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Man Football sucks now
>>153349628I'm sitting on $200 of bonus bets what should I bet on next as I slowly become addicted to gambling apps?
Was this game a microcosm of the “bad play” pandemic the NFL has been experiencing the past couple of years? My god, it felt like when there was a 15 yard pass completion it was a game breaking play. Football 20 years ago was so much better.
>>153350898We just went from the Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Drew Brees, Aaron Rodgers, Ben Roethlisburger, Phillip Rivers, Joe Flacco* etc. era to a bunch of high school kids with no lube.
>>153350968Mahommes?
>>153350836United States to win most gold medals Italy to win most medals total.
>>153351490Anon... Mahomes started in 2017...
Didn't even see one controversial, game altering, penalty flag...
>>153351490middling game manager at best
>>153351538FanDuel doesn't have medal counts...I've been bamboozled
SUFFAH VIKANGZ
>darnold gets a ring>but he played so poorly his RB got SBmvpAs a Kangz fan this was the ideal
Worst QB since Pats-Rams 13-3 slurper
>the final fanbase to have a Tom induced melty is the PatriotsHow does he do it?
>>153352744should have been the kicker desu
I can't believe I let dumb fucking retard patriots fans gaslight me into thinking this game was gonna be closeNFCCG WAS the superbowl. Rams are literally surrounded by HOFers on offense while the patrishits had 2025 Diggs and "Booty"
It's funny to me that you could've asked anyone in /nfl/ before the game and unless they're a Pats fan they predicted this outcome, but now I've got friends and family texting asking me what happened and how the Patriots could be so bad after going 14-3 in the regular season.
All I'm saying is that it should be illegal to speak mexican in the USA
You can only reply to this post if your quarterback is an elite winner, such as Sam Darnold or Jalen Hurts.
>be the Jets>>July 2018>sign Sam Darnold>April 2021>trade Sam Darnold>>July 2021>sign Zach Wilson>April 2024>trade Zach Wilson>>March 2025>sign Justin Fields>3 and 14 record>>February 2026>Sam Darnold wins the Superb OwlSneed it or keep it, Jets fans?
JJ or MayeWho's the bigger bust?
>>153352765Or Trent Dilfer
>>153352753>Patriots played in the gayest stadium in the USA>Booty wasn't wide openWhat were the scriptwriters thinking?
>21 sacks>4 picks>7 fumbles (4 lost)I don't think Maye is actually that good
>>153352763Well no one speaks Mexican anon
Fleet would have fucking annihilated both of these shit teams tonight
this shit Super Bowl was the bills fault. Bills, Jags, and Broncos were all better than the patriots, and the bills knocked out the jags, choked against the broncos, while breaking Bo’s ankle
>>153352753I never doubted. The only way we lost was a complete fluke. We were always the better team, the better team just doesn't always win.>>153352768Sam fucked the Patriots and the Jets would never have done anything with him, so I think this is a Jests W.
>>153352769JJ is winning an owl next year Maye won't even sniff the playoffs
>>153352769MayeHe was CJ Stroud bad out there. Not a good look.
>>153352768Is that Aaron Glenn?That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Florham Park Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Aaron Glenn screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Aaron Glenn and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Aaron Glenn, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.That nigga Aaron Glenn stole my heart and drank my sneed.
Titans vs Bears Dolphins vs BearsJaguars vs BearsBengals vs PanthersBrowns vs Panthers
Darnold is only 28, could he be the greatest QB comeback of all time? Kurt Warner was grocer and indoor league comeback but Darnold is younger.
the fuck darnold come back from? mono?
>>153352747>tfw you successfully booty blasted all 32 fanbases
>>153352769Maye for sure, once you have a schedulebaby it's hard to break from them, he's going to plague the Pats for a while
>>153352803Being on the Jets
Football is over till September.
>>153352803Das rite
>>153352753It all came down to if Darnold was gonna play spooked but your D was too elite to even worry about that
>>153352803being on the Jeets
>>153352769This was Maye's like, 30th game JJ is like 10 games inBoth are on firm bust watch, but JJ finished his last few games strong, Maye was awful the entire playoffs
>>153352803Playing football for the New York Jets
>>153352808>teams have been autobalanced
Bitchknees is gone. That tranny lost while acting like a smug faggot the last 2 weeks. Now everyone knows and can confirm with their own eyes that the pats aren't a real franchise and where Brady babies. Good luck next year schedule baby when mahomes exposes your low iq QB.
>>153352815Fucking finally.
Did anyone notice the distinct lack of overt refball? Maybe they’ve actually heard the complaints and made some changes.
I really do think the game would have had at least two lead changes if the Patriots had a good offensive line. They need to load up this offseasonFortunately for them the AFC is still garbage lolI'm hoping the Bears go all the way next year
>>153352828Superbowl officiating is always goodBut imo officiating for basically the entire post season was solid
>le Sam Turndaballova narrative>doesn't turn the ball over the entire playoffsI said it once and I'll say it again. Kill sports "analysts" and talking heads.
>>153352790Patriots versus GiantsNothing. Ever. Happens.
>>153352790That’s Jags/Bears and even portends a Jags win, nice
>>153352828It was a pretty clean game and the Patriots didn't play well enough for generous spotting and whistleblowing to even occur
Never wrong, just early.
>>153352838>alwaysThe Seahawks/Steelers owl was pretty shit in terms of refs
>>153352774He had <1.5 seconds to play because Campbell and Moses didn't want to play football
kek how do Denver fags feel knowing they probably beat the hawks if God didn't smite their QB?
>>153352790The lombardi is purple and the other colors are MiamiVikings beat dolphins
>>153352828It's karmic justice for Superb Owl XL, which IMO hurt much more than XLIX
>rams got cincinnati>seahawks got “drake maye” >while the 49ers got Patrick Mahomes and the prime chiefs twice within 5 years
why are bradysexuals trying to steal mahomes’ moment?
