Canada EditionFlashback >>153426974
Lets go team Canada we are many here in Sweden who have adopted you as our team
Any fellow brown people in here?
Visible Puck General
>>153429981present
>>153429981french canadian
>>153429981
TIL Great Britain won the Olympic gold in hockey in Nazi Olympics. Canada came in only 2nd.
>>153429981brown people? caring about hockey? that can't be
>>153430034What is so great about it
>>153430034why are there so many Gers?
>>153430068The women are cute
canada sucks lmao
>>153430075>being this retarded
>>153430034Half their squad were really Canadians
>>153430034You just know that east german hockey team was disciplined and stuck to their systems
just ate a pound of different cheeses, now im ready for the switzerland game
What's with Canadians being stinky? Every Canadian I've ever met smell of shit.
>>153430123based
swiss cheese can't melt steel bars
Who's playing now?Where we at 8n the seeding list
>>153430123Yum. Any crackers?
>>153430124showering isnt the problem, its not wearing deodorant
>>153430001What's wrong with an orange or yellow puck?
>>153430170no i ate it with aldi walnut bread and butter. Was bretty gud, can recommend
>>153430191Sounds yummy
>>153430170>>153430191also had olives, blueberry, tomatos and grapes with it
>>153430182not regulation, for one thing
>>153430123I love cheese so much. My body has gone through changes over the past 5 years and I can no longer eat large quantities. I get sick and constipated.
>>153430235what's your GOAT cheese?
>>153430230Can't they' make it regulation
>>153430235that is a fate i dont even wish upon my worst enemy
the puck should continually flash different colored LEDs
>>153430235why don't they make the puck out of that stuff
>>153430100Canada does suck but Castro Jr was based for this. What wasn't based was when some short fat boomer knocked him out.
>>153430235cheese is way too expensive now. a few nibbles of an artisan cheese is like $10
>>153430282greedy refs would eat the puck before bullys
>>153430235
any cola connosseurs in here?
>>153430359literally me
Why are there Canadian refs in every game including their own?
>>153430391i stopped drinking soda years ago but i loved mezzo mix when i was in germany. do they still make that? it was like orange cola
>post yfw Canada will have to become the 51st state to ever win a gold medal in hockey ever again
Good evening sirs exited for Canada game tonight! What are you snacking sirs? Planning on moving to Canada soon. What are the rules of hockey?
Today is the day Canada pays the price for trying to rig the US game yesterday.
McPrimeMinister
S O O N
>>153430391My roommate just encroached on my precious side of the fridge with a 35 pack of coke
yfw canada loses to the US and thus lost literally the only thing the country has left.
>>153430419yea mezzomix still a thing. That type of drink is called spezi (cola orange mix). In recent years paulaner spezi has been hyped up pretty big, they were one of the first to produce it historically i think
>>153430439I have blue cheese and Weihenstephaner Hefeweizen and I hope the Swiss sissies win. Fuck canada.
>>153430440yeah thats a nucks meme alrighthttps://youtu.be/nNInkTOXnqE?si=yqTHPVRW3fckp5lj
>>153430464Tell him just to put a few in at a time and fuck off. A 35 pack in the fridge is deranged
>>153430491>Fuck canada.Based. Though Switzerland is a fake country
>>153430478
pull a slick Chinese move and pee in their coke
>>153430493I'm surprised ep40 was there for thattime flies
Do American broadcasts still have the puck highlighted?
>>153430439got the Turmbräu and Vita Cola combo (not mixed) and some olives. But pretty stuffed from the cheese now
>>153430464that means you can drink every can that crosses the border
>>153430493Iconic Tyler Myers moment.
I’m a gaymer
>>153430478>1980
The Swiss have the most beautiful arena in all of hockey.
>>153430521Proud finnish patriot and legendary finnish player Aлeкcaндp Бapкoв
>they built a kiddie size rink to catering to north americansYeah I am thinking asterisk tournament
>>153430537Got two of these ready to go for this game. Anyone else tried these before? So smooth.
i can't take another marner point bros
>>153430561that is pretty sick, never seen it before
Vancouver cantpucks
>>153430561
>>153430574Never heard of it. Is it good?
>>153430583i don't think yuros know about marnersthey have bidet
>>153430596It's gorgeous.
