Previous : >>153356949Official Schedulehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/scheduleCzechia this out edition
>>153366450Do we get some got angles this year or did they really ban certain camera positions?
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>>153366450https://app.podiumsport.it/Click the flag on the ranking list for more details.Website is good for seeing whats coming and what didn't happen. For example, for USA Vonn didn't win a gold, but we might get something from curling, which we weren't expected to.
>Modifying the crotch area of a ski jumper suit for more aerodynamics and longer distances
>>153366533Also going to post what webms I've saved so far.
how do I aquire this level of drip
>>153366533Vonn didn't get gold, but her USA teammate did get the gold in that event.
>>153366533>+1Huh. What did we steal this time?
Spaghettibros, I wasn't familiar with your game. Rooting for Team Italy to at least get a medal now since you niggas got taste
Comfy olympics so far
>>153366599Ah no shit? I had completely stopped watching after. We might actually outpace the Nords.>>153366598You guys do have the coolest helmets, the eagle luge helmets are pure kino.
Statement from the Milano-Cortina Organizing Committee after Japanese Figure Skating Team filed a formal complaint:"During the Figure Skating Team Event medal ceremony, the anti-slip surface of the podium caused some damage to the athletes’ skates. Milano Cortina 2026 is taking steps to replace the surface to prevent a reoccurrence."To minimise the impact of the damage to athletes’ preparations and in agreement with ISU, Milano Cortina 2026 has made a skate-sharpening service available and offered an additional training session to the impacted National Olympic Committees. We also understand that some NOCs have offered their services to the impacted athletes from other countries in a true example of the Olympic spirit."Milano Cortina 2026 apologises for the inconvenience caused and reiterates its commitment to ensuring the best possible conditions for all athletes."
>>153366651Where can I buy one of these? Specifically the white stoat plushie>t. slopsoomer that'll order one and completely forget about it several days after the olympic games ends
Why aren't there any big fat guys in the ski jump, couldn't they fly further?
If 3X3 basketball exists, why not have 3X3 hockey? Two forwards and a goalie?
>>153366982I used to skate down at the city rink for fun and even I knew to always use blade covers when walking on not ice. How did everyone involved forget to do this?
>>153367102The NHL does this in tie games before it goes to a shootout. It's as much of a meme as you could imagine, perhaps moreso.
>>153367153>live footage from the jamaican bobsled team house
>>153367138Teams needed to skate to and from the podium. Proper skater podium surfaces don't damage blades. The Olympic committee fucked up.
>>153367163>italians in charge of rolling out a carpet from the benches to the platform so they don't have to skate thererigged
>>153367161seek help
>>153367188Skating to and from the podium is a standard part of skating victory ceremonies. It happens every event
>>153367213what did they build the platform out of, asphalt?
>>153367226it's the italians. they'll have cut corners wherever they could.
How do people in places like Germany get into luge? Like is there a high school team? is there a track in your town?
>>153366664zamn not this shit again
They should have a special gooners' coverage for the Olympics which features only women. We're talking high definition, high resolution slow mo shots of every jiggle, curve, clam, thigh, tummy, ass, booba from every angle and every level of magnification.
>>153367359Seeing this reminded me that I’m convinced I can levitate with the right mentality
>>153367383and why limit it to the olympics. add one to women's sports everywhere, and I'm sure the viewership will skyrocket.
>>153367383>milan>tinto brass is still alive>not doing this>>153367302 so true
how come skiing is full of hags but snowboarding got a bunch of young cuties
>>153367383I would pay for this
>>153367397young people don't get into skiing anymore. snowboarding is much more appealing to the youth.
Was there two matches of mixed curling today between Italy and USA? I see a bunch of articles talking about USA advancing to gold but i definitely watched the USA lose a match.
>>153367415they lost to italy in round robin, but beat them in the playoffs.
>>153367403Weird. Skiing seems so much more accessible and fun. Whenever I see beginning snowboarders they're just falling all the time and sitting around. Beginning skiers look ridiculous but at least can get down basic runs. Plus I feel like the ceiling for skiing is higher. More speed, more control. Like snowboarders never ride moguls.
as a guy approaching 30, is it too late to become an Olympian an get a cute Olympic gf?
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>>153367443Obviously, but you can get an Olympian gf without competing. They’re trying to catch the eyes of the millionaires in the audience, not fellow competitors
>>153367441you're not wrong. I don't have a definitive answer for you. I think it also helps that snowboarding and skateboarding match pretty well in terms of skillsets, so it's something they can do year round. skiing has also been around so much longer that I think it's hit its peak in terms of interest, whereas snowboarding is still relatively young. I'm just spitballing. maybe skiing has that higher ceiling, so that you need to train through your teenage years to get up to the olympic level.
WHERE CAN I WATCH THE OLYMPICS WITHOUT SIGNING UP FOR A FUCKING ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT HAVE CABLE!I DONT HAVE CABLE
>>153367471Is it easier to become a millionaire or an athlete? Assume I have no useful skills or talent. Make no mistakes.
>>153367479Stop being poor lmao>>153366450Thanks for saving my webm
>>153367479Are you asking where you can Streams the Olympic .co mpetition?
