>Thu 12.02.11.30 Alpine - W Super G13.00 Langrenn - W Individual Freestyle 10km>Fri 13.02.11.45 Langrenn - M Individual Freestyle 10km14.00 Skiskyting - M 10km SprintPrevious: >>153375797
>>153389257vanessa fourth
We got top 100!
damn they must be so tired
>>153389257what are some proper sports for women?what would the homemaking olympics look like?
>>153389280At least the french suits look nice.
Really strange shooting today:>Linn ex-Persson best Swede, Hobbitsson second best>Italian Vampire above Lisa>Ingrid 7 missesand of course>JUSTine 2+2+3+1They had better check the stadium CCTV for any Jeanne spottings.
>Ahhhh nooooooooooooooo, this worse than Tora Berger
>miss me?
>>153389276
>black man talking to two white women>"try the chocolate drizzle"whats the best commercial so far?
>mad julia winsI cheer.
Doro invaded our TV
>>153389316when you have to cherrypick a blown out and filtered photo from 2014 to make her look half decentkek
>>153389257should have been a julia edition, desu.
>>153389335
>>153389325cute succubus
>>153389348sleep paralysis demon
>>15338934110/10 in swedistan
What a horrible Monster Woman
>>153389371>your prize is 2 bongs
Do some of you actually go to competition to watch? or only on tv
>>153389382I'm going to the Women's relay next week
>>153389371It's not miss world it's Olympics Biathlon Hans
Elite dimples
>tandrebutt>best in the world a few years ago>fairly suddenly, struggles with standing shooting got a lot worse>can't hit shit>after a while, can't skii or shoot in prone position eitherUnironically, what went wrong? and how is she not in the ibu cup?>
>>153389399Love women with tattoosEasy as
>>153389399I know, I like her. Also seems great personality-wise.
>>153389420>can't skishe had the 4th best skiing time today
>>153389420Mindbroken by Sturla
>>153389371is she from colorado? she looks like every other dudeweed girlboss in denver metro area
>>153389420>tandre_100yards_stare.jpgLosing the big globe destroyed Lisa and Tandre
Wtf with the french and italian outfit, it look like a 1920 military snow uniform
And we're back in Stacy Territory
>>153389453
>>153389420Sure went downhill after she had those heart issues
>>153389446why has that guy seemingly aged 15 years in 2?
>ywn have an olympic champion that looks like a ginger version of that rtarded stranger things kid
>>153389435she seems like a warm person
>>153389477She had he 4th Course Time today, seems like she's only mentally kwabbed
>>153389435I don't know about that. She left jules alone at the finish line after a tough relay loss. Seemed like a really bitchy, petty thing to do.
>>153389435She seems stupid and retarded
>>153389462Etter sisters? Bay zed
She did it
When will we get Tanne
Maybe we should try to get Wolfgang back to coach our team, they need the harsh communist discipline
Moguls are retarded
/lora/
>>153389675bless her
>>153389624Were you expecting anything else?
Watching hockey but staying in /calle/ with my buddies
>>153389675I want to drink her pee
good day for noko
>>153389767Pls be gentle on us
>>153389832no
>>153389851One of my favs
>>153389862love noko
>be one of the best at sneedskating>be the real hockey GOAT'sWhat needs to happen for the Netherlands to become an ice hockey nation?
What about Elvira ? she did 2 miss and she's behind Hettich, Gestblom, Preuss and Magnusson with also 2 miss ?
Slovaks good so far
The most ridiculous thing today was Bendika's skiing time.Joke of a sport if she medals in a later race.
Do you think Sturla is plapping Makula right now?
>>153389968Yes and in the coming days we'll get a tearful statement how he's a sex "addict" and asks for privacy in these trying times.
im just gonna turn this off dont like hoki anyway
>Östra rikshalvan
>>153390017We double luging
Come on Finland, we should have a FIN-SWE final
ynr Sturla crying like a bitch after accidentally shooting a hotel room wall >waaah i couldve killed someone with my deadly 22lr ammo>>153389968that or using his big brain to come up with an even greater humiliation ritual for himself
What does the 2nd woman in the doubles luge even do
>>153390201Adds weight and speed
>>153390201Warmth
>>153390201She becomes the quiet hearth behind the motion, the steady warmth pressed close against winter’s rush. Curved to her partner’s back, she offers balance and subtle guidance, yes, but also something more tender: the living reassurance of shared breath in the cold. In the blur of ice and speed, she is the human closeness that steadies the heart, the gentle reminder that even in the fiercest chill, we travel best when we are held.
did we smörrebom?
>have to wait until sunday for more kok
I love Slaf
Still can't believe Hristova got bronze. There were some weird ski times. Latvia had insane boosters under their skis>>153390414Probably
>>153390467Krcmar said Bulgarians had great skis yesterday, they are onto something
>>153390467Jules looks worse then Lou in this pic
>Frenchies wearing different hats (logos)I think Julia stole someone's hat
>>153389624>>153389274Germanybros, can we call 4thnessa a triumph?
>>153390571wouldn't be the first time she stole something
why was tandreshart allowed to compete in an individual of all disciplines? is there really nobody else in norway that can shoot better?
>>153390594I don't think you understand how bad our team is. Sure, someone could perform better, but in terms of getting a medal she should easily be racing. The relay is where I draw the line though. Juni must race instead
Had to google if Heta is sister of Eero
>>153390634she had no chance of getting a medal tho, there was no way she was going to hit all 10 standing shots and you get punished harder in individual
>>153390571semi-cute witches!