>>153430439American goy slop from McDonalds
The black on red jerseys actually look better than the white. Still suck compared to 4 nations though.
>>153430407So they can rig it better
>>153430628mcbased
>>153430613Yea its real good. It's super smooth. Never had anything like it before. Them Scotts are on to something
>>153430561Looks like a college basketball barn
>2 Canadian refs in the USA/Italy ladies gameGuess they have to make it equitable for Italy
>akirai hate animefags so much
go harley!!!
>Germany losing at curling>Germany losing at skeleton>Germany losing at Biathlonat least i get to see those smug mountain jews get rekt tonight
Akira bout to got super saiyan mode
>>153430624Where does Davos get all their money for this? And what league does their team play in?
>>153430596The Spengler Cup is there. Check it out next year.
>>153430683unfortunately he wont have a playoff debut as long as hes with the sharks
btw canada's ass GM is named briseboisand a zebras name is also briseboisrigged, scripted and done
Wtf is this defense. They both took the same man...
damn they almost had it there on that break away
>>153430688https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spengler_CupEven the practice rink attached to it is nice. I'll see if I can find a picture.
>>153430688>Even the practice rink attached to it is nice. I'll see if I can find a picture.
kristin della rovere almost scored she's italian
Try to jizz in my butt and see what happens to you
uhhhhhhhhhhhh why do the swiss look better?
is this the female hockey usa vs ita thread?
nuckies legend sven bear cheese???
>>153430688>Where does Davos get all their money for this?hehe...
>>153430755What are you doing watching women's hockey when canada switzerland is on
>>153430572>taqiyyaI can smell your haplotype
Damn... we're losing...
>>153430688WEF unironically
>get shutout>rewarded by getting benchedbased you know canada's coaches know it was a statistical anomaly
>>153430770yeah
>>153430787>what are you doing watching women’s hockey Fixed
>>153430697Canadian media have just been chasing their own "spicy pork and broccoli" meme since that shit and it's pretty gay to be honest.
McDavid puckhogging
>>153430768>1980
>>153430688Yeah I wonder, it's not like the entire worlds financial elite pumps money into the town every year
>>153430124Oshawa is one of the grossest cities in Canada. It's known as "the dirty 'schwa". Also, a fuck tonne of jeets and pakis have funnelled into it over the last couple of decades.
>>153430572Tampere native Aleksanteri Parkkonen.
>>153430810Canada is taking Suisse for granite
Lets go. Nastiest pp unit of all time better get things rolling here.
these red jerseys are dumb
sorry swiss, but you're about to be CHEESED!
>Divepuck
>PENALTY, said the Canadian ref
What's so good about being Swiss? Well their flag is a big plus...
SCOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>the leaf on canada's jerseys is black nowwhat did they mean by this
Textbook can opener, euro fans don't know puck
>>153430669Natural light and exposed hardwood. If you don't like it you have no taste.
MCDAVID BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
fuck bennet tbqh
>Zurich
FUCK YES MCDONALD, LETS GO. So glad he's actually shooting in this tourney and not just looking for the pass.
>>153430815Marchand looked old and slow last game
Canada are such frauds my god.
fixing it this early, for shame.
et le buuut!
are there just people continuously screaming in the crowd?
>>153430872bet this arena smells like pine
>Dean KUKan
are french canadians considered canadian during olympics?
>>153430810he earned his break what is the excuse gonna be when hellestinks sits?
>>153430860
Medpack-bros.....
ET LE BUUUUUUUUT MCJESUS GOAAAAL
THE SCORPION KING
>>153430872I can smell this picture
beautiful save
That fucking save lmao
>>153430910Canadian? They aren't even considered human
>>153430870You’re such a gerbert
>>153430895At least it's not kettle bells.
Incredible save
>>153430889>1980
Crosby got stung.
>>153430910"Canadians" are native American tribes, these Europeans are just larping
What the fuck is that noise? Are the Swiss fans whistling? It sounds like eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>153430872>natural light where?
maybe 20 years ago kiddo>shitty crosby
crosgod ROBBED by the weeb
>>153430935CFL fans didn't like this post
>>153430895I dunno, but I swear they are pumping random hockey sounds into these games. I keep hearing the sound of a puck or stick hitting a post like all game long each game. I could swear I hear phantom whistles all game long in nhl games too.
