>Fri 13.02.14.00 Skiskyting - M 10km Sprint>Sat 14.02.10.00 Alpine - M Giant Slalom Run 112.00 Langrenn - W Relay 4 x 7.5km13.30 Alpine - M Giant Slalom Run 214.45 Skiskyting - W 7.5km Sprint18.45 Ski Jumping - HS141Previous thread: >>153406116
Klaebo is now tied with Marit Bjørgen as the winningest Winter Olympics athlete.
>>153423560Curious, I wonder what's their secret
>>153423581it's a mystery
Based Gabi shittalking Sturla
>I'd like to celebrate but we have more races to win>in 1 week and 1 day I'll celebrateWhat a chad
Fourcade giving the medals at the xc
Sleep tight Doggo
>>153423645Looks good, but how much of that cake will Frida eat?
>>153423645Frida:
How many today for Son of Samuel?
>>153423735Penalty loops? 3
Watching only men today
>>153423631finally some jewish representation
>>153423631
They got Lampič to explain to us how sprint works
aura
Nawrath turns 33 today
Marecek turns 25 today
>>153423474>Hags
1. Nawrath2. Horn3. ZobelIf one of these Norwegian or French guys has a perfect day it might be competitive, otherwise the sweep should be doable.
Paßler claims that the Letrozole that led to her doping bust came from a spoon that was used to scoop out Nutella. The Italians' appeal went through and she's able to race in the Olympics.
>>153424103Just like Sinner who had Clostebol in his coffee or something
>>153424103A statement from the Athlete’s mother, Ms Herlinde Kargruber Passler (“MsKargruber”), with whom the Athlete lives (together with the Athlete’s father andyounger sister). Ms Kargruber gave evidence that in October 2024 she wasdiagnosed with invasive ductal breast carcinoma and that, to treat thatcondition, she underwent two surgical operations in October and November2024 and subsequently chemotherapy and radiotherapy. Since June 2025, shehas been prescribed Letrozole Teva, which she takes daily by mouth. She saidthat it is normal in her household to use the same cutlery and to touch the samefood with their hands; and that when she prepares meals she may use a utensilto taste the food and then use the same utensil to stir the food. They also washthe dishes by hand. They also all share a bathroom. There is a jar of Nutella inthe kitchen pantry which she eats using a spoon and directly from which theAthlete ate some Nutella at breakfast on 25 January 2026.
Vetle will win
Passler will be back next race lads
BAFF
>>153424161The fearsome Nutella Spooner
>4K webms are not allowed, image resolution too high
>>153424139Even if this can be proven she's getting banned for at least 12 months for negligence
Based Eder
Eder in his 555th start today.
>>153424260cute!
>Stefansson shootingHope this isn't indicative of Swedish guys in general.
OLLI
>Zobel-Ultras
How many perfect shootings for Germans today?
ZOBELIX
>>153424199thisall her results will be disqualified but at least she gets to compete at the olympics lol
We deserve a sweep
>Nejlin
Sebbe will unironically win
>Liegenschießen zum Verlieben>proceeds to lose 17 hours on track
AFWA
AFWA?
Can't remember the last time Claude shot well
Fast shooting from JUSTus today.O L L ILLI
>turn on hockeyafwa>switch to biathlonafwa
AF4A coming
>>153424463With him and Jacquelin, we won't even medal in the relay
Olli my man
HORN ULTRAS LET'S GO
>"I said 'Give me Coletta' not 'Give me Coltea'."
GERMAN NATIONALISM
>>153424463He never does. I checked his stats sometime and he literally shoots perfect 80 or 85 percent every race. Few good or bad outliers.
>>153424482Not ao fast
>>153424511
Sturla :-)
I don't want steak today!
hope sturla wins
QFM clears the prone, 80 percent prone accuracy be damned.
>czech shooting
>JUSTus
>Strelol
Sebbe surprisingly slow in the Olympics, is it just the altitude or is he actually trying the "don't ski until exhaustion" tactic for once?
