Previous : >>153366450Official Schedulehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/schedulePippi longstocking edition
USA! USA! USA!
*pomf*
>>153375292>Had the sunglasses on when racingThe mascara was pre-smeared for the big reveal.
how do they make luge ice you can't flood the track
>>153375252Dumping some webms.
>>153375292>daddy's not there to finger her bum this timesad!
>>153375332Could do it in layers pretty easily, no?>Spray light layer that immediately freezes>Repeat
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>>153375342
>>153375361Should've offered the judge the girls instead of a $20.
>>153375332Mist that freezes fast
>>153375361
what do we watch tonight
>>153375401Curl mixed doubles gold medal match
>>153375401Curling in 40 minutes.
>>153375398
>>153375405>>153375409the swedes better fucking avenge us.
How is nobody beating Taubitz?
>>153375433Sweden sucks ass that was a free Gold if you didnt spill spaghetti vs the mutts
>>153375446commentators said the ice is slow
>>153375426
>>153375459goddamnit
>>153375465>it's just a circle>with nothing on itdid they forget this was happening? italian blacksmtihs explain!
>>153375464big boobs would not be good in this sport
>>153375487i have big boobs
>>153375464pusy
>>153375446German autism when it comes to sliding. If everyone performs well the gaps are like 2/100 of a second.It'd require the leader to shit the bed badly for anyone else to have a chance.
>>153375401curling because we are going to win gold
>>153375426I really really want a new SSX game.
thats a big bitch
>>153375426I like when the drones follow them at that distance, it feels like video game cameras like SSX or something
>>153375481sadly a lot of modern italian design is about artsy fartsy minimalism that's all style no substance and despite this it doesn't even look that good. Look at the logo they put all over Cortina, completely soulless.Also check Shanghai's Pujiang, a town designed by Italian architects that looks no better than your average commieblock
>>153375556this looks like a syndicalist flag
>>153375556>looks no better than your average commieblockLooks alright to me. Do you really think this is what apartments in eastern europe look like?
It’s too late to learn to snowboard as a 23 year old boomer isnt it?
>>153375585nounless you want to be a pro
>>153374733It's a total power move, he's showing her that he's not at all worried she'll leave him as if he was it would surely affect his performance
>>153375570makes sense, it's based on the 1956 logo but also on the Italian Republic's logo >>153375579that's the best pic of that place I've seen, anyway I was thinking more about China's rows of identical and massive residential buildings that I saw in every city when I was there, and Pujiang is also just a series of grey concrete blocks (also it feels nothing like Italy, which was supposed to be the point of the project)
>>153375556The town is only 70 years old?
>>153375585To learn snowboarding? No. To become a professional and compete in a sport? Yes. It's over unironically.
>>153375655https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1956_Winter_Olympics
>>153375585Learn? No.Do any jumps? Yes. You'll break your leg/arm and that's life destroying at your age.
I really like the new drone shots they're using these Olympics. I just wish they used them more, like a full luge or downhill run with the drone's POV. They're much better than the classic TV angles at showing the actual speed and the track's layout.
>>153375655no 70 years ago it's when it last hosted the winter olympic games (first olympic games in the country in general too)Look up some videos btw, the games were pure kino back then
>>153375686She's hot
The drone footage is fine. I like it. What I hate though is the fag noise drones make >WwwzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzIt's peak globehomo sound. Engineers need to get rid of it, whenever I hear it it makes me want to get my jammer out, shut it down, and go punch the pilot in the face. It's one of the lost unpleasant and offensive sounds on earth to me.
>>153375686how did she get such a strong tan if she spends all day training inside?
FUCK TRUMP. FUCK WHITE AMERICA
>>153375709Shouldn't you be on your way to mowing my lawn, jose?
>>153375680>like a full luge or downhill run with the drone's POVThey're following a programmed flight path. Simple enough when someone starts the run right at the start since they all have roughly the same speed, but would need to be manually controlled as they get farther down (speed gaps would widen between athletes) which would likely lead to a crash sooner or later.
>>153375686I can't see that hood as anything other than dyed neon blue hair.
>>153375707americans are known for being bad washersmaybe her dad works the coal mine
>>153375731I agree that it could potentially be dangerous in luge, but I don't think programmable flight paths is too hard to implement. And for downhill, there's definitely some very skilled drone operators that could make it work.
>>153375361She seems nice
>>153375766>but I don't think programmable flight paths is too hard to implementThey could easily have it follow the course all the way to the bottom. But if an athlete has a big bump and slows down, would the drone catch up and then be flying above them/over take them for the rest of the way down?
>>153375585Karl won gold the other day and he's almost twice your age, you won't go pro starting at 23 but you'll have fun
Am I late for USA taking gold in curling?
>>153375686>>153375742kek
anything live besides curling?
where can I watch for free?
>>153376041figure skating and hockey
>>153375252looks like your average mormon chick in idaho/utah
>>153375252
what other sports would benefit from costumes like figure skating
>>153376156All martial arts
>>153376156Ski jumping.Anything's better than the bullshit suits.
>>153376156golf
How do I watch the figure skating? BBC's just showing curling.
Look at those tabs!
Anyone have a webm of the squirrel that barely avoided death on the slope?
