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>Schedule:
https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/cur/x/team2-------------/team-sports-schedule-event

>Watch CBC (Canadian VPN required):
https://gem.cbc.ca/collection/olympics-curling

>Watch SVT (Swedish VPN required):
https://www.svtplay.se/os-2026-curling

>Watch YLE (Finnish VPN required):
https://arenan.yle.fi/1-76727632

>Watch NRK (Norwegian VPN required):
https://tv.nrk.no/programmer/ol-curling

>Watch ARD (German VPN required):
https://www.ardmediathek.de/

>Previous: >>153421153
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>>153432715
Anime
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can someone give me a quick rundown?
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So glad to watch this heterosexual sport instead of those fucking twink fags figure skating
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>>153432715
Jej, good pic choice OP.
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Canada-Sweden feud
>>>/wsg/6092118
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>>153432741
Canadians cheated several times over. Then they claimed it never happened and told the Swedish team to "fuck off".
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>>153432715
has your country ever cheated at the Olympics?
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leafs have always been cunts
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>>153432723
Is this maintaining contact?
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>>153432776
do you have how the match ended lol
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Boy, this Olympics sure is turning out to have a lot of controversies.
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>>153432782
Sweden come out looking like complete bitches.
>Passively aggressively """asking""" that Canada is cheating
>"I'll show you a video after the game"
>Fucks off when told to fuck off
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>>153432900
now thats a cutie
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>>153432888
Yeah I don't disagree. I would've escalated it instead of de-escalating, but I'm also not a professional curler. I'm guessing a fist fight would've led to a DQ. For the Swedish team that is. Canada can't get punished. They dindu nuffin.
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>>153432741
nothingburger, even according to the swedes

"Realistically it's not much of an advantage if it even is an advantage at all and it's not why we lost, but it's sad that this is allowed to happen in a gentleman's sport like ours and we feel like it's a burnt stone"

would've lost anyway, maybe don't give up 4 points in one end after whiffing 2 throws looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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>be c*n*di*n
>winternation
>cheat
>get beaten by a inbred island nation
What a utter humiliation
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“the cucknadian cries out as they find out you cheat” ancient chinese proverb
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>>153432990
>proud of being a nigger
a burnt stone in the first round could definitely have had repercussions
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>>153432786
Well yeah we got banned for it.
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>>153432829
No, but also gives no advantage, so you're being a fag for crying about it
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>>153432990
"he cries out in pain as he strikes you"
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>>153433131
>It isn't against the rules
>Ok it is against the rules but we didn't do it
>Ok we did do it but it doesn't matter
Just digging yourself deeper leaf.
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>>153433131
>Rules for thee
Hope you get run over by a reindeer eskimo
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>>153433162
If you're not literate enough in English to understand the original post you're quoting, don't try to debate it with me
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>>153433187
you sound like a redditor
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>>153433187
All I'm seeing is you defending poor sportsmanship for reasons unknown. Quite niggerish behavior actually.
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>>153432990
>>153433131
>>153433187
as I said:
>>153432805
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>Commit a violation
>Get called out for it
>Fly off the handle like an ape and deflect
Hmm… seems like someone is guilty.
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>>153433215
The poor sportsmanship is being a passive aggressive bitch over the most minor thing possible because you lost 3 games in a row and are now basedjak raging
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Another funny moment of the day was Norges and Chinks spending 5 minutes to try and figure out which stone took the point since the ref could not.
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>>153432805
I usually trash USA when are up against you, but you are a cool dude. Canada is a trash nation of inbred eskimos and frenchies. A dead canadick is a good canadick
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>>153433229
Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT Donald J Trump
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Swedish government officials have come out and condemned Kennedy's behaviour
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>>153433238
Please come back when you are a sportsnation, zero gold and zero impact.
When nations of gold speak, sit down and be quiet.
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>>153433294
you got raped by finland lmao
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>>153433238
>good sportsmanship is lying about violating the rules
gtfo you dishonest cunt
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>>153433238
>"Calling out a violation is poor sportsmanship! Flying off the handle and sperging out at the team calling you out is not."
Fucking amazing gymnastics there.
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>>153433274
based Swede
may the best team win in the womens's hockey final
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>>153433311
Zero golds, sit down humanoid eski
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That was actually the gold medal match. It was stolen from Sweden. Do not pay attention to them needing 3 points to win. Do not pay attention to all the wild misses that lost them the game.
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Swedish people not would rather see Marc Kennedy in jail over Trump
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>>153433187
Why are soo many Canadians such faggots, I can't wait to get annexed and we deport all you libshits to india
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>>153433495
>a fucking curling game undid decades of diplomacy between two close ally nations
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>>153433495
Give Trump the peace award after he invades Canada and drains the swamp
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>>153433694
Swamps are actually very comfortable you know
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>>153433229
>its real
wtf i love the cheeto man now
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>>153433495
wow, things are escalating quickly over there
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Tomorrow morning

