Previous : >>153399389Official Schedulehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/schedulethe stoat shuffle edition
what's the actual point of double luge? so you can get double the casualties? that's like having hockey and hockey 7
Reminder that France cheated.Sign the petition:https://www.change.org/p/require-the-ioc-and-isu-to-investigate-the-judges-awarding-france-the-gold
>>153403705
You're alright, France.
get gold or get bent
alysa :D
>>153403598Whats snowboarding SBX?
>>153403741Man shoulders
>>153403733You will never be British.
>>153403761me in front
Announcer said that many italian athletes are employed in police, even the figure skating couple. Is that a program that gives them job security and benefits like better work schedule so they can train properly?
>>153403809ours are too. How is this news to you?
>>153403752snowboard cross 4 riders race down a track
>2032 summer olympics is in the winter monthsmental
>>153403821Literally who? Maze was but she hasn't been competing for 10 years
>>153403843australian seasons aren't real
>>153403854i know our winter temps are your summer temps but still
>>153403849>Literally who?everyone apart from athletes in team sports. They're either in police or military
>women's super g forerunner missed a gatekek, embarrassing
>>153403809It's like that in many countries. E.g. look how many german biathletes are employed by customs.https://www.zoll.de/DE/Der-Zoll/Zollskiteam/Unser-Team/Biathlon/biathlon_node.html
>nothing on last night>multiple cool events on at the same time tonightFuck these organisers, i wanna watch skeleton and snowboard cross but Super G kino is on as well. Why couldnt they have one of these during the dead air yesterday
how many broken knees today
i don't know this sport what did #3 do
>>153403918jumped too long and missed the next gate, seems like a hard track no clean runs so far
how do any skeleton riders make it alive to get to the olympic level. such an insane sport.
>>153403943last death was like 20 years ago it isn't dangerous anymore
>>153403918it basically has a racing line like motorsport but if you get off line you don't just lose time, you might not even be able to make the next corner.for extra challenge you're coming into a lot of the turns midair following a blind jump, which is what's thrown off the last two birds
>>153403948it must attract the craziest fucking adrenaline junkies.
>>153403949>>153403918also they've never run the track before (you can faintly see the previous track), and it gets harder for later competitors since each person who goes down fucks the track up a little more
was #6 a medal worthy run
>>153403985hard to say, quite a few strong gals still to go and all the previous runs weren't that good, but it's promising
>>153403985She will get medal
weather seems to be turning
>>153403891>Fuck these organiserswhat should we do to em?
this super G track is built to make skiiers eat shit half the time
damn poor ledecka
>>153404028yeah usually in super g there's not these many DNF, I wonder if the weather is playing a part in this or if it's just a devilish course
holy no visibility batman
>>153404028It's made to make Italians win medals. And it's actually working.
WOMEN, AMIRITE?
>>153404061aaand Goggia out, thank you a lot
>>153403822Love a bit of snowboard cross, probably the best snowboard event.
>>153404050>>153404068The boinging was too great.
The fuck is with all these commercials with Beatles songs lately? Did the rights to their music suddenly get dirt cheap?
>>153404084anything with simultaneous competitors = good
>>153404078It's fine, the trifecta is still possible.
>>153404091Does the Jackson estate still own them? Cause maybe they're looking to get a little cash out for the olympics.
>>153404093No judges giving out points, just racing.
>>153404107start making skeleton tracks wide enough for four racers
>>153404100Nah, he sold most if not all of it to Sony while he was still alive, I believe.
>>153404096Whoops :^)Guess the Austrians also know that track pretty well
haha wouldnt it be funny if a skiier hallucinated or something, not thinking they went over the finish line and went full speed into the barrier between them and the spectators at the very end
they should do double skeleton but the bottom one has to be on their back
>>153404127they realized the secret, getting to the finish
>>153404136Mixed doubles yes.
sorry if this question has been posed before but don't the skiers who go later have an insurmountable disadvantage? the track must be slush at this point
Skeleton has to be one of the scariest fucking things you can experience.
