Previous>>153311744Official Schedulehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/scheduleLindsay GONN far over the mountain edition.
Biathlon starting, my dudes.
Biathlon thread>>153316734>>153316734>>153316734>>153316734
Luge training>>153317641>>153317641Snowboard Slalom, medal event upcoming>>153314427>>153314427
I don't understand the shooting scoreboard.
>>153317885Anybody got the titty grab at the singing ceremony?
>>153318122White circles are hits, blacks are misses, I presume.
>>153318122damn, the u.s. is losing in their national sport
What are the penalties and why do you receive them in in this biathlon?
>Buongiorno a tutti
>>153318216Its a relay, so five shots from a magazine and up to three individually reloaded rounds to hit all five targets. If any targets remain a 150m lap for each one.
>>153318209Targets arent kid shaped
>>153318209We've never won a biathlon. We may have lots of guns, but not many people really know how to use them.
>>153317885>Mascots were created by sicilian high school students>Called Milo and Tina to represent "MILAno" and "CorTINA">Different colors because diversity, i.e. they're an interracial couplehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3tUFN4w5Qc
>>153318414What are they, ferrets?
Scottish lady commentating Team GB-Switzerland curling. Comfy
>>153318429stoats I imagine
>>153318414>>Different colors because diversity, i.e. they're an interracial coupleBut one is in its winter fur, the other summer fur.
>>153317885Maybe she'll be ready for the Paralympics next month.
breezy johnson sounds like slang for weed lol
>>153318429my bad, calabrian not sicilian>>153318429yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtgHPDvVgVE
>let's see how the dumb blonde skis with a torn ACL>ACK
For me, its track and field
>weeeeeeeeeeee>ACK
Beautiful White Estonian family
i prefer the women's events
>>153318446>But one is in its winter fur, the other summer fur.based calabrian high school students making a parallel between animal fur, cultural diversity and Spengler's theories
>>153318494more like snack and field
What does the 'B' stand for?
>>153317885Oh shit did someone get crippled?
>xitter psy-oped me into watching "A knight of the seven kingdoms">it fucking sucksThat's it, Pluribus and now this were the last straw.
gold for Austria in PSG
>>153318644>A knight of the seven kingdomsYou're a retard for falling for it, HOTD should have been enough
>>153318644>2026>using X Its 90% bots. You literally watched a garbage show because of marketing bots
>>153318644But it's fun. Were you expecting another grimdark GoT where everything sucks?
Curling just started where is the thread?
>>153318141What's the green/red? 3 countries with all whites have green background but Canada and Italy have all whites and no green. One country has two blacks and the background is red but countries with even worse record for blacks don't have a red background.
>>153318745>>153304230
>>153318429They're like wild ferrets. We have them too in the northern states. No I didn't just look this up.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>153318672>4chan>not bots
>>153318792Im only here for sports, there are less bots here than any popular board.
>>153318784
Are there any black girls in this olympics?
>>153318754It briefly highlights red for a miss and then turns green when they're finished.
>>153318833US speed skater
>>153317885What sport is this?
>>153318828>/sp/>here for sportsmaybe this board is better than the others for porn but there's no sports here
you're obliged to cry when they play your anthem at the medal ceremony right i know i would
cringe when they have to do the selfies
Italians, do you get pissed that they're advertising Starbucks during this Olympics?
>>153318992Yes, I would cry for all the injustice going on in my home country, and how I have to leave italy and go back
>once again women ruin everything
>>153317885kino>they need one of us in the wreckage brother
>>153319062based
>>153319060I drank starbucks this morning
The curse of the DOGGG
first gold for France?
>>153319087I'm sorry.
i hope america loses every single medal this year, I'm not rooting for my own country since they elected a child rapist
>>153319178Everything is about politics with you lot.
>waaaah I snapped my leg in half ha ha ha shut up lmao
>>153319178don't be a faggot
bitchass american curlers
>>153318672they're good, they claimed there's no diversity in the show and that's why it's good (it's actually full of subsaharans)>>153318681It's not. The thing that made me facepalm is when they run across a clairvoyant randomly strolling on the street in the second episode and she tells both main characters their whole destiny and future. Second episode. Why the fuck should I keep watching the show when I already know what will happen to the characters? Utterly disgusting.
>>153319200That's what you get for playing dumb ass games with planks strapped to your feet.
>>153319178Only winners are on the list bro
>>153319119This cunt would show up to the opening of a cereal box
Is curling just ice lawn bowls with brooms?