Women's session 4
Italy-China
GB-Canada
Switzerland-Japan

Then Men's session 5
Czechia-GB
Sweden-China
Switzerland-Canada
Germany-USA

And finally Women's session 5
Canada-Switzerland
Japan-USA
Korea-Denmark
Italy-Sweden

Looking forward the two Canada vs Switzerland, aka the top 2 teams in the world, but also the Sweden-China, which is crucial to win for Sweden, and also for China, both teams which provided very disputed games despite their losses. Germany-USA should also be interesting, I really want the Germans to win this one
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>>153433229
Sad!
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>>153432741
>>153432888
>>>/wsg/6092118
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>>153432900
how many gallons of olympic cum do you think she's taken into her body? Every hole counts
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>>153432888
Yeah, that was really pathetic. Canadian guy definitely touched the stone twice (it made no difference mind you). So it is fair grounds for a review and maybe even disciplinary action. But the swede guy just pussy-footing around being all "do you want to see the video?!" was so pathetic.

Unironically gave me the ick.
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>>153434437
He also protested way after anything could be reasonably done about it. Likely he didn't actually notice it, video reviewers/coaches did.

Also rule-fagging because they were down 0 & 2 and desperate to stay in. The umpires realistically were never going to do anything about it.
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>>153434437
Honestly the Canadian getting angry immediately was the "ickiest" part, the Swede seemed collected, him being so upset also increases the suspicion, makes it look like he's actually guilty of something
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>>153432715
>pic
I lol'd
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>>153433229
lmao
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>>153434509
This. Keeping calm and composed, especially when you're actually fucking guilty, is always the way to go rather than chimp out.
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>>153434262
our zoomers don't do this btw
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>>153434265
reading this hurt my soul why are leafs so vulgar
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>>153434262
Who won that match?
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>>153434671
That isn't a real Canadian, that's an Indian
>inb4 Canadians ARE Indian
I respect our neighbors to the north too much to insult them like that
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Canada cursed themselves now, GB wins curling and USA hockey
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>>153434509
If Sweden didn't reject Minnesota as their one true heir we could have taught them how to effectively insult the leaf.
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>>153433679
>two close allies
you joined nato 5 minutes ago
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>>153433251
Am I understanding this correctly that curling judges are pretty much just for show?
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>>153434769
It was settled eventually, most of the time the measuring is quite smooth, but sometimes it's just the stones are just too close. China got the point but Norway won so all good.
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>>153434262
>"HOW ABOOT THAT?!"
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>>153434724
LETS GO
MIRACLE ON ICE PART 2
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"CURLERS could be here" he thought. "I've never been to the Winter Olympics before. There could be CURLERS anywhere." The cool air conditioning felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE CURLERS" he thought. The National Anthem of the United States reverberated the curling sheet, making it pulsate even as the 40000 rouble Meldonium circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of winter athletes during Olympic games. "With an approval from the National Olympic Committee, you can take part in Olympic sports anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
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>>153433495
>does nothing
>wins
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>>153434730
When did we reject Minnesota? There are tons of popular stories made about the migrants who fled to America. When I was in high school I had to write an essay on Swede Hollow.
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>>153434910
I figured you were like the Italians who think New Jersey isn't another island of theirs.
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I am watching the replay of Sweden vs Canada and the Canadians are touching the granite like 80% of the time with their finger. Maybe its just a Canadian thing.
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>>153434730
Swedish Americans are based and Fargo is the best movie ever made