>>153376669
>>153376815holy shit, that's nuts!
>>153376815That's nuts.
>>153376815nigga that's NUTS
>>153376815NIGGA HE'S FUCKING NUTS
>>153376815n u t s
>>153376815Why’d he do it?
>>153376954He's nuts
>>153376954Why did the squirrel cross the Olympic snowboard course is one of the oldest philosophical questions.
Any medaling happing today?
>>153377565Curling doubles in a moment, then mixed teams ski jumping.
Latvia a winter olympic superpower now.
>>153377666Thank you satan.
we lost
>>153377779we are a figure skating nation
Nordoids are terrifying
i just realized we were having olympic games this winter.how has it been so far?
>>153377911Watch your semifinal short track mixed relay, from today's session. Worth it.
>>153377911very good
>>153377984Did bones blast through her skin?
>>153377984>still playing her comeback commercial makes it even better
What a clutch win, gee gee.
>>153376815Squirrelly run
OK, I know it's technically the summer olympics, but I just found out that Miho Nonaka, the literal goddess who's almost too beautiful to look upon and scales mountains in less than a second with her divine Yamato arm strength, is long-term-dating this RANDOM WHITE GUY who looks like Russell Brand and was an amateur climber who she is now TEACHING.I'm not wrong to be annoyed about this, right? What the fuck did he do? Does he have cheat codes? What the fuck???
>>153378004Now that they won, Are they going to…you know…
>>153378032>who she is now TEACHINGSounds like an inappropriate power imbalance.
>>153378032the power of BWC
figure skating is the most important medal anyway
>>153378039Yes, they are going to celebrate.
>>153378032>What the fuck did he do? Does he have cheat codes? What the fuck???just be whiteI know that's very hard for you americans...
>>153378032Who cares
>Canada vs USA Ice Hockey in 10 minutes>Women'sIs this something to care about?
where is she at?
>>153378100You let in 50M Nafir rapefugees because america bombed some sandpeople and now you're about to let in 50M jeets because America raised H1B prices to 6 figures. Are you ready?
>>153378039sweep their rooms in celebration?
Bros it's so comfy watching people win medals for the love of the game. I love the olympics
>>153378088>competitive dancing is the most important winter Olympic "sport".if only Raygun was allowed onto the ice
>using your dead parents to aurafarm pointsBased EVILchad
Would your rather your nation have three golds or thirty bronzes / silver?
>>153378088No judged sport is the most important.
They NEED to bring back speed skiing. Incredibly kino sport.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQsHNba3I7Y
>>153378100>People still think their countries are pure whiteLolLmao even.
USA VS CANADA HOCKEY NOW
>>153378218thrity bronze/silver imo
>>1533782183 golds easily.
>>153378032imagine the hjs
>>153378071>>153378100I cannot believe this. I grew up in Japan and every Japanese GF I ever had saw me more as a pet or arm candy than a serious romantic prospect. And this fucking gorgeous superhuman shacks up with this guy? Nah nah nah something's fucked up.>>153378120I do. Miho Nonaka makes the penis in my heart erect.
>>153378218Only gold matters
>>153378232Is there a separate hockey thread for it or do we have to share it with /hoc/ schizos?
>>153378133in my dreams and in my heart
>>153375433You have been avenged amico
>>153378218At the end of the event? The gold.During the event watching? Probably the lesser medals.This is under the assumption that your country is completely dogshit if you pick the gold. A lot more events to get invested in if you're an also ran.
KEEKNorwegian biathlete Sturla Holm Laegreid confessed on live television to cheating on his girlfriend moments after winning bronze in the Winter Olympics.https://www.bbc.com/sport/articles/ckglnm521kko
>>153378273We used to have one during first days but then there has not been thread.
>>153378232I hope India loses. Fuck this country and fuck Quebec.
>>153378273I'll watch it with you in here anon.
>>153378256>I ever had saw me more as a pet or arm candy than a serious romantic prospect.So why do you think he is any different? If you want to date an Olympian live where they train and then find something about their social life like where they go to church or do something for fun. It's not a hidden secret.I've only met one Olympian in my life and it was a chick who was visiting for high elevation training. I got invited to her church that Sunday. I probably should've talked to her more.
>>153378303well done
>>153378273>/hoc/ schizosI've been meaning to ask thos, but why is that thread filled with so many faggots?Like I swear, most of those faggots care more about some twitter weeb.
>>153378306kek he fucked up bigtimeeven johaug chimed in and basically called him an idiot for doing this in public
>>153378306Boo I thought it was a slip of mind and character. Hes just admitting he did it a while ago.
>>153378343Generals over time attract weirdos and that. It's somewhere consistent for them to congregate.
>>153378368Yeah he had already told her about the affair before, but for some reason wanted everyone else to know.
>>153378368>>153378306Yeah boo I thought he was going to show smooching some trainer or something
>>153378369True. Also, weren't generals made spasificlly to contain those types of fags?
>>153378256Why the fuck would you ever want to date an Olympian? If you just want a fuck that's understandable, but dating seems completely retarded. Your Olympian GF is probably getting fucked by everyone in every position every time you take your eyes off of her.