>>153319292>famous for degrading women and calling them bitches and hoes>Now hosting one of the most watched events in the world and is best friends with Martha StewartThis really is a strange timeline
>>153319247based swamp mindset
>>153318414>>153318446one is normal fur, other is disabled fur for paralympics
>>153319247it’s more fun than sliding around on some gay ice with blades on your feet
>>153319321>famous for degrading women and calling them bitches and hoesRappers doing that stuff is an act. In reality they're artists ie gay
>>153318754green means the shooting is complete (either because all targets are hit, or because the athlete ran out of bullets)red is just a quick highlight, it indicates a missed shotthe 3 cartridges to the left indicate how many reloads remainthe small red indicators next to the flag indicate how many shots were missed so far
>>153319178Nobody cares
Wish I could snowboardNot even good at skiing
>>153319337Arguably but not really the point I was making.
did the swede that hates team gb die havent seen him around
>>153319178Hopefully more athletes use their voices to condemn the shit your government is doing
This Swedish curler looks innocent to all the evils in the world
>>153319350Snoop Dogg used to sell crack cocaine, and almost went to prison for murdering a man.The early gangster rap where literally gangsters. It didnt take long for fake rappers to show up, and nobody is a criminal now. But Snoop was smack dab in the middle of the crack cocaine epidemic.
offsson doffsson I am Svedish eeffsson ooffsson
GUYS—I am DEVASTATED by Lindsey Vonn’s big crash! What will her and Tyrone do now with her Olympic comeback crushed??
>>153319350You're thinking of Tupac. He literally went to drama school, then bought into his own hype.
>>153318681zoomer moment
what's a winter sport you would like to see added to the program?
Blokey looks like he's crying lmao
why are there no ugly olympians
>>153319463>Emma Eicher
>>153319459Ice fishing
>>153319459deporting illegals
>>153319486That would be comfy as fuck, ngl.
>>153319463there are
>>153318833Yeah they figured out how to put skates on a spade
>>153319350This song is real, its a real story!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-VBI0iFPL0
>>153319415>he fell for the jewish storylines
>>153319432>What will her and Tyrone doLive rent free in your head
Which one of the lugers is most likely to split her pants unleashing a wet sloppy one?
>>153318449Ouch too soon man
>>153319426lmao they do be like that
>>153319536Hard to say at this stage
watching curling while waiting for the 5k skates to start
>>153317885>>153318449Can someone post the webm?
On average, which winter olympics athletes are the most fit?
>Eurosport in Poland is showing lidsey's fail again and again and again
>Dodds will never scream "HARD! HAAAARRRRRDDDDDDDDD" at you
>>153319566
>>153319518>zoom zoom isnt old enough to remember tipper gore and hillary clinton trying to ban explicit musicSnoops criminal charges are public anon, he was a poster child for banning rap music in the early 90s
>>153319459Ice climbingCyclocrossBackcountry freeride skiing
>>153319119dis nigga zesty
>>153319575Indoor skating and curling
>>153319578I know that feel friend :(
>>153319602Curling is the most likely to smell like cigarettes bro
>>153319586Brutal, do you have the real time version?
>>153319575Cross country by farFollowed by ski mountaineering
>>153319616
>>153319586>HUUUUUH I'M CRYING HUUUUUHHHI could hear every now and then in between the commentator's inane chater
>>153319586Me having a yard sale on the bunny slope
>>153317885https://app.podiumsport.it/We're on track now for 15 golds.
>>153319636They said BBC stream had her clearly screaming in agony non stop.
>>153319635Do you have the ones of her coach and teammate cringing?
>>153319586Not sure she meant to do that
i'm beginning to think italians are white
>>153319635Cheers
>>153319653Northern yes. Southern no.
>>153319646>BBC had her screaming nonstopYeah it did :^)
>>153319651nope sorry
>>153317885Kind of unfair that the other skiers need to ski down the mountain and she gets a private helicopter ride.
>>153319662
>>153319663Good way to fuck your pelvis right up.
>>153319678Didn't Usher get Diddy'd?
this injury was worse
>>153319686YEAH (yeah yeah) YEAH (yeah)
>>1533184144channer not thinking about interracial sex change: impossible
>yfw this crazy bitch tries it again in 4 years
Im hungry
>>153319663why didn't her ski's come off?
>>153319738Dan Akroyd?
>>153319686Kek that's PK SubbanBtw the PK stands for (white) Pussy Killer
>>153319750Because she would never get them on again
>>153319773I hate illinois nazis
>>153319750DIN for racers is set to infinity. You're not supposed to crash.
