>Schedule:https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/cur/x/team2-------------/team-sports-schedule-event>Watch CBC (Canadian VPN required):https://gem.cbc.ca/collection/olympics-curling>Watch SVT (Swedish VPN required):https://www.svtplay.se/os-2026-curling>Watch YLE (Finnish VPN required):https://arenan.yle.fi/1-76727632>Watch NRK (Norwegian VPN required):https://tv.nrk.no/programmer/ol-curling>Watch ARD (German VPN required):https://www.ardmediathek.de/>Previous:>>153325239>Current Games:Italy vs. USANorway vs. South KoreaSwitzerland vs. CanadaCzechia vs. EstoniaSemifinals later today at 6pm GMT
CUURRRLLLL!!!!!!
>>153355516You deserve to be hated
/curl/s up in bed with stefania
CBC link requires login
important this isn't forgotten>>153355526
all american athletes look like karens
‘mericans cheating as usual
>USA cheating and moving their stonesREF?!
>>153355558Let me speak to your manager
>>153355559the penalty? death
>>153355567Need them banned for life
>>153355569hello madam how can I help you today
Do you think she screams HARDDD like that when... you know...
>>153355562>>153355567We use imperial measurements so we are allowed to move stones a little bit to compensate
Accidents happen.
>>153355580When what? Finish your sentence
>>153355577
Can you bounce the stone off the side?
>>153355581moved by a foot to be precise
DICKHEAD
italians just got dropkicked
>>153355594If it hits the side it's dead and has to be removed.
>>153355581this is why we don’t contribute to NATO
We're coming back
>>153355528hdf my aussie bros watchin?9 is trash
>2 minutes and 1.5 minutes left for each team in the final endTimeout cheese or YOLO?
>>153355550>>153355556I'm a novice. I just want to be more cultured.
>>153355594this cunt goes bowling with the rails up
Timeout.
>>153355586miss r eve 2bh
>>153355610olympicstreams dot co
>>153355586Surprised that doesn't happen more often given how much they move on the ice.
>>153355603What if you put up the side bumpers?
>>153355611they're playing fast
>>153355610dlhdDOTlink/watchDOTphp?id=34
>>153355612a Chianti is an evergreen with meatsif you want to drink something as an aperitif or with first courses or fish, try Riesling, white Pinot, Catarratto or Etna bianco
Do these shitters not know it's closest to the middle?
>>153355553
wtf was that?
wops got this locked
Choked
go go spaghetti you can do this
WTF was the point of that? Why did he start sweeping when it was clearly moving past the middle?
GOATstantini
Bodied those burgers
I LOVE SHE
absolutely mogged by stef
did we just lose on purpose?
FORZABROS...!
It's okay, we will be back for revenge!!!
waitwe can spank the yanks TWICE in a day?
GB v Sweden in the semi-final then later.
I don't understand why we even shot towards the middle
what game we watching next lads?
>>153355619>>153355627Cheers BrosITALIAalso Aus curling team when
>>153355669I just lost 10p!!
>Italy have 30 seconds left>Refs give them a powerplay + timeout so she can take an extra 80 seconds for itAbsolute bullshit. Refs bend over backwards for you if you're cute.
>>153355671Italy v USA rematch in the other semi.
>>153355672die honorabry
>>153355673semifinals are 4am our timei'll prob switch over to some alpine skiing or hockey
>>153355673slopestyle medal event soon
>>153355691yeah i just realised they are played simultaneouslywhat a shame
>>153355684In 6 bongs and 10 bings.
>Briar cryingT_T
ggs
Shes too pretty
>>153355710:)
>>153355700is there a /slope/ gen?
>>153355711for some reason I only find her pretty on videoon pictures she's below mid imo
>>153355723You could make one.
>>153355711HOLY SHIT SHE DID IT
>>153355731i know nothing of the sport
>>153355711looks better in blue
>>153355544>click [HERE] to yell at OP (VPN required)
>>153355729Didnt ask for a terrible opinion
time for some female fronted italian metal music tbqh
great britain vs italy final
We must beat Sweden.
>>153355749Should end this webm at the Sweden reveal.
>>153355729Homosexual opinion
>>153355711She is a 7/10 at best.
>>153355749Sweden is looking mighty different these days
>>153355708:(
so where we migrating to?
