>Tue 10.02.09.15 Cross-Country Skiing - W+M Sprint Qualification Classic10.30 Alpine Skiing - W Team Combined Downhill11.45 Cross-Country Skiing - W+M Sprint Final Classic13.30 Biathlon - M 20km Individual14.00 Alpine Skiing - W Team Combined Slalom18.45 Ski Jumping - Mixed Team>Wed 11.02.10.00 Nordic Combined - M HS10411.30 Alpine Skiing - M Super G13.45 Nordic Combined - M 10km14.15 Biathlon - W 15km IndividualPrevious thread: >>153357637
>>153363976Scaring tourists away with the first post. Smart
>>153363952>11.45 Cross-Country Skiing - W+M Sprint Final Classic>13.30 Biathlon - M 20km Individual>tfw missing both of them
Lea and Sven are so happy
>>153363980>hug from JulianeWouldn't resist desu
>>153364012>I showed you my pin, now answer me
kek, polish eurosport bullied deschwanden into speaking polish
Jutta won the race, but Kok won my cock!
Daily reminder that if your sports isn't done outdoors (and say in a stinky turn-left-shed instead) you don't belong in winter sports
>>153364041did they force him to say kurwa?
>>153364004I thought the olympics back in europe would meant i could watch the damn events!!
>Raimund saying scheiße>Wellinger ist mir scheißegalDSV fine incoming
>>153364074quit your job then
>>153364062Constantinisisters...
>>153363980Seyfarth should gift Raimund her unreleased pics
>>153364074>having a jobThe real problem is Biathlon and Alpine overlapping
We're an Australian biathlon nation anyways
>>153364083Damn, do they hate each other?
>>153364074i will be able to listen to skishooting on radio but i have a mandatory meeting during jonnas olympic gold :(
Dude looks like his father and not his brother
>>153364070nah, they told him to not be vulgar his wife is polish so he knows a few words
>>153364104>not watching parallel streamsngmi
>>153364083Apparently he also insulted Geiger after the cameras went away
>>153364114I don't think so, they asked Wellinger if this is redemption for the pretty shit season and he answered that he basically doesn't give a shit about the past results
>>153364137I'm aware of the solution but it just sucks to have to split one's attention to two major events in the Olympics when they have all day at their disposal to schedule it properly
Girl hokej time
>>153364004>>153364074I wonder how many people are just watching the streams on their work computers or mobile phones during work. I remember the Åland anon talking about everyone in his company doing that during another Olympic games and the company IT team raised a ruckus over who the fuck is using all that bandwidth.
>>153363952>literally every non gook gold medalist be it American, italian, Canadian etc has a german surnamel
>>153364168
>>153364168Last winter olympics my office pretty much stopped up when there were events on where norway could win.The boss put a stream up on a projector screen meat for meetings so everyone could see.
Reminder to keep it tite
>>153364048i bet she's thrilled
>>153364186Ah yes, the Jeanmonnot, Karlsson, van Allmen and Klaebo of Germanyretard
>>153364168thats what i would do i didnt have to go to a meeting
>>153364195I love Princess so much its unreal.
>>153364231Von Allmen definitely is a German surnameThe rest are bonus Germans, except Jeanmonnot
>>153364168my company usually blocks everything on computers that are part of the intranet, but they've opened them up now during the Olympics >>153364211based
Is the Mixed Team also from this Hill Size?
>>1533642441. Jonna2. Maja3. SvahnTomorrow
>>153364231>AllmenBaden>KarlssonDachSo still 2 / 4
kacper will win 2 gold in courchevel 2030kid's 19 and he got a medal, is in top 10 world cup pretty regularly
>>153364269seems like it
This German flag's takes are so retarded I'm suspecting it's an Amerimutt on some sort of military base
>>153364269yeah
no sneedskating tomorrow, sad!mens 1000 on wednesday, should be good
>>153364290many such cases
>>153364290There's something like 17k burgers at Ramstein alone.
>>153364186Germanic surnames Winter Olympics is basically like stat padding for snow niggers since you can't run or jump like normal people in the Summer Olympics. So we have to have like 50 different versions of skiing, sledding and skating. Same things for the Asians, 50 different versions of karate and ping pong in the Summer Olympics.
They have little signs for them
Going to bed
>>153364163I like Czechia
>Bronze TieLuckily this is going to be on the IOC chopping block
soon
>>153364339sleep tite
>>153364329How's the swimming going?
>>153364351but ski jump is one of the OGs
>>153364339Gn
>>153364329>can' run or jump>adds 10 meters>lets call it another discipline>stack packing niggermuttsports since the stone age games
What if 3 People get the same result? How many Medals do they have on hand?
>>153364381Everyone's an OG until they aren't
>>15336431850k around kaiserslautern/ramstein area
trad
>>153364273for me its1. Jonna2. JoJo3. Maja
>>153364424Why is she even doing the sprint? I know she loves racing all the events, but ffs
>>153364402They borrow medals of the appropriate colour (usually only one, though) and use that for the award ceremony, one medalist gets the original race medal and the other their own when the organisers have one made.
>>153364231You're clearly too retarted to know how many german surnames have been changed in their country of origin, yet every german knows their origin. Wilhelm Böing became William Boeing. The world is built upon glorious Germania
>>153364424Flat chests = best chests
>>153364395>high waist
Remember when there was a Swedish poster who had a hate campain against Jonna because she sounds so retarded in the interviews?
Wen ski milla
>>153364481Tomorrow morning. I would expect her to qualify for the quarter finals
>>153364381everyone is starting to realize its a joke now
>>153364449t. Hans Nowak
Man Swedes and swamp Germans have been super seething at us today
>>153364351lmao, the winter olympics would end before ski jumping is removed
>>153364504I am sure that your comment has nothing to do with the fact that Sweden has always been inexplicably dogshit in ski jumping.
When does he starts?
>>153364530feels good man
>>153364530Never underestimate the retardation and corruption of sporting officials. After all, the IOC is seriously considering chopping Noko, which has literally zero overhead in venues and cost
>>153364555remove judges and the cheating suits and i will consider it a real and serious sport
>>153364497Thanks mangus but you're wrong about one thing, I believe Milla will win gold!
