>Schedule:https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/cur/x/team2-------------/team-sports-schedule-event>Watch CBC (Canadian VPN required):https://gem.cbc.ca/collection/olympics-curling>Watch SVT (Swedish VPN required):https://www.svtplay.se/os-2026-curling>Watch YLE (Finnish VPN required):https://arenan.yle.fi/1-76727632>Watch NRK (Norwegian VPN required):https://tv.nrk.no/programmer/ol-curling>Watch ARD (German VPN required):https://www.ardmediathek.de/>Previous:>>153405837 (Cross-thread)
>2018
Shuster was such a meme
gb and italian coaches are bald as fuck
Today's gamesMen's session 3 (live NOW)Canada-USAGB-ItalyChina-NorwaySwitzerland-CzechiaWomen's session 3 (in 5 hours from now)Denmark-SwedenChina-SwitzerlandUSA-CanadaGB-KoreaMen's session 4 (in 10 hours from now)Switzerland-ChinaCzechia-NorwayGermany-ItalyCanada-Sweden
italian crowd kek
The italians are being loud and obnoxiously shouting. Absolutely no decorum.
if you want to add them to the op, those are the channels used by rai to stream the olympicsi don't know which one of them will show curling, they alternate all the timehttps://www.raiplay.it/dirette/rai2https://www.raiplay.it/dirette/raisportprobably requires italian vpn
>>153421181and this is the Swiss stream https://www.rts.ch/sport/jo/milan_cortina-2026/epg/#/olympics/epg/993c4b3d-4392-174e-a472-ad7223447bbb
>USA coach is femaleIt's already overThen again she has that "I suck icicles" autistic look
BBRRRRRBBRRTTTT BBBRRRRRTTTTT
best matches to watch in first session?
>>153421193GB Italy
>>153421193USA
>>153421206how come all the other countries look like normal guys but your lads look fresh from band camp?
reminder: last WC standingsmen/women
>>153421206>>153421215Canada chads will whoop the zoomer crew
>>153421215Our lab techs have different source material.
>>153421217why can't england curl
1-0 canada USA gets the hammer
what the fuck was that
wow scots
>scots in charge of curlingjfc
LMAO
>>153421227>>153421241>>153421243Just submit now lmfao
>>153421247They could have had 2, instead they gave Italy 4!
>>153421239jej
I'm glad non American spectators are having fun for once. Americans can finally take a rest from bringing the fun.
explain the scoring, just whoever is closest to center win?
>>153421254closest to the center and then any other stones closer than the opponents
>>153421252meant for >>153421247
tough game ahead for Norwegians
>>153421247kek
>>153421247greatest british tactical decision
>>153421215This guy is cleaning up in the village.
why not just hide behind your opponent rock so they can't bouce you?
wait amos actually has really beautiful blue eyes
>>153421247Is there an obstruction rule if you stand like that in the way of the sweeper?
>>153421274>I like you, don't come to the closing ceremony
nice low IQ end Swiss-Czechia
It's nice to see Amos's smile after she stole it away
I am going to win the gold medal in Men's Curling.
is there anything more beta than a male sweeper? even the male figure skater is less gay
Why kind of pussy do these curling chads get?
Crucial stone for Norway!
>>153421287I think they keep the hammer on a tie no?
>>153421279opposing team aren't allowed to affect anything above the T line so it shouldn't be a problem.
>>153421266>>153421267>>153421251Just giving Italy a sporting, gentlemanly advantage
>>153421297Aidan gets first choice and then everyone else fights for his scraps.
>>153421287lol how did the Czech fuck that
How is curling a more Olympics worthy sport than bowling?
>>153421299indeed
can you bank off the wall for a trick shot?
>>153421217Turkish women play curling too? How cute are their team?
>>153421310many people are asking this
>>153421309>>153421299by end I meant the whole end not the ending of the endalso decent stone from Norway, might only concede one
>bruce choking againsigh
>>153421311You Ask I Answer
lmao the ref can't figure it out
>>153421324corrr what a smoke showwhats the achievement to unlock the player on the left?
mental strength and cohesiveness in this male team compared to the female one from yesterday are 2 worlds apartwhat the hell happened?
>>153421334Walking on eggshells because Stefania is scary
>>153421330shouldn't they have some laser scanner, or embed the stone with a tracker?
>>153421334stefania is literally the only good player in their team.
>>153421324SEX They should be in Olympics too, or even better they should be in my bedroom now
lmao that was yellow. Just more blatant rigging.
>>153421340I wish she would step on my eggshells. God look how mean she is hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng.
>>153421330after 5 minutes the point goes to China, which does steal 2 points from Norway. 2-0.
>>153421344it was clearly red
>>153421334stefania hasn't lost her shit and thrown the wooden spoon at them yetmay have happened after the close of play yesterday, we will see
i trust their magic compass
is usa versus canada The Big Game
>>153421355they measured it like 5 times because even with that they weren't sure
>>153421332just picture the average Mehmet
is curling comfy to watch outside of the olympics?
>>153421324What pushes babes like these to start playing curling? The curling association in Turkey has probably fewer than 100 players.5 girls that could coast through life with their beauty, and they chose to enter a dead sport?? How did they even know it existed?? So many questions.
>>153421375only following sports during the olympics is what makes them special to me
>>153421376Stefania is up to 200k instagram followers now. Do the math.
this SUI-CZE match sure is easy to follow
>>153421376Being relatively good at a niche sport if you're hot is an easy fame multiplier if you can make it to a decent stage, it's a great strat
shouldn't this game be solved by now tactics wise?
What is the most common injury for people in curling? Back or elbow I'm thinking
>>153421389For me it's the retarded woman commentator
>>153421404blue balls
>>153421403It is but sometimes the stones decide to do a little trolling.
wait, why didn't canada go for the center for 1 point instead of knocking out the stone and get no points?
>>153421404alcohol dependency
>>153421421They carry the hammer advantage over to the next round I think
>>153421421They retain the last shot (hammer) if they shoot a blank.
>>153421422Finally, a sport i was born for
Norway is the team I will support this morning
>>153421428>>153421430wouldn't that just incentivize suicide play and favor the first team way more? was there too many blownout wins or something?
How the hell are you all here so early. Haven't you got jobs?
>>153421444no :(
>>153421444I went from unemployment to wageslaving and now I'm self-employed
>>153421444im a public sector worker
Just tuned in what the fuck are we doing?
>>153421444no :)
>>153421456best team in the world btw >>153421247but we've seen greater comebacks…
>>153421456well youre getting humiliated
>>153421456Choked hard in the first end
>>153421444Unironically 'working' but from a wetherspoons
>>153421430i shoot blanks
>>153421444I work late shifts>>153421456choking, as usual
>>153421444Im in layoff
>>153421468
>>153421468>>153421483>moments before disaster
>>153421444I just finished dinner mate, settle down
>>153421480winter equivalent of
>>153421443jsut trying to use the hammer to score more than one point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4ohG2I0NA8does kino like this happen in curling?
>>153421443Sportsmanship is still a thing in curling.