>>153404149It's rather tame
>>153404146As long as the sun is not out, it might not change much.
Bit misty at the start of the super-g course.
this aussie sure has a nice ass>>153404146the strongest ones are in the first 15 positions and usually the track doesn't get ruined much by that point, the ones after that basically can eat shit
>>153404148lol
>>153404148>Lie>Lies downShe did the thing...!
Bit foggy on that mountain, innit?
>>153404119My headcanon will always believe McCartney paid off the doctor to kill him.
>>153404176Love a bit of fog, me
>>153403843People would die if we did Brisbane Olympics in actual Australian summer.We'd have the opening ceremony and everyone in a kangaroo costume would collapse from the heat.
>>153404181damn, what a heartbreaking loss of friendship
>>153404190Bro is talking about 90 degrees fagrenheit btw
Based Italian girl winning us a silver
some volunteer teen boy has to wash all their outfits after they're done. gross.
>>153404173they should learn to ski on their sidesi'd watch that
Hockey starts!
i love the (winter) olympics, its so comfy
Wat[s the difference between Super-G and downhill skiing? More turns?
>>153404201does the olympic village have a laundry service
>>153404213
Slovenian girl just gave up
>>153404219it really is the best
>>153404201
>3 Australians in the moguls finalsAre we back?
>>153404219I'm off work for the rest of the games. Time to settle in.
>>153404220tighter gates and shorter course I think
>>153404219Nice dog whistle
>>153404219>tfw i got lay off on December so i can spend all day home just watching Olympics instead of workingIt's really comfy
>>153404190>Brisbane>SummerThey're getting out the sandbags because of the expected floods tomorrow, desu.
IT AINT EASY BEING BREEZY
>>153404236i thought americans were grinding nonstop?
USA down USA down
>Amerifall
>>153404237Also training runs
SHIT CHEAP ITALIAN ICE
>>153404198Good tune.
damn they use the same protectors i use for my motorbike
>>153404263Most Americans are stupid. I deliberately took time off because this is my holiday. In essence I'm getting paid to sit in my undies and watch this.
>>153404273*no
>>153404274He brings shame to the motherland. He can stay in Italy.
bit gay inniit
>>153404223So I'm pretty sure that's not how you ski.What are women thinking...
amerifats can't stop eating our gates, we should sue them for the damage
>>153404282more power to you
>>153404288what sport is this
>>153404274goddamn. Good thing she already won us a gold.
>>153404274>Won gold>Didn't get any attention because of Vonn's crash> . . .>Tries crashing herself for the attentionAmericans...
>>153404288Achilles and Patrolcus vibes
>Pavel Kolmakov going down moguls 12th
Bros this moguls finale is our change to get a first medal
Finnish gold medal?
>Snowbird, UtahIs she Mormon?
>usafall again
what's with the mericans crashing all the time?
>>153404312>>153404331they'll expect one of us in the wreckage brother
FACKIN HELL WOMEN STAY ON YOUR FACKIN' SKIS
Did they train with the short track speed skating team or something?
>>153404331We go hard or go home
someone sabotaged our girls' skis
>>153404331lessons learned from 9/11
women on snow are hilarious, they fall so damn often
>>153404336Big thanks for these fast WEBMs. What do you use to capture it so fast?
>>153404331Setting up the underdog story obv.
>>153404336that must be scary, glad shes ok
>Italians laughing at us
>>153404354obs replay buffer + webm script for mpv
this high speed drone footage is anticomfy
>>153404366BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>153404366yeah the drone sounds are really annoying
Hearing Vonn has showed up to the slopes and ready to give it one final shot.
holy shit the drone cam really shows how fast this goes
>>153404366I can't really hear them, but maybe because I have my volume quite low. Good visual footage though.
>>153404366truth
>>153404367>>153404368Not even the sound. That video was such jerky whiplash.
>>153404331century of humiliation
>>153404362can you post the instructions again please
>>153404370She'll compete in the Paraolympics in a few weeks.