>>153364357The sprint is rigged for dwarfs.
>>153364572On Friday, I think, the men's 10km.
>>153364480>my ancestor
>>153364592meant for >>153364549
>>153364555I’m taking the v formation with me and going home
>>153364444It's a very slow sprint course, fastest qualifier was 3min 46sec when they raced in the World CupSeems pretty well suited to Jessie's strengths, she was 7th in the same course a month ago (Jonna, Tank and JoJo skipped that race though)Medal is unlikely but she must feel like she has a decent chance or she'd surely have skipped it to rest for the 10km freestyle
The skijumping fan is immunized against all dangers: one may call him wind advantagist, a suit apologist, a coincidence clown, a follower of a fake sport, a cardboard fan, a judge-based-sport goodtalker or polish, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call his/her not real and serious and you will be astonished at how he/she recoils, how injured he/she is, how he/she suddenly shrinks back: “I've been found out.”
Medal tomorrow
>>153364650jojo was there and placed 3rd i think
business idea: ban thotskating from the Olympics in favor of girls Noko
Ski jumping would look cooler if there wasn't a hill the whole way down and just a smaller landing hill
As if the Germans don't have enough medalfarming sports where you just let gravity take the wheel
>>153364767Why don't you win Bob or Luge if it's so easy
>>153364729>>153364650Correct, the TdS sprint top 3 was Jasmi, Nadine Fähndrich and Jojo.
>>153364729You're right, my mistake. I was thinking of Linn.
This day is like all the meme events in the world. What a boring shit day of the Olympics
>>153364767Uhmm we never used a single horse called Gravity??
>>153364703What Christian meaning does the upper right face expression convey?>>153364763They kinda integrated the ramps into already existing mountains, would be a shame to blow some part of the mountain away to make a cool gap between ramp and landing hill
>>153364840Corr Jessica is such a milf
>>153364610YOU TAKE THAT BACK, EBBA IS A MAJESTIC GOBLIN WAIFU
>>153364806Please point to the places with hills to build those deathslides on.Not to mention we don't have companies willingly ignoring the rise of electric cars, leaving engineers twiddling their thumbs so much that they start developping meme sport equipment.
>>153364840Explain this
>>153364886A prime example of the sport being retarded There's literally an RNG component where you have to hope the horse you RANDOMLY pick isn't retarded
>>153364837What an amazing day
>>153364886That is a very antisemitic picture
>>153364886German Confronted With Not Winning A Free Meme Medal (Colourized)
>>153364923Our medals are only from serious and real sports, unlike some instagram gold medals
>>153364703Tandrevold if she happy
>>153364886Moderner Fünfkampf was always dumb with these randomly assigned horses, if our guys and girls can train them properly we win everything
>>153364886i unironically hate horsesthey smell like shit 24/7, they are unpredictable and dangerous (especially to smaller animals), they are dumb and people treat them like "adorable pets/men's best friend"at least they taste great
>>153364952Why do the random horses only hate germans then?
>>153364962Not true though, that horse was shitting the bed in training too, not just with our rider
>>153364938The difference between your and our instagram athletes is that ours are actually good enough to win.
>>153364886>subhumans cant train these majestic creatures>dicipline requires you get assigned a random horse from a subhuman>poor horse doesnt know what to doWould have never happened with a German horse. Further, you know that she dominated all other parts of the Fünfkampf but this would debase the entire anti-horse argument envy nations like to make
>>153364961A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle
>>153364886qrd?
>>153364990>AliciaShe isn't even an athlete. Might as well be posting Gina Wild and saying haha she didn't win anything
>>153365014believe me you don't want to know
>>153365040Mr Hands. The girly version?
>>153365034Only goes to prove my point even further
>>153365014
>>153365014Go back
>>153365014tokyo olympics 2021, in the modern penthathlon riders get assigned random horses and this athlete got trolled by the horse
>>153365106shut up retard>>153365111thank
>>153365155that’s a man
Post some pics of Ebba please
>>153365155Begone wench, only one man can shill head&shoulders and it’s the King Without a Crown
some pics of Ebba please
>>153365089kek
>>153365274>>153365283Thanks
>>153364923I absolutely concede that anything horse related is an absolute meme discipline aside from maybe some sort of obstacle course based on speed, but modern pentathlon in of itself (horse part aside) is pretty based:>fencing>swimming>shooting>running>and now obstacle course replacing the meme horse race
Remember when Ebba was full autist when she was younger?
>>153365155https://youtu.be/nejHX8BvHR0For me it's WADA approved Alpecin
>>153365394
>>153365394Why did they tard wrangle her, now she mostly act kinda normal in interviews…
>>153365401They're liars. They don't make your hair grow back!
>>153365580What sport requires knee pads? inb4 sucking cock.
>>153365602Short-track sneedskating
>>153365474She got dicked!
>>153365663isn't that illegal
>>153365756It is, but now it's done and ebbers is like pic related!
>>153365580Lewandowski tier rizz
>>153365805gillar inte
>>153365805
>>153366156
>>153364886horse was not an athlete
>>153366169
no ragrets
>>153366338The ego, the narcissism.
>>1533663385 inches isn't small!
>>153366338I unironically feel bad for her, she deserved a more dignified end to her career. Such an incredibly rotten bit of luck.