>>153352790I want Bears Broncos but I feel like Broncos are gonna face a reality check and be battling for a wild card
>>153352828up until the phantom holding call to prevent that last Seahawks TD and the over, yes.
>>153352850Denver defense is overrated. Especially the last few weeks of the season. If you're a Broncos fan, you know this deep down.
>>153352862Seahawks won that Lombardi.
>>153352808we got ours in the end so I can enjoy Brady both as a QB and an announcerhe is straight up good luck for the birds most of the time when he is in the booth
I'm the only White Chargers fan on Earth. Sympathize with me bros.
>>153352858Who has it worse than us
>>153352850As a real believer I know what really happened. Nix, also a true believer, was set on a mission to deny the Bills a Superbowl. Mission complete, the Lord shepherded him to heaven on the spot.
>>153352852Basado
>>153352858Joey "Gaia" Burrow has as many SB wins as Maye.
>>153352869Kek
>>153352869Do you live in SD?
>>153352850Seahawks still would have wonSeattle was partying after the pick 6 basically sealed it
>>153352858grim
>>153352871Chin up bro it's not like you just watched a division rival win a Super Bowl in your own stadium or something
>>153352871Nobody, and /we/ intend to keep it that way.
>>153352753Was since nix broke his ankle anon, sorry the patriots are gay and retarded
>>153352869you are just straight up the only chargers fan
I personally think the Patriots will win the AFC againThey've got a lot of cap space and the conference is still terrible. Who can you point to that's going to fuck them up next January? The Jaguars maybe?The question isn't if they can make it to the Superbowl, it's building a team that can win once they get there
>>153352858and they probably should have won both games, if not one of them
>>153352858They're just so unlucky.
>>153352828besides the Kupp catch that wasn't a catch on the first drive there wasn't anything too bad
Drake Maye more like fake and gay.
>>153352886The Walmart Broncos freed up a ton of cap space, be careful little bro
>>153352886Fuck off faggot go lose to the Chargers lmao
Sam “Ghosts” Darnold
>>153352858the SB bengals team beats the jimmy garap niners but they lose to the Purdy niners
>>153352858Fuck you for giving Mahommes 2 rings
>>153352896Need a QB
>>153352886They’re gonna have another piss easy schedule?
>>153352871well considering you don't even have to look outside of the division as you share it with the cardinals who, instead of getting mahomes, only got only more and more retarded I'd say be more grateful
DARNOLD THE DESTROYER>minisomalia vickitinis
>>153349628Good season everyone, now 2026 is our year
>>153352905Nix is fine and getting better, I swear most of his problem is Sean Payton
So happy for DarnoldMaye is still basically a rookie, I'm sure he'll be back again, but Darnold earned that after the career he's had
>>153352886Nah, it's Bills or Ravens next year after their teams trimmed the fat
>>153352815Nah, bro. It's Fendie time
>>153352858they probably win the SB if not for injuries. damn shame.
>>153352907Kinda?
>>153352883I reported you to the ATF for possession of an illegal firearm in the state of washington
>>153352916Just like 2022, 2023, 2024, and 2025Bills Lions next year FOR SURE
>>153352910He sucked in the superbowl, happy for him getting a ring, don't regret moving on from him. Seattle wins the lombardi with like 20 different QBs active right now
>>153352886Not with a #1 schedule they ain't
>>153352828I remember the Pats first TD coming off of two flags, but I forget if those were legit or not
>>153352808Where the fuck did Brady go for the rest of the game. They introduced him alongside Peyton and Montana at the beginning but then he wasn’t there for the Coin toss
The patriots losing is because of antisemitism, full stop. We need to import more brown third worlders to stop this.
>first season with a real team>wins the Super BowlI still can't believe it. How is Minnesomalia such an eternal cuckshed? Biggest bastion of cucks in America
>>153352932The schedule allegations are real but every AFC playoff team was bad
>>153352886I have no particular dislike for the Pats but I think their chances of regressing next year are maybe higher than any other AFC playoff team. Texans might be worse since their organization and coaching are ass and elite defenses seem harder to maintain than elite offenses.Conference will be better next year and NE overperformed against a weak regular season schedule and a relatively soft playoff run
>>153352905>wins by 3 against a backup before getting blown out of the superbowl>thinks their team is eliteMy sides
>>153352917DAS RITE
>>153352937shut up fag
>>153352938My friends and I started laughing because they left me notes like this when we were in high school
>>153352930Cope.
friendly reminder that the 1 (one) (singular) public Epstein victim that claims trump was involved also said that she saw Epstein shapeshift into a reptile on multiple occasions so either shes a schizo liar, or David icke was right
>Mike Macdonald in the Seahawks post-game press conference
>>153352776speak mexican to your dirty ass sanchez mother, whore
>>153352944Nix has chronic ankle issues
>>153352886Cute boy
>>153352930>. Seattle wins the lombardi with like 20 different QBs active right nowAnd JJ is not one of them, lmao
>>153352790>Blue wave logoRams playing in their home stadium again
>>153352938He probably gloated about sniping an eight year old. Deserved.
>>15335285849ers single handedly made Mahomes a top 3 QB All time
>>153352929Nah Lions are cookedI don't see them being last in the division again, as I think that'll be the bears without all the flukey shit, but I do see them missing the playoffs again and drafting a QB in 2027
Tom Brady won the last two Super Bowls
>>153352967Not on your life, Youngcuck
>>153352938
>>153352971
>>153352950All of america laughed
>>153352930who wouldnt win this game, shedeur, fields, stroud, brissett, penix, nine?