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So will canada be allowed to keep cheating?
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>>153434937
mama mia the pizza pepperoni gabagool
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>>153433352
For the record, this has actually happened to me irl and got me cancelled from my online subculture. So, yes, calling out bullshit is more of a foul than responding like a wild monkey to the call-out.
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>>153434995
That's right, they're all coming back now that the leaf is exposed.
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>>153433495
>>153433679
>>153433694
>>153433723
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>>153434961
You're allowed to as long as it's a part of the initial release
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>>153434493
Probably bait,
but context is that Canada are repeat offenders, Sweden knows this and kept their eyes on them, told judges once again immediately after (afaik) it happened who also saw it but were too incompetent and pussy to do anything.
Sweden made it clear in interviews that it wouldn't have affected that round or game but that their double tap cheating culminates into an advantage for Canada in in the long run, it was rather about sportsmanship. Kennedy continuing the flaming at them in the background of one of those very interviews drove the point home.
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>>153435005
i was watching an interview of kristin della rovere, "our" hockey player
>born in canada
>studied at harward
>got an italian passport last year
i have more in common with our not-austrians sliding on ice
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>>153434995
Also I will marry Stefania to reconstitute the Roman Empire as a global enterprise this time.
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FWIW ignoring a burned rock is also considered cheating. So if the Swedes knew the rock was a burned rock as the Canadians threw it and did nothing immediately after it was thrown, that's also cheating. They threw a rock instead, so that settled the matter immediately. The refs made the right call, as there's absolutely nothing they can do if it's not raised immediately.
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>>153435041
>Della Rovere
>not from Revere Massachusetts
kind of misleading naming here, another leaf trick
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cute laugh by the German woman commentator (Eurosport) for that last stone :)
it was really close!
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>>153435000
Very true. Typical human stupidity and tribalism i suppose.
>>153435054
Fair enough. Their bad for being good faith for settling it and signing the match record and not chimping out and being drama queens themselves.
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I've heard the Swedish PM has the Flygvapnet doing an express delivery of rakes to Italy as we speak. They will be deployed shortly to Stadio olimpico del ghiaccio.
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>>153434896
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>>153435041
Does she speak italiano?
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>>153432776
NUKE THE LEAFS NOW.
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Kek wtf Canada cheating in fucking curling?
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>>153435491
Everyone has an obligation to call out burned rocks. Both teams didn't notice them at the time so it's the same as it not being burned. The attempt to get the refs to intervene was seen as petty which is why when he did that passive aggressive accusation at the end, Kennedy told him to fuck off, which he did.
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>>153435592
>everytime I intentionally burnt the rock I did not notice it
your players are scum
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>>153435592
You can F**K off. I don't give a shit.
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canada cheated but that pussy swede talked exactly like conflict-avoidant beta cucks do in this country and I hate it to see it being broadcast internationally
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Make ya seethe?
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>>153435930
>no longer have a chad as PM
>entire country falls apart
>reputation on international stage at lowest point since inception of the country
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This is front page news in all the Swedish papers btw
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>>153435491
Cheating and still lost lmao
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>>153436007
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It's bigger news than when the Wranås won gold a few days ago
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>>153436007
Good that this will put all these shit left wing anti remigration bullshit hit pieces against the government out of the rags.