>>153319787No, thats unironically Usher. They had a red carpet and there was like 3 celebrities in total, Usher being one of them.
What did I miss and why should I care about missing it?
>>153319819nah
>>153319828Vonn may need to have both legs amputated
>>153319848Are you memeing or....
>>153319828You missed teen love, you wasted your youth. You will be another statistic, just someone who works a dead end job till the end of your life, just wasting away every night waiting for work in the morning. Why should you care?You shouldnt, it wouldnt fix anything at this point
Can 41 year old women have kids? She can still make it.
>>153319695that was also the fastest part of the slopethis girl was going over 110km/h when she crashed, while Vonn was going around 90km/h
Watching the >BBC recap of the snowboarding big air. Fucking mentalSo fucking cool
>>153319862NoShe's gonna start an onlyfans after the olympics and do amputee porn too
>>153319879We just had our first at 40
I wish we had a winter sport as comfy as Equestrian was
need some ralph lauren team USA drip fr no cap
>>153319899>no capthere is a cap
>>153319885
>>153319879my colleague had her first kid at 44healthy kid too
>>153319899As always Mongolia had the best drip this year
>>153319738Evel Knievel ahh uniforms
>>153319463They are all trustafarians, but there are some ugly DEI blacks there
>>153317885KEK what a fucking BITCH
eeeeew, that guy is gross
Todays main event
>wearing a helmet to skatewhat a pussy
>>153319919Kino
Speed skating is on NOW, and for some reason the thread is gone.
Who names their kid Breezy?
>>153319986potheads
what's the designated trust fund winter sport
>>153319986nobody, she actually changed her name
New sport idea, ski dancing
>>153320011synchronized ski dance
Why do the long-dstance speed skaters look so lonely?
>>153320042Because their hard toned bodies full of stamina burn for the warm embrace of your arms anon
dutch getting polder'd
>>153319995alpine skiing of course
How do I be a speed skater?
>>153319995All of them. Winter olympics are the trust fund games
>>153320089Literally just skate fast
speed skaters make me think of Harkonnens
The Dutch are great at this because they have like a million canals to skate on when they freeze over
>>153320011>new sport idea>literally shows footage of ski ballet, an old olympic sport???
idea: right hand turns
>>153320089Just show up to the arena during public hours and ruin the experience for everyone.
>>153320127>when they freeze overWhich hasn't really happened in the past 25 years.
>>153320089Gotta go fast
>>153320127I think they literally also invented ice skatesBeen doing it longer than anyone Also they are tall.as fuck, and long legs I assume are a great thing for speed skating
>>153319885I dunno, every trick was just spinning in a circle. I found that underwhelming.
>>153320089Start inline skating. Then you do it on ice.
>>153320087Just because burger alpine resorts have fleeced your fun out of existence, doesn't mean alpine skiing is a trust fund sport. It is firmly a middle class sport assuming you live close to the mountains. Depending on how close you live it might even be incredibly cheap because you've got natural slopes or a tiny family resort.Ski gear also isn't any more expensive than other gear-related sports, I would even argue it's much less than many others like cycling.
RECORD ALERT
>>153317885STIJNTJE WOOP WOOP
>>153317885Inspiring!
no speed skating thread? what happened to all the dutchies
with how cold ice cold plunges have become in recent years they should start including ice cold water swimming eventsswimming is the most popular summer event so they should put it here as well except its in like 5 celsius water maybe put some ice bergs inthe water as an extra
>>153319995Probably bobsleighing. Only a few tracks and you need expensive equipment.
>>153320301We are traumatised.
When does mountaineering start? Looks like a fun event to watch.
Mario Kart analogy
>>153319636Never understood why winter Olympic athletes cry so much when they lose. Is it like, if you crash, you no longer have rich parents?
>>153319586We can rebuild her. We have the technology.
Men's speed skating makes the women look like they're going in slow motion.
These men have such juicy thighs
>>153320311or a sport where contestants are all bath cowards and first to fully submerge their balls in cold water wins
sauna competition next olympics plz. the finns need another event
>more italian fraudingzzz
>>153320345I think she’s crying because her body was internally being torn apart
The winter olympics lacks the sheer star power of the summer olympics.
ITALIA SAMA
>>153320363>straightest swedish sport
Is speed skating just progressively seeing how much the next guy up can dope?