>>153404370Powerful
>>153404366My brain just filtered it out at this point
>>153404366I like the noise they make because it makes everything sound like formula 1 cars or jets
>>153404236Lucky bastard
>>153404336Shows how many hidden bumps there are on these courses.
>>153404386I didn't even realize they were using drones at first I thought the skis just kind of sounded like that.
>>153404378They give me motion sickness. Whenever I hear that buzzing sound, I look away from my screen.
We need some deadly crash kino
>>153404394Hidden motors in the skis they don't want people to know about so hide it with the drone noise.
>>153404380that was another anon >>153306568
>>153404336
Have we won this shit event yet, or is it rigged
The drone footage doesn't even look good
>>153404370Source tells me Vonn is stable.Please god
>Making it to the Olympics to just give up
>drone againare they showing us this to hurry up with ending the ukraine war this is incredibly uncomfy
another one
>>153404362Fucking hell, posts like these where knowledge is socialised make me so happy and proud to be in 4chanello, I want to go home and open the laptop.
>>153404426>the virgin gate misser vs. the chad fence crasher
>>153404404thanks
>>153404344I can respect that I guess
>3 in a rowIs something wrong with the track?
Italy has been kino but I'm kinda sad we never get chosen, it's been a great winter this year.
Thanks for the motion sickness.
We can win this if everyone else screws up
>>153404146>>153404164Turns out everyone after 15 can't even manage to stick between the gates.
>>153404401Breezy had the worst crash but she's strong as a horse and large as a barge so she shrugged it off like it was nothing
>>153404459The most aesthetic track has to be biathlon. I love when they race through the snowy forest.
>>153404401is there footage of that guy who tore himself in two
Why didn't Lindsey Vonn wear airbags on her mangled leg?
>>153404459Nordic Olympics maybe but we're never hosting alone
>>153404409you need to send ice at the base of the hill
>>153404489Why not?
>>153404459>sweden has never hostedSurprised. Norway only twice too.
AusGODS?
>>153404489It'll happen eventually. They're letting a mountain range host next time.
>>153404496Politicians always say no, too expensive
why are aussies so good at moguls
the fact that australia has medal contendors in the winter olympics, but not really snow countries like chile, argentina, himalayan countries, and middle eastern countries, is slightly hilarious
We're leading and our best guy still has to go.
>Australia 1-2 in the MogulsSWEEP INCOMING
>>153404496It costs a lot of money, that's why the Olympics are almost always in countries with major GDPs
>>153404507>>153404516Its ok, we can choke into no medals like the women.
>1, 2, 3Holy shit
>>153404508Aussies inherited our sporting culture but took it to another level thansk to their climate and quality of life.
>#6called it
>>1534045161-2-3
DEI medals for Australia.
>Interview Ameritard athlete>He immediately starts blabbing about GodWhen will we grow up
>>153404546so true fellow r/atheist
>>153404546he should be thanking the science climate deities
>>153404474I didn't see anything but shooting range during the biathlon coverage I've seen.
Imagine what this shit sport does to your knees
>>153404550>>153404555fat
>>153404500One issue could be the risk of it simply being too cold. But Sochi was the opposite and that sucks too, dry crispy snow is the best.
>>153404546It's a bit strange God helps people so much in sports but not other things
>>153404550I always forget that reddit invented atheism because my sense of the world doesn't begin and end with my lifetime on the internet
>>153404558they should pump vonn full of painkillers and white wine and make her do a run
>>153404535
>>153404567upvoted!
>>153404507It's one of the few features that our alps supports decently>>153404558It only really hurts your knees if you have poor form.>>153404516>>153404523>>153404535Just wait for Ikuma
what are we watching lads? i'm watching the super g
>>153404567It invented asking when religious people will grow up.
canada is pretty stinky at these winter sports
>>153404587alle
>>153404526>>153404516NOT SO FAST
>>153404555No, no, you are right, god, the force behind all of universe's motion, wanted specifically for that athlete to win a medal, that is not conceited, it's common sense, my dear Ayatollah-tier fundamentalist. Actually scratch the latest comment because a muslim wouldn't make such a comment. They would rather say a general "praise god" or something.