Actually something we really get upset by
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Hopefully there’s lots of jeering towards the Canadians on every throw from now on during this tourney. Wish the US had another draw against Canada cuz you just know burger fans would be obnoxious af in the arena.
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>when Sven began to hate
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>>153436085
Im just glad we beat their smug cheating asses
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>>153436027
>Still lost
We didn't it was 8-6 canada
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>>153436007
>Canada once known for politeness
>Now known for cheating and swearing at the Olympics
Sad thing is he's not even from Quebec or French-Canadian like you would expect with that kind of hostility
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>>153436007
Never forget the nudgeocaust
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>>153436007
>huge brawl
are they talking about that short exchange or?
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>>153436184
Telling someone to fuck off is the worst the sport has ever gotten in the history of professional play.
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>>153436265
I don't doubt that because it seems like a very courteous sport from what I've seen
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>>153436333
until the canadians arrived, at least.
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why didn't he say anything if he saw it? like before the play is finish, just stop the play and maybe pass their turn then. instead being a smarmy bitch at the end
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>>153436447
>Asking a Euro to not be a smarmy fuck for five minutes
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Surley Sweden would have won or sumthin
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Gold incoming :)
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>>153436778
She Midwestern cute
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THE DAY OF THE RAKE WILL COME
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The one time i choose not to stay up late for curling and beef goes down
FUCK
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>>153432741
touching the rock before the hogline is fine, whats the issue here haven't seen it
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>>153437484
There's a few different accusations
1. He was still touching the stone as the front edge of the stone touched the edge of the hog line
2. He double touched the stone
3. He touched the stone on the granite
4. He did this enough that the Swedes kept begging the ref's to intervene and the ref's did nothing because they are stupid
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>Me watching the Canada-Sweden curling match
>Fast forward to the scene of cursing
>German commentator repeats "Fuck off"
Kek
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>>153437658
Hilarious, was looking through it. People can look up the rules and be experts after watching the sport once or every four years. fingers extending like Marc does in the video has happened for years. Edin wanting to make a scene at the olympics when he has played against Marc for years on the circuit in Canada is bizarre. I'm not surprised by the reaction.
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>>153432786
>you're just mad we crushed you in hockey and Fiala (unfortunately) got hurt.
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>>153437805
>>>/wsg/6092273
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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>>153434984
>Swedish Americans are based and Fargo is the best movie ever made
Can't dispute this.
Also, if you're a hockey fan go on youtube and look up the Minnesota High School hockey tournament history. Hell, go back to 1980s-1990s era videos and most of those high schools have kids with 80% Scandinavian surnames. Respect to the American North Midwest (and Canadian Northern-Ontario to Manitoba/Saskatchewan pipeline. Lots of Scandis out here including Islandics.
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DESTROYED with FACTS and LOGIC
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>>153438512
>>153433229
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>>153438512
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brehs why come i cant watch the cbc stream??? its has infinite loading.
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>>153433229
unhinged old man shitposts on his kid's computer...many such cases!
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>>153434769
Pretty much. The umpire didn't know the rules in the sweden canada match so he said there was nothing he could do.
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>>153438684
That throw isn't policed, it's been tolerated at every major curling event for decades. No shit the umpire did nothing about it.
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>>153435023
you're never allowed to touch the stone itself dumb leaf. Get raked.
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>>153438663
sorry, canadians have been rangebanned for being douchebags
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>>153432960
if you're gonna get bumped out of the comp anyway, might as well go scorched earth.
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In the past twenty four hours I've had to cut off every Canadian I've ever met online. Their disgraceful behaviour is a mockery of sportsmanship and gentlemanliness. They have ruined their reputation among the global fraternity. They will pay for this for decades to come. What I propose is that the entire Olympic curling tournament is restarted and the Canadians promptly removed. This will allow nations with honour, class and integrity to compete in place of these vile cretins.
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>>153439128
I propose to ban all Australians from /sp/
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>>153439134
If you did your job and annexed them this wouldn't have happened.
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>>153439134
if you did your job and annexed us this wouldnt be a problem
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>>153439061
what was the plan here?
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>>153439346
they got greedy and wanted to make more points with the hammer
they fumbled it catastrophically
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>>153439378
so they were trying to push away both of the yellow stones at the top? Even if they had managed to get the right trajectory that seems like an incredibly risky shot
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>>153439346
honestly not sure
i think it was this, but this still would've left orange arrow in the ring
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>>153439128
Agreed

Have they even said SORRY?
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>US women's team beats Canada for the first time in history
>Men's team immediately starts cheating
i expected nothing more from fucking leafs
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Greetings
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>everyone's ready to get swept up in the fun
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love me curling simple as
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>>153439433
How is ski jumping still going?
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>>153439446
CAM ON BRITAIN
BLANK SOME FAKKEN ENDS
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are lasses are going to get swept away today arent they

>>153439446
based
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>>153439446
didnt need to see this on valentines day
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Standings