>>153320385that would be good event for diversity people since it gives advantage to all the arabs and africans and indians since they're used to day long saunas
>>15332033919 Feb
speed skating some aura farming type shii
>all these ass shots of the men
i think this gay sport isn't for me
Is this the speedskating thread?How are Italy so good at it now?
>>153320446>How are Italy so good at it nowhost nation doping program
>>153320446they've been practicing on the ice
>>153320397That bulge is NOT aerodynamic.
Getting brutally ass mogged by these speed skaters
>>153320446>>153319218
>>153320446They made a deal with Israel
>>153320462>they've been practicing on the iceSurely the tracks are standardised?
>>153320425they have to do it or else they can't justify the fact that they also do that for the girls
>>153320425Proof that the Olympics are now for women and gays
Where is the vonn webm how useless are you guys
These men have better asses than the women
these guys have horse thighs
>>153320495>>153319586
how are foids taking all the american white bitches getting btfo?
>>153320495theres 3 in this thread
shamefur dispuray
>>153320493Always has been
>>153320495>>153316831
>>153320495Scroll up, retard>>153319663>>153319635>>153319586
>>153320495I was hoping for a Von salt thread lol
damn the jap has ran out of gas
>>153320518Even Reddit says she made a retarded decision. It's unironically over
anybody else seen that leaked vid of eileen gook bouncing on bwc?
>>153320570She had contractual obligations to compete
>>153320592Who cares? Fuck that traitor
>>153320592just look up any of the wmaf videos and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference
what's on, peeps?
The schedule says Ski Jump training is on, but I cant find it
>>153320608Men's 5000m speed skating.
>>153320601She really could’ve been THE wasian to rule them all. But she just had to represent Xi
>>153320598Gold count > total medal count
>>153320598Why does the host country always do so well? Surely having home turf isn't that big of a difference
>>153320627CCP pays WAY better than the USA
>>153320389It's so sad that this couldn't have been prevented somehow.
>>153320636>Why does the host country always do so well?Why indeed
>>153320627>Got $25m last year>Would've got about $25k last year if she stayed in USAShe made the right choice.
>>153320636Money. You can convince your national sports apparatus and government to spend more money on training in the years leading up to a home games. That’s why you see a bump in national medals for the games before and after they host too
>>153320592She's unironically BCCPC only
when can i start posting about figure skating
>>153320682Only if you post pictures of the raccoon waisian
>>153320651>>153320664I was gonna say American sponsorships pay well but then I remembered shes not black. How much money does Chloe Kim or suni Lee make in sponsorships? That’s probably what she would’ve made if she stayed American
>>153320345Would you blame a woman for laying on the pavement and crying after she got hit by a car going 60 mph?
>>153320689can i post videos as well?
>>153320682Whenever you want
>>153320695certainly would
>>153320345because you are an unfeeling autist probably
>>153320690Google says about 5 million each. So she’s doing 5x that for China
>>153320690China is on another level, they care deeply about competing on the global stage. They house you, they train you, they house your family and shower you with money.We like the olympics kind of, but actual good sponsorships are few and far between.
>>153319995Snow polo
>>153320722>when she sees your dick
>>153320345I have rich parents and still experience struggles and setbacks.
>>153320719Weird to see 2000s fashion trends coming back
>>153320722god she's so adorable
>>153320736We used to like it more. But now I think you’re better off trying to get NIL money or being an influencer/youtuber than Olympian if you wanna make money from gen z and gen alpha
>French shooting
>>153320736Same idea as the old soviet union/US rivalry. They ran it like a military outfit and showered their top-performers with money and privilege because ghey viewed it as a competition for international prestige that would further geopolitical softpower goals.Meanwhile the US just kind of forgets most of these sports exist outside of this event once every 4 years.
>>153320722Built for harem group sex
>>153320695Depends. Was she controlling that car, while still injured because she got hit by a car the last time she tried to control it, and doctors told her that she's being an idiot and she did it anyway? Yes, I would point and laugh at her. It is 100% her fault and she is the frontrunner for KWABOTY.
Biathlon bums
Im so fucking sick of seeing snoopdogg. Why is he force fed to Americans year after year
>>153317885What a stupid cunt. First off, no one gives a fuck about the olympics, only fags and women. Second, even more people do not care about sking. THIRD, ITS WOMENS SKIING. HAHAHAHHAHAHA. Every day women prove how fucking low IQ they really are.
olympics need to buy rights to some new musicthey're playing all the same shit as they did during paris onescmon put on sabrina
>>153320722Whos the one with raccoon hair?