>torgashevdo the yanks have any figure skaters that aren't of eastern descent
GOAL FOR US
>>153378482Kinda easy goal, goalie should have saved it
Where the fuck is the ski jumping thread?
>>153378521Faggots are probably hiding in their sekrit ski general
>>153378521Bro we are so close to golden medal.
>>153378521Calle is for skiing events>>153373022
This Ontario ad is pissing me off, because I know they're just gonna get jeets to fulfill those jobs.
>>153378407I would hate to be as insecure about having a girlfriend as the dudes here. Jesus christ, maybe being so pathetic is why every gf youve had has cheated on you.
>>153378592Why is this called calle and not /jump/ or /ski/ or something searchable you fucking retards
>>153378612Because they're autistic gatekeeping faggots
Having a pretty gf sounds stressful how do normies deal with the stress?
>>153378612Autism or something I dunno
>>153378606That sounds very nationalistic of you. Do you hate capitalism?
>>153378611You could be charming as fuck and 11 months out of the year she wouldn't think twice about cheating on you, but being around the physical apex of humanity and in a high adrenaline environment, you'd be retarded to think that she wouldn't give into temptation after an event. Especially if it's a mixed team event like short track or something.
>>153378690You are mentally ill
>>153378690this. she would take one look at that Jamaican bobsled team and forget all about you
>>153378690>>153378714you yanks are all seriously troubled
>>153378714saaar pls do the needful
What are we supposed to be watching?
>>153378757canada usa
>>153378757Canada vs USA hockey is on right now.
>>153378757OUR GIRLS
>>153378690this is not normal
>>153378757goldzone watches for me
>>153378771>Women's PreliminaryWhatever, ill still watch it
>>153378757Skating homos
Did the Chinese team get executed? Why are they performing so poorly?
>>153378821China never does well at the winter games
>>153378853Odd, I thought they have tremendously harsh winters in the north like Russia and Scandinavia?
>>153378821they had rare cave bat hot pot for dinner yesterday
>Our women hockey team is going to get eliminated to the yanksFuck. That was our only chance at a gold medal this year.
>>153378821Did Beijing winter games mind wiped all you retards? China has always been shit at winter games
Imagine not having at least one gold medal? Couldn't be me.
>>153378902Low population (and development) in the cold regions. Everyone lives and makes money in the east.
>>153378902Its not just having cold weather, a lot of these sports have historically just been european cultural tradition. China has only started pumping money into these programs in the last couple decades.
>>153378925Haha yeah
Leafsisters...
member when China put their big air jump in a literal industrial wasteland lol
>>153378821The Chinese team is just Eileen Gu and friends; Xi lets random rich Chinese people compete in the winter games if they want with the assumption that they'll eventually become a Japan-level white-sports-enthusiast country and pull a respectable 3rd or 4th in the medal count.>>153378902They do, winter sports are just an incredibly bourgeois activity and so China really is only interested if there's enormous cultural prestige to doing well at them.>>153378032As someone with a massive lady crush on Miho Nonaka this is absolutely devastating news and I will now ugly cry on the couch about it; thank you anon.
>>153378925Imagine having even one medal.
>>153378690based incel
>>153378965Unironically this was fun. It felt like those old video games where every national course was a cartoon-level stereotype to keep things fun. There should be more cultural kitsch at these things.
>>153378996Not an incel, just a naive anon turned cyncial after a bad divorce
>>153378991We are brothers
>>153378965
>american figure skater>born early 2000s>parents from former ussr >parents former figure skatersWhy is this so common? Did they all just flee from Russia in the 90s?
>>153378690I feel like fucking an olympian might be one of the few cases where cheating is basically an accepted given. Like, you're dating literally one of the 200 hottest people ON EARTH. They're gonna have expectations beyond what mere mortals can provide.And, like, she's fucking the literal peak of humanity, not some random ugly bastard. I feel like I'd have to be kinda understanding of that. Like, unless I was an Olympian too, but then we'd probably both be fucking outside the relationship.
>>153378793whys he lool like barry keoghan
>>153378940They also expect immediate results but don’t understand that you can’t just hire a norwegians to train your cross country skiiers and not realise you are competing against people who’s done this for generations and think you’ll inmediately win, you have to build up an entire system and perhaps 30+ years ahead you’ll produce someone that can kinda compete IF YOU STICK WITH IT. They think everything is like their niched summer olympics ”sports”
>>153379081They didn't have blue jeans and we did, simple as.
>>153379081>american education
>>153379081Yes. Russia SUCKED in the '90s.
>>153376035
>>153379107There were reports that after hiring Finnish coaches for their ski jumping team, the Chinese officials were unhappy with the intensity of their excercises.So they ordered an obligatory increase in gym time.In a technical sport, which rewards lower body mass.Yeah.
>>153379081The collapse of the USSR was not all sunshine and rainbows
>>153379081Generally for a better quality of life, not all the former Ussr countries have the best training facilities.
>>153379105Ancient Greeks (who invented this whole thing) literally considered their Olympians demigods. And if there's one thing that's well known about Greek paganism, it's that their gods are almost all chronically horny cheaters.What I'm saying is that Olympians taking a break from relationship vows to fuck like rabbits is theologically well founded.
bunda level is too low at the winter olympics, impossible to goon to.