>>153421443the first team playing a guard negates that because you're not allowed to knock out guards until 5 stones have been played
>>153421468how do you counter this?
>>153421483
>>153421533>i run arch btw
>>153421533thought you were a boomer still using frames for a second
>>153421519Is a guard mandatory?
>>153421548no
fucking hell what is going on here
>>153421547
>>153421556
fucking vuvuzelas, that takes me back
kino
>>153421567measure time
kino 4th end
my zoomers...
RIGGING TIME
Great shot but I dont think we're lying two
>>153421587fitty
>>153421581why don't they bring the technology the used to see if ball is out in vollleybal and tennis
>>1534215812 points!
>>153421587most beautiful British woman (on the bottom right)
who the fuck is singing, keep it down please
Norway-China is the place to be if your IQ is 200+
>>153421600isn't volleyball just video and its manually reviewed by the ref?
I think curling measurements should be done by a fat drunk man pulled from the pub of an impartial nation to eyeball it Anything more precise is not necessary
>>153421617and he's using a beer bottle to measure
>>153421617>red innit how bout another pint
5th end
>>153421617when you win a game you're supposed to buy your opponents a pint at the pub
>>153421628that's right
>>153421636
why would you line up your stone in a straight line? seem like a double kill waiting to happen
>>153421647
sheesh cze
>>153421643These people look too thin to have been doing that unfortunately. Games gone
>>153421653
I miss when the Swiss team spoke French all the time
>>153421663
>>153421674
>>153421684
Cam on Norway
>>153421687
AAAAAAAAAA TOO HARD
I think the burgers are in trouble
it's over, us getting 2 points
chokefest in the 5th
is there a break after 5th end? needa takea shid
I still don't understand why anything is good or bad.
>>153421709They merged their team with Israel's by the looks of it
RIGGED HE TOUCHED IT
>>153421718jacobs looked pissed, something about the rock being dodgy
>only getting one out of that
That throw reminds me of the time I went on a camping trip and the girl I liked was there and I didn't say or do anything about it.
>>1534217035th end, last British rock
Let's go boys
>>153421741what's stopping yellow throwing straight and pushing all 3 red out
>>153421724That's a result of the systematic removal and replacement in certain positions like spots on teams or desirable jobs.
>>153421741Italian hammer conceded one point
Norway could do a great end
>tfw it drops the pic
>>153421721chop chop
>>153421755Our zoomers are porn addicts with no fine motor skills.
>>153421761the game is called curling the stones don't throw straight
>>153421771What if you pushed it really hard?
>they pull out the exact same footage in the op
>HAAAARD HAAAAARD>That came off so good!I can't listen to this at work...
Fug, nice shot from the bugmen
>>153421780>the vlc filename shows up>it's 1519486527908.webm
>>153421769That may be, but they're my zoomers ok
>>153421771why don't they curl it like this then
>>153421788are you there on a vpnhave you met stefania yet
>>153421761Their own yellow guard prevents a direct hit.6th end
billions must sweep
why don't they use headsets and comm instead of yelling at each other like retards?
>>153421740Are you married now?
lol china btfo
>>153421790that would require god-level accuracy;6th end, Italy rock
>>153421821I'm watching curling at 4 oclock in the morning. No I'm not married.
did we just blew it?
An air horn? That should totally be allowed
>>153421799>are you there on a vpnNo. I bought the extra data plan, guess it still gives me my flag.>have you met stefania yetSure let's pretend so. (Should I know who that is?)
>>153421833hey man take it easy on yourself
>>153421840>in /curl/>in cortina>doesn't know who stefania isget a load of this guy
>>153421833You could be watching curling at 4am in the morning whilst your wife and kids are asleep. Then your wife joins you near the end of the match to cuddle a bit and ask you questions about the rules. I reckoned this would be the average Anon's situation.
>>153421832
>>153421865
>>153421862This is my experience, but a blowjob is also involved.
>>153421840Shout POO S A at a quiet point so we can hear you
>>153421862I had this situation but with football:'(
>>153421862>but it didn't happen that way
>>153421885
>>153421840She became the default curlfu now that bella is on leave.
>>153421887Nice man - that's one way to keep your 'wife' and children satisfied
>>153421862This is the average anon's lifelong dream
>>153421896
>>153421907
The USA is about to rip a triple.
>>153421915Blank end, Italy keeps hammer;
blank time
>>153421922holyy nice shot
this is what I was talking about, why would you ever line up your stone
two outta three ain't bad
>>153421799The israelis have their flag default to USA when they post.
>>1534219257th end, British centre guard
>italy up 1>with hammerbus parking status?
>>153421862
>>153421941
>>153421860Look man, I just like to watch the folks push the big rocks and yell about sweeping ice.Also /k/ is asleep so you retards are the only ones to shitpost with>>153421888Nah.I'm the serial killer kinda American, not the loub obnoxious kind>it's a joke fbi, don't flag me bro>>153421939Go fuck yourself
>>153421954line them up
>>153421957>I'm the serial killer kinda American, not the loud obnoxious kind>it's a joke fbi, don't flag me bro
I like what Norway is doing. Great match, slower paced, lots of pondering.
>>153421957>I'm the serial killer kinda Americancareful they already got one of your kind
>>153421977Oh well China does play well also. It takes two.
>>153421968
>>153421989what did he do
>When you're pushed, sweeping's as easy as breathing>To survive an end, you gotta become the end
>>153421993Britain place guard, Italy removes it; repeat
>>153422007
>>153422003>A 44-year-old Slovak national was arrested Wednesday in Milan, ending a run during which he eluded Italian authorities for 16 years for alleged shopping thefts perpetrated in 2010. The man was apprehended after checking into a guest house outside of Milan, reportedly after police received a tip from hotel staff, according to a statement released by the local Carabinieri police forceKWABOTO>this is the last thing you see before you get arrested for shoplifting 16 years ago
>>153422007CATENACCIO
>>153422016
>>153422021does italy not have statute of limitations?
can you swear on tv like these guys?
>we got all the way to the fuckin bank toocareful leafs my hypothetical children are watching
>>153422031
Switzerland might have killed the game here. 7-2.
>>153422050
>>153422035Foreigners don't have rights
>>153422057
Don't think scoring 1 and giving up the hammer is going to work here
>>153422061Italy two points!
>>153422072nice
>>153422035It can be wild sometimes. A French dude recently confessed he killed a girl in 1985, but he won't be judged for it. As if nothing happened.
If it hits the sides it's not allowed to bounce back in?
>>153422059>reportedly after police received a tip from hotel staffDo all Italians have genetic memory of foreign shoplifting fugitives? Are they just making it up to hide that he got caught by Palantir?
>>153421974I'm on a 4g connection, I can't watch a 3mb gifWhy uh.. why didn't we softly get one into the center there?Wouldn't we have gotten a point?
What's the highest level match to watch right now?
>>153422079Scoring only 1 is frowned upon in this sport especially if you're already losing, because it costs you last shot advantage in the next end.
>>153422084Italy-GB without a doubt
>>153422084Norway-China, I've been spamming it for a while now.
