Marcell Ozuna is heading to Pittsburgh, per multiple reports
doyers
Trade news: The Boston Red Sox are acquiring third baseman Caleb Durbin in a trade with the Milwaukee Brewers, sources tell ESPN. Left-hander Kyle Harrison is headlining the three-player package headed back to Milwaukee.Infielder David Hamilton and left-hander Shane Drohan are the other two players going to Milwaukee along with Kyle Harrison in the Caleb Durbin deal, sources tell ESPN.
pie rats
>deplete the farm >loseStankeedoo ‘em!
dodgers
anyway back to the mets
TO BEAT THE CHAMP YOU GOTTA KNOCK 'EM OUT
Mariners!
https://youtu.be/8aUYE_16mC4?si=mnGui7WqhtHcVqZg
>>153361138Wow what a great football team, surely their baseball team is great as well?
>>153361302Yes, it's pretty good too.
>>153360281actually really sad to see monasterio go in this deal, hopefully boston takes good care of him. he's really fun to watch, just always looked excited to get playing time and always gave his all
>>153361302they're decent
football is gay
>>153359988Looks like he might be a starter until we get Cole or Rodon at the trade deadline.
>>153360281I remember thinking Kyle Harrison was going to be good when he was called up to the Giants. Now he's been traded twice. Usually if a prospect gets traded twice before settling in with a team, they're not that good (I always think of Francisco Mejia being a top 30 prospect and then by the time he was traded to the Rays you knew he wasn't any good).
odd question but do people have sex at baseball games? ive heard rumors about there being gloryholes at some baseball stadiums but figured that was just a meme. im going to a bunch of spring training games this year and its a bucket list item for me. get a quick load out in the second deck bathroom and then eat a few hotdogs and a beer the rest of the way.
>>153361960My guess is you've got a much better chance if you're willing to do it with a man.
>>153361960boystown cubs nuff said
>>153361960best bet is to go on a college discount night or dollar beer event. lot more girls will be there. and yes some stadiums do have gloryholes but youd have to scope that out yourself. assuming this is spring training in FL, maybe some latinas would be willing to do it
>>153361960hoping uncle steve adds an asian brothel to metropolitan park
>>153361960I'm having sex at a ballgame right now.
>>153361960port st lucie mets have a unironic gloryhole in left field mens bathroom (furthest stall to the left). i was too scared to stick my pecker through though.
it's up
>>153362576
So much aura with the pine stripe hats and black unis
BASEBALL TODAY
BASEBALL TOMORROW
BASEBALL FOREVER
>>153362576need a kike & pages catch bobblehead, also a muncy hr one
>>153362628colorblind?
>>153360201ozuna from da pierats
>>153362576and it's beautiful>>153362728hope they make one of the double play from game 6
>>153362576got more soul than all of those combined
>>153362576uh why arent yummyhomo's eyes slanted
>>153363076yeah sure why not
>>153362656>>153362678>>153362698Based.
>>153363076>>153363209I need it
>>153363374A.M. is highly underrated in LF. Veteran piece.
>>153362889if will klein sticks around, he deserves a bobblehead too
>>153363395I am not sure how much outfield he actually played last year
>here's that fun maga half time show I was telling you about
>>153360281Sounds like they didn't like the price for Paredes.
>>153363958MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
ben rortvedt
ITS KID BAYBAY
>>153364203we call him clutchvedt or buntvedt or benny biceps 'round these parts
>>153363934Only a few games when Reynolds got hurt but he claimed on Twitter a few weeks ago he can play more in the field than the pie rats were willing to let him
>>153363958both shows were dogshit, so i just loaded up thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtFY8jgQHrEi won
>>153363934>>153364396I meant RF but yeah
I'm going to sleep until opening day. Wish me luck bros
>>153363966Not surprised, E-sock doesn’t move the needle much more than Caleb Durbin does and he was a staple in Houston’s lineup — they probably asked for a hefty price including a high end SP and defensive replacement lol.
>>153364490are you a bear?
>>153364528No I'm just a guy
I got a job offer from Amazon for $23/hr. Thanks anons who told me to not go to work today at Walmart ($16/hr) lol. 4chan pass on me? Baseball players for this feel?
pie rats make ya seeth?
>>153364566
Skubal > Skenes
>>153364399this is horrible
This is a pie rats thread
You now remember when the Mindphucker swept the Mets and Jays
>>153364780duh, all of that k slop is garbage
>>153364880>It was over for the Jays here
>>153364880one of my all time favorite white players
>>153365035Said that lolz
Please pound me
Baseball now.
>>153365349this is a hockey general until april
>>153365373Yankees hockey
arraez chicken
>Caleb Durbin to BoSox for Kyle HarrisonThe Matt Shaw rumors can finally be put to bed
>>153362576yams's looks like matthew broderick
teams for this feel?