Perrot in hell
how are we doing
>>153424588Not sure the Swedes have had good skis so far
FUG
I have French Fatigue
>Hurenhorn>Nawrat
>Horn>Nawrath
>german shooting>all our medal chances gone in two seconds
GERMAN CHOKES
>>153424608Zeni 2+1, Hofer 0+..., Romanin and Giacomel just started.
>german shooting
>>153424604Giacomel either hasn't started or shot yet. Hofer is doing good but he's too slow on the skis to medal.
>Phillipian shooting
>>153424622Take it to the shitters who can't beat them
Slowbel
FUCK YOU FROGS
>>153424652thank you
STURLA STURLA STURLA
Jacquelin has a watch from Turkish bazaar
>>153424608The wax? team forgot they had to fix skis for the men aswell
SCHACKLÄ
HOLY JACK
WHAT A SHOOTING
SCHJAKKELÆN
PANTANI CHADS
MACHINE GUN JACQ
Never thought id say it but Norway save us
jacq is back
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Holy
bald power
SAKLÄÄN
>>153424684t. learned about his existence 5 minutes ago
Emilien "machine gun" Jacquelin
>Jacquelin 16.8s standing shootingHoly shit.
>>153424674We aren't even doing good, Jacquelin and QFM are gonna be 1 and 2, yes, but neither Perrot nor Claude will win bronze
THE ABSOLUTE MADLAD
>>153424730Amazing
why is sebbe skiing so slow
>sebbe learns how to shoot after forgetting how to ski
>Damasco
>Jacquelin with Pantani ear ring SQUEEEEEEAK
>Giachokemel
>coomer>hofer
>>153424751What a beautiful Man
>>153424751>>153424702
PERROT CACA
>>153424751Chad statement
Fuck me, Domasco has to be having some extreme home Olympics nerves.
PaBler ist back btw
QFM is eating Jacquelin
>>153424785hot
Perrito no...
>>153424751Is he going to die from a combination of cocaine and EPO abuse as well?
>peeden
>QFMIt's ogre
Fuck QFM
Emilien deserves it
jacq is dead :(
Jacquelin totally exploded.
AFLA
classic
>>153424833le silver medals man
>-0.1FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOUUUUUUU
MENSA
STURLA
>gains 3s on the range>loses 30s on trackbased retardelin
We'll get some new Sturla lore after the race
COME ON SEBBE
QFM went supersonic on the last lap
>>153424881>I put the rape drug into Tandrevold's water bottle
VETLE
>>153424724>being this bootyblasted by the presence American superiorityso much for you filtering American flags yesterday krautbrohttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/153389257/#153405172
VETLE CAM ON SKI LIKE HELL
CAM ON VETLESKI LIKE THE FOOKIN WIND
Baldlympics:1. Jacquelin2. Dale3. Strelol
>leaf shooting
>Canadian shooting
>Dalel
BE SLOW VETLE ME SON, YA GOT ALL THE TIME IN THE WELRD
We should just call it the Johannes specialé
>dalel
Might as well give out the pursuit medals with these times
Germanybros, we made the top10!
VETLE TOOK 9 SECONDS ON JACQUELIN ALREADY
We got snowboardcross silver
SKI YOU FOOLS!
imagine if klaebo cared about shooting
Sturla might catch Emilien too
Vetlel will get silver
>>153424979BAFF BAFF BAFF
>>153424988See Stina and Lampic how easy it is
>>153424979our stupid whores choked that too
BASED STURLA
>>153424971this is why they should cut the times in half
DRIPPING
>2. Lagreid>3. Jaquelinfast-shooting bros.....
fillet mignon
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHEATER
will he do again THAT interview?
FUCK YOU NORWIGGER BITCH
Wonder what new secrets we learn now that Sturla is on the podium again.
get fucked frogs
Silver and bronze, bretty good
>>153425045YOU GOT GOLD MOTHERFUCKER
>>153425051ET TU SUOMI
>>153425034>4.it's getting worse.....
was sturlel shit earlier in the season because he was busy fucking his side chick?
