Previous : >>153403598Official Schedulehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/scheduleFly like an eagle edition
>women's monoboob
>>153406644What's the skill exactly? You're just lying there
>>153406644Women should be playing sports naked.
>>153406677Stop asking questions. "Great" Britain numba one
swear to god if that mutt doesnt win a gold for us in short track speed skating this evening I am rage quitting
>>153406679Just use Grok.
>>153406694This isn't the Thirdie Olympics. He has no chance.
Sign please. About to break 3000 signatures https://www.change.org/p/require-the-ioc-and-isu-to-investigate-the-judges-awarding-france-the-gold
>>153406563Bunch of curling games on if you enjoy the sport (mens).
>>153406694naw most of the shit we are expected to get gold in happens in the 2nd half of the olympics. But the fact we didnt win gold at either moguls or snowboard cross was like <20% and it still happend
Any chance the Czech Republic beats Canada in the hockey?
>>153406750>change.org
>>153406780Yeah, worth watching at least
>>153406780They're in good form
Women's Halfpipe Final in 4 hourshere's the world cup standings and the qualifier results
>>153406451I've never seen a more made up sport
>>153406780Czechs have a great team this year, it could be a good match.
>>153406885how the fuck is "race you to the bottom of the hill" made up
okay so we have going down the tunnel on their backs, on their fronts and while sittinglooks like we still need on either side and maybe one where they are standing or on their knees
>>153406874That's great, we were only expecting a silver from that, if we get a gold it will make up for vonn and shriffin.
Morning Friends, what are we watching?
>>153406925You "lugewaffe" have taken enough gold medals from that sport.
>>153406939Goldzone.
>>153406874>japspinNah I'll watch the men's hockey
>>153406874The Spanish auntie is the good guy
#JusticeForChock&Bates
>>153406963why do you guys get hours of figure skating practice
>>153406939Mornin, we were watching snowboarding racing earlier, I think curling is still ongoing now.
>>153406874>KimChloeWinslolPass.
>>153406980Do the guys wear padded suits to stop the girls from cutting them open?
>>153406981malinin is the best so he can do whatever he wantsw
>Maddie Mastro #1 US womens snowboarder>Alessandro Barbieri #1 US mens snowboarder >Valentino Guseli #1 Australian mens snowboarder Why are spaghetti diaspora dominating anglo snowboarding
Some dutch qt skater got proposed
>>153406924>lets do SSX but make it look lame
>>153406981has any figure skater ever considered practicing at home before the olympics have even started? That would give them a considerable advantage I'd say
Have they shown the new meme breakdancing/skateboarding event of the olympics?I don't even know what it is.
>>153407024I read that as prolapsed
>>153407101Nice, new desktop wallpaper
>>153407014Wogs always treat the old country as home. They're never American or Australian, it's Italian American / Italian Australian.So they've got the home country buff going on currently.
>>153407101The Canadians have arrived.
>>153407077>Fixed camera locations>Girls huffing and puffing as they climb up the mountain and pass the cameraIt's a sport for patricians is what it is
>>153407141wtf, did this guy get booted out of the event after
>>153407101I need to get me one of those spare tire leaf shirts
>>153407101Canadians must be the most non-threatening nation in the world
>>153407200>>153407200>>153407200speed skating women's 5000m
>>153407180he was hailed as a hero and our president shook his hand today
>>153407207how long does this take?
>>153407014Italians are like the daywalkers of nonwhites. They don't get the american woke debuff but also aren't nerfed in winter
What sport should I watch if I want to fall asleep?
>>153407230usually pretty speedy :^)
>>153407230>World Record 6:39.02>Olympic Record 6:43.51
>>153407101what's our equivalent of a Baz?>if you don't like hockey you're not Canadian bud
>>153407247oh nice I'll watch it then go to bed
>>153407276oh theres 6 pairs its probably like an hour and a half event
>>153407257Unironically "Bob" and "Doug". That's part of why the Fords were such relevant figures; they had peak hoser names.
>>153407231What I've taken to long to learn is that there is no one "Italian" and that Lombards and other northern Italians are unironically white as fuck but the southerners are brown 3rd world gypsies and criminals. The majority of Italian-American/Canadians are usually the latter so we assume all Italians are brown criminal gypsies.
>>153407207How likely is Dutch salt?
>>153407291well in that case I'll put it on and fall asleep
>>153407312only if our hag wins again, but I think that in the longer distance she won't be able to keep up
>>153406994no but if she steps on you (brehs) with the blade perfectly perpendicular it's not dangerous, only if she comes in crooked can it cut you
>>153407024was it jutta
>>153407308There are historical reasons for that. Southern Italy has basically always been sparsely populated and that eventually made it a breeding ground for mafia using it as a smuggling port to the muslim side of the Mediterranean. Northern Italy was german, then frankified, then re-germified. Like Germany, the country was unified by conquest late in the 19th century and its national identity is essentially an invention of those wars>tfw Canada has been confederated longer than Italy has been unified
Sports idea: every country can only send 1 athlete to cover all individual events meaning that athlete represents his country in all sports.
I'm back home and done with all the shit I had to do today. Let's get /comfy/What are we watching, boys?
>>153407447I nominate Princess Isabeau of New Jersey.>imagine if isabeau cared about luge
>>153407456Currently watching our girls put the fins in the bin.