>>153367479If you don't know you don't know. Try r/piracy
>>153367485It's pretty easy to be a millionaire. There's far fewer pro athletes
>>153367479You don't need cable to stream from peacock
were there really no webms from luge today?
>>153367518they were in the thread before this one
>>153367514learn to fucking read i said WITHOUT signing up for an account, WITHOUT. What the fuck does WITHOUT mean to you dipshit
I assume that Milan is a typical Italian city (run down and full of Africans) but Cortina looks really comfy.
>>153367513I am in my mid 30s and my waifu this time around is 18. Can I become a millionaire in time to have children I will live long enough to see grow into early adulthood? Assume I am probably infertile due to years of laptop usage and gooning. Make no mistakes.
>>153367561>hey guys look at this cozy little ski lodge village that's been here the whole time and perfectly preserved from before mass migrationwhat the fuck why would they do this to themselves
>>153366586What if he simply launched himself skate first at the crowd?
>>153367625he's not the only black player in the UK anon
>>153367625
>>153366609team ice skating
>>153367532BRING THEM HERE, I MUST INSPECT
>>153367655It says we were projected for that already. And I know they aren't updating it because it still lists Lindsey Vonn for the skiing medal our other woman ended up winning instead.
>>153367604Women's big air was a rare case where they were more interesting to watch than the men's. Their lower skill level making there be different moves made it more interesting.
HERE COMES THE MEN IN BLACK
>>153367681I repeat this every summer but volleyball is the same way. They actually have to place shots rather than blast some poor sap in the face with an absolute piss missile.
>>153367533You said no to cable. You have internet, just stream.
>>153367533Bro just make one account and your done. It's not like you have to make an account every time you want to watch something. Just use your throw away proton mail, pay once, let it expire once the Olympics are over. Is making an account that hard for you?
>>153367699For me it was the Pretty Fly for a White Guy routine.
>>153367742ok without signing up, if you had your head outside of your ass, you would have read it. FROM WHERE
>>153367748I DONT WANT TO MAKE A FUCKING ACCOUNTDONT WANT TO MAKE A FUCKING ACCOUNTONT WANT TO MAKE A FUCKING ACCOUNTNT WANT TO MAKE A FUCKING ACCOUNTT WANT TO MAKE A FUCKING ACCOUNTWANT TO MAKE A FUKING ACOUNTANT TO MAKE A FUCKNG ACCOUNTNT TO MAKE A FUCKING ACCOUNTT TO MAKE A FUCKING ACCOUNTTO MAKE A FUCKING ACCOUNTO MAKE A FUCKIN ACCOUNTMAKE A FUCKING ACCOUNTAKE A FUCKING ACCOUNTKE A FUCKING ACCOUNTE A FUCKING ACCOUNTA FUCKING ACCOUNTFUCKING ACCOUNTUCKING ACCOUNTCKING ACCOUNTKING ACCOUNTING ACCOUNTNG ACCOUNTG ACCOUNTACCOUNTCCOUNTCOUNTOUNTUNTNTT
>>153367793>T>TP>TPO>TPO>TPOS>TPOSE
>>153367793Then don't? Go to a sports bar?
>didnt watch the olympics during the day because i had work>turning it on now>i know its all prerecorded>its still kino
>>153367533Just how many levels of autism are you on that you think malding like that will get anyone to help you?
>>153367818nty i dont pack fudge
>>153367827I can't live like this I have to watch it live if someone else is watching it live.
>>153367860i once was like this but i just gave up caring
>>153367852Then enjoy the shit posting or check r/piracy My stream site is over used as it is and I ain't sharing.
>>153367886how did you unlock this? heavy drinking?
I'm so proud of her bros.
>>153367911nice labia majora i can see why jake paul likes her
kind of liking these drone cams. its like I'm about to tear my own ACL
>>153366450>globohomo slopNo, thanks.
>>153367911*makes /sp/ seethe*
>>153368005>*makes /sp/ goon*
/unzips/
>>153368005they're probably having coitus right now. does she have any more races? she may never walk again...
>>153368073500m on sundaynot the favorite for gold but can get a medal
>>153368220she's going to be pregnant by then...
is it just me or are the us mixed curling team fucking
>>153368248>both married to other peopletheir spouses must be terrified
>>153367392Why limit it to sport, they should have cameras in every major city focusing on beautiful women every day.
>>153368248I wish I was fucking Dropkin
>>153368270now we're talking. I'm sure they can teach AI to work as auto directors. get us all that footage.
>>153368270we do it's called tiktok
>>153366450whore fatigue
Madison Chock and Evan Bates have crazy chemistry. The sex must be incredible
>>153367153whore fatigue
>>153368327>choke and masturbatesi wonder what they're into haha
When do we get to win an event? I've heard we are good at the Olympics.
>>153368344>I've heard we are good at the OlympicsTalking to yourself under your breath doesn’t count anon
>>153368327Just like your wife and her bull
>>153368338David Carradine gold medal.
>>153367452DRIP
>>153368344You’re a small country that doesn’t have the landscape to inculcate winter sports athletes while rapidly becoming third world, it’s never going to happen. Figure skating would be your best bet since landscape is irrelevant, but Aisha with her hijab is strictly forbidden by her male relatives
>>153368344>invents soccer>can't win the world cup>invents curling>can't win the gold medalWe created the World Series and then rigged it so at worst a l*af team wins. What were you guys thinking?