>>153390592She was pretty lucky that a lot of girls choked
>>153390702And the alternatives would ski 3 minutes slower than the rest plus miss as well. That's my point
Now that hockey started the other spotrs feel like some small obscure hobbies
>>153390726is there no young prospect from ibu cup? what happened to skogan?
>>153390734Lot of sexual tension
>Tied 4th
>>153390761It's really grim out there for us. Not even our IBU shitters are performing. Ida is injured (back now). Skogan is just incredibly slow. Erdal and Kalkenberg are never gonna happen. The only glimmer of light is Skar who's done a couple of good races, but she's still slow
>>153390761Gro Randby wouldve been here if she hadnt gotten mono just before the season started
Still feel like Female Norwegian Biathlon fell so badly after Tiril and Marte
>>153390460
>>153390832>>153390869we need your help to defeat the frogs...>>153390925butt mogged
Watch Men (on top of each other)
>>153390910That's common for us. It usually takes time before we nurture another star. Getting two at the same time with Marte and Tiril was the exception. Now it all depends on Maren and I believe she's gonna be the world's best at some point
noone cares but mens 1000m speedskating in 34 minutes
>>153390751What position does calle play?
>>153390979we might have jinxed her like we did with Tandrebutt
>>153390979
>>153390997Forward
>>153390957to be fair Femke has more toned one, Juttas is more fat, but in the end Schulting wins in that contest.
>>153391002I get different vibes from Maren idk. She's also our first real young talent in so long. The rest of our stars were late bloomers
How did you blow that lead, Sverige?
>>153391028red wins
>>153391068delete
>>153390594why can't ai change the number into 69?
>>153391068not enough athletes with asthma
>>1533911036 7 is the funny number now
how do you reckon a double loosh team of ukaleq and darcie would perform?
>>153391068>norwegian oil production started in early 70s>20 years later start dominating olympicsmerely a coincidence
>>153391051for me its suz abs tho
>>153391129we started dominating the winter olympics in 1924
>>153391068The Montreal Protocol (1987) also led to the diversification of inhaler technologies, with a surge in development to achieve designs for more efficient dry powder inhalers (DPIs) and nebuliser systems [8]. Innovation has not been limited to inhaler design [9] or drug formulation development [10], as during this period, important new drugs have been discovered and developed for the treatment of asthma and chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) [11].
>>153391193*takes one puff**lands a perfect switch triple cork 1980*man it feels good to be norwegian
>>153391226not a sport
>>153391260this
>>153391260you're brown if you've never freestyle skied in your life
You're black if you think judge-based sports are real and serious
Just learned about the Julia Simon credit card story. Hahahahahaha
if a weed nigger does it, it's not a sport
you kick us out of biathlon and all you're left with are thieves and beta philanderers. how long until the ibu begs us to come back to save this dumpster fire?
>>153391317I miss Eduard Platypus
>Merel Conijn will start in the fourth race of the 5,000 metres at the Winter Olympics in Milan on Thursday. The Dutch speed skater will compete against Belgium's Sandrine Tas. Olympic debutante Bente Kerkhoff will compete early in the programme.Don't mind me, just cleaning the stench of the post above mine.
>>153391317>how long until the ibu begs us to come back to save this dumpster fire?Won't take much time at all, just one little special operation and things will be back to normal before you know it!
>>153391317I would rather Simon steals my Card than watch your flag
Dutchbros? What did she said?
>>153391371I want stroopwafels
Going to miss pretty much everything except hockey tomorrow
>>153391371I left the stove on
>>153391317i'm hoping for next season
>>153391371KUT
>>153391028>dat side profile
>>153391425
>>153391317>russia>saving anything or anyonekek, good one ivan
>>153391260bad take, slopestyle is one of the best events in the olympics
BLOW THE WHISTLE. END THE GAME
>Hungary's brave KIM
>>153391743
>>153391844
>>153391930Would
>>153391317hopefully neverbut if Russians ever return to biathlon then hopefully as the targets
>>153391930what the fuuck
Italians rigged the ice again bros...
>>153391989rude
Finland..
>>153391930SEXO
>only silverRODELFIASKO
>Not winning every Luge GoldIt's over
>>153392345Degenhardt&Rosenthal would gold
Germanlugebros...
>>153392360Pretty sad that we were only allowed one team
I fucking hate Sportfreunde Stiller
Trad
>dutch skating
chinese sabotage
kek the Chinese guy tripped him
Suz sighting
TOTAL CHINESE DEATHBILLIONS MUST DIE
>>153391930who knew asthma medication had such severe side effects?
>>153391930Is that a recent pic or has it gotten even worse?
>>153392747JESSIE NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153392609>>153392662webbum?
>>1533927992022
>>153391930poor ebber...
>>153392833>>153392649
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? Chinks are the WORST! They’re skating around like THUGS, pushing like it’s an ice hockey game! TOTAL CHAOS! It’s like watching a circus with no clowns! I say let them race in SLOW-MO so we can SEE their DIRTY TRICKS! DISGUSTING!
>>153392834D-do I want to see recent stuff?
>>153392864thanks
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>>153392868
>>153392991Damn, when do they just straight up have to remove the leg?
>>153392991What the hell happened to her? Looks like Dr Frankenstein sewed a zombie leg on her.