>>153407470Cute as she is, it’s gotta be Ilia. He’s such a psycho that he’d be good at anything
>>153407313Mate it's just afternoon. Drink a coffee.
>>153407437>slutta>qt
>>153407508is gaming a winter sport
canada czechia men's hockey is starting hot
>Live shit going on>Gold Zone showing ski crashes from earlierwtf are you faggots doing?
>>153407443>tfw Canada has been confederated longer than Italy has been unifiedGermany, too. Pretty much every European country except England, France, Spain, and Portugal were all just dozens of small fiefdoms until like 130-150 years ago. Which makes it funny when they talk shit about Canada, USA, Australia as being young "fake" countries.It also explains immigration patterns during different eras in Canada. Canada was always French/English. Gaelic Scots came from 1770s-1830s, the Irish followed them during/after the famine in ~1850, then 1870s you started seeing Germans come after Germany became a unified country in 1871. Italians shortly after for the same reason. Then Slavs in the early 1900s because communism (which jews weaseled in and subverted amongst the group).
>>153406694in 2010 we finished with the most gold medals yet had just one gold after the first 5 days. It's pretty normal
>>153407470wtf she's perfect
>>153407607weird how so many euros dont know their own history, i guess this is a byproduct of post-ww2 social engineering. Seeds of Albion is a great book for learning about this from the US perspective.
I wonder if Starbucks is brave enough to have the "Can I take my friend to bed?" Beatles lyric in their commercials? I'm thinking not.
Threads look less active than during previous Olympics.
>>153407539Its a separate thing
>>153407443well put, not many foreigners properly grasp how culturally fragmented this country still is
>>153407644*snap* yep that's going on my goodreads list i'll never get around to
>>153407607Most of the slavs here came over before the turn of the century, cast out by pogroms, fleeing the reprisals after failed serf uprisings, or drawn in by colonization incentives in the prairies. Hence why Alberta and Saskatchewan have huge eastern european diasporas.
Every women's hockey match is like 6-0
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA01080423.pdf
>>153407802Mens cannot come soon enough
i want to go to the olympic village for the food
The Roman Empire’s biggest mistake was going beyond the Alps, instead of just fortifying those against the germanic barbarians and nafri elephant riders.
Seeing all these fears of athletics make me want to exercise but I'm such a fucking slob help
>>153407842w-was eteri in the files>>153407855me too>the food in question
Anything being broadcast right now?
>>153407802They all have much less roster depth than the male teams so they play strategically and sandbag the bad matchups to not burn out their star players. Top 2 in each group advance so you don't need to win every match, you just need to win the easy ones.
>>153407885The Republic already shat the bed on that part, long before the Empire coming into existence.
>>153407949Men Hockey
>>153407949speed skating
I'm going to miss halfpipe finals (both males and females). Where can I watch a record?
>>153407988Skeet Surfin'
>>153407988I can see her mons pubis
>>153408020Danish communist tv channel records them for later watch (drtv) but I think they require digital id login now to watch
>>153407988That how girls look like when you made her cum.
>>153408142How the fuck am I supposed to know that?
>>153408142i'm listening and i'm learning
>>153407988This isn't just flat, this is like negative boobs
FR*CK CANADA
>>153407424Nothing will beat this of a Femke, especially not with those draconian cameras rules>>153407437She got proposed by JakePaul on some beach or what some time ago already>>153408020Swiss have VODs if you have VPN. Norwegians too. Probably lot more broadcasters have them.
>>153408142I have made my girlfriend look like that. Gonna do that tomorrow again
Imagine the sex
I'm only cheering for Canada so they have to get wiped by us.
*knocks the camera over*
>>153408294:(
>>153407644>Albion's SeedThanks for the recommendation anon. I'll buy the book and give it a read.In North America we're really not taught our own history either and it's bullshit. Here in Atlantica a lot of our history simply isn't taught in schools despite a pretty tumultuous history. It's only really the Treaty of Utrecht (1713) and some sob stories about native oppression. There were so many wars both here and across the border in Maine. There was a 4-year period where Maine was annexed as "New Ireland" meant to be another colony/province but seceded back to the USA after the War of 1812. Also, a large portion of our Anglo population here are New England Planters who fled north after your independence. If you go down south to places like Yarmouth or Digby they still speak in 'Masshole' accents. Same thing with Scots here in Nova Scotia and PEI. The vast majority are Celts from the Highlands & Hebrides and not really "Scottish" in the contemporary sense of modern day Scotland. More aligned with the Irish through religion, language, and ethnicity.
>>153408142Can confirm
Is Walton Goggins the new Pedro Pascal?. He's in everything now.
>>153408304>It's only really the Treaty of Utrecht (1713) and some sob stories about native oppression.You have NO IDEA how bad it is in the US.I learned US history as a child in NYC (most big events in the US were covered in the "history of NYC" curriculum bc the city is so relevant) and in HS in Japan, where we had to go through endless dates, wars, people, etc. When I came back to the US for college I was genuinely stunned by how most Americans I talked to literally did not know ANYTHING about US history, so I looked through the curriculum.It's literally all slavery, slavery, slavery, civil war over slavery, racism against immigrants, ww2 against racism, MLK, Obama. You'd be better off learning absolutely nothing. There's ONE widely taught US history class that teaches ANYTHING and it's on par with basic US history classes taught in fucking Asia.
