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>Tue 10.02.
13.30 Biathlon - M 20km Individual
14.00 Alpine Skiing - W Team Combined Slalom
18.45 Ski Jumping - Mixed Team

>Wed 11.02.
10.00 Nordic Combined - M HS104
11.30 Alpine Skiing - M Super G
13.45 Nordic Combined - M 10km
14.15 Biathlon - W 15km Individual

Previous thread: >>153363952
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klaebo? wins? lol?
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I love biathlon so much you wouldn't believe it
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So, why the thread's called /calle/?
Enlighten this /sp/ newfag
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>>153373041
what happens here?
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Germanybros I'm sick, winning a medal today would make me feel a little better
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Cam on Birk, win us another gold
We're starving over here
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>>153373041
Gandler a qt
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>>153373046
as usual, mental illness
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Thanks tv4jews for buying biathlon so i can’t watch it.
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I wish Bolsjunov had been there to get blown the fuck out by Kläbo
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>french shooting
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>>153373048
I believe in Taubitz
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1. Botn
2. Perrot
3. Sturla

>giacoomer
He is not the shootingest

>germanybros
12. Strelol

>schommerbros
medal possible but don't wanna jinx.
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>frog shooting
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>>153373048
Luge later so you should be good :3
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>>153373047
BWC Bukakke Elvator Shenanigans
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>F-Claude shooting
The man's like a pendulum.
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>>153373041
would've been better if they were black
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I'm kinda curious to see how Vlhova is skiing now
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>>153373062
Aim-Botn got patched
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1. Sturla
2. Perrot
3. Giacomel
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>>153373062
Strelol isn't even starting
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>>153373073
It was fork!
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Sondre following in his older sister's footsteps by having the slowest ski time
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Loudawg
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afla
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>>153373080
Your top 3 that you want to see blacked?
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>>153373081
then Nawrat 16th for best germanybro
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>DEN S. Slettemark
This is so confusing. I spent way too long to find him in the datacenter to see how he shot
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>>153373096
Yes
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my girl petra vlhova is finally back
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>>153373094
Lost 30 secs to 40 year old Fak on the first lap
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PSA: TINA MAZE'S THIGHS ARE EVEN BIGGER NOW

I REPEAT

TINA'S THIGHS ARE EVEN BIGGER NOW
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ZOBELIX
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>1 UKR
someone's going back to the front
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The GOAT Zobel delivers
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too many southern europeans in biathlon, i lose interest
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>Horn
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>horn
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>Horn
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No wonder the army didn't want Pidruchnyi
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How many for Sebastian, Son of Samuel, today?
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>>153373121
>t. Samuelson
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Eurosport said they last five Olympic Champions in the Individual didn't shoot clean.
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>>153373148
The Olympic Individual is always a chokefest
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>>153373121
Haha, yeah, fuck those shitalians, amirite?
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Another gold for Birk
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What the hell was Langer faffing about, they said on Yle that the wind is picking up from the zeroing time but that looked like plain nerves.
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Reeeee nrkplay blocks vpn, where can i watch this?
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>>153373134
he actually spent four months at the front back in '22
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>>153373046
Calle ocho, dale
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What happens if you ski the penalty lap in individual? Do you get punished for being retarded?
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>Hornliu
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>>153373166
yeah yeah yeah show us the postgame showers already
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Ive seen enough, its >perrotwinslol
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>>153373158
not a sport
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>>153373166
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>>153373136
kek
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Erik Perrøt
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>>153373175
You get shot by the jannies for trespassing
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qrd me on shuffle shoot
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>>153373182
Makula didn't die for this
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>>153373170
CBC with canuck vpn
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When the distance is between 100m and 100km, Klaebo is the best skier in the world, totally how it should work.