>>153393055Amputations are rare, she's fine>>153393118Klippel–Trénaunay syndrome
Wait. Isn't the Chinese dude disq?
That's fucking rough manWhat a shit way to ruin a race
>>153393232Yes, but a different one of those slanteyed bugs has bronze now. It's rigged
>>153393326Oh wth!
>>153392991I know it's just a leg, she's attractive but I genuinely don't think I could fuck her, seeing that leg would instantly make me flaccid
Feels good to be a lifelong Hristova fan
>>153393470>coached by pichlerall makes sense now
>>153391930wtf is that?
>>153393492>>153393160
WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL
wew italy 2 gold in doubles
This sliding sport is easy
Team relay is going to be interesting tomorrow
>>153393459i use viagra with all women they are a rather repulsive species
>not even our lugers are good anymorebrb commiting seppuku
Princess not starting tomorrow...
>>153393459Just stroke your penis against the leg and fantasize about being a part of dawn of the living dead.
>>153393648
>>153393648Tell us your secrets, Lora
If Jessie doesn't win gold tomorrow I'll inhale the helium tank
>>153393790She's already done the skiathlon and the sprint so the Swedes are resting her, Emma Ribom will get her starting spot.In other Swedish skiing news, Myhlback, Grahn and Jojo are all ending their Olympics and going home.
>>153393937>Myhlback, Grahn and Jojo are all ending their Olympics and going home.what the hell
>>153393916I'm preparing the bruised ribs and smørebom cope
>>153393937Myhlback is supposed to be one of their best guys on 50km C, no?
>>153393875How do you do, fellow winter sports powerhouse?
Were there ever leaks of calle athletes (girls)?
>>153394062That's what I thought but apparently the Swedes thought he was a better choice for the sprint. 50km classic should be right up his alley, unless he thinks there's not enough double poling here.
>>153394098Welcome
>>153393891>>153393902yogurt
>>153394062>>153394151Myhlback will do Vasaloppet with his glue classic team, 50km was never in play.
>>153394129>Were there ever leaks of calle athletes (girls)??
>>153394203Pictures or videos where I can see their genitals
>>153394129There were Tiril leaks.
>>153394216What is a calle athelete?
>>153394230Halfvarsson
Kahl(e) athletes hehe
I love America
What is more important in biathlon? Good att skiing? Good at shooting? Looking cute?
>>153394317
>>153394304
>>153394330Scamming your friends and teammates
>>153394363>>153394317I don't find her very attractive
>>153394330Being a Mensa member
>>153394397Or dicking Makula
>>153394419Not attractive but she has a great smile and energy desu
>>153394330>>153394426>>153394426
Imagine dicking Makula
>ready for gold
>>153394426>>153394588
One of the swedish commentators on the hokkei sounds like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dgN_T4Y-Us
FORCA ITALY
>>153394924Czech?
>>153395010áno
>>153395240No Anezka webms?
>>153394330>>153394397>>153394422>>153394426These are the steps.
>>153395414Kramer always looks like she's approaching Ida levels of worry before a race.
Biathlon rifle to your head; Makula or Ida gf?
>>153395592
>>153395592Ida, because I'm not into that horse girl stuff. But give me Stina anyway.
>>153395535The curse of having vulnerable eyes
Vulnerable eyes but aggresive brows
EXTRA
>>153395757Put her in a white suit
Wtf Sweden
Where the fuck are the pics of my queen AutismoEbba?
>>153395757in the age of Sturla that's barely a headline
>>153396460>ebba1000yards.webm
>>153395855Two Norwegian girls, just hanging out.
>>153395592Ida
after day 5Cunt.____________G_____S_____B____TotalNorway.__________7_____2_____4______13USA_____________4_____5_____2______11Italy._____________4_____2_____7______13Switzerland._______4_____1_____2______7Germany._________3_____3_____2______8Sweden.__________3_____2_____1______6Austria.___________2_____5_____1______8France.___________2_____3_____1______6Japan____________2_____2_____4______8Netherlands._______1_____2_____0______3Slovenia__________1_____1_____0______2Czech.Rep.________1_____1_____0______2China.____________0_____1_____2______3Canada___________0_____1_____2______3NewZealand_______0_____1_____1______2S.Korea___________0_____1_____1______2Latvia-____________0_____1_____0______1Poland-___________0_____1_____0______1Bulgaria___________0_____0_____2______2Belgium___________0_____0_____1______1Finland____________0_____0_____1______1
>>153397522Save us Frida, we’re struggling against Italy in fucking hockey at the moment
>>153397571Kek
>>153395592Makule is supposed to be a slut, so I'd go with the ida option.inb4 she's also a slut
>>153398393Considering the fact she's also a woman...
>PreussKWABWAB
>>153399025Even the experts on obscure biathletes ITT were oblivious to Hristova's existence. Step up your game, Anons!
>>153399013girls like repinc and lampic seem wholesome and trad though. tiril too maybe.
>>153399357Reminder that it's the girls that look wholesame and trad on the outside writing CNC vampire harem fanfics on AO3
>>153399386Based
>>153399386>CNCCan't blame them. These things are sexy as fuck. And vampires probably too
smelling noko girl hair
Sturla gained over 2000 followers on Instagram in the 24 hours after publicly admitting he cheated on his girlfriend.
>>153399800It' was always about the attention. Same reason vauhn dove
Does Bened need to get uglier in order to win?