>>153408409>There's ONE widely taught US history class that teaches ANYTHING and it's on par with basic US history classes taught in fucking Asia.Oh, I forgot to add; it's completely optional and only 20-30% of burgers even take it.
>>153408402>is a commie>does walshart commercialsReally makes you think
>>153408508>>153408402>that hairOOOOOOOOF
Of all the countries competing, which one has your favorite dish? What about one you want to try but are scared?
>>153407800Good shout. I'm currently living in Saskatchewan and most of the people here are Ukrainians, Poles, and Germans (a few Hungarians too). The "white" people here look completely different than back home in the Maritimes. I flew home to NS for Christmas and as soon as I got to the airport the first thing that I noticed was how Scottish/French EVERYBODY looked. Like I arrived in a completely different country. It may as well be, or at least should have been.
>>153408304>If you go down south to places like Yarmouth or Digby they still speak in 'Masshole' accentsmy friggin ancestors
>>153408557same answer to both questions
>>153408557Currywurst. Poutine. Neither's 'fine dining' by any stretch, and so looking for authenticity is a fool's errand, but it'd still be nice to enjoy either in their proper habitat.
>>153408409>I learned US history as a child in NYC (most big events in the US were covered in the "history of NYC" curriculum bc the city is so relevant)I always try to ask people not from the Boston area how this worked for them because I always just assumed since the revolution began here everyone would learn the same things we did without the easy field trips.
>>153408557norway has nice fish
While everyone in the US is focused on sports, China showcases new Moon ship and reusable rocket in one extraordinary test. They won the Olympics https://share.google/sRJvQgfRl5HuhAxyr
*dreamy sigh*
>>153408769when's their moon lander launch? ours is next month go back to r/sino
>>153408557Favourite's gotta be GB. Had a chance to get some proper pub food in London a couple years back and I've been trying to reverse engineer that onion gravy ever since.I'd love to do some food tourism in Austria someday, too.
>>153408705In NYC most of the field trips are to famous revolutionary war (maybe some big 1890's buildings from the Gilded Age) and museums.There's less focus on the Revolution, though; it's mostly just "...and then another big thing happened in the US and ended up getting fought out in NYC, and then another big thing happened in the US and...". Imagine a standard US history curriculum but with NYC constantly bringing up how it was the main character.Somewhat unsurprisingly, the big thing left undiscussed is the conquest of the West or anything that happened west of the Mississippi.
What is it like having a thin body with no fat rolls? I am tired of being fat....
>>153408909You can actually bend over and tie your shoes without needing to hold your breath.
>>153408891My 8th grade teacher was obsessed with Valley Forge. He might have fought there. So at least we saw the war through to the end but yeah after 1783 we just kind of fast forward to muh showers.
>>153408909You're literally 6 months max away from being skinny. Severely cut calorie intake (even something as simple as switching from soda to water, replacing snacks to video games, and cutting portion sizes without even changing diet) and start going on long walks. You'll see changes almost instantly.There is no reason to be fat, anon. You'll love being skinny.
>>153408955Japanese history classes focus a fair amount on the US Civil War just because it happened at the exact same time as the Meiji Restoration and was a heavy influence on Japan's modernization, so I remember assuming Americans would care a lot about it. Turns out they do, but, like, only because of the slavery thing.Lee is described in Japanese textbooks as a brilliant tactician and Southern gentleman; meanwhile in America it's like "he was Captain Evil". Insane.
>>153408974Not him by I'm also trying to lose weight. I fucking hate how miserable you feel cutting calories. The body is such a god damn faggot. Stop storing everything!
>>153408978kek I was expecting an ass slap
>men's hockey arena blasting literal pizza musicItaly is a meme.
>>153409089juttas dad slapped her ass in beijing
>>153409035To the extent I remember anything from school at all I really think this Lee = Hitler thing is as recent as George Floyd's drug overdose. Like as a northerner I never recoiled in horror upon seeing someone describe him as a loyal Virginian who fought for his state.
>>153409091is it sara perche ti amo
>>153408642>my friggin ancestorslol. The 'Atlantica' to New England pipeline was still a big thing here all the way up to the baby boomer generation but less so now. I have cousins/aunts/uncles/great-aunts/uncles etc that are New Englanders born and raised and barely know them well. Most other people have a similar experience including the French people who have relatives in Maine/Vermont. Our history is directly linked with New England rather than the rest of Canada. Always was, and still is.We'd have joined nationally with New England if they weren't already locked in with the (((United States))) but if they were sovereign? We'd be one country. The USA & Canada need to balkanize so both groups can join into one country and ditch the rest.
>>153409114that was earlier today; this one was Luna Mezzo Mare>>153409103Yeah; hopefully the fever breaks soon.
>>153408978>>153409089>>153409100can someone whose computer isn't running at 200% fan speed stitch these two side by side
phwoarwhy there so many more cuties in wintee than summer olympics?
>>153408710Ludefisk? nah. I do like lefse, though.
>>153408808corr was watching disswould love to just sniff all their assholesfullblown insufflate
>>153409166>why there so many more cuties in wintee than summer olympics?Winter is focused more on athleticism with lean bodies. Summer relies on muscle monsters
>>153409163Now that's based
>>153409163is that her dad
It mind boggles me that Rome only hosted the Summer Olympics once and it was 60 years ago.