8th End
How much damage do you think you could do to someone if you hit them hard with one of these brooms
>>153422106>t. amos
>>153422104
Did italy find this dude outside the curling center selling vapes and go "yeah he'll do"?
Gallant always looks like he's spent a month in a WW1 trench
>>153422117four in the house
>>153422123this guy is going to steal >>153421957's wallet on the way out of the arena
>>153422088Oh OK thanks.Do we reckon that our team can actually get 2-3 points in a single round?
>we need to use ITkino incoming?
>>153422132now just two
Canada is taking it to us
>>153422137It's not looking good since they had a wide open look at that earlier and sailed it clean through.
>>153422139back to four
What happened to that american curler who won silver in mixed curling? Was he benched?
I don't think he understands Italian
>>153422151he's too busy in the olympic village to play right now
GERRIT CURLED IN THERE HARDIE
>>153422149
>>153422151His men's team didn't win qualifiers. These guys beat shoosty's team to get in.
HONK>HONK
>>153422159
>>153422151>Team Dropkin is announcing that Korey will be stepping back from the team to dedicate himself to his mixed doubles squad as they prepare for the 2026 Olympics.
>>153422151He got bummed too hard by your big gay skater so he can't compete
One of the Czechs looks hapa or something.
Is there an engine equivalent to chess' stockfish bot in curling? It'd be cool if the broadcasts had highest feasible value bot plays to assist the viewing experience
Why is "giving up" a thing in curling? What do you gain by doing it?
US have wheeled out UNC
scottish almost sounds like german to me
>>153422174
>>153422138If they make the shot
>americans
>>153422187Time and energy, since there's often another game later that same day or the next morning. It is exhausting.
>>153422187get back to the village sooner for sex with exhausted cross country skiers
-_- Gg Canada
>>153422187curling has a lot of unwritten "honor rules". if you touch a stone, you say it and place it back where it was. if you can't mathematically win anymore, you give up to not waste everyone's time.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>153422187Our commentators said giving up is worth it if you're playing another game the same day
>>153422196
>Ruohonen
Curling is WHOLESOME
>>153422206north americans can't into honor systems in sport
you reckon there's ever been an up-and-coming English curling prospect who packed his bags and headed north to cut his teeth in the cauldron that is Scottish curling?his English coaches knew he had the potential to go all the way but they'd taught him all they could. It was hard for him to say goodbye to his family but he knew in the long run it would for the best.
>>153422078hotels here have to notify the police about everyone that uses their services.But sometimes the police does reopen investigations on crimes that happened decades ago and I wonder if they just make shit up sometimes, recently they apprehended a bunch of suspects who might be the unabomber (not Ted, we had our own like 30 years ago but he was never caught) and eventually they were all let go
>>153422213
>Time oot yah
>>153422178god I wish that was me
>>153422202 >>153422203 >>153422206 >>153422212Thanks
>>153422238
What does he do?
Made a good game of this
>>153421247beautiful
>>153422249good hit and stick by Britain gained them two points
>>153422246me at the kids' table in back
>>153422251That is the umpire.
>deciding the last hammerkino
>>153422251bad things
>>153422269
Can't Italy just 0 this one and keep the hammer for last round?
gg
>all fans chanting their country's name in three syllables nowwe got them right where we want them
>>153422287
Hmmm… Norway……
>>153422291it's not exactly trivial to blank
>>153422297leafs just better. we couldn't even get one to land in a wide open target.
>Stealing 2Nice.Completely no homo, but the Canadian skipper is so dreamy.
>>153422301
>>153422307usa lost the shuster meme magic
Switched off USA Canada to Britain Italy These British shirt designs are STINKY, they look terrible
>>153422320i like a lot the american uniforms, ours are boring
>>153422320Shut up at least they're not piss yellow and vomit green
what is the "hammer" in this sport?
how come the us get the hammer again? isn't it our turn?
Norway 5-5 China9th end starting shortlyNorwegian hammer
>>153422311
>>153422320the alternate white ones fine the womens shirts get see through when they're vigorously sweeping
>>153422333stomp these fucking chinks
>>153422329Means youre the team that throws the final stone of the end
>>153422332We scored on their hammer so they keep it
>>153422329If you're losing big you can just start beating the other team with a hammer.
>>153422329last stone shot>>153422332team which scores loses the hammer, if tie or no point hammer is keptdifferent from mixed doubles
>>153422325big stinky terrible plastic looking shirts, a horrible combination of navy with poorly designed red letteringreprehensible
>>153422348Wow I manage to very poorly explain something very simple. Me dumb>>153422338I hope so! Very great game honestly from both sides
>>153422329>>153422332hammer is having the last stonethe team that did NOT score gets the hammerif the circles are empty, it's a blank and whoever had the hammer keeps it
>>153422169That is a shame. These USA guys don't seem very good.
Joel + Stefania would have easily won the mixed
>>153422358cool it with the antisemitism
IT-AL-JA
n-never in doubt haha
>italy blew a 4-0 leadusa vs. canada is just commentating the other game now
>>153422374we need a steal to win which is unlikely
>>153422351Nonsense
>>153422376it's 7 - 7 on the last end and we have the hammer
and its already fucked
>>153422376I think giving away a point there was worth it
>>153422387yjk amos and stefania are rooting for each other to lose now
TRUMP NEEDS TO ANNEX CANADA AND DISSOLVE THEIR CURLING TEAM NOW!!!
>>153422395we were trying a double runback but giving up a point was the backup plan
>>153422395I'm not watching that's just what CBC's guy said.
Beating China would be a great achievment. They basically are podium contenders in both sexes' competitions at WC. They even have Chinese coaches nowadays, no need for Huwhites anymore.
>>153422329>My, my, my, my stone hits yours so hard>Makes me say, "Oh my Lord,>Thank you for blessing me>With a broom to swipe and two smooth feet
>>153422399what a mean spirited things to say
Italy has already won this
Why is US dude wearing a headband? Does he think he's in an 80s breakdancing movie?
>1 garbage time point >immediately ffNow I can fully pay attention to gb it
stone hit stone with much power, me chant tribe name
I'm currently at work. What were the results?
I'm rooting for norway against china now
>>153422443Britain needs a steal to win.
>>153422453it is a tough game
>>153422443curling's coming home
>>153422434now I want an 80s style movie about curling where the protagonist has to prove his worth against his jock nemesis
>>153422443It's still 7-7 near the end of 10. Couple stones left.
Brits need a miracle only Amos is capable of providing
Nice win for Italy
its over
italy i kneel
GRANDE
Bravo Italy. What a game
Italy has won at this point
molto bene
We actually did it
Nice work italia
ggs good final stonenow some time to kill till the goon sesh
Norway 6-5 China10th end ongoingChinese hammer
gg Italy
>scots in charge of curlingjk it was a very nice gamewithout that 4 point steal early we would have lost
We are going to win every game in the group and then lose the semi I already see that
are you brits enjoying that organic itelian excellence at curling?
might watch Finland and Sweden attempt to kill each other in ice hockey next
Get styled on with the last shot.
These men make the women's teams look like shit.
