Previous : >>153375252Official Schedulehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/scheduleAerodynamic vagina edition
Today men hockey starts finally. Who is ready?
The most difficult part about female luge is to control their pelvic muscles to keep it closed and prevent them from inflating like a balloon.
>>153386930>>153386969USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>153386969
>>153387032is that flirting
>>153386969>No USA vs Canada group gameszzzz
>>153387040shes establishing dominance before the 3way
>>153387032
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>153387046That's because they will play in finals
>>153387063Can she ungay him?
>>153387182So will the women's teams (probably). Now Canada has a huge grudge going into the finals.
>three monthsShe wasn't even his girlfriend
>>153387193I don't think a grudge will be enough with the gap between them right now.
>>153387036aina uskonu
>>153387193Yeah but women hockey has that silly system that all the best teams are in group A so group A all teams qualify but in group B only top 3. Men dont have that system
think someone just died in halfpipe
>>153387195Maybe should have not cheated her then if she was love of his life. What an idiot
>>153386969Not Italy >>153387144
>>153387195What a retard
China lady dead in halfpipe
>>153387240Webm?
>>153387264>>153387214
Ouch.
>>153387235How are you meant to read those numbers?
Double gay luge when?
Man, that's a bad one. Hope it's better than it looked.
>>153387280very basically, they're giving Italy four goals to get even odds.
>>153387153wtf is there curling on
>>153387291i'm curling one off right now
>>153387290More so the:+124, -115, +4000-148, -105, -50000
>>153387269Fucking hell, i hope she will be okay
>>153387280The more negative number indicates the favored outcome. So Sweden -50000 means they're favored to win the game outright, in such a way that betting $25 on them will profit 5 cents. Put another way, it's only slightly more likely that Italy can win than it is I ever have sex.
>>153387308plus sign means how much you win when you bet a hundred, and minus sign is how much you need to bet to win a hundred. -50000 to win 100, so very huge favorites.
what's the deadliest sport in the summer?
amazed burgers are still chanting USA USA
>>153387321walking
>>153387321>Samoan coach Lionel Fatupaito got a heart attack in 2024>Chinese coach killed himself in 2020>German coach died in car accident 2016
>>153387321trampoline probably
>>153387321sauna
>>153387321chainsaw jousting
>>153387321
>>153387195kwab
>>153387308Sweden -4.5 means they'd have to win the game by 5 goals for that bet to pay out, or Italy could lose but only by 1-4 (a relatively close loss) and that bet still pays because Sweden didn't win by as much as they were supposed to. O/U is total scoring by both teams, so they expect there to be more than 6 goals. Could be Sweden 7-0, Sweden 4-3, etc.The +/- numbers are just the odds of these things happening and are rigged in a way that they always make money no matter who wins. It's basically gacha games for white people.
>>153387370mum voice: what idiot left that in the way
super g? more like super gay
>>153387313>>153387320Thanks. What an awful system.Think that all translates to:$2.24 // $1.87 // $41$1.67 // $1.95 // $1.002
>>153386930Did our aerovagina get silver? I missed it. Was she close to gold or bronze?
>>153387409one of those american things they'll never get out of. we use decimals over here.
>>153387422You guys got silver
Does your country have more gold medals than Franjo anon?
>>153387422Wasnt that close to gold. German girl was just too dominant
>>153387409It's intentionally confusing, which is why Polymarket and Kalshi came up. All you have to do is say yes or no to a specifically worded outcome and then watch as they don't pay out on a technicality.
>>153387441Ah, but barely. Could have been bronze.
this is a lot of 2000s techno and I like itnot looking forward to the songs at the LA olympics
>>153387443we have no medals between the previous summer olympics and these winter olympics. so yeah, where can we buy a Franjo?
>>153387443if he's so good then why don't he do a second run and see if he can still keep his time
>>153387321Getting in the way of the female hammer throwers at buffet time.
>>153387457Zoomers are discovering Y2K era numetal and pop punk at an increasing rate and so much of that came out of LA. They might do the right thing.
how come no blacks?
>>153387457the olympic playlist has barely been updated since sochi
>>153387477get ready for pink pony club every 15 minutes
>>153387486Trannies won't exist in 2 years.