>>153430947they smuggled in Vuvuzelas
the ultimate glue guy of team usa will have the answer to the mcgodvid question
Knowing that he actually did recover in time for the Olympics did Switzerland goof keeping Bichsel off for personal reasons? Imagine all the leafs he could be checking right now.
>>153430951You can find it in the beer section of most grocery stores
Hahahahah get fucked Crosby
WHAT'S HAPPENING
Do finnshits really think they have a chance against this Canadian team? Kwab. Lucky to get a medal.
americhads i got a great idea for a chant>U>S>A
>>153430961these games are being procedurally generated by ai and they arent even hiding it
>>153430983Rent free
>>153430983We're not gonna beat up your bullies for you, little bro.
Suitzerland
everybody screeching in the crowd should be shot
USA is playing fire in this game!
Coughing baby vs Hydrogen Bomb
>>153430989Damn that's pretty good
>>153430947Whistling means they're seething about a non call by the refs BTW
>>153431011yes we are you retard
jersey would be great if the leaf was white
doughty skates so retardedly
chances of the boys having a little tilt tonight?
>>153431046I really don't understand the black
>>153430951Windows on the ends.
>>153431040I don't hear that at all. What broadcast are you watching.
>>153431036how do you do 6 with one hand?
>>153431046yeah i hate the black leaf
I bought some koestritzer because it was mentioned a bunch in herscht 07769, bretty good but I'm still an IPAs and cheap piss water guy
thompson's setup is nice
Fuck Canada
>>153431055DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH
>>153431069It should only be worn during times of mourning
>>153431049about as much of a chance as the boys having a little tit tonight (none because the condoms all ran out)
why did they demote mackinnon to the garbage line?
It's nice to hear commentators that actually know puck
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>153431089Beautiful
Will this older Canadian team to behave or can we expect gold chains, unsportsmanlike conduct, abuse of officials, rap music and whining like the junior team?
>>153431088rent free, bitch
kwabnada looking very mid, im not worried
>>153431089Gay drawing
>>153430872>hardwood>>153430896>pine
Score! wow!
>>153431089your Higuitas, your Chilaverts, your Schmids
niiiiiice
et le but, 'ar-LEE!
Ah yes, Thomas Harley from Syracuse NY, my favorite Canadian player.
Did I just see TheHockeyGuy?
>andrew ghetto
your welcome canada
CANADA GOAL SAAAAARS
>>153430910no french canadian was good enough to make the team this yearsome on /hoc/ say it's a mistake to have discarded the goat
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>153431114Crosby has everyone on their best behavior.
The McDavid line is sick.
McJesus on pace for 20 assists this tourney
>good job boys, just keep on collapsing as a five man unit in the blue paint!
looks like it's going to be a long day for the Swiss
what a beautiful pass by mcdavid.
spiritual score is still 1-0 since the refs failed to call the trip
>>153431114
imagine if gordie howe played in the olympics
>>153430977>the beer section
>mcGAWD 5 points in 2 gamesAww yeah it's in the bag bros
whats good HOC
>slovakia is the only team capable of beating current canada
this DJ on another level with the jeopardy music
>>153431185Hahaha I remember this. Some media works were assblasted about it.
>>153431126what does it smell like then?
waterboy doing waterboy things
That’s my boy Bo bringing the grit.
>>153431192modern design is so fucking depressing, and boring
>>153431114>gold chains, unsportsmanlike conduct, abuse of officials, rap music and whiningwhat was the penalty for
there was blood fuckin refs
I thought Thomas Harley was American?
>>153431218>>153431222Bosse.
>>153431238He is. He’s a Benedict Arnold
FIRE COOPER THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
leaffags BTFO
mountain kikes kek
what the FUCK
SCAAAARRRRRRRRR
Get to the intermission already. I need to reduce my toilet to a smouldering crater.
OHJNONNONONONONONONONONO
wtf horvat
>>153431199Drinking a tea, eating a Reese nougat and enjoying my day off :)
lol
skinner would have saved that
canucks legend: pius suter
DADADADADADADA MIKKEL AAGAARD DADADADADADADA MIKKEL AAGAARD MIKKEL AAGAARD
more like BUM horvat
put binnington back in right now casshitty
Habs legend Andrew Ghetto
>>153431199my leijonat :)
uh oh
this swiss team is not bad, they are definitely close to finland and sweden
>>153431214Class.