>>153422519the stones? rigged. they got magnets n shiet
Yeah, she's leaving him for an italian man
>>153422512
>>153422533the absolute state of that hairline
Well see yall in a couple of hours when America plays Canada again
Can someone throw out the guy with the air horn?
air horns in curling are wrongthird-world country vibes
>>153422533>i am not 179cm, i am 185!
>>153422533N E W Z E A L A N D
>>153422535found the noise maker;
>>153422559
stats
>The Italian game finished 10 minutes ago>Still goingWorse than the Africans.
>>153422559i sentence him to be thrown in the deathslide tunnel
>>153422559it's not a long drive, I could go and wait him outside the stadium, car jack in hand
>>153422569Standings: Canada, Italy Switzerland, Great Britain
Norway just needed to continue clearing the Chinese stones...
>>153422551The rape whistles are worse than the air horns
>>153422576>wranaa choking without his sister baby sitting himKWAB
China wants to nuke the west into rubble
hot take: i hate going to stadiums where they play music over the loudspeakers every 2mins
>>153422577They don't have the hammer and there's one Chinese stone in the house already. It's been a 300+ IQ game so far
>>153422515Thank you for becoming us
>>153422569>4 points / 1 end
>>153422596it was beautiful>>153421247
>>153422589>and there's one Chinese stone in the house alreadyWhich they could've cleared out with their next stone. Instead they put another stone down as a second scoring shot.If they continued taking out Chinese stones, at worst they lose 1 and get hammer for extra end.
>>153422605>what are guardsit's not as easy as it looks like, you need to look out those camera angles that show just how slim the margins are
bloody close game
>>153422613Back and forth since the start. Peak curling
>>153422611Sweep harder.In the end, they gave China a chance to win the game outright with that last shot which only just missed.
movong to biathlon
>>153422596that was really a self-steal, an own goal;So, are China Norway still playing?
>>153422649very quiet stadium
>>153422649Extra end indeed
>>153422662
>>153422716
>>153422750
GG NorgeGreat match
>>153422767Norway wins against China in the extra end.
>>153422004>Don't sweep it or I'll give you a curl you won't believe. Let it run.
So was us making it to the mixed finals a big fluke? This is my first olympics watching curling and it seems we suck at it in general
>>153422782Stats for China and Norway - quite balanced
>>153422809No, the USA are fine in mixed doubles (world champions 2023). Real curling is very different and they are much less good at it than Canada, Switzerland, GB/Scotland, Sweden or even China.
>>153422825I mean generally* less good, anything can happen of course and we've seen a lot of crazy scenarios
>>153422035not when you leave the country
Olympic Schedule Curling for 2026 Feb 13 pm; next event in a bong and 12 bings
>>153423292might just get an early night sleep if Italy arent playing
I saw a video from 50 years ago and they used actual brooms once?
We're back just a tad early
>>153421480kek
holy bogged koreans
>our supporters are polite and respectful>noise tends to come from elsewhereoh no no no no
Our curl milf's look cute today
/cozy/
Hearing the Koreans say "clean" is just adorable.
You may not like it, but this is what peak /oly/ looks like.
>>153424278I kneel
Denmark Sweden End 2
>>153424366
>no posts in 11 minutesCurling is dead.
Man, Dupont is right on the line for me
>>153424388Last rocks of 2nd end
>>153424598Excellent shot from Denmark just now.
>>153424603bouncing off an edge rock to get to the pin!
>>153424598I watch for she
>>153424598some people have to work...go Korea
Sophie is a british rose
>>153424623
>>1534246991pm is my lunch.
>>153424750
>>153424794
>>153424822good Denmark shot
Did the heavy one specifically pick the far end pointer position so she had to move less?
GBR choking again, ffs
>>153424867
>>153424909
Love me some curlage poontang. Yeahhh you scream at them brushers, get it girl, fuck yeah.
>>153424956
GBR Korea 4th End
>>153425036
one of these koreans reminds me of taeyeon
why does the big brit never sweep
>>153425129She's the skip this game, so, in charge
Love the Scottish lady commentating. So laid-back and laconic (Becky looks like she goes like the clappers btw)
>>153425069I seriously say this with all honesty. I cannot tell the difference through South Korean women. They literally mold their faces to look the same through plastic surgery.
>>153425064
china only brought hags, therefore I will be cheering for korea
>>153425159We usually have a great French commentator, former curling player and now coach, but he's not here today sadly. These two dudes can be fun sometimes tho, they were laughing earlier because one of them was talking about the stones while pointing at them on his screen and the other told him spectators can't see that.
>>153425176
>>153425159i want her to whisper to my ear as i ask her "where do you want it?" as im about to cum
Fuck that’s a three we’ve just given up
>>153421153>have to use an app to watch online or replay>too early for me to wake up watch on my tvGuess this olympics isn’t for me
Wonder what kind of training curlers do. I guessing lots of lunges and calisthenics
the scottish guy on tntsports always sounds so exasperated with the other commentator
>>153425243Running, weightlifting, some bodyweight stuff, and lots and lots of practice throws and matches.t. curler
>>153425181The lead, Jiang, has really striking features. I imagine she looked amazing 5 years ago.
this whiny Korean yelling makes me so hard I can't believe it
>>153425266Hey Shuster.
Couple nice brappers in this Sweden/Denmark match
>>153425266when does the drinking start
>>153425243Curls
>>153425243The men's team earlier were fucking jacked. Their main sweeper lad looked like he'd walk onto a rugby first team.
>>1534252742 of the Chinese look really fine, I wonder if they're botched. The Koreans just look random, nothing stands out. I'm glad I cured my yellow fever anyway.
Man, the GB team looks wrecked.
>>153425274Here she was in 2022.
>>153425285I enjoy that on the overhead shots you can see the shape of their curvaceous bottoms as their black trousers are outlined against the white ice.
>>153425293Usually when one team realizes they're probably gonna lose. Unless it's a friendly match and then everyone starts half-buzzed.
>>153425308I'm just too white, I guess.>>153425320I chuckled
GB's Bobby Lammie's girlfriend is on the Korean team.
>>153425390based
which girl stands out in the CAN x USA match?
Well, the men's games were indeed better.
>>153425398the canadian skip's bitch is pretty hot.
>>153425390Much as the BWC jokes are kinda funny, I think it's actually really bad that all these elite athletic genes are going to angry mixed kids.
close games all around
What is she thinking about?
Do they still stop the matches to have milk and cookies?
why doesnt sophie jackson just eat the korean teams stones
>>153425390Country before hos.
>>153425427homan?
>>153425473them beans innit
>>153425473why is she fat?
>>153425473Pie and chipsor or just chips and gravy
That little Chinese wave was cute. Wish I could clip
>>153425473she'd look amazing if she lost some fat, somebody get her ozempic asap
do the curling soles work on regular ice or just pebbled ice
>>153425473Pie & mash
When China and Korea face off, who gets the yellow stones?
>>153425540>ozempicthat'll just turn her into a ghoul, only cross country skiing can save her
>>153425473>"Do I trust this fart? I have to fart so bad.. but it might be a shart.."