The people that find this believable deserve nothing but the worst.
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>>153373166
this goes in the collection
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>>153373175
I think you just have to eat the time you spent going round the lap, I don't believe they'd punish a skier for a Weng.
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>>153373184
Rip shower assistant
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>>153373175
isn‘t it closed? you‘d have to be a special kind of retard to do that
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<3 Petra my beloved
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wtf silver swede sprinter should've won gold over the actual winner based on looks alone
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Biathlon is so boring to watch
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>vlhova
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>>153373206
Filtered
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Does anyone know when Sniffers starts? I want to switch real quick from Biathlon when it happens.
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>>153373206
Thought they'd all be going at once. Boring.
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;(
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>>153373197
Remind me how many times Klæbo won Vasaloppet
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>>153373184
Imagine them getting blacked...
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>vhlwhorea
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Big girl DNF
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>>153373193
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Vetle died for this
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At least she didn't fall
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Swedish supremacy
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>tfw you don't have to just hit the black circle, but the black circle within the black circle, otherwise it's a fault
Wtf
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calle failed. the blacked trannies found us
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I want Kwabelin to win
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>>153373060
>>153373064
I know nothing about luge, but if Germany can win a medal today then I will watch
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>time penalty
boring. i like it more when they have to reload fast in the relay
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>Zobelix
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>>153373229
Smaller circle when prone, bigger when standing
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>>153373229
git gud
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Frogs fast
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>>153373229
please...
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>>153373213
Mass start is on February 20th/21th
>>153373229
Only for standing shooting
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OLLI
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the American biathlon commentator needs to enunciate, god damn. I guess he has a lisp or something, must be no one else in the country that is qualified
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>>153373183
Idk, slopestyle looks really hard and spectacular
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>>153373229
The small circle you have to hit in the prone is about the diameter of the tube of a toilet paper roll, the big circle in the standing is the size of a full TP roll, at 50 metres.
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Bonsi and Son Of Sam elite today
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I spit on Norge.
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>>153373235
2 Germs in front with decent advantage, Taubitz is first and usually doesn't choke. But you never know.
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>>153373252
>standing
prone ofc
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>>153373166
makes me proud to be 4% swede
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Hofer based
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>>153373233
not hard when pekka literally put 'biathlon' in the op which defeats the whole point of calle
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>tomASSo
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I cant tell whos winning because i dont know any names and the tv jumps between stages all the time
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>Domasco
Well 1 miss is not the end of the world.
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Why is Slettemark so bad? Ukaleq is a fat whale, what's his excuae?
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>>153373258
>tube of a toilet paper roll
>full TP roll, at 50 metres
Was it always done with a scope or did they have to iron sight it in the past?
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wait each miss adds a minute? didn't they used to have to ski a penalty lap or is that a different event.
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>>153373285
Denmark flag is cursed
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>>153373286
They don't use a scope
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Oh no, it's one of those days
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>>153373286
It's iron sights today too, the rear sight is a diopter and the front sight is a ring and post.
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i need some lompe tunnbröd wrapped sausage
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So how broken is this sport? Is it actually well balanced, do you autowin if you're OP at shooting, or do you autowin if you're OP at cross country?
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>>153373307
You Autowin if you're good at both
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BOTN
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>>153373297
based dragon breath mouthbreathers
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>>153373307
Its suprisingly balanaced
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Bald Fraud
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>>153373309
But what if you can only be good at one?
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>sjakkalææææ
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STURLA STURLA STURLA
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>>153373321
You end up like Ukaleq who shoots 20/20 and is 6 minutes behind the winner.
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why don't they show more of the skiing part, I want to know where they go after shooting
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>>153373321
The level of skiing in biathlon is so high now you have to be good at both to win
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>>153373321
Then you're shit like our guys
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>>153373321
you do something else
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>>153373333
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Brandt drunk shooting instead of skiing this time.
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>stunt skier shooting
Meanwhile Guld-Sebbe is surprisingly slow on the track but shoots well.
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cheesemongress BTFO
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SEBBE
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>Swedish Sho...
HOLD UP
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The Swedish men can shoot?
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I'm eating Maultaschen
