team in 2028 their population is almost three times larger than Northern Territory's. What's the point of trying to put a team in a city with a population that's about 1/4 that of the Gold Coast? Not to mention retaining players would be a nightmare. No one wants to live there.
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Jesus Christ, I have no fucking money.
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dont bring me down
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GROOS
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>>153313958
https://youtu.be/NRweHzrSlpQ?si=n-Rj9FnDahejPWYV&t=261
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>>153313958
have you found a solution yet
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>>153313958
I have like heaps but no idea what to spend it on haha
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my dick fucking reeks
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>>153314102
WASH
YOUR
PENIS
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>>153313958
does jesus give out tick till payday? asking for a mate.
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https://youtu.be/gnh_6Ak196U
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How was church today fellas?
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Maybe if you weren't such a lazy fuck and actually worked every day or at least five days of the week then you wouldn't be such a pathetic embarrassing broke waste of life.
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fuck up gymsperg
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>>153314219
I palyed golf with my neighbour who was still half cut from last night, vomited on the 3rd and the 9th, he then lost his phone somewhere (had no idea till his wife came screaming at him as we pulled up into the driveway) i made a little movie for him. see attached.
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>Maybe if you weren't such a lazy fuck and actually worked every day or at least five days of the week then you wouldn't be such a pathetic embarrassing broke waste of life.
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whats the skateboarding equivalent at the winter olympics iykwim haha
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>>153314340
I like the sport where they ski you out to the snowy forest, shoot you with a finely tuned precision rifle and leave your hrt-bloated corpse where xir falls. thats a great event. Biathalon? Dieathalon?
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micknonce must die
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>>153314340
snowboarding.
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>>153314219
Not bad, I've been going to the cathedral lately since my parish now has a woman "priest". And you?
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looking at labia in kmart catalogue again
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not many people of colour at these olympic games, why is that? the cold? niggas could steal some nice jackets and shit snowbunnies can buy the brothas sum drinks nowadimsayin?

straight up antisemetic is what it is.
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>>153314479
had to laugh at the opening ceremony parade and the seppos finding the one black bint in their squad to carry the flag
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cric got jeeted hard
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>>153314508
surprised all the other nations didnt all kneel en masse to fight racism.Why isn't Wakanda competing? I thought they invented snow machines.
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>>153314515
probably just mick trying out her next-gen friend sim again.
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who up loving dey island
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who wanking they dick
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>>153314340
wdym?
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what's the point of it all
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https://magic-8ball.com/ or pony up about a thousand bucks and buy the other kind of 8ball. either way, theres the best answer you're likely to get here.
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>>153314760
pursuit of happiness
or so they say
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>>153314810
get a better dealer holy shit
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8ball of what
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sunday night blues
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Cat status?
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>>153314875
They don't play til next month m8
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>>153314961
can't recognise my team anymore without big Chuck
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stinky smelly carlton wogs
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still think about her
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i comment 'mid' on attractive girls instagram posts
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had to eliminate one of the spiders in the backyard he was getting a bit too big for comfort
fucking strong cunt tho fought for awhile with the spray before finally flipping the mortal coil
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imagine being a massive faggot that goes to church
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>>153315269
can you do the rockspiders in here
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imagine being a massive faggot that kills spiders
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do you blokes enjoy getting fucked up the arse
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>>153315369
yep only if the bf has killed all the big bad spiders first
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>>153313335
Because they're a territory not a state
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>>153315395
darwin is neither of those things champ
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>>153315436
Darwin is in the northern territory
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Business idea: Humpty doo afl team
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>>153315324
spare me
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>eeeeek! a spider!
>*sprays with bug spray*
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>>153314817
if you're paying less than 1000 for 3.5g of coke then you're not in Australia, you're a liar or you're not buying coke.
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Fucked it all up lads
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>>153315755
elsborste, which larp is it noe? tranny porn, scat addiction, gamling, prozzies, drugs, alcohol?
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>>153315888
Pannacottas got stuck in the moulds. Manu and Colin finna give me a zero
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>>153315888
i killed an innocent spider because im a ginormous pussy
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>>153315914
>>153315915
most plausable posts itt. blueplatefag on the ropes.
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Good News Everyone!

New neighbours are not chink or poo!
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>>153316205
rare mythical pull
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>>153316205
i got new back fence neighbours few months ago, was also hoping they weren't jeets or chinks. no, i got arabs instead and they sit outside all the time barbecuing goat, revving their cars and yelling at each other in arabese
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Goddamn, I love ice cream.
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>yeah i like footy
>*gestures sucking a penis*
>want to come to my game
>*gestures sucking a penis again*
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>>153316321
it's 'play footy' you absolutely FUCKED it
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>>153315269
faggot
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imagine if lachie kneel played in the gf on his bung calf but it blew out again on him and the banes lost

skiiing equivalent = >>153315911
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>>153316354
you passed the test
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>>153316465
>imagine if lachie kneel played in the gf on his bung calf but it blew out again on him and the banes lost
By playing him only in the second half they sort of mitigated the risk of that.
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>>153316465
instead geelong just laid there like this
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>>153316466
based me
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Will the favourite win the Super Bowl its the last leg of my multi bit I would still make much money if I cash out
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Honest answers only pls
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dont think there are any jews in here to answer that
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>>153316644
Alf fell off then
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I feel ready to kill
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>watching blade runner
Am I in for kino?
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>>153316673
based N*gger
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>>153316673
I'm armed and ready to kill at a moments notice
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>>153316715
it's ok
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Need some oxys
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morons
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>>153316904
based me
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got a fuckload of tapentadol
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smoke weed
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>>153317292
Last time I had surgery they just gave me panadol the cunts.
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did the panadol help
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>>153317491
Nah I wasn't in that much pain just had anti‑inflammatory's. Even if I was in pain and given oxy's I would have taken panadol and saved the oxy for a special occasion.
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>>153316205
Abo's then? Grim
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iggs
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I haven’t posted on 4chan in months cause I’ve been fucking up the captcha.
Constantly pressing ‘Post’ instead of ‘Next’, finally figured it out now.
Fucking grim being this retarded
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>>153318718
Based Willie Rioli
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>>153315269
why would you kill a spider that's outside
i only kill spiders if they get inside and are too big to relocate by hand outside, i leave spiders alone outside and at worst i would just break their web if it was in a prominent pathway



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