Can GB get Eve to emergency sub in?
>>153425581Eve's gotta be in her 50s by now.
>>153425592Nigga, she's 35
>>153425614thats pushing 50 unc
What's the end game here?
>>153425633Say something funny.
Is Becky the worst on our team? Consistently choking
we're so shit its unbelievable
>>153425651your autistic Scottish announcer is funny though
>>153425660USA is back baby
RAKED
>>153425651don't be rude
OH NO NO NO NO NO CANADA
bwhaha, the Leafs are glaring each other
>>153425633quick everyone look for the only american not chanting it'll be HIM
>USA stone was still sliding>Was going to knock their back stone out>Stop it with your foot>That was a 4 :^)REF
Good job, Canada... HOWEVER
CANADA WHAT ARE YOU DOING SHOULD WE JUST INVADE NOW
If it was me I would have knocked the last yellow stone out as a prank.
I liked the popped collars on the Canadian outfits
>>153425678>UK athletes
OH CANADA
>our team struggled because they didn't know what to do with their breastmilk
I don't remember, was there a reason GB went with Team Morrison over Henderson?
>when you're brainstorming to determine which bad decision you're going to take this time
Sinclair's arse
>>153425873CUTES
Did Canada just lose a stone this round cause it didn't go far enough?
What the fuck is Canada doing?
uh oh burgers
>>153425924Yes they did.>HOGGED
>>153425678I unironically love fat girls. I guess it's because they like me.
>ooooo>OOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153425473>>153425678>Have a big, fat head. Very wide>Facial features are all crammed closely together in the middleHate seeing it on other people. Like looking in a mirror.
chinks fucked up
>another GB concessionClassic
shes not gonna medal is she
>>153426102The reactions from both teams were funny.
I was in a meeting I missed thisWhat the fuck is with these slags I'm furious
>>153426198Well you have one very fat one
Amazing shot from the Danes
>>153426220Stop! I'm already hard.
>>153426220She cannot be expected to compete on sweet pastries alone, she needs pies, she needs pasties, she needs sausage rolls. We are being hamstrung by the dagos.
i love Korea
Thiesse I fucking love you
They're unironically cutting the cameras when someone bends over. It's someone's job to avoid asses
>the good cory
China is 100% conceding after this end
>>153426261i hate this jewish gay society and the antichrist i just want to see some danish ass
What the fuck is that nigger yelling?
Leaf comeback.
OOOO CANADA
>>153426301>CUUUUUURL HARD HARD GO GO GO
Our hags suck
>>153426374My (white) Dick.
I'm going to kms
CLAW IT BACK YOU MAPLE SYRUP SLUTS!
>>153426398canada gotta steal without the hammer, gonna be hard
finna lose
>that three for oneUSAUSAUSA
canada oughta give US a point and go to extra end with hammer
holy shit im in love with tara peterson
imagine her pulling your teeth out
>>153426482she's peeerfect
SWEDEN YES
>>153426482don't talk about my wife like that
That Danish heckler sure feels stupid now
YES!
OOOOOH CAN-ADA
America wins
OH NONONONONONONOAND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HUMAN HISTORY
USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA
gg leafs that was a hell of a game
USA USA USA
amazing
Canada has to import all their maple syrup from Vermont until the next olympics
Thats the first time USA have EVER beat canada at the olympic games? Thats crazyHoman cooked
>RakedWere Canada the hot favourites to win the women's tournament?
I feel like 100lb just fell off my shoulders, holy shit that was beautiful
this is a big soup rice. Canada is basically the best team in the world.
>>153426636is this WEF's klaus schwab's edict?
Canada is going for 0 gold medals this year
This was our Raygun moment. Just annex us already
>>153426663Why you talkin' like a leaf?
I swear if Edin gets knocked out with not a single win there will be hell to pay. So much for """reigning""" champions.
Alberta is ours now
>>153426898The comeback starts now!7 straight wins
we need to redeem
Stream live
MARKMARK*shakes head*
new threads?
>>153428503this one could last most likely
>hes not watching GoldZone where based Shuster is commentating on the games
uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh
immediate flop
incoming +3 for canada
swedish malebros...how do we recover from this?
>>153428554wtf US has good curling coverage??
>>153428554kino
>>153424110Love when Chinese women wear blue eye contacts
where thread
that was just sheer luck wasn't it?
redeem status?
finally a good fucken shot
>>153428726there's no luck in curling
>>153428744doubt
do the bear cat
insane curling drama right now
Wow Canada cheating?!
>refs don't know the rules
the fat canadian is cheating
Seething cheating Canacucks.
>>153428800>>153428796>>153428795>>153428784What's going on? Our stream isn't covering this controversy
>>153428807Canadian touched the stone after it was released, swedes asked the ref if they are allowed to but they didn't know
>>153428554what did based shuster say about our latest shot
nice shot rasmus
>>153428807Don't know who, but WE are accusing you of touching the granite while/after releasing the stone
>>153428860>>153428807Canada then accused oscar from sweden of doing the same
Maybe Trump was right about the Canadians
Was that shot even possible
Double touch is an exception?
>steal south tyrol>steal the pointwe keep getting away with it
>>153429029That's obviously not what they're talking about
i hate that marketing director
>>153429029I think one of the question was especially about the granite. That's supposedly never allowed to be touched (?) and maybe that it was after the hog line. Sort of hard to understand/hear what they said
>>153429074What are they talking about? I haven't seen a video or image of the violation
>>153429029The drama is that It was not a readjustment before release, it was touching the granit stone and not the handle
That last shot had a magical trajectory
Disqualification kino
>>153429147None of this is on the Canadian stream, I think its just coping by the commentators now
have >we brought drunk hooliganism to curling?
kek now the canacucks are trying to psyche out our guy buy standing on each side watching him
>>153429246Ahem!
>>153429246We already did it with tennis
>>153429246it's a scottish pub past time, booze was part of it from day 1
Don't actually know if this is what they complained about. But I think it's this that he lets the hand drift down to the stone
Shit, I need to watch Canada!
Very well done, Switzerland! +35-3 against China now.
>>153429325clearly this is worthy of a penalty
>>153429029>>153429074>>153429084I think it is. I suspect its the 2nd stone in the 1st round. You see him nudge the handle with his thumb after he's released it and the Swedes seem to comment about it to each other just after.The Canuck is obviously also peaking on coke
>>153429406At least it's not like the Chinese who move stones with their brooms
Assuming you have a great aim and sense of geometry, you could play this as a morbidly obese fuck, right?Only the broom people need to be fit
>>153429423aren't these rather mops?
Pissy Canadians trying to psyche now after the accusation, this isn't protestant behaviour
>>153429433you have to flexible enough to get down and up
>>153429433ENTER Team Pekka
>>153429491Ever seen Canadians play hockey?
>>153429406You can see on his face that he realised maybeDont know if this is the sameAlsoBella Wranå in the commentators booth :3
die Deutschen sind gut
>>153429530Foot on the ice while Sweden plays? Disqualification incoming?