>>153387483*bored doesnt-even-believe-own-bullshit voice* the ties of, uh ... structural racism leave a deep and lasting, uh, legacy, which leaves disadvantaged groups, uh...
whys there no downhill snowboarding
>>153387483wait until ice basketball
>>153387511you'd need to prep the morgue before every race
is anything happening? bbc have some hags yapping on 1 channel and blokes figure skating on another
>>153387195most masculine norwegian
>>153387520the scrubs of super G finishing the race. apart from that, nothing.
>>153387520Im watching headfirst sledbobbing training.Training is decent cause they're more likely to crash from not knowing the course
>>153387477its gonna be nighop don't be naive
>>153387483There have been a couple. I've seen one speed skater and one hockey player, both American.
>>153387520the next interesting thing is speed skating in 6 hours
>>153387539Finland-Slovakia starts in 3.5 hours
>>153387526would watch it if was the women with their jiggly bums
>>153387535weet ik
>>153387539>speed skating>interesting
Why are the first days of the olympics nearly all women/mixed events?
>>153387618gotta remind people why they like the olympics
Id say they wanted to get through the boring shit, but then they randomly held the medals for a bunch of kino events really early too which is annoying as hell.
According to the official site there are no events currently in progress
>>153387646BRAVO IOC
>>153387646they are showing halfpipe qualifiers is it a replay or does that just not include qualifiers
who thought sliding down some ice was a good sport
>couldnt stay up tommorow>was trying to watch like 2-3 events simultaneously>can stay up today>nothing onBut hey, at least we rushed through a bunch of cool shit in the first 2 days instead of giving people a better spread of kino.
>>153387672They've done that a bunch. 2-3 hours of dead time and then 4+ events on at the same time.
>>153387461knowing franjo he would just beat his own time twice
>>153387483there was a haitian (raised in france) doing luge
whats a gundersen
>>153387755What's a Nordic Combined?
FUCK ICE
>>153387759What a meme sport.>uhh we can jump, and then snoozefest for 10kHow bout Swiss combined, Luge and 3k long track skating, or American combined, Ice Hockey + Figure Skating. We can all pick out random shit.At least downhill + slalom is a bit similar.
We possibly have the first death today. She didn't move at all afterwards
>>153387811>Ice Hockey + Figure Skatingit's coming https://www.instagram.com/p/DSf-1HBEtiu/
>>153387785It might be unhealthy for the penis, you should not do that.
>>153387823I read a romance like this but it was two women
womens biathlon starting
>>153387483Haiti had a guy in skiatholon. There's a speed skater. And a some luge or skeleton i think
they should give the women rifles with recoil
The winter Olympics is boring and gay
>>153387850We're using Smith & Wesson .500s and Colt AR-15s in LA28 btw.
They should add a tea drinking competition so the brits can medal hahahhaa
>>153387857Should be perfect for you then lmao.
>>153387820Stop claiming this. People don't die from a broken lower back.
>>153387864We'd still end up bottling it
>>153387864>Japan>USA>India
E E S T IESTI
>>153387864We'd be in the lead for the whole race and then fuck it up and drop the cup at the last second and come third.
>>153387888corn syrup and water isn't tea
Their pace is slower than that of the biathletes, isn't it?
>>153387904Well neither is the Ganges but you're still coming in 4th.
>>153387908moguls final soon
>>153387916>American banter
>>153387923There will probably be some overlap but it's gonna be nordic -> biathlon -> moguls and I think we'll be able to see the end for all 3
SUOMI SUOMI SUOMI
which biathlete are we rooting for
>>153386930Mentally preparing for AFLA
What the fuck is Nordic Combined
these fucking ad breaks mid competition are making me antisemitic
>>153388051The French ones + Hanna Oeberg because she's cute
>>153388071CONSOOOOOM
>>153388064Super Scandinavia, the monster of the fjords uprooting and advancing on the mainland to devour us whole
>>153388051doro wierer e VITTOZZI
i can't open the foil packet to my biscuits
kek the commentators are complaining about that cheating story
CAM ON SUOMI PUSH FOR IT
FINLAND WINS A THIRD PLACE
WE WON A MEDALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FIRST MEDAL FOR FINLAND LETSFUCKINGGO
>>153388116>>153388121lucky...
Congrats Finnbros, your country's existence is now validated
>>153388064Norwegian Statpad event
Nordic Combined is just the Winter Olympic version of the Heptathlon? Everyone competes in several events for one medal?