>>153439451
they did small jumps and now it's big jumps basically
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>>153433229
leafags BTFO
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I'll be at the stadium soon, which is the premier match up this morning?
Should I watch italy exclusively for that one girl?
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>>153439489
italy china for the cuties
gbr vs canada because you might catch some cheating
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Sad to see this team isn't nearly as good as Eve Muirhead's team
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>>153439489
Make sure to watch the Canadian men and see if the other team scrutinizes them. Marc Kennedy is on a roid rage bender.
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>>153439489
Jealous, it's my dream to go to a Winter Olympics. Can you give a quick summary of what the experience is like? Do they give you any papers that tell you what events are happening where, are there lines to get into things so you have to go early, etc.
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>>153439467
So another episode of the same sport with a slight variation to become a different medal event.
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>>153439516
dont think it's that "slight" here, but I'm not a specialist
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>>153439489
sneak into the village for some athletic peepee
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oh naisu
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why is the girl with 67% tournament accuracy throwing our last stones
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Was the Chinese girl wearing blue contacts all tourney? Kinda cute
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Jiang Jiayi is 178cm. She is towering over her team. Picture unrelated.
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>>153439547
Are they strapping into ski jump skis, sitting on a bench, sliding down ice rails, and then jumping in both events?
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This Jap team is not naisu.
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>>153439596
Running/swimming events btfo
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>>153439416
maybe if orange arrow had enough side momentum it could have gone out of the way to the left while still pushing the stone on the bottom downwards
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Why is there no US match? this is the first time they've had round robin matches playing and the US wasn't in one of them
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the leafs have nice bums
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>>153439624
North US v North England is the closest you'll get right now
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>>153439609
>The 2-0 team against the 0-2 team
They're NGMI are they
I like Yoshi, but Satsuki would never
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Jiang looks like shes straight out of the Chinese Genetic Curling Lab
Great specimen
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love the clunk clunk of stones hitting stones
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why do they have to wear those whore pants for curling?
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still laughing at that call some anon made saying she looks like a fat smurf
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>>153439433
Why does pecock not have training broadcasts if they are at the beginning of the day?
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>>153439647
This Chinese team beat Canada 7-6 in the gold medal game during the Pan Continental championship last October (with US-CAN-MEX, AUSNZ, JP-KOR-CHN).
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>>153439693
>>153439489
Yeah he's here
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why the fuck do I have to pay for an additional subscription ontop of a subscription to Stan to fucking watch this. Greedy fucking cunts
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>>153439678
Ah, the beautiful English rose
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>>153439713
shes a scottish thistle
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>>153439713
Flour of Scotland*
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>>153439678
this is a 10/10 in bongland
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>>153439711
not sure who Stan is, but hope he treats you well
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>>153439618
Those are parallels of course. They vary the style and or distance to create a new event. For instance, ski cross has traditional and freestyle variations with various distances and a relay. Then they add shooting to create even more medal events called biathlon. The olympic committee got a bit carried away with swimming when they caved to the pressure to add more swimming events to pad australia's medal counts.
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>>153438542
we'll never live down the shame of giving you gold in mogul
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>>153432741
quite literally the curling equivalent of "BUT THE FIRST FEW NANOMETRES OF HIS HEAD WERE OFFSIDE"
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stefania status? how did that happen?
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Stef just had two absolute shit curls to end that end
If you were her coach, how would you wake her up?
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The Italian curlier girls are pretty.
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The Italian team are so beautiful! But so retarded, jesus christ
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>>153439750
i'd give her a bowl of spaghetti that i spilled out of my pockets
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sophie jackson is a dairy farmers daughter her dad milks 500 cows
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>>153439750
Did she poop today? She might need to poop.
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>>153439748
Truth is mixed doubles just takes much less skill and is not related to actual curling. Her medals are essentially fraudulent.
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what was china and japan thinking only bring hags? Surely, they can't expect me to cheer for them
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So is USA out of the round-robin? I don't see them on the schedule.
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>>153439838
they play in 9.5 hrs time
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>>153439815
If only we could take a big whiff of her bum after a fresh poo.
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>>153439838
Yeah they gave up and left
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>>153439822
>your curlfu is a mixed doubles merchant shitter
no it's not true!
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they fucked the ice
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>>153439863
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>>153439861
No they don't. They play again on the 15th. Kill yourself
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The Legendary Saga of Curling
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truth nvke: mathis is the best italian curler
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>>153439838
The canadians accused them of cheating so they were barred from the tournament while the IOC does an investigation.
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>>153439863
>t. >>153439693
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>>153439497
Should have went with Team Henderson
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wait, one of canadian name is FLEURY?
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tbqh bros, I would
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>>153439496
>China
Bugpeople are gross dess
>>153439507
Just watching the girls today
>>153439511
Lol no. It's not hard to figure out though.
They do have info points everywhere.
>>153439551
I'm american shaped and autistic, that ain't happening
>>153439893
Lolwat we play Japan at 1900
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>>153439940
>Please do not
Please do not what?
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so why is such a tight form fitting pants necessary in this sport?
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constantini looks tired
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>>153439957
women just like them chud
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>>153439939
Kind of woman to corrupt and blackmail some Westoid politician
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>>153439940
you have to get down there and tell stefania many people are counting on her she needs to stop fucking this up
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>>153439940
>Lolwat we play Japan at 1900
This must have just recently come out, I (and other anons apparently) checked and saw it say we miss today. Kill yourself also
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what is wrong with this woman
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>>153439983
apologise
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>>153439983
No no, Team USA announced they left the tourney because Mr. Donald John Trump personally stomped a Somalian kid in the head or something. It's over.
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>>153439511
>>153439940
I skimmed, didn't really read.
You get digital tix thru the app, you really don't get your hand held but it's simple and they have info points everywhere.
Ivs been checking the website for other event results and timing.
Ofc there are lines just like any other sporting event
>>153439953
Quote the wrong fella?
>>153439983
This has been the schedule for weeks you goddamn retard
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>cortina runs out of condoms
>italian team playing like ass
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Great Britain Canada Womens Curling, testing my first attempt at webming, audio: >>>/wsg/6092390
Using Ubuntu on a 12 year old Ideapad potatoe
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>our lead has 71% accuracy
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>>153440005
>Quote the wrong fella?
no, was referring to your image
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>>153440017
looks good. you have a replay buffer on linux?
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As I wake up for the morning draws I am still filled with unabridged rage over the Canadian cheating scandal.