>>153355780>that bitegood lord
>>153355795Follow your heart.
>>153355770Yes but im a 2/10 slug of man
>>153355729>>153355770Take them away officer
Tbh I kind of thought Sweden were out and the swiss or leafs were going through
>>153355801>>153355834>>153355834>>153355834>>153355834
>>153355832i'm surprised the leafs didn't qualifyi bet that swiss guy will complain again about the filthy shitalians "rigging the ice" or something lol
>>153355795Im off to slopestyle for are kirsty in a bit
I'm ready.
>>153355749I remember seeing her at the airport in stockholm after the olympics. She was standing there all alone, looking so small, lost, and confused.
>>153355851Doing really well in the heats. Choke in next round. You know it'll happen
>>153355877Many such cases.
>>153356014
>>153356014unreal jawline
>>153355851>semifinals at the same timethat's retarded
>>153356014Looks like she's rocking a comb over to hide her temple baldness.
when is the gf? i dont think i can watch the 4am semi
>>1533561294am tomorrow nightbronze medal match is midnight tomorrow
>>153356014sexxoooooo
>going to miss the semi due to w*rkI can't do this shit for 30+ more years having to work is literally a violation of my human rights I'm going insane
>>153355704I wish I had a cute swiss girl who yells at me
>>153355704hnnnnnnngggggghhh
>>153356562chuck a sickie pizan
>>153355858Did you rape her, as is customary in both of our Islamic countries?
>>153356562be proud bro, I'm a burden to my family
>>153356708Enjoy being NEET, bro.I was NEET from like 22-29. Ifelt the same and my family supported me till I could pick myself back up.Went to grad school, ended up being a wagie ever since. I freelance now and my expected takehome for this year is about £90k.Only "negative" from my NEET habits making me extremely conservative with money. So I've managed to save like £70k in the past three years, which isn't the worst thing either.Just do what you gotta do.
>>153356616I'm too autistic to break the rules>>153356708Nothing to be proud about wagaslaving in brownshit
Just woke up to the news. Gg TonisHow did the game go was it as close as it looked?
>>153357966we started with a good lead, then you guys closed the gap, and at the very end we brought it home with some skilled shots
>awake>still 2 hours till curling dire
>>153358143Sad.
>>153356014holy fuck
>>153358143Go watch another event in the meantime.
>>153358422fuck all on isnt there? i watched the slope. tried the mens slalom but it was dogshit
>>153358477
>>153358477Norwood #2.
>>153358477looking down, seeing this
>>153358477her pov
>>153358543I coom now
>>153355586imagine being the ice>oh yes baby, come sit on my face
>>153355780HNNNNGGGHHHHH
few more vodkas....curling soon...
did some gaming and watched some power rangershope everyone else has enjoyed their day as wellready for more curling!
good evening /curl/ chads
>>153359620Overwatch should’ve dropped the 5 new heroes a day earlier. Would’ve been the perfect way to plug the Olympics gap. Have a nice day too, anon. I have to go to work soon but I will have a stream open on the side
>>153359763hello
game in 15 bings?
>>153359620i went for a little walk past some local farms and stuffsaw ponies and llamas (or maybe alpacas not sure the difference) and some other animals then came back and had a cup of tea and a biscuit :)now ready for some curling
stream started less goooooo
>>153359772Man, haven't played Overwatch in quite a while. Used to be on a team back in the OW1 heyday.>>153359833And you didn't bring me back some Gregg's? Rude
I'm shitting myself lads
miss my eesti gf
Feeling overwhelmed. I hate the bbc they always jump around and show shit and I end up watching slop. Enjoying the skating but turned it over for a second and they have some Redditor on explaining that the brush is to make the curl go faster with a blow torch… no shit. End up watching for a bit and miss the skating completely for 5 mins of exchange. They’re showing the same curling VT over and over again. I can’t take it anymore. Tempted to just give up and put Flog It on. The coverage isn’t autistic enough for me
lets gooooooooo
It’s time
GB and Italy have the best girls, they will win today.
listening to prodigy watching the curling
>HARD >HARD >KEEP GOING >KEEP GOING >RIGHT THERE
>>153359908brit girl a shit
what have the curlers been upto for the last few hours?