WE watching womens exploding knees now
>>153387195>six months ago>love of my life>cheated on her three months laterthis is retarded
>>153388139two events. ski jumping and cross country. some could even call it biathlon, but that was already taken.
WE ARE SO BACK SUOMIBROS
>hey bro just going to do luge>so um ehy dont you like lay on top of me. Nah its not gay it'll be funny bro dont be lame And thus double luge was born
>>153388175mixed doubles skeleton >>>
forgot your skis
>>153388238It's the air ski event
>>153388185It was the adrenaline... dont worry about it
I'm happy for Finland :)
Whats a good stream for the biathlon? Put behind a paywall here
>>153388253Is getting an erection and sticking it in considered an unfair advantage to prevent the top guy from falling off? How would you prevent this?
fly high
>>153388064They refuse to tell us
>>153388238
>>153388279Sex
WE F WON!!!!!!!!!
I like that they decorate their guns
>>153388157Only chance of a medal, yeah?
Punished chinaman
Anyone watching the Mogul? Looks absolute murder on the knees
Very cute Australian girl
>>153388324kino
>>153388324Come outside pilled
>Modern biathlon switched to .22 LR in 1978. Before that, athletes used higher-caliber riflesGay
>>153388355We will RETVRN to .50 BMG in Salt Lake City 2034.
>not a single view from behind their spread legs while shootinganti-kino
Have we ever won at any Olympic biathlon event or is it a Scandinavia + France event?
>>153386930Daria :)
>women's biathlon athletes are more accurate at shooting than male biathlon athletesbros....
>>153388406They're calmer and less emotional chud.
How is Suvi doing? Just started watching biathlon
Tourist here. Whomst biathlette has the best ass? I remember back in the day I was in love with Gabriela Soukalova
>>153388406Targets are only 5m away
#60 elvira i like the name she will win
fast
>>153388417It's already over for her
>>153388450/our girl/
>>153388406>he watches w for real and not for wank>>153388447Elvira along with marina is one of the ugliest names to me. Remember had an albo neighbor woman named elvira and 3 of her front teeth were missing
Hanna you stupid bitch
>>153388121Nice Finnbro.
>Oechoke
>>153388542get that summer shit OUTTA HERE
Man biathlon looks like so much fun, I wish it existed in my cuntry
your summer stuff is welcum here >>>/gif/30249478
We have a chance at a medal.I wont say gold cause Moguls is choke city.
snowing a bit? womfy
>>153388582same
>>153388586She's #STRONGMIND
>>153388598Isnt it the snow falling off their skis when they do the jumps?
When does the kino begin?
>>153388605oh right multi events... im watching biathlaton
>>153388616Its on right now
>>153388616gotta wait for the summer olympics for purekino
How do biathlonist know which slot to take on the shooting range during competition?
>>153388616men's curling this evening
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>>153388616See >>153388639
Theres to much going on at once i dont like this event and its not clear whats going on AHGHGGGg>>153388352Based Pipin enjoyer
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>preussen gloria
WE GOT A MEDAL!!!!1!!!
AFLA
>>153388653Use the official site and see what's live and choose.https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/schedule
>hauser
Hristova = Hanna 2018
>>153388703>lt hauserdemote her
PREUẞISCHES ZÜNDNADELGEWEHR
who's watching the women going down the slopes ?
France is bretty gud at Biathlon
>>153388791is it the bumpy slope or a smooth one?
>>153388800women don't count
>>153388800Yeah, their women are the best in that
>>153388815chud>>153388818Yea but i hope Preuß wins today, shes really good too
NOOOOOO FUCKING HELLJUST FUCKING KNEW >WE WOULD CHOKE }FUCK OFF
Absolute choke from Australia
>>153388791Yes, as well as the biathlon.
>>153388586>>153388602nm
USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USAUSA USA USA
>Bulgaria still 1st placeBased but sadly not for long>>153388834What happened?
USA USA USA
>>153388835She didn't bounce so well.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING FRENCHIES RIGGED IT
based thief
>>153388850Our Mogul Skier aced the Pre-Final and then fucked up and went offline in the real final.Would have won with her first run.
Podium sweep possible for France, maybe Bened beats Hristova?
>>153388850
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>153388892Nevermind lol
>>153388884Should really have the best score from either run desu.
biggest meme competition so far
I'm so happy Slovenia snagged a gold medal, I witnessed it, they dominated the competitionAnyway, I'm at the pool so no Olympics for me today
USA USA USA USA USA USA
Choking as usual
Just seen the fucking aussies jobbing to the yanks. Let us all down you cunts.
webm of LOU spittingI'll fap and pretend she's disgustingly spitting my cum out in disgust. shut up don't judge me.