I was rooting for Kwabelin :<
>>153425060<3
pantani bros....
Laegrid will confess a murder on live television now
Emilien had the best shooting of all time and got 4th
>>153425066He's now in punished mode after being dumped
You don't give up on true love, I'm team Sturla
>>153425056WE NEED ERRYTHANG
>>153425060Dont listen to them frogbro, they are mean
>>153425082Sivert case gets solved live on air
Fucking norwegians. I wanted big J to win a medal. :(
>>153425089>I got Bronze so I'll tell you with who I've cheated
>>153425082>my second biggest mistake in life
Insane last lap by Dale. Too bad he's a FUCKING FRAUD
>>153425030Kind of crazy that they don't do that already
+0.2
>>153425105Jeanne wouldn't....right? She wouldn't create this drama just for fun, right?
why can't we be good at the sports that matter
>>153425087
>>153425135invest more in hockey
>>153425079He forgot to put sulfur on his skis
>>153425135you're not bad at curling
>>153425151They are in fact rather bad at curling. Mixed doubles doesn't count.
STURLA JUST CONFESSED IT WAS HINZ!!!
I dont like having 2 sets of medals for sprint and pursuit
>>153425166who?
Sad Tommaso :(
217th for Amerimutts being a disgusting waste of oxygen.Seriously, why are so many of them like this?
>sad Giacomel again
>>153425166>The 135 IQ Move
>>153425114yea, the sprint has way too much influence on the pursuit imo desu
>Nelin
>>153425183Easy on the hate there. Those kind of vile statements are only allowed between Norge and Sverige
>>153425166BORIS IN SHAMBLES
>AND HERE IS KLAEBO ON THE FINISH LINE OUT OF NOWHERE, HE MISSED HIS 10 SHOTS AND MADR HIS 10 PENALTY LAPS BUT IS STILL 2 MINUTES AHEAD UNBELIEVABLE ATHLETE
>>153425196>gets cucked over and over again
why are they speaking german on the speaker???
Jacquelin is giving advices to the youths
>>153425164our men beat scotland today
What are we watching tonight
I need a gf
>>153425218it's to give info to the italian athletes.
>>153425218Antholz is german speaking region
>>153425218They are competing in Antholz
>>153425202imagine if klaebo could shoot? i would an hero
>>153425221Yeah, but Scotland took 0-4 in the first end after Mouat miserably failed his last stone and managed to come back to tie the score, it was very close. Basically a lucky win. Still played alright.
>>15342522710k sneedskating
QFM just admitted he got Loudog preggers
>btfo in mens hockey>btfo in mens curling>btfo in mens langrenn>btfo in biathlon>Nelin doesn't make it to the pursuit
>>153425227skeleton
>>153425231>>153425232why are italy allowing this?
>>153425135what for? It's easier to win in the meme stuff and a gold is a gold, if anything we should have focused more in the niche sports
>>153425241that's just how italian sports work. we are always crap and then bullshit our way to the top
Happy for Vetle :DGood day
>>153425264Soccer is the only sport that matter I would trade all these medals for the world cup
>>153425138Wholesome, our girls struggle so much in IBU
>>153425260one of the few regions where people have a work ethic so it's better to let them do whatever they want
>>153425227Sneedskating
>>153425296football has been a huge meme for decades now
We're not going to win anything at Biathlon
>>153425301they only have a work ethic to differientiate themselves from the others, if they were the only ones in italy, they'd be lazy too.
>>153425227>>153425251womens wobbly butts, too bad yle only shows mens. times in pic are finnish time
>that lucas head coach in every interview>you stupid swedish plebs need to be satisfied with what we're delivering: You're not owed medals>it's unreasonable for you to disappointed in not getting any>top ten spots are just as good anywayI hate this retard.
Sturla just said that infidelity makes him strong and that he’ll do it again to win gold in the pursuit
>>153425340poor makula...
>>153425328Neise has been kinda shit in the Training (Lölling was good though), german Men might Medal.