>>153366338>post written by her PR teamZero honesty from this walled coalburner
>>153366338brave and powerfullooking forward to more vonn in paris
>>153366338what's with the hateboner people have for her? it's pretty funny to see all the seething she causes merely by existing
Sturla got 135 in an IQ test
>>153366600>slow shooting is high IQalways knew it
Mühlegg is the only athlete I truly hate because his cheating almost indirectly killed Per Elofsson
after day 3:Cunt.____________G_____S_____B____TotalNorway___________3_____1_____2______6Switzerland________3_____1_____1______5Japan.____________2_____2_____3______7Germany__________2_____1_____1______4USA______________2_____0_____0______2Austria____________1_____3_____0______3Italy.______________1_____2_____6______9France____________1_____1_____0______2Netherlands________1_____1_____0______2Sweden___________1_____1_____0______2Czech.Rep.________1_____1_____0______2China_____________0_____1_____1______2S.Korea.___________0_____1_____1______2NewZealand________0_____1_____0______1Poland.____________0_____1_____0______1Slovenia.___________0_____1_____0______1Canada____________0_____0_____2______2Bulgaria____________0_____0_____1______1
>>153365072That's like Americans saying 'but at least our niggers are winning!'. In the end it turns your sport & medals into a joke because they're inseparable from the thotness of your athletes and tainted by it - while our sports & medals are isolated from our instathots and surrounded by wholesomeness.>>153366630could have just posted a screenshot and made a 4thmany joke
big shorttrack session tomorrow: womens 500 and mens 1000 heats, and the whole mixed relay including quarters semis and finals will all be done in the same session
>>153366338>fairy tailEFL moment
>>153366745Big anime fan
>In the beginning the coach denied it. But when he came clean, he and two of the support staff – including the team tailor – were banned for a year and a half. The athletes got off with three months because they claimed to be oblivious to what was going on. Which is how they came to be back competing in the Olympic normal hill competition on Monday evening (normal, it has to be said is a very relative concept in this sport).>(normal, it has to be said is a very relative concept in this sport)Well well well, even the mainstream media is catching on
>>153366338>fairy tail
>>153364886>>153364911Not really. I generally support the idea of randomly assigned horses. However, there should be a rule for a case like this where a horse doesn't cooperate at all, giving the athlete another chance with a different horse. This is not a proof of skills or more precisely a lack thereof. This is a horse malfunction.
In langrenn/biathlon, you don't get to go again if your pole breaks do you? You have to do without, with all the disadvantages that come with it, until a coach hands you a replacement.
>>153364048Any suz webms?
>>153366854that's your gear which you're responsible for. I assume you get some form of compensation if it turns out the shot registering mechanism is busted and you had to do penalty laps even though you hit the target.
>>153366854If each athlete got a random rifle at the start which they had never trained with before and one of the rifles shot blanks and this caused a favorite to lose, most people would call that unfair tbqh.>>153366951>I assume you get some form of compensation if it turns out the shot registering mechanism is bustedI'm pretty sure this happened to Bjørndalen once, and he got the time he spent in the penalty lap subtracted from his final time. Don't remember if he won because of it though.
>>153366843They have 10-15 minutes to get to know the horse, and they can change the horse once if they don't like it. She didn't change. She should have recognized a faulty horse.
>>153366974I remember watching that race too, had to look it upIt was the mixed relay at the 2012 World ChampionshipsSlovenia crossed the line first but Norway had their time adjusted since OEB's target had malfunctioned so they wonAustria also got a 6 minute penalty when Sumann forgot to reload and shoot his final spare roundCrazy racehttps://fasterskier.com/2012/03/slovenia-is-first-across-the-line-but-norway-takes-the-win-in-world-championships-opener/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx4qGQrQu2Y
>>153367298>remember a race>"haha, that's like a couple of years ago right?">it's 14 years agoWhy you gotta do me like that man
>>153367347Love me a strong Nord woman
>>153364048u fags reposting the same shit need a beating
Uh uh, the lardmerican is having a melty again
>>153367355I could feel my bones starting to creak as I was looking that up, trust me broSeeing the start list and realizing only Fak is still active aged me about 50 yearsSoon grandpa Eder will leave too and there won't be a single athlete left from when I started following biathlonThe passage of time is a scam, I'm telling you
>>153366600always knew he was a midwit
>>153369047girls love dumb guys
>>153366600He got 135 in a test maxing out at 135, so he's probably even smarter than that.
>>153367405Americans run the Winter Olympics euroqueer, speak about us more respectfully
JoJonna wins
going to bedjessie/jonna klæbowinslolno-one in particular in skishooting
Punished Tank
Maybe Jessie wins today. It's a hard long sprint. She's light and is a real lengdåkare.
Good morning
Can't wait for more chokes and tears today
>>153370373Good morning Pekka. Bless the SunJo
>>153369639poor dude working night shifts
>>153370373
Tuesday. 10.0209:15 Langrenn Women's Sprint (Q)09:55 Langrenn Men's Sprint (Q)10:30 Short Track 500m Women Heat10:30 Alpine Skiing Combined Women11:10 Short Track 1000m Men Heat11:15 Freestyle Skiing Men's Moguls (Q)11:45 Langrenn Women'S Sprint Quarterfinals11:59 Short Track Relay12:10 Ice Hockey Women: Japan - Schweden12:!5 Langrenn Men's Sprint Quarterfinals12:30 Freestyle Skiing Men's Slopstyle12:45 Langrenn Women's Sprint Semifinals12:56 Short Track Relay Final13:13 Langrenn Women's Sprint Final13:25 Langrenn Men's Sprint Final13:30 Biathlon Men's Individual 14:05 Mixed Curling: UK - Italy 3rd Place Play-off14:15 Freestyle Skiing Women's Moguls (Q)16:40 Ice Hockey Women: Italy - Germany17:00 Loosh Women's Single 3rd Run18:05 Mixed Curling: Sweden - USA Final18:41 Loosh Women's Single 4th Run18:45 Ski Jumping Team20:10 Ice Hockey Women: Canada - USA21:10 Ice Hockey Women: Finland - Switzerland
>>153364381too much soulless technology now, it was only fun when the athletes were madmen that didn't even know what the fuck they were doing
>>153370467Recknagel looks like a pioneer of the Nika ex-Kriznar "jumping with your mouth open" style.
whys her face purple
Cheeky Beast gold pls
>>153370452>18:45 Ski Jumping Team
For me it's the langrenn sluts
>>153370587for me it's left
May the prettiest one win
milla best norge today
Our team is grim as fuck. Why did Myhrvold have to die?
Does Kurrrrn have a chance? Or is it gonna be another speciale?