>Simon not even out of breathPEDs?
Hilarious how all the figure skaters are basically Russians just competing for different teams.Love how the American team ones claimed they couldn't even speak Russian, but hotmic was left on last night and they were speaking Russian with their coaches and family and even when speaking english privately they were speaking with Russian accent.
>>153388918no way, the one with the weak mental cracks and the winner keeps it together. That's how every sport should be
>>153388969She just took 2 asthma inhalers instead of one
>>153388970>judged sports
>>153388970Our figure skaters are some guy from SEA and a homosexual named Kevin
>luge in 1 bong 30 bingsLETS GO
>>153388978>>153388986How come Australia (desert hell) has more winter medals than not so great britain (has mountains)
>>153388953this?
>>153388962
>>153389007britain's mountains are tiny and rainy
Literally me
>>153389007They go to NZ, Japan, and EU for training. We have some mountains but they don't compare
>Bulgaria will again have more medals than FinlandIt's over
Is this how Australians train skiing?
>wake up>still amerisilversGrim
What's worth watching right now?
>>153389044We just won gold in moguls what are you talking about
>>153388969studies showed that women never go full efforts no matter what. they're just lazy. if they are out of breath it's only due to emotion overload rather than physical exhaustion.
>>153389046our gold medal ceremony also it counts as 2 when you also win the silver medal behind it
>>153389046There's nothing on now until some ice hockey in over 60 minutes.
>>153389009here you go.
>>153389054liz's first olympics also
>>153389054who got bronze
>>153389075France
i'm going to bed and i'm going to leave my bare ass hanging out of the covers so my ham and chili farts don't stink up my comforter
>>153389075
>laffont bronze medalanother fucking choke, dumb fucking failures.
>>153389085God that's hot
>>153389091did they choose the frenchie based on looks or something? tied
Not only did Hristova have the best race of her life, more importantly she's also a CUTE
>>153389105idk i wasn't watching, which is the only reason we won
>>153388997>Our figure skaters are some guy from SEAHonestly he had the best routine last night imo in terms of artistry.
>>153389031Our mountains are more than enough for the sports we win in (moguls, aerials, spinny shit). We even have a biathlon range at Mt Hotham.
>>153388997>homosexual named Kevin
>>153388986kitełe
>>153389105The frog had slightly tighter turns that the jap
>>153389059Don't worry, the hockey/speedskating/curling will all be on at the same time later.
is this mens 10km live for medals?
>>153389085
>>153389085bullshit you're only doing it so your sleep paralysis demon can buttfuck you
How is an artic wasteland like Canada underperforming so hard?
>>153389142Nordic combined? Finished a few hours ago.
>>153389151spent the past ten or so years underfunding their sports programs and getting eaten by ncaa
wintergods i kneel
>>153388684Congrats!
they play the same 6 songs over and over at every event
>>153389160how are you going to invade greenland if you cant ski and shoot
>literally nothing happening right nowwe unironically need more sports in the olympics
>>153389168:(
>>153389164Thats a lot of fucking norway medals holy shit
>nothing for an hour
>>153389168y the long face? :((( (
>>153389168you clipped if just before it got good
>>153389051does not apply to Jessica Diggins
>>153389164>t. crops us out at the start of our comebackgo back
>>153389168WHY WAS NOBODY COMFORTING HER WHAT THE FUCK
>>153389182not enough browns the IOC isn't interested sorry goy
This would be the perfect time slot for Equestrian stuff
I feel like everyone at this Olympics is either like 35+ or 12
>>153389182Or just move some sport events to these times instead of having them all same time
>>153389204i was arrested when i took my cock out
>>153389182yep and watching curling with men just isn't the same
>>153387301>>153387276>>153387272I have ridden snowboard 2-3 weeks every year the last 10 years. This is how I broke my arm In the first week I started riding. This is the most rookie mistake ever letting the frontside dig into the snow like that. She deserves every bit of the injuries she got there. Why we let women participate in anything more complicated that running or swimming is beyond me.How can this happen to a "Professional athlete" ?
>>153389191jerk off
>>153389229to who?