In biathalon, does shooting the white outside of the target ever result in a ricochet into the target?
>>153399800who did he cuck her with?
>>153400225
>>153400225On the white not, that's just too far from the target. It basically only happens when you scrape the edge of the target
>>153400297>>153400422The second target. It looked too far outside to ricochet in.
>>153400574For whatever reason I only had prone targets in mind when I answered you. But yeah, standing targets obviously have no black surroundings as they're bigger. Richochets happen quite often, although you have to be lucky that enough of the bullet still hits the target. The shot in the gif is probably the farthest you can miss to still get a hit
>>153399800basedhe won
>>153394426>>153394588Can only imagine consentual handholding. Also good morning sirs.
good night calle and heta>>153401749mårn
morning
>>153401749>>153402025>>153402081i wish i were a scandi broi hate my mutt kind
>>153400574>>153400225The targets are calibrated to fall if 50% or more of the bullet hits it. Lucky shots like these are common, in the Nove Mesto world cup last month France's Lombardot got four in one shooting, for example.
Thursday, 12.0209:05 Curling Women: Italy - Switzerland; Canada - Danmark; Worst Korea - USA; Japan - Sweden09:30 Skeleton Men 1st Run10:00 Freestyle Skiing Men's Moguls (Q)10:00 Snowboard Cross Men (Q)11:08 Skeleton Men 2nd Run11:30 Alpine Skiing Women's Super G12:10 Ice Hockey Men: Switzerland - France12:15 Freestyle Skiing Men's Moguls Final I12:55 Freestyle Skiing Men's Moguls Final II13:00 Langrenn 10km Classic Women13:45 Snowboard Cross Men14:05 Men's Curling: Norway - Germany; UK - Sweden; USA - Switzerland14:18 Snowboard Cross Men14:30 Ice Hockey Women: Finland - Canada14:39 - 15:01 Snowboard Cross Men: Semis - 3rd Place - Final16:30 Sneedskating 5000m Women16:40 Ice Hockey Men: Czech Rep. - Canada18:30 Loosh Team Relay19:05 Curling Women: China - UK; Italy - Worst Korea; Danmark - Japan; Sweden - USA19:30 Snowboard Women's Halfpipe Final20:15 - 20:21 Short Track 500m Women20:29 - 20:41 Short Track 1000m Men20:58 Short Track 500m Women Semis21:05 Short Track 1000m Men Semis21:10 Ice Hockey Men: Latvia - USA; Germany - Danmark21:26 Short Track Women's 500m Final21:37 Short Track 1000m Men's Final
rumpa de jon?
>>153402724
apparently the finnish ski jumping coach igor medved has been sent home due to alcohol related issues
>>153402832Confirmed by Finnish Olympics Committee, they also cancelled a ski jumping team press event before the large hill. Based on what the committee said, Medved hasn't been drinking on duty, so it seems like he did some heavy duty après-ski partying.
>>153402724>me resting my weary head on ukaleq's plump rear
>>153402832>>153402872I mean, is this really an issue? As long as he can do his job I see no problem
>>153402935
>>153402935>those darkest spotsWtf is happening in Slovenia, Pomerania and Bremen that drives people to drink this hard?
>>153403028No Repinc gf
>>153403112
>>153403548if only they helped her to not choke
>>153403656she won the gold medal in our hearts
>Sat 14.02.10.00 Alpine Skiing - M Giant Slalom Run 112.00 Langrenn - W Relay 4 x 7.5km13.30 Alpine Skiing - M Giant Slalom Run 214.45 Biathlon - W 7.5km Sprint18.45 Ski Jumping - HS141>Sun 15.0210.00 Alpine Skiing - W Giant Slalom Run 111.15 Biathlon - M 12.5km Pursuit12.00 Langrenn - M Relay 4 x 7.5km13.30 Alpine Skiing - W Giant Slalom Run 214.45 Biathlon - W 10km Pursuit18.45 Piggy Jump - HS141
>>153389278LESSGO
Time for Goggia's revenge.
>>153403820I hope
>>153403548does this mean until this point she was unaware?
>they're hyping up AicherI liked what our alpine coach said. You're hyping them up but when they're down you shit on them, and we have to rebuild them again.
and here i am, getting ready for another goggers chokefest
PirovaYES
I'm excited to miss another langrenn race today!
>German skiing
>Weedle-Pinkelmann
>weidlel
>Weidlemann-Winkle
God i hope someone flies off into the nets
1 Schweiz Malorie Blanc2 Italien Laura Pirovano3 Deutschland Kira Weidle-Winkelmann4 Österreich Mirjam Puchner5 Schweiz Corinne Suter6 Italien Federica Brignone7 Deutschland Emma Aicher8 Tschechien Ester Ledecká9 Italien Sofia Goggia10 Österreich Cornelia Hütter11 Italien Elena Curtoni12 Österreich Ariane Rädler13 Norwegen Kajsa Vickhoff Lie14 Neuseeland Alice Robinson15 Frankreich Romane Miradoli16 Frankreich Camille Cerutti17 Slowenien Ilka Štuhec18 USA Keely Cashman19 USA Breezy Johnson20 Frankreich Laura Gauche21 USA Mary Bocock22 USA Jacqueline Wiles23 Österreich Nina Ortlieb24 Schweiz Janine Schmitt25 Kanada Valérie Grenier26 Polen Maryna Gasienica Daniel27 Bosnien-Herzegowina Elvedina Muzaferija28 Schweiz Delia Durrer29 Individual Neutral Athletes Iulija Pleshkova30 Finnland Rosa Pohjolainen31 Tschechien Barbora Nováková32 Andorra Jordina Caminal Santure33 Tschechien Elisa Negri34 Kanada Cassidy Gray35 Argentinien Francesca Baruzzi Farriol36 Ukraine Anastasiya Shepilenko37 Chile Matilde Schwencke38 Tschechien Alena Labastova39 Argentinien Nicole Begue40 Slowakei Rebeka Jancova41 Kasachstan Alexandra Skorokhodova42 Kosovo Kiana Kryeziu43 Mexiko Sarah Schleper
>austrian skiing
>Ösi skiing
Brignone will win
>female skiing
>poostria
>Austrian skiingSame spot as KWW too.