>>153429514many such cases
>>153429534Gallant has been on drugs for the past week
>>153429433You need good core and leg strength/stability to slide out of the hack and fatties ain’t got either of those.
It's pretty funny how they couldn't find refs who know the rules
>>153429627Probably like in hockey, Canadian refs reffing Canadian games
Did Sweden mean to put that guard way out there?
Eh, China ties it up 5-5. Once again a great game.
>Couldn't watch the women's matches this morning cause work was too hectic>Missed them upsetting CanadaActually mad i missed it. Did USA actually win it or was it a Canadian chokejob?
create some chaos now and beat these fucks please
FUSKEXTRA
so you are telling me these nerds are athletes?
>>153429775It's pulp media. No need to pay much attention.
>>153429795Any thoughts about the swarthy Czech player? Is it a common phenotype in you're cunt?
>ITALIAN REFS
>explaining the rules to the ref
>>153429674Admittedly I did not catch most of the game. That sixth end might be worth rewatching
I like that our players talk in their dialect
>>153429775This is some severe cope
canadians are repeatedly nudging the stones apparently cause no ref dares do anything
>>153429873Our commentators have spent the entire game talking shit about the ref.>The ref is too much of a coward to step in. The Canadians are too big stars to face repercussions.
>>153429853He said he has been curling for 10 years on his resume and in the interviews.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>153429902>>153429917Never forget the nudgeocaust
>>153429917lolol
>>153429902Shameful
Swedish Curling is one double touched stone away from calling for Trump to start annexation of Canada
Big miss from the WEAK and PATHETIC Canacucks
+2 we're so back, put these slimey canacucks in the dumpster
>>153429965What happens when they can't double tap the stone
>>153429858Ours weren't speaking arabic.
???
Tune in to SWE-CAN, this is gonna end with bloody knuckles
this sport would be so much better without sweepers>better pace>less faggotry>less talking>just 1v1 stone hurling
Swedish Canadian relations at an all time low. I guess there'll be no Gripen sale after all...
>muh refsyou mean the people in the chairs who aren't even watching the games? who lost count of the ends and made Korea forfeit a game for no reason?
>"The Canadians apparently went to protest to the judges. That's extremely rare. There's no good spirit in this Canadian team."French commentator
Canada seemingly still not over us winning gold in Vancouver
>>153429965Canada says they can "Hit and Roll" and yet they can't even do a VERY SIMPLE takeout! SAD! How can they guard their country if they can't even guard their own stones? We will be taking the great great 51st state of ALBERTA, and I expect this to be VERY EASY, even though they have the "Hammer"! All Canadians should be very excited, as they will now be represented by our GREAT Corey and Korey! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>153430041That 2022 scenario was also extremely funny for the women, they did not care about the DSC until it was too late.
This day is going to be marked in the book of grudges. Only way to wipe it out it is a dq of cacucks and a televised apology from Carney.
>>153430027??? Its the Swedes sperging out about it
>>153430027Based. United against the leaf. Day of the rake is near.
>>153430087But we're in the right! Just you wait. Our broadcaster just said they have video evidence! Hopefully shown between the ends
>>153430083What is LSD and DSC?
>even the curling has devolved into bad sportsmanshipwhat is this world coming to bros I'm scared
EXTRA EXTRA
>>153430127>Most championship events decide who gets the pick of last rock (the hammer) with a last stone draw (LSD). At the end of each team's practice period, two different players throw draw shots - one clockwise and one counter-clockwise. An official measures the distance of each rock to the pin and adds the radius of the rock of 14.2 cm. If the rock covers the pin, two measurements from the edge of the four-foot circle and a formula determine the distance. If the rock misses the house, the measurement is capped at 199.6 cm, the radius of the 12-foot circle. The sum of the two LSDs for that end determine who gets the hammer. If there is a tie, the lower LSD of all four shots - two by each team - gets the hammer. The LSD rotates among the players so that at the end of the tournament, the number of clockwise (cw) and counterclockwise (ccw) throws are equal amount the players.>The average LSD for a team is its Draw Shot Challenge (DSC). When computing the average, the highest LSD - or highest two if there are eleven or more LSDs - is discarded before computing the average.>Other factors being equal, this can determine seeding within playoffs. For example, if there were three teams tied for first place, the two teams with the highest DSCs would play, then the winner would play the team with the lowest DSC.LSD decides who gets the hammer first before each game. DSC is the avg of LSD.
>>153430127The cocktail Gallant is tripping on right now
Athletes are so petty. I love this drama.
THE LACES WERE INTHEY WERE IN
>>153430178If you're watching the Canadian feed, this literally did not happen
>>153430183I still can't get over that "curling" in Chinese is "ICE JAR".
>>153430223HAAAARRRRRRRD
Canada cheating really hard this match
>>153430267Are you that White guy who speaks Chinese
Bella appeared and said the Canadian team is a pack of disgusting cheaters
So I guess the Canadians might as well just carry the stones and place them wherever they want then
>>153430291No, but I speak Japanese and get hard when I hear the Japanese team yelling.
>>153430183That makes sense thanks. It's something that comes up rarely but was not explained by the announcers.
Gentlemen sports can't exist in a world shared by Chinamen, Canadians, etc
>>153430332They can but they end up being rigged to get the desired result. Where proficiency and ability becomes a detriment if you are too good because it causes upsets.
>>153430317The announcements during curling coverage are fucking terrible; I feel like they should play a 5-minute how-to-play before each round so that casual watchers understand what the fuck is happening.>>153430295>>153430314>import a bajillion Indians>suddenly your Olympians are all cheatingI'm noticing a pattern
Nice bounce Czechia. Avoided complete disaster
>>153430239Ace, you got any more of that gum?That's none of your damn business Dan and I thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.You're a weird guy Ace, weird guy.
Fug, a little too hard here Deutschland
>>153430223lines good
can this disgusting fat slob stop chewing gum
>>153430409Italy +2.4-2 now, German hammer.
did they concentrate all the worst fans they could find today?we've been pretty civilized the whole tournament, now they have a fucking vuvuzela?
>>153430446>todayMy guess is there was some zoomer tiktok hype around Italian curling or maybe they offered tickets to some teenagers idk
>>153430371The announcers have done a good job explaining strategies and the rules. Casuals should get the gist of curling by the end of the first game they watch.
>>153430481never heard a commentator explain the free guard zone
HE DOUBLE TOUCHED AGAIN
>curlingcould these limp athletes even curl that stone?
China scores 2 and takes the lead.7-6 now against Switzerland.
oooof2 in a row
>>153430498They have mentioned that the guards can't be hit for the beginning of play but i have not heard them use that term.
>>153430470the meme has been going on for a while, there was legitimate hype over Constantini-Mosaner leading up to the games
starting to look dangerous
>tfw you're a non-cheating nation
it's over
>>153430557doesn't look too good
>>153430446>/sp/ anon in the crowd>vuvuzelas introduced
>>153430587looking like the bad guys will win yet again
Don't really get why we wanted to clean the house instead of just guarding. Felt like it could've been really hard to get the best stone out as we saw now
Italy is doing well against Germany. Which saddens me because I want to see the Germans win a medal somehow.