>>153370286mm crusty lip
>>153370587>Ski Jumping Team
>>153370619>forgot her lip balmits vorbei
>>153370617Jessie is the strongest American sprinter. MAYBE a semi final for Kurrrn
>>153370617It's classic, so not really.
>>153370629>the best long distance runner is the country's best sprinteramerican skiing united general when?
JASMI
Yup, it's gonna be a Swedish sweep
big gaps
>Coomer cameramenLove this sport.
Jonna butt
Hagström too heavy
>>153364048
Gimmler surprisingly weak
>Linn, Princess, JojoSweden is going to rake in the medals today.
Svahn is back. And she's pissed!
out
Sonjaa Schmidt almost last, but she won something more important
dem canuck suits aint dat bad
Aren't Sweden allowed to have more than 4 skiers?
This sports' selective pressures creates a bretty cute lean body type without being too sticc
>>153370707That's only in the World Cup, in the Olympics it's four per country.
>>153370707No free spot for the previous champion in the olympics
>>153370701thiccest thigh award?
>>153370716that's gay we would have 6 skiers atleast top 30
>jojo strong, but not enough to pull away>top speed just not fast enoughThe 4th place is just too predictable at this point
>three italians top 9I'M NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTICING
jt missed the Milla nipslip while changing? damn must suck
>>153370768Dottir down. Dottir down.
maja butt
>>153370810tite
Waiting for the traditional Princess vs Tank battle in Heat 1 in the Olympics too.
Most punctual Italian
>Fähndrich i tvåan
>>153370821She's insane if she goes against Jasmi and Jonna
What order do they pick their groups? Would've assumed it was the #1 qualifier getting first pick and so on, but they're showing #8-12 first.
>>153370842Nevermind lol>>15337084511-1, then 12-30
>>153370845It's so that the best can see what others have chosen
tank's unshakeable love for jonna
>>153370851>>153370857Gotcha. Thanks.
Monsorno forced into Heat 1 because she was MIA during the button press
Finally some norwaywinslol. I was getting tired of Sweden cucking us
>>153370845Why did you send a hooker to compete?
Predictions for the men's sprint from the Yle experts, surprisingly no Norwaysweepslol anticipated.
>>153370903I don't expect it either. Some of it depends on if Valnes is healthy or not. He was so sick that he barely made it. Walking disaster that guy
klaebowinslol
BIG BEN
ogden wew
>>153370920Burger too fast.
Should've just used Calle instead of Häggström
Ogden going all out in the quali again, the man really has one tactic but I hope he doesn't explode later on.
>>153370938HOWEVER
klæbowinslol
Just give Klaebo the medal
>ed ovviamente, klaebo é primo in classifica, tanto per cambiareeven our commentator is tired of this shit lol
>Anger
barp
>>153370959>>153370961>Blowing yourself up in the qualifiersIt's over.
>>153370977this is zone 2 for him
>>153370977klaebo can win the qualifiers without even breaking a sweatfirst place is a comfy walk in the park to him
>>153370977You're probably right
>>153370952can you explain the calle meme
>>153370991see >>153321162
>the maker of shoes
>>153370996yeah i know he's a real athlete, but WHY was he picked as the thread mascotte
Myhlback is going to carry Sweden for so many years unless he decides to concentrate on glue classics.
kek how did that Hatian nigga get here
>>153371017Adopted by a french couple when he was a baby IIRC. Lived his whole life in France.
>>153371017imagine all the nights he is spending with those female athletes...
>Short track fits in perfectly during the cross-country downtimeBeyond based.
goggia's autism is incredible
I think we should be allowed to shoot Kläbo with a small caliber bullet in the leg or something
>only 3 austrian Katharinas in the team combined
>>153371010I guess because he's always been a bit of an outsider which makes him relatable, people have made fun of him when he fails but when the stars and planets have aligned perfectly he has been able to give the best skiers in the world a fight
>>153371010He is special, he is a character
>>153371010frostbitten dick
we live with shorttrack
>>153371040this is the post
>>153371060>Ich bin Kathi.>Ich bin Kathi.>Ich bin Kathi.>Ich bin Katharina.but why?
The fuck, heat 2 is mega stacked, our SVT commentators burst out in "NOOOOOO"
>>153371090coming for your boy
>klæbo>chappaz>anger>valnesKAOSHEAT
>no short-track on yleso here we go, tnt sportshttps://dlhd.link/watch.php?id=33
Sarault my favorite shorttrack hoe
>>153371040I don't know who this is but I assume she is Swiss. She's got that Meieri phaenotype.
valnes just wants it to be over
WTF, quarter final 5 is so much worse than QF 1 and 2, and almost all the swedes got in QF1 and 2
>>153371111She BTFO'ed the heat completely.
>>153371116Anger is mentally challenged and Häggström didn't really have a choice
that's our short track goodness right there
>american skating
>>153371048
these swiss chicks are skiing like shit wth, it's gonna be US gold and Austria silver and bronze I bet
That Stoddard chick was ranked third? Damn, gotta sting
>>153371133real and serious bumper cars sport
Delia Durrer's poosey eating her suit
CHUTE
>>153371155worked all her life to get to this point and can't stop herself from falling down
Big Petra back
glossy tight suit's
>>153371154our entire female speed team is killeven mommy is still recovering and will probably be shit
Kind reminder Michelle is superior Velzeboer
>some literally who instead of The4umm why
>>153371161Hello where are the proofs???
>>153371200I would say it's because it's a meme event, but we only have meme racers
short track should be a lot bigger outside of the olympics, too
>>153371196damn, that's unfortunate. I have some trust in our women for the downhill but in the slalom we're gonna eat shit I bet
sloppiest skiing i've ever seen from Wiles
>>153371210yeah, and it's not for the lack of venues as it can be done in ice hockey rinks
>Goggers
>goggers
>goggia
At least she survived
>Italian skiingGoggia OUT
GOGGIA noo
Only the brave!