>Danish skiing
roman polanski
ledecka looks like she's in the middle of a mental breakdown (i can't fix her)
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Super G Real Hahahaha Bitch Just Ski between the flags Like Bitch Open Your Eyes Haha.
F E D E
briňónová
Come on AICHER
la tigre
what alpine discipline is the most dangerous, and when will they compete at that?
>german skiing
Aicher DNF
>Aicher DNF
nein nein nein
>Swedish-German skiing
>>153403953talented dude
>>153403990downhilland it was first last weekend
>>153403990downhill is the fastest and it's already done
ledecka gonna FUCKING die
>>153404002>>153404005oh, so that's what broke Lindsay Vonn. Thanks anons
>czech skiing
>Czech skiingkek this fucking course
>Czech skiing
ouch
>ah
>snowboarder skiing
CHUTE
Dafuq is wrong with the course?
>Czech skiingLooks like Ester's OK though, but damn that's a lot of DNFs
holy shit goggia is going to die
>>153404033Lack of training runs I reckon
>Kek Republic
>women sports>you just need to survive to the end to win
goggers is going to win or die
based shitter filter
Lots of fog
>>153404033Lots of little bumps and the light is flat and it's foggy so it's hard to see the snow.
>GOGGERS
How are the actual shitters at the end going to survive this
>5/9 DNF
>Goggers
>Goggers skiingAbsolute madwoman, but that was too much
everyone is jobbing
>>153404064kino
Heeminder coward cuck modern F1 racers would piss their pants and have the race cancelled in these conditions.
KWAB
>Italian skiing
>female skiingBased course setter
and she was doing great, too
Nightmare difficulty track conditions lol
>Italian skiingGOGGIA FOR FUCK'S SAKEAt least she didn't fly off when she clipped the gate.
Another one for the German anon's "Brignone's concerned face" collection.
is this another first one down first win like yesterday due to shit snow?
>curtonimore like cuteoni also has mikaela fucked up again yet?
how many frigging italians compete in this
>>153404109all done
>>153404106She doenst compete in this
PirovaNO is the 4thnessa of Alpine
I am the "Super G" they are all talking about
>>153404106>most knowledgeable american
I like all the coaches giving the green light to go full speed when half the field has DNF'd
>Kajsa
>norwegian stopping
>>153404137Death or glory, it's the Olympics after all.
The hype was begging for Aicher DNF but I hoped it would be in GS
>>153404135kek
>>153404135There's no difference in the different skiing disciplines. They're just making it up.
Fat hairy kiwi slow
Too many Kiwi mistakes
what does the calle thread name mean?
BrigYESne with an incredible story desu, almost embarrassing with everybody in the fieldDOLLY
allez!
>>153404165speed, curves and gates are all different
how come leafs can't ski? we don't have good mountain?
Frog silver incoming!
>>153404175lurk more in norwegian or something
>>153404175This thread is gay anyway. We should go to /oly/ instead
>>153404165truenuke
>Austrian guy asking the disqualified woman "Is it really hard to drive?"Kek
>>153404204more goggers humiliation
>>153404204Maybe he meant something else
>>153404185your thing is ice sports not snow sports isn't it
>>153404175You will know this name after the XC 50 km
>>153404175/calle/ stands for Calle Halfvarsson,we are the /biathlon/ general, it's an attempt to hide from Americans posting about their interracial fantasies,
is breezy johnson strong in super g?
wouldn't the raceline get fucked up as runs go on? especially the DNF shitters skidding across the track
Curly Ilka OUT
CASHMAN, INVESTMENT BANKER
>>153404185From my limited knowledge: you have lots of talent but your alpine isn't getting any funding to participate in the World Cup Season, and the couple of athletes you see around have to pay for it themselves. Kinda limits your output a lot.
>>153404226Shouldn't be, too many turns for her
>>153404212>>153404224thx
>breezy
lmaoooo
kek what was that cut
>american skiing
>American skiing
>let's try the Vonn
>somewhere in the near future>Piggy Jump is on>American flag>Has Mikaela already choked???
>american skiing gambit
Predictions for the 10k?
bosnian lookin zesty
OH THAT SNOW
>be late starter>risking your limbs for no reasonAt least Vonn was attention whoring on her last run. If these whos crash they wont make a headline.
Breezy goes home with a gold and a DNF.>>153404228It's really only the slalom, and to a lesser extent the GS, where grooves start to form around the gates. In speed events, the lines the racers take vary so much and the turns are much shallower so it's not really an issue.