>>153430470This may have something to do with it, too.
incredible how hard the names of our guys go>Joel Retornaz>Sebastiano Arman>Amos Mosaner
Did he say fuck?
>>153430633I just lost the game :(
>>153430641yeah honestly what's up with that? they look like western names mashups from a manga lmao
>Mark what you thinkin bud
>>153430664USA's not even playing.
>>153430675First one is Swiss. Others from Sudtyrol (Germany).Here are the names from the Italian luge team: HOFER, FISCHNALLER, RIEDER, KAINZWALDNER, VOETTER, OBERHOFER.
>>153430633A brit made me lose the game after a four year streak the other day
>>153430724What game?
>>153430641The only weird one for me is Retornaz.Surnames ending in -an and -er aren't uncommon in northern Italy
What about just whipping it as hard as possible in the middle of the groups up stones
>>153430703>Here are the names from the Italian luge team: HOFER, FISCHNALLER, RIEDER, KAINZWALDNER, VOETTER, OBERHOFER.those are germanic names, nothing strange with thatbut the curling team names are like from superheroes or some shit
>>153430703not in this caseMosaner, Arman and Giovannella are all from Trento (Retornaz is too, but his father is french swiss) not South Tyroltheir first language is italian, not german
did we lose finally? it is 3-7, no idea how this works but 7 is a lot
>>153430664Me too :(
>>153430701hownew.ru
>>153430740newfag
Yikes! Evil about to win yet again...
absolute disaster
FORESKIN
Sweden is fucked now
What the fuck are they thinking?????
easy 4 point lead, get fucked swedes (jk I like you guys, I remember 2010s counter strike)
The worst thing to happen to Sweden since the death of Adolphus.
>Eshit
>>153430701>>153430740It was a meme in the 2000's that everyone is playing "the game" and that if you think about the fact that you're playing the game, you lose and have to announce your loss to other people.
Can't stand Brad Jacobs
Sweden won't like this.
Why the fuck didn't they just put a stone in the center next to the Canadian one? Why go for that super hard shot instead.
1 burned stone would have changed the outcome of the game
>>153430808
>>153430808i want to murder all canadians
we're fucked
Swede sisters......
It finally happened. A bigger national tragedy than the battle of Poltava.
>>153430756nvm, it thought it was the patronymic incongruity Amos Mosaner in particular does sound like that>>153430757ok, South of South Tyrol then
>>153430773>>153430820How do you score points in this game?
Those germans are pretty good ngl
>>153430840*googles list of 1.6 CPL winners*Wow it's all Swedes
Holy shit the Germans went full blast there
Are they throwing now?
edin has been playing like shit all tournament. So evil cheaters wins the day.
>>153430900>*googles list of CS major winners since 2015*>Wow there are more canadians than swedes
>>153430825I'm Team GB now, destroy these cheaters please
>>153430942Which Canadian won a major?
We are a feminist super power anyways, our male team losing means nothing.
>>153430942Luckily that doesn't matter as much as 1.6
Sad non-white culture has ruined yet another sport
>>153430990kek
>We're the best at a 25 year old video game
>Have tickets to tomorrow morning womens matches>Trying to get tickets to tomorrow evening womens matches
>>153431015How much does it cost to watch curling
>>153430990This but unironically. I'd rather watch women's curling because I prefer to stare at their asses.
Germany making some nice shots there
Quick give me the odds on the number of hand shakes between the players after good game
Not a great Olympics for Swedish men so far
>>153431008>wait til he sees how old curling is
>>153430984>>1534309911.6 will be forgotten, was a much easier playing field for teams to dominate. same way as nip being dominant in 2013, nobody gives a shit
Jacobs looks like a rapist serial killer
>>153431085You give a shit though. I'm the first guy you're replying to and I'm definitely casual enough to not know anything about 1.6 but I'm also casual enough to not know who whoever that guy in your pic is.
>>153431015I wanted to go. Maybe the next one...
EVIL CHOKES
ouch
DO IT SWEDEN
LOOOOOL
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Should have just let go of 2 or 3 last round instead of that risky play.
They cut the stream right as it was getting juicy!
>YOU CAN FUCK OFF
>>15343102740E for the basic round Robin tixFunny now I'm on wifi have have spaget flag. Makes sense, but I was the burger posting earlier from in the stadium.
Wow, acting real cool there Canacucks
hm, could have been worse10th end decided all
>>153431200What did they say?>>153431193
Canadian stream ran ads over the fight
>>153431224>>153431194
WE DINDU NOTHINGbut you did, just stop poking the stone saaaar
That was hilarious
>Gentleman sport
faze up
>>153431224Told Oskar to "Fuck off"
Curling was probably the last sport I was expecting a chimpout from this Olympics lmfao
disqualify that fucking bitch
>>153431122twistzz, best north american player of all time. not my fault you're 43 years old and haven't kept up with the times, swedra
The curling Reddit is in fucking shambles over the stone touching lmao.
Our commentator never noticed or mentioned the Canadians double-touching. He still called them out anyway just because
>>153431233>>153431263I hope there will be a webm on /gif/ soon.
Isn't telling someone to "fuck off" fucking disqualification material in this sport?
>>153431200they swore during our game too, uncivilized really
FUCKOFF-EXTRA
>>153431298>The curling Redditnow that's something
canada should watch itself, burning a lot of good reputation with this display.
>>153431285no one cares fag, i don't even watch cs but eu/russia have always been the best. americans play CoD or some other stupid shit
>>153431332You have my blessing to make them the 51st state
YOU STUPID FUCKING CHUDSFIGHTING AND YELLING WILL IMPROVE CURLINGLET PEOPLE HECKING ENJOY THINGS
>>153431376I'll make note of that
>>153431329Italian judges afraid of taking action
Curling died today
fucking nerds watching other nerds throw stones on ice
hmmmmm
>>153431406let's check on Reddi-oh, let's not do that
>>153431298Just causal watchers from Sweden rushing to sperg out on the reddit and the comments telling them they're retarded
AMOS AMOS AMOS
Hearing Sweden has asked Trump to use our air bases for deployment.
I know Canada cheated but just had to do it
Canadian on Reddit has some opinions.
>>153431406>I remember when curling became an Olympics sport>First event in 1924Damn nigga you old!
WTF is going on in this arena
>>153431446It's literally all Canadians on that reddit. Don't kid yourself lmao.
>>153431439>freeze frame of him just releasing the stone
we need to airdrop some rakes to sweden immediately
>>153431480www.reddit.com/user/Swedra/submitted/this one buttmad swede is making 4 posts/minute
holy shit we finally lost and this snoozefest is ending
>nooooo why don't you just let us cheat in peace ;__;
Why are you faggots reading reddit? Fuck is wrong with you?