>>153320800Because we're a nation of idiots, by and large. They have to appeal to the lowest common denominator.
>>153320750You think you do, but you don't.**Unless those rich parents are abusive and don't support you in any way, in which case I'm sorry for being a dick to you and your parents deserve to be lit on fire on livestream.
>>153320812They're rocking out to Metallica right now.
Luge run 3+4 starts soon
>>153320849>No one is within 0.200 of HansWill pass. It's already over.
>>153320800He just takes up all these promotional things for money. They are also trying to do this LA thing for the summer games
>there is a lot of sex in Olympic Village right nowBros...
>women on luge sucking off Vonn and not warning women against being injuredOne day these roasties are going to get another delusional hag killed
>athletes are having a lot of sexlol
>>153319635>>153319586>>153319663Save these webms. They will be cancelled from the internet just like the Raygun dance. Especially after the media pushed her with the "She is so inspiring and won't let little things like a fully torn ACL get in the way of her dream of competing in the Olympics again in her 40s!" narrative.
>>153320813my girlfriend
>>153320882Better to take risks even if it means getting injured then never living at all
winter olympics are comfier and cuter and more soulful than summer olympics
>>153320830Bro you know nothing. I had a relationship with a woman I loved that went to shit because my penis was too long and she didnt like having her cervix poked. Yeah sure my parents supported me there lmao. Retard.
>>153320904She may not be living for much longer after that crash
Why are Japanese good at snowboarding?
>>153320927Their entire country is mountains.
>>153320923The crash wasn't even that bad, you guys are just jealous that people out there are living their dreams while you degrade in your parents basement in your 30s
>>153320910Most parents dont support relationships with goats mohammed.
>>153320908>comfierMaybe. Archery vs Curling is pretty close.>Cuter and more soulfulNot a chance.
>>153320901Very american
>>153320722It must be so awkward for Isabeau when those two roasties go out at night and come home smelling like sex and she's just sitting there in her pjs reading a book.
>>153320936She was literally screaming audibly in agony on the broadcast
>>153320908Summer olympics have a bunch of fake and gay sports like shooting, fencing and breakdancing because they exist to appease all the loser countries that are only good at 1 legacy sport from their national infancy or virtue signaling sports for minoritiesWinter olympics exist to appease all of the countries that are cold, and they all have 2 things in common: snow and ice. That makes the sports way more universal.
>>153320927small body = many spinsthey also have the best powder in the world
>>153320910>Didn't get a penis doughnut to protect your girlDidn't love her enough.
>>153320954Sure fencing and shooting have been in it since modern Olympics started
>>153320936>The crash wasn't even that badThe initial crash wasn't bad, but she mangled her leg badly on the subsequent tumbles. Complete snapcity.
>>153320953The crash wasn't that bad. The injury it caused was horrific.
NEW TRACK RECORD
>>153320927The jump and trick events rely on picking up a lot of speed downhill and then being light enough to have excellent airtime to do your trick. All the top competitors are barely 5ft tall, which is why Japan and China are topping all the events.
>JD Vance watching Speed SkatingI'm surprised he's not getting booed
>>153320984MAXIMUM SPEED
>>153321005no reddit mods there today i guess
>>153320980Yeah she isn't going to die like that dude said
>FarthufferDo Austrians really
why does he always wear eyeliner?
Pardon?
>>153321030CHUDZINGA LEONARD FARTHUFFER
>>153320877And we are not part of it.
>>153321029>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>153321029This is a face that has seen some shit
>>153320800The fuck is that niggers point anyways now?I remember when I was a teen that the whole thing was WEEDLMAO but that shits legalized now. So hes about as gangster with that as your unemployed uncle Marty sitting on his porch chainsmoking
>>153321096he has to be around perfidious europeans all week
>>153320877Not a enough black men at the Winter Olympics.
>>153321101he donates millions of dollars to Farrakhan
>>153320936You're right. To cheer myself up, I will go for a walk. Or maybe a run. Then I'll do some squats. Might even turn my foot out to the side a bit just because.
>Dutch at best gets a bronze in the 5000mWhat happened to them?
>>153320877rude of them to not show us these events
>>153320800How are you this angry about it?
Haven't watched any of the Olympics but I assume it's nothing but the Americans saying "Fuck Ice" and "Ice Out"
>>153321173getting mad online is /sp/'s olympics
>>153319586>Joy Division - She's lost control.mp4
>2026>mic keeps cutting out
>>153321177Maybe cool off your brain from politics a bit kekw
luge is such a meme sportkids go sledding, not men
Why does the Italian guy have two different color skates?