>>153364499paredes is certainly a more established hitter
>>153365632not my type of cuisine
>>153363958has Kid Rock fashioning himself into his generations Lee Greenwood
>>153365785>bugs eating bugs
intbboafu,ddhaipfmc
baseball soon but not soon enough
caleb turdin
monkey
never
>>153366064kek...KEK!!!
cramp
morty let's play with two infielders morty
Have you worked on your swing this off-season, anon?
>>153365373*until spring training
Top Remaining Free Agents (From MLBTR's Top 50 FAs):>1. Kyle Tucker - LAD $240M / 4yrs>2. Bo Bichette - NYM $126M / 3yrs>3. Dylan Cease - TOR $210M / 7yrs>4. Munetaka Murakami - CWS $34M / 2yrs>5. Alex Bregman - CHC $175M / 5yrs>6. Framber Valdez - DET $115M / 3yrs>7. Tatsuya Imai - HOU $63M / 3yrs>8. Cody Bellinger - NYY $162.5M / 5yrs>9. Kyle Schwarber - PHI $150M / 5yrs>10. Ranger Suarez - BOS $130M / 5yrs>11. Pete Alonso - BAL $155M / 5yrs>12. Josh Naylor - SEA $92.5M / 5yrs>13. Edwin Diaz - LAD $69M / 3yrs>14. Michael King - SDP $75M / 3yrs15. Zac Gallen>16. Devin Williams - NYM $45M / 3yrs>17. Brandon Woodruff - MIL $22.05M / 1yr>18. Trent Grisham - NYY $22.05M / 1yr>19. Kazuma Okamoto - TOR $60M / 4yrs>20. Eugenio Suarez - CIN $15M / 1yr>21. Robert Suarez - ATL $45M / 3yrs>22. Shota Imanaga - CHC $22.05M / 1yr>23. Jorge Polanco - NYM $40M / 2yrs24. Chris Bassitt>25. Merrill Kelly - ARI $40M / 2yrs>26. Brad Keller - PHI $22M / 2yrs27. Lucas Giolito>28. Ha-Seong Kim - ATL $20M / 1yr>29. J.T. Realmuto - PHI $45M / 3yrs>30. Ryan O'Hearn - PIT $29M / 2yrs>31. Harrison Bader - SFG $20.5M / 2yrs>32. Raisel Iglesias - ATL $16M / 1yr>33. Nick Martinez - TBR $13M / 1yr>34. Luis Arraez - SFG $12M / 1yr35. Zack Littell>36. Ryan Helsley - BAL $28M / 2yrs>37. Gleyber Torres - DET $22.05M / 1yr38. Justin Verlander>39. Cody Ponce - TOR $30M / 3yrs>40. Kyle Finnegan - DET $19M / 2yrs>41. Luke Weaver - NYM $22M / 2yrs>42. Tyler Rogers - TOR $37M / 3yrs>43. Seranthony Dominguez - CWS $20M / 2yrs>44. Pete Fairbanks - MIA $13M / 1yr>45. Gregory Soto - PIT $7.75M / 1yr>46. Emilio Pagan - CIN $20M / 2yrs>47. Tyler Mahle - SFG $10M / 1yr48. Max Scherzer>49. Victor Caratini - MIN $14M / 2yrs>50. Willi Castro - COL $12.8M / 2yrs
>>153366210Honorable Mentions:>Miguel Andujar - SDP $4M / 1yr>Shawn Armstrong - CLE $5.5M / 1yr>Josh Bell - MIN $7M / 1yrWalker BuehlerGriffin CanningPatrick CorbinNestor Cortes>Lewin Diaz - SAM $1.5M / 1yr>Zach Eflin - BAL $10M / 1yr>Paul Goldschmidt - NYY $4M / 1yr>Foster Griffin - WAS $5.5M / 1yr>Austin Hays - CWS $6M / 1yrRhys Hoskins>Adrian Houser - SFG $22M / 2yrs>Danny Jansen - TEX $14.5M / 2yrs>Kenley Jansen - DET $11M / 1yr>Pierce Johnson - CIN $6.5M / 1yr>Anthony Kay - CWS $12M / 2yrs>Max Kepler - Suspended for 80 games>Tyler Kinley - ATL $4.25M / 1yrMichael KopechStarling Marte>Phil Maton - CHC $14.5M / 2yrs>Steven Matz - TBR $15M / 2yrs>Dustin May - STL $12.5M / 1yr>James McCann - ARI $2.75M / 1yr>Yoan Moncada - LAA $4M / 1yrJordan Montgomery>Cedric Mullins - TBR $7M / 1yr>Sean Newcomb - CWS $4.5M / 1yr>Marcell Ozuna - PIT $12M / 1yr>Drew Pomeranz - LAA $4M / 1yrJose Quintana>Rob Refsnyder - SEA $6.25M / 1yr>David Robertson - Retired>Miguel Rojas - LAD $5.5M / 1yrDominic Smith>Michael Soroka - ARI $7.5M / 1yr>Sung Mun Song - SDP $15M / 4yrsTomoyuki Sugano>Caleb Thielbar CHC $4.5M / 1yrJustin Wilson>Mike Yastrzemski - ATL $23M / 2yrs>Kirby Yates - LAA $5M / 1yr
>>153366200i'm a pitcher
>>153366272big bug milkers...yes please!