HOLY FUCKING CHOKE JOEL
>>153431512I'm talking about the 80% of the people there downvoting any criticism of the Canadian team including telling the opposing team to go fuck themselves
Man, I didn't get tix to this slot.What a session to miss.Instead I got tix to skeleton and left part way through cause honestly it's pretty boring if you didn't get there early for the start house
KWAB in Italian
this is now a laugh @ swedes thread
CURLING REDDITwhat a combination, like an infected tapeworm or something
I did NOT see a handshake between Kennedy and Eriksson
>>153431534Because it’s hilarious watching people run to the defense for Canada when calling them out on their slimy moves seen this match.
FUCK CANADA FUCK JACOBS
How many golds do you have?
>retardaz
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP BANNED BC Y'XLL CAN'T BEHAVE
https://streamable.com/hjfujoThe clash
If Reddit downvotes that means we're right doeFUCK CANADAFUCK JACOBS
missing the house entirely was not something i thought i'd see at this levelwhat the fuck happened there Retornaz
If Curling dropped all pretense of gentlemanliness nobody would give a shit about someone telling the opponents to fuck off. They should let us use the broom to try to trip our opponents when they sweep.
>>153431622After Amos's hit and roll I thought it was impossible to not win the game.
wow i came back just to see us choke
CAUGHT IN THE ACT CAUGHT IN THE ACT CAUGHT IN THE ACT CAUGHT IN THE ACT CAUGHT IN THE ACT CAUGHT IN THE ACT CAUGHT IN THE ACT CAUGHT IN THE ACT CAUGHT IN THE ACT CAUGHT IN THE ACT CAUGHT IN THE ACT CAUGHT IN THE ACT
Nice try China. Switzerland wins after the 10th end
China choke there
I unironically think this one game killed whatever positive effect and potential growth the sport might have had in Sweden after the mixed double gold
>>153431696le poke
>>153431696The Italians will watch this and do absolutely nothing lol
>>153431696DUDE HE IS JUST RELEASING THE STONE
>>153431696block all cooperation canada on any level going forward, cheaters cannot be tolerated.
>>153431696And his reaction to getting caught is telling his opponent to fuck off, what a cunt
SVT in 1998Finding the penalty for Norway vs BrazilSVT in 2026Finding Canada cheating in curling9 miljoner miljarder worth
>>153431696Not even possible to call this an accident. Slimy fucks.
>>153431612Is this what euros call a fight?That's a downright pleasant conversation
>>153431733why is it always our fault? isn't this handled by the curling federation and the olympic committee?
>>153431696pokegate
>>153431534I'm trying to see the fight. Nothing on twitter yet.
>>153431696Kennedy is a known shitbag so this checks out. Slimy bastard.
>>153431696the slimy canacuck strikes (pokes) again
>>153431696Not one Canadian will respond to this post
>>153431696DON'T WORRY SWEDEN, WE GOT THISTHROW UP A GUARD AGAINST THIS, LEAFS
>>153431612post that shit in nsfw
>>153431745>DUDE HE IS JUST INTENTIONALLY CHEATING
>>153431604Why are mods always such faggots? "Think of the new users :("Nigga, this shit BRINGS IN new users!
Amos looks happy with that shot
That Kennedy guy seems psychotic, he keeps screaming at our guys even after the game
Donald Trump please save us, disqualify Canada
>>153431844Ignore everything east of Winnipeg and just carpet bomb it
reddit is going wild
>>153431696What are the rules regarding this?
>>153431923They’re claiming they’re being brigaded now lol.
>>153431981You're never allowed to touch the granite
>>153431981I guess if it wasn't noticed during the match, too late now?
Can Germany do it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITALIA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SO CLOSE
PORCODIDDIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKLLLKJ
gg germany
Well done Deutschland!
>>153432022WHAT A CURL
tight match
Kino last shot by the Germans. Wasn't expecting that, was thinking they'd try knock the two yellows out to the right.
Disqualify the cancucks.
apparently Cuntada has been doing this for years and Edin just had enough of it
Edin says these Canadians have done this FOR YEARS the refs obviously not doing their jobs
>>153432108>curling>refslol
>>153431981burned stone ie you lose that shot, this is supposed to be sort of self-policed, but you know, canadians...
POST WEBM OF THAT GERMANY SHOT THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
>>153431696Canacucks have been real quiet since this dropped
how compromised are >we?
>Pretending a game you lost by 2 points would have been decided over 1 burned stone
>>153431696How does this help though? Is there some maximum amount of spin you can put on a rock that this is making it do more? Actual question as i dont know how it can be an unfair advantage.
>>153432108The refs decided to pretend they are retarded and couldn't do anything.
So /curl/ did Canada cheat?
>>153432150>It didn't matter in hindsight therefore cheating is ok :^)Typical cheater rhetoric
Remember a month ago when the Canadian U20 team wore gold chains, played rap music and ended the tournament with unsportsmanlike conduct and abuse of officials, something has happened to them
>>153432150>Act as a major steward of the sport and its etiquette>Have to jump on the defensive when your team acts scummy the entire match and people call you out on itPottery.
>>153432150They're saying they burned like 10 stones mate
They have at least 10 videos showing le canadian poke
>>153432209yes
Hurting The Feelings Of The Swedish People
>>153432209Yes but it's based because it exposed how fraudulent muh "gentlemanly rules" is at an Olympic level. This sport needs massive reforms.
>>153432148Not fucked because we beat GB, but now we'll have to beat Switzerland or Canada.
Is this even really a sport? It's like chess. Chess is a game. Not a sport. This should not be at the Olympics.
Final Verdict: Canada is not white
>>153432283Disagree. A huge part of curling is that the players self-police. It's part of the culture of the game and most of the rules and game flow assume honest play.You could reform curling to be like American football where jealous refs scrutinize every aspect play and there are buzzers and players hate each other, but then no one would wants to play it. The only "reform" needed here is for the other teams to collectively request Canada be DQ'd.FFS, India and Pakistan, two countries that are only prevented from mutual mass genocide by their respective nuclear arsenals, can mutually enforce honor rules when they're competing for the literal global cricket cup. Curling can and should do the same.
SPÅRAR UR FUCK OFF EXTRA
get fucked
>>153432438Guy looks like Nicolas Cage in that shot.
>>153432456Tell them leaf bro
>>153432018it was noticed by the swedish team but judge didnt do anything
>>153432456You can't touch the part he touched you moron
>>153432456You aren't allowed to touch the fucking STONE PART at all.
>>153431696You're allowed to do that poke, it's consider a part of the release. You see his finger maintain contact as he goes down the stoneWhat you're not allowed to do is remove your finger, so what he did was illegal but just barely
I really hope Sweden makes it through the round robin now lolBut honestly their first two matches were weird
Interesting how following the rules in the Olympics is optional, you'd think it was an important part of sports
>>153431923>>153431992The actual illegal part is not touching the stone, isn't removing his hand and touching it again, so the screenshot doesn't actually prove this, a video would
>>153432016Not correct>>153432102>>153432108Because you're allowed to
>>153432607or basic common sense that no one ever throws a curling stone by pushing the rock part
>>153432512You can actually
>>153431696>>153432607
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>>153432704Yes that's what I said here>>153432521
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>>153432511>>153432512Knew Canada was strong but didn't know they had the power of a sun :^)