>>153403931Wish granted, kind Sir *tips fedora*
What the fuck are the Americans doing
>American't skiing
>Bow-Cock
CHUTE CATASTROPHIQUE
Sturdy legs
ITS A BLOODBATHBAN WOMENS SUPER G
USA USA USA
>american skiing again
>>153404289KælinSneedson-LarsenRibum
Absolute meme course today
>American skiing>>153404289Ms Skeltal will win, Jessie 2nd.
>>153404326they should only allow women that have skied for AT LEAST 1 year
>they expect three of us in the wreckage sister
>>153404313Indeed, this is so much better than the men's snoozefest
THEY DIDNT SKI SO GOOD
>>153404369was DNFing part of her plan?
>>153404369if you take off her skis would she die?
>8 DNFslmao
>>153404302This is winter sports, anon. The last bit of sport where the athletes care about the sports first. I know it's hard to believe, coming from the anglosphere>>153404364pleb take also
>>153404389already outdated information
>>153404389olympic committee this year is full of sociopathic Ba'al worshippers
where's the mogul thread
>>153404389>Another one
would be funny if they pumped lindsay full with drugs again and made her start.
holy shit man
>another one
Holy fuck
>SnowingIs that a good thing or a bad thing?
the closest we'll get to deathwalk
>>153404412throw her limp body on a luge and send it
>>153404399Take it easy guy. The danger is part of the appeal. Men had it too easy relative to their skill level since very few were going off.This is much better.
>>153404417>holy shit manwho is that? some indian god?
HOLY FUCK ANOTHER ONEKEK
:(
>11 DNF
Lol wtf
>Canadian skiing
Bro
>french commentators at each dnf
>Just go and have fun
>Romane MiradoliIm starting to think there is a whole finnish colony in France
Kajsa's coach set this btw
>TCL they can only afford costco TV?
>That witch Brignone faked her injury and now get all the praises, fuck you for askingGoggia
>>153404480She said the same on German TV
>>153404463She's 100% french
>if you finish you medalare the olympics really this easy?
>>153404495Nobody's perfect
Was Italy always good at downhill skiing>
is this seeded run? kinda boring to watch when no one is beating the leader time
>>153404512yeah the race is practically over
>>153404512The best start first, anything happening at this point would be a huge upset
>everyone's playing it safe to avoid dnfingboring, hope the last runs get desperate
>>153404524why don't they do reverse order, save the best for last. much more exciting to watching
>>153404512bib 7-15 are the best athletes
Yay Muzaferija is 15thI'll take it :DMediocre pasta from yesterday at the pool
>"Imagine if you were faster"These interviews are so funny
Oops looks like she's 16th now, oh well
>>153404538Because the snow will use get worse the longer it goes. Better driver earns a better quality track
Nice run by a literal who
>>153404538In Alpine you watch 20-25 athletes and that's the race. The rest fight for better starting spots. The best aren't put last because the slope deteriorates and conditions worsen and you want to give the best athletes the best conditions.
Jessie's dad is like a character straight out of Fargo
>>153404077Was 12 DNFs part of their plan?
>>153404405>>153404371>>153404371>>153404371
>>153404554what's the point of this sport then if they're not gonna compete on even grounds
>>153404573not a sport
>>153404575Late starters can easily get early starting spots with semi-decent results
How are we feeling Swedesisters
some webms I made from biathlon yesterday seeing as the super g is pretty much joever
>>153404566>>153404590so medal chance is pretty much set in the qualifier? what about then? how do you even get to go early in qualifying run since you can still get shit performance if you go late then
what the fuck is this track lmao
thirteen
>>153404610There is no qualifying run, the start list is based on the "season" performances, if you have a good season you get the better places
>Huetter speaking italianCUTE
>>153404618pet the lora
course: saltedskis: waxedasthma inhalers: inhaledLets ski some fucking skis
>>153404610There is no qualifying run. These starting sports a determined by world cup (season) results. I know what you're jabbing at but it's literally impossible to be a good athlete and be disadvanted by the system bcs you'll have grinded up to better starting spots by then
today I'm Switzerland
THIRTEEN!
>>153404646That's only her second best view
>>153404618cute, what did she mean by this
Hello have there been any funny or catastrophic crashes today?
>>153404666t. Satan
>nbc's page lists 16 dnfs
>>153404666multiple, including Breezy, she had parts of the fence melted onto her suit
>>153404675Is it common for half of the skiers to crash?
>>153404654Hopefully we will she her best side today
>>153404680its a stretch to call women "skiers" just because they're wearing skis
>>153404678ohhh kek i found it>>153404313great fun
>>153404666there was a lot of DNFs and couple of crashes but nothing 'fiunny' or major
>14
another one
based kosovo
heidi brought her own rice cooker to the games
FridaJessieWeng
it would have been funny if that mexican crashed right on the start after that shout
>not mass startboring
1. Frida2. Ebba3. Hure SlindLittle exciting but the set-up isn't very exciting either
is your mom as cool as her ?
>>153404736I have the same one
Brutal
>>153404748sun hates her
ts is so tuff
>tourists are still glued to SGkek
10Km just starting now
>>153404748>yeah gimme that parabola cut
LETS GO RILEY
>>153404778looking trad as always, Riley!
>>153404778she's living in Sweden now
Sonjaa:)
>>153404798omg she is already turning orange!
>>153404806Must be the intense swedish sun.