Still waiting for World Curling to hand down the ejection of them from the tournament

Now I really know how the English felt in 86
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I thinking following curling is the highest calling a man can strive for
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that braid haired milf on team canada can sit on my face
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>>153440001
most hilarious french attempt at wit
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>>153440061
we have to find anon in a crowd shot before this is over
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>>153440005
>This has been the schedule for weeks you goddamn retard
Damn that must have been why multiple people thought the same thing genius, your brain is perfectly functional clearly
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Oh lol.
Well you know what it's for
>PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE CAMERA

Yknow guys I'm trying to look for the Italian realfu but the big brit has a gravitational pull.
She really doesn't want to sweep does she?
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>>153440017
use 2-pass mode to get rid of the artifacts at the beginning
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>italian girl named "the dessert"
is there even a word for suffering in italian?
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>>153440073
Top row above the blank ice
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>>153440037
good morning, fuck Canada
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>>153440114
he wants to get caught
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>>153439452
>jap girl does the tiny asian penis gesture
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The Rape of Japan
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it annoys me to no end that Peacock won't offer multiview on these early matches.
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>>153440035
No, just recording live, using SimpleScreenRecorder, but had to then push the initially very low recording volume up to max 153% with pavucontrol.
audio: >>>/wsg/6092393
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>>153439953
Probably don't lean over the edge or something.

But obviously the real answer is masturbate to the women.
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Pretty cool angle for that Swiss double take out there
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>>153440160
cute
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>>153434692
you really shouldn't respect people that don't even respect themselves
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>>153440173
Is it just me or do they have big ears?
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>>153440073
>>153440114
>>153440129
Damnit guys I just want to watch some the girls handle some stones and shitpost, not ID myself
>>153440124
Buongiornio and fuck Canada to you too
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>>153439822
kek, yet she got insane follower boost
simps deserve their fate
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>>153440063
It's a second nature, really.
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Is this how England felt in 1986?
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>>153440208
and 2010
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>>153440208
the english werent losing 7-4 when they had their meltie thougheverbeit
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Italia fans holy
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Is India good at curling?
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>>153440193
it's a little known but prominent trait, especially in old age
still would
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>>153440254
is mexico?
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>>153440254
unfortunately the lane reminds them too much of a street and their instincts take over
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>swn say linea larga to you
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canada suck lol
britain stomping them right now
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>Canada
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Naisu
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>leafs