>>153352939Scandinavian genetics
Go Bills
>>153352942>relatively soft playoff runWouldn't even say relatively, this was about as easy of playoff run as you could ever hope for>two teams where the offense completely imploded and had multiple backbreaking turnovers>a backup QB making his first snap this season playing in the snowThe Pats not really blowing any of these shitter teams out should've been an immediate red flag that they weren't serious contenders
>>153352972I think the Bears will win the North again
>>153352966He will be :)
>>153349628Can someone check if George Holani is the first Kiwi Super Bowl winner?
>>153352839BUT MUH GHOSTS
>>153352790>silver and black vs blue and black raiders Seahawks obviously
>>153352886I personally KNOW that 22 QBs in the entire history of the NFL have started in multiple Super Bowls and only 6 of those 22 have went back to the Bowl after losing their debut with only 4 of those 6 QBs actually winning itand after watching him tonight you really think Maye is the guy that will be the 5th?
When was the last time having a shit defense won the SB?
>>153352986Pegula basically guaranteed another ten years of Patriots in the playoffs
Broncos bros I don't feel so good
>>1533529962026
>>153352995Superbowl wins are not a quarterback stat
>>153352994would be kino
>>153352928Grandfathered in
>>153352999I wonder what the excuse will be when you lose to the Patriots this time
FUCK ROBERT KRAFTFUCK MYRA KRAFTFUCK DAVE PORTNOYFUCK MIKE VRABELFUCK JOSH MCDANIELSFUCK DRAKE MAYEFUCK ANNE MAYEFUCK WILL CAMPBELLFUCK STEFON DIDDYFUCK MACK HOLLINSFUCK CHRISTIAN GONZALEZFUCK CHRISTIAN BARMOREFUCK JAHLANI TAVAIAND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE AND DONALD TRUMP
Reminder the Packers gave up a 3 score lead to the Burrs.
>>153352982Brissett can game manage, that's all they really needed to do to win. Of the backups I'd say Mariota, Mac Jones, Kirko Chainz and Malik Willis also win
>>153353004>6 sacks>2 picks>1 foomble-6This loss was a Maye stat
>>153352976He’s solidified no worse than top 3 if he stays healthy and pads his career stats for the next 8 years. He’s already won more than any QB not named Brady Montana and Bradshaw.
>>153352974>Implying I'm the tripo i am laffin
>>153352930>[team] would have even won the super bowl with [quarterback]!is this just going to be the discourse forever now?
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>>153353023Yes because of people like this>>153353019
kek
>>153353018excuse me you forgot about the best backup in the league
>Mahommes will never be the same after his ACL surgeryAFC is up for grabs again
Turning point halftime show had 17,000,000 viewers. insane . thats enough that advertisers will be legitimately pissed at NFL for losing that much reach. expect a VERY safe pick for next years super bowl halftime show. maybe post malone or a country singer
>>153352994
>>153353035It’s all botted anon, engagement is totally fake these days
>>153352989They barely even made the playoffs this year due to a Micah Parsons injury and a flukey kickoff return against the vikingsVikings and packers have elite defenses, and vikings will have much better QB play next year, whether that's JJ taking a stride or kirk cousins after JJ loses to him in campHutch will also probably be back to full speed on the LionsAnd on top of everything, bears will have to play the Jags, Eagles, and Seahawks due to their 1st place schedule
>>153353035this, itll probably be someone to appease the haters who tuned out like chris stapleton or a ozzy tribute
>>153353035they're calling it the most botted video of all time, folks
>Maye plays the worst against cover 6>Seahawks run the third most cover 6This was very effective at confusing Maye and produced 2 picks>Hawks have only allowed 1 100 yard rusher all seasonThe entire Pats offense rushed for 79 yards>Pats have one good Corner>Hawks have JSN and KuppGonzales did a great job at covering JSN (and Kupp when JSN was hurt), but Kupp came up in a number of clutch momentsI told you, what hope did New England have?
>>153353022You absolutely are
>pitting a 23 year old QB with a rookie LT against the tismo demon Mike Macdonald's defensePity Darnold missed so many wide open throws including a walk in JSN TD. We were denied a rape.
>>153352828Refball is only used to get the teams the NFL wants/doesn't want into the Superbowl. Then they turn it off and let whatever happens happen.
>>153352858whats crazy is that it came down to the last play in both of those games. those niners teams were damn good.
>>153353048No serious discourse allowed, you can only say "He's HIM"' or "bro is COOKED"
>>153352962And your team has chronic choking issues (◍•ᴗ•◍)
>>153352886Don’t know about the AFC but Pats definitely going to win the AFC East all the other teams in that division are rebuilding
The grass was illegals
>>153353033next year is the bills year, i promise this time
>>153352998Crazy that the Texans and Cowboys have had no Superbowl appearances winning the division that many times
>>153353035How about Slayer or Metallica?
>>153353053Patriots o line sucks but their defense is still great
FUCK I can't wait for the anon at the game to get back to his hotel and start shitposting with us again.
>Awful Failure Conference
>>153352858are the 20s niners the 90s bills of our generation?
>>153352922Electrical substation
>said a week ago this SB will be a repeat of what the Eagles did to the Chiefs>some patsfag start coping a week ago and went full melty on mekek he probably roped himself by now
>>153353035trannies are seething
>>153353063This is a Megadeth genny.
>>153353068more like vikings
>>153353068No. the 2020s niners kept those games super close. Bills got blown out 3 out of the 4 times.
>>153353048B-but the Rams with a HOF offensive minded head coach, a HOF QB, two eventual HOF receivers, one of the best olines in the league, and a 2000 yard RB duo put up a lot of number against that le overrated defense :^(
>>153353072It was not on that level lolIt was bad but you're undermining how insane that game was
>>153352930The Minneapolis cope is unreal
>>153353072It was probably chomosknee without his trip.
