Previous: >>153324270Official Schedulehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/scheduleSwiss Miss edition
>>153356949isabeau <3
Gu is humungous
>>153357038she makes me humongous iykwim
Why is snowboard big air & slopestyle much more aesthetically pleasing than ski?
>>153357128skis and poles just look messy
>>153357128less messy shit flailing around, gear has a cleaner cut
We’re all watching japan italy yes?
>>153357177>amerisilvers
>2024 Olympic medals corroded and looked like "crocodile skin" within months after the Olympics ended>2026 medals are literally falling apart in people's handsSo someone is stealing all the medals and exchanging them for fakes, right?
>>153357187Ye
>>153357205>USA hosting 2028>Trump abandons Fort Knox audith-hey guys what are we making our gold medals out of haha?
>>153357205gypsies can freely travel all over Europe ever since Romania joined the EU
>>153357224they're going to be on the blockchain
>>153357228Still dont understand why the eastern states were given access to Schengen
nothing worth watching until speed skating
There must be so many semen stains, pussy juices, used condoms, wet panties and naughty smell everywhere in the Olympic village
>>1533572242028 hasn’t happened yet…..
Is that me or snow is very wet? It reminds me 2014.Maybe committee should stop choosing warm places for Winter Olympics.
>>153357279where is gold
>>153357296yes, water is wet.
But of a slow day at the lympics ain’t it
>>153357267I apologize.
I don’t know hockey. Why do japs have an empty net?
>>153357267imagine the blind paralympians moving in next month>mornin ladies!
>>153357353you can pull your goalie and play with an extra attacker if you're trying for a late-game comeback
>>153357353They took their goalie out so that they could put one extra player to the game
Beijing welcomes you
>>153357374>late-game comebackIs it limited to specific times during the match or could you do it right at the start for extra style points?
>>153357267Corr.
>>153357224>we makinglol, China will do them, India even
>>153357407Yeah, you could do that anytime if you want
Looking for some more Canada disappointment today...
>>153357407>extra style pointsfor the other team yes, in real life you only do this if you're losing a close game late or if you're playing on a delayed penalty where play is stopped when the offending team touching the puck ends play so it doesn't matter that you have no goalie
why are curling stones so expensive? i always took them for granite
slalom would be more kino if it were trees and not little bouncy poles
>>153357267
>>153357475Had enough of your shit Carlos
>>153357475Olympic level stones all come from one place. A very unique type of granite.
>>153357495>curling stone island looks like a curling stone
>>153357492who is carlos???
>>153357475Curling stones are literally made only in two different places, Scotland and Wales from very specific rock. On the bright side, the stones will last for literal decades.
Based italians sending those gooks flying back home
live by the sworddie by the sword
>>153357594the purity of amerigold
>>153357594Um, where is Finland?
>>153357594>we are doing the total medal count cope againGoldzone is so embarrassing
>>153357625no medals?
>>153357594>total medal count cope When are people going to stop this?
quirky bunda chungus
>>153357594Damn Italy share the bronzes about would you.
>>153357594>>153357636>italobronzeskind of based that they're sticking with this even though it makes us bad
>>153357267always is
>>153357660i can't wait for her to launch her onlyfans after she loses in the first round again
>>153357658Tmc is objectively the best method
>>153357594lot of brown in italy
Is anything live right now? None of my illegal streams are loading and there's a v& outside.
>>153357704Legit think there's nothing on besides some figure skating training for the next 2 hours.
>>153357698Not really. It would make sense if each medal had its own value like Gold - 5, Silver - 3 and Bronze - 1 for exanpe
>Literally nothing on for the next almost three hoursWhat the fuck is NBC and the IOC doing
>deadairFix your shit IOC
>>153357726Need to run all the events at the same time. Please understand.
>>153357704I’m watching some girl talk to the Swiss and Austrian teams, no idea what it’s about
>>153357726Is there a livestream coming from Lindsay Vonn's hospital room at least?
>>153357726>>153357729There's plenty to watch.
>>153357704>>153357726take this opportunity to get up away from your tv/computer lads
>>153357737That's the end of slalom skiing. I think we're on our own here guys.
Zlatan advertising the BBC iPlayer, what a time to be alive.
>>153357236NFT medals would be a great meme
>>153357760Yeah, victory ceremony…owari da until 26h
>>153357754Is there a way to get this stream work on VLC?
>>153357758no way, it's poastin time
>>153357704According to the official site, there's nothing for another 90 minutes then some ice hockey and luge, etc.
>>153357688Jake paul will just foot the bill for everything after she stops with skatingshe is already in their new reality show
Did they add any cringe discipline this year?
>>153357790me on the roof
>>153357790Is Jutta Leerdam the one we're supposed to be hating? She's on in a bit.>1.81mMight fall in love instead desu.