>>153366272
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE ASK HIM ABOUT THIS. SHE USED TO BE A BLONDIE. DODGERS #1, BABY
Max Scherzer retiredClayton Kershaw retiredNext, Jose Altuve will retire.
>>153366348NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153366348did Max announce he was retiring? he said after the end of the WS he still wanted to play
>>153366348>>153366422I've heard nothing about Max retiring.
AHHHH I NEED DICK AHHHH!!!!
do you think verlander can get 300 wins?
>>153366535Also go Cubs
>>153366535shut up, faggot
>>153366765I'm literally a girl tho
>>153366348Confirmed facts
>>153366560What's he at right now
>>153366813balls deep in kate upton
Does anyone know where you can watch Cuban National Series playoffs? I think the last series is taking place soon.
>>153366865basement of your local cuban deli
>>153367159A Cubano sandwich would hit right now
>>153366813266
>>153367255No chance unless he plays till hes 45 or something.
>The Athletics have traded infielderMax Schuemannto the Yankees in exchange for minor league right-handerLuis BurgosYankletics WILL grow stronger.
Slopspie's favorite teams power ranking1 yankees1a mets1b rays1c athletics1d white sox1e blue jays1f orioles1g red sox1h cubs...30 doyers
>>153367325checked
>>153367368>implying period soxKys. I hope Peff actually sets Fengay Park on fire with his stove. Varitek was cool thoughever.>>153367372OUR rangs.
>>153367325>this is what passes for hot stove
>>153367474do not reply to slop posters
reminder: shitposters report tomorrow at 9 am at the practice field. be ready to train hard we have a scrimmage vs r/baseball in a week.
>>153367549Fuck, I gotta wake up that early?
FAGGets kek
>>153367549I would strike /mlb/ out on 3 pitches. Slider outside. You feel like your drowning. Curveball in the dirt of course you're chasing it. And Bang 97 inside corner. Youre out. You were always out. Youve been out since the day you were born
pitchers and catchers report tomorrow and the stove still hasn't been lit. Peff has left us to freeze to death...
>>153367619RC 1
>>153367575ask not what your genny can do for you...
ARRAEZ CHICKEN
>>153367779oh my kekkies
>>153367325Count your days Houston.
I'm an incel and I love baseball!
>grinding neon collection for Lou Gehrig
>>153367549ill be there representing kekistani
>>153367857You're in the right place
>>153367857i'm a baseball and i love incels
>>153367875Praise Kek shadilay!!
>>153367857learn from mr met
>>153367857Hi Trevor
>>153367968uh what is sticking out of mr. met's ass?>mx. met
stove status?
1b is stacked these days
>>153368310>according to the shredder
we need krang
>>153367968I wish I was chinese so fucking bad bros
we need bussy
>>153368310I can't respect Fred after he got veneers. LA got to him.
>>153367968I'd rather not.
>>153368489At least his look somewhat believable unlike Matt Stafford
>>153368310lol almost a great shoop, the bottom right corner of Kurtz gave it away though
I watched every dodgers game last year as a beginner fan and I’m thinking to follow another team this year.Any recommendations?
>>153368534pirates
>>153368534Yankees.
>>153368336what tHE FUCK?
>>153368534mets, they love gooks as well
>>153368534the Phillies!
>>153368534Chadres
>>153368543WHY DOES HE WEAR THE LOAFERS
>>153368534mariners
>>153368310freddie :)
>>153368548sex with not taryn
I think I’ll watch braves. thank you guys!
>>153368655chop on, brutha!
>barves
>>153368655this fella needs a cockin'
>>153368655tranny chop kek
>>153368655gayves kek (i ain't even gay!)
>>153368655oooo he's beggin for it!!
>>153368655i think you'll fit in
>>153368655Based ii otoko.
>>153368655not sure how well an asiatic like yourself would fit in with their... "fanbase"...
>>153368655PFMA
Cam Schlittler: 12-K’s in postseason debut.
Holy Schlit!
>>153369067hang the banner stankeedoodle!!!!!