>>153368447>tf>tp
>>153368504She's hot
>>153368570>Finding that hotPractically beastality.
>>153367604She threw
>>153368591Ass so big you can see it from the front
>>153367793turn VPN to Canada and you can watch it from here:https://www.cbc.ca/sports/olympics
>>153368504America has more white people than all of Europe combined and the most athletes in this Olympics, if you’re trying to reverse uno me here or something you will fail
>>153366450Jutta Leerdam is peak Dutch beauty and atheltic peformance!
>>153368344You guys tend to have a better showing at the summer events than the winter ones but curling is basically THE british sport. You're guaranteed a podium spot and the favourites for gold, but since it's a competitive sport instead of just a performance one, it takes a while before the tournament plays out and the medals are awarded.
>>153368659Nobody takes curling seriously. Doesn’t count.
>>153368700I do
>>153368729
>>153367911>>153367911>>153367911The thiccness of goddesness is unbelievable!
i think the only sports i dislike in the winter olympics are ski jumping and the multi-man luge. they feel contrived.
>>153368964I love biathlon. Summer Olympics should have something similar to that, too. Archery/shooting combined with running or something.
>watch france annihilate in team figure skating today>apparently i cant support them even though they won their gold medalHags fucking missing with that noise, not gonna deny them their win even if the dude is a sex pes
>>153366513it somehow got even worse than before.
Are Russians (and slavs in general) the Ngubus of the Winter Olympics?
Supposedly the ratings are doing good, but it feels like a flop to me.
>>153369255>well the data says otherwise, but I FEEL like it
>>153369267All people want to talk about is Bad Bunny. Maybe people put the Olympics on their tv and are really just using their phones.
>>153369297i feel like a major portion of social disconnect is people not recognizing the large and increasing number of selection layers between themselves and the actual public average
>>153369297>All people want to talk about is Bad Bunnythe kamala vibe shift is crazy
>>153369297who the fuck are "people"?
America should have let her win. She's perfect
>>153369382Too old
>>153369400she's 26. Have you been around an 18 year old girl lately. It's hell
>drain gang broke up I can't go on like this bros
>>153369404I can handle them cause I am a pos. lol. Majority of dudes couldn’t get 18 year olds when they were 18 themselves. The younger the easier it is for some people to.
This time zone is terrible. Why don't Argentina or Chile host a winter olympics?
>>153366664They’re all so proud of him, it’s cute
>>153369470The issue isn't "handling them". it's that they're immature and annoying. and yeah women like to sleep with older men they're hard wired to
>Highway robbery on Italywtf olympicbros ?
>>153369475Yeah time zone is fucking stupid. Every thing is over night and 3am to 1pm.
>>153369488I am immature and annoying.
>>153369255I think its kinda nice to just have on like I never did any special effort to watch it, my dad had a birthday and watched Greenland 2 and I will probably just sleep but whenever there is nothing to really do I turn it on.This is probably the least hyped Olympics I can ever remember and I am 43 and here forever. All that happened is people got mad someone isn't a Trump bootlicker, some moronic bitch hurt herself really bad and a dude who looks like a Targaryan won a team sport medal. Really boring.
>>153369529Retard it's only been a dayI'm joining it though, didn't watch a second of the super bowel (movement)
>>153369488Well, I am almost 40 and never had to work since high school. Look at leo dicarpio, he does it. Staying single and not commited keeps you young. And dont be poor or working class so a manager, coworkers or supervisors dont stress and age you.
>>153369518If you aren’t the night owl master race you aren’t genetically qualified to be watching the Winter Olympics anyway
I can't bother to correct my error but enough to say I did it
>>153369488I was literally the guy that annoys all the girls in school. lol. And I am 40 now and never worked a day in my life. Tell me I am old lol. You are just old mentally and stressed, youre not “mature.” Mature = getting beat down by life so you act accordingly.
any brutal accidents while i was sleeping?
>>153369626Accidents? No. But the power of the working class keeps getting eroded.
>>153369626
>>153369655This is ai
i hope there's a death at some point. don't judge me.
>>153369551>>153369624Are you drunk or just a compulsive liar?
>>153369688Where is the lie?
>>153369685Dark but from which country
This women is too old for me to sleep with. A bit about myself, I'm a 40 year old Canadian man that posts on 4chan and has never worked a day in his life. I usually fuck 18 year olds instead.
>>153369764Bro. Leo only dates 18-25. He is 50?
Asked Status:x Did Didn't Care Statusx Do Don't
>>153369576I have to go to sleep so I can get in the wage cage you fuck.
>>153369685Those happen every olymics in the sledding events
>>153369798So you did ask, and you did care
>>153369829Exactly, you are the grunt peasant underclass. The Winter Olympics is not for you. Simple as.
>>153369837Yes (but no) [GONE WRONG]
Can’t wait to pick up my GF up from school tomorrow. We have so much in common lmao I’m a fucking stud
>>153369866Sounds based. Only married cucks will seethe at this.
What we watching today?
hopefully suz has better luck on the shorttrack
>>153369872Everything.
>>153369488>they're immature and annoying>Implying old harridans are not immature and annoyingYou sound like a harridan jelly about young superior women.