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Zobelix and Fratzscher are such shit. Rees and Kyyyn much better
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>>153373229
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>>153373359
geil later. Ich mach mir gleich nasi-goreng von /FROSTA/
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Damn those swedes are bretty gud at shooting
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AFWA
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PONZI
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WINLAND ON THE RISE
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>>153373361
PFUNDSKERL would've won
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O L L I
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why are people surprised when our men are doing well?
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OLLI
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>>153373321
this >>153373333
Plenty of German biathletes are really good at either skiing or shooting, but correspondingly bad at the other
Nawrath is probably the most balanced, but he has a tendency to miss one too many times
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>>153373363
wtf the targets are huge. How can you even miss that?
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>coomer
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>>153373307
You can't be OP at shooting if you arrive to the shooting place spent due to bad cross country performance.
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>shartweg
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>filet mignon
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>>153373379
easily
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>male shooting
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I BLAME MACRON
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>Giacomel
>Swiss shooting
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>>153373286
optics are not allowed, iron sights only
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What's the point of /calle/ when you still post schedule and related pic in OP?
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Hard road for Hartweg.
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So who's winning now, norgay sweep?
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>>153373416
I'm okay with this.
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Where are all the norwegians at?
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Can we win a medal?
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>italian graphics
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>>153373426
Dood
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>I wonder why the men are shooting so poorly today
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Botn perfect shooting, but they showed Claude instead
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So what did perrot take this morning to be outskiing everyone else by a minute?
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>>153373359
>Maultaschen
looked it up...looks good man
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>german commenter at italian olympics
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STURLA
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>>153373445
meth enema
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Brown Hofer shooting well
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>>153373445
Lou asked him out
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GETTING MOIST
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>Sturla faster than Bonsi
Wut?
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Braunhofer > Hofer
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chooooooke
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>>153373465
He’s been faking all season.
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Kwab
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>>153373465
Both Sebbe and Bonsi seem to be slower than usual today, they might be betting on skiing slower and shooting better.
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>>153373354
>cheesemongress
go back to /pol/, imbecile tourist nigger
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So realistically, if im already good at shooting, how much do i need to train skiing to be good at this?
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where can i watch the /bia/? Are the replays free somewhere?
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>>153373307
Ok let me reiterate the question:
Is it better if you are:
>pretty gud at shooting, god tier at cross country
>pretty gud at cross country, god tier at shooting
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>>153373359
based herrgottbescheiBerle connoisseur
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Have you fallen for the Ponsi scheme?
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>>153373486
It's way too late to start now.
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>>153373486
10 years (before being 20 years old)
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>>153373501
No
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>bonsi
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>>153373486
just a month or 2 and you will qualify for the olympic team... of tonga
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>>153373486
can you run a halfmarathon in around under 1h 40min? If you do, 4-5 times a week for a couple years.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Sorry for sending Ponsse to Sweden we can take him back.
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FINLAND?
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AFWA
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O L L I
L
L
I
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>>153373486
trust me the shooting ist the harder part
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AFWA
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>>153373502
>>153373508
>>153373514
>>153373515
Im fat but i shoot better than all those twinks
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AND FINLAND WINS FINALLY
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OLLI
L
L
I
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>>153373499
Stupid sexy Sturla
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holy fuck suomi i kneel
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>>153373534
>Gain 2 minutes shooting
>Lose 35 minutes skiing
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>>153373416
Current norges are all mental midgets, they will miss in the final shoot.
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>>153373514
not so fast!
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>placing gets retroactively updated after you cross the finish line
holy fuck what a retarded sport
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>>153373446
My Princess
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>>153373534
How often do you shoot after running at 180bpm
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>kwabdal
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>>153373486
u can hang out with me and we can shoot the shit
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>>153373559
My resting heart rate is almost 180 bpm
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AIMBOTN
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PERRO
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YES CAM ON
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Perrøt a chad
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>>153373572
Might need to visit local doctor friend
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PERRØ