No Individual start for Hurenheimer and Alice Weidel btw.
wtf goggers
>goggia yolo
it's over
no goggers ;_;
>Doggia
>>153371235>can't shoot>can't shoot and can't skiIndividual is not their discipline
Nicole Delago Dog
>Deadgia
not the AIN skater hitting the wall. super sad.
Holy fuck she almost fell too, not that it matters with that time...
Delago looks like she was moving in slow motion
Interesting choice of words from the Aussie commentator.
anybody got a goggers webmi'm watching death skates
Kajsa is a bit scared still
Get back to eating spaghetti, Kajsa
>>153371281it wasn't that interesting of a fall, she just slid
Yle talking about Germans not using >Aicher in the downhill and Lena in the slalom.
>weedle-pinkelmann
medal GONEthanks, weedle-pinkelshit
>>153371303
>>153371313Yeah, baffling decision
>>153371313Our expert Macro Büchel bluntly said that Durr is worthless
>>153371340Bit rude innit
Easy gold for Shiffers
USA
>>153371313lena is a notorious choker
USA USA USA
BREEZED
>Breezy -0.06Laying the red carpet for Barilla.
burgers... I kneel.
>>153371330It's not baffling but logical. This season Weedle has been far better in DH than Lena has been in Shalom
I like how we always have favorites and they fuck up but some random hardware store cashier named Breezy Johnson shows up and wins for us anyways.
>Breezy's teammate is beautiful&&talented SchiffrinUSA already tasting that gold medal
b r e e z y
>>153371371Breezy WAS your favourite, retarded tourist. She is the reigning World Champion in Downhill.
>>153366338>had nothing to do with my crash whatsoeverWomen really are something else kek
>>153371381I guess I meant media darlings. In my country no one knows who Breezy Johnson is.
>>153366338>5 inchesShe'd laugh at my penis for fitting between her right leg and the flagpole.
Aicher should DNF and get it out of her system before the real event
>>153371387they played a video highlight of a commentator saying "Breezy Johnson wins gold!" during the Super Bowl legit 50 times, but you're rightAnd now she wins a second gold (already more than Vonn in total) it's all gonna be about Mikayla Shiffrin lol
Too much for Camille
>+1.51RAST has an impossible job trying to medal.
>>153371413>And now she wins a second goldThis is only the first part, slalom still to come of this combined event
>american corner
>American skiingAnd that's Nina screwed out of her run.
O'Brien punished again
Poor Nina
Nadia Delgados slalom partner is a 16yo mutt girl.
>sistersh-hot
bummer that they didn't let vonn compete in this team combinedwould love to see her crash some more
>>153371444>Delgadoay papi
>>153371444that just how neapolitans look like
I think there is a chance Mikaela pulls a Loic and doesn't uga-buga enough on a simple slope
>>153371425everything can happen in slalom, especially if they don't make an easy track like they did with the men, but Mikaela is the best in the world there so their chances for gold are really high rn
>>153371326ah yes, the opioid munchies
>>153371444I saw her at the Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show.
>>153371425the slalom leg on that team is Mikaela Shiffrin, I guess you're right in that it's not confirmed, but lets be real, odds are very high she wins a second gold
>>153371465yeah, i wrote that before reading the rest of his post, thinking he is just a clueless tourists
>>153371476Same Shiff who fucked all slalom runs last Olympics right
>>153371326i do this>>153371465>>153371476I don't think I've seen Mikaela do anything but wipe out at the Olympics. No lead is safe.
>>153371444southern Italians can into winter sports?
>Mikaela SchiffrinThat name sounds familiar, what did she do again?
>>1533714832 golds, 1 bronze. Dumb
>>153371439is that a suicide modulator?
>Shiffers, Paula, Huber, Truppe aheadMedal is unrealistic desu
>>153371484She's the only one from south of rome on the team
>>153371486I think she is a world class slalom skier anon, like the american expert educated us!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>153371488I didn't watch those so they don't count.
will slalom be a micky mouse course like yesterday?
Ariane doesn't need a KRAMPUS mask to scare kids
>>153371484they have Roccaraso, so it's rare but it can happen
>>153371511yes5 tough gates, everything else easyand slope it self is flatThat's why there is a chance for some uga buga upset from Paula or so
Are you allowed to call the helicopter merely for realizing you have no business skiing or would I have to blow my knee out first?
>>153371547They expect one of us in the safety net, brother
>>153371547You could, but then you'd have to pay for the ride. Which is usually something like 3000 euro.
Next: Jonnawinslol, Klaebowinslol
Negri pls
>>153371562Beast says no
Useless negr
Biggest threat to the Swedes? Obviously Jasmi, but she's prone to accidents. Also lacking top speed. Tank doesn't have the stamina. I can see Fähndrich getting a cheeky medal if Maja ends up slurping too much in the QF or SF
>>153371597I can train Tank's stamina, being an expert in things you do in 3 minutes
Big girl spotted
>>153371609It would be Tank training you, and she would not be satisfied in three minutes
>>153371520>and slope it self is flatI think it'll be pic related, it's decently steep
WE ARE SO BACK
>>153371613Can Vlhova do it?
>Kristine STAVås SKIstadIs this a joke?
>>153371235Weidel won't get a race, hurenheimer maybe in the sprint
>>153371648She was made in a lab and they gave her a funny name just to drive the point home
>>153371648There's nothing suspicious about her!
>>153371648>STAV?
>>153371661Ah, all those funny posts how to design and improve her
POST MORE EBBA
GO TANK GO
COME ON JASMI
Jasmi a cute
Why is Jasmi in the heat of death?
Anti-Tank course
EN FINNE I RÖVEN!
AFLA
godfuckingdamnit
JASMI FFSYou stayed down too long!
Who hates each other more, Tank and Jonna or Lisa and Doro?
>even slower snowIt's never been more over for Tank
>>153371745Lisa and Doro for sure
sonjaa smith out. right?
>>153371745Tank isnt capable of advanced cognitive functions like hate
>4 minute sprint
Which one was tank?