Luv me medpacksEasy as
montembeault would have saved that
leafkeks??
McDavid brings the BOOM
Switzerland is a not a real place, it is a magical fantasy land invented by the tourism industry
>the known 2 way specialist, bitch suzuki
>the city of Canada
It's over for us...
mcdavid crushed that eurosissy
>>153431202you two should unite again so you have a good team
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Wow a shutout streak of 1 game
Haha it’s over for Canada
Andrigheto used to play for my Avs
REFS SAVE US
oh I see, whistling after a play you don't like is a European thing to do as a fan I guess
>the puck's right there>you can argue interference
>>153431286Honestly I like the look of their offense. Very aggressive, they're taking their chances and they're fast on it. They just need some more coordination.
PULL THOMPSON
>>153431238He couldn’t crack USA’s roster so he went north
>>153431303Raped retard
>>153431303raped bitch
>the city of Rome
>>153431297actually a satanic stronghold with probable templar roots
>2 assists >1 goalCANADAS BEST D MAN IS A FUCKING AMERICAN ALERT
USA 1-0. Outshooting Italy 16-2. 6:20 left in 1st period
that is a disgusting act by congo chimpdavid
Mike Richter would have saved that
McGooner really wants this.
>>153431297you can be anything you want there even italian
System of a Down?
what the FUCK are they DOING
why was /hoc/ pushing so hard for thompshit to start again?
We got our shutout streak broken by a guy named Peuce Tooter? How embarrassing.
i want to stick a glove up mcmeme's face
>>153431338quick red pill?
>ioc wants Russia backeuropoorcucktrannynumale bros…… it’s over
bouchbomb>>>
/hoc/>A place for memesLove you, /hoc/>it's my favorite website>>>I was raped by the Governor of Stink Island in the chilly Easter evening of 2022>>>>Did I ever mention I was the only guy in the history of the Air Force to be medically retired on a burrito delivery>>those wheels are slippery, lad>
SSSSCARRRRRRRRRRR
>>153431370binnington derangement syndrome
>>153431359i dont think you trust...in...my...SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIDE
shitalians were a cunt hair away from being down 2-0 there
>>153431370Didnt she score like 30% of their goals?
>>153431319Canadian fans dont whistle?
McDavid is carrying these bums.
Cameraman in women's game sucks ass
>>153431370Cuz Binnington sucks
>>153431353he wants to replace gretzky drive what a patriot
>>153431370Binnington is the best goalie in the league stuck in the worst team, people too retarded to realize it
>>153431373it's actually pee pooper
>>153431403Sloppy game by the Americans, too much scissoring last night
>>153431414ogey
>>153431405Whistling is good
Based mj calling out the paid actors pretending to be swiss 'fans'
the swiss crowd looks italian?
>>153431381I thought the olympics were run by the swiss not Crees or Seminoles or what have you
>>153431414Don't talk shit about my Blues. It's been a tough year. But things will turn around.
4 nations: sweden out, swiss in
>>153431405NA fans don't whistle to the point where it drowns out all other noise and is annoying as shit
>>153431425weird
Rat in the stands, hide yo cheese!
Should’ve just used Carey Price and Luongo again. They’re probably still good.
>>153431414Shut the fuck up paperboy
>>153431443Pretty sure we defeated America in 4Nations
>>153431381nhl got interested in olympisc once they heard russia isnt therewhile not the biggest favourites, their current lineup would have had a shot to win gold, which is unaccetable for canadians
>>153431432northern italians are white
>>153431443Better idea: Can Swe Fin out, Russia Belarus China in. thats what you want right? Piece of shit
>>153431449
>>153431456yeah, and grizzly adams had a beard
MONTREALMONTREALMONTREAL OLE OLE
>>153431457Russia got banned from the 4 nations because Finland and Sweden bitched and threaten to boycott it lol the same is true for the Olympics
>>153431464Gary wants best on best
>>153431405Whistling here is just another way of cheering. Saves the voice.You don't normally boo or jeer during a game because that's a shitty thing to do. Unless the other team are communists.
SSSSCARRRRRRRR!