>>153359917>IM THE CURL STARTER >TWISTED CURL STARTER
>>153359941Maybe collecting pin badges.
>>153359929
>>153359941christian things
>>153359945SWEEP WITH ME
oof marone
Sweed, Italian, Czech, Swiss and Estonian are the best looking ones
>great britain red stones>sweden yellow stonesThat's more like it.
just realised its basically 2v2 bowling
BASED AMOS
Dropkin is so dreamy I want him to choke me with his biceps
>>153359987it was ridiculous they had it the other way previouslyno common sense left
constantini more like constantwini
USA and Sweden sisters. Are we concerned?
Why is the UK so anonymous in the winter olympics? Surely they have as much snow and ice as the rest of northern Europe in the winter?
>>153360050Gulf stream is a bitch. We've had snow settle maybe once in the last ten years.
>>153360050not at all
>>153360050Maybe up in the Highlands of Scotland, but that's not conducive for a proper winter sports culture.
Is anyone elses Peacock fucking up? It keeps cutting to commercial in a never ending loop then cuts to skiing.
NBC is multistreaming hockey instead of this
>>153359970FEEL THE PRESSURECOME PLAY THIS END, I'LL TEST YA
>>153360091Yes and I am fucking livid
>>153360091>commercialsdamn, that's sad
>>153360086/bald/bros we did it…
so you have to launch your feet from the middle or? like if you could throw from the edge for a direct angle that defeats the purpose of the curl yeah?
>>153360091>>153360093olympicsteams co drops out a bit but its decent
>>153360050the tallest mountain in the UK is barely over 1300m
>>153360091>>153360091Try the multiview. I'm having no issues
beautiful
4 points inc
>>153360091I'm using the nbcolympics domain instead and it's working fine Got 4 different streams up no issues
>jocks choking
you bald fuck
Just skied home down mount london from work. What have I missed?
swedish win
>>153360086me on the left
3 chance
>>153360158did you see my glasses on the way down? think I left them on the summit last week
this cunt is way too ambitious with the broom
>>153355711*verbally abuses you*
ITS NOT FAIR WE WON THE GROUP
Scotland's cowardly curlers
I love stefania's cute little screams tbqhwyf
>>153360205apparently tall bald dude can't stand her because she's a bitch to play with
Our only hope is that GB chokes
>>153360210did she scream TSUUUUUU earlier though
Imagine if they cared about curling
>>153360243Hold on to that hope because it could happen.
>>153360187I’m going to Peckham Luge club later so I’ll have a look on the way back
>>153360242where did you hear this? he just said they're not really friends outside of the sport
>>153360243GB is the undisputed choking champion in everything so you're in luck
nice nice nice nice
Italy is gonna make it bwos
>curl? bitch I ball
The funny thing is these are probs like 5/10s in Sweden
Calling the gigachoke already this is completely embarrassing
>>153360311He's a tall bloke, it can't be good for his back after a while.
tricky
>our commentator is STILL talking about the scottish accent of the brits
>>153360280How so when Netherlands exist?
>>153360324Haha yeah
>>153360339are they hard to understand or something
>>153360326Don't worry we will win the bronze medal match :^)
>>153360277so you're saying there's a chance
>>153360352he's in love with it
>>153355653Sometimes if your opponent’s stone is moving, you might brush the ice around the target zone to accelerate the stone out of the area.
Dodds is freakin ripped, that upper body...
>>153360339>curling commentator has autism shocking
Our cunts get paid to be curlers FULL TIME btw
>>153360392prefer stuff like this than where most of our tax goes
>>153360277I know someone who knows her and other members of the curling team personally, basically nobody likes playing with Stefania because of her notoriously bad character. It's not like he hates her or anything but after having to deal with her under such pressure it's no wonder that he's not keen on hanging around with her outside of the sport
The funny thing is that these are probs like 10/10's in britain
*meekly tries to brush Infront of the opponents stone to get it to go further out**It does nothing*
JÄRNETNU KÖR VI
WE'RE DOING IT!!!
its over
based stef with the back scratchers yjk
Oh nononono
>>153360432i believe itshe definitely looks like a perfectionist, i imagine this trait affects other aspects of her daily lifeimagine living with a control maniac who MUST micromanage every aspect of your life, i don't need another mother
Is the choke in? Please we need medals
god that was stupid by our team
Are the Brits ITT scottish or english?