>>153357754Sofia Val?
>>153357594Asthma cunts btfo
>>153357790A fucking giraffe.
>>153357814>3 gold to 1
>>153357816lionsissies...
>>153357722I agree, but I would weight them like this:>gold 1>silver 0.01>bronze 0.0001seems like a fair system
Anything on?
>>153357832medal ceremony
>>153357832Nope. It's over.
How many pairs of skis do skiers have? I just looked at how much it would cost to buy a pair of Fischer skis, because loads of Olympians have them and they look fantastic, and they're literally 1/10 of the price I was expecting. Do you need to buy hundreds of sets of skis and keep throwing them away, like tennis players with their rackets? Or is skiing just much cheaper than I thought? All skiers are richfag elites who could easily spend ten grand on all the stuff they need and not even care, so why am I seeing the best skis in the world for £500?
>>153357832No events for about about 1.5 hours. There's a live stream of figure skaters training backstage though if you want to be a creep.
>>153357807people hate her because she's with jake paul and loves the glam fashion and camera lifebut she's also a great skater and has a good chance to win gold
>>153357458Not sure why this should be any surprise. You starve an Olympic program of funding, talent and opportunity for a decade and this is what you get. Most of the athletes wearing the leaf this Olympics had to crowdfund to get here.
>>153357846don't know how it is in europe but lift tickets are $200 a day for the more upscale resorts here
>>153357846Accommodation and lift passes (+ gear hire) is where they get you.If you have your own place near the mountain and can afford a season pass it's incredibly cheap.
>>153357852She loves working the camera.
>>153357876>That final line up orderWait, that was for a silver?
>>153357660>>153357688>>153357790>>153357807>>153357852She looks completely average mid hereHow brown is the world becoming that they worship that?
>>153357876she looks like she's into vore
>>153357846I know casual skiers who have been using the same gear for 20 years, but of course there are those out there who buy the newest skis every season (which is great for the second-hand market).
>>153357846Skiing is a richfag sport if you don't live near a mountain and need to go an an expensive chalet vacation to access one. If you live within driving distance of a slope or live somewhere cold where cross country is a viable pastime then skiing is just something people do because it's fun and good exercise.It's like how rotting on a tropical beach is a rich people thing if you live somewhere without beaches, but is just normal everyday shit for poor people in the tropics.
who the fuck schedules this shitshitalians are so braindead holy shit
>nbc just showed a 100% ai commercial holy fucking grim it's over.
>>153357191Where's the American
>>153357864in Cortina it's like 400-500€ for an entire season, but 80€ for a single day
>>153357920Real. There is no reason to have 2 hours of jackshit when it is 15:30 local time.
>>153357920>>153357947Don't worry, anon.In an hour or so Ice Hockey, Speed Skating, Ski Jumping and Curling (x2) will all on at the same time to make up for it.
>>153357958I'm horny
>>153357846It's not that expensive, you blow 1.5k on ski, bindings and shoes, about 2k for ski clothing (underwear, socks, jacket, pants, gloves, helmet, glasses) and you're set for a couple of seasons with decent gear.Then about 2k on skiing lessons so you don't suck and all that is left is a mountain chalet and the $100/day ski passes>How many pairs of skis do skiers have?The normal skiier has 1-2 pairs of allround (and maybe a set of powder) skis and boots for their hobby anything else only becomes relevant if you want to go into race/freestyle sport way out of the everyman's sport.
>>153357926half the superbowl ads were like this
>white male asian female skating couplewhy is this so common?
>>153357927Gu is an ameritraitor but still can't shake her amerisilver nature
>>153357958Why is the IOC like this?
>>153357994Whites are the blacks of asia
What's keeping you (1st world richfags) from being part of the Olympics?
>>153357994
>>1533580271st world parents typically want their children to get an education and career instead of dedicating their time to something short lived like professional sports
>>153358027Watching other younger, more attractive people being more successful and becoming more attractive and meeting people they're banging is cuckoldryI'd rather spend that money on whores
>>153358052The meta is to get your child into sports to teach discipline and so they don’t get fat. If they show promise then maybe take it further but transfer the drive into a good paying career
>>153358042The men always ass mog the women
luge luge, dare you to record come luge webms today
>>153357927Standing on the left holding the silver medal.
>>153358042top 10 anime reveals
>>153358027I was born with shitty joints and was all fucked up by the age of 19, you’re really ngmi if you don’t have good genes and some luck in the end.
>>153358074her bum jiggles the way my belly jiggles
>>153358074/butts/
>>153357994azn women are small and petite. it's just mixmaxing
>>153358074what’s the difference between face first sled and feet first sled, like which one is more prestigious, also do you steer this thing or what the fuck
>>153358027Were poor
>>153358074This is skeleton
>>153358118>american>poorYou could probably buy my house with 2 weeks of foodstamps
>>153358074that ass is not aerodynamic
>>153358027I was in the swiss ski selection, won some youth events, got a couple of podiums in the europacup but when push came to shove decided against a pro ski career and studied medicine instead.