>>153431444do NA fans smash the Plexiglas glass and meet in parking lots or fields to best esch other up? Or any other monkey behaviour?
>>153431472Wow nice "chant" bro. >And that's the most "European" of all NHL teams
why dont the swiss fans yodel?
I never learned how to whistle kwab
>>153431469Grizzly Adams did have a beard
>>153431478meh, they wouldnt have organized 4 nations if it wasnt nearly ensured canada victory
>>153431319It's called home ice advantage, something you North Americans don't know anything about since all you only go to watch hockey as an event to eat and drink.>>153431381They won't be back until the war is over. Simple as.
>>153431409>camerawoman can't see the puck
TIMO TRUCK
>>153431500Here we only call Canadians faggots as they leave
>>153431500yeah we bang on the glass (but everybody thinks those who do are tarded)
>>153431515Retard
Shartnada on the back foot
>>153431517Do you not have a beer at a hockey game, or a snack?
I can't tell which team is which
sit down mcgayvid
>>153431500every NHL season you'll get a couple cell phone videos of drunk losers sucker-punching each other in the head but it's very rare
>>153431533Wish I still had that webm of the habs fan banging on the glass
>>153431532r e n tf r e e
Stick save by Italian goalie wew
is making mcdavid angry a good idea?
>>153431549The team that resembles shit is can'tada
>>153431539that's the truth boy. they had many years chances to arrange nhl in olympics but canada had weak roster and others quite strong. im pretty sure it has impacted these decisions
>>153431419very sloppy, could easily be up 3-0 or more if they weren't pretending this was a practice matchcan't entirely blame them though when shitaly has 2 shots the entire period
why do girls play with a full face and men dont?
post the stars kid getting punched
>>153431563There are Italians in Switzerland
I’m getting hungry again
>>153431562
marner throwing his weight around
>>153431576Because women are pretty :)
>>153431576to protect their pretty faces
>>153431548You can't take beer into the stands in the Swedish hockey. You go to the pub during the intermissions.
makar just looks out of place
>>153431564him being angry has lost 2 stanley cup finals in a row tho...
great save wow
>>153431583That happened three years ago unc
I love slampigs
crosby completely washed
>>153431576women should be covered up wallahi
>>153431594based sunrisers
>>153431457That's retarded. The tournament is much better with Russians involved. You really think we need a cakewalk to win?
>>153431594kek
>>153431600just give harley more ice time
>>153431241Stop doxing me faget
>>153431610fine specimen
If Italy-Switzerland-German were to unite they would collectively have a bit of a chance to beat Canada desu
>>153431594This literally never happened
malkin cleaning up his own creampie as we post
>>153431610she could probably outdrink you
>>153431594this is the average fan experience in europe btw, minus the in the middle of nowhere part
*post hit sound effect*
>>153431576NCAA college men's hockey has cages too, I always have to take a second to realize the highlights from it aren't women. I think a guy making $30,000 to play hockey at a shitty non-NHL level can get his face a little fucked up by a puck or a stick and not give a shit, but a girl would feel like she needs to get surgery
>>153431457Beating russia is a canadian tradition and we all miss the oppourtunity but if there's no room for our skate in their ass while they're busy stuffing it with uki drones.
>>153431633Well remember Harley was the replacement for Makar during 4nations and he did fine then. In fact we know from the playoffs when they go head to head Harley IS better than Makar.
>>153431636It's a start.
>>153431657always cracks me up
why is mackinnon skating like 1st period draisaitl
oscar timo meier wiener
>>153431653Do people watch college hockey? The only reason everyone isn't wearing a cage is because it's a spectator sport. PWHL is absolutely retarded for not realizing it
>>153431639I've been to enough NHL games sitting next to dumb-as-shit obnoxious chud stereotypes to believe that kind of stuff, but at least we don't have a lot of fan violence
>>153431656we beat russia often in olympics and nhl tournaments too, we are their kryptonitebut that being said, currently russia would have had quite strong roster. and canada had couple years back very weak roster for them
spiritual score is 2-1 swiss
Switzerland is playing good. Hopefully Team Canada can crank up the heat in the 2nd period! I am spraying water out of my ass into the toilet as I type this message.
>>153431689It's not as big as say college football but the big time schools have a dedicated following yes.