THERE WERE GRASSMEN ALL OVER THE FIELDTHIS IS HOW THEY RIG IT THE FIELD ARE PAID ACTORS
>>153353068bills lost to phill simms while the niners lost to patrick mahomes. hell no. more a better version of those old vikings teams
>>153352773>Subverted your expectations, did we?
>>153353072I said the exact same thing. 2025 Patsfags were EXACTLY the same as 2024 Chiefsniggers
>>153352930>it just hurts real bad
>>153352753This was so obvious we were going to blow out these guys. The pats hadn't seen any team this well rounded and especially Maye against >our defense. Just watching them all season the hawks had so many more playmakers and faster athletes. The scheming was incredible too.I made so much money on the spread too. I got it at 3.5 the night of the NFCCG and rushed to bet it. Also, I've been busting Darnold's chops since his days at USC. Even though he had a bad game tonight with all those balls thrown behind receivers, I'm going to apologize to him for bringing a Super Bowl victory to Seattle. >>153353031Only trailing for 95 seconds is amazing. They also had zero turnovers.
>>153353087kino halftime performance even though I didn't understand a single word of it
>>153353068nah. a 90s Bills equivalent in the social media age would probably lead to mass suicides
>>153352886schedule babies, fucking frauds CONFIRMED- you'll be lucky to get into the fucking playoffs next year. Kill yourself!
>>153353035Only 14M lmao?
>>153353102the married couple was a real marriage apparently
>>153353102I understood all I needed to>GOD BLESS AMERICA
How do we prevent FRAUDS from going to the SB? Make the AFCCG and NFCCG best 2 out of 3?
>>153352828The NFL does pay attention to extremely negative feedback. They don't really care about the fans but they understand that if the entire fanbase begins to sour on something it's in not their interest not to keep pushing against the tide. They tried NBA-style refball with the chiefs and people got progressively more pissed until they had to humiliate them last year just to quell the unrest and try to act like the whole thing never happened. #rigged was trending after the Bills game and people were booing Taylor Swift. They realized the jig was up and pivoted away.
>>153353105You can't beat three playoff teams and be a schedule baby kek
>>153352753honestly the thing I was worried about was darnold possibly fumbling balls.
Post Owl webbumsI want to message my friend from Boston every morning with a different vid of Maye sucking
>>153353104if the 90s bills happened today Jim Kellys legacy would be 10x worse.
>>153353111four-way footbaw
>>153353063Maybe in Allegiant. Metallica and Slayer are Raider fans
>>153353115I forgot, which teams were those again?
>>153353099SAM DARNOLDZERO (0) TURNOVERS IN AN OWL WINNING RUN
>>153353124The three best defenses in the AFC
>>153353115Holy cope
>>153353107>>153353102>>153353110Chuds won.
>>153353111Checked, and the NFC championship WAS the third game between seattle and the rams, it was the tiebreaking game too and hawks won, I dont know much about the pats though but if Bos ankle still breaks at the end of game 1 I could see pats having a chance
jamarcus russell
>>153353128No, they never played the JagsBut I'm pretty sure there's more to a football team than the defense
>>153353128How about those offenses though. How did they play?
>>153352930Cope faggot
>>153353090Nah the 70s Vikings teams were elite and way better than the modern niners teams relatively, often better than their opponent in the owl itself.Bud Grant was just a total fucking retard who did not do any game planning or prep work for his opponents in the playoffs, superbowl included. I'm not even kidding, it's his biggest regret that he's admitted
>>1533527699ine is getting traded to a team and carrying them to the 'owl
>americans watched three quarters of field goal pointsYeah you really are ready to become a real football nation
Honestly one of the most laughable Owl performances ever. Everyone said how piss easy the Pats baby schedule was, but their delusional fanbase genuinely thought they deserved to be there. Every single AFC playoff team would've performed better, guaranteed.
The only pats games I saw were today's and the AFCCGThis Drake Mays guy is not that good
JOE BRRRR GOT YA SEETHIN?
>>153352858it's not fucking fair
>>153353125If you had told me that at the start of the season, I wouldn't have believed it. That's why I'm rescinding everything I've said about him. He's done just enough to get the wins.
N9ne needs to go to the Jests and eat shit for a few years before my Seahawkies fix him.
>>153353120Would be kino af holy shit
>>153353138Nah he's beating geno smith or kirk in camp this year and taking the vikings to another iconic NFCCG lossFlores will then get poached and they'll become the bills of the nfc, always the bridesmaid never the bride
>>153353140stfu hans
Who's winning the AFC next year?
>Pokemon commercial during the gameIt's in vogue
>MVP VotingMatthew Stafford: 366 points (24 first-place votes)Drake Maye: 361 (23)Josh Allen: 91 (2)Christian McCaffrey: 71 (0)Trevor Lawrence: 49 (0)i cannot believe Matthew "The GOAT" Stafford almost lost in MVP voting to Drake "Fraud Watch Weakest Strength of Schedule" Maye
imagine putting up a performance so bad other dudes with similar physical traits or going to suffer.
N9ne to the JetsRodgers to the Vikings
>>153353147I knew he'd do what Geno couldn't. Lynn respecters are eatin' good tonight.
>>153353159Sports media doesn't actually watch games they just Google box scores
>Bigger trophy on the mind
Thoughts?
>>153353161i have long arms, am i gonna make it?unfortunately this comes paired with a short penis
>>153353128Minus a starting quarterback in the AFCCG
>>153353159B-b-b-but muh common opponents...
>>153352882
>>153353157Chargies should have been in the owl tbqh.