Speed skaters are all twink from the waist up
>>153321177kamala's third campaign is off to a great start i see
>>153321001Feel like the bigger dudes need to start relying more on style than trying to compete with the manlets on muh rotations. Don't know if the judges give a shit about that tho.
what's the name of the little tractor they use to make the ice more cromulent. they should have jousting matches to entertain the crowd
>>153321337Zamboni?
>>153321266All olympic sports have a narrow selection of acceptable moves. You pick your move and perform it, and the judges evaluate you both based on the difficulty of the move and how well you pull it off. In practice it's basically a contest to see who can do the most difficult move without falling on their ass, and the highest rated moves are just MAXIMUM SPINS.There's a lot of politics to how the olympic events are set up and scored so it's probably not accidental that in a winter olympic full of events that asians countries suck at, there are a few that favour them.
>>153321337zamboni is the genericised trademark for them but they're called ice resurfacers
I love sports so much bros. What's your favorite moment, celebration, or failure so far this Olympics?
>>153321372are there any non-zamboni ice resurfacers? imagine trying to sell your competitor and every rink tells you they already have a zamboni.
>>153321372>
A real human bean
How the fuck we suck so hard at speed skating?
>>153320592No. Where is it?
>>153319311it's shuffleboard on ice
>>153321375>failure so far this Olympics?Has to be Vonn, no?
>>153321391theres another popular brand called olympia
>>153317885(our) precious burrito
someone find out how are italians cheating in speed skating before our guys start the competition, because this isn't even remotely funny
>>153321433in my country we no have
>>153321419We suck at pretty much everything in the winter games
>>153321465their guy got pulled ahead with a fishing line
How freakishly tall is Eitrem?
>>153319230that was the 4th episode but idk why they did it either. It was just as jarring as when Helena looked into the camera and told the audience the ending of the Dance of the Dragons for no fucking reason at all. That scene was OC and not from the book.I do like the show though.
Since when the fuck did they start calling it Czechia and not Czech republic?
>>153321410And a real hero
>>153321514been a decade now
>>153321514like 2014
>>153321540>>153321532Why? It sounds gay
POG POG POG
>>153321514We've always been at war with Eurasia.
Did the coalburner get really injured this year? If so, good.
Speed skating looks funny.
>>153321557>Why? It sounds gayczech is full of the gay
they need to have mandatory doping in all the games
>>153321514Get with the times gramps.
>>153317885who is getting the free ride ?
Reminder that they killed Avicii because he found out about the pedophiles.
I am from Norway
>>153321586She paid the toll
>>153321624take your meds
>>153321357Right but at the men's big air yesterday the American kid got knocked off the podium by a Chinese midge despite the Chinaman needing both of his hands to brace his landing. They were making a big deal about how clean landings are and then suddenly it didn't seem to matter because the other guy squeezed in an extra turn.
Which of winter sports have the oldest competitors?
>>153321650Probably curling
>>153321616
>>153321650Curling, I guess.
>>153321372They're called zambonis and were named after their inventor, Frank Zamboni."Ice Resurfacer" is one of those funny fake phrases that exists because knockoff companies producing their own Zamboni can't legally call their product a Zamboni since Zamboni still owns the rights to his invention.This isn't a "kleenex" situation. We don't call them Zambonis because the most well known company is called that. We call them Zambonis because that is literally their name. "Ice Resurfacer" is like using "shredded topping" because you can't legally call your knockoff slop cheese.
We're claiming that medal if Bloemen wins one btw
>>153321650snowboarding
>>153321514Its Bohemia, I don't care what the wokes say
>>153321616How can women do this and not expect rape?
>>153321650Snowboarding because it had its heyday 20 fucking years ago but only recently became olympic. Kinda like fucking skateboarding for the summer olympicsFucking "Helo fellow kids" ass sports
>>153321514I don't understand if it was going to be changed why not change it to Cesko (Czesko? Czescho?), which is what they call themselves. why did they go with Czechia.
>>153321695I support regime change in Iran simply so we can rename it Persia.
uncs slowing down
>>153321728I support regime change and breaking up of the US. So real states stop having to fund dying red states.
>>153321719>skateboardingyou mean the competition being dominated by litteral kids?
>>153317885so like which streams you guys got?
>>153321645I remember that. It was funny hearing the commentators talk about how his shaky landing would take him out of medal contention and then mid sentence the score comes in and the judges just disregarded it entirely.