>>153369095
>>153368655Big mistake. Very big
The reason why the Cubs and Blue Jays are lower than where they should be on the fangraphs World Series probabilities is because fangraphs calculates their pitcher projections using FIP, a stat that removes defense from the equation. So they always undervalue pitchers on teams that play elite defense, and the Cubs and Blue Jays are the two best defensive teams in MLB. It overvalues pitchers that have high K-BB that play in front of shitty defenses. I understand why they do it because team defense is an incontrollable variable but it’s still not accurate
>>153369151The inly metrics they should be using are BB/9, H/9, and K/9.
>>153369151Not reading all of that.
>>153368519Ramdgers legend Matt Stafford to you
>>153369151>>153369177Eye test nigga
>>153369151In general I don't trust their projections because I think they said the Twins have a better chance of winning the world series this year compared to teams like the Padres or Guardians, two teams that have solidly made the postseason multiple years in a row at this point compared to the team that shredded most of their roster and is projected to finish 4th in their already joke division.
>>153369218Why are you being so mean to Central bros?
>>153369101thought he had it in the bag kek
>>153369229gonna take em 7 years to make it back.
>>153369229
>>153369225Because most of the teams in the central divisions are not ran seriously.
>>153369304collar this RAT!!
>>153369304Who let this rat out of his collar?
>>153369304sic em peff
>>153369304>collared rat of the yard?!
>>153369229Blow gays kek
this pitcher the brewers got for the red sox is going to end up being a perennial cy young candidate. so contrived. here's to his UCL blowing up into a thousand itty bitty pieces
oh you bunch of jokers ha ha let's go have some fun out back with the braves fans
>collar this r-ACK
>>153369476Think of the water man
>>153369465Don't get mad at the Brewers for actually spending the money on their development team.
>>153369465Why don't the cubs just hire smart people like the brewers do
these doyer cholas on my ig feed are getting ridiculous
>>153369498Cause the cubbies believe in friendship more than talent!
>>153369476I think it might be time to give it a rest or think of some new ideas
don't mind me guys just got some choppin to do with my braves buddies no homo if you know what I mean
>>153369476your shitass sim didn't account for the fact that the real life peff broke his back a year ago and stood up to the recovery like a fucking champion
Vladdy’s new physique
>>153369498There are currently 5 major league teams that are headed by presidents that started with the Cubs
>>153369530Getting lean like pops
>>153369530/mlb/ mogged to the C O R E
>>153369530mogs me
>>153369476Pefferjack!
>>153369530he has 500 million dollars, what's his excuse to not look like this guy
>>153369534Which ones?
Rangerbros are we trying this year or just a rebuild?
>>153369567I just made it up sorry for lying
>>153369530>>153369537>Look guys, he's totally not fat! these looks like they were taken a week apart and he's flexing in the second pics lmao he looks exactly as fat in the "after" pics
>>153368655Welcome bro! Make sure to stop by when the Braves are playing. We don’t bite ;)>>153369537Ass too small but I’d still eat the fuck out of it right after a workout
>>153369583I don't think they're before/after pics man
>>153369484>leave the billion dollar corporation alone!!
Volpe’s looksmatch
>>153369530>>153369537I look like this
>>153369498>cubs>have won the world series before>brewers???????
>>153369632god i hate zoomer aesthetics so fucking bad
>>15336965410 years is the new curse of the bambino bud.
>>153369499>>153369632I look like this
>>153369753ADIOS YOU FUCKIN SKANK
>>153369607that's what they're supposed to be, but what he posted is a before/before.
>>153369632Why is there a Red Sox sticker stage left
>>153369722So it’s about to be over?! Thank you sir, thank you!!!
who is gibson?
>>153369817Sounds like a Timmy. I CANT BREEEEED
>>153369783>>153369537>>153369530before, and WAY before
>>153369632vomit inducing
>>153369864hehehe
>>153369867...
mleb is a sopranos genny
>>153369899the fuck did I do?
>>153369899the sopranos-mets connection runs deep
>>153369938Sopranos had aura. Mets used Grimace to try to gin up the fanbase. not part of the same zip code.
>>153369977fr sopranos is unc status but it's lit fr
>>153369977they still malding bout the grimace, the best of the fast food mascots.
miguel rojas when asked about jazz chisholm-marlins incident >not everyone's going to like me, but there are only a few people who talk bad about me so i don't feel i have to defend myself about anything and i was just being myselfHOLY BASED CUT UP HIS SHOES AGAIN
miguel rojas when asked about jazz chisholm-marlins incident: not everyone's going to like me, but there are only a few people who talk bad about me so i don't feel i have to defend myself about anythingHOLY BASED CUT UP HIS SHOES AGAIN
>>153370033>>153370045based miggy ro. fuck jizzholm.