>>153389224based
>>153389168>>153389204because she was convicted of stealing credit cards from her teammate and physiotherapist in the amount of 2000 euros resulting in a 6 month competition ban yet here she is winning gold>“I’m sorry... I can’t explain my gesture. I’ve had to work with a psychologist to understand and grow from this.”
>>153388805God I wish I was that snow
>>153389241kek what the fuck
>>153389168stupid bitch, i hope someone shoots her in the next race
Getting real tired of seeing the same flags on the podium
>>153388940which eventi need something to jerk off to this morning
while there's down time heres the only kino to date
>>153389238
>>153389282any update on her injury?
Bulgarian beauty 72nd ranked takes bronze with her 0 penalty shoot in 15km biatholon
>>153389298Wow
>>153389297
>>153389297multiple leg fractures will require several surgeries
>>153389241>I got caught and I now remember I'm remorseful and want to learn and grow
>>153389282Annoying how much attention she got with this when there haa been others that got injured too this olympics but got almost zero attention.
>>153389298
>>153389318>i tried i dreamt i jumpedjesus christ bitch you tried doing this without a fucking ACL
>>153389318>I tried. I dreamt. I jumped.sounds like a suicide note
>>153389298Biathlon is certified kino. The high tension in the shooting sections is fantastic
>>153389318She shouldn't have competed, and the governing body of the sport shouldn't have let her compete. I'm tired of this "you've got to believe in yourself" bullshit. It only works when it does.
>>153389347>the governing body of the sport shouldn't have let her competeYou want them to break their own rules?
any update on the injury from halfpipe?
>>153389318>fairy tailWell at least I know she wrote it
>>153389332AAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>153389338it was a cry for attention and she got what she wanted, she's probably more happy about the result than if she would be if she had just done a bad race. I bet she's gonna milk this to death
>>153389282>>153389318even my mother was laughing at how the American broadcasters reacted to Vonn's crash. emphatic NO! like they're actually offended and in denialhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770821955033186.webm
>Short track groupsGoon score2 / 10Only noteable moments were the Korean not-bribe complaint and one cute Korean.
>>153389365Funeral services will be later this week.
jesus christ our women are ugly. just give the gold to the bulgarian girl
What events are on at the moment?
need a replay channel for this dead time but my Goldzone link is broken today :(
>>153389417svtplay.se :^)
>>153389407tis what has happened so far. mens luge doubles and womens both medal events and mens 1000m speed skate medal
>>153389328>Breezy Johnson wins downhill>Vonn kills herself and gets all the headlines>Breezy Johnson sets up a leading downhill time in combined for her partner Shiffrin who has been near unbeatable in slalom>Shiffers sniffed like never before and fumbles not just the lead but the podium
>>153389407literally nothing
>>153389407FIRST hockey game in 30minutes, FIN-SLV only relevant sport in winter olympics
>>153389452shes a doper they don't want to highlight her
>>153389438>>153389459What there's really nothing, is this normal? Or are Italians still on lunch?
>>153389380Quite liked Amerislips falling in every single one of their races.
>>153389472trvthnuke
>>153389452such is the curse of being an unattractive female athlete
>>153389472curling and luge are relevant too, because of how adorably silly they are
I wish they would stop putting the two best sports on at the same time (curling and snowboarding)
Which winter Olympic event do you guys think results in the most overall/most severe incidences of female stress urinary incontinence?And explain your rationale.
>>153389106
>>153389512>Breezy Johnsonlooked her up and holy shit, how is it possible to be that fit and still have a face that belongs to a fatty?
>>153389478Lazy terronis couldnt finish the hockey rinks in time because of their siestas. Now theyre fucking up the schedules with their mamma mia siestas
>>153389484What color is your cunts medal?
>>153389534Curling is like baseball. There is always some curling running and it's only good for having a nap to the noise.
>>153389539hnnnnngg
>>153389472Fuck, now I don't know who to cheer for.
>>153389556>good for having a nap to the noiseHHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRDDD
Lot of pretty women
>>153389556Doing it dirty here, its a great spectator sport.
>Yes, Italians observe a midday rest period known as riposo, similar to a siesta, where businesses close for a few hours (around 1 PM to 4 PM) for lunch, family time, and to escape the heatlazy country
boring
>>153389380Money
why does it look like first place constantly changing
>>153389589lmao where did you read that? I'll show it to my boss since he makes me work 9 hours a day
When do we get our medals?