>>153369898He is old. Or just aged and stressed. Never underestimate that a decade of work can age you like hell. Look at famous actors who got rich young, they stay young. Also, many need to “be mature” or act it to get a gf and marriage aka play the betamale provider role cause thats what girls over 22 want.
>>153369888Based postBased digitsI watched so much yesterday, only to do it again tomorrow (still 2/9 here)
>>153369866You know the other school girls give you that thirsty look when you interacting with your girl in front of them?Women are extremely good at sensing other mammals are having a connection to each other, which is women will die for a crumb of it since menarche and teenage ~ almost mid 20 boys cannot give to their peer girls.Use some words like my princess, daddy when you talking to your girl in front of others.
the outfits aren't tight enough
>>153366533Fucking yikes, bro almost hyperextended his knee there. Dude needs to chill with these backflips, they don’t even earn points. Just stay healthy and bring home the gold
>>153367161Mutt's Law: Olympic Edition
for something called speedskating they aren't particularly speedy
can someone explain jutta simps? she's ugly as fuck
He's the main protagonist of these Olympics, isn't he?
>>153370096Parasocial Jake Paul fans. Zoomers are retarded zombies and unironically live vicariously through weird asses like the Paul brothers and Clavicular
>>153370102He’s the villain. He has psycho vibes and everyone fears him.There was a funny moment before they went out for the medal ceremony where Amber Glenn asked “Should we shake their (the other teams) hands?…” and Ilia immediately goes “No.”
>>153370096>>153370106She was popular with normie coomers even before Paul, her popularity is the reason they got together to begin with. True patricians always preferred Suz and Femke
>>153370123Kek that's funny cause I got the same vibes from him. This nigga looks like he's probably a sex pest with all his lovers (males)
short track speed skating today
>>153370132He even came out after his first skate and said he was only giving half effort for the team event because he’s looking out for himself first and foremost and his coaches had to “clarify” his statements and do PR lol
>>153370102>>153370123>>153370132>>153370160i didn't care about it before but i like him now
>>153370160Based. He knows the single short program and free skating medals are the most important and prestigious and he's focused on winning them.
>omg being a psycho is soo basedVirginity is wild bro
>>153370220Correct. Cope and seethe, wholesome chungus And fucking fat hotwives off reddit doesn’t make you an epic sex haver btw
ayo might as well call this the curling olympics
>>153370241Sorry but I gave your mom the best time of her life and it counts.
A reminder that Malinin is racist and hates homos and reddit hates him for it
>>153367048it's incredibly overpriced but herehttps://shop2.olympics.com/en/
based reddit
>Short track starts tonightLooks like KINO is on the menu.
>>153367397snowboard slalom is full of hags too, while the cool freestyle shit is full of young people for both ski and snowboard
>>153370285he also supports the war in Ukraine lol i wonder how long the media can cover this up
>>153370290>>>>>>>>>$60 American buckeroosIf the medals are low quality fakes, the plush might be the more expensive prize lmao
>>153370160It was better than that. He said he was only using 50% of his power like he was Freiza.
>>153370353>dresses like a Final Fantasy character>says shit like "I'm only using 50% of my full power"Dude's a literal anime character lmao
>>153370353>*falls*>Judges suck his balls and give him a perfect score anywayDoesn't need to try hard when he gets kissed on the dick regardless of what he does.
>>153370353total zoomer death
>>1533703741. He didn’t “fall”, he landed a quad and then lost his balance somewhat and had to put down a hand. Not the same as wiping out.2. His quad attempt was then awarded 0, it did in fact affect the score.3. Stop crying.
>>153370385Read what actual classifies as a fall.
>>153367590don't worry that place is so expensive that not even its native inhabitants can afford a home, it's such a richfag's paradise (we're talking 18k euros per square meter) that only around 3k people live there year-round while everything else is vacation homes and luxury properties of international companies
>>153370401Oh look it’s an example of what I was saying, thanks anonSo anyway, I’m explaining why the professional judges who aren’t bitter third world anons on 4chan did, you can either accept it or keep crying. (You should stop crying)
>>153370376>draggin ballz>zoomerRetard but unironically
>>153370418>an example of what I was saying, thanks anon>lost his balance somewhat and had to put down a handCompletely lost his balance and used both hands.So nothing like what you said.The rules are pretty clear. >50% of bodyweight supported by something other than the bladesWhich it sure looks like it to me.
>>153370443>Completely lost his balance and used both hands.>So nothing like what you said.Ok so you’re unironically retarded? Look at your pic again, holy fuck. He SOMEWHAT lost his balance and quickly put down ONE HAND. HURR DURR holy fuck
>>153370449>ONE HANDSo you being retarded is just bait?
>>153370469…. Buddy I genuinely feel sorry for you. One hand is touching the ice in your picture. Good luck out there
>>153370469maybe they just don't teach perspective in art school in burgerstein
>>153370475In normal English 'one X' means the limit is one. Not one plus however many else.