Kristine looks like a man
>>153371761Big girl>>153371758Yes. 45th
>>153371741
>>153371761tall one in red suit (Skistad)
>>153371761Big woman in red
>>153371745Lisa and Doro, no doubt. Tank and Anita would be a close call though.
>>153371765You love her!
>Dasom Han and Eui Jin Lee were caught wearing fluorinated wax under their skis, something that has been banned since 2023.South Korea-bros....
>>153371768what? wasn't she in the tank heat two minutes ago?
>>153371781>flouridedoes it turn the skis gay or something?
join /iuerbfq/ for every single sport in the olympics general unsearchable and lots of stupid retards posting blogs in it
>>153371783That was Samantha Smith, the American
FÄHNDRICH WHAT THE HECK
Easy heat
fähndrich sisters...
>Fähndrich
>Italyhmmm
Swiss can only ski from mountains
Total Linn domination
>>153371785Or autistic
Imagine seeing those women getting blacked
holy fuck, we're so bad at langrenn. It would be kinda an embarrassment if it wasn't for us not even trying
I'M GONNA NOOOOOOOOTICE
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>153371798there's two of them? interesting
>>153371811>seeing those women getting blackedPecka, you will get a medal soon
>>153371811Amen brother
>>153371818we just can't win a single fucking thing, ever
The finnish femoid from heat 1 is eliminated with her time it seems
>>153371812not quite a big HOLY FUCK revelation, is it?
>>153371826Pretty sure that's an American with a VPN
>>153371745I don't think there is anything personal between Tank and Princess
>>153371836True, a finn would post similar to >>153371818
>>153371833nope, I said it already when they b& carl from the 'lympics: german langrenn is dead, let it rest in pieces
Atleast Finland can watch us win, that's something
>>153371849eat a dick
SAARI REDEEM
If you're stuck behind someone else in the tracks is it just over for you? How would you pass?
DRIVENES
>>153371849Stop jinxing
Good job Laura
Atleast one finn qualifies! :D
>>153371854draft and slingshot like in your nascar races, cletus
Matintalo will gold today
>>153371854you put a stick under their skis and hope they fall down
>>153371854Switch tracks obviously, but if you're surrounded you're fucked. That's why positioning is so important
Johanna manages to save Finland's honour, at least.
bring back calle calle
Switzerland keeps choking
>>153371855kwab
Uh, norway?
This heat is interesting
>>153371868Nascar doesn't have rails.>>153371855This is what I'm talking about. She might have had a chance if she wasn't stuck behind the winner.
Kahara and Cassol have the same wart in the same spot
JESSIEESSIE
nothing but cuties in this heat
COME ON MAJA
>>153371881Our sprint team is shit. Skistad is our best and she's probably gone in the semis>>153371891She could've easily changed lanes, but she's not a sprinter and not fast enough
CAM OON MAJA, SKII SOME FOKIN' SKII!
GO JESSIE GO
Jessie's skis are dogshit
diggins with absolute shit skis
Jessiebros...
MAJA MAJA MAJA
godfuckingdamnit.
>Swedish women are dominant>Norwegian men are dominant What would happen if they mated?
>jessieNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cassol wtf, great finish from her
>Jessie
Shocking
I sort of apologizeThis Swedish suit isn't so bad
Another Italian...
>>153371942Autistic Chads that would rule the earth
>>153371942Total domination, and moves to Denmark lul
seriously, who is the jeanne richard in the burger xc team? it's not normal how badly jessie sucks
SAVE US MILLA
I believe in our Johanna
milla the last hope
>>153371945Time to start onlyfans career.
Coteletta looking extrawide
>>153371969would watch for free on simpcity
good thighs in this heat
Thicc heat
Is it really necessary to have 4 separate races?
Iris de Vittozzi
>this heat
Jojo looking good
Jojo is going to win on the downhills.
i want to be the watermelon
>>153371973and blacked ofc
GO JOJO GO
COLETTA wow!
FUUUUUUUUUCK
HOLY SHIT
Culetta out of nowhere
NO JOJO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
RYDZEK ATTACK
COOLETTA
COOLETTA!!!!>JoJo
all cuties fucking suck. if it goes on like this it's gonna be a beanpie final with svhan winning the gold medal
BASED MILLA
Cooletta out of fucking nowhere, Jojo btfo!
>JOJO
Hope for the Lucky loser time :V
Jojo out
MILLAILLA
>hags
>>153372031LL time is 2 seconds faster than Jojo
Should have taken Dyvik over JoJo
Should have been ribum instead
Problem?
ONLY A SWEDISH TRIPLE! WE WON!
>>153372031anon..
>>153372020>>153372025>>153372029>>153372030reminder that 'bum would have not choked
cooletta - himmler lowkey finna win the team sprint fr
>>153372009Sexo
>>153372052no cap
>>153372052Many people (me) are saying this
I wonder who might win this one!
Keep me posted on Jojo's uncontrollable crying, Swedebrothers
Jojos legs are too short.
>>153372048
Norway needs no more medals
Where is Klaebo's cock??
>>153372073Between Vonn's right leg and the gate
KAOSLOPP
Imagine Norwegien men breeding with Swedish women. We would get the greatest skier race.
>>153372078I laughed out loud
I haven't seen Klaebo work this hard in a QF for 5 years
>>153372067Time doesnt existhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOPkPVnaVJw
>>153372064Jojo is just the right size for me
>swedes trying to take out klæbo WHAT THE FUCK, YOU SCHEMING FUCKS
>>153372078
>de är dubbelt NorgeI never want to hear this phrase again
Myhlback will save us
>>153372103>Chokeback
>>153371444Why does she look like a 36-year old boricua from the Bronx?
>Larry Mountain and Emil in the same heat>vs Ogden, Myhlback and PellegrinoAFLA II incoming.
>>153372103agh, myhlback hurts
BEN BEN BEN
a kingdom for non-shit skis
hardcore
"Det är inte kört" CCOPEMAXXING XD
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>153372136OH NO NO NO
Never doubted my boy Alvar
A L V A RLVAR
>popping off for a 2nd place in QFlmao never change sweden
WTF LOL HOW!? xD
Looks like Larry got to the lucky losers.