>>153404800
>>153404798the lead actress in midsommar
No time tables>italian production
>>153403548I used to date a pro ballet dancer and she had similar (ballet dancers have insanely strong back and core muscles for their size), no joke I only noticed it one day when we were fucking
>>153404716look at >>153404369 too
How many are competing in this cross country race?Is this even the thread for cross country?
>>153403548does she look like this on the front? does she have a 24 pack?
>>153404867>Is this even the thread for cross country?no
They're bullying Grista even before she started!
Might as well go in bikini, Krista
Chadette Grista
Kneeslut
>>153404867>Is this even the thread for cross country?no, this is the Calle thread
>>153404908sorry i don't know what calle means in english
>>153404914It's spanish for street.
Gismondi already ded at 1.8km
>>153404925>leaderboard goes dark....>leaderboard back up>1. Gismondi -45.7
Jessie retire at the end of the season ?
>>153404939Yes. You can tell that she is just counting the days until she can get knocked up.
>>153404939Yep, F
>>153404947Imagine the breathing
>>153404923is an street a athlete
Go Ebba Go
>>153404923Street skiing? Good idea for an event
EBBA
EBBOT
>>153404967It's pretty cool.
>>153404971>Frida standing there menacingly
>>153404939Sex with Diggers
>>153404967Not a new thing
>>153404949sad
>>153404996wtf why isn't this in the olympics?
J E S S ESSD I G G I N SIGGINS
>diggins>digs in>>153404947by me haha
>>153405001>44she has the same bib today
Frida is in the zone
coffee ready just in time to watch the favorite startgm
Sofie Krehl needs to fucking shave.
tite!
SUCK A COCK JESSIEFrida is still ahead
Jessie looks like an ape on skis compared to Frida
American Woman are retarded>Alpine Skiing with torn ACL>Langrenn with bruised ribs
testgeek
Moa Ilar is fat and disgusting, and very unpleasant to ook at.
>>153405081they both ski like spastic bonobos
>>153405091True. Calle is the best skiing stylist
is it common to salt the course or is that like an only Olympics has the resources to bother
Get fucked America, don't you have a country to invade?
>>153405104>ytpipo don't season dey snow
Let's go GERDDU
>Während viele wieder kritisch über meine Laufzeit und Schießzeiten sprechen, stehe ich hier – und bin verdammt stolz.>Denn kaum jemand redet über den Leistungs- und Trainingsrückstand, der entsteht, wenn ein Großteil einer vorolympischen Weltcupsaison wegbricht.>Natürlich zählen bei Großereignissen wie Olympia am Ende nur Medaillen.Aber ich weiß, was es gebraucht hat, um überhaupt hier zu stehen.>Ich habe es geschafft, genau am Saisonhöhepunkt meine beste Leistung zu zeigen.Genau dann, wenn es zählt.>Und es ist noch nicht vorbei.Das war erst die zweite Medaillenchance.>Wir sehen/hören uns nach Olympia. Hier wird es jetzt ruhig - mein Fokus liegt woanders.Die Menschen, die wirklich zählen, wissen, wie sie mich erreichen.I should call her.
>>153405085American mentality is to play through injuries as it makes you look tougher, in pretty much every sport tooIs that not the case in yurop?
>>153405106we don't invade countries anymore, we just fly in and take their leader and NOBODY can stop us. if you're mad about this you're a pussy.
EBBA EBBA EBBA
Frida fast
FREEDA
what kind of asthma does Karlsson have?
F R I D ARIDA
>-26.2Total Frida domination
Frida growing stronger
>>153405153fatal if untreated
>>153405153almost debilitating. need to inhale a ton of medicine.
Jessie DESTROYED
comfy
Winter Queen
There should be low BMI penalty like in ski jumping
Why are there no Norwegian flags itt?
Wasn't Diggins just on this hill? Are they going in circles?
>>153405181yes
>>153405181multiple laps yes
>>153405180We already knew it was over before it even began.
>not gold silver bronzeShameful display ladies
Ilar skiing fast so that she can fence off the evil cameras again
>>153405181Needs less cameras if they go in circles
>>153405207unironically could use a drone following each of them
Glue queen Slind 3rd at 4.9km, just one second behind Jessie
>>153405125Vanessabros...
>>153405219Le 38 year old prospect.
>>153405214BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>153405189>>153405192How is it cross country if they aren't going across the country?
rooting for Heidi desu
EBBA EBBA EBBA EBBA EBBA
COME ON EBBERS
>>153405228italy is shit
>ARD stream on Sportschau.de keeps shitting the bed>same stream on ZDF.de works
FRIDA HOLY SHITFRIDA FRIDA FRIDA
>-38,1KEK
Frida haters have been awfully quiet lately
unleash the retard strength ebba
Frida has solved skiing
>>153405272You'll pay for it and you'll like it
>>153405180There are under 10 Norwegians who post daily on all of /sp/ and it's in the middle of the work day
>>153405272Why do you have two national TVs?
>>153405278would use as an inhaler
>Frida -38.1 at 8.6kmHoly crap
>>153405228cross country is more about the ups and downs on the course, these courses have a ton of climbs
>>153405243great race
this looks kinda easy
Nice to see the American suffer
What have they fed Karlsson?
Jessie will break down like never before at the finish line.
Jessie starting to have the cerebral palsy-style skiing
>>153405302>frida>fed
FRIDA FRIDA FRIDA
>>153405302
ORF guy said Frida making up 1 minute and catching Ebba on the track would have been like the death penalty.