miguel rojas when asked about jazz chisholm-marlins incident: not everyone's going to like me, but there are only a few people who talk bad about me so i don't feel i have to defend myself about anything>HOLY BASED CUT UP HIS SHOES AGAIN
miguel rojas when asked about jazz chisholm-marlins incident>not everyone's going to like me, but there are only a few people who talk bad about me so i don't feel i have to defend myself about anything and i was just being myselfHOLY BASED CUT UP HIS SHOES AGAIN
they spelled his name wrong
>>153370069'ini
>>153370055>>153370057DODGERS #1 BABY
>>153370070who dat
munetakini
munakekini
>>153370070they dude use real letters so he prob won't even notice tbf
>>153370070ME SO SOLLYI CUT OFF PINKY FINGER NOW
Dodgers won and saved baseball unironically
save this bussy
r8 my lineup, I think we have a real shot a deep elite four run.
>>153370130haven't played pokemon in ages but shouldn't you be able to win with that? Or is 60 not as high as I remember
do you guys know the numbers of players on your team? I watch a ton of baseball and I've never been a jersey number guy
>>153370130>he doesn't have his starting pokemon up first
There are 9 teams that have an above .500 record over the last decade. Can you name the teams? I'll give you the obvious three to start. Dodgers, Astros, Yankees.
>>153370196I lied I forgot about the Covid year being 60 games. There are 15 teams. Forget it all
fucking idiot
>>153370196>>153370221I was gonna say braves, brewers, cleveland, cubs, rays and red soxwould I have been close?
>>153370140I've never paid attention to jersey numbers. I end up knowing some of them over time but it's not intentionally.
>>153370245Dude you nailed it nice job lol. Those are the 9 best teams over the last decade. Idk if you were going for order but in order itsDodgersAstrosYankeesGuardsBrewersRed SoxBravesRaysCubsCare to guess the other 6? It's harder
>>153360201My pirates signed someone (:
>>153370258That's how I'd describe myself. There are some pretty important players for my team that played for nearly a decade that I have no clue what their numbers are/were
>>153370280hell yeah, I went alphabetic (I would have guessed ATL and MIL before CLE if it were in order of wins) but now I'll try to guess the other 6
>>153370292the only thing I'm 100% certain of is Jackie Robinson and Mariano Rivera wore #42
>>153370280>GuardsWho?
>>153370280A's, Cards, Padres, Twins were all I could come up with since I assume they would have needed to make the playoffs in the coof year to get them over the hump and I cant remember who else made it that year who I didnt already have
>>153370130how'd you get alakazam trading on an emulator?
>>153370362CardinalsMarinersBlue JaysPhilliesMetsGiants Twins and Padres were both the two teams closest to but just below .500. Padres had some brutal seasons in the mid 2010s and the A's had a couple of 100 loss seasons recently that tanked them. Twins are just always near .500 for the most part
why was skubal never charged with attempted murder?
Why didn’t the Angels sign anyone? Gah another lost season!
>>153370394Take your base please.
>>153370394bunt sissy gets put in his place
>>153370399I feel like the angels signed a million bottom-of-the-barrel free agents this offseason, can't say they didn't do anything
>>153370390makes sense, I dont think I thought about it right when I gave my last response although I am surprised the memeiners made it given how they didn't make the playoffs until 22 and then again only one more yearthey really do always fall just short lol
>>153370426Mariners were definitely a surprise to me as well but they've been a model of consistency, 7 of the 9 seasons full seasons they finished with 85-90 wins
>>153370390>>153370426>>15337047354%bros....
>>153370473at least their football team made up for a decade of sadnessthat ALCS game 7 was such a gut punch
>>153370379You can open a multiplayer window and trade using mgba
>>153370479I don't know the full quote and context I've only heard mariners fans reference it but it is pretty hilarious that he's getting really close to that 54% all the time
>>153370417Apologize to Jordan Romano and Alec Manoah right now!!
“If what you’re doing is focusing year to year on, ‘What do we have to do to win the World Series this year?’ You might be one of the teams that’s laying in the mud and can’t get up for another decade,” Dipoto told reporters Tuesday.“So we’re actually doing the fan base a favor in asking for their patience to win the World Series, while we continue to build a sustainably good roster.”“If you go back and you look, in a decade those teams that win 54 percent of the time always wind up in the postseason. And they more often than not wind up in the World Series. So, there’s your bigger-picture process,” Dipoto said. “Nobody wants to hear the goal this year is, ‘We’re going to win 54 percent of the time.’ Because sometimes 54 percent is — one year, you’re going to win 60 percent, another year you’re going to win 50 percent. It’s whatever it is. But over time, that type of mindset gets you there.”>t. Bunbunmaru Sports Archives
>>153370524I know this is how most front office people think but sometimes baseball ops people forget that part of their job is selling the fans on the fact that you're doing everything you can to win a WS. Especially when you're literally addressing the media
>>153370536He spent the following week cleaning it up. If anything his process has been vindicated.