>>153372136>(you)
>bogden
STAK-MAXXING
>>153372141How the fuck did he do it? Absolute madlad.com
>>153372136OH YE OF LITTLE FAITH
>Obgynwhat a silly name
Imagine seeing those men getting blacked
>>153372156Myhlback is the double poling master.
How big of an upset will it be if a burger wins this?
>>153372158they've named a medical specialty after him
>>153372003so true
>>153372167impossible tier upset
>>153372167w.. wins? you must be new to sprint
>>153372167It would be the upset of the century so far. Klaebo won every gold in the last world championships, he's simply the best male skier in the world at the time.
>>153372176Anything other than Klæbo is an impossible tier upset.
>>153372163I've heard about jump-skating, but jump-poling?!This is getting ridiculous.
>>153372167Winner is already known, they are racing for 2nd and 3rd
TUZ MY BOY, FLY, FLY AWAY
I hate it.
>Johnny HillGOD DAMN IT WHY DIDN'T YOU CHANGE LANES
Snow is getting soft
I love it.
>Finland
>>153372101bort bort bort
There is always the slim chance that Kläbo falls
Hack i Hälininen
>>153372210we won zero medals in the summer olympics. this is the new normal, it seems.
>>153372214You already tried once
Get RAL'd
why do norwegians include their second names so often
Could Alvar overthrow Klaebo's dominance in the future?
>>153372226Paternal + maternal name
>>153372235I see. That makes sense.
>>153371708wtf is the jewrnalist's problem?
>>153372231
Sneaky Swiss confusing the Norwegians to think he's a teammate
Sweepbros we're still in this
>>153372231that's the only way this could be even worse.
Not Amundsen's week
What a finish by Schoonmaker, I thought it was Jouve
>>153372256we should allowed by FIS to do like in Gladiator elevator scene and stab the main character in the back so he loses strenght
Schoonmaker making eurocucks seethe like a true american
CAM ON SPAINSMOKE THESE SHITTERS
Jojo crying..
Kom igen nu Grahn! :V
>>153372248welcome to american journalismthe AP is supposed to our most "stick to the facts" objective news outlet btw
why did the other swedes make such bad heat choices
>>153372313Finally
>>153372321stupid
VAMOS
>>153372221oh, NOW they do it
SAVED BY THE ZOOMERS
se acabó...
>3.38France and Sweden fucked up with the choices of heat
Anton Grahn yay!
Outkeked by Italians AGAIN
KILL THEM TANK
COME ON JOHANNA
>>153372373I'm not getting my hopes up.
>jonnawinslol
>>153372320>northern sweden>västeråskek, horrible bait
KEEP SLURPING
jonna slow-rolling
OMG it's so close!
>>153372389Everything above Stockholm is Northern Sweden m8
Jonna not breaking a sweat
Svedsko svedsko!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153372373...
Jonna wants to be a nurse
Easy for Sunjo
>AFLA IIITime to cheer SUNJO on.
>>153372426i've got something she could nurse
>>153372440a semi?
why is the norwegian lady so big?
Doesn't even matter if she makes it to the final on timeShe's already cooked
>Sarrazin is Gimmlers bfDidn't know that
Milla is cute!!
CAM ON MILLA
>>153372445yes>>153372453no
>>153372452time to root for someone else
CAM OON MAJA!
Congrats Tank for making the final
>Ryggsäck
Svahn vill cuck jonna in the final
full retard attack actually worked
9000 IQ TACTICS
WHAT IS HAPPENING
Stå på bena nu! Cam on!
>Laura>ColettaFucking shitters
Is Drivenes going to get gold?
KERN GETS IN
millabros...
Tjäder (swe) and Ruud (nor) in top 3 in slopestyle btw
Well at least Millas black thong was spottet.
Dutch replace Selma and lose. Karma
>>153372512No way, but I don't think medal is impossible anymore. Either Maja is weaker than I thought or she's really cool
valnes
I still don't know who is milla
Klaebo vs Myhlback coming up
>>153372545ugly goblin who got knocked out
Cheeky ogden win!
>>153372534Selma back. They skate OR in Final B
Why dont they crash out Klábo are they stupid
KAM ON BEN
Alvar I believe in you!
>>153372559Millage. Ugly. What.
Easy peasy
>>153372578Just throw a blue shell ffs
>>153372578>he skiid? bump eet
VALNES KWAB
AFWA!
valnes you cunt
L A R R YARRY
WHORINEN
Larry out of nowhere!
BOGGED
>>153372588yeah
wtf did I just watch
>>153372592is that sausage wrapped in tortilla?
I thought the instaho was good?
Time for Pelle to get BTFO into retirement
Funland wins finally
>>153372623You wouldn't get it
>>153372616I know we all can have opinion but maybe you shouldn't
Semifinal 1 was superstacked compared to semi 2, badluck Alvar to get in that semi
>>153372623It's wrapped in "Tunnbröd" :3
>>153372623lompe
>>153372623Have to try it
>>153372650>bad luck
>>153372661or bad tactics, whatever
Vike for silver
business idea: reunite sweden and norway again so we can dominate both men and women's skiing
Arrivederci Pelle
TUZ TUZ TUZ
Business idea : biathlon but ski classic
Thanks for the memories, Pelle. Based old man
Pelle beaten by the Czech and Norwegian zoomers.
For me it's ärtsoppa
COME ON SWEEP
>>153372692And then all Swedish women would be breed by Norwegian men. Would create the greatest generation of skiers
NO SWEDISH SWEEPNO SWEDISH SWEEPNO SWEDISH SWEEP
>Those timesBurger survived to the finals?
>>153372699Stina's wet dream
We’re so losing this, thread been nothing but one giant jinx
>>153372717what would happen to the ones bred by swedish men and norwegian women?
SWEDISH SWEEPSWEDISH SWEEPSWEDISH SWEEP
>>153372720Correct
Sun by ten seconds
>>153372724jinx isn't real cuck
>>153372725Um, Swedish men would not be breeding.