>>153404500we absolutely hate spending money on anything fun
>>153404587I'll be watcing the cross-country skiing.
>comfy thread immediately ruined by religious trolls
>>153404602gotta fund the poors
Where the fuck do Aussies practice for this sport? Uluru?
moguls looks like something that is guaranteed to fuck up your knees
>>153404588Maybe if you've never read a book, Cletus
>>153404594Short track this afternoon should get them a few golds
I remember going through my atheist phase when I was 16. Fully grew out of it by 22.absolutely embarrassing that some people never grow out of it and just turn into fedora reddit atheists
>>153404612ayer's cock
>>153404565idk I watch sports on tv and not starving children so I kinda get it
>>153404619Is uh.. mixed doubles luge a thing?asking for a friend...
>>153404622And now you’re a free-thinking Christian in a country of Christians, out of all the possible religions, which is just a coincidence You were always hardcapped and were always going to believe in God buddy, dw about it
>>153404612https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_Arena_(Adelaide)
>>153404599oh my science, you're so right that christian mogul man is just like the ayatolla, thanks for the insight kind stranger
>>153404597>>153404605based
>All 3 Australians throughThis domination is kinda boring desu.
>>153404638>sciencist bugman doesn't believe in free willwoah, what a shocking twist!
>>153404587Super g and hockey. And soon cross-country skiing
>>153404636mixed doubles skeleluge so the man on the bottom provides a sturdy base and the woman can fine tune the steering while looking forward yes this puts you in the 69 position but that's just a coincidence
>>153404274WATCH OUT FOR THE JELLO WALL*booiioioining*
>>153404657Free will literally doesn't exist, m8.After seeing your shitty bait post, I was always going to respond. Input -> output.
>>153404612We have 5 proper ski resorts and because of the fairly infrequent dumps they're usually covered in natural mogul fields.
>>153404612When I went to Ballarat as a kid they hyped up a thing to drop snow onto a rusty road, but they just launched foamy bubbles everywhere. The disappointment was real
>>153404223That's illegal. She should be barred
how long does the womens 10k take?
>>153404346GOOD!
>>153404214Where?>>153404642
>>153404667I know I'm going to get downvoted for this, but there is no scientific proof that free will exists
>>153404642Fucking retard corn-syrup slurper, I hope you trip over your secret grenade stash
>>153404594Trudeau thought it would be really cool if we stopped acting like a real country and slashed Olympic funding like 10 years ago. Our best athletes trained outside of Canada, but most can't afford that so they're just struggling to keep up this time around.
>>153404674depends on how many of their knees blow out
>>153404684https://streamed.pk/watch/ppv-switzerland-vs-france-men-s-group-a/admin/1end of the first, switzerland 2:0 france
>>153404584>Just wait for Ikuma>5th
>>153404698BASED
Any update on the girl who broke her neck in the halfpipe?
Too much competition in Moguls. All the top 8 could win it or bin in if someones knee is 2cm wide or they finishing a ms later.Our Female had a more likely chance if she just didnt fuck up her run.
>>153404706no spinal injuries apparently
I want to go to bed but snowboard cross is in another hour and a half
>>153404706She is fine. It wasnt as bad as it seems.
>>153404695go to bed Oleg, and watch out for those ukrainian drones lol
>>153404713Drink some coffee faggot. We don't get Winter Olympics kino for another 4 years after this
>>153404687It literally doesn't.Laplace's demon and all that. Doesn't quite work due to quantum mechanics but the general idea applies.It's been shown we subconsciously make decisions seconds before we even "think" about it and make the same conscious decision.We're just along for the ride.
>skeleton hype>its fucking over already What the fuck? They've done finals first thing in the morning? We barely got a thread going.
>>153404722me on the right
>>153404722Is an donkey a athlete?
i don't care about /specific/ i just post in the /general/
how come japanese dominated snowboarding but can't skii?
>>153404727Final 2 heats tomorrow evening.