>>153370536>"I want my fucking trophy back!"Middleton understands this.
>>153370538Haven’t won a pennant or World Series yet so it’s vindicated as long as “made the playoofs twice” is your success criteria.
"Finish in second place every single year because your fans will say 'Wow, we got a shot. We're in it! ' But there's always the carrot left." "Sports is a business of failure but the fact that you finish second or third or fourth it doesn’t mean you had a bad year." "I think the important thing to fans is, while they want you to win championships, they want to know that when they get down to the last month of the season you still have a shot. You’re still playing meaningful games. If you can do that consistently you’ll make your fans happy."
>>153370536To be fair on the Mariners, I don't think their fans are expecting their team to ever win a world series in their lifetime.
Ohtani is a physical monster
>>153370394>murderGet covered by Progressive Insurance today
Need a new keyboard bros, any recommendations?
>>153371794Cubs fan here! May i suggest something like this!?
>>153371298Reinsdorf is a terrible owner but the man that gave that quote is an untrustworthy little weasel of a man that lies all the time
>>153371823hawt
>>153371794I really like my keychron
>>153371794I got a cummy one you can has
Good morning everybody.
>>153372895Metsiners on the board!
>>153369795Wtf
>>153369899
>>153369938
>>153372895Gay mets lad
Ryan Weathers looks good on the mound.
>>153370130where the fuck is Jolteon and Snorlax
>>153372895gm
>>153370130this is a tamagotchi general
10 days until spring training22 days until world baseball classic 43 days until opening night
>>153373816wake me in october
>>153371829Hes said that before to former players that have zero reason to lie like Jack McDowell, and he also said it at some conference in front of a bunch of people several years ago. Samson is a slimy prick, but so is Reinsdorf.
>>153373460Jolteon DFAed to make roster space for Arcanine.Snorlax optioned to Box 4 in favor of Machamp.
>>153374078what a life!
>>153374083"Boy Genius" strikes again
>>153374099problem?
i caught them all in 1999
Was YOUR baseball team in the halftime show?
>>153374382HIV, Syphilis, and Gonorrhea?
>>153374231big dawgs gotta eat
>>153374382Come to my ass, complete your colleciton with a shiny Hep-Q
I could go for apoundin
>>153374428both of them have now been to more superbowls than they have the world series lol
Wilder Flores is still available
>>153374382I could go for a venerial-to-venrial contact pounding
VD-em!
>>153369899I wish /tv/ weren't such a shit hole these days. A vast majority of threads have less than ten posts, most people have no business making threads over there. There needs to be a quality control admin that approves threads before they're posted. Only I would be qualified for the job though and I would only do it for $110k+ yearly
thinkin' bout bassball
Papi and A-Rod joke around too much. Let’s get that Cubbie bear Rizz in the booth.
>>153374636Best I can offer is $0 a day and a false sense of importance
VD Jance or something
Your face when the Mets lose in the divisional round?
>>153374760
>>153374760Mets going 173-0
>>153374760Schwarby when he hits a nuke off Peralta in game 1
>>153374831Fucking dodgers robbed us of Diaz mindfucking Schwarber kino. He’s gonna get his first hit off of him now, bet your entire life savings on it.
>>153374904Weaver and Williams are both good relievers though.
>>153375043I'll give ya relief
>>153375043I agree but Diaz owned Schwarber. He’s 0-10 against him with 8 Ks and an OBP of 0.
>>153375085The Mets are going to be fine relief wise.
Donaldson owned Chisholm
Cito Gaston really didn't have a very long career as a manger for someone who won two World Series in his 40s and had a winning record overall. He's 78th all-time in wins and in games managed and only ever managed for one franchise.
>>153375120Josh Donaldson? The negro leaguer?
>>153369499Is there a single dodgers titcow latina who doesn’t have an absolute dogface?
>east coasties still have no idea about the seahawks or mariners embarrassing really
>>153375194Excuse me but our Seahawkiants SHOULD be 4-0 against the Pats if not for… well you know
>>153375194What have the mariners done to improve their perceived weaknesses at 1B, 3B, and middle relief?
>>153375257I don't watch baseball lol
>>153375257you could atleast pretend you followed the off-season
>>153375298They also have no offensive production.
>>153375315Marinsaars kek
Blake Snell is not good
Blake Sneed
>>153375182mets got all the good titcows
FAGGets kek!
reportin' in
>Barves get Jonah HeimGay, I wanted my team to have him.
I'm here too
I can't wait for some Gapefruit League action
>gaped fruits league
>>153375875ngh
>Arte wants me to pay $100 to watch this team lose 90+ games again Yeah I'm not going to do that you old fuck. It's going to be mlbwebcast for me.