>>153370494It’s not perspective. Real retard hoursHope this helps, but it won’t surprise me if it doesn’t
>the ioc guy named dick poundhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Pound
whens short track on? my favourite event just stock car racing on ice
why dont you retards just settle this already looking up different footage. this is getting stale>>153370520thats what they called your mom in college LMAO
>>153370529There’s nothing to settle lol, I said what happened and he absurdly posted a pic that demonstrated exactly that while thinking he was proving me wrong, he can either take the L or be retarded. But this isn’t a debate lol
>>153369017Damn its over
>>1533705261 hour 30m from now
>Spend all the time leading up to the Olympics shitting on Jutta Leerdam>She won gold>She's your country's only gold medallistKek.In saying that, wouldn't be too surprised if she pisses hot.
>>153370569Wouldn't be surprised. She and her bf look distinctly more half-orc nowadays
what event is the "absolute must watch" of the winter olympics?
>>153370595Without a doubt, it's hockey. NHL is on pause for this shit.
>>153370595biathlon
>>153370595curling, any format
>>153370518that's obviously not the shadow of the left handah why the hell am I responding to obvious bait?Fuck you
>>153370595Figure skating
Can we be honest and admit that liking the winter olympics is basically the same as admitting you're racist
>>153370612Oh trust me, it extremely obviously is.
>>153370595female downhill skiing because of the falls, new race in about an hour btw
>>153370618Yes, I like it when the athletes race each other.
>>153370618but I also follow football which is full of blacks and south americans
>>153370595Short track finals.You're right next to your opponent and if they happen to lose their balance you win. Leads to lots of shitfuckery.
>>153370628>female downhill skiing because of the fallsKek
>>153370628>>153370635So its the racewalking of the winter?
>>153370628Women's sprint cross country is on now and pretty good. They can't hide the bunda shots.
>>15337059520k Biathlon in a few hours
>>153370640Biathlon.Lots of drama whenever they get to the shooting station.
>>153370595Skeleton (women)
>>153370641>tune in>instant ass shotsyou weren't kidding
>>153370652Really? I haven't watched this year but in the past I've just seen the shooting stations being routine. What's going on?
>>153370662olympic pressure
>>153370662In the mixed-team competition Sweden got two penalty laps on the first shooting station. It was great.
>>153370640F for the 50k deathmarch.
okay but where are the stream links
>>153370647>>153370647>>153370647
>>153366982>We also understand that some NOCs have offered their services to the impacted athletes from other countries in a true example of the Olympic spirit.FFSTrying to brand basic kindness as the spirit of the Olympics℠™®©fuck off
>>153370695Already a thread for it.>>153363952>>153363952>>153363952
but i mean specifically. like summer olympics everyone HAD to watch usain bolt run, what's the winter equivalent?
>>153370706they dont like anglos looking at their womens bundas
Why is ice dance so fucking tacky this year? ignoring how retarded scoring is for it, it's basically just tik tok memes and dances now.Compare these ones to Sochi.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP1rVMnpkUs
>>153370711nothing
>>153370711There isn't one. Maybe each country has their own athlete they put up on a pedestal, but nothing like Bolt.
>>153370734>>153370735aight just watch whatever entertains me the most then got it
>>153370711it's not like summer olympics has had a usain bolt in a long time either. maybe that swedish high jumper
>>153370745Team races on long and short track speed skating are pretty fun.
>>153370723Gotta go viral anon
>>153370711>everyone HAD to watch usain bolt run>100M finals>Everyone is watching... for BoltYou retarded, anon.
She always seems like she’s going to FUCK the fucking SHIT out of him right there on the icehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M-FW8rTNJ8
>>153370767Well you've got to sell your performance.
>>153370762i get that a lot
>>153370711This year, Ilia Malinin
>>153370767There's no rule that says you can't to thatI dunno maybe there is I haven't checked
>>153370773>Ilia MalininLiterally who.
>>153370779Some Russian competing under the American flag. Their version of Eileen Gu.
>>153370706That thread has been up for days shitting up the catalog for anyone trying to ctrl f ski event threads, we do threads for individual events here during the /sp/ olympic takeover
>>153370796>Some Russian competing under the American flagNever heard of her.
>>153370779Best living figure skater and arguably the GOAT. He skates today, tune in
>>153370809lol
>The best known figureskaters are known for causing/having her knee broken with a wrench
>>153370816? Are you actually going to try to be contrarian about this?
>>153370829arguably doing a lot of heavy lifting there, that's all
>>153370809Not quite up there with Bolt, who filtered into the mainstream and went beyond just running fast.
the most rigged sport for dutch riggers is about to start soon
>>153370834He’s universally expected to be the GOAT by the time this Olympics is over, if you want to autistically rephrase it that way instead. It’s always possible that he collapses, we’ll have to see
>>153370863current day americans and sucking off russian knobname a better duo
>>153370863>It’s always possible that he collapses, we’ll have to see
>>153370877He’s a born and raised American from Virginia
>>153370595Men's figure skating has a good story.>Ilia Malinin>Olympic debut>won gold at every competition he attended since December 2023>currently on a streak of 16 straight gold medals>2 consecutive years world champion (reigning)>4 consecutive years US champion (reigning)>1st and only skater to perform a quadruple axelHe skates later today.
>>153370847What sport? Unless you went 30 minutes early for short track?