Screaming UK bitch sound like she is getting raped
>>153360432if she had a wooden spoon would she throw it at my head?>>153360484this is fine
SI SI SI SI
>>153360432who cares though? people love to yap about shit, they are teammates, they don’t have to be best friends, I’d say it might even be better if they aren’t
naw
Based stefi
forza amos
It’s over
>>153360489What was stupid was including "Great" Britain in my same game parlay with Italy.
>>153360490brits when it suits us but otherwise english
Death to all fucking anglos!
niceu
>>153360494This. They work great on the ice as a team.Who the fuck cares about anything else
>>153360494funnily enough, vittozzi and doro wierer also can't stand each other, and they got silver yesterday.keeping things professional avoids a lot of issues
>>153360525How about you eat shit you big gay fucking bastard
Stolen points, oh yeah!
>>153360544That's him done in
>>153360544
Wait why does GB have the hammer again?
>>153360544bodied that freak
Italian TV guy said there were 3 irl couples competing and they're all out lmao
I think Constintini is too powerful bros....
>>153360544based, rooting for GB even though I aint watching
HAHA EZ SWEDEN GOLDBRITAIN SUCK 0 MEDALS
>>153360565she's very consistentini
Swedish fuckin victoryHeil to the Khan motherfucker
>>153360484exactly, she's probably fine in normal situations but in a high-stakes competition such a strong, dominating character is not easy to deal with>>153360494yeah it's just gossip, I'd say that teammates getting along is a boost but I'm not sure this is even true since pro athletes are pretty good at focusing solely on the competition and at leaving other issues out of their minds>>153360492>if she had a wooden spoon would she throw it at my head?if you let the sauce she told you to keep an eye on burn on the stove she might
we're getting ikea'd
>>153360564fuck feelings, we rolling stones
nice shot by the yanks>>153360617you stole this from aussiebro
>>153360598How could you do this Guiseppe?! We’re brother countries, worse betrayal ever
>>153360558hello??>>153360558
is this chrome dome cunt playing 4d chess or does he just suck
>>153360647it was a very good pun tbf
>>153360672Rigged
>>153360672I think it went SWE-GB-SWE-GB
I just now realized that if you steal you don't get the last stone next round
>>153360672Mixed rules are weird
>>153360709there are some tactics to this apparently
Decent shot from limmy tbf
Decent shot that brucey
>>153360662I am addicted to beating brits in the finals… I feed on their butthurt… sorry bruv, best of luck though
>>>/wsg/6089455
>>153360709>you scored with disadvantage so now you get disadvantage againsemen slurping sport
>>153360738focus on beating the burgers firstif we win i'm ordering maccas
>>153360564the swedes are the 4th but they can't come out and say it
>>153360738The way we're playing right now I'd happily take a silver
Sex with ALL British women. But only if they consent of course!
>>153360772Vile cunt
>>153360564Only because ours are not allowed to call themselves a couple
stef bros......
SVERIGE SVERIGE
>>153360773Yeah it's like if you break in tennis the opponent gets to serve again lmao
damn not looking good
>>153360776ur right, I’m just daydreaming, these yanks are dangerous
SHOT FOR 3 COME ONNNNN
Another mysterious toilet break, wonder what they're doing in there
What is he eating? I love learning about foreign cultures!
>>153360825Doing a poo
How come they only got 1 point? Because they didn't touch the middle?
>Commentator: IT CANNOT KEEP HAPPENING LIKE THIS!kek
Snacktime!
>swept to fast to knock the rest fo the stones out >swept too slow to let it end up in the centre wanker
>>153360825Curling PEDs
>>153360836Ours was closest but the stone second closest to the middle was Swedish
ITS OVER serie ass loses again
Corey DropKINO
3 on the board!!!!!!!!!
good shot burgers
FUCKING YES
WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT THE GAME STARTED AT 1900
>>153360836Our stone was 2nd closest?
yes well done italy well done,HOWEVER
LETS GO
THERE WE FUCKING GO
FUCK
>>153360637>lets the sauce burnoh no haha
>Perfect curlerKek
i don't like dropkin, he's a show off
DO I HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A CUP OF TEA?
anyone know how they calculate shot "accuracy"? based on what reference?