>>153389639The same time Canada gets a gold
>>153389621You're mandatory 3 hour lunch and rotating 30 minute smoke breaks don't count as work Toni
>>153389589>lazy countrywhere are your athletes?
>>153389639it's coming home
>>153389659They're at work because they have jobs
>>153389639I think our best chances of medalling is in women and men skeleton, and the men's curling. Not sure what else.
the finns should dominate biathlon. they had lots of practice in WW2
>>153389687we don't have that many other athletes outside of curling and skeleton desu
>>153389691WW2 was some 80 years ago gramps.
>>153389691sadly, those 100-year-olds don't do that well on skis anymore
>>153389695Where TF is your hockey team
>>153389704If you put skis on a coffin they would probably do better than some living athletes lol
>>153389709We're more of a women's field hockey nation, sporadically.
>>153389696>>153389704genetic memory
>>153389722probably :D
>>153389709On artificial turf where hockey belongsAnd as the other anon said its purely a women's sport, like netball.
>>153389723imagining posh boarding-school mildly-lesbian hockey ladies with names like Hyacinth and Portia and having to sit down somewhere quiet for a while
>>153389739>netballYou mean Women's Basketball?
>>153389650what about shitposting on /sp/?>>153389682is the UK really that poor?
Any news on the ded chink?
>>153389682shame, no gold then
>>153389589naps are based3 hour breaks are not
he would have dominated
>>153389755If you insist on using american terms then yes exactly that
>>153389765Any boomer athlete would have mogged these zoomers. Men were stronger and more athletic back then
>>153389777can we get a gold for digits?
>>153389782why do world records keep getting broken then?
>>153389797They weren't as huge of try hards back then and also the rules have been relaxed
>>153389755Netball was created specifically for women.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, IT'S TIME FOR ICE HOKI
>>153389797Better training better drugs
>>153389472it will be FIASKOEXTRA, for us.
hockey finna bouta start
>>153389807Why did they make it harder by getting rid of the backboard
>>153389818Was she knocked out, doing the old jazz hands?
>>153389818why won't china say if shes alive
I looked it up and we do have a real ice hockey team and they're ranked 19th, just 2 places below Italy.Only 3 spots were available through qualifying, Italy and 8 others were given a bye.We beat China, Romania and Serbia in one qualifying round but in the final qualifying we beat Japan but lost to Norway and Denmark.This is quite a lot better than I thought.
>>153389815Granlund captaining now, it's like only yesterday when he was a kid doing a lacrosse goal in Bratislava back in 2011...
>>153389843we have a professional hockey league but its not very good
>>153389843GB peaked early with ice hockey at the turn of the last century, and didn't bother with it after WW2.
>>153389843You made an appearance in the top division of the world championships recently.
>>153389864whatdid we win any games?
>elite my Sensies' 7D Matinpalo isn't playingDoes Binland want to lose?
>>153389843I bet your uniforms look cool as fuck>>153389844Finnish hockey uniforms look cool as fuck
>>153389318I can't blame her for wanting to try but everyone else around her needed to stop this.
>>153389843If you're looking into "alternative sports", every so often the BBL starts bubbling (heh) and making signs it'll break surface tension and become another sport people know about with a league and homegrown talent, along with the football and the rugby and the cricket and blah blah blah. Then something collapses or another scandal erupts and it's back to square one heh hahahaha lol joker laugh
>>153389843>>153389864>>153389878your hockey fans are great lads
>>153389887
>>153389878You won against austria and prevented a disaster for finland. You're also playing in the top division this year (the championship is in may).
>>153389938surprised we compete as GB
>>153389919Is that Basketball?>>153389922>>153389938I am now a GB hockey lifelong!I am aware we have a few teams but I assumed they were filled with D list nordics and north americans
PIRATE BROS ITS SO OVER WTF HAPPENED MURDER TRUMPELON THIS INSTANT
I just woke up what did I miss? Who won what?
it's over
itäs happening
miro...
>finncelsLMAO
We're more of a basketball nation anyway
why the fuck aren't tnt sports showing the double luge?
Suomibros...
>>153389961I guess you just don't care enough to have separate associations for your kingdoms
ermmm how do I watch the olympics? It says there's a hockey game but NBC is playing some gay cooking show
saros is like a shittier version of rask
>>153390037it just started
Woman on woman luge about to start
>>153389765he would have reminded them
>>153390063does burton sponsor literally everyone
this is the first ever womens doubles luge?