>>153404722thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca5wXojemRM
>>153404696Sports are a Bourgeoisie trifle and do nothing to improve the conditions of the Proletariat
>>153404727Scheduling is dogshit these Olympics.They put on a bunch of cool events together, and then have nothing happening the day after.
>Doing women tier tricks in the men's finalsUseless. Was just happy to be there.
imagine getting paid $833,000 to move the timing stick back into place
>another goldwe are coming for you Norge!
second period of switzerland-france men's hockey starting
>>153404781>ywn be a timing jannywhy work
>>153404786klaebo's got plenty more to win yet
>>153404788Let's go France
>>153404794not if I steal his shit tonight
>46 year old skier completes the cursed Super G course while dozens crash out and miss their gatesngl pretty based
what is you niggas watching??
>coomerella
wait, final 2 in moguls is its own thing and they don't keep the best score between the two?
>>153404804Damn that’s so crazy and unexpected, so what was her nationality
>>153404808Hockey with audiocross-country on the side
men's downhill ski events are all big fat bastards. i demand equal representation viz. porky women in spandex
>>153404722Very hairy donkey this
>>153404815Mexican>>153404804this is her 7th olympics, pretty based
>>153404726>science, which presumes materialistic natural causality, produces results which support this axiomatic assumptionwow, I'm converting to atheism!
>>153404814looks like first final was a qualifier
beat that, aussies
>>153404833I thought he was talking about the one that won
>>153404846nah she came in last, but better than DNF
>>153404856>and this is how hu-mans consume nutrients during recreation
Those two runs by the Jap and the Swede show why Asians do well in these events. That Swede is just too big.
>>153403778pusy
SHIT PageStay in Shitaly, FAGGOT
>>153404814better format desu, the silver women slopestyle DNF 2 of the run. feel like you should be able to perform consistently rather than hoping you get lucky
aussie aussie aussie, oi oi oi>>153404885agreed. either this or just the average of the two.
the butch lesbo going bareleg lol
wtf is she not cold
nothing more subhuman than a rigger
>>153404906it's fucking hot in italy
>>153404906it's hot out there
>>153404906You soon warm up.
Why are they skiing in slow motion?
>>153404906temperatures are probably between 0 and 4 degrees celsius, it's not that cold
>>153404906This is smart I always overheat when I put on a heavy coat for shoveling snow.
i'm rooting for #31 i think
hang riggers from trees
>>15340480810km womens cross country intervall start. The only serious event going on. No bullshit. >>153404906if you are skiing cross country 10km in like 20 minutes in 0 celsius you are not going to get hot arms and legs my bong friend
On a delayed stream. That looks like gold.
yes #31 i like the outfit
>Chinese girl didn't break her spineSounds good. Is there more info?
>>153404963Gold on the olympics website
>>153404840anything else?
>>153404963same exact score as kingsbury
Holy based Cooper Woods
why no webms of this so called broken neck
another silver...
>it's this old fart's personal opinion this guy gets a medalVery serious sport
>Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz>Bzzzzzzz>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>153404978always hated subjective judging, me
GET FUCKED LEAF KWAB
why do their ski suits look see through sometimes
Excited to see British competitor in the cross country skiing! The feed shows every individual athlete starting except for the brit. We just got to watch some leaf mid run instead.This is why brexit happened btw.
>>153404840Think I'll just tie it :^)
KWABCanadian seethe
I'm next. Wish me good luck!
Y'ALL they rated his TWIZZLES a FOURAnonymous do your thing!
Johnson Blowing-in-the-Wind got gold?
>>153405041good luck Jutta
kek theres an iranian cross country skiier
>>153404808Where the fuck are you guys, don't you have any snow
we could have shared the gold :(
>>153405054Uhm, Iran is mountain country actually.
>>153405064too sacred to ski on
Why the fuck isn't Schmid playing
>>153404989only got a concussion it seems
>>153405080it's france.
Did anyone get a webm of the Leaf chucking a wobbly?