Damn Dropkin just give it to the Italian cutie, have you seen the hag you are with?
Got the Olympic kit for the curling alone. Let’s fucking go bros we can do it!!
>>153360861I heard this on the radio tooFucken useless bums
Segs with Thiesse
>>153360861Don't bring any bad luck, we'll throw you overboard
>>153360878put the kettle on for me too, nigel
>>153360880It's pretty easy to tell what they're trying to do.
>>153360849Ah ok, so you get points until the opposing team's stone is next closest?>>153360862I don't know anything about this
>>153360886Slay king
>>153360876U have no swag
>>153360772>this is the last thing you hear before a band of berserker raiders sack your village
>>153360871the jj of curling
>>153360886kingen
>WHAT'S UuUuUP?
>>153360898even still isn't whether it was a successful pass/fail pretty vague?
just got in the thread, are we winning bros?
We need total Swedish destruction.
>>153360876Be kind to dollarstore captn merica
>>153360886Grim.
>>153360925No we are choking
>>153360886lgm
>>153360918this bastard, we need to deploy the maranza squad and shank him outside the stadium
>>153360886>no exact matches
*random american noises*
>>153360490England hardly plays curling, they're very low ranked.
>>153360886rickarrrrrrrrd kingen jag trodde du var död
>>153360873>SEI UN UOMO MORTO
need me a scottish lass yelling "HAAAARD" into my ears
>>153360969>cute nerd glasseswell that's just not fair
>>153360944That is krig, he's a pedophile from gothenburg who posts in the swedenthread, anon just ai'd in that shirt
>>153360975they smell like boiled ham
>Ooh and that's a bad miss
why does this american cunt keep emoting after every shot?
>>153360886so this is the swede huh
Having watched every GB match so far, this is by far the worst they have played, in terms of missed shots / mistakes made. Peak /weakmind/.
Fuck, are >we gonna broooonze curling too?
>>153360995fuck are you whining about
>>153360995he's american
>WOOOH HOOOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT STONE DUDE OH MY FUCKING GOD BRO
>>153361001Yeah, having an absolute howler out there
>>153361001>First knockout match>Shit the bedNoice.
>>153360948didnt u invent this sport?for real what are you guys actually good at, nerdbikes? i cant think of anything else
>>153360992nice, any negatives I should know about?
>>153361008i would kms
>>153361001Choking is the Scots' national sport.
>>153361015I say this.
Our play is just too strong
>>153360490bit of both>>153361023purely a scottish sport
TOTALITALIANCOLLAPSE
dropkin more like dropped on the head one too many times as a kid lol amirite
Fucks sake. Just send it down the middle
>>153361045i dont get it
shitaly just let two outspoken trumptards win what a disgrace
>>153361053it's ok
>>153361055wtf now i'm cheering for mcburgerland
>>153361055wtf i love the ckoreys now?
>>153361055There's an ice pun somewhere in there but can't be arsed
Sweden-Italy is the canon ending
TAAAIIIM AAAOOOOUUTTT?
>>153361045I wasn't around for his upbringing so I don't feel it's my place to say one way or another if I'm being honest
>>153361023We're more of a darts nation.
>non mi piace però va benebased ice queen>>153361055anulo mufa
I have no idea whether most shots or positions are good or bad for us
Cannae version 2.0 inbound
Vicky just got shut down. Neggy bitch lmao
>>153361055don't worry I'm outside the stadium with a shotgun :)
I have a bad feeling
>>153361082I'm just here for the bants, I have no idea why they are brushing even
>>153361081>non mi piace però va beneshe said this when she saw my penis too what does that mean
>>153361082I just play video games and then pay attention at the last stone
JUSTIFIED USA chants across the arena!
Just fakkin nuke it down the middle
>>153361096
>>153361100>whys the end of it cut off
it's over
>>153361082Turn on sound. The commentators will tell you.
>shitaly
>dominate all the way to cruise through with two games in hand>have beaten all three teams already in the past couple of days>choke the second a guaranteed medal if up for grabsFor fucks sake, they're finishing 4th aren't they?
>>153361100it means nice cock bro
>>153361078olympic darts would be kino
sweaty swarthy shitalians slamming stones
MAMA MIA HES FUCKIN UP!!!