>>153409198yeah but facially as well
>>153409146I have Atlantican ancestry, of the French variety. The border between New England and New Brunswick was apparently so nonexistent that we don't even know when they moved to America. They didn't even need to fill out immigration forms or anything. The US government just eventually naturalized them on the basis of "yeah, you live on our side of the border I guess".Apparently back during prohibition they literally couldn't enforce anti rum-running laws because people barely even knew where the border was. They just set up blockades at the Maine/Mass border and the Mass/CN/RI borders.
>>153409146Alberta will open the door. Then you can come home.
>>153409166More white people
>>153409166More expensive to do, higher average skill ceiling. Wealth and skill correlate with attractiveness.
Pretties podium of the olympics so far
>>153409201I sure hope so
>>153409163There's another as well right?
>>153409311Of her getting fisted? This must have come from somewhere but I only have the still image.
>>153409147we do claim Louis Prima
>>153409247>>153409237corrpropa good diss
>>153409216first olympic games in Italy were the winter ones in Cortina 70 years ago. They tried to go for summer olympics in Rome again a few other times (including 2024) but we never won and maybe that's for the best, the city has other issues to iron out before being ready to take on such a responsibility
it's happening
>>153409198I do live me some muscle monsters. Not sexually. I just wish I was able to develop my body even close to something that looks like them. I find it the most impressive.
corr need to slap some prime nordic ass
>China >15th:[Why
how does a luge "relay" work?
>>153409325anyone have this?
>>153409035Japan's perspective of the US civil war matters because their obsessive study of western warfare fed their spiraling militarism that eventually took over their country and committed suicide-by-midway. A lot of their curriculum is interested in giving context for how they stubbed their toe on the way to democracy and stumbled from representative parliament to "declaring war against the whole world" in the span of 5 years, because they're very aware that they need to learn from that mistake lest it happen again.US curriculum is very interested in dispelling the Lost Cause myth and thus has to tiptoe around the subject of the civil war to avoid giving the still very extant southern conspiracy against federalism any outcrop in young minds they can grip and drag them into the groomercord radicalism spiral.
What's live right now? Just hockey?
>>153409342RIGGATONI
>>153409373with lube
>>153409373presumably they do 1 run each and total their times
>>153409325oh damn it's another coomer taking a picture of their computer screen like i had to do, the video may be lost forever....hockey is in intermission, we are looking at another italian scheduling triumph
>>153409373
>>153409373like >>153409412 said but they go one right after the other with no pauses and the composition is 1woman, 1man, 2 women, 2 men
>>153409436that sounds so gimmicky lol
>>153409436should be a great event between Germans, Italy, Austria
>>153409463That's true of most mixed events though
>>153409436I don't know if anybody will miss the touchpad, but if it'll happen it will 100% be a woman
Are Germans generally happy when Austrians win against other nations and vice-versa or not at all
Fuck I want to buy beer but I don't want to miss the Luge :/
>>153409558>not stocking up on everything so you don't have to leave the house during the Olympics ngmi
no medal for Breezy Johnson today but she got a ring
>>153409558In my country you can overpay by 300% for a brown illegal alien to deliver beer and anything else you want right to your doorstep.
>>153409436Is this all just to give the Germans more medals?
>>153409582>breezy and connorThese white ahh names
>>153409417shes a bit cute but also rodenty and bad teeth
>>153409582>Marriage is a consolation prize
>>153409558just pause the stream and go. your posts are shit anyway when youre sober.
wtf the fpv drones are human piloted I assumed they were on preprogrammed paths
is this the rodel thread
>>153409521As an Austrian, generally happy is a good way to phrase it. Our reporters and commentators keep a close eye on the surrounding nations. There's not much animosity in these sports from my experience.
>>153409223>The border between New England and New Brunswick was apparently so nonexistent that we don't even know when they moved to AmericaThis checks out. Even the native tribes here are all genetically/linguistically linked (they called it Abenaki Confederacy pre-white people). The Wolastoqiyik tribe is split down the middle between Maine/New Brunswick, and the French Maineiacs (lol) similarly so especially in Madawaska region.Prior to 9/11 the border here was basically only symbolic, similar to modern EU "Schengen" borders. I remember going on a family trip to see relatives in Cape Cod, we get to the border and the American guard asks my mum & dad for their driver's license (no passport) and my brothers and I had no ID at all. >Those are you kids in the back, yeah? Do they have ID?>>No>ehh, I believe you that their yours. Enjoy your trip folks!And then (((they))) destroyed everything along with the twin towers and implemented a surveillance state and everything sucks now.
>>153409612wait until you find out about the sleds
>>153409612ofc if by accident one falls where it shouldn't they need a bloke to blame
>>153409582>breezy didn't really lose
hang riggers from trees
>>153409625Winter Olympics always seems to have a lot more sportsmanship than Summer Olympics
>>153409651How can I get a job as a drone driver. Seems like fun
>>153409651Is that the same controller they used on the Titanic submersible?
I can't believe that I missed the gay luge...
>>153409651I thought this was a Ukranian propaganda video for a sec
Did the guy that Trump sperged out yet compete yet?
>>153409163>*hits pipe*
>>153409621no, this is the jodel threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T14eOUf-28
>>153409612there's a schizo Ukrainian drone pilot poster on /int/not for the Olympics though, if you know what i mean
>>153409631We're gonna win, leaf anon. I know it.