>>153425317Anyone can win a game Winning the world cup is the greatest achievemnt in sports, you probably were too young for 2006
Ukaleqs brother qualified for the pursuit
>>153425356i was in highschoolit was great, but being good at many sports is still better than being a one trick pony like the netherlands imho
>oh no!>nelin who couldn't take a top 60 spot and qualify for the pursuit!What's up with these casters? He couldn't hit more than half of his shots today. He wouldn't be able to do anything in a pursuit even if he had qualified.
>one trick pony like the netherlands
>>153425378nah, you're a zoomer trash sorry you never got to live through that
>>153425319>won't let your best guy compete for some reasonWhy are you doing everything wrong nowadays, hans?
>>153425325if my grandma had wheels she'd be a wheelbarrow
>>153425401hey 93 is still technically millennial
>>153425399delete this
>>153425369Not bad with 1+1
>>153425425I'll delete it if you manage to qualify for a World Cup again
>>153425356I hope we never win one again, people here obsess too much over soccer as it is and it gets tiresome
>>153425457the calciomania unironically hurt all our other disciplines for decades
>>153425418>>153425457This world cup is in burgerland and Trump will give the trophy. Everyone will watch it You can keep lying to yourself but there is nothing more glorious than winning it
>>153425513but i never talked about gloryi just said that i like seeing us winning in many sports
>>153425471>sport news talks about last night's match between Lamporecchio and Piazza al Serchio for half an hour>"oh yeah and an Italian just broke the long jump world record or whatever, anyway back to soccer">starts a 10 minutes report about the new dog of the girlfriend of some serie A player
>>153425553what a bold faced lierai 2 and rai sport have been livestreaming the olympics day and night
>>153425531The "I don't care about soccer" attitude I see is just cope for when the national team or seriea sucksThe euros weren't too long ago
>soccer
Who do we think is winning the 10.000m Sneedskating (men)?
>>153425609serie a was always gay shiti only ever cared about our national team
>>153425623Irene Schouten
>>153425623Hoping for a Jilek medal
Gina is considering pulling a Lexbu and part time switch to bobsleigh pusher for the next Olympics.
>>153425669Would be very cool
>it was THE actual pantani earring>he went and asked his relatives to loan it to him for this racekino
The italain girls said they would have forgiven Sturla
>>153425703yeah she too smol lol
>>153425803Why is cheating so normalised in med countries?
10k starting
guess who's back
Spooky Scary Skeleton
>>153425908
>>153425870Kaisa?
>>153425870There is no way they will use her in the relay, if she gets banned later they would be DSQ.
>>153425870why? she was doped?
>>153425950Don't be disrespectful
Juicy men thighs
Why can't Denmark into sneedskating? They're just as flat as us and probably even colder.
Damn one of them died
>>153425246french canadian
where did the dane go
>>153425999Italians rigged his food, he came into the rink with a bucket in case of having to puke and he had to step out of the race because of that illness.
>>153425974
>>153425981it's hard to skate well when you are not sober
did laegreid say any more embarrassing shit after the race?
What happened to my nigger
>>153426057He's got that stomach bug that is going round the olympic village
>>153426078lmao what a bitch
>>153426024>wearing clothes/towel in the saunadirty prostitute
>>153426195No gold chances left...
>>153425703Gina Laura team NEEDED
Fernstädtova not good
>>153426286Milk
cool helmet, dork
Bro is semirunning
>>153426368heh...
cracked
>>153426057I don't know the bbc stream started on pair 2
Super impressive how flat the Dutch times are
>mfw
The relay team
>>153426458Ribumsisters....
>>153426458fuck svahn shouldve let bum or ilar do it
bunt finna catch the pole
>>153426458Why did they dip Frida in peanut butter before taking the photo?