>SHITALYSHITALY>SHITALYSHITALY
>>153361118Fat mommy speak to me about the stones.
JENEN
HOLY SHIT
>>153361088>Cannae>Losing a battle then winning the warI'm ok with this
HOLY
GO ON OUR JEN!
>>153361055The only thing dumber than a MAGA american is a non-MAGA american.
how rich are these broomball niggasu never see niggas in the hood playin a pickup game of curling
D O I TF O R H E R
NANI!?
Still an easy 1 for SWE
How many ends are in curling
I blame the Simpsons for sparking a passion for curling in Americans
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING
>>153361147its a long olympics you'll do fine by the end
>>153361154Winter Olympics in a nutshell
>>153361154Winter sports are for whites only
MAMMA MIA
COME ON STEFANIA PLEASE>>153361154Amos is a farmerno I'm not kidding
when does the game end?
WOPGODS
Thats it, there we lost the semis
>>153361162Unless you need it up
time to kill myself
well well well
It's over, just gave it away
GOATSTANTINI
>>1533611638+1 extra if its a draw
Strange decision
>Bella
great end for both games
Did we keep the hammer on purpose or was that a choke?
>>1533611638 in mixed doubles, usually 10
>america
burgerbros we got too cocky
Lmao Chef Boyardee in the crowd
the fuck? how did they not measure that?
>both games swing at the same timehaha ok
JENN IS A FUCKING GODDESS
>Sweden retain the hammerWtf is this bullshit? Like saying you can keep serving in tennis until you win
>scots thought they could out-choke usyou are like little baby, watch THIS
wtf
I LOVE YOU STEFANIA
>>153361182SHUT UP
>>153361192Not on purpose but not horrible.
>>153361192She had an easy 1 point and failed
Good throw wops
LESSGOOOOO
>Knock both British rocks away>Score 3-4Are Sweden stupid?
>>153361113it was always going to be small>>153361122nice of her to try and cheer me up then
>>153361199Are you blind?
>>153361209I support this rule now
Wish the semis where on at different times
>>153361199Italy had it closer.And Italy has a cuter girl.
power play only exists in mixed doubles?
gg
>>153361237>>153361240They were the same distance from the center
anyone got any good pissluffare saved that you can post
>>153361185its impossible americans have two hammers left
why did they replace the yellow?
>CURL! YOU GOTTA CURL IT!wow great advice
>>153361241scoring is typically much higher in regular 4v4 games so they don't really need the gimmick
What are these mind games putting the block stone to the side
>>153361240I thought you were not allowed to post in Winter Olympic threads.
Dodds is low key attractive
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA GUD STRAFFA ENGLAND
>>153361255TV camera lies, the pros at the scene know best.
bongs are back to choking nevermind we're winning this
>>153361241Single leagues don't have the set guard stones
jocks choking as usual
>>153361278hot
LMAOOOO
PEAK CHOKEThey're Scottish now til I say otherwise.
>>153361259förbannad
>>153361255I'll take that as a yes
YOU DOPEY TARTAN CUNT
Jen Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
Is Bruce a fucking Swedish spy wtf
nuke edinburgh
fucking hell bruce
it's a sveedish worldyou're all just living in it
They've been amazing all tournament but as soon as a TINY bit of pressure is on they play like twats.
What is Britain doing right now?
England is more of a lawn bowls nation.
>>153361307Aktiverad.
Jesus wept
uh thanks for the free points lads I guess
>>153361304Will Smith Will Smith Smith Smith Will Smith?Yes, Smith Will Smith Will Smith Smith Will Smith
they might be scottish but ill make an early laugh at england thread
Genuinely thought we might get a gold here...I never learn
Classic British chokeBeen seeing it for a full 250 years now
these jock freaks should never be allowed to curl again*spits*
>>153361319Wishing they were playing Cricket instead.
>be england>conquer small meme countries around you>allow them to have referendums about their own independence>they vote against their own independence in order to choke at the olympics for you
>>153361319You're being baited, and you can't even see
>>153361355they arent very good at that either
Dodds doesn't deserve this
CAM ON SWEDEN*BANG* *BANG*SCORE SUM FAKING POINS
>>153361358Incredible foresight by those jock cunts
Svensk seger
we need a miracle
Get stones deep, heavy foresweep!