>>153353171Don't care
>the jew cries out in pain as he strikes you
Matt Hasselbeck > Tim Hasselbeck
>>153353159Say thank you to Sam Monsoon RIGHT NOW
4 Super Bowl Appearances and 2 wins in the last 21 seasons is pretty damn good. A far cry from the 80's and 90's. Games used to be in danger of being blacked out because people didn't want to pay to see a 2 win team play.>>153353165Geno used up all his good favor in his comeback season and degraded every year. Good riddance to his ass.
>Rams and Seahawks are even money odds for next years Super BowlsDamn Xavier Smith and his punt foombles
>>153353154U mad, fellow kickball enjoyer? Dont be, you got some cool touchdowns when it didnt matter anymore
And just like that... no bitchknees and no PatsfagsIt's not even like this was a close game where they can complain about a bad call. Just a one sided putrid showing by the same QB they shilled all seasonPerfect
Patriots fans and analysts acted like Drake Maye balling out against Seattle's defense was a given. They unironically thought Seattle D was worse than Denver or Houston's because the MVP in a Sean McVay offense was the only one able to make them look human.Funny part is they were actually right about their defense causing Seattle problems. They just ignored how out-matched the Patriots offense was on sheer talent alone.
>>153352996Shit defense? 2022 Chiefs.
>>153353195Seahawks defense is getting poached to hell this off-season.
>>153353186Being a jerk online is my highest calling, go Hawks!
>>153353187Here's a /sp/ classic from the week of the Saints playoff game in 2010, aka the beastquake.
>>153353207they have 70 mill in cap and a lot of their guys are still on rookie contracts
>>153353201Denver held them to 13
>>153353194Based 90's merchbro.
I didn't watch the superbowl, are the highlights worth watching? I did watch the fumble td already, that was pretty funny
>>153353207The bigger potential point of regression is losing Kubiak to the Raiders imo
>>153352916>people still drinking the Lamar kool-aidI'd say the Ravens window is closed now but they never really had one to begin with
>>153353171Weirdly proud of the fact that my Patriots fans don't care about politics
>>153353165there are a lot of other black QBs to choose that aren't a super bowl MVP
>>153353217>e fumble td It was actually an INT. And no the highlights were nothing special
>>153353186KWAB of the owl good lord
Stat Padford is still a bum
>>153353220Yeah I think the Patriots have a better chance of making it back to the Superbowl than the Ravens even have of making it to the conference championship
>>153353220>but they never really had one to begin withit was like 1-2 years but Mahomes cockblocked him. Allen is the same way. Burrow is the only qb to make it past the Mahomes roadblock but sold it vs the rams.
>>153353206they were still the better defenceeagles defence shit the bed HARD coming out of the second half
>>153353181No they shouldn't have, but next season is a new chance
>>153353075This. I need to listen to their last album.
hehe no excuses when you expected to win from the start
>>153353212It was only 10 but 6 of the Seahawks points given up came with the HC soaked in gatorade.
>>153353235>t sold it vs the rams.meh, Joey Reddit wins that game w/o refball
>>153353210Nice. Personally my favorite era of Seahawks.>went to see a Shaun Alexander game at Husky stadium but Watters creamed the Cowboys instead in 2001
>>153353159Too close for comfort, "The Schedule" really was a worthy contender
>>153353215Hey! That's my truck! Nice. Yeah, I've been with this team for so damn long. It was awesome to see Largent raise the flag.>>153353201It was so damn obvious that Drake was gonna be overwhelmed.
bucs bros, this means we beat the super bowl champs this year. makes it feel even worse how far we fell
>>153353224Wow congratulations Jalen!
>>153353248Neighghghgh*drinks more coors light*FUCK THE CHIEFS FUCK THE FAGGOT PATS
Seahawks won. No war with Iran!
>>153353258Seattle was playing actual, unironic 5th stringers on defense btw
>>153353246I warned them about the collage.
>Pats get bootyblasted in the owl and I can't even enjoy it because it's not Brady getting raped
>>153353008I don't see a form 4 and proof the rifle hasn't been modified or rebuilt in the last 3 years
>>153353253Ricky "Running" Waters. I think Roger Craig getting into the hall of fame opens the door slightly for Ricky getting in someday. However, they have such a backlog of Hall of Fame worthy players. It's so dumb. I was at the 6-9 Hawks vs 6-9 Rams game to win the division and the beastquake. What a time. In fact I wore my jersey from that era all playoff long.
Patriots are never winning an owl again until Brady dies
>>153353284Brady owns a cloning company.
Now I understand why Brady didn't want to root for those bums.
>>153353171the grilling quotient is high
>>153353161people have been saying that having short arms is had for an NFL tackle and that narrative was proven right today and thruout the playoffs.
>>153353256Truckbro :)
gayBC has the next owl in el gay how will they out woke nbc?
>>153352838>always goodIn the first Chiefs/Eagles bowl a few years back a ticky-tack holding call literally decided who won the game.
>>153353035Is it really that fucking hard? You just have to pick someone who isn't a complete fucking freak that looks like they were plucked off a gay pride float and whose "music" is basically unkown to anyone under 17. Shit, it's not like Prince was a straighlaced white guy but people were fine with him. I don't know why they have to go full retard with this shit. Just get in the ballpark of normal and people will live with it.
>>153353115Neck yourself. Who did you beat again?Chargers>eternally Chorge, Bustin SherbertTexans>Stroud is a literal meme like the rest of the dual threat QBsBroncos>literally lost their QB and automatically lose half their offenseFUCKING FRAUDS CONFIRMED.
>>153353220Lameme has more of a chance of winning an owl than Hotel Chair Allen
>>153353289he made the wrong decision bending the knee and walking it back
THIS POST is your reminder that DeMarcus Lawrence left the Cowboys and trashed the team on his way out the door, saying he'd never win a ring in Dallas. He then went to the Seahawks and promptly won a Super Bowl.