>>153390063I pray for her
>>153390063Any news what is her current situation?
>>153390097not if they're dead
I will now watch luge
>>153390063cute cadaver
Just watching these ice dancers do warmups like a pervert
>>153390079This is THE peak coomer sport but somehow there'll be zero threads on spee
Doubles luge is just silly. 2 and 4-man bob I can understand, but doubles luge?
women's luge timeLETS GO
>>153390056spoilt for choice here on the beeb
>nose ring
>>153390134Luge is currently on BBC1.
>>153389007Australia actually has a lot of good mountains for skiing
>>153389971>Is that Basketball?Yes, the British Basketball League though nobody calls it that. Used to be a mid thing in the 80s-early 90s, a little money got in, then ITV Digital happened and it's back to soulless administrators more interested in feuding than growing the sport, same old same old>>153390138streamed.pk
>>153390144>>153390144just come uppraying for yank fatal crash
All ice sledding events feel like they're over in the first 2 seconds
>>153390113lmao good oneis that the mix zone where its 100% women camera operators?
>>153390118No, i respect your opinion but i still think Skeleton clears. Boucing bunda is better than double bouncing fupa
double skeleton when
I want to watch Figure Skating. When is it on?
>>153390113>>153390123these are just sex positions>>153390063this too
>>153390173Yes head first >>>>> feet first for me.
what the fuck I just turned on a stream and they're literally doing 2 Girls 1 Sled
>>153390175Mixed doubles skeleton when?
Why only 11 teams?>>1533901786.30 i think
>>153390104unknown
>>153390212>Why only 11 teams?its a new event
Wtf does the bottom person even do during double luge?
>>153389007>great britain (has mountains)
austria fuckmeat pyramid
>>153390222Exactly.
>>153390222If the top is the driving and steering, the bottom is the suspension and handling.
do they scissor?
>>153390248yeah
>>153390205seems kinda gay
>>153390178it will be on ert as a prelude for the other lgbtq event, eurovision song choice semifinal
riders on the bottom must have a lot of trust huh. can't see shit with your face in the partner's neck
Going too fast for me to see wobbly cameltoes
>no luge thread
you just know these women brutally Yuri every single night
>Ukrainians being chased by a drone
>>153387618they save the best for last
>>153390244don't post corpses pierre
>chasing Ukrainian athletes with an FPV droneOn one hand it's pretty mean but on the other it might actually make them go a bit faster.
>>153390244This happened in one of the Final Destination movies. She didn't make it.
>>153387646hockey is on
crush my head between your thighs ... I beg you
>>153390277boooo beat me to it
>>153390244That's what you get for offering your services to fucking China.
what if the one on top farts
HES A SUPER FREAK
wouldn't the bottom be on the top
>>153390277Very original joke anon.
>make fatal mistake at start>still only +0.022We're just too OP
Thinking about transitioning and getting into olympic female double luge
>>153390253>Bogdanova
>>153390063QRD? A webm perhaps?
>>153390254 We're gaymaxxing tonight lads
The Finish sign is pointing the wrong way heh
>>153390320there's only two runs here tho
Wait theres only 2 runs?
>>153390336>>153387276
>>153389828Deep brain injury. That's a pose indicating it. Fenestration?
>>153386930Baking.
>>153390335that fat bitch was completely hiding the cuter girl below her, this isn't as good as I imagined
>>153390370those thighs...
When the difference is 2 hundredths of a second I feel like skill is not a huge factor in who comes first or second and its not really a proper race
>Uyghur on the Chinese team
>>153390118watching people going down a tube isn't that interesting though
>>153390367Lol what event was that from?
that looked painful
>>153389818
>>153390393swimming
>>153387276>>153387272Lordy her fucking legs and torso rotate at different rates. Lucky to walk.
The concept of this race has given me an erection
>>153386930New>>153390398>>153390398>>153390398
>>153390391The skill expression feels incredibly low in these sports skeleton/bobsled/luge etc. I'm sure it's fun but yeah
almost a disaster
>>153387272You can tell China's truly made the transition from a developing to a high income country because they've switched from steel mill industrial accident gore videos to winter sports fuckup gore videos.
>>153390335mixed doubles skeleluge (69 position) when??
>>153390433>new bread on page poo
>>153389228did you also do it in your first week of riding on the halfpipe?
>>153389318USI personified jesus.