>>153361387i could really use a wish right now
why does our CUNT keeping saying "woah woah woah noo no nooooo"i'm glad dropKINO is ignoring her
Now watch this choke.
What happens if the clock runs out
Choke vs Choke
>>153361406Pitfall opens
>>153361406the eye of sauron olympic flame cauldron zaps them
fuarkkk she pissed
>>153361367This
>>153361406I poopoo me pantaloons
>>153361406the ice starts to melt
>>153361406aerosolised virus gets released into the stadium and everyone becomes trans
>>153361406summary execution
>>153361406death
MASSIVE MOMENT
Oh fffs
>>153361410Choke & Choker
Payback time, pastabros
Rigged
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESJAAAAAAAAA
Thanks for the 5 pts
I NEED A HERO
FIVE POINTS INCOMING FIVE POINTS INCOMING FIVE POINTS INCOMING FIVE POINTS INCOMING FIVE POINTS INCOMING
>>153361406Israel ceases to exist. It's their 1 weakness.
I almost feel bad for the britts
>>1533614062004 Moscow theater hostage crisis reenactment with live ammo
Again, what is Britain doing?
AAAAA WTF WOOOits just gonna be another choke-throw isnt it..
Lmao wtf are they doing
turning this slop off wtf i hate scotland so much
>hur lång är den, niklas?>den är för lång
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
OH NO NO NO BRITBONGS
dropKINO!
USA USA USA USA
2022 flashbacks
è finita
D R O P K I N
OH FLOWER OF SCOTLAND
ANOTHER SWEDISH WIN
Never seen a team in any sport shit their pants as hard as I'm seeing now and I'm a spurs/england fan
HELL YEAH
WRANÅ'D
When the cp ham hits
USA is cheering for us they just don't know any other chant
owari
mamma mia!
>5 (FIVE)kek
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPASTA PIZZA E MOZZARELLA
SWEDEN YESSWEDEN YESSWEDEN YES
usa vs swe is the worst outcome
>>153361465
uhh Jen bros?
daily reminder for when the inevitable (and righteous) anti american holocaust comes "its not just trump"
>both games shift momentum back at the same timedo they really think we don't notice this?
The nerdy Swedish girl is cute
swedish victory!
>>153361154if anything curling is a rural sport.in bumfuck nowhere hokkaido (pop 5000) where many japanese curlers are from you can rent ice and all equipment needed for $20 per hour (further discounted for students).
VI ÄR SÅ TILLBAKA
>>153361406Team gets assassinated on the ice by IOC agents
Italy is dedge
EU 1 - 0 BONGS
the number english anons that want the jannies to split the UK flags must be at an all time high right now
>>153361498Fuck you seriously fuck you
Watching the BBC commentary to enjoy this moment
>funf
How do you say 5 (Five) in you're language?
I-ITS COMING HOME...
>>153361484At least Spurs and the womens team have won a trophy in recent years. And even the mens team at least can reach a final before they choke.
>>153361498true
>>153361175>>153361508why do u niggas think rural means poor
Petition to carbomb Bruce upon reentry?
>>153361491even as an american ketchup and american cheese on pasta is gross
>Two games on>Italy choking>Britain choking>Italy gives up 2>Britain gives up 5Kek
Britain is killI'm off to watch the luge with my knob out
>>153361525CINQUE
KWABOTY KWABOTY KWABOTY KWABOTY KWABOTY KWABOTY KWABOTY KWABOTY KWABOTY KWABOTY KWABOTY
>>153361523kek
è finitaaaa
A toast! To curling and Sverigetråden!
>>153361519I'm full-on radge right now
>>153361525Sorry I don't know how to speak Hebrew
>>153361548Finish the fight coward, be better than the French.
>>153361483Do you think she flinches or welcomes the facial?
>>153361556fkn hell she looks exactly like the chick that served me at dan murphys today
>>153361556She is cute, ain't gonna cap
>>153361518Yeah I bet you are
Not so Great after all.
>>153361539I've never actually seen an american do eitherironically enough the japanese have a dish that's pasta with a ketchup based sauce the napolitan.
>>153361536Maybe ask Putin for some novichok?