>>153379127pulling the flag out for bronze is bad form
>>153379193winter olympics are not for gooning they're for slowly falling in love with waifu
>>153379207The podium is for winners. Let it slide.
>>153379193you're a real sick freak, you know
Which girl had the best smile or face so far?j
>>153379193Lmao what a fag
>>153379207There's a custom in Shinto to have everyone who helped you sign a Japanese flag which is presented to you as you do the thing, so it's understandable here; she's not doing the Western thing of draping yourself in the flag to show victory.
>>153379193Hold until women's short track
>slept through jiggleslidewas it good?
>>153379281We took bronze
>>153379268Holy shit that's amazing lmfao
>>153379254This question was answered during the opening ceremony.
>>153379291appreciate it but that's not the question
>>153379268BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>153375481something something reference to the encounter and linking between the city and the forest and the athletes and their supporters embracing each other
>>153379105>you have to be okay with cuckholdry if your woman is super hotThis is why civilization is collapsing desu
>>153377037CIA attack squirrel
Olympicstreams's figure skating stream went down an hour ago and is still down. Any alternative links to watch the event?
>>153379385streamed.pk
>>153379353If you, as a non-Olympian, are dating an Olympian, the only thing you should ever be saying is "what good deed did I fucking do"
>>153379001>no sakura petals horse dancing in tokyosad
>>153379393>nbc sourceit's never been more over
>>153379393I kneel to you. I just wish NBC wasn't so cucked when it came to coverage. The Canucks have been showing nothing but the event and venue. We skip over to commercials and commentators unless an American athlete is on camera and miss like half the event
>>153379254Momo Suzuki
>>153379193It cannot compete against the Summer Olympics due to the fact its held in fucking winter
>3-0>US has triple the shots of CanadaI was expecting a closer game
>>153379420Literally no reason you would believe me, but I was on the committee that put together the Tokyo 2020 games. We were going to have an unreal opening ceremony with hundreds of Japanese cultural properties, holograms, cherry blossoms projected onto the literal moon, an AE86 drifting in the arena, etc, and the torch was gonna be lit by a Fukushima orphan, Ichiro Suzuki, Hideki Matsui and a hologram of Hatsune Miku. There were gonna be 200 fucking taiko drummers going nuts and almost every anime and game character you heard of represented in some way. It was quite literally gonna be the best ceremony in history.It was going to be absolutely incredible. The IOC shitcanned it 3 days before thanks to unironic literal Israeli sabotage (I was there, and I saw it happen) and threw together a replacement ceremony within 3 days that culminated in that same Fukushima orphan getting the torch snatched from him by Naomi Osaka.I couldn't believe my eyes. It was fucking disgusting. I'm still furious about it.
>>153379405Thats a whole lot of words just to say youre a cuck
>>153379626Canadian universities are jeet passport dispensers now so all the talented young female athletes fuck off from Canada to American universities for D1 scholarships.
This is the second black I've seen on ice
>Olympian Sturla Holm Laegreid admits to cheating on girlfriend after medal winhttps://news.sky.com/story/olympian-sturla-holm-laegreid-admits-to-cheating-on-girlfriend-after-medal-win-13505853What the fuck did that have to do with the price of fish?
>>153379739That's because ice is usually on them
>>153379648>cherry blossoms projected onto the literal moonis that possible?
>>153379774Hitachi proposed it; you'd need like a bajillion watts to have it visible to all of Earth at once but with a large scale power array for a very short time and focused lasers you'd be able to have it visible to one very small part of the Earth. At least according to them. Not that we'll ever know now.
>>153379701That sucks. Is this something you guys can recover from? I fucking hated visiting Calgary to Banff and seeing basically all jeets. What the fuck.
>>153379879>Is this something you guys can recover from?No. The people here voted for this, btw.
Sad.
>>153379898That's grim.
>4-0
>>153379701You guys have to survive this, man. I don't want loose our friends to the north.>>153379879They can, but they'll need to basically suspend politics as normal to do it.To keep things sports-related, I was in Calgary recently for curling and an Indian tried to steal my fucking broom. A BROOM! Who the fuck tries to steal a BROOM!?
>>153379962>an Indian tried to steal my fucking broomThose are kinda rare over there, desu.
>>153379081Americans are so fucking retarded
>>153379490yeah, summer olympics is about asses, but winter olympics is about sports
i love asses and i love sports
I completely forgot that Finland and Switzerland were also playing hockey today
>>153379353>This is why civilization is collapsing desuThe classic cry that every bitch ass nigga in every old civilization did
>>153378032Big white penis and scores good drugs.
Norwich late playoff run
>>153380599You're telling me this goddess can't score better BWC than this?
>>153380626Jesus christ shut the fuck up
>>153380648You deny a man rage at losing his olympic wife?
>>153379999Keked and checked.
>>153379193yeah...>>153379268that was like in 2005 or so
Canada got fucking destroyed
>>153381099>cannotda
>>153375556>sadly a lot of modern italian designyeah, i like the 50-60s italian minimalism and the weird disco culture in 70s-80s... then it seems to have fallen off after that, like most places
>>153375556>old thing GOOD >new thing BADyou have never had an original thought in your entire life.
>>153379648All I wanted was Perfume in the OC or CC, sad!