>no fistfights allowed in the hockeyBooooo
>>153405093i love saying chucking a wobbly
>>153405054Better hope I don’t come across that nigga
>>153405054Isn't Iran mostly mountains?There was a Maltese competitor, by the name of Eriksen
>>153405110>chuckingcurrently sneeding
>nobody gives a fuck about skiing in the desert continent>beat all the snow nigels It's cool when we beat the world at sports we don't even know we have participants in
>entire internet agrees the ukrainian guy was a moron for doing that>check reddit>virtue signalingmany such cases
haven't been up early enough to catch any Skeleton. are they having trouble with starts and turn 4 exit like all the lugers?
>>153405146We've won gold (or maybe it was just a medal) in this before. Was some Canadian guy we imported. There was some drama about him because he made his money running an internet popup ad company.
>>153402979>>153402979>>153402979snowboard cross heats
>>153403511the it*lian alysa liu
>>153405152fuck up cunt he's done more than you ever will from your cum stained officeworks chair
>>153405173Is this the one with multiple people racing trying to heem each other?
>>153405179yeah? well i'm gonna live longer. checkmate.
>>153405186yeah
>>153405177septum rings are the ugliest things
>>153405146You're literally the most common flag talking about the sport
>>153405173Its this and curling for me for the next couple of hours
>>153405199sure you will with your party pie and sausage roll diet
cameraman gonna get fired for lingering
>>153405223it's close to midnight on a thursday night m8. We're not at work and have time to shitpost.
>>153405179He should be out fighting for his country
>>153405245We're a mere decade away from drones with smell technology.
>>153405256so should you but I don't see you signing up for the IDF
>>153405264Lmao got him
>>153405264the jewpire is collapsing, a hopeless cause I fear
>>153405245It's Italy. He'll get a promotion.
how far behind does jessie diggins need to be before these commentators stop jerking her off
>>153405177I love jewish women
interval races are dull
shouldn't all spit be collected in jars and sold?
>>153405321Did you know it’s considered a sin in Judaism to not pleasure your wife when she commands it Not joking
that bitch dying
Switch to snowboard cross
>Norway wins >Sweden wins Im tired bros, where is Finland winning
>Ughstralian commentatorKill me
JESUS ..THESE GIRLS ARE DYING ... POOR AMERIMUTT
KEK THIS YANK HAVING A SEIZURE
okay that burger is based. i hope she gets the bronze. Still fuck ICE
>>153405365don't think we're ever winning again
>>153405365>sweden winsBut I'm Norwegian
Sweden beating Norway in skiing? What the hell is going on?
>>153405408better with sound
>>153405408this>>153405437
>the agony of bronzeburger denied Amerisilverthey're so dramatic
>>15340536550km classic. ´The only non gay event in the olympics. Our Iivo cant fail, he just cant.
>>153405408me after walking up the step to my front porch
>>153405436It's normal. Women skiing is Swedenwinslol. It's men skiing that is Norwaywinslol
>>153405493keked
Another Sweden sweep in women's cross-country skiing. Jessie Diggins is from Minnesota, which is basically Sweden. She's even from the most heavily Swedish part of Minnesota.
>>153405437It sounded like she would have been spending time in bed with me
all these snowboard events just feel like gimmicky disciplines they added just for the sake of having more shit and trying to get more young viewers tbqh
>>153405559it's the breakdancing of the winter olympics
>>153405245>>153405316This ass smells
>>153405568
How long are they expected to wait for the third worlders?
>>153405437https://streamable.com/wubio2
>>153405568Breakdancing was Kino
>>153405470Why did she moan so much?I know it's exhausting but every other athlete just breaths heavily
F R I D ARIDA
>>153404489would a dual Sweden/Norway olympics be politically feasible? could be cool. you guys have like typical cultural difference bant as people but get along pretty well as neighbors yeah?
YOUNG AND FREE
>ywn make a ski stacy moan like that
>>153405622We have literally open borders to each other. Sweden and Norway are very close.
>>153405616broken rib
>>153405622The only problem is that people wouldn't like the Olympics being divided. No Olympic village etc.