>>153361566I'm not even playing lad
>>153361539no one disagrees with that
Closing my eyes and imagining Renton from Trainspotting when they speak kek
>>153361486IMAGINE THE SWEATY SEX THEY HAD THIS MORNING
>>153361570She will smile at you and call you a good boy with a face full of cummies
>>153361570Neither, those are domme glasses - she tops
>run riot in the games that don't matter>shit themselves when it's time to playpair of useless choking cunts. how the fuck do you give away 5
>>153361548Are lass is in the Snowboard final any moment now. 'Course, I'm now expecting a full on fuckup there as well now.
>>153361600They are siblings
What is the problem with Scots?
>demoralized BBC team already talking about Swede girl getting her first medal
>>153361580filipinos do this
>>153361594Closing my eyes and imagining the Swedish chef from The Muppets when they speak kek
>>153361614from scotland
>>153361600>scritto da pier paolo pasolini
>>153361611So? Incest between two adults isn't wrong or immoral
>>153361611so?
>>153361605women only top and dom if you pay them(or if they want to test trick you into agreeing to pegging)
>>153361619You just reveal your own ignorance
This is for the best desu.Only we are motivated enough to destroy the amerimutts. You put a amerimutt in front of me and I'm ripping him in half. Slava Ukraini!
we lost :(
>>153361607Was just about to say the BBC is playing trailers for it relentlessly. Makes it much funnier when she inevitably fucks it
BRITAIN WHAT HAPPENNNNNNNEDDDUUUUUUUUH
TRIPLE SWEDISH GOLD, MIXED, MENS, WOMEN
>>153361630>>153361632>>153361634>>153361639These are all separate posters. Tells you how disturbed my countrymen are. So sorry you had to see this.
>>153361633Nothing wrong with pegging my man
Nooooo
italian dude has full on owari da eyes
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153361642if stefi needs a new partner of any kind i have no self esteem whatsoever she can yell at me however much she needs to
Wtf this guy is dogshit this end
>>153361639royal fucking letter. seriously. royal fucking letter.
FUCKING RETARD
>>153361642we'll avenge you fratelli
>>153361614Dormant inferiority complex that kicks in whenever one risks getting just too close to success. Anger causes them to lash out at their superior neighbour rather than resolve this issue.
>>153361653i agree but she will lose attraction after
Kino rush
we can still win sisters
Fuuuuuuck
wtf was that
sorry brits, I'm replacing your screen space with Ice Dance
>>153361614very grim place to livethey take it out on the rest of the world
>>153361680They'll be conceding after this end.
COME ON DODDY
>>153355749She a QT, the future of Sweden is looking bright actually.
>>153361614https://youtu.be/29-LRuuqFT0?20t86TVDDur-Ni0F
>>153361406https://youtu.be/MNM8N73FNfk
Take all 3 of their's out and win by 2, simple as.
Disaster 3
wtf are we doing
>>153361702I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING STEAMING MOOD YEAH
Why.jpg
Sad to see my fellow Nordix in Brittannia lose. It should've been us two in the final.
I see our bong genetics just kicked in because what da fugg
FUCKS SAKE FUCKING UGLY SPECCY BITCH
>>153361713when in rome you drop spaghetti
NEW>>153361709>>153361709>>153361709
fucking hell me heart
ameribros, did we just throw? and that italian girl is insanely hot wtf
HELL SEGER
>english commentators trying to pronounce WranÅ
>>153361712usa have already won they have the hammer
>>153355749Mad how much attention this loser got considering how shit she was.
Japp där satt den :)
>>153355774I support our new swedish queens
>>153361675I used to like them until they cucked out and voted against independence in that voting. Now they only deserve to serve Englishman
I thought England was the #1 seed for the finals?
4 YEARSDOWN THE DRAIN
Fackinell what a shit show from GB when it matters.
>>153361724Russia and Turkey will never ever ever be european sorryneither will Cyprus, Israel, Georgia and Azerbaijan
lowest of the lowscum of the fucking earth
>>153361724Very kind of you Bjorn
>>153361743She's a 11/10. Who cares how high she can jump.
Jen about to cry :(
>>153361797>t. sicilian moor
Genuinely hope Bruce finds himself at the bottom of a bottle tonight, what a fucking disgrace
>>153361259Pissluffar dans för svensk vinst!
Cathy OVERTON
Ffs even Italy is choking
Gg ItalyUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Another chance for revenge from the group stage you say?