BØTN
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h-he's fast!
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>>153373556
>be slower
>get worse placing
That happens in every sport without simultaneous starting
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>>153373499
he is making that to wrap a nice grande sausage
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>>153373534
Ask Stina and Lampic how easy it is to shoot after skiing full speed
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sturla cooked, washed and chopped frfr
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NEIIIIIIIIII
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>Leg Ride
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How do you become 2nd place at this sport? You literally have a gun
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NAWRATH LETS GO
at least qualified for mass start
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NAWRATH
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>>153373572
>>153373534
>I am better that athletes in x Sport becasue I am better at y specific subcategory of said sport
>Fat slob of a human
Many such cases
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>>153373593
Both were on a good trajectory, but somehow fell of a cliff again shootingwise.
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>>153373604
He was already Top 15
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>dale kwabdal
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>Dalel
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>dalel
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>>153373559
Nigga he's fat. He's at 180 after tiying His shoes.
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>all these norwegian misses
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>>153373600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujxFnJBXnbU
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I went to doctors this week asking why my resting heart rate high. Probably just since I'm lazy fuck
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wait a sec asthmabros, bjorndalen can still save us
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>Son of Sam
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>SEBBE
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Son of Kwab
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Finnish medal?
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>sneeden
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>swedish shooting
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>Samuelchoke
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>Guld-Sebbe
I have to say I knew this was coming with 0+0+0
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>Sebbe
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>>153373534
>Im fat but i shoot
>My resting heart rate is almost 180 bpm
>How do you become 2nd place at this sport? You literally have a gun
you gotta be an Amerishart
at least u have cousins here
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it's so over for sebbe
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AICHER
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state of giacomel
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Aicher DF
imagine if we had worthless Duuuuurrrrrrrr instead
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A I C H E R
I
C
H
E
R
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Aicher is insane
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It's choke or Glory for Aimbotn.
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EMMA EMMA EMMA
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Do you think i might have a chance ?
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EMMA
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NICE AICHER GOOD RUN NOW BACK TO SKI SHOOTING
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CHADDINSALO
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Aimbotn and Sturla still to shoot the last standing.
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I kneel Emma
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they should let Aicher do both and give her two medals
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>It's another 4thmany
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>>153373705
yup
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B O T N
O
T
N
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BOTN BOTN BOTN BOTN BOTN
BOTN BOTN BOTN BOTN BOTN
BOTN BOTN BOTN BOTN BOTN
BOTN BOTN BOTN BOTN BOTN
BOTN BOTN BOTN BOTN BOTN
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I told you aimbotn wasn't patched
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BOTN
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>norwaywinslol
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My resting bpm is 52
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JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>153373632
is this someone from sunjo's family on the right?
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KOM IGJEN BOTN
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Why do they always pause at the last shot?
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>>153373720
Please let him cuck Perro
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USA USA USA USA USA USA
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IS THE BOTN NÅDD???
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>>153373736
aura
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what does BOTN stand for?
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would you shoot me in the head for a gold medal?
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SDURLAAAAAAAAAAA
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Aicher will get medal here
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AFLA
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If you lose you skis, can you run without them?
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>4thland
FUGG
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is finland gonna miss the podium after all that hype?
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MOIST
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>>153373749
I'd shoot you for free bitch ass nigga
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How is Dale just 2:45 behind Perrot with 4 misses?
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EMMA KIRA MEDAL
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Emma/Kira on the podium
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E M M E R
M
M
E
R
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>CHOKETALY
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35y unc can't keep pace.
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DNF on the Italian so the US is guaranteed a medal here.
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Nawrat pls
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>>153373759
sorry for the spoiler but we are not going to win a single medal
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>>153373546
I'm waiting for your apology
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>>153373765
I'm dumb lol, Perrot missed once
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>5thmany
I'll take what I get
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>still 12.5 sec lead for Botn at 18.1km
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>>153373771
35 is young
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FUCK YOU AUSTRIA
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Shiffy time
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>Éric Perrot
>He is the son of French biathlete Franck Perrot and Norwegian biathlete Tone Marit Oftedal.
Holy Nepobaby
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>girly scream from joy of gold medal
im so alone
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What a fucking tit Nawrath is. *running for his life*, "ouh...what's that an opportunity to preserve some energy 75m before the finish line? Gotta be an idiot not to take IT!", *loses medal*