Can we get a medal please? Perhaps just to borrow it we will give it back after
>>153405622they're united by the common enemy of humanity known as denmark
>>153405622Yes, google Kalmar Union.
>nothing on for like 4 hours
>>153405622https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_Passport_Union
who names their kid Airy Penis?
>>153405594No way thats real audio
>>153405710the genuine article.
>>153405493Not me by the way
>>153405710it is but its pretty lame so
>>153405568Something, something rocks in glass houses
>>153405616Nerve gas
>>153405740>invent fake sport>appoint yourself director>get sport to Olympics>recommend yourself to the IOC>show up>flail around while the world watchesthis really was the greatest shitpost
snowboard cross would be cooler if they dropped the pump section at the start and went straight into rubbin'
>>153405776>invent fake sportWhat are you talking about you yank paedophile?
>>153405794"competitive breakdancing" is not a sport; it has no governing body, no rules and no formal structure
what olympic event am I jerking off to next?
>>153405794sheamus, "breaking" isn't a sport
>>153405408>>153405594have you ever made a woman feel this way anons ?me not
>>153405794breakdancing is not a sport
>>153405803how did she trip over nothing
>>153405776they should do breaking in bikini next summer olympic
>>153405849skis came together, you can see through 100's crotch
I'm too tired I'm not gonna make hockey
>>153405821Breakdancing has been competitive almost since its inception. Give your head a shake.
>>153405871strip that flag off your posts
>>153405821>>153405833>>153405844>an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment.By definition it is a sport.
>>153405872Not sport
>>153405872lol
>>153405833>>153405844>>153405821If breakdancing isn't a sport then neither is figure skating or ribon twirling.
>>153405872>>153405883>>153405898not a sport
Tie Vonn to a missile and fire it at CortinaShe's ready
>>153405316times have changed granpa.
https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1770902828661247.webmdirty americans
>>153405954>DQPUNISHED
slick goal puts switzerland up 3:0 with eight minutes left
>>153403943The BBC did a video where some shit celebrity learns how to do skeleton.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ77h11N-I4The trick is to memorise the track in advance. Although, are there also beginner tracks? If I went to a skeleton track, would there be people just going down it for fun, like skiing?
never watched hockey before, what's the point if fights aren't allowed?
>>153405883Exactly. There's no "competition" in breakdancing beyond an informal crowd acclimation. In order for breakdancing to be a sport, there'd need to be some standard for how you'd win it beyond just "looked cool to people nearby".
>>153405975The fuck is up with Switzerland. It has been ten years already where they are contending the best.
>>153405939Considering what I've seen that seems like posturing written on paper but not done in practice.
>>153405939I was wondering why the stream quality kinda sucks this year.
>>153405975timo time!
>>153405992Point stands fucko Cody, she didn't invent it one way or the other, she only declared the australian breakdancing comittee
>>153405992And thus, figure skating, ice dancing disappear in a poof of facts and logic
>fuck ton of curling>skeleton>a bajillion other eventswho the fuck schedules these things? I get the summer olympics rushing because you have like 300 events, but this shit's unfair. You have multiple married couples here who can't even see each other compete.
>>153406038Yes, thus inventing "breakdancing" as a competitive sport.>>153406046Figure skating can be objectively judged by routine difficulty and execution; the judges are just biased. Ice dancing is (ostensibly) judged by synchronization, similar to sync swimming at the summer games, but, again, the judges suck.
>>153405898all the artistic sports which are decided by judges should be banned, if it isn't decided by who scores the most or who is the fastest I don't care about your faggot sport
>>153403891Expecting anything organized by the italians to function properly is just asking to be disappointed
>>153406087>Figure skating can be objectively judged by routine difficulty and executionAs can breakdancing, wouldn't you agree?
>>153406087you need to learn what "invent" means
>Billions must curl
>>153406087She didn't introduce it as a sporting event, are you purposefully dense?
>>153406054it's still 116 medal events over 17 days, with many events having qualifiers or several heats
Kirk is still alive?