>>153379648AE86? I know that bike from Akira was planned not this shit you made up
>>153381403God, it was gonna be so awesome.
canada got raped how bad is reddit seething
>>153381505The Akira bike was planned to bring in the Olympic torch. There was gonna be a drift from the AE86 around the running track, among some other vehicles.Literally SO MUCH money was spent on this. The props and stuff ended up being sadly distributed to tourist places around the country without much fanfare. You could go see the Gundam in Odaiba for a while.
>>153378407Chloe Kim had her heart broken by her first bf (white) and I believe she's now dating a negro ball player (football) she has been damaged
>>153381634Wow, that's even worse than the Miho Nonaka news; thanks, anon.Fuck that white bf; what kind of asshole breaks the heart of an Olympian?
>>153381695>crunchy roll anime awardsthis somehow makes it even worse
Swedebros, I kneel.
Well that's the last event, I'll see you fucks in 10 hours
>>153381634
Anyone recording these btw? I really wanna see the full short track speed skating.
Now that's todays over what were the most notable moments? I only got to the see curling final, figure skating, and a bit of wahmens hockey. Not sure what else I missed
>>153382135>watching that rigged semen slurping "sport" with a premeditated winnerReally fag? You actually watched men's figure skating? Retard lmao. Anyway watching Canada get shut out was pure kino. Short track team mixed relay was PEAK.
>>153382167Shut the fuck up and kneel before the quad god you peasant I've been missing the speed skaters though rip
MEN'S CURLING STARTS TOMORROW 7PM CETpls look up the rules before joining us, I am tired of explaining the very simple scoring system but the threads are great
>>153382206I'm so annoyed that US TV isn't airing the bagpipes this year.
>>153382206Today was my first time watching an actual curling game, I always thought it was just people aiming to get into the center of the target but now I see it's actual battle where you can push each other out and even sweep infront of your opponents stone to make it go too far
>>153382194*unzips cock*Get to work homo I know you're asking for it.Don't miss the short track finals homobro. You missed our American hag trip not once, twice, but a THIRD time kek. Cost us though
>>153381695>what kind of asshole breaks the heart of an Olympian?This one
>>153382206>MEN'S CURLINGstop pretending the curlfus isn't the only reason why we watched
Why don't USA and Canada help Mexico become a Winter Olympic powerhouse?
>>153382206if you explain it to me now, i won't have to ask tomorrow :3
>>153382328What do we gain from that
>>153382206I won't be watching because Bruce is a fucking retard and I hope he slips on the ice breaks his neck and becomes a quadriplegic.
>>153375252Kriznar a cute blockhead
What games do you think he plays, espee?
>>153382364gacha
>the italian lead in the team relay - short track turning around to give a fuck you to everyone behind himokay lmaounnecessary but that was pretty goated
>>153382394we had to do it to them.
>>153382364Minecraft and Crusader Kings III
>>153382364I bet he plays nerd games like War of Warcraft judging by his routines and outfits
>>153382440>Crusader Kings IIIchecks out
>>153382364MARVEL RIVALS
Do you think Canada gave that game away to give USA false hope and then crush them in the gold medal game?
>>153382476no i think canadian women's hockey just hasn't kept pace with the developments in ncaa and this is the result
>>153377984"It hurt"
>>153382340we had quite an assortment of them 4 years ago
>>153382364Mount and blade warband
did the Leaf women get beat 5-0...asking for a friend
when is the mixed team sex event and who wins?
>>153382364Bloodborne is his favourite game apparently
>>153382928that hateful little twink has good tastei bet he posts on /trash/
when did we get raided from reddit? the shilling for the homo in a homo sport by her homo fans is reaching critical levels...
>>153375252>/oly/>Winter Olympics General>isn't referred to as /wog/anon I am disappoint
Now that the dust has settled, why did he wear this shit?
any brutal accidents whilst i was asleep?
>>153383051not that i know of. watching our team fumble the short track was funny as hell tho
>>153382978/sp/ has always been gay, tourist. You ever seen /hoc/?
>>153383051the us/canada women's hockey game was gut-wrenching
>>153383051I sharted
the asses on these speedskaters are unreal
>>153383131make this loser >>153383148 wash your underwear
>watching womens cross country ski sprint>the american didnt even bother by the half way markholy fuck those SWEDES were just raping god damn lmao
Is it wrong if I think ski jumping looks gay. Probably a lot of fun to do but watching them go through the air looking like a bat doesn't do it for me, big air snowboarding was badass
>>153382287I hate him.Behead those who insult Chloe.
Wholesome https://www.chosun.com/english/sports-en/2026/02/11/3FNARQFD4BCANO4VXJL65R2XDE/
>>153375252I finally saw something Superhuman at these Olympics from Norway's Johannes Hoesflot Klaebo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO7uPfV-oEI genuinely sickest sports play for a minute.
>>153383254Oh for fucks sake sorryIts at 2:35 with the skiing up the hill like 10mph faster than our silver medalist
>>153383266Thought the same when I wayched. Beast move up that hill.
>>153383148
I feel like curling to be taken more seriously needs to dump the sweeping aspect. Just spin that shit, or better yet add bumpers to the sides of the ice
>>153383555Cope retard. SWEDEN, yes
does the jesse diggins webm still exist?