Luge relay starting. Let's goooooo
>>153409625The Eurosport German commentators seemed ecstatic to watch Hämmerle win. But perhaps there were Austrian, couldn't tell
This team relay luge thing sounds retarded (in a good way).
>>153408808brehs...
goddamn romania almost crashed
>>153409631I roadtripped from My Father's State to My Mother's Midwest State through Canada as a child and I remember the border guy wondering why we would drive this way so it must have been post 9/11. I remember an unidentified animal crawling in the bushes at the Niagara Falls park so they must not want us to know about those.
uh, calm down italy
>life relay I believe they just make up silly sports to stretch out the games and justify the investments
>>153409713got pretty fuckin squirrely there
>>153409679Dunno about pic related but he also raged at our curling team which then lost their first match and he laughed about it.
>>153409736is multi track drifting a sport
>>153409736Scraping the sides at 100kmh must hurt like fuck
>>153409752Yeah they'll get hematomas from that
>>153409248Looks like sisters
>>153409742L’homme-orange is so real
DING BONG CHING CHONG BING WONG
Are they on the same track? What if the last person doesn't get off in time and they get run over by a big ass sled?
So whatever became of the chinese half pipe girl, did she died?
>>153409800no major injury apparently didn't even lose consciousness
>>153409799they've got like a minute to do it so it's basically impossible
>Have to tap the sign or your run is invalid
What is the purpose of the double sled if they're the same gender? Why stop at 2? How many bodies can we pile up on this thing?
>>153409807Happy ending!It looked like she did a whiplash 180 slapdown. Serious shit.
>>153409325>>153409381>>153409417thats not herneither is the ripped suit showing thong hereveryone thinks dutch have only Jutta while they have like 5 if not more olympic women with godlike butts
the stakes would be a lot higher if they were forced to start 30 seconds within each other
>>153409845One of them steers and the other one is the eyes
>>153409863Wouldn't it be easier for the top one to steer if it was a woman facing forward?
lost so much speed there
>>153409861Honestly they should just have a baton to pass like in field and track events
>>153407800The ukie line, as it were.
>>153409896The underlying homesexual tension helps with the team dynamics
Mixed double luge where the dude is on bottom and has his cok lodged in the womans ass
I fail to see a reason for two people on a sled except for medal padding.
>>153409898you could even have a giant slide going around in the San Siro stands
>>153407988JASCH QUEEEEEN
What did the Ukraine guy do to get disqualified? Said fuck Zalenskyy?
>>153408242I also have made your girlfriend do that.
If you still don't have a gold medal by no, you're a third world country. It doesn't even matter what happens the rest of the Olympics.
>Luge Team RelayHow often do people miss the button?
>>153408304>Celts from the Highlands & Hebrides>not really scottish
>>153409978No, you havent. Stop lying
>>153409942my totally unbiased opinion is that double luge is a very valid and prestigious event>>153409993it looks hard to miss but we can hope
>>153409985Where are the bongs? Anyone seen them?
thats a dq
>Czech are getting bootyblasted in hockeyUm... you gonna show up or just get shut out?
>>153410031waiting for skeleton/curling
>>153410045should be
medal winning luge runs were ~53s fyi (3:32 total)these runs looking like ~56s so far (3:44)best yet to come though
>>153409985leafbros....... it's fucking OVER
>>153409976They have to hit that market at the end with their hand and he missed it
>>153410045Black lives matter, respect for these guys for remembering George Floyd
Bohemia can't into hockey
>>153410045>no "WAKANDA FOREVER"deeply problematic
>>153409976he had a helmet with the pictures of 20 ukrainian athletes and coaches killed in russias war. apparently thats not ok.
damn these americani sure can luge
this relay is kinda reddit
>>153410125>pasta>loses in italy
powerful...
>>153410143we slide nowexpect us
>>153410143Yeah, but the heavy hitters are coming. We'll be lucky to get bronze.
>>153410138Why not? Not like there are ruzzians to seethe about it
mixed sports seem retarded. It's either a cripple category for less serious athletes or a freebie category so good athletes can get an extra medal.
>>153410182It took us 20 years between hosting a World Cup to getting out of a World Cup group stage. We'll figure it out eventually, we always do.
USA BTFO
tell me someone webmed the jiggleslide shot
>>153406874>it's literally just asians and a token hispanicwhen did women's snowboarding turn into this?
eeeeaeaaah
>>153410242what do you think zoomers are
>>153410212>didn't watch short track speed skating mixed team relay
>>153410154>"enriched">"macaroni" when it's clearly penne rigateyou don't offer friendship
B A L TALT
>>153410045
>>153410259I buy DeCecco bronze cut for an extra dollar sometimes when I don't want it to fall apart in the pot. It really is better.
>>153410273>and possibly a war crime
>>153410045theyre having trouble breathing
>USA 3rdhehe we won bronze right? STOP THE COUNT
>>153410045>>153410155>>153410121>>153410314its this thing you tards.
Should I watch curling or keep watching luge?
>>153410340Time to get my enriched macaroni product and simp for Stefania thanks for reminding me.
>>153410333haven't seen a bigger more pointless virtue signal in some time
>curling teams are all cute chubby girlsim in heaven
>>153410333somehow this is Trump's fault.
>>153410333>can say whatever political shit he wants during press conference>spergs out because they don't allow him to do the same during a raceWas it iodine deficiency?