>>153357994because asians are all small and weakthat works for women but not menit would have been asian girl black man but blacks can't skate
>>153358117You steer by doing small movements. What you see is not luge, that is skeleton. Skeleton starts standing up. Luge goes faster and is therefore cooler.
>>153358139>t. the doctor rebuilding lindsey vonn's leg today
>>153358160Head first >>>>> feet first
>>153358139very based, congrats anon
>>153358160thx m8, so you go faster but don’t risk televised decapitation so I’m inclined to agree with >>153358172
>>153358117
Gotta go fast.
>>153358160and luge is just more fun to say
>>153358195strap a cow to a sled and full send it, they should do this. we could win some medals
>schizoposting
>>153357475I know this is a joke but its because of "muh tradition". They can literally make them out of any granite but Scotland has a monopoly on supplying them with needlessly expensive shit
>ynba young japanese snowboarder hanging with your crew at the winter olympics to dab on the chinks, yuropoors and amerifatshow do i cope bro's
>>153358195is an cow a athlete
>>153358027My friend could have been an Olympic sprinter but he wanted a social life and hated practicing
>>153358027male sport is a bit more than>have money to travel and no fear to break your legs
>>153358027>Brazil is at this Olympics What's keeping you?
I live 100 kilometers away from Cortina, how the fuck is it already dark there?? Its all sunny here??
>>153358362god's fuming over yesteday's results
>>153358362What are you watching? There's no live sport currently on.
>>153358291I mean, if you are rich and want to be part of the Olympics (not winning it) you could compete for a country that sells nationality. Vanessa-Mae got a spot despite being extremely non-competitive because she was representing Thailand.
>>153358362Pompeii blew again, it's already too late for you
>>153358346>What's keeping you?I'm not rich.
What's your top moment of the Olympics so far, peeps?
>>153358386a live interview
>>153358388vonn crash
>>153358387start running in circlesyou've got 2 years until the summer Olympics
>>153358388>What's your top moment of the Olympics so far, peeps?Downhill drone footage
>literally nothing on for hourshow is this possible
>>153358388Total Netherlands death in the long track speed skating.
>>153358381>Vanessa-Mae got a spot despite being extremely non-competitive because she was representing Thailand.no, she got a spot because she faked her qualification time
>>153358388opening ceremony waifu
>>153358390Maybe something to do with the television cameras and picking up light.
>>153358399About 30 minutes until things start up again.
>>153358399NothingButCommercials
>>153358388the Italian figure skating team
>>153358404>no, she got a spot because she faked her qualification timeyeah but she wouldn't get the spot if she was representing a country without quotas.Elizabeth Swaney did the same.There are tons of brazilian dual citizens competing for Brazil because they would never get a spot for their real countries, but put the Brazil flag on an suddenly they are Olympians. Same for Argentina.
>>153358400I'm surprised at that one.
>>153358388
>>153358399Siesta
>>153358436what? we wuz mogged by your anime looking russian dude. please note I don’t know anything about that sport.
>>153358468Not an expert either but I think bronze was a good achievement for the team.
>>153358400If >we do not win anything today for the 1000m women event our king who is always at these events to legitimize his corrupt ass should commit seppuku. Alternatively, all Dutch posters will avoid /sp/
>>153358486open up the dams and face the consequences.
>>153358486gotta get to sing the wilhelmus
>>153358446>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>153358486So what's up with the men underperforming? Just a bad gen of athletes this time around?
>>153358486Not true, if >we do not win anything today we collectively root for our greatest friend (Amerisilver)
i want to be a neet so bad rn
>>153358346It's more like a Norwegian and a Swiss that decided to start for Brazil and some wildcards.
stop posting stupid irrelevant shit and start talking about the schedule and whats currently on
>>1533584861000m is not a guaranteed gold but you're right that no medal would be a scandal of sizeable proportions
>>153358486>tfw no Elfstedentocht
I'm just waiting for the Curling semi finals and the Snowboard Big Air later
cheering for this karl old austrian guy!
>>153358553How about I slap your shit.
>>153358532>no juttawhat did they mean by this
>>153358388I liked the opening curling matches on Tuesday. They had to start several days before the opening ceremony to be able to finish in time, and people were making jokes about how the stadiums and arenas wouldn't be finished in time. Less than ten minutes into the first event of the Olympics, there was a power cut in the arena and everyone had to stop. I haven't laughed that hard for a while.
>>153358572snowboard has been super cursed for us this time
>>153358553there's nothing on now, dumb dumb
>>153358584It's quite an old webm.