>T. J. BloemenOh god my fucking sides
>>153321719All the snowboarders from yesterday were teenagers.
Is this basically all the winter sports nations in full?
>They even have ads in the arenas piped in through the speaker systemIt's so over
>>153321844why does a gold count more than a silver+bronze
>Only whites watching and posting about Winter Olympics>Suddenly no porn or inappropriate shit is posted Very interesting
>>153321844Missing Saudi Arabia and Trinidad
>Only things left on is Sweden raping France in hockey and germanywinslolGuess I'll just fuck off until curling starts again
>>153321844Norsk makt
>>153321771>dyingblue states have a TFR of 0 which is why you're fighting to keep your slave labor here
>>153321726>TheyWho?It's english language issue.It should be (you), native speakers, who decides.All the languages use an equivalent of Czechia for long now
>>153321886I woke up early and everything.
>>153318209>>153318329they don't use real guns
>Not many events onAre they shutting down early today due to the Super Bowl?
luge facility is a willy
>>153321907Your flag still says Cezch Republic, so that's what I'll call you.
>>153321862I have already seen a few inappropriate posts made by Indian-Canadians in threads about winter sports.
>>153321945and its 200 euros to stand there and watch everything from a screen
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
>>153321716>tfMust be from Birmingham
>Iivo is an old man and Sweden, Canada & USA are so much better in hockeyI think these olympic games will be a disaster
>>153321861Because it's gold. Business idea: when you lose a gold medal match you get bronze and 3rd place gets the silver since they won their last game.
>>153318538looked her up, apparently she finished the same school as me
>a wild pau gasol appearsbut why
>>153321862half the posts are complaining they the cameraman isn't zooming in on enough asses
>>153321650there's a 54 and 44 year old guys in curling
>>153321041She was just checking if the snow's eye-line was below its earlobe, she's a raging antisemite you see
Look at all these Japs in the snowboard big air in an hour you just know they’re gonna do some crazy shit
>>153321129The snow looks like kkk and scares them away
>>153322139its women all they can do is 1080s and most of them will be doing 720s
>>153321965And i call you british west indies
i wipe my ass with the american flag
>>153322181if only you'd poo in a loo first
>>153322181Shut up Rajeeb
>>153321844We usually snap up a medal or two in the curling, which is a sport we're hard carried by Scotland in lol.
>>153322181Quiet, junior
6 7
>>153322264bruh deadass fr
>Gold Zone can't help but advertise the Super BowlFuck off already
>>153322290that's tonight?
>>153322197Weird that Wales isn't up there re. she'll-be-falling-down-the-mountain sports, come to think of it.
>>153322194shut up, irrelevant country
I missed mens snowboarding,Where the fuck are the archives/pirated streams I'm not paying for this god awful coverage.
Who can stop them?
>>153322329They haven't been good in over a decade. Even our women do better
>>153322329der ratt
>>153322329Germany
>>153322329>Hasn't won a Stanley cup in over 30 years
>>153322329U S A
>>153318630she already had an artificial knee on the other leg. Now she'll have two.
>>153322373I don't think the national team has ever won a stanley cup
>>153322329a mild effort from the opponents?
>>153322329>93
>>153322367>>153322372>>153322373>>153322384>>153322406You are all talking shit and they will win as always
>>153322490We won last time thoughbeit
So Leafs are the bad guys in hockey and America are the good guys?
>>153322526Yes and we won bronze the last time. A tournament without nhl players is as accurate as me having sex
>>153322529So Leafs are the bad guysYes.
Can't remember why I missed the winter olympics, might have been lack of streams
>>153321041Coal burner btfo
wtf there's nothing on, how do we add more sports to the winter olympics? already most of them are meme sports
>>153319586she didn't fly so good
>>153321645now you know how every country felt about Eteri's lolis just pushing one more half-turn, landing with their feet sideways and the judges not seeing shit.
>>153322716olympic idea: horse dancing on ice
is that the former ioc president
SNOWBOARD BIG AIR IN 1 HOUR
>>153322716https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvk4PpFORD4bring this back
Holy I didn't even realize the winter olympics were happening, how was the opening ceremony?
>>153322807is that my nigga thomas bach olympic champion 1972 fencing that nigga has been on my mind
>>153322819gravity gets the gold
>>153322835do you have to be a champion to be president? whats the new lady a champion of I fell asleep before her speech
>>153322728Let's see you try to do any competitive sport at 40 or greater.
>>153322197Yeah we will but we're not a winter sports nation where as that reads like a definitive list to me. Now that the dutch are shit at skating anyway.