What a drooling retard! No wonder Knotten left you.
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Heh, Emma is just going for the full medal set. Expecting a Gold in Super G or Slalom.
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>>153373807
she had to take french cock as norgays won't kiss their wives to not get sick
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Sturla losing tons of time, bronze for him
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>>153373813
This wouldn't have happened with Weedle and Lena (has a juicy ass)
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>Mik4ela
>>
WHAT
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Shiff choke lmao
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>Shiffers
lol What the fuck

Another silver!
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SHIFFERS WTF
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WHAT A FUCKING CHOKE JOB

FUCK YOU BITCH
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AHAHAHAHAH
>>
AYLMAO
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>Mikaela Loic'd it
I told you Shiffers can't uga-buga a simple course
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EMMA
EMMA
EMMA
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Sniffed
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WHY ARE ALL OUR STACEYS CHOKING?
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kek yikes
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Sniffed
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so this is the power of 100+ WC wins
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Paula medal. Good.
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Is the Sniffers Olympic curse striking again?
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kek at the american tourist who already took the gold for granted in the last thread
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>>153373870
she's kinda ugly tho
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Gonna put 10€ on Aicher winning slalom gold
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Happy for my boy Botn, followed the lad since his first IBU season
Always an insane ski talent but now he's fixed his shooting too
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>>153373883
yeah fastest time in round 2 and wasn‘t even clean
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>misses gold by 0.04
>misses gold my 0.05
Emma KWAB
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Norgay i kneel
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why does shifrin bother going to the olympics if she refuses to win
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>that slime
bjørndalen is back
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wipe your mouth you disgusting oil baron
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>ywn console Mikaela over a glass of red wine in a luxury Italian hotel
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The Botn was infact not nådd
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French commentator explaining that he found his dead friend for the hundreth time
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Would lick it off his face
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that's disgusting
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slowest slalom time in the top 10
what went wrong?
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>>153373062
>perfect podium prediction
kneel you fuckers
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>>153373902
kek
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someone post the image of the drunk duck seeing finland lose again
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Holy fuck she will be so tense in Slalom
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>>153373915
I kneel
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>>153373910
spit unswallowed. nipples protruding. very disrespectful!
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>>153373903
Maybe he found 100 dead friends
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I like u
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Bakken smiling from hell
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>>153373903
I fucking hate Boyon, he's so cringe
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Why do biathlonists drool so much?
Look at Botn
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OTTO
T
T
O
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>no finnish medal
Why are norwegians so evil bros?
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>>153373911
played it too safe, probably scared by all the DNFs

Mikaela is /weakmind/ af
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:)
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>>153373950
Bjørndalen set the trend and everyone wants to be just as slimy as him
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>>153373911
The course was too easy, and I'm not joking. Shiffers rode it like it was a hard course, making too wide turns (hence what the German anon meant when he said she Loïc'd).
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Olli I kneel, good effort
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>>153373950
Ever tried skiing 20+km in the cold at lactate threshold?
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>>153373950
They all do illegal rabies doping
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>>153373954
Because they're egoistic and didn't hand enough 'breeeeeathing' to the other teams
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Otto the Fortnite master with only 1 miss and 8th after the last shooting, nice.
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>>153373950
pre-race brojobs
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Behold the face of german Wintersports
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>>153373946
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I'm happy a Norwegian won, we can't let Amerikkka finish first on the medal table
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WE BEAT TODEV ZOBELBROS
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Who did the announcer say something about the instagram account of the Finnish boys. Is it very homoerotic?
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>>153373062
based Paul der Krake
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>>153373915
Damn. I kneel.
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Frida watching her bestest friend winning gold
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Did they show how much Perrot's shot missed by?

>>153373950
Asthma medication expels mucus from the lungs.
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>>153373998
can you post some pictures from their instagram account?
Asking for myself
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>>153373898
>ywn console lindsey vonn over a juicebox in a luxury italian hospital
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>>153373992
That was never gonna happen
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>>153373988
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Siggy hugging the French Papa Smurf.
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>>153373988
Dahlmeier died for this
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>>153373572
don't listen to all those naysayers, you just have to shoot your opponents and then it doesn't matter how slow you are
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just woke up, did Calle win gold?
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>>153374014
Frau Herr Mann phenotype variation B
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She won
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>>153374029
>*glub glub*
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>>153374009
No, they didn't have the target camera for him for some reason.
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>>153374029
not by 0.05s she didn't

by God I should be happy but it pisses me of so much
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>>153373950
Side effects of inhalers, they clear out the lungs but also make you drool because that liquid has to go somewhere
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individual is kinda lame. the tourists are in the right on this.
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>>153374023
He won our hearts and at the end of the day that's the most important win of all
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>>153374036
See I understand that this one looks like a fish but calling tank a fish is a total faceblind thing to do