>>153370595everything that takes place on iceeverything that is fast
>>153370887he was born a few years his russian parents moved to burgeristan for money, has a russian first name, spoke russian at home, has russian coach>he's le 100% american, trust
>>153370893i did say soon
>olympics held in italy>italy has the most medalsrigged
>>153370898if he skated for pooland you would call him polish
>>153370907>ranking by total medals
>>153370898Also this queer bait loves Ovechkin's cock, who is tied with Putin so yeah. KGB operative can skate though can't deny her that.
>>153370907How does India have 3 billion stinkjeets and zero gold medals so far wtf
>>153370595everything except figure skatingonly housewives and homos watch that shit
>>153370928they even have taller mountains than anyone, they should be dominating the winter olympics
>warner bros still can't stop talking about vonnfucking kill yourselves already holy shitnobody even said a word about the other girl who actually had a major crash and hurt herself more...
>>153370928Doesn't snow there.
>>153370944you forgot about the main demographic: pedophiles
>>153370948or how about the girl that actually won the event
>>153370987they don't want you to look too deep into her to see that she's a doping cheat that was already suspended before
How am I supposed to enjoy this with my /sp/bros if you don't post streaming links
>>153370994>American>DopingShe had diseases that required PEDs, please understand. The doctor signed off on it and gave her an exemption.
>>153371005>>153371005>>153371005short track thread
>>153370994If they were Chinese, we wouldn't hear the end of it. But because they're burgers, we just move on.Also, obligatory FUCK THIS CAPTCHA.
>>153370948>and hurt herself moreafaik she tore an ACL and hurt a thumb, but Vonn had a nasty leg fracture so she's the one that got off worse. Still I'm pissed too at how everyone acts all worried for one woman while not giving a fuck about the other, I tried bringing up how unfair it was that newspapers hardly covered Cardano's accident at all and they all started talking about Vonn lol>>153370994is that why she looks like a man? I thought she was just ugly
Downhill is starting. Is there thread for it or are we just here?
>>153371016>I tried bringing up with my coworkers*
>>153371028this I guess >>153363952
>>153371055so no actual thread for it?fucking gay
I've seen white people, I've seen asian people, but I haven't seen a single black person amongst the fans yet. Snoop doesn't count. He's media
>>153370385He also did it again and didn't stumble.
Gonna watch the short track speed skating, will i cum? Hard mode: i like pp :)
>>153370418imagine slurping the refjews when they actually vote your waylmao
Can someone post that pic of that little girl who was laughing at Vonn's crashout?
I JUSTCAME TO SAYHELLO
Holy SHIT the drama in shot track. Lmao USA inted
>>153370595Anything snowboardingMens ice hockeyCurling finalAlpine skiing
what's the point of "team" events when it's just a point tally of individual performance?
>>153371284There the classic struggle of play-it-safe or go-big. You get this to a greater degree in a team event where others are relying on you to land your tricks. Lots of internal conflict and team conflict regarding routines for these things.
our tv channels have been REALLY pushing hockey to us but nobody really cares about it here
>>153369576>night owl master racewaking up at 4am isn't night owlism
hope they bring out he helicopter todaychoppa choppa choppa choppa choppa
>>153371333You should check it out, mio amico. It's a great sport, very fast, lots of planning and skill and talent, really rewarding goals and execution. It can be hard to see the puck for a new viewer. But it's worth a try.
>>153370947Even if they have mountains maybe all the good slopes are paywalled for rich people, and everything else probably doesn't even have a ski lift, or if it does it's 70 years old and barely held together or they had to shut it down because people were doing dumb unsafe things on it
>>153371388i live in sicily, i haven't seen snow since the 90s
Why do we have to wait for so long to see Canada get mogged by us in Hockey?
>>153371400because they've catered the schedule to your hemisphere
>casually doing a backflipi struggle to get out of my chair
>>153371389yeah I was just shitposting, that said countries like India and China have millions of rich people so they could easily form a few competitive skiers if the sport was culturally relevant there
I feel like mogul would destroy your knees.
eww I don't want to watch m*n doing moguls
when does the olympics get good?
>>153371618When you leave /sp/
Lol Korea
why is this board so dead? why do I keep having to make threads myself?
>>153371669Men's hockey haven't started yet
>>153371669/sp/ has slowed down a lot over the years.
>>153371670I need an active moguls thread, hockey has nothing to do with it
>>153371669all the skiing events are boring and basically the same thing, there is not much to post about
>>153371669Because it's the winter Olympics
>>153371669all the shitposters are in the /calle/ thread
>>153371669It's sad
>>153371711it was the same for paris tho
Who's the favorite for gold in the cross country sprint?
>>153371757a swede
>>153371731What is the point of those threads exactly? they don't seem to be following the ski events as they happen
>>153371669Bots were turned off when it was revealed Epstein created /pol/ and the new captcha killed all human posters.
>>153371774>and the new captcha killed all human posters.Subhuman maybe. You'd have to be retarded to not get past the captcha.
>>153371772calle is a thread made by regular winter sports enjoyers who aren't interested in reading american cuckposters talking about their favorite athletes deserves bbc
>>153371792having to do 3 advanced captchas for a single shitpost makes me stop posting
>>153371813explain this >>153371811
>>153371835sorry my vpn was on
>>153371813sounds like they're scared of a nonexistant boogyman, if such posters existed nothing would stop them from going into that thread
Mikaela Shiffrin is so beautiful.