>>153426368But enough about my excrements
>>153426458Love relays, but I feel like 1. Sweden2. Norway3. Germanyis set in stone
>polands brave vladimir semirunniy
Eitrem is also ill. Its Norover
>>153426566this is too funny he is not even UA refugee but straight up russianoh wait its the nation with russian biathlonist speaking nevermind
This is so dull watching two people skating in circles for 12+ minutes. You can't even see their expressions of pain properly.
>>153426631What the fuck are you talking about, retard?
>>153426660kuzmina
>watering break
>>153426685lol
Ghiotto's looking thiccc
>BergsmaIsn't this nigga like 50 years old?
>>153426904/OurUnc/
can't believe nils buckbroke dutch long distance speedskating so hard we're not getting any medals in the next 10 years
>>153426956A little necromancy to bring Kramer back from the depths perchance?
Ghiotto is ded
Unc still got it
Based boomer
I don't watch skating but is this typical Italy? Go full pelt from the start and then die?
Why does Eitrem have moustache hair?
>>153427046Lollo did the opposite fwiw
>>153427054Clever girlIts the impression I got of Italy from other sports this week. It pays off quite often so fair play.
>>153426787<i_wish_that_was_me.jpg>
Kam on Methodius
>>153427104You wish you had to pee all the time?
>Canada's brave Edward Flowers
>>153427115I meant I wish I was the snow getting a glorious golden shower melting into the afterlife
Wish they would close their mouths
SKATE SAM SKATES
Jilek smelling gold
Damn. Turbozoomer is flying.
Based teenager
Get fucked, russkipole.
eitrems pb is 12:38 so he has to break it by 5 seconds
Zoomers win again
>>153427242easy
I am from Norway
clumsy ass lanklet
>>153427268Dude same!
>>153427268Who the fuck is Norway?
>>153427310Dunno, but it looks like he has a lot of gold medals.
>30.4
He exploded
eitrembros I don't feel so good
oofda
Norgebros...
kek we're medaling on the 10k, completely unexpected
TYBU (Thank You Based Unc)
At least he went for gold.Instead of safeing for a bronze
Hvis dere bare visste hvor over der
>>153427438Pogacar phenotype.
Bunch of Björn Borgs there.
Zoomers and Boomers won today.
>>153427452over hvor
>>153427537Congrats bro
>>153427537Average Czech couple
more sovl than the rest of you I'm afraid
>>153426835he's a big guy
>>153427585Jochem Udythaage or w/e wore the same thing on the English broadcast lel
We should finally build a longtrack oval somewhere
>>153427585More sovl than a sock with a hole
>>153427537Congrats!
Anička the best skelly
>>153424974>1 race on caturday>2 races on sundayhow many top 10s this weekend, Germanybros?
I volunteer for mixed double skeleton
Normal High Five in Brazil
>>153426787why the fuck would you film this
Makule starts tomorrow instead of Jislova
Drama, baby!>William Poromaa has been plunged by a rib injury ahead of the Olympics.>But according to TV4's length expert Anna Dyvik, it's probably not that bad - and she points him out as a "drama queen.">"It comes from the biggest of them all," Poromaa replies.
Holy hell, she hit the wall HARD
ASWA
>>153428343smol
>>153428343Will she be last again?
>>153428309He is right, Imagine being >Dyvik and thinkng you're entitled to talk shit about anybody
>>153428478I wonder about the vegetation on her Ayer's Rock
>>153428478Starting last, so probably finishing last. Though maybe not in last place.Also: Ukaleq starting between Wierer and Simon.
>>153428480It's just friendly banter
>>153428335She looks better here than any time I've seen her before. But people in this thread have bizarre taste in women, thinking people like Femke and Darcie Morton are attractive.
>>153428309>say you're hurting from an injury and that this is impacting your perfomance>some random roastie on jewish tv tells you that you're exaggerating without knowing anything about what's going on with your body
>>153428634Almost every single "news story" like this is obvious banter that jo*rnalists portray as serious conflict or criticism.
more journalism
>>153428680and he will like it!
>>153428680>"I will fuck him"Well that's one way to assert dominance.
>>153428680>Get ear ring>Start talking about fucking menIf it walks like a fag and quacks like a fag....