>>153431704god bless
>>153431694yeah, on planet opposite day
For some reason this shit isn’t on tv so I have to watch it on my laptop. Fucking ioc and nbc suck ass
Imagine letting to Swiss score on your LMAO!!Canadian hockey is DEAD!
I'm investing bigly in spiritual score posts
>>153431613Point per game.
>>153431639I was down in Destin visiting family when that series was happening and that shit was real. Every gas station had some redneck jeering, throwing shit at my car or trying to start a fight as soon as they saw the license plate.
>>153431704did your marner come out okay?
>first period over>still hasn't scoreSorry shark bros. Celebrini is a bust...
>>153431704I was watching the last 5 minutes on my phone unleashing on the bowl as well.
>>153431728>they're showing figure skatingKWAB
>>153431728Just plug your laptop into your TV.
>>153431338Redpilled af but yeah still luv em especially over jeetnada
this is a real barnburner
finna take massive calgary flames right now
>>153431689I watch it since it’s fun
>>153431751He is getting warmed up. Everyone knows you don't reveal your best hand at the very beginning of the match
>>153431730Switzerland is literally one of the better teams in the tourney. Can't say the same about Latvia
>mcsecondary embracing his new role as enforcer during the twilight of his careerlowkey based
proverbial underachiver kevin bieksa in place of JENNIFER BOTERILL why
>>153431779We dont call those that here
>>153431779That’s my favourite team! They are not poop! They are at least pee!
Mcbussy plowed
>>153431730switzerland always plays us tightly. you just dont know puck.
>>153431782this
switzerland always bring good teams because they have good chocolate
i would get real drunk at a game like this. try not to make an ass of myself
>>153431576To keep men out
>>153431728It's on the cock
>>153431809There are even some particular calgary denizens that would say pee is a delicacy
>SWISSIES
>>153431829You get arrested in yurop for acting so free and brave
>>153431805I'm just wondering why they don't have Biznasty monkeying around the arena for comic relief
>>153431693Yawn just stop it. They've always had these meme individuals like oven chicken and malkin the roidhead they are like niggers they can't play as a team which is why they lose to Finland with euroshitters.
>>153431829I bet you could manage that sober
>>153431794Latvia is a former USSR member and therefore spiritually better than neutral Sw*ss>>153431814Your mom played me tightly last night LMAOOO GET REKT FAG
>>153431829I'd bang on the glass and probably boo when my team gets a penalty
She blow my dick like a cello
came out as liquid toronto mapleleafs instead
>>153431869You can drink in publix in Europe, we can't here with a few exceptions
>>153431869I’m not sure that’s true. I once got hugely drunk in Lisbon and wandered the streets smoking crack with nafris and nothing happened to me.
they should let cute girl refs ref these games
>>153431728>he doesn't get cbc through a local canadian tv stationSun belter get out
>>153431869Drinking laws are more lax in Europe than in muttmericanstan
>>153431914>>153431946what a life
The women commentators are always clearly reading from a script and saying some dumb completely unnecessary fake uplifting bullshit. Can we just go back to a panel of former players and guys just actually talking.
We should get rid of gendered sports desuI want to see women get absolutely wrecked
>>153431946Not in Ireland. They are fucked.
>>153431377Short story is that Anon forgot his meds
Do the back cat mmmhhhmmmm give it up now mmmhmmm do the back cat
>>153431963just dudes being guys is what we need
>>153431872They do have in fact now much stronger individuals what they typically have, and goalies too. Im not saying they would be biggest favourites, but definitely a contender and better chances what they usually had
I gotta do a fuckin job interview in 30 minutes. This mf better give me the job if I’m missing some of this game.
wonder what bedard is doing right now
>>153431963what's annoying is when you time into women's hockey coverage it's wall to wall broads, but someone they can also seep into real hockey coverage as well and we can't bat an eye
who takes a run at timo for that big hit earlier?
>>153431990If the interviewer is Indian just walk out
Joining the cheese and cola bros with this post
what's he up to?
>>153431990>job interview at 4:30 on a fridayLiterally just be unemployed
>>153431984exactly
>>153432002macky
the birtbongs just won a gold medal, now canada has to win the tournament
>>153431990Let them know you have a team canada game to watch, so make it quick. They'll love your national patriotism. Unless they're Indian.