>>153409163Why is this girl such a whore. Get a damn room. She is treating the olympics like her onlyfans.
inb4 the Italians miss the button and DQ themselves
>>153410386Wtf they arent showing it here?!?!?!?
>>153407077Skimo has existed as a competitive sport for decades. It is not in any conceivable way comparable to memesports like breakdance. Classic skimo races like the Patrouille des Glaciers have existed since the 1940s.Some of the GOAT athletes have come out of skimo, like Kilian Jornet.
>that cute little drone
>>153408974My body literally can't handle eating a bunch of garbage full of sugar anymore so I eat less trash goyslop and less sugar and feel way better, lost a little weight too without even working out
Pray for Germany
>>153410154PASTA :DDD
>>153409985what the fuck happened to Finland? with their geography and culture they should be collecting a few golds
>>153410431Fat people it is almost always one thing.Alcohol.
Did we just drop off the podium already?
>>153410448Canada is more embarrassing
>>153410448Because we suck at sports :(
>>153410448
>curling is a "sport">"athletes" aren't athletic
Women's Super-G rerun on HRT2Twelve DNF's right? Is that a record or wha'?
Snowboard bro’s wir ist der half pipe thread?
What's up with Germanics and sliding down on ice at suicidal speeds?
>>153410477Curling? Competitive Sweeping, please.
>>153409985Man we might even beat our 2022 olympics which was our best ever
>>153409742If Hunter Hess doesn't get gold he's never going to hear the end of it, dumbass should have stayed neutral
>5000mgad damn
>>153410397>virginal hands typed that post
Is a sled an athlete?
>>15341048117 according to nbc
>>1534099856 more gold for germanyBAAAAAAM
>>153410361>man who gets a free ticket out of the draft during a manpower crisis in an active existential war wants to commemorate his fallen comrades>olympic committee, who have repeatedly permitted displays of commemoration every olympic event except this one, suddenly decide that dead ukrainians is actually politicsThe outrage is fair. I leave you to decide which ethnicity shat their pants at the IOC to DQ the fella over this.
>>153410504kek I was wondering the same
>>153410473Fact you got fucking BOOTYBLASTED by Slovakia in hockey kek
>Dutch dominate speed skating>Germans dominate lugeW-what are we good at, bros?
>>153410609we have joey chestnut
>>153410580Yeah lol. But im happy for Slovakia, aways like to see them play well
>>153410612wabbel schwabbel
>>153409863we used to do that as dumb kids when driving. the driver would close his eyes and the passenger would tell him to turn the wheel left or right to stay on the road, and we’d see how long we could go. it was dumb
>>153410609we are good at blindly throwing a ton of darts and hoping a few land on the board
>>153410609figure skating and hockey
>>153410504Before Hitler built the autobahn it was just how they got around.
>>153410504The alps I guess
>>153410452All the oils they put in all our shit American food is basically the equivalent of alcohol
>>153410473You’re elite at hockey
>>153410711Retard
you ever think about the anons that didn't make it to this Olympics what if some of us here now don't make it to the next one
>>153410551Ohh maybe including qualifications? Also I haven't seen a Kosovan in action yet, but ig there's only two of em
>>153410197Technically it's a "political statement" against the war, which isn't allowed since the IOC is not allowed to endorse one country's actions over another.Technically, the IOC wasn't even allowed to ban Russia for invading Ukraine; they had to fall back on a technicality that Russia had violated the rules by recognizing athletes from Donetsk as Russian nationals whereas the official IOC recognition of Ukraine was that Donetsk athletes were Ukrainian. Technically, if Putin released all sports orgs in those territories back to the control of the Ukrainian Olympic Committee, he'd be able to compete again. But obviously he won't do that.As far as the IOC is concerned, the war in Ukraine isn't happening, and so the Ukrainian helmet is a violation of neutrality rules.
>>153410748What if there are anons at the olympics right now?How would you make a shoutout to /sp/ as an olympian? Or would you even want to be associated with us anymore?
>>153410741With Barkov they’d be contenders
>>153410748they're skiing in the sky
>>153410748Life's too short to be thinking about death, turn your brain off and enjoy the games :)
>>153410767>How would you make a shoutout to /sp/ as an olympian?
>next winter olympics is in Utah/sp/ meet up WHEN
>>153410791I thought it was the French Alps?
HALF PIPE SNOWBOARDING STARTING
>>153410748been posting here since 2008statistically speaking, several of my frens on here have passed away since then
>>153410711Canada and US are elite at hockey, there is too big power gap to them to count Finland as one
>>153410791LA then Utah. American Olympic Domination.
>>153410767Sometimes i actually think this. Like thinking how i wish i was some athlete and then i could someday just make myself known to you guys here in /sp/.
>>153410791We’ll hit up a soda bar together :)
I swear to god, there was a lady in the audience of the free dance finals last night who looked exactly like this. If anyone has access to the uncut NBC airing, can you check? Should be in the after-performance cheering segments for one of the last 5 couples.
>>153410765Nothing wrong with competing bringing along your fallen comrades
>>153410802it is. utah is '34
>>153410842just so you know, there are beers brewed in Utah
>>153410748I love you all, anons.>>153410812Same. But at least we're still here for each other.I know asking for discords and emails is just a cheap way to try to plug the hole, but I'm always down to do it.