Holy shit this Italian curler is a cutie
there's a time and a place for everythingand this wasn't it
>>153383852>admits he's a bi athlete as wellYeah what was he thinking Reading the article though it sounds like maybe his girlfriend/ex isn't talking to him and this is his way of communicating, what a simp though imagine how dumb this will look if they don't get back together. But if they do.. nice
I’m horny
>>153376815PEAPOD NO
>>153383930I love how they all look exactly like what the platonic ideal of zoom zooms looks like. Like, if you asked AI to generate three of them, you'd get them.Genuinely, it's nice to see athletes who look like their country.
>>153383852Imagine finding out bar cheated on you on a worldwide best-of-the-best competition
I'll leave you guys with the tanooki suit and meth addict. This is my ice waifu.
>>153383930Thinking about this again.
I love Kok
when do the good events start? curling and skiing is boring
>>153384310Same. I need some short track speed skating fuckery, or men's hockey
>>153384310halfpipe and board cross tomorrow
>>153384334There was short track today
>>153384308I love you
Cannot wait for skeleton
>>153384267>boomers are still with us is supposed to be positive
Skeletonbros, is it as good as you fuys hype it up to be?>>153384419I know, meant to say I need more shit like it.
>>153384518i need something now
>>153384515>boomers die>entire US now 30% whitewe have such sights to show youIn a more /sp/ vein, Olympic Games will no longer even be in cities soon. The 2030 games will be in "French Alps". The 2034 in "Utah". The IOC has already had to abandon the competitive bidding process because no one has any desire to host anymore and have talked about in the future just funding the games at existing facilities themselves with no host country. It's possible that by 2040 or 2050 we won't have recognizable Olympic Games at all anymore.
>>153384267I am so grateful I work on nuclear weapons. I hope we get to use them in my lifetime. The future will only get gayer and be stupider.
>>153382978Bro it's the Olympics. Do you even know Greek history?
>>153384564Well, if they do exist, they'll look very, very different.The IOC has said that they're planning on making more of the events one-offs, which sounds innocuous until you realize WHY they're doing it.As demographic trends truly hit by a freight train, you'll see two trends totally reshape the games. Traditional medal powerhouses will quite simply disappear as countries like Korea literally run out of young people to field as athletes and the institutional culture of training/sportsmanship suddenly dies off with aged coaches. So entire fixtures of the Olympic landscape will disappear.The countries that remain or grow (Nigeria, Pakistan, India, etc.) have no terrible interest in the Olympic Games as they currently exist. Expect norms of sportsmanship to totally disappear. We've already seen this with the motto being changed from "Faster, Higher, Stronger" to "TOGETHER" and with athletes refusing to shake hands, doping up, mocking each others' anthems, etc.And lastly, these new countries just have very different ideas of what's good entertainment to watch. The marathon will shrink, the sprint will grow. Events like dressage will go away. You'll see things like breakdancing or maybe even rapping.It's possible that, if it does end up being held, the games of the 2080 Olympiad in Eurasian Steppe will be entirely unrecognizable as anything resembling the Olympics now. And that makes me sad.
We deserve so much better than being serenaded by Snoop Dog in the fucking Winter Olympics. We can't get away from this.
Does anyone have the video of that Norwegian guy literally running a 6 minute mile up a hill in cross country skis? Probably the most impressive feat of athleticism I've ever seen.
>>153384632all that with asthma to boot, what a hero
>>153384622The Olympics were a 20th century invention of ideology and tool of statecraft. The 20th century is over and the Olympics will go down with it.
>>153384622There's a scene like this that always got me at the very beginning of Interstellar, where you're vaguely aware the Earth is dying but haven't seen the extent of it yet. The main character goes to some shitty local baseball game with like 200 people watching in a small ballpark in the middle of a cornfield and as a player misses a catch, the camera pans to a ratty looking banner that says "206TH WORLD SERIES".It left such a deep impression on me. There isn't even a passing to mourn, just a slow death no one can even appreciate.
>>153384596Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
>>153384630Retard just watch Canadian streams instead. Why watch the nig anyway not like he knows jack about shit.
>>153384632>>153383254This guy linked the vidya, I don't know if somebody has a webm though
Watching replay of luge, the margin of error is fucked up
>>153384632>>153384656>>153384685Here's a link: https://x.com/NBCOlympics/status/2021285243680854130Working on a webm now.
>>153384660I have a kind of mad hope that it'll somehow survive, that there's a world ahead of us that wants to do it.
>>153384267>distinct global cultures and languages still existThis one makes me really sad. I feel like the entire world I grew up in is being rapidly sunsetted and the replacement world they've built for us is sadder, uglier and meaner.
>>153384632
Are the games starting up again over there or are they still sleeping?
>>153384672kinda what I'm getting at retard
I used to think these guys were fags for using the Olympics as a podium for making their political statement, but I thought about it for a minute and the Olympic committee decides to ban countries for political reasons which are seemingly arbitrary. So yes they were still fags, but the Olympics are pozzed and deserve no respect. If I was the best athlete in the world at something I wouldn't even show up to this event, they don't have enough integrity to be considered a legitimate competition.