TANK IS TIRED
Det er over
Burgerbros...I don't feel so good...the Scandis are bullying us again
>>153372725onlyfans
Princess still going for the maximum attack on this track, amazing.
that norwegian broad is an absolute unit
what is notjessie doing?
YES YES YES
>>153372725ever seen that part in 300 where the narrator talks about throwing newborns off a cliff?
>Sverigesweepslol
Based antislurper course
Easy Swedish sweep>Julia
GIVE THE SWEDISH CHICKS POOOOOWER AHHHHHHHHH \ 0 /
Tank Tom
gay
Norwegian women have become complacent
they should remove women's sprints from the olympics
Worst case scenario
S W E E PWEEP
LINN LINN LINN
STÅ PÅ BENA!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153372778>they should remove womenyes
THE BEAST
SUNJO NO
Tank eternally BTFO looooool
BEAST BEAST BEASTSAMI PRINCESS BTFO
>KWAbway
PVRE SWEDISH DOMINATION
>>153370575YES
wtf Jonnawhat a garbage race
G U L D S I L V E R B R O N S EX T R A
>fishface btfo
Is it possible for us to not win the team sprint now?
FINALLY LINN
TOTAL SWEDISH SWEEP!
SVENKST TRIPPEL
WE DID IT
The King of Sweden is high-fiving his entourage in the audience according to Yle.
Ugly girls should not be allowed to win.
The hug that never ended
Definitely feeling swedish today
>>153372806Who is fishface?
>Sweden 1, 2, 3zzz
Who could have predicted this top 3?
>>153372821skistad obviously
moving on. why are they lingering for so long.
What part of Sweden do you wish you were from?
disgustang
Where's the Linn Svahn hater now?
>>153372813kingly outlooking may i say
>>153372828bro has never seen a fish fr xD
Knust av svenskene
Do Swedish women skiers BREEEEEEEEATH like Norwegian man skiers?What's their secret?
>>153372830Kiruna
KUNGEN
>>153372830Minneapolis
Aftonbladet's editor pulled the trigger too early, Linn disrespected.
>>153372837good asthma medication
Lindsvan getting distance from that final stretch was nuts, imagine the squeeze
>>153372834go back
>>153372830From the Swedish Bush
>Banan? Sopad
>>153372830Systembolaget, Strömstad
>>153372830I wish Sweden had no parts
>>153372813kingen
STOP STALLING I WANT TO WATCH BIATHLON
>Sprint finals on>Biathlon just startedWhat kind of scheduling is that?
>>153372866K N U S TNUST
nice camera quality nrk
do you think these women are into anal?
>>153372866eew
>>153372878>alpine in 25 minutesshit scheduling
>>153372866KNUSTEXTRA
>>153372878let's get everything done before the sun sets-schedule
Hopefully Calle takes gold now too
>>153372885pegging yes
Damn, Swedesisters are pretty good at this
Okay, let's get a sweep back
>>153372885No but when I'm done with them they will be
>>153372885if bbc then yes
>>153372904bandwagoner
>american germans>american finnsfucks sake
>Klaebowinslol
Tourists aren't bad they said
>>153372885Sundling probably takes it up the ass like a good girl. Svahn and Skistad are more into giving than receiving I think
I've never heard of Jiri Tuz in my life
>>153372916the fuck is that thing
KAM ON TUZ SKORE SOME FAKING SKIS
Finns name their males Lauri
Valnes is so dead
>>153372928a collie or something
>>153372904Majestätiskt
TOTAL SWEDISH LOVE
>>153372934steady on there, Johan
USAUSAUSA GET THAT SILVER!
Czrchiabros....
>>153372928That's a dog. The thing on the left, dunno
Okay it's over see you next year at the next olympics
>>153372940huge victory for minecraft
Jesus Christ Klaebo
LET'S FUCKING GO KLÆBO
>Ben Ogden's family and the only other American who has medaled back in the 70s are close family friendsWhat are the chances
h-he's fast
lol
>>153372940I would also make that face if I saw Svahn that close
>klaebowinslol
lol Kläbo can afford to fall
>>153372948kek
Ogre
What kind of asthma medicine is Klaebo taking?
Jesus Christ that Klaebo climbing speed
Ez Gold for us today Zobel-Ultras?
Klæbo is fucking beast! :O
the power of asthma medication
>>153372916Who's top dog? Jeanmonnot or Svahn?
>no sweepi sleep
I looked away for 5 seconds, and Klæbo is in a different country.
>>153372961>>153372962Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot
BEN OGDEN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
inhuman
WE WON FIFTH PLACEEEEEEEEE
KLÆBO KLÆBO KLÆBO
Lmao Klaebo on the finish straight.
goog guy klæbo waiting 5 minutes so it wont look so bad
Inb4>Klaebosweepslol
>no sweepthat's not a real victory, sorry norway, try again harder next time
Genuine question.Does Klaebo have asthma?
Vike is that bronze winner meme on the podium lmao
>>153373003He does not.
what happened sweep-way?
1. Botn2. Perrot3. Sturla>giacoomerHe is not the shootingest>germanybros12. Strelol>schommerbrosmedal possible but don't wanna jinx
>>153373009>albuterolway
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
this is stupidthey were supposed to be skiing and not just running uphill with skis on
My first year as a Swedish citizen so I need to show my supportCouldn’t be prouder LFG!
>>153373003you grow up in norway and sweden you're more likely to have asthma
>>153373021Based
New thread for biathlon etc., only 8 guys have passed the first shooting so far.>>153373022>>153373022>>153373022
>>153372976that Klæbo BREAAAATH for youHow do you call 'Breath' in Norwegian?
There was a Fak and now there is a Hak
>>153373035pust
>>153373042KLÆBO PUST!!!
>>153373024yearly reminder
>>153372988>>153373015only the second time the USA has won a medal in men's cross-country skiing
>>153373084what did skiers with no asthma diagnosis mean by this?
>>153372940>That cameramanAnyone have the bunda shots from it?
SVÄRJE