>>153410802Oh fuck you're right, I'm gonna be a crusty ass boomer by then. Shit I thought it was flipped
>>153410843I hate how cut-happy NBC is. If they had their way, there would be nothing but highlights and ads.
>>153410845>>153410873I hope that when those Olympics happen then i will have kid that i can watch together and maybe inspire them to become athlete too. And then I would also shitpost here together with you guys :)
>>153410843Anon, that's like half of Northern Europe.
sick of these asians that are good at flips and spins tbqh
>>153410843>American cinema
short track speed skating soon, gonna be a good one
>>153410765That's just Ivan cope. Commemorating war dead is something that happens basically every Olympic games and it's never been a problem until now.The truth is that the IOC is still takes money from russian oil and is staffed with a bunch of russian boardmembers that exist to handwave their country's constant doping and cheating scandals. Their paymasters made a few phonecalls and now the IOC is clutching pearls for fear their bribe checks are going to bounce.
rip :(
>>153411065>>153411064what happen? webm?
>>153411140she died...
>>153411064powerful
>both the women and men speed skaters have humongous asses and thighsWtf am i bi now
>>153410748I hope they found peace at the end of the end :(
>>153410748>>153411225Bros... try to stay safe so that we can watch next olympics together again :(
why snowboard get 3 runs
lol all these bitches doing nothing but falling
>>153410843I feel like I saw that too but didn't quite register what it was.
>>153411193yes
>>153411260Variance too high to have just one.
Myles Garrett sighting
>>153411387>>153411387>>153411387short track speed skating thread
>>153411010>agreed upon non-descript black armband>hagiographic portrait of a martyr on a helmetnot even comparable
chloe kim gonna get that BBC
>>153411281and even the best one just did some basic bitch tricks, women's freestyle is such a meme at least in alpine skiing you can't compare them directly to the men because they run in different tracks
yeah Chloe's got this.
>Canadian snowboarding
>stance>goofywtf do they means by this?I'm asking seriously
what does dni stand for?
>>153409720we are nordic now
>>153411608>regularfeet to the left>goofyfeet to the right
>>153411608left foot forward = regularright foot forward = goofy
>>153411626>the other way around actuallyhow you would stand on a skateboard
>>153411609did not improve
>>153411609do not inquireit's for very embarrassing scores
>thinking you'll beat asians in snowboardinggo home white girl
Chloe Kim :)
>>153411772
>>153411626>>153411629It's very goofy to call it like that
>16 year old Japanese snowboarderToT
>not just a spin contest CBC blatantly lying now
Whens the US CAN hockey game? I want to see blood.
Is she one of us?
>>153406644I would pay and sign the waivers to get to try this
>>153412055after the group stage, assuming nothing wild happens
snoop dogg, disgusting criminal thug
>>153412055it was on the 10th mate
Short track speed skating is hilarious. 3 wipeouts and restarts.
>>153412055I'm more looking foward to denmark v mutts
did she die?
Looked sick until it didn't
i've been watching women snowboarding for the past half hour and everyone single one has crashed outwtf is this "sport". you literally just have to not fall and you'll likely medal.
>>153412312It's a bit like the biathlon. You don't really need to go all out at the skiing, just don't pick up any time penalties on the shooting. That didn't work for gold this time in the women's but still.
>>153412312free gold for burgers
>>153412312They expect all of them in the wreckage brother
>>153412312It's snowy and wet so it's in very difficult conditions to do these tricks
i have some questions about curling:why is the lady who pushed the stone yelling at the guy with the broom? i feel like broom guy has a much better idea of whats going on and how to sweepwhat happens if you fall while sweeping? can you get back up?what if the broom hits the stone? is that a DQ?
>>153412312Right? What a shitshow. Are they usually this bad during regular competitions?
>mid tricks>dont fall>1stlmao this fucking "sport"
>>153412312>>153412374
>>153412422the person taking the shot is looking at the line the stone is taking the person sweeping is focusing on the ice directly in front of the stone
Korean qt played it safe and was rewarded.
RIGGED
The Korean in halfpipe clearly had a concussion and put himself in the lead after, pretty sick.
>>153412471Total joke sport.
>>153412312>I've been watching snowboardingNo you've been watching women's snowboarding
Chloe has to up her game
>>153412422>what happens if you fall while sweeping? then youre out>what if the broom hits the stone?Powerplay for the opponent
>>153412492Feels that way. Her run was way worse than Chloe's.
>>153412422The sweepers are focussed on the hard work and doing as they're told - the pusher can see which way the stone needs to curl and so they yell instructions at the sweeper. Likewise the sweeper can call back if they think it's going too far or something. Teamwork and stuff
uh oh chinee girl go to uyghur camp afta dis
>>153412523lol
Maddie is cute. CUTE!
Burgers seething that a concussed Korean is better.
Any kino earlier today? I watched the curling in the morning and now am watching curling now.
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>153412611The snowboard racing was good. The men's final was exciting. Over too quick though.
>>153412611Czechia got booty blasted in hockey
Yankee just missed her first trick three times in a row
>white woman snowboarding
>>153412611snowboard cross was greata fuckton of photo finishes
How do we fix the Winter Olympics?
>>153412694skimpier outfits
>three white women>bottom three
>>153412694Host them somewhere cold, would solve all the outdoor events
>>153412694all events have hot asian girls onlyexcept hockey
>>153412694Reduce the amount of events. This can be done most easily by removing all women's events.