>>153374045
>shooting matters
literally best discipline
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>>153374041
I don't actually mind that much, will be fun to see what Emmer does in Super G and Slalom
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>>153374045
nah, it's the OG event
only event where you can't miss more than 2 and still win
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J U S T
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>>153374055
That Kiwi was right....a burger won!
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The sexual tension between those ZDF blokes
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>>153374023
>did Calle win gold?
take a guess
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>>153374079
This is AI???
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now what?
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>Meddl Loide
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>>153374091
No its a swede denied his Pallplats
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1+0+0+0 and 11th place, not bad.
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>>153373876
I kneel but you were very nice to us also giving us a gold or silver in Curling
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>>153374097
Now we wait for bmwwinslol and japanwinshopefully
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>Sturla broken up in tears just said he cheated on his girlfriend
well, that was random
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>>153374117
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>1 whole second behind
The NBC broadcast spent the whole event before her start calling her the GOAT
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>>153374117
>wipes tears with CZE-branded panties
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Sturla wtf is you doing
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>>153374117
Kek webm please
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>>153374117
Big Red Minge needed some emotional support?
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>>153374117
I was like eeeeeeeh? Sturla you don't need to tell anyone.

And where the hell is Makula?
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>This Sturla interview
i literally might die of cringe
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>>153374117
Sports?
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>>153374117
Makule won
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That Sturla interview was some of the strangest things. wth.
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Any illegal streams :)?
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>>153373062
fucking g*rman fixer
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>>153374162
t. Makule
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>>153374010
I don't use Instagram. Sorry.
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Has anyone seen the Calle mini documentary on SVTplay, real top G authentic personality
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>>153374117
>>153374130
>>153374156
>>153374167
wtf I missed it. Is Makule pussy really that good?
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>look Femke they are shitting on Slutta again in /calle/
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Germanybros, I love Arbeitszeitbetrug so much it's unreal.
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>>153374167
KEK
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>>153374117
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>>153374180
best comment in the history of /biathlon/
I kneel
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>>153374200
135 IQ btw
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>>153374200
wtf
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>German commentator thinks Sturla's tears are due to the race
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>>153374194
Based, fuck Merz and Reiche
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>>153374190
What if it was her. That would be so fucking funny.
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gratze
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>get home
>afla
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>>153374217
German commentators are so clueless lmao. They talking about some random white russian who won in the 90s lmao
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i doubt his ex wants to hear sturla talk about it on national television
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>>153374238
Dont worry hockey hasnt began yet
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>>153374240
And now that some Norwegians pulled down their pants after Tora Berger won the overall world cup in 2011(?) LMAO
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>>153374217
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>>153374238
Even I was rooting for your guy. I knew Son of Sam was gonna bottle it and help you, but of course the Norwegians can't read the fucking room.
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>>153374259
That was Emil
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>Markéta, could you elaborate on the Laegreid situation?
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>>153374259
those spergs probably post here in their free time
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>>153374117
It can only be forgiven if it happened with Makula.
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>>153374280
Me on the screen on the right
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So it happened AGAIN
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*ahem*
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>>153374308
italy about to get a 7th bronze in mixed double curling
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>Wie groß muss ein Flachmann sein, dass er hier erlaubt ist?
They have lost it. They are taking about smuggling alcohol into the venue
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>>153374308
I kneel...
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>>153374308
mixed team gold later tonight bro
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>>153374308
The only gold that matters is curling.
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>>153374308
so like very winter olympics
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>>153374332
quintessentially german commentators