>>153353282no.... NO!!!!>>153353283Man. What a game to get to see.
threadly reminder mahomes is 30
>>153353300Not just the halftime singer, but the entire broadcast will be available in 10 different languages (none of them English)
>>153353306Blame Jay-Z
Webbum time
Not a pats fan but some of you retards get hung up on SOS like your life depended on it
It should have been bixon
>>153353327I'm so glad the Epstein shit is going to nuke that nigga once and for all. Kanye got the last laugh.
This was every sack and turnover I found on the NFL twitter
>>153353288Lmao
>>153353328AFC QBs and getting strip sacked in the owl is turning into a potent combo
>>153353334>either the Hawks win or the Ducks wingenuinely sad nix got injured
>>153353317I especially liked that Micah Parsons called him out after saying he'd never win a ring in Dallas. It just digs that much more.>>153353298The power of the TRUCK has given us a Super Bowl victory. Kenneth Walker III was driving it right down New Englands throats.>>153353336KINO to catch it right on the Lombardi logo.
Fact: Chiefs still run the AFC.
>>153353159it really fucking shows how fucking fraudulent journalism is. The ONLY saving grace is analytics for them UNTIL it comes to anything remotely resembling fighting, because there's no fucking way you can quantify dealing and receiving fighting techniques.
Collinsworth making fun of Maye as the game went on was great. I actually think he's a great commentator
>>153353347right into the groundSYBAU
>>153353317Just like how Demarcus Ware left to win a SB with the Broncos.
Can we just appreciate how based this is
>>153353145bunch of vampires
Whoops, 18 is too large. I'll have to fix that
Demarcus Lawrence got his super bowl lmao.
>>153353349he was trying to glaze him pretty hard right up until that pick
>>153353186Portnoy can get fucked. You're supposed to be a national media piece and you're going to be partisan? Fuck off.
>>153353288
>>153352753>tfw ik yfthis was my experience last year
Twelve (12) kick points before ANYTHING happened lel
That's everything for now. I'll cut down 18 in a bit
>>153353350mahomes has more rings than the giggles and chokers combined *snap* going in my schizo folder
>>153353349>uhh… I got nothing lmao that was great
Seattle win and Darnold MVP has to be one of the worst outcomes for the league, right? Zero aura.
>>153353186The good guys won tonight.
Cris Collinsworth just saying "uh... I've got nothing for you here" just crazy you shut up the yapper
>>153353367he had the flu.
>>153353161>>153353295I could see him being pretty decent as a guard so naturally the pats will keep him at tackle
>>153353356Caught that fish, nice and easy.>>153353372Damn right.
>>153353373At least he never mentioned Mahomes
>>153353317>>153353351Its a Demarcus thing, Jerry understands. Jerry is a football fan first, Cowboy fan second. He'll be the first to tell ya that
Off by one point, but the point remainsCurse of Coom is eternal
>>153353161Which player?
>>153353218They may very well promote Justin Outten from Run Game specialist to OC considering the progression of the run game over the past two months. Remember his name.
>>153353345HESULDUSABILLAGOODSAN HE STUCKIT RIGHUPTHEPATSREAENDS
>>153353370Humble christian teamwork bros lead by the wholesome autist make for a good team and I'm sorry you prefer huge egos and big drama. I had enough of that with the last Seahawks team. The minute things started going wrong those egos clashed and the whole org fell apart.
So it's clear now, Caleb is the best guy out of that draft class.
>>153353368>*snap*just like Mahomes' ACL still waiting on the cope collage btw
AFC is still wide openYou can't give me a convincing argument for why the Patriots, Broncos, Jaguars, Ravens, Bills, Chargers, Texans, Raiders, and Colts don't all have about the same shot at XLI
>>153353367I NEED vrabel at the half in slowmo.
>>153353406chiefs win again lol
>>153353349Now here's a guy... that moves almost just like, Patrick Mahomes!
>>153353406>Omitting my BengalsDumb ass mother fucker
Best team didnt play
>new owner of the Seahawks
>>153353408The Seahawks mindfucked the 3 other teams that were worth a damn this year. Absolutely hilarious.
>>153350898Defences have evolved and learned how to combat the explosive offences we've been seeing the last few years. Remember the Rams-Chiefs 100-odd point game a few years back? People were saying that game might have been the end of defence. Swings and roundabouts.
>>153353399It's kino.
>>153353377but the think is, picking an average at best guard who was supposed to be a all pro tackle is not good at all.
...was this the most boring Super Bowl ever?
DESU this season doesn't feel like a real season since Mahommes wasn't in the playoffs
>>153353400out of the QBs? it's like being the best piece of corn on a log of shitout of every single player in general?LMAO no not even close
Will Campbell looked fucking terrible, is it too early to call him a bust?
>>153353429No.
Not gonna get Fake Gaye 18.mp4 done today. It's 7mbs and my ffmpeg shits itself when I ask it to trim a video's length or reencode it. I always lose the first three seconds and I have no idea why. If anyone has a twitter link to a video of the sack from 10:43 in the 2nd that's ideally 15 seconds or less (the one from the NFL's page is 35 seconds), I'd appreciate it. But it's too late at night and I'm not sober enough to go lookingAnyway, fuck the Pats
>IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN US..!!
>>153353429No
>Beat the Rams on a BS 2 point conversion for the 1 seed>Beat the 3rd string 49ers>Beat the Rams because of Ref Ball>Beat the second worst team to make it to a Super BowlTell me this isn't a Mickey Mouse ring
>>153353406>raidersIs your brain working cunt? Are you fucking retarded? Mendoza will be a bust, he’s a little faggot god loving poof, you’re a diabolical retard for even adding them to the list you cunt. Get fucked in the arse mate, you little rat faced moron bitch, come fight? Wanna scrap bro? I just wanna scrap.