That should've been a 90+ though, the hell?
Please explain why the Koreans girl.was a 90? It looked basic compared tp Chloes first run?
>>153412694Get rid of surplus sports. Why have a separate ski jumping and cross country ski events, then have a different combined event? Were they running out of ideas?
it's over...
>>15341269415 more nordic events
>>153412766You thought this was a competition?
>American snowboarding
>>153412694host them in calgary every year
>>153412783Korea paid the judges handsomely
YOU ROSEREPORT TO BBC
WHAT PART OF KORE ARE YOU FROM?!?
>>153412783Because everybody hates Murica. Felt like at least 5 people tried to do a 97+ run on a snowy course for no reason.
How was the korean girls run better. It looked like she missed out on an entire trick at the end. This makes no sense.
>>153412783the judges all have kpop singers in their hotel rooms
>>153412827i want to see murderskate on ungraded ice at banff
>>153412829The Koreans looked legit shocked at the 90 though.
>>153412783Concussion addition, you get more points with scrambled eggs for brains.
Why are they all Asian girls? Not that I'm complaining.
>>153412827you can barely afford the venues, but we'll split it alternating between the us and canada (soon to be annexed)
more like chloe kwab
>80 run + 10 aww she hurt herself points
There have been a lot of questionable scores from judged this olympics. Go back and watch that korean run. It wasn't a 90 at all.
>>153412896Their run wouldn't look authentic if they told them they're getting good scores regardless beforehand.
>>153412947all sports that rely on judges are fucking idiotic
What is Asia's secret with extreme sports?
>>153412992DNA
>>153412992weed is illegal
>>153412947Send this shit back to the xgames, it’s not sports and it’s frankly embarrassing to watch
>>153412947ameriSILVER strikes again
Women sports are an absolute meme. In summer Olympics in about half the sports they compete in panties for some reason at least, but here there's no reason to watch them.
>>153412947oh i remember risei watched her at the winter youth olympics ToT
>>153412992They have insane training routines.
I was solid goldI was in the fightI was coming back from what seemed like a ruinI couldn't see you coming so farI just turn around and there you areYou didn't see me, I was falling apartI was an asian girl in a crowd of asian girls in the park
Judges fucking robbed Shimizu.Maybe better run than Chloe, definitely better than Choi
>>153412947That 84 is criminal. Not as criminal as the Aussie in Big Air who should've gotten 30 points less combined relative to others.
>>153412992Genetic memory from the Hyper-war
>>153412992>mass/muscle/brainsevery sport requires a certain factorless mass appears to be good for spinning
>>153412992Snowboarding culture is different, in asia its strictly competitive while white dudes just smoke weed and have fun
Draisaitl is probably the best hockey player of all time
>>153413145against Denmark, certainly
>>153413074>money
korean winner so shy
That was NFL level concussion protocol for Choi though, crazy. Huge fall, immobile and out of it for 5 min, they somehow clear her ride down on her own, then collapse again at the bottom and completely out of it for 10 min. Conclusion, yeah you're good to continue.
>>153413145no that's matthew tkachuk
BWAHAHA one of the speed skaters took out a cameraman.
SCAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
>Elieen Gu and Chloe Kim failed to win goldThat's what you get for talking shit. MAGA!
>>153413443What did Gu say?
Half-pipe is a brutal sport though because of the lip, made me remember the doc about the guy who was destroying Shaun White 20 years ago (Kevin Pierce?) who almost died and ruined his brain on the lip.
I was watching snowboard but holy, the korea womens curling team is hot
>>153413429>Gets dumped by white bf and turns into a mudshark or whatever it is for asians>Doesn't win gold anymore Hmmm
>>153413429someone doesn't belong there
>>153406644Baking.
>>153413409
>>153413508Chloe?
>>153413503zdf cut when they were starting to walk around, damn germans
>>153413409>>153413513>buddy from the netherlands falls on his own in the previous race>every judge immediately drops a review and advances him without question>chinaman literally pushes the top seeded contender and gold-favourite over, causing him to tumble into the cameraman and injure both of them>judges give the thumbs up, no review, end of your olympic career buckoI'm noticing
>>153413443Trump is the reason she lost though, it's not exactly an achievement to as a president make your country lose golds bc everybody hates you.
>>153413513kek.
Why is Latvia celebrating like they won gold?
>>153413251oof her knee is very tender from the fall it seems, nearly dropped out, instead she laid down that 90pt gold runshe's only 17!
>>153413478their war yelling makes me so horny
>>153413565Surprised more US athletes aren't sandbagging to thumb their nose at the Prince of Orange.
>>153406644New>>153413568>>153413568>>153413568
>>153413599FUCK YO CAMERA
>>153413565>>153413637>Most Americans don't even watch the winter olympics or know they're happening most likelyThey would just be fucking themselves over doing that
>>153413619Yeah when I saw her limping, she really warriored through that shit
>>153413637be respectful to the dutch
>Slips, falls and cuts your fingers
>>153407078Why not bothit’s called women’s rights you chud and its beautiful
>>153409807damn chinks are made of stern stuff, that looked like a bad fall
>>153409942The weight and center of gravity and coordination changes makes for a larger difference than many other events in other disciplines
>jessie diggins lying at the finish line desperately grasping for airDoes the brain really get enough oxygen when you're pushing yourself that much? I doubt it. Must be harmful to her heart too.