>>153358553curling semis in one bong, 25 bings
>>153358553I’m reading crime and punishment as there is nothing on right now and will probably masturbate at some point later, there’s my schedule.
literally nothing on
>>153358584those are shorttrack ladies, not longtrack
>>153358486Is this your only realistic gold left in the long track? Looking at the schedule there's still like 10 days of events there.
Did anyone make webm of Korean guy bowing?
After a ski run they show the +- in time but sometimes they also show a +- metersWhat is this distance?
Why is there this big gap with no sports on?
>german female hockey team has twins CUTE!!
>>153356144>>153356838>>153356741I don't get it. Isn't one of the basic figures?
>>153358644they over waxed it
Womens Luge in 10
Time for hockey
>>153358644what did west taiwan mean by this?
Gold Zone chads where we at????
>>153358642Imagine sex with them
>>153358526I can't ice skate myself actually; few people I know can or actually do so. Honestly, I only tune in for the Olympics on /sp/ for shitposting and memes even though I am a historian of sports and sports diplomacy. Winters have generally become so warm that more often than not you can't ice skate on natural ice. Sure, there are good ice rinks in most major cities, but the culture of ice skating is declining to say the least, although it is still a main part of national sporting mythology.Regarding the disappointing results: absolute Dutch dominance is in fact relatively recent, linked to the introduction of commercial teams, more government funding and professionalization in the 1990s. Prior to then, other countries won more medals. However, the Dutch model of multiple commercial teams whose athletes do well in other competitions has failed to reproduce this success on the Olympics - especially with the introduction of new elements like the mass start. The Dutch team has also underformed with the team pursuit. At any given Olympic Games prior to these Dutch media were going on and on about how Dutch dominance threatened the sport longterm; about how renewal was required or foreigners should be allowed to train with us. Well, looks like we have become complacent. The jury's still out, but this cannot only be blamed on what Dutch media called ''freaks'' like the Swede Nils van der Poel the previous Games. In addition to a change of generations, with many great athletes like Kramer and Wüst being gone, Dutch speed skaters and particularly men are just being beaten. To be sure, other countries seem to have improved their programs. Maybe it's a sign that we should give up a sport that can literally only be performed in a decreasing number of high quality ice rinks. Or the government should inject more money into sports (but I would personally like to see that go more to amateur sports and children rather than the elite level).
>>153358665Can I goon to it?
>>153358687got me again!
>>153358687What does she think about?
>>153358710You can goon to anything with enough willpower
I thought the Chinese were going to dominate another Olympics?>1 silver>1 bronze
>>153358696>sports diplomacyWhat is that? Something like "Russians can't participate under their flag" or something else exactly?
>>153358751>tfw the century of humiliation lasts for more than one hundred years
>>153358665When is the Mixed Doubles Luge event?
>>153358751Japan is vacuum cleaning all the snowboard medals
>>153358696You should invent an ice velodrome with sloping ice and then be the best at that.
>>153358642Cute.
>>153358727Kek true but is it as easy as skeleton?
>>153358751They had the home advantage for the last Olympics
>>153358765mixed doubles luge is just soaking, we want skeleton
>>153358696>Elfstedentocht>The tour is held at most once a year, only when the natural ice along the entire course is at least 15 centimetres (6 in) thick; sometimes on consecutive years, other times with gaps that may exceed 20 years. When the ice is suitable, the tour is announced and starts within 48 hours. >In the past 50 years, the Elfstedentocht has taken place only three times, most recently in 1997.Your history and culture is melting desu.
>>153358751There is no table tennis and diving for them to statpad medals in the winter olympics>inb4 tftpYes yes we do it too but we are also somewhat good at winter
>>153358773Its mound up instead of ass jiggles so hopefully there will be some nice ones
Any funny names? Saw this one in 10km+10km ski
>>153358679It sucks without Hanson on
Has anyone died on Olympics Luge in the last 30 years?
letsgo benjamin karl wins the gold>>153358574i have no idea who he is but was cheering from quaters lol!
>>153358802>Has anyone died on Olympics Luge in the last 30 years?Nodar Kumaritashvili 2010
What the fuck I thought the luge was on at 10:50 per the schedule but NBC just said it's not starting for 35 minutes?
>>153358822I blame the antichrist
>>153358810Shit I remember that thing like it was last month. Fuckers in /sp/ back then were making fun of his death. Disgusting.
>>153358800yesterday we had Farthofer
>No combat events like wrestling, judo, and taekwondo at the Winter Olympics
>>153358822They have to spam some more taped curling anon. Gotta please the cat moms on bluesky!