>>153353330FAGtriots kek!
>>153353429
mahomie makes em seethe
>>153353429Filtered
>>153353235They caught the Cheifs in a down year where their offense was sputtering, got to host the AFCCG in Baltimore and scored 10 points. That's not getting cockblocked, that's tripping over your own feet.
>>153353441Cope and seethe
>>153353414Can Bezos, Altman, Musk, Gates and Zucc just fucking die already?
>>153353408I love this so much.
>>153353428I think he can be a far better guard than he is at tackleit's just not 4th overall pick goodeven if he were as good as they thought he'd be 4th overall was still a stretch to begin with
>>153353443>>153353435>everywhere I go, I'm followed by a lot of people, such a lot of people, it's almost a parade...
>>153352858cincy beat mahomes tho
>>153353441The Rams are a mickey mouse team.
The 76 expansion is basically the best expansion era at this point, right? Both teams have 2 owls, iconic throwbacks, and multiple hall of famers.
Drake Maye lost to the Raiders, and people thought he was an MVP
i stopped watching football week 5, plugged the tv in for it today, and didnt even watch. feels pretty good. didnt even put it on a stand.
>>153353414oh yeah I forgot the Seahawks are getting soldon a year they won a super bowl no lesshow incredibly soulless at least the win will boost the franchise's value a good couple of millions
>>153353441Everyone knows the Jaguars should have won it but they choked so now you get gay champs
>I know for sure I'm not gonna win a SB in Dallas>leaves>immediately wins a SB
goodnight /nfl/ see you cuties when the draft starts
>>153353198go suck on a brat ya fag
>>153353118I saw Allen get put on a cross for costing his team an AFC trip. I dont know what theyd do to poor Jim Kelly or dudes like Brett Farve who loved turning the ball over
>>153353479so same result either way?
>>153353478>how incredibly soullessThis year was literally their "now or never" moment, and they won, I think it's the opposite of soulless. They're like the anti-Dan Campbell Lions.
>>153353419Us12's playin' mind games.
>>153353478The Boston Celtics sold after winning the championship
super bowl highlights, baker looked good.
>>153353482When is that, exactly?And has anyone here ever been? Is it worth going to? IIRC, next year's is in DC
>>153353406>Raiders>have fired how many coaches in the past decadeThey're going fucking nowhere 'till Mark cools it with expecting quick turnarounds especially with the division they're playing in
>>153353436Put the mp4 on catbox and I'll clip it.
>>153353481Everyone knows the Cowboys are never winning a damn thing as long as the Jones family continues to own the franchise
2020s Super Bowl winners can basically be defined into two categories:- Utterly loaded NFC Superteams- The Chiefs
>>153353433Nah hes just a rookie who got outplayed. He was also injured right before the playoffs.
>>153353470It’s crazy how shit that schedule was and they still lost to the fucking raiders with geno smith That’s how you know this team was fraudulent as fuck
>>153353429>bigger number betterKill yourself
>>153353504retard
>>153353482
if I magically put on 200 pounds I swear on my life id do a better job then these two.
>>153353504Brady is in charge. Kubiak is an actual decent hire. But I agree they’re not playoff contenders yet
KEK
>>153353441maybe rasm shouldn't have a duct tape special teamsKill yourself.
>>153353505Thanks, babehttps://litter.catbox.moe/jc4wedoupaskfghp.mp4If you're smart enough, why does my ffmpeg drop the first three seconds? I use the following commandffmpeg -i input.mp4 -ss 00:00:00 -t 00:00:10 -an -c copy output.mp4Yet the first three seconds of video are black (the audio is fine though)
>>153353523>dude on the right seeing will campbell take the blame when he was equally as bad
>>153353511yes anon the teams that make the superbowl typically have the most talentand any team that has the refs in their pocket is also a superteam
NE was the worst Super Bowl participant of the last 30 years. 2025 patriots unironically finish 4th in the NFC West if you swapped them for Arizona
>>153353529the dude on the right wasnt a 4th overall pick.
>>153353528No idea, I'm an xmedia recode bab
>>153353531The AFC was a shitshow altogether this year. None of them were actually good.
>>153353523those were their tackles? modern football couldnt hang with the past O Lines
>>153353531There’s the Goff Rams…
>>153353538Fair enough. I should really learn to recode so I can use 1080x1920 videos, but it filters me
>>153353543Goff Rams would beat this Pats team
>>153353520The problem is with the roster, I'm not going to say Spytek is completely to blame but he's WAY more to blame than Pete and yet it was Pete that was fired.
im reading the signs
>>153353543Goff rams would have assraped this pats team
>new bombston asterisks OH MY KEKTINI WHAT A BUNCH OF PLONKED FAGGOTS AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAAAA
KEK 9ers!
>>153353550Has the schizo logo interpretation been right even once?
>>153353548i thought you were simply retarded but damn you might genuinely have brain damage
>the only TD from the Hawks offense tonight was a pass from #14 to #88Yeah I’m thinking the white man is back
>>153353550>cardinals >anywhere near the super bowl
I think we can all agree Bo Nix would've RAPED both of the shits teams we saw today thibeit
>>153353558well LIX was red and green and the teams were chiefs and eaglesLX was like 20 different colors so you could say any number of teams and be right
>>153353566This guy is just as shit as Maye is
>>153353528Here you go, it's a little long and not great quality what with it being 34 seconds.
>>153353556yeah we got some room for improvement
>>153353550im seeing rams with vegas heat.
>>153353572Thanks anon, I will use it anyway because you put in the effortThough wouldn't it have been easier just to trim the length way down?