>>153371817I haven't posted on 4chinz since the stanley cup finals last year but came for the Olympics and this new captcha is dogshit. You saying this isn't normal, having to do 3 challenges?
>>153371867after a couple of them you will just get 1 easy captcha unless they think you're susbut it's still garbage
>>153371867Posting is now only for real ones.
>>153371852
>>153371852I always cum immediately when I see her back
COME ON JESSIE
>>153371867>>153371883I've posted on /sp/ nearly daily since 2011, so this new captcha gets easy pretty quickly for me.
KWAB
Ausbros we lived the moguls... Just
>another GB embarassment
>>153371922Many such cases. In what though?
>>153371932Mogul skiing
are you fuckers really not watching the mixed relay?? this shit peak youre missing out
>>153371867I only have to do 3 when I make threads usually it's 1 or veri not required for just posting
>>153371957got two screens innit
>>153371957I am. I've got the hockey on another screen.
Women hockey is live. My wife is finally there fully dressed but still not playing
>dyke hockeyLolLmao even
>>153371957more relays in more sports need pushes in the butt
>>153372032I want to violently tonguefuck her ass, is that ok with you?
>>153372075That's not okay
What's the straightest sport i can watch?
>crosscheck to the head>2 minutes
>>153372106Biathlon
we finna hit a thread for the slopestyle final?
how can japan even compete? the swedes are all like a foot taller than them
>>153372111babe you already posted this on hoc
>>153372125mind your own business
Time for shortbus sped skating
someone make a thread for the men's ski slopestyle final
>>153372152Tomorrow
>>153372166it's right now
>>153372166It's on right now what do you mean
>>153372152I'm watching it too anon.
kek more crashes in speds
Anyone watching men's freesky slopestyle? The burger Mac fell
>>153372251koreans crying in the stands
>>153371957>this shit peak youre missing outyou shitting urself isn't entertainment
>>153372152>>153372175>>153372243>>153372339>>153372339>>153372339
>American lady in the short track>Crashed in all 3 of her races
Imagine the lockerroom orgy with the Japanese team
>>153372480I'm sure they've made JAV about that scenario
Kino
>>153372365>amerislips
What is everyone watching right now?
>>153372748ski spinning
Swedish domination
S W E E PWEEP
why aren't they as tired as qualifying
>>153372748ski railing sliding and jump spinning
made a deal with norwaythey can have the mens sprint medalswe get the womens
>>153372748killing time till the curling by watching the slopstyle final
We got medals?
>>1533728643 in one race
was that the king of sweden in the crowd?
>>153372864No
>>153372871ye
>>153372871Yes
>>153372871someone get him
Klaebo the goat
the schedueling for this olympics is so shit I don't remember pyeongchang or beijing being this bad
>having time to pick up a flag in the sprint
The awkward truth we all must accept that Klaebo is a bigger doper than Muehlegg ever was.
doping status?
>>153372983have you met an italian before
he just ran up that hill jesus
Asthma fags should get the rope.
>>153373010I think they've made a song about that
Yanks should be banned from the Olympics because of Venezuela, Greenland and CEI or whatever the fuck it's called; Finland got robbed
It's the lack of fatigue (unless if you made him ski 150km maybe) while producing infinitely more power than everybody else, classic combo. Klaebo is the Nadal/Djokovic/Alcaraz of skiing, either literally an alien, or, you know, the more obvious answer.
>>153373045neutral athletes from america
Amerisilvers we are back
anyone else struggling with the final "find the image that is not like the others" captcha?i swear all 3 options show 3 objects that are the same just in a different orientation. i'm guessing every time
Biathlon right now, thread here >>153373022
>>153373118>not requiredcan't relate
>>153373118you might want to take a cognitive test
>>153373118You need to look at which ones are coloured in the right arrangement and find the one that isn't. I made the same mistake initially think it was about orientation
>>153373118the absolute state of anglo brain
>>153373083>you know, the more obvious answer.Better training?
>>153373118anon I...I'm happy because I keep getting those instead of the fucking stars, I can solve those in literally one second, whereas the stars can take 5+>after I say that I get the stars
This looks fun skiing and shooting
>>153373143>colouredyou guys are getting colors?>not required AGAINbuilt different
>>153372032My wife is finally playing!!!
Are you even trying?
>>153373163I'm not required but I was phoneposting yesterday so I had to do it
>>153373208I tried and succeeded to cure my childhood asthma.>>153373216I get the stars and squares challenge on my phone every time. Honestly based way of thinning the phoneposter herd.>computerposting>not required x3rigged but in a good way
>>153370891kind of a shitty rerun of last Olympics though with Yuga Kagiyama getting the silver consolation to the American quad fag despite being a better overall skater. at least Yuga beat Illia in the short program already where you can't squeeze in enough quads to juice your score. women's competition is a better story imo with Kaori Sakomoto taking silver to the russian lolis last time but then won 3 straight WCs until US Alyssa Liu unretired at 19 and won WC last year. They're a toss up for gold and it's Kaori's last season - she did her short program to Bocelli's 'Time to Say Goodbye'
>>153370723the 90s theme for rhythm dance was eye rolling but in the team free dance Chock and Bates matador flamenco Paint it Black was kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT3RKsnLIfE
>>153370948really taking away from the other burger gold winner Breezy Johnson who had a similar crash on this course 4 years ago. great redemption story. topped alpine again in the combined event going on rn too
>that one fingol ass mad in every thread about doping>burgers mad about asthma medsFeels good being #1
>>153372032>>153373190My wife had 100% save percentage this Olympics. Good job even though her team lost
omg it Jake from Statefarm!