>>153358810>It was luge's first fatality since 10 December 1975, when Italian luger Luigi Craffonara had been killed. Kumaritashvili became the fourth athlete to die during preparations for a Winter Olympics, after British luger Kazimierz Kay-Skrzypecki and Australian skier Ross Milne (both 1964 Innsbruck), and Swiss speed skier Nicolas Bochatay (1992 Albertville). He was also the sixteenth participating athlete to die during the course of the Olympic Games, including practice at the Olympic venue before the opening ceremony
>>153358758Technically it is how governments or at times NGOs/IOs like the UN, IOC, EU use sport for diplomatic and geopolitical purposes: soft power, nation branding, you name it. It's a multi-billion dollar industry that is still poorly understood. Sports boycotts are one of the most visible aspects of it, although the Russian case is a very intriguing one from a historical perspective. You'd be surprised how many European countries have official sports diplomacy policies for hosting sports events, doing well at the Olympcis, using sport to promote business, nation branding, etc. Many of them go back a long time: France established its first department for sports diplomacy right after WW1. I am sure the same applies to Finland. When I was in Helsinki recently there was a lot on the 1952 Games and Finnish architecture and postwar reconstruction to lure tourists. E.g., during the 1980s the Dutch governemnt sponsored an Olympic bid together with Heineken and KLM to give the country an economic boost. More recently the Dutch government literally introduced funding for the Netherlands to become a top 10 Olympic country in order to bolster nationalism, the economy, and prestige. There is an official subsidy program to facilitate bidding for and hosting smaller international sporting events to boost the Dutch economy and image abroad. Sure, it's peanuts compared to what Saudi Arabia and Qatar are doing, but it is there. The Dutch (and also Scandinavian royal houses) monarchy has grasped quite early how useful sport is for legitimizing themselves.
>>153358838I thought Gold Zone was supposed to cut around events but is their implication that I'm going to have to sit and watch the entire hockey match first? The hell
>>153358836>tfw no wrestling on ice
>>153358836>No ball sports in the snow either
>>153358836>no fencing on a thin-ice frozen lake
>>153358836hockey
Imagine getting peer pressured into unironically following figure skating
>>153358839new wikipedia page unlocked:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympic_and_Paralympic_deaths
>>153358810>combat event on Winter Olympics
>>153358865goddamnit /oly/
Need some tennis on ice.
first luge run was a track record lol
>>153358865But the cute boys, anon...
>Brazilian broadcast is basically a bunch of guys saying "White People are Crazy!" and doing some horrified facial expressions
>>153358822it's already live
>>153358836That would be kino. In fact almost all sports would be more interesting on ice.
>>153358884>First run on the track ever>It's a track recordWow, high IQ observation there, Nigel.
>"Gold Zone" Brava NBCPeople were hyping this but it's the worst so farGlad I'm not paying lmao
>>153358884it's a modified track, there's no official records
>>153358884>>153358900>GermanThe event is over after the first run, lel.
>>153358901For me it's you only get what you give by the new radicals
>>153358901retard
>>153358921Nigger
women doing the luge must have some of the kinkiest sex around
>>153358901>spice girls wannabeNice.
>>153358935they just lay there
Damn the Austrian luge girls are insanely cute
>>153358947Not as cute as you
>>153358941my fetish
speed skating thread?
>>153358941They dont just lay there, it requires a lot of intricate small movements and reactions
>187cmFräbel is a big girl
>>153358935imagine standing at the end of the track with an erection.
i reckon monkeys could be trained to do luge and they would be superior to humans
>1.87m Holy fuck are luge athletes supposed to be giantesses?
>>153358971better have your luge lubed up and ready to go
Is my brain fried if I have every live event on and also some porn in the background?
>Austrians trying to end German dominance in LugeThat's like saying Uruguay trying to win a FIFA World Cup after Argentina
>>153358986Depends on the kind of porn
>>153358972sorry, they're banned
>>153358977Aren't all those sledding sports about being heavy to gain more momentum?
>>153358986Okay Patrick Bateman.
lol at the burger bumping a wall at low speeds at the start
>>153358969>she lays on her>she is the one who moves when you are in herIt's... intriguing
>>153358986no this is completely normal
>>153359008if I could just get my head squeezed by those, I'd die a happy man
>Summer Britcher>Summer>Competes in a Winter event
>>153358988austria is second best sledding country in history
Is this sport just about sliding down the track, or do they have any way to steer the sled?
>>153358997why isn’t America winning gold after gold then?
>>153359005disaster
are the fpv drones human operated or preprogrammed
>>153359008
Streamshttps://freestreams-live1a.pk/tnt-sports2uk/https://Olympicstreams.co
>>153359039just quit your run right then and there
Why the fuck is there ads on the CBC stream now
>>153359024>Competes""""competes""""
>>153359031Lards aren't aerodynamic
>cut away when she almost crashedblue balls
are we watching the bobsled girls lads?
do the stripes on their suits make them go faster?