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>>153374308
>tfw silverlets
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>>153374308
*Laughs in Bob, Luge and Skeleton*
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>>153374337
Can't we give that one to Japan?
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What now
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>>153374308
What the fuck did Bulgaria medal in?
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>>153374372
parallel snowboard IIRC
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>>153374332
Häh wer hat das gesagt?
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>>153374372
some board shit
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>du googelst jetzt erstmal
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>They're coping about Hornliu again
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>>153374387
Who let my grandpa win gold?
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>>153374381
Dexne/Lesser on ARD
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This is Sturla's first podium of the season btw
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>>153374332
how difficult can it be to smuggle a hip flask? It's really easy to hide
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>>153374362
No! Robogirl needs her gold to pay for her fucked up back!
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>>153374410
wut I'm watching zdf
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>german commentators still dont know about sturla
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>>153374387
looks like a dad and his kids lmao
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>>153374402
gramps could beat me up with one hand on his back ngl
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another manlet victory bros
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>>153374308
you surpassed us in total medals too now :(
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>>153374433
this is what true DAD BOD looks like
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10 months 18 days left of 2026. How is project #makulegf2026 going?
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>>153374475
It took a beating today...
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>>153374308
We're getting another gold and silver today
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>>153374489
No Hope for the Mixed Team?
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>>153374387
40 is still very young
he only looks old because he has been out in the sun a lot and drinking
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>>153374419
Why is Forfang not on the team when he was our best guy in the normal hill?
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>>153374475
It's øver!
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>>153374502
He looks great honestly
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>>153374499
Oh it's Normal Hill, we do have a chance then. I thought it was Large Hill for some reason
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>>153374505
Busy rigging the suit for the large hill
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>>153374506
feel bad for ribum getting benched for this turbofraud
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>>153374548
I noticed that!
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>>153374548
>sturla when he sees the czech team skiing by
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>>153374573
They should use Ribum in the relay now that Ilar is shit again.
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>>153374563
His Pappa died, you monster
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>>153374611
His dad helped him to do that
He'd be proud of his rigging
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>>153374505
Sundal had a bad landing and only got 49.5 judge points, would've been 3rd or 5th with a normal landing
He's showed more potential than Forfang
Lindvik is generally a safer card than Forfang in NH but any of those 3 dudes would be good
As long as Granerud is gone I'm happy
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Can't wait for the Individual tomorrow
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>>153374700
skino
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>German TV showing Ski Freestyle
If the Olympics are no the absolute highlight of a sport, put it on the chopping block. This shit belongs to the X-Games.
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>>153374722
People have been doing freestyle skiing for like 100 years my dude
https://www.skiutah.com/blog/authors/lexi/stein-eriksen-the-godfather-of
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>>153374722
Theres nothing else going on right now
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Jessie bruised a rib during the skiathlon
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>>153374722
The Olympics are the absolute highlight of no sports at all because of the quota. There were like 10 Europa Cup shitters in Alpeen Combined today. Olympic Madals are Mickey Mouse medals
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>>153374816
There should be two teams maximum in alpine at the Olympics
This 4 team shit is a joke
Might as well let us show up with 4 teams in langrenn
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>>153374834
I was wondering about that actually, why are there 4 teams in Alpeen but only 1 team in Team Sprint. Makes no sense at all.
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>>153374816
Quotas in Double Luge might be worst. Only one per country so you get shitters but not top ones from Germany as they must pick one
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>mfw "people" rank JTB above GOATdalen because he farmed a bunch of single mix and mixed relay golds
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>>153374865
OEB was better at the Olympics but JTB mogs his win and podium rate in the World Cup even if you remove all of OEB's boomer years
Also mogs him at the World Championships
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>>153374794
damn...breathing is not for the faint of heart
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>>153374901
Everyone was shit at the freestyle technique in the late 90s and early 00s so Ole Einar had a huge advantage as one of the pioneers (to his credit of course)
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OTROHETEXTRA