>>153353559I can't wait to hear your retarded ass offer a genuine retort.
Baseball season is just around the corner.
Overall im glad drew lock and darnold got a ring but this was worse than the rams pats sb.
>>153353558it comes down to blue, red and green which 99% of NFL teams use.
>>153353572hahahaha holy shit thats a professional guard hahahahahahaha holy shit he sucks
Vrabel could've won it with rivers at QB
We have to admit the quality of QB play has fallen off huge. Stafford was barely top 10 in his prime and now he's the MVP. Burrow, Lamar, Allen are not better than the guys we watched play in the 00s-10s.
Patties can't even fall back on "muh Brady rings" because they just spent the past week shit talking him
>>153353572Imagine getting sacked alongside your QB at the same time by the same guy.
>>153353578oh sure
>>153353589>8 more years of Stafford >8 more MVPs >8 more Rams ChampionshipsThis is what a third prime looks like, take notes Mahomes.
>>153353594>>153353588>wearing a guardian helmet
>>153353579raiders lost 5 games (all against playoff teams) by 1 score or less they were much better than their record dictates, Geno was just that bad and the offense was bland overall a couple different bounces and theyre 9-8 13-4 this season ezpz
>>153353572Of course it was some dork wearing the tard cap.
If Brady was still playing could he put it away?
>>153353596SankyuuMaye really gets raped here though, kek. Taken down with one hand
>won a Superbowl as a rookieNo way... Looks like The Kiwi was right about Jalen Milroe
>>153353602ive got a belief they cant hear/muffled, so they react even slower (+ being built like a fat faggot doesnt help either)
>>153353608>raiders lost 5 games (all against playoff teams) by 1 score or lessThey also got blown out by top 10 draft teams
>>153353618Kek
>>153353625pats got beat by the team picking #1 overall in the draft and they made the Super Bowl so your point is moot
>>153352858It do be like dat..
>refball in the playoffs>worst Superbowl ever>garbage half time showI'm never watching football again.
I know who I'm taking
>>153353613yes. he should play next season with all the rules in place to protect QBs. He could bait roughing the passer calls and only have to drive 50 yards a drive. raiders would be stupid to not trade the pick, trade crosby for a shit ton of everything, protect brady and win the title.
>>153353618wasn't he supposed to be starting by week 7?
>>153352747Tom Brady has transcended team affiliation and become the god of football. No one will come close to matching him. Everyone is seething. Especially me because I wasted my evening on this bullshit.
Mina!
>>153353646whoriental
>>153353646those asian genes are kicking in, not in a good way. notice how she cakes her face in makeup
>>153353640Ummmm don't use my own words against me fucking chudcel just focus on the results
>>153353638the one that isn't made of glass?
>>153353646never let her viral marketer simps forget they worship a walled DEI bug who doesn't know ball.
You guys remember when Patsfags thought beating Herbert, Stroud, and Stidham made them legit?
>>153353663nigga called her a "DEI bug" LMAOOOO
>>153353572it has to suck being the pats D and having to turn around and see this after all those stops and gonzo plays they made early
>>153353646still would, but you can see where she is going
>>153353594By a rotational player nonetheless
>>153353655just saying you should be thankful of occasionally not knowing ball because if you were correct there would no Darnold in the owl to prevent Fake Gaye from hoisting the Lombardi
>>153353667Weren't they just joshing us? Nobody could possibly believe the counterfactual.
>>153353671Gonzo seriously balled out, he's the reason this wasn't a complete blowoutShame he's stuck with Maye as his Cubey
>Seaahwks first team ever to win SB and not turn over the ball in the post seasoncrazy stat
>>153353671Which is worse, being the Rams offense racking up point after point against the best defense in the league only to watch your own defense shit the bedor this?
>>153352768I still think Justin Fields can end up being a useful football player on a normal team, either as a gimmick/gadget player or a backup who comes in when someone gets hurt. The man was literally afraid of throwing the football, in his job, which was "quarterback."
>>153353677The one good thing to come out of this is that we're finally seeing the end of the Herbert meme. I think most people have come to accept that he's a playoff BUM
>>153353680>wasnt a complete blowout pattranny revisionism has already begun
>>153353675We'll never know how the owl could've turned out with another QB but I think we can agree the top tier NFC teams were all better than the AFC. I would've taken the Rams, 49ers and Bears over this pats team
>>153353680Darnold overthrowing two wide open recievers also helped
>>153353671>>153353680Should join the Seahawks if he wants a ring.
Will Darnold get in the HoF if they repeat next year?
>>153353689I'm not a Patsfag, but Gonzo stopped like 2 more TDs by making plays
>>153353681>Sam Didinotturndaballova
>>153353687Nobody is a bum anymore.
>>153353667>>153353677pats fans? only seeing raider fans here
NEW>>153353709>>153353709>>153353709>>153353709>>153353709>>153353709
>>153353701>sammy somewhatsmartwitdabaw
>>153353663She didn't know they were getting Darnold dumb fuck
>>153353687He just needs more help.
>>153353681The offense wasn't explosive but this is fucking impressive. 0 turnovers throughout the entire playoff run is no joke, even if they struggled to push the ball in the owl they still didn't concede it a single time. Add this to the most elite defense and ST in the league and you've got a Lombardi trophy.
>>153350836United States not to win the gold medal in hockey
>>153353692I'd even take the Panthers and Eagles over the Pats desumaybe the Packers too if they were healthy49ers were also too heavily injured, they'd probably look against the Pats the same as they looked against the Hawks
>>153353704Dude is still a bum who got carried by the Vikings defense and now the Seahawks defense
>>153353568New
>>153350898You forgot Wilson, the most efficient and dangerous dual-threat playmaker of that era. Patrick Mahomes and Josh Allen are high school kids y'all