>>153359084always
>female luging
How easy is it to get into Bobsled? It's like most of the bobsledders comprise of track & field athletes.
luggers here>>153358088>>153358088>>153358088
>>153359082Yes, then switching over to the speed skating in 12 minutes.
the best part is the noises at the start
>>153359094too much village sex many such cases
>>153358836>snowball fight>jousting on ice skates>deep snow wrestlingimagine the kino
im an olympian in the discipline of pooping
>>153359122Flag checks out
>>153359122I poop in my sleep you'll never beat me
no germany 1-2-3 after first run. are they even trying?
>>153359143>>153359143>>153359143speed skating
>>153359030You steer as best you can yeah. With skeleton it's with your shoulders.
>>153359133damn. you ELITE, dawg
>>153359151>With skeleton it's with your shoulders.Doesn't seem like that would give them a lot of control.
First time watching winter Olympics, what are some interesting sports to watch?
>>153359174Yes only crazy people do luge and skeleton.
Whats the big story from the luge so far then? Anyone come off? Any surprising results?
>>153359039>me every single time I try sledding with my feet on the skates
>>153359191Winter Sharting
>>153358722White cock
>>153359191willkommen, mehmet
>>153359196Austrians fucked up and the gold medal is basically in german hands already
SPEEDSKATING IS LIVE.Starting with a Netherlands choke.
What is verdict on Norwegian ski team? Juice or fair and square?
Anybody got the webm of that Norwegian skiier Klaebo going uphill and completely outpacing everybody else?
>>153357495Looks like a spot you'd go to while grinding in Final Fantasy for the rare T-Rex encounters.
>>153359314>the gold medal is basically in german hands alreadyShocked I tell you, shocked.
>>153357660Mother of God
>>153359318>Starting with a Netherlands choke.A tale as old as time...
>>153359191The men’s Team Combined was really good earlier. Two skiers to a team; one does downhill skiing (very fast) and the other one does slalom (weaving from side to side), then you add their times together to see who was fastest.
What's the point of the drone in sledding?
>>153359411Camera shots
>>153359411dich zu nerven
The drones are actually bothering you guys? I kind of like the whirring sounds/hardly notice it at all
>>153359496Do you have a fan constantly running in your room as well?
>>153358042Why are white guys so attracted to this kind of Asian woman? Literally nobody else thinks she looks good.
Chinese girl's name is literally "Ruining" lmao>>153359105
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>>153359509Yellow fever can be one hell of a condition.
Does the Dutch bunda girl have a fake ass?
>>153359555No, she was actually bioengineered for BBC
>>153359408That sounds interesting, shame I missed it then. I looked up the schedule and will watch ski jumping in the evening.
when is the women’s sauna competition? ofc it is classical sauna, so they are naked
>>153359601No idea, but their sweat should be collected and promptly shipped to my house for consumption.
Anyone else breaking in a new onahole rn?
>>153359645Is it one of those fun-sized, super tight ones?
Goddamn Yukina is cute>>153359666Pretty normal sized but lots of good bumps, I like softer ones
>>153358446Anyone know her name? Has she ever addressed the fact millions of men gooned to her thong butt?
>>153358842Why are Uzbekistan good now? Are they just spending loads of money? The -stans are the least relevant countries on the planet, but now they’re doing really well in Summer Olympics and the World Cup and all sorts. How did they do it?
>>153358532there is nothing keeping the roll speed consistent
>>153358532>yaras positioningpure sexo
>>153359703>How did they do it?same way team gb went from irrelevant to competitive overnight
HAVE YOU HEARD THE RUMBLINGS?
>>153358446This was 16 years ago, obviously not from the current olympics
>>153358388FS Team event was pretty hype but the Italian mom getting home gold on her bday over the Dutch was up there too
Didnt expect female hockey to be THIS different in quality to mens hockey desu
my belly's rumbling
>>153359191Curling for the ego. Short track for the id. And figure skating for the superego.
>>153359881they're exactly equal in quality, chud
Ski jump kino has started
>>153359887Deserved. Israel should not be allowed to compete
>>153359887Oh no! Anyway…
>>153359887it's going to be munich 1972 all over again
>>153359881? it's an amateur sportthere are like 2 leagues above semi-pro level, what do you want from them?
>>153359887>implying they didn't stage this to try and get sympathy Oy vey!!!
>>153357637Ski jumping thread
>>153359887>bobslet>shows skeletonthe absolute state of people
>Corey spelled with a KAmerica isn't a real country
What sports are on today?
I went poo in the loo!! :-D
What are the point of the little trees on the ski jumping hill
i went poo in the avenue
Didn’t we just get like 2 hours of no medal events?Suddenly there’s like three and the curling semis all at the same time. Idiotic organizers
>>153359990and 2 hockey matches at the same time later in the eveningthey're smart
>>153359990theyve always done curling at the same time
how tf is curling considered a winter sport?