>>153376468I tried to do that but buffering kills the experience for me. If I watch 150 games it's only a few cents everytime I tune in. Plus being minutes behind the live feed has always bothered me. Obviously if money is tight that's a different story but I can justify 100 bucks for my favorite entertainment.
im not watching baseball every day this yeari need to change my life. i cant watch baseball, drink, and shitpost multiple times a week anymore.
>>153376689Reckon the drinking is the only thing you need to cut back on
>Right-hander Tomoyuki Sugano and the Colorado Rockies are in agreement on a one-year, $5.1 million contract, a source tells ESPN. @harding_at_mlb had the deal first. And catching up on other credit: @ChrisCotillo was first on Aaron Civale going to the A’s.peff jassan
New Dodger bobblehead giveaway just announced
>>153377065poor bastard
>Earlier today, the Yankees claimed RHP Osvaldo Bido off waivers from the Los Angeles Angels.New demon in the rotation
>>153377065Future Yankees deadline additional now that he’s somewhat doesn’t cost $15M KWAB.>>153377348Did YOUR team pick up a pirates pitching lab arm? Da next Skenes
>>153376875i started to cut back on my drinking in the summer and that naturally led me to examine my habits/rituals/etc.
>>153376689>quitting 4chan Loser alert
>>153370394foul ball dezu
Verlander back to Detroit, 1 yr/$13M
>Right-hander Justin Verlander and the Detroit Tigers are in agreement on a one-year contract. Verlander, 43 next week, returns to the team with which he spent his first 13 seasons and whose hat he'll wear in the Hall of Fame.peff jassan
>>153370394you think this is fucking funny??
>>153370611They just had their best ever playoff run.
>>153376689extremely homosexual post
Has your pitcher reported yet?
>>153375257Naylor 5 years @ 1BDonovan 2 years @ 2B/3B/LFFerrer uhhhh idk how many years
>>153377392Sugano will get us back in the Japanese market.
balling out of control
>>153369257jajajaj menudo cabronazo eres
Guess who's back. Back again
Tigers are genuine WS contenders this year.
Hourly ReminderHe is still persona non grata.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>153374078ill miss those love handles
Sorry, don't know how this works, can a team of only pitchers win?
>>153378285Yes, but you really want louis castillo and felix hernandez on your team.
>>153378272Coz they added some old timer? Don’t make me laugh, kid
>>153376689>im not watching baseball every day this yeari havent watched baseball in decades. radio and/or newspaper is the intended experience
>not reading live baseball off the tickertape
>godlander is backIm crine rn bros
Reminder the Dodgers organist is at the olympics
>>153378253>>153377795>>153377726
>>153378397>not listening by wireless telegraphyHow droll
>>153378602Based.I'm a Cubs fan, btw...
ok but why couldnt the tigers get a righty batter??
>>153378834Gay bar is elite
>>153378794He's either at 1969 or 2003...
>>153378834Scott Harris really really really likes lefties for some reason. He only drafts them
Foolish Bailey stabbed us in the back the rat bastard fuck
>>153378897>>153378794kekkies
>>153378979it's alright little guy, I respect you
first for Dbacks
>>153379098Oh I'm big lol. Really big
>>153379122You sure are tiger. Keep eating your veggies and listen to your mom.
>>153379122Cards fan btw
>>153379142I drive an alfa romeo that I paid for in cash lol
When a 4chan fucking loser freak says something to me <<<<<<<<<< LOL
>>153379146shiiet I'm looking to cop, what the price on an 8ball
>mariners will be LIVE playing baseball in only 10 daysBros... out long nightmare is almost over.
Yeah back down little fucking faggot bitch. Good boy
Tires of these twitter sports news accounts that claim they're parodies but really just tweet believable false news. Like there won't be a joke anywhere in there. It'll just be "let's see how many people I can fool by saying X was suspended for Y or that Z was traded." Parodies are supposed to be funny.
>>153379292What's the talkin' baseball fake account that does that?
With the Pirates signing Ozuna, 100% of players who have been suspended for domestic violence who have appeared in MLB since 2024 will have played for the Pirates in that time.
Is there going to be a foreign Opening Day stunt this year?
>>153379351>t. sarah langs
>>153379115why is that snek looking at me like that
>>153377726Detroit jumps up to the best rotation in the AL.
>>153379351Buc's keep the wenches in line!
>>153377934This guy dominates my pitching staff. I hate him.
>>153379707I'm glad this dude didn't die (lucky fucker wasn't even paralyzed) so I can laugh at this without my conscience hurting
this shit needs to get reduced down to 80 games a year. Enough is enough already.
>>153379798fuck you retard
this shit needs to get reduced down to just the playoffs each year. sim the season in mlb the show. Enough is enough already.
>>153379830And not a single counter argument to be seen.Typical 162chimp behavior.