oh no no nono
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NAISU
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>>153440316
It was revenge for Sweden and a lot of other things.
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Well nicely done Japan eventually, Switzerland with a great shot before to minimize the losses.
+2 Japan, 3-3.
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>>153440316
They're too nervous to cheat this round
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>>153440316
good
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I've loved curling ever since my uncle started using it to smooth over my secret buttrapings and mouthrapings he always wanted. When it came to curling, he was like my second father
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What determines whether they get the home or away jerseys?
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keep me up to date with the score, i'm watching slalom
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There are a lot of rodent phenotypes in curling. Most teams have their own it seems.
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>>153440358
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>>153440372
It depends on if they're the home or the away team.
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he Chinese HARDs sound really desperate and needy.

prime muh dick material
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r/curling will never be the same
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>>153440358
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Cam on Scotland score some goals
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>>153440384
ok
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OHKEYH
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My dick twitched when the Scottish girls were shouting 'hard' and 'keep going'
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why do we have to keep up this charade that fucking hard is better than fucking softly?
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Halftime for Italy-China
China scores 1, 4-3 in its favour (preshot).
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>>153439863
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When’s the big strong Canadian man next playing. Loved watching that big strong alpha but down the beta.
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>People are now closely watching Canadian curlers' techniques
>Their girls turn shit overnight
Really makes you think.
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>>153440475
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>>153440106
>use 2-pass mode
on record? Simplescreenrecorder uses Video codec libx264 with default single pass options preset=superfast,crf=15,keyint=1. I do use 2-pass when re-encoding to fit 4chan limits.
I'm now testing libvpx-vp9 "arnr-maxframes=7,arnr-strength=4,arnr-type=centered" but it gives severe frame loss - my laptop is not up to this heavy work.
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I was told yesterday that you don't just want to score one and give up the hammer.
China though?
>>153440447
As if you know the difference
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>>153440492
You don't want to but Italy forced them into it. Only Lee Harvey Oswald could have blanked that end with one stone.
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>>153440017
>>153440160
she a cute too
i like girls
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>>153440447
it's a false dilemma. You're supposed to do it both soft and hard in the same sex session, it's supposed to be about 70% hard and 30% soft.

t.good sex haver
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>>153440481
weird coincidence
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>>153440348
Going forward var needs to be added to any Canadian games. More infractions and they should be replaced the next time around with a more honest nation, like Kenya.
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>>153440503
Oswald just spammed shots like his handlers told him to, no precision or accuracy there
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Fuck sex.
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>>153440475
are they going to quit again?
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>>153440543
I don't think it's real. They just made it up.
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This Chinese team is the best yellow fever spreader. The Japanese team is washed, the skip looks like some old lesbian, Rapinoe-tier.
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My USA women's curling team would obliterate Shitaly, I'm afraid
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>>153440553
Its real but not as amazing as I thought it would be.Had better jerk off sessions
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>>153440523
Getting watched intently changes how people act.
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Guys I'm paying attention to the great noodle war like I've been instructed, but quietly on the opposite side the swiss and nips are also in a good game?
Are either of those teams worth the time?
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>>153440583
The chinese have only one qt
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Ohmiya Anna is the rodent of the team.
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>>153440594
well they better tell audience to stop watching them
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I'm impressed that no one ever accidentally hits the stone while they're sweeping frantically.
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>>153440610
Jiang Jiayi is an instant beauty. Han Yu becomes cute if you look at her for a while.
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>>153440629
they do
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>>153440629
It does happen, in fact. Once or twice in the mixed competition.
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>>153440490
5th end: Audio: >>>/wsg/6092412
Back to single pass, so you'll have to live with the artifacts.
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>>153439711
>paying to watch streams
grim
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Anybody ever trip over a stone?
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>>153440589
have you ever done it with someone you love or at least feel some attraction to?
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>>153440671
Yes but not curling I was just walking outside.
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>>153440671
I don't think those people make it to Olympic level anon
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>>153440628
That's not the same.
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anybody ever get a stone stuck up their ass?
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>>153440583
There's a cute Japanese girl in the ski event, on the other hand.
https://www.instagram.com/nakao_haruka/
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>>153440711
Yes but not curling I was just walking outside.
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>>153440641
that's called coping
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constantini needs to kiss my weenie
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>>153439496
She looks like the kind of woman to shove a hook in your ass and then jerk you off while wearing thick rubber gloves.
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Was that the Chinese girl panting hard? This is way too much.
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Reminder that Mark Kennedy did nothing wrong
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I wouldn't be too shocked if they did
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>>153439416
Could this have worked if they angled it like the red arrow or would it have been going too fast?
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>>153440583
>The Japanese team is washed, the skip looks like some old lesbian, Rapinoe-tier
The Japanese skipper is the best looking girl in the competition. Love me some classy hags.
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>>153440794
Perhaps, but I don't know who Mark Kennedy is?