>>153360020might be the ice
>>153360020One of the oldest icey sports around.
>>153360001*Women's hockey
friendly reminder
wtf is peacock's fucking problem? I'm trying to watch curling and it keeps redirecting me to speed skating
>>153360138Russia never won Olympic hockey iirc.
>>153360169Just watch goldzone, retard
Alright just got back from a break. What's on now?
>>153360214I don't want to watch fucking goldzone retard I want to watch curling
>>153360182Russia won gold in 2018. USSR won 7 golds.
I just like watching sports I only see every 4 years, bundas, and cute asian girls.
>>153360230penis measuring contest in the freezer
>>153360262That was OAR so it technically doesn't count for Russia. They have a silver as Russia and ROC.
>>153359044I clicked on that webm and wondered why this sport has people sledding down a slope head first on their backs where they can't see where they are going
>>153360138Just imagine the kino asshurt from places like Poland and Finland if our Russian friends could compete.
>>153360138There are other ways to win besides just beating your opponent, you can also ban them, hide outside their hotel and smash their knee caps, etc.
>barely any negros and brownsWhy do we hate the Winter Olympics again?
>>153360409>we didnt let you compete as russia so it doesnt count
>>153360508We love brown girls here. Not sure what your problem is
>>153360511Yes, that is correct.
>>153360511Yes it's dumb but that's how it is on the official records. Olympics is different from say FIFA which recognizes successor states.
>>153360567No wonder the Olympics feel less legitimate every time they happen.
Hill
i want to believe
>femke kuk
>>153360811lmao
>>153360529Flag checks out
Jake Paul won
Shalom!uh I mean slalom
>>153360529Based
well well well
>>153361040
>>153361194lol kok seething
>>153361194jake paul's hoe?
>>153361474>>153361474>>153361474women's big air final
wheres the ski jumping thread?
>run riot in the games that don't matter>shit themselves when it's time to playpair of useless choking cunts
>>153361505>he doesn't know about /calle/>>153357637
>>153361505>/calle/
Figure skating >>153357985
>>153361636didn't ask
>>153357726It's always been like this, terrible
>>153361561>>153361555thank you bros
where is the big air thread
>Anna Gasserwtf I want the last name Gasser
>>153357852>>153361194
>>153361854here>>153361474
>Meila StalkerHoly based
so there is no snow on the ski jumping ramp? just some plastic rails? that's not very wintery
why do slovenians always have green on their kits? it's nowhere on their flag
>>153362322Who said your colours have to match your flag
>>1533602622018 wasn't the best-on-best either.
>>153362237there's ice inside the ceramic rails that hold you in line
>>153357852the fact that an influencer onlyfans whore with a druggie cok addict bf won tells me that this isnt a serious sport and that the winter olympics should be disbanded until we figure out what the fuck is going on, these are just white people pretending their hobbies are important
>>153362369She was a speedskater before all this. Its not like taking pictures for Instagram means you don't complete well in sports
>>153362359>Who said your colours have to match your flagno oneI asked what's the reason for the green in this case, since the flag is obviously not it
>>153362369the fact that you wrote that tells me you never touched woman's hand
>>153362407Because green = nature
>>153362406the fact that tsitsipas his gf and radu4chan who are now influencers and not actual tennis players in contention for big tournaments tells me that tennis is a serious sport and speed skating is not
>>153362369Kek seething
>>153362464Ok
>>153362465dont make me tap te sign>jake paul>bullet >carotid asap
When does ice skating start up today
>>153362527already finished unless you mean figure skating which is ongoing
>>153362359Matches the sporting flag desu.Also, colours of the national flower (Golden Wattle).
>>153362549Figure skating yes thank you
You know what sport should be in the Summer Olympics? Who has the biggest shit. I would definitely be an athlete for that for Team USA and win a gold medal.
Oh hi Scott HansonI gotta say, triple-boxing the olympics feels so weird but nice as a regular redzone watcher
Do be a figure skater, do you have to be strong or just cardio fit?
i've been checking out some youtube clips about bobsleighing and there was footage from the women pairs world cup and german team is sponsored by onlyfans, LOL
>>153363081One of them is, Lisa Buckwitz.
>>153362890Goddammit I only like Gold Zone when he's on it. Otherwise I prefer the thing where peacock lets you pick your own windows
>>153363174Grim.
>>153363174tight looking body but shame about the butterface
>>153358042
>>153358593Webm?
Is there not a general up yet for the women's hockey match or am I retarded?
>>153363462this has been the only memorable moment so far imo
>>153362518if I take your bait will you stop posting it so incessantly?