>>153384694>>153384738based
>>153384803They were fags. The problem is that the IOC is an objectively evil organization that uses the games to bully countries (this is another reason for >>153384564's comment about no one wanting to host the damn things anymore) but two wrongs don't make a right. Undermining national solidarity at the games was bad when they did it to their competing nation and it's bad when the IOC does it to the host nation.
>>153384803They are fags and need to keep their shit to themselvesEven if the olympics itself banns countries over political reasons We just want to watch the sports, we get enough of the brainlet political babble in our regular professional sports these days
>>153384803>>153384822>>153384826Shut up retard.
Several years ago I saw a video on /sp/ where some dude was downhill skiing and his ski got caught in some fence and it ripped his body nearly in half, right up through his nutsack. On the video, he rose up and watched as his entrails were spilled out onto the contrasting white snow. It was perhaps the worst thing I've ever watched, and I've seen several cartel vids, but I can't help but feel queasy when I watch these ppl going downhill.
>153384803>153384822>153384822Asked status:() Did(x) Didn't Care status:() Do(X) Don't
>>153384972>>153384920
>>153384923Post it you pussy
>>153384985I never saved that video. It was horrifying man. It was some young Yuro white guy downhill skier and his intestines legit spilled out on the snow. Shouldn't be hard to find, if you're into that.
>>153384920Shut up wop
>summer incel olympics>w-we can run 100 meters really fast!!>winter chad olympics>we ski 20,000 meters in the freezing cold while in full gear carrying a gun
Anyway, what are/we/ watching today
>>153385008Wrong country you retard
Are we ready to discuss why India is cleaning up at the tard Olympics but hilariously bad at the regular Olympics? Are they sending their normies there as tards?
>>153384822>The problem is that the IOC is an objectively evil organization that uses the games to bully countriesthis
Redpill me on Skeleton
>>153385073They have the deepest talent pool for that specialty obviously
>>153385092jiggly girls go fast down ice hill
>>153384259You have impeccable tease good sir
where is jessie
>>153375398TEAM ROCKET BLASTING OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHhhhhtttt
waiting for doping and cheating scandals
>>153375686I guess Samuel L Jackson didnt want to come back for a third Incredibles?
>>153378080Did she poop?
>>153385190in the ditch after she wiped herself out
Call me a boomer, but vocal/modern music in figure skating is not aesthetic.
Team USA figure skater, Isabeau Levito.
>>153379490Italy fucking mogs everyone!
>>153385342You don't fool me, that's Will from Stranger Things.
>>153385342my baby
>>153383852Do Europeans really?
>>153385225Most days
another day with a 2 hour gap in the schedule and then all the events overlap again
>>153385546why do they do this to me
>>153385546Do you have a different schedule? The only gap is about 30 minutes. The whole day is filled up.
>>153382364modded diablo 2no wait, that's me
>>153385579theres a gap between the end of moguls and start of luge
>>153378032That guy is not an amateur he's a pro climber.
today is fucking packed>men's curlingi have no hope for this. mixed doubles was our only shot>men's hocketi'm surprised we even have a team
>>153385589There is a 30 minute gap between the end of the moguls and the start of men's ice hockey. That's the only gap in the day
>>153385616you autoqualify for every event. you're ranked 20th in the world for hockey though
>>153376815She almost sliced it in half
>BRRAAAAAAAAAPPP
Isabeau Levito
>>153385646cute!
OLYMPIC HOCKEY WITH NHL PLAYERS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 12 YEARS TODAYalso RIP Johnny Hockey, robbed by COVID/NHL owner bullshit of being able to play in the Olympics, surely would be on the team right now
>>153385709why does nhl as an org always seem so insecure about the olympics in a way that other sports orgs aren't. you never hear the nba complain when its time to send lebron to the olympics
>>153385004>>153384985>Shouldn't be hard to findtrue I found it immediately, Gernot Reinstadler's accident in 1991, I had already seen it but forgot about it. Anyway that was such an unfortunate accident, you are more likely do have a gruesome death while walking down some stairs I'd say
Good morning. What are you excited about today?
>>153385769hello . perhap skeleton ? maybe other too
>>153385719contract insurance for injured players and having to pause their multi-billion dollar business for almost three weeks
I want to kiss Alysa Liu
>>>/gif/30250216will we get orgasm cam again
>>153385769hockey
>>153385858You'll get herpes thobeit
>>153385769Biathlon
We're gonna have fun. Let's have a good time, bros :)
>>153385342>>153385405whomst???i would never guessnot as if she's posted in every god damned thread
>>153385190>8 years agoWhat the FUCK
>>153385719Why do you think the various cricket boards have been reluctant to sanction the game as an Olympic sport?
>men in tight spandex>not a single cock bulgenot sure if the orgy stories are true if they're all cocklets
i just KNOW a dozen of anons have stood up and tried to do the standing biathlon shooting pose to look cool
>>153386105I like the womens little tummys sticking out when they do it
We're watching Ski jumping now
jiggle slide training is starting
negger?
>>153386059Be nice. It's cold outside.
>>153385719Winter olympics happen mid NHL season, Summer Olympics happen during the NBA offseason. It's mostly about losing money/viewership
Do brainrotted incels legit tune in to women's sports to watch titanic and asses jiggle? Lmao pathetic
>>153386210i just like to see doro shoot though? she's very good at it.