Is it just me or is everything really aesthetic? Like the people the colors etc
>>153373549You’re racist
>>153373516>a walking talking bio-ad house negrojfc
biathlon usually has good tension, one of my favorites to watch
One of the women in the slalom stopped because she got confused lol
>>153373516Is NBC really this desperate for money? Right after this bit they cut to 2 minutes of ads lol. NBC fucking blows.
>>153373573women moment
another day where curling threads can't stop talking about foodmost casual couch-lete sport confirmed
>>153373641
>>153373659I mean it requires only slightly more athleticism than darts so it's not surprising
kraut holds on
>Falls 3 times >Causes her team to a chance at a medalWill she be the first Olympic athlete to an hero herself during the Games?
>>153369443whew, false alarm bros
>>153366513People say this shit every year but watch a broadcast from like 2006 and its not all gracious ass shots like they want you to believe
>>153374126Celebrities!
>>153374126Plastic
>>153374086It was never gooner porn like some think or such but they did not cut immediately an shot because there would be ass or something like they do nowadaysofc only for women for men they keep the same as it was always
>>153373549thats the goal
jejej
>>153374363OJOJOJ
I'm so horny
since peacock is run by nbc i assume their stream is the usual "here's the life story of someone you'll never think about again 5 minutes from now instead of the actual sports" bs?
>>153374198only in face
>>153367153Fuark>>153367161Kek
>>153367153The way he looks away and suddenly his fingers are twiddling furiously. Hilarious
Italy won their curling match for bronzeTSUUU
>>153374551Fuckin scotch shitters
Gay luge when?
>nothing livewhat the fuck is this schedule do italians siesta or something
All law enforcement has to do to identify every single pedo is just get the watchlist on figure skating
>literally nothing for an hourFix your shit IOC
>>153373778Only saving grace is that when America had ANOTHER fall in their 5-8th place race it was the other woman.
>>153374623>>153374660sorry they have to put all the events on at the same time because that's just how this works.
what are we watching bros
>>153374363What a retard>for admitting to it 1 week before competition start and worse on national TV later"Maybe she will take me back if I humiliate max myself while crying on national television"Hmm no he just gave her all the leverage in the world
>>153368344Checked. It's surprising that there are any British athletes at all (aside from curling and ice skating), as we don't have the right climate for winter sports. People took the piss out of Eddie the Eagle, but he was competing against people who'd been on skis since they were children.
>>153374730
>>153374743only curling looks interesting from that list
YEEEEEHAWW!!! GIDDY UP LIL DOGGIES
where is the team slalom thread
>>153374751Women luge is fun to watch, and it nice to watch the thick ones jiggle around a bit.
TRANNY BTFO
>>153374809Is that the snowy deathmarch?
>>153373516That’s not Jake from State Farm. That’s a nigger who calls himself Jake from State Farm.
>>153374860That's just 10km + 10km There will be 50km later
>>153374878I hope to see someone shitting himself.
this corner been causing a lot of trouble in speed skating
>>153374893Theres no indians competiting
>>153374895UH OH STINKY
>>153374895>this corner been causing a lot of trouble in speed skating for amerislipsFTFY
>>153374809Looks like the "asthma" kicking in lol
grim
bronze merchants
>>153374932>goldzone>doesn't sort by gold
>>153374896
>winning golds in varied disciplines we don't do that in germany
>>153374932Fucking hell Norway
>>153374363
italy vs germany furpuck getting started
>(womens) usa vs canada hockey is the greatest rivalry in sportswhy are women like this? nobody cares about women hockey
>>153375051>girls but they're wearing more clothing than usualevolving backwards
>>153375105This just isn't it. They should all be naked or at least wearing some type of bikini while skating.
luge starting
>>153366450Baking.
>>153375105Imagine if they beat you to death
lmao @ germoney
Why do so many of these Lugers fuck it up in the first couple seconds
kwab
fast pussi
did she blow her silver medal chance
>fraebouncesoffthewall
ehrm, you guys are still watching the NOlympics in 2026? don't you know they've been DEBUNKED
>>153375230>silverthere's like 2% chance she's getting ANY medal at all
>>153375213>>153375230>ski jumpers and cross country skiers get tracks in the snow to glide through>uhhhhh good luck lugers don't die out there!
>>153375256Can somebody explain the luge rules? I thought it's best out of 4 runs?
>>153375269no, it's all 4 combined
its this big bitch again
>>153375195New>>153375252>>153375252>>153375252
>>153375269All the runs are combined.Everyone does 3 runs, then the slow people are told to GTFO and the fastest people do a fourth and final run.Fastest combined time wins.
God it must suck screwing up in the fucking Oympics
>>153375240>US Olympic soccer playerThat is one huge issue for mental health.
>>153375240>olympian boykoff>boycotts olympicsbravo
>>153374733It's a total power move, he's showing her that he's not at all worried she'll leave him as if he was it would surely affect his performance
>>153374418nice camera work you absolute faggot