>Pooland
>>153359509No one believes you, any straight man would find her attractive
>>153358642This is getting out of hand.
>ice dancing to offspringLel thats a new one
>>153358642German Hanna and Elvira
Watching foid’s hockey, Canada vs Czechia. And seeing literally everyone on the ice is a female, I burst out laughing. I cant take females seriously. omg lmao. Even the referees are female. lmfao
>>153364243Lmaoomg hahahahahahaIts like watching toddlers play or the special olympics.Females are such a joke without men. lmao
>this milf coach in ice dance
>>153364262Honestly, as soon as something is 100% girls, it becomes a joke.
>>153364243>>153364262fricken epic! lets head over to /pol/ for the afterparty
>>153364088I was watching the snowboarding final and just rewinded the skating to see>Pretty fly for a white guythey're gonna get cancelled, good thing non-whites don't really watch the winter olympics
>>153364328Bro. It is such a joke seeing an entire female on ice are girls, both teams also, and the players on bench are also girls and they show the 4 referees standing together are also girls. LMFAOIt was such a joke I burst out laughing.
>ABBA playing in the stadium MAMMA MIA! HERE I GO AGAIIIN!
what's left for today? just the figure skating and the hockey?
>>153364514yup
>>153364243You're chudded and not even funny
poulin is deadcongrats u.s.a
>>153364564Defending women online is not going to get you any pussy, young man.
>>153363440anime villain
>>153364740I hate women, but it has to be better than thatBe creative
>>153364765oh okay, fair enough
>>153364740Shitting on them isn't going to get you any dick either
are they trying to make ice dance not gay?
Tim Dieck has some nice tiddies
>>153364910heh, smart dick.
WEBM of the blonde USA figure skater in Teams doing the air spin in slowmo where her ass-fat goes centrifugal?
back off, switzerland!
>>153365260There is a non-white country among the top 5.
canada is white
She reminds me of that farmer in Men in Black when the bug wears him as a skin suit. When he pulls the skin up because the wife says it's hanging off his bones.
>>153365912>THERE, IS THAT BETTER?
CHOCK/BATES COMPLETELY DOMINATEDUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA
Rigged. Anti-American bias.
>>153365912are all male figure skaters gay? i'm legitimately asking
RIGGEDIGED
>3 days in>0.golds>17th>Projectd to finish 4th overall Are all our events just in the second half of the Olympics?
>>153365987No, Chock and Bates are an actual couple
Well, now what do we watch?
>>153365498they are still 63% white, but in a few years you will be correct, yes
do broads ever drop the gloves and duke it out?
>>153366096no they just call each other fat
>>153365987Straight male figure skaters sure are lucky, to be surrounded by that many beautiful young ice queens, and you know most of them are single and desperately horny because they are so focused on their sport. As a male figure skater you are pretty much their only opportunity to get dicked down, and with most male figure skaters being gay, you have almost no competition.
>>153366130I haven't skated in over 20 years and never learned how to stop. Would I last long enough in this sport to get a gf?
>0 gold despite winter sports being our entire gimmickwhat is even the point
>>153366202Imported too many Sirs and Slants
>>153366202you still have women's hoc->only winning 5-1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FHEeG_uq5Y&t=6s
>>153366241/pol/ is thataway man>>>/pol/
>>153366202I put the curse on you after Sydney Crosby scored the game winning goal in 2010, you're done canuck have fun living in 2010
>>153366202The previous government starved the olympic program of funding for about 10 years straight, cutting budget and programs every year to fund whatever shit they were doing.We're seeing the consequences of that here. Most of the canadian athletes are not international competitors in these sports outside of the olympics, most needed to run gofundmes in order to even afford the plane tickets and several canadians just chose to rep a different country instead of canada so they'd actually get funding.Even men's hockey is basically carried by NHL carryover because the actual olympic program has fuck all for money. It used to be that if you were any good at basically any sport and willing to put in the time and effort you could join the training program and be shipped off to rep Canada at the olympics even if it's something like bobsled where you know the Germans are going to dominate, but now they have to be strategic about which sports they compete in so we're only participating in a handful of events and not serious contenders in most of them.
Ameroibros, what are our chances of winning mixed doubles in curling?
>>153366253>the game winning goal in 2010>2010 was 34 years ago
>>153366388Never forget, they want you to forget
>>153366346>most needed to run gofundmesthat's not all they did
>>153366373idk but I have a crush on Dropkin
>>153356949Baking.
>>153366373>webeat them in a close one already so it can be done. Just comes down to execution.>>153366409based homo
>>153366420New>>153366450>>153366450>>153366450
>>153366470she has amos strapped into the cuck chair and is beating his ass right now
>>153366431yeah but was a chokejob, should be a great rematch
>>153366202Canada is majority Indian now, they are very unathletic people.