>>153428577People here are weird. I swear, I saw somebody write something along the lines of Frid...*nearly vomits* Fr....Frida being attractive. I needed some air after that I couldn't eat for a day.
>>153428739very 1960s looking suit
>>153428739Tattoos are bad but tattoos on feet are the worst.
>>153428739Love this little Gremlin
>>153423645they spelled Ebber wrong
Germbros I think Mariama Jamanka is curing my racism
>>153428739how to get frog gf
Weak Canadians CHEATING in curling.Sad.
>>153424161>>153424177I'm gonna SPOOOON
>hot jeanmonot
>>153428577Kys
>>153428849
>>153428808Move to frog
Revenge of the Odi tomorrow or Triple Humiliation?
>>153428948Surely he must get his revenge this time.
>>153428343shortest individual
>Klæbo didn't change his underwear during the world championship in Trondheimimagine the smell...
>>153429110>didn't change his underwearktim
>>153428577>least mongoloid swede>>153428715kek
I love Loudog so much it's unreal
>Jacquelin on Laegreid: "I got beaten by an infidel">https://www.lequipe.fr/Jo-2026-milan-cortina/Biathlon/Actualites/Emilien-jacquelin-reagit-a-la-sortie-de-sturla-laegrid-apres-le-sprint-j-ai-ete-battu-par-un-infidele/1642014
>>153428680What sturla said ?
>>153429696
>>153428680>I will fuck him>>153430233>Laegreid, who edged the FrenchmenIt's called BIathlon for a reason
blathlon
blyathlon
>>153430597Gotta shoot 'em all!
>>153430901How did you find selfie she took with me?
>>153430901
>>153431182Wont be popular opinion but I like her tattoos
>>153431398I don't hate tattoos but hers seem kinda ass and meaningless
>>153428577yea its crazy, theres even people that think dog is cute
>>153431458I like the randomness but I am weird
>>153431182wild edit
>>153431768Tite
Big curling drama
>>153431768>png
>>153432141need video of canada cheating
>>153432274>>153431696
>>153432274they say there are video of this happening at least 10 times
>>153432363it's possible to nudge a 17kg stone with one finger?
>>153432363DÖDA HELA DET KANADENSISKA LAGET
>>153432454I can nudge your svenne asshole with one finger.
>>153432363CHEATERS
>>153432785>>>/wsg/6092118
>>153433393Disgusting
>>153433584Perky
after day 7Cunt.___________G_____S_____B____TotalNorway__________8_____3_____7______18Italy_____________6_____3_____9______18USA.____________4_____7_____3______14France___________4_____5_____1______10Germany_________4_____4_____3______11Sweden__________4_____3_____1______8Switzerland_______4_____1_____2______7Austria___________3_____6_____3______12Netherlands_______3_____3_____1______7Japan.___________3_____2_____7______12Czech.Rep._______2_____2_____0______4Australia._________2_____1_____0______3S.Korea__________1_____1_____2______4Slovenia._________1_____1_____0______2UnitedKingdom.____1_____0_____0______1Canada.__________0_____3_____4______7China____________0_____2_____2______4Poland___________0_____2_____0______2NewZealand.______0_____1_____1______2Latvia____________0_____1_____0______1Bulgaria__________0_____0_____2______2Belgium__________0_____0_____1______1Finland___________0_____0_____1______1
>>153433791I guess we ran out of our medal chances already
stop
>>153434448
the images posted after 23:00 have been very bad...
>>153434502when did willem dafoe become norwegian
>>153434530Weak!
>>153434570
>>153434603>you and me can rule this town, simon
Tora Berger is the last of the real trad wives and a real knitting master.
Italians have apaprently rigged the ice at the pedoskate rink
>>153434988Italians rigging anything? They would never!
>no disqualification will happenSo yeah why even bother pointing out cheaters
>>153435317Sexy man!
Did you know that the sperg king hired a trainer young af that have no experience at training, so he could train that mf at training the sperg king.Sperg moves!
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