>>153406170Take it easy Mr.Spock
>>153406022I saw that they cut really quick to avoid ass shots or use other angles for women, for men they show the cake all the timethat applies for speedskating but saw other sports generals complain too
>>153406142>Billions must slide
beautiful sport
how does something like Luge even began to be thought up as a sport?
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>>153406170Nah he's still underneath that pile of stones I think
>>153405033The broadcasters instinctively know that any brit competing is superfluous so focusing on them is basically the equivalent of dead airtime
>>153406209>grug see greg do thing>grug say "me can do that better"
>>153406209Luge doubles even more.
Just don't watch the break dancing and figure skating, who cares
>>153406270I believe i speak for everybody when i say we need mixed doubles nude luge at the winter olympics
>>153406299This is just the Olympic Village.
>>153406299penetration need to be fully inserted the entire race or it's DQ
>>153405701Her parents, Windy Wendy Johnson and Gus T. Johnson.
>schedule>luge team relaywhat the FUCK is that
>>153406209people started sledding for fun and some men decided to see who could go down the fastest, then they started taking it more and more seriously until we got to dedicated ice tracks.This seems pretty straightforward compared to shit like curling or mogul skiing
>>153406311But as it currently stands i dont get a live feed of the inside of the olympic village after-hours, so some reform is obviously necessary>>153406315Goes without saying.Rule should apply for mixed doubles nude skeleton as well
>>153406326probably not as cool as it sounds
>>153406326you do a lap and your teammate get on your luge
>>153405939I heard commentators complain about camera operators already without mentioning anything about their gender though. My guess they just hired "camerawomen" without much experience of even an education
>>153406345>they just hired "camerawomen" without much experienceSmashing the patriarchy with its archaic colonial 'competence'
>>153406326one woman goes down the track and as soon as she crosses the finish line a man starts, then double women and finally double men
>>153406333>live feed of the inside of the olympic village after-hoursI feel like this would be too intense for normal people's minds to witness; they'd spontaneously have seizures out of jealousy or insecurity or whatever.
>>153406209Thousands of years ago, in aristocratic igloos, servants would cook food at the top (so the smoke could escape) and slide the plates down a twisty slide to the main hall of the large igloo mansion (also known as "bigloos" to distinguish them from regular igloos). One day, a snow-dwelling nobleman called for his servant to come down, and rather than going down the ice stairs, he sat on a spare plate and slid down the slide in order to get there quicker. Because the slide was only designed for plates of polar bear meat and weird fish, the servant had to lie on his back to reach the bottom. This is how luge was invented.If enough of us post about this in enough places, we can probably get Google's AI Overview to say this is what really happened.
IT'S HAPPENEDCANADA HAS A MEDAL
business idea: the winter olympics but less clothes
>>153406451they have 6 now after the the men's moguls silverstill no Gold though
>>153406474wait two more years
the roos are getting uppity
>>153406474fewer*
>1 hour of nothing
>>153406568tranny bottom middle right
>>153406474Might as well have indoor t&f at the Winter OlympicsOr sports like volleyball
>>153406578would
>>153406568aaaaahhhhh alt girl i love them
>>153406087>Yes, thus inventing "breakdancing" as a competitive sport.somehow I don't think Raygun created the concept of breakdancing competitions
>>153406589>girl
>>153406451He was so close to clutching out the gold there. Must be anguishing to miss it by such a slim margin.
>>153406451lmao joke of a sport
>>153403598Baking.
>>153406624I'm sure he doesn't care too much, at that level they all know it's just luckslide
>>153403598New>>153406644>>153406644>>153406644
>>153406263Do her teammates like her?
>>153406729she's dating Jake Paul, so you can guess how pleasant her personality is
>>153406377/sp/ is ready
>>153406474is that a bulge
Just got back home. Any nice bunda in the speed skating I should be looking for?
>>153404906>>153404916Reeee ruining my cold sports immersion
>>153405618Tfw no Swede gold medalist gf
>>153406474Olympic polar plunge diving when
>>153405740The spectators reaction is the best part, gold for competitive shitposting.