Marc Kennedy however, CHEATER, FOUL LANGUAGE USER, LOSER
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>>153440794
we can do no wrong, ever.
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>>153440797
you always have the best webms hungry
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>>153440816
She's a tryhard, no class at all.

>>153440797
Nice webm, thanks.
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>>153440794
fuck off
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>>153440836
>>153440823
Feathering the rock isn't cheating, it's been done at every major competition for decades which is why the refs didn't call it you FAG
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>>153440711
You got to watch out for ice burn and a bruised tailbone and the form is a little awkward. But the handles are quite smooth so only a little bit of lube is required.
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>>153440842
Touching the granite is violation.
Not calling it is cheating.

>it's been done at every major competition for decades which is why the refs didn't call it you FAG
Refs are only there as a measuring tape. Players are meant to police themselves which is what has allowed Canada to cheat for decades.
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>>153440794
Remember that the c in canada stands for cheaters.
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>italian coach doesn't speak italian
this is an unexpected development
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The proper etiquette would be to stone Marc Kennedy to death for his insolence, inshallah
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She looked disappointed at what the coach suggested.
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>>153440842
You are only allowed to release the stone with the handle
CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT
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>>153440872
Unexpected as in highly expected
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>>153440867
>>153440868
>>153440873
Nobody started crying about this until they were about to lose their 3rd game in a row
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>>153440873
based swede
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>>153440883
is he a mercenary l*af?
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swiss katy perry looking bitch
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>>153440884
that doesn't change the fact that you cheated though
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>>153440884
It was brought up at the second end of that game. A Canadian player even came over to the umpire and said Sweden were double touching as well (confirming Canada was aware it was a violation).
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>>153440893
Nah he's a Swede lol. Couldn't you tell from the accent as an American?
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>>153440884
the game was wide open at that point you dishonest rat
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>>153440893
Well the italians aren't cheating, so that would indicate no
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>>153440914
>7-4 in the 9th frame trying to steal 4
>wide open
lmao seethe faggot
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>>153440908
>>153440906
The umpire was watching the hogline from when the Swede complained in the 2nd end onwards

NO VIOLATIONS WERE CALLED

That's why that faggot on team Sweden was FUCKING SEETHING in the 9th end when they were about to lose because they suck shit and missed a bunch of throws in a row
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>>153440884
"Nobody started crying about this until Lance Armstrong won his 7th Tour de France"
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>>153440884
They called it back in the 2nd round already. Also this is not about gaining an edge in this particular match, it's about exposing your scummy team when the world is watching.
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>>153440913
I was more focused on my shitpost than listening to the end of his cutscene advice.
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what was that jap hag doing
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>>153440927
>NO VIOLATIONS WERE CALLED
The ref confirmed he didn't know the rules and didn't want to call anything since they're meant to be hands off.
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>>153440927
the refs did not even know the rulebook you fucking cunt
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>>153440932
Who are you quoting?
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>>153440933
There was an official watching the hogline when the swede complained onwards

The pussy was passive aggressive SEETHING in the 9th end because the refs told him he was being retarded

>>153440946
>>153440949
Wrong, they had a different guy watching the hogline
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>Leafs and embarassing themselves
Name a more iconic duo
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>>153440951
me
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>>153440927
>it's not cheating if no one calls it out
ok



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