>>153386210this doesn't make sense when incels hate women
watching this Nordic combined jump thing - how is this a competition of skill? seems more like who has the more expensive skis
>>153385646She's very cute but I'm already married to Alysa Liu
Why are the Swiss invading the BBC coverage? Also, sex with milf Chemmy.
>>153386227you can hate women and still enjoy tna anon
>>153386254alright what's the problem with enjoying tna then
>>153384221She already knew. He told her a week ago and she dumped him, and didn't talk to him after. This was his Hail Mary attempt at getting her back or at least to get her to talk to him. Then today VG (our biggest newspaper) got a hold of her for a comment and she basically said that him doing it on tv for the whole world to see really sucked for her, and that it wasn't something she could forgive anyways, and she had communicated that to him.But hey, at least he got her to talk to him.
>>153386120my bulge sticks out when i do it
>>153386258crazy how even olympic champions still can't escape being simps
>>153386210yes, it's the only reason we watch most of this crap
>>153386257nothing? more of a bulge n ass gal (male ((female))
can a brother get a luge stream?
>>153386268Not only that, this guy has basically had a reptutation for being someone women here simp for. Smart, handsome pro athlete, who's "different" and and artsy, plays the guitar and shit.And yet, a simp.
>>153386292>>153386292>>153386292women's snowboard halfpipe quali
women's half pipe? do they know I'm right here willing to give them whole pipe
jiggly skeleton asses
>>153386294sounds like he was built to mating press me
TOTAL NORDIC DOMINATION OTHER COUNTRIES, ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?
>>153386319Well, he's available I guess, so give it a shot dude.Not that being unavailable seems to bother him much anyways.
>>153386349>>153386283Doing the Lord's work, keep it up
>just enough coom shots to keep you interested but not enough to fap todiabolical
why dont asians cross country or downhill ski?
>>153386258He was just wanting to get the all clear to fuck the entire Swedish women's team back at the Olympic village.Now he knows it's 100% over it's going to be non-stop orgies.
WHERE ARE THE LUGE STREAMS
>>153386468Not lanky/heavy enough for those.
>>153386375sadalways liked u retarded finns
>>153386484They have not been streaming some of the trainings.
>>153386375
>>153386468No legs.
A South African in the skiing... wtf
>>153386484luge isn't even on?
>bbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzztztztztztztztztzzz
>>153386527perfect webm
>>153386375USA should be in second place on that list.
where's the mogul thread?
wait so is the moguls event just going down a hill with a few bumps
>>153386643with some tricks off a couple ramps
>>153386643Yes. Need to keep your legs together all the while going fast. Guaranteed knee destruction.
i have 4 12mg nico pouches inwaiting for some excitement to hit
>>153386643
>>153386658>Guaranteed knee destruction.yeah...this is the one ski event that always seemed really stupid
Drone goes BZZZZZZZZT
>>153386716It's to prepare you for when we implement drones society wide.
>>153386716reminds me when i forget to take out the trash for a month
>>153386478After that display, I think he dried up all the pussy in winter sports for good.
Serious question but why do luge/skeleton women athletes have such huge asses?
how the fuck do they judge the moguls, pretty much all the runs seem identical (except for the one time it looked impressive, where it got scored a 60)
men's super g is about to start
>>153386760Constant sprinting, need to generate that power and speed at the start.
>>153386760They get more attention.
>>153386760more mass makes you slide faster
>>153386760Lots of squats in the gym. Need explosive launches to since that decides the speed for the rest of your run.>>153386764There's coloured patches on their pants. They need to keep those together (technique), then their trick off the jumps are given points and finally the run time.
SuperG thread>>153386696>>153386696>>153386696
>>153386760and the camera angle sucks now
wtf is super G? what's G? what's super about it? it look just like the other downhill they did couple days ago
>>153386813They're real Gs.
>>153386803There's always cross-country. >>153370664
>>153386813Downhill + Slalom.So basically downhill with closer placed flags/poles to go around.
>>153386813>>153386818real compton city gs
>>153386824yeah, i gotta sleep tho... this schedule ain't great for me
>>153386790ah gotcha, thank you!
>>153375426damn, did that guy win?
go jaelin!
The Super-G is easily the top 3 events at the winter Olympics.
>>153386760I want to get to see those big jiggling asses in women skeleton but that event will happen in Friday and i need to spend that day with my girlfriend. Sad stuff
>>153386872Wish they'd show how many competitors are left to run.
>>15338690542 skiers total
>>153375252Baking.
Von Allmen is on a heater.
>>153386905>>153386912Also the total number on racers doesn't mean that much as all racers with higher numbers won't have a realistic medal chance. Today, I'd say the race is in fact over after bib 29 Kyle Negomir.
>>153375252New>>153386930>>153386930>>153386930
>>153383930>fuck alysa>kill amber>marry isabeauby fuck alysa i mean go to my chem shows with alysa while isabeau stays at home reading her books
>>153384738What's everybody's favorite asthma prescription? For me it's albuterol.
>>153385616>men's hockeywhat's the most you ever lost on a coin toss
>>153387144GRIM
>>153386527does she know about afla?