>>153322529Canada literally pounded sand so hard they opted to fuck over their entire economy and country by setting insane trade deals with India and China. They aren't just bad guys, they are retards.
>>153322832lame but at least it wasn't satanic like the paris one
>>153322903Based
>>153319995The one with the sniper rifle.
>>153322897canada's national identity is built around maple syrup, hockey, and hating the usa they really don't have anything to hang their hat on and we see that now.
>>153322197>>153322877kirsty muir in freestyle skiing might medal shes the current x games slopestyle champion
>>153322865>Born in Harare, Coventry attended and swam competitively for Auburn University in Alabama, in the United States.[4] At the 2004 Summer Olympics in Athens, Coventry won three Olympic medals: a gold, a silver, and a bronze,[5] and in the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing she won four medals: a gold and three silver. She was subsequently described by Paul Chingoka, head of the Zimbabwe Olympic Committee, as "our national treasure".[4]>swimbabwe
>>153322928They don't have a hat they are the hat.
>>153322903Did you miss the very end?
>>153322832It was similar to the 2004 Greek opener stylistically but not as kino. It was nice though seeing an opener celebrating culture and shared national history. I do think though the best opener ever was China's in 2008. Fuck communists but damn that was impressive display.
>>153322962Kek
luging looks like fun :)
>>153322329FLYYYYYYYY HIGGHHHHHHHFREEEEEE BIRDYEAH
>illegal stream uses nbc's pozzed commercial feed
>>153323061kek they do it for you too?
>>153320425welp so much for equality and anti sexism camera work
>>153323061get swiss or german vpn and use their footage probably the best after norway but that one blocks VPNs
>>153322897retarded nigger american thinks we signed any trade deals lmao
>>153322000Women love rape though? I'm literally showing them how much I love them
>>153323061Use a vpn and watch the commie euro national streams with 0 ads
>luger is a big D&D fanfucking nerd
>>153320511there's nothing gay about being gay with the bros
>>153323283he's in this thread isn't he
>>153323227You threatening to with the CCP is doing it. Don't be a retarded indian if you don't like it.
>AirBNB advertising their shit with a Beatles songOh hell no
>>153323203I want to see Norway's coverage nowI use German streams though, it's nice to just watch the sport as it is, when you can't understand German you have minimal idea what they're saying so you just focus on the action. Plus no commercials or ads
>>153323380I hate all of these companies so much. They have ruined everything.
man I don't want to choose between big air and figure skating
>>153319489Kill yourself bogan
>>153323515Figure skating is on?
>>153322903the cauldron is literally a pentagram
>SVT coverage is free>TV4 isn't and covers the deathslide sportshate this commie country
>>153323589in 20 minutes
>>153323589in about 10 bings
>>153323380>imagine all the peepo
>>153323641>>153323663Which channel or network?
>>153323716I'm watching on Peacock
>>153322529Obviously
>>153322529American's just obsess over beating Canada in hockey because it triggers their inferiority complex to lose to Canada at anything no matter how trivial.
>>153323780>dondraperdontthinkaboutyouatall.jpg
>olympics just started>already there is nothing to watch
>>153323828Figure skating starts in 20 minutes
>>153322529Finland are the good guys. Canada isn't even relevant in hockey anymore. Sad for us but thats the way it is
Watching these slightly fat guys go really fast on sleds is scary.
>>153323880Sledding is such an insane idea>What if we but your ass on a sled and shoot you through tight ass tunnels at lethal speeds?
NBC skipping the medal ceremonies is so fucking gay.
You know I haven't really heard the Olympic theme much lately. Are they trying to phase it out.>mfw they introduce a new Olympic theme in LA, and it's some mumble rap shit.
>>153324070>and it's some mumble rap shit.Its like you guys are living in 2016 still
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>>153324320It was a better time, Ranjeet.
>>153318449MERCILESS
>>153322977yeah every time I see an olympic games opening I end up thinking "Beijing's one was way better"
>>153317885So Lindsay Vonn torpedoed the US women's team then endangered multiple rescuers' lives and wasted precious resources all because she's a narcissist and attention whore who thought she could succeed in an Olympic event despite a major leg injury?As smart as dating Tiger Woods and PK Subban
>>153319586The fearsome splash technique, let's see if it pays off
>>153318414Aren't they siblings, though?
>>153322903>wasn't
>>153323377>You threatening to with the CCP is doing it.I can find a crackhead jeet on the street with better prose and better logical consistency.