https://www.expressen.se/sport/os/sturla-holm-lagreid-erkanner-otrohet-i-tv/
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>>153374901
>Also mogs him at the World Championships
"NO!"
remove all the meme events and it is OEB who mogs! baka!
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>>153374978
MAKULA
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heta today in the mixed team competition. you will be watching, right?
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>>153374985
Yeah no
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>>153374997
yeah
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>>153374722
Im i the minority? i think halfpipe, big air and the best event (slopestyle) belong. Hard events to do good runs. it needs creativity and athleticism and most of all composure. Maybe the judge aspect you can argue is fucked or something
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fuck svahn stupid ugly bitch
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>>153375087
Linn is based for breaking Jonna's streak actually
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>>153374997
FIS or someone is posting parts of some interview with her and she has such heavy but cute accent
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>>153375099
we hate linn actually
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Doesn't Svahn at least have good body?
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>>153375011
>Frank Ullrich
>avg Rank 2,3
Yeah, we all know who the true GOAT is
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>>153375150
nope
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>>153375121
Fake news
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I'll miss Luge because need to take train. Fml
>>
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We luging
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>>153375151
GOAT of blood doping frfr
https://www.spiegel.de/sport/wintersport/biathlon-doping-vorwuerfe-gegen-bundestrainer-ullrich-a-614820.html
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>>153375157
>rude
>bad attitude
>ugly face
>ugly body
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>>153375150
Yes, slim but powerful
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>>153375150
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>Fräbel
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>Fraebel
Very real and serious choking
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>>153375188
works on my machine
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>>153375188
Cute Beast
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>HoldingHandsWithTaubitzAndTunytska
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>>153375174
You are just envious of what peak performance looks like
also, don't you have some suits to sew?
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>>153375237
I don't think penis injections improve my shooting accuracy but I'll get back to you
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>>153375011
Half of these wins are against Sturla. OEB had actual competition
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>>153375261
Cope, OEB was competing against bums that were doing 40 second shootings in his early years
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So what did Sturlel actually say?
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What type of name is Farquarson?
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>>153375259
you better show us the results so we can verify the effects of the injections
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>>153375290
i gotchu
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>>153375290
MKF
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>>153375288
HE IS IN LOVE WITH DAVIDOVA
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>>153375313
isch
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>>153375290
>>153375313
Maja looks like my mom
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>>153375331
Wtf, I LOVE your mom now!
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>>153375341
High school was hell since all my friends loved my mom too ;_;
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>>153375288
Too lazy to translate, it's all here
https://www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g1j/laegreid-forteller-om-utroskap-paa-direkten-min-stoerste-tabbe
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>>153373041
>flipflops and socks
OY, that's cultural appropriation
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>>153375362
Can't not cheat on love of his life for 3 months
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>>153375313
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>>153375389
RUDE
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>>153375399
Thick girls = best girls
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>>153375402
For me, it's Ruud
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>>153375362
>"Jeg er mensamedlem, men gjør dumme ting, fortsetter Holm Lægreid."
No shit, Sturla.
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serious and real
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>>153375422
>mensamedlem
What a weird thing to bring up
Sturla must be more autistic than I thought
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>>153375422
The little head is not a mensa member.
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>>153375422
135 gets you into mensa? More like midwitensa lol
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do you know how to tell if anyone is a member of mensa? they always fucking tell you
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I wonder how Calle would score on the mensa test
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>>153375495
Calle has a wife and child, so probably around 70. These get to live a happy life
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>>153375417
Svenne stole a norgegirl? bastards..
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>>153375422
Wtf is a canteen member?
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>>153375422
that bronze medal scrambled this dudes brain lol
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>>153375466
>>153375455
Cope
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>>153375441
from yesterday
https://www.nrk.no/ol/skiskyting_-sturla-holm-laegreid-tok-mensa-test-for-a-fa-iq-svar-1.17751932
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>>153375514
it's a group of people that share one canteen over the year
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>>153375510
We have the only Milla that matters so it's okay
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>>153375530
>/pol/ in the background
you have to go back
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>>153375596
Horrible technique
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>>153375596
Washed, straight to the glue factory
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>>153375596
Only up until that age is it acceptable to skijump, if you do it any later you're not real nor serious
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>>153375389
good post
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Don't care much for women, but the way they're shaped... oh my
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Curling final starting soon
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>>153375422
>>153375441
German DeepL translated "mensamedlem" as "member of the church"
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>>153375675
Midtskogen is a crazy little freak.
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>>153375743
Is she on FetLife?
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>>153375675
based
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While Pekka is AFK I made an inconspicuous new thread before ski-jumping

>>153375797
>>153375797
>>153375797
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>>153375181
Take that back you fucking danskjävel från malmö
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Ski jumping but my grampa is soooooooo boring
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>>153373062
Well done.



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