Why do people hate him again?
>>153432002Wilson, duh
lol swedes chirpin during curling
>>153431990Good luck! Remember to smile and give examples
>>153431994>>153432010Masturbating
>>153432030I literally couldnt give less of a shit about whatever downhill event youre talking about
damn curling drama is real
>>153431990>This mf better give me the job if I’m missing some of this gameTell him exactly that and you'll probably get the job.>>153432010Unsuccessfully trying to pry his own eyes up so he can see.
>>153432065Why couldn't he give him the stick?
tightest canadian after McTwink
>>153432058>They'll love your national patriotismYou don't get out much, do you
>>153432065he was probably trading him for weed
>>153432002Mcdavos. He's turning a new leaf as a power forward.
SCAAAAAAAAR
>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA
>>153432017Haha I almost agree. Except need money. >>153432058>>153432078>>153432104I will take all your advice.
>>153432006wtf cheese and cola? Is that really a thing over there?
>>153431990>math phd>300k startingwhere did it go wrong
>>153432073Canacucks cheated by touching the stones after letting them go then started to tell the ref to watch the Swedes.
>>153432107Olympic rules. They control the rights to the equipment for memorabilia purposes
>>153432151it's even better in Argentina, it's cheese and meat with fernet coca
intermissions arent long enough
>>153432107they dont want the fans to learn about the magnets
DING
>>153432172I get that but for a plain round Robin game? If it was for like a medal game id understand but for what's basically an exhibition is kinda ridiculous
PENULTY
Nut check
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Can't be taking these shit penalties man
marner shouldve got called for embellishment
>>153432151its not like i mix the two in a blender. cheese is usually eaten with crackers, but i prefer it on gingerbread cookies
Seeing Marner on the ice just makes me seethe
Wtf swiss stop this
>>153432175Fernet con coca is so good, I don't think it's really caught on outside of latino countries for some reason, even though fernet was a hipster trend for a while
Why is our women's team so fucking good? Do other countries not know the future is female?
Imagine unironically watching lesbians who are fully clothed and not scissoring each other
>>153432229You got to consider how greedy these people are anon
boooooooooo
MAAAAAAAACKLIN
macklin :)
>swissies
>Italian women and their 'hockey"
>>153432006>freewayuhm based?
Celebrini was the right choice if they could only pick him or Bedard
I thought that was offside.
MACKLIN "THE NEXT CONNOR MCDAVID" CELEBRINI
>>153432293No one else compares to the female collegiate system, they dominate summer olympics too
FREEEEEEEEEE BIRD
Is there a stream of the leaf broadcast? I can't stand this basic bitch broadcast
>>153432300If i comment I will be banned
>>153432316this
Canada only have one line. Zero depth.
es ist vorbei
Celebrini gonna win a cup before Mcdavid
>>153432326Thisaccurate and concise
BEDSYYYY BROSSSS NOOOOOO
Nobody can outlast this forward group
Whoever wins doesn't matter. Which professional league do non Americans and Canadians play in?????? THE NHL
MacK to Mac
>>153432313it is good. thank you based germans
whats Bed- Retard thinking right now?
bitch marner releases like a sissy
>>153432344Switzerland has 4 languages, so it has be over 4 times for it to be really over for them
now that the game is over the new plan is to injure as many canadians as possible
Mr glass strikes again
so much fucking flopping
>>153432359Bedard is close friends with Celebrini tho
>heard another ghost post ping
>>153432396binnington brought a luger
>>153432393>french>german>italianWhat's the fourth? Don't say Austrian.
>>153432396Kill them all except for Cats players
>>153432423>>153432423>>153432423New
Reinhart is the product of Paul Maurice system and Florida Panthers forward depth. He's getting easily outmaneuvered and out-muscled by NL defensemen.
canadians just got outworked
switzerland throwing shit on the ice like niggers
>>153432418Glad I'm not the only one. They are definitely pumping random hockey soundboard sounds in.
>>153431689 Not really but that’s because Hockey has a rather robust and popular minor League system more akin to Baseball. Basketball and Football don’t really have that, Football has the CFL and Basketball has the G League but they’re nothing compared to the Minor League systems of both Baseball and Hockey here in North America.