This is insane
F R I D A
this looks so fucking hard
GULD-EXTRA
COME ON JESS
>>153405302Air and snow
Jessie looks hilarious
>Jess screaming in pain HOT
LMAO who is this mutt drama queen
>American moaning
diggins is fucking dead
Was Jessie shot at?
Jessie is dying
kek drama queen Jessie
she's cumming right there at the finish line
>Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh
what the fuck, is she dying?
>>153405343
more like jesse PIGGINGS oink oink
Jessien moans
hnnng
webm of that finish and collapse?
what a bitch lol
>>153405371She's deep in her pain cave, she will be alright
Who would win if they competed in their peak? Johaug or Karlsson?
>>153405357>>153405361>>153405362>>153405363>>153405371>>153405370she has a broken rib, dipshit chuds
>touching Jessie while she is in her pain cavebad idea
Finally we have a death.
why are these skiis so long?
Gluebros...
silverfrida! gg ez
>>153405396She's always like this. You'd know that if you weren't a filthy tourist.
aww norwaybros you were so close to knocking america off the podium,
>>153404538If you put the hopeless shitters first it will change nothing, except that everybody will tune into the race 1 hour later
Frida would've won the sprint
>>153405396Is this the first time you see Jessie? She is always like that
>>153405417I don't want a pity bronze
Will the Swedish King demand Ebba and Frida tonight?
is this easy? could you guys do this?
>>153405438Kungen is a chad. He will demand Ribum and JoJo
>>153405394
Nå: –Makt-demonstrasjon
>>153405438yes Calle gets what he wants
>>153405440>wants to enter the biathlon stadium>Sir, we must confiscate this
Jessie moaning (and austrian commentators)https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770900653888495.webm
>>153405433>>153405415she's laying on the ground holding her ribs after a huge push for a medal, she already said she has a rib injury, what do you want her to do? incel freaks
>>153405394Bjørgen
>>153405473any subtitles?
>>153405478CUTE
>Krista 25th at 8.6km>Gerddu 27thTime to send them to the Hochfilzen glue factory.
>>153405489>aah aah aah aah aah aah
>>153405473>>153405471is she autistic?
>>153405481dumb tourist>>153405490cute image
>>153405490queen
>>153405481Like we said, if you knew even a slight iota about the sport before coming here shitting up the thread, you'd know that she could be in pristine health and form, and STILL sound like she's being tortured by the spanish inquisition after the finish.
>>153405481>arguing with genetic autismjust let them circlejerk
>tourists dont know about my pain cave
>>153405289Boomers weren't satisfied with only one channel in the 60s
>>153405396>>153405481>she has a broken ribkinda weird to get an orgasm from that, but she do she
Hang on a minute....
>>153405500No I meant for the Austrian xDDDDDD
Silver-Ebba
>>153405520inb4 the tourist will post his mensa card in his fat greasy hand again
Are we going to make a clean seep for the women's cross country medals?
>>153405555Fridasisters???
>"oh you don't sit down and spend your weekends watching cross country skiing on tv every week and post about it on 4chinz? damn tourist"Imagine thinking that's actually some kind of flex fucking LMAO
>least smug Swedish person
>train with klaebo>become physically dominantok
>>153405660She maybe found their asthma medicine stack
>"So you're telling me you don't wake up at 6am on Saturdays to watch women's cross country skiing? Yikes dude."
What would happen if Klaebo and Karlsson mated?
8th place for my wifetick tock frida
>>153405705Nice brows
>>153405700>What would happen if Klaebo and Karlsson mated?Klæbo committing a Sturla social suicide 3 months later
>>153405705The hairyness of her Northern areas is promising!
>Croatian skiing
>>153405609Only a smørebom can stop you from winning all the golds, that's for sureIf Slind or Weng can't pick up a bronze on the 50km it's time to retire
>>153405700I'm sure it happend already.
>>153405700>mogged by both parentsA school shooter
>>153405730Aw shit we get 50km for the women? Based.
Power couple
"Jag är verkligen glad"
>>153405744The only thing to make it better would be an Individual start
>>153405700Northug would be very upset
>>153405744Hope we get pit stop shenanigans this year too.
Frida better not quit after the next season
>>153405744jessie's moans after the finish will make tennis players blush if she attempts running that
>>153405774I swear. This was the funniest moment of wintersports for me in the last 5 years or so. Second: Bumsis chasing 30. Vittozzi in a race that Doro won
>>153405768Ebba is the cutest
>>153405744It was pretty trash at the Trondheim World Championships last year honestly, the gaps were enormous The conditions look like they will be rough this year too
>>153405778She already said she was going to retire at 27. And she'd be dumb as hell to not quit on a high not like these olympics. Make herself a legend.
>>153405801>retire at 27Leaves her with 4 years before dying on a Paki mountain
Wait, was that the Greek biathlete Charalampidou?
>>153405793
Jessie, the part where yle guys kept their mouths shuthttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770902452140830.webm
>>153405865h-hot
>>153405865sexo
>>153405850>>153405864
Now what
>autistic nords just standing there like npcs while the american and mexican chop it up
Our two Snowboard guys just took each other out
>german snowboarding
>Ebba "eeeeeeehhhh" Andersson
morning >missed absolute jessie pain cave kino>swede win >no norges on podium
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