>>153379798retarded idiot asshole
>>153379798n-
Yankees suck
>>153379798Someboduy rape this guy
>>153379938>>153379893>>153379882>>153379830>NOOOOOOOOOOO WE NEED A MILLION GAMES A YEAR! WONT SOMEBODY THINK OF THE OWNERS REVENUE????
>>153379749>wake up from coma>still a pirates fanhe wouldve been better off dead
>>153379968It's the players' pay to, thoughbeit. one in the same.
We should just do 18 games so we can be popular like the NFL
>>153380011Correct.
>>153379998>>153379749He's shirtless and on the field so he counts as a streaker.
324 game schedule when?
>>153379430No. I think they don't feel the need, given that they already have the WBC.
>>153379968>wanting more casuals Just implement the salary cap too FAGGet.
>Rangers giving away a bloody Nolan Ryan jerseyBased
>>153380057>Just implement the salary cap too FAGGetOkay, sounds good. Ill implement a salary floor too.
>>153380011I think we should do 16 games per week like the NFL. Except make it 16 games PER TEAM per week.
God hated him for existing.Baseball players for this feeling?
>>153380093>Muh salary floorIt would be a nothingburger number that every team but the White Sox or Marlins always go over anyway.
>>153379707What exactly did he have in mind? It looks like a suicide attempt. Is there a story to go along with that clip?
>>153380121Ed Kranepool
>>153380170
>>153380124Youre way to fucking weak to stop me lil boy lmao
>>153380121Here's a list of every injury that has caused Eloy Jimenez to miss time throughout his first six MLB seasons:Ankle — April 26, 2019Elbow — July 16, 2019Hip — Aug. 22, 2019Vertigo — July 26, 2020Foot — Sept. 24, 2020Foot — Oct. 1, 2020Pectoral — March 29, 2021Groin — July 28, 2021Knee — Sept. 7, 2021Hamstring — April 13, 2022Leg — July 13, 2022Elbow — Aug. 23, 2022Leg — Sept. 1, 2022Hamstring — April 5, 2023Appendix — May 6, 2023Leg — June 8, 2023Heel — Aug. 4, 2023Groin — Aug. 16, 2023Adductor — April 1, 2024And i think he was dealing with some hamstring stuff last year while stuck in the Rays minor leagues.
>>153379998Sid Bream was out
gross
>>153380121>be golden boy>HR leader for your club>pushed out by the shiny new toy
>>153380227>em dash on 4chan.orgOkay, human.
Which team is she a fan of?
>>153380429What the fuckiana
>>153380410>noooo just compile the data yourself and think of the water
The whole point of baseball is that it’s an everyday thing
>Lindor might need surgery
Doys
>>153380429whats the backstory on this image
>>153380469God hates those who defile his temple.
>>153380469But could be ready for opening day
>>153380429source
>>153380605
any baybaws to watch today?
>>153380605Erm...
>>153380453
>>153380121post 2019 anthony rendon
>>153377726>>153377795The end is near.... Verlander is getting ready to head off to the sunset
>>153380384Nobody cares about the FAGGets tho kek
First things first somehow talking baseball cards right now
>>153381337This took me too long to parse. I'm guessing that's the name of some podcast or something that you neglected to capitalize.
Who’s starting 1B for you.2013 Goldy, 2022 Goldy, or 2025 Vladdy Jr
You can tell the NFL season is over by how many dogshit posts there's been today
So today is the day that pitchers and catchers report, right?
catch this bussy
>>153381562I'd take the one who would choose to receive a vaccine during a pandemic over the one who chose instead to simply not play in games.
Anyone know what the over/under is for Verlander pitching more than 10 starts this season before retirement?Follow-up - anyone have the over/under on butthurt from the *tros fairweathers when JV is inevitably inducted into the HoF as a Tiger?
So let me get this straight. Pete Rose has sex with a 15 year old and no one cares. But Epstein has sex with a 17 year old and the entire world loses its mind for a decade? Make it make sense.
>>153381812Faglander robbed Gerrit Cole of the 2019 CYA.
>>153381866should've been split like they did with Johnson and Shilling
hey
>>153381824Kash get back to work ffs
Santander out for 5-6 months>blow gaysKek!
blowgaydoo ‘em!
>>153381932Agreed.
Please...!
Must be Mets media day
Mets already off to the typical spring training start
nu?
I got this
>>153382433no… NO!!!
>>153382099>>153382230DAAAAAAAAAAAAA
nu… NU!!!
>>153378275that funky muncy
Nu Nu!
>>153380121https://x.com/KeeganMatheson/status/2021345214666100816
Chugga chugga nuu nuuu~
If someone doesn’t make a nu I’m switching back to being straight immediately. Just try and stop me!!
nu>>153382532>>153382532>>153382532
>>153381230das rite
