USA EditionPrevious >>153448861
First
First for Swayman
i want to beat canada as much as the next proud american, but can we all celebrate celebrini for a bit? we’re witnessing history with him. in awe of this lad
first for total canacuck death
>>153451545JT Miller reduced to Team USA bag carrier
>>153451589he's the next crosby. he's carrying the sharks to playoffs
>>153451545usa burn in hellfire
>>153451449>>153451460>>153451462>>153451475>>153451480My bad, Team USA does include seven(7) academic athletes>Joy Dunne, Laila Edwards, Caroline Harvey, Tessa Janecke, Ava McNaughton, Abbey Murphy, Kirsten SimmsPlus, technically, Claire Thompson for Team Maplestahn is still going to NYU Medical School
>>153451589gays not welcome
>>153451566welcome to /hoc/ malik!
Less golds than Brazil. KEK Leafs learn their place
Hey burgers will you beat Danes by over 3 goals?
>>153451647they'll win gold in mens hockey, the only sport that really matters
>>153451647Fewer my American friend
>>153451653we will shut out the Danes
>>153451626cope everyone is welcome :3
>>153451647Holy jumpin' canacucks BTFO kwab how can they ever recover?
>>153451626you wouldn't say that to crosby and mackinnon
>>153451672this Plus, Team USA will take the Women's Gold, The only Olympic sport Your Mom cares about
>>153451672It's up to you eagleland to beat them frauds!
>>153451735Yeah Cindy's head looks like Barry Bonds at his juiced peak.
lately my marners have been quite orange
USA edition?? Denmark is also playing
>>153451779he's natty >:(
>>153451809sorry latvia, I'll make the next thread about legos
canada will win with a bunch of uncs and the young goat macklin lightin the lamp
>rapey is posting and for this reason, I'm out
>>153451545what is marv from home alone doing there
>>153451763thanks for the support, malik but we're underdogs
It's insane how insecure and passive aggressive leafs areCheated in curling too kek
go usa
>>153451926cunts murdered Fiala too
Wtf they aren't broadcasting the men's hockey in Finland or what? Fellow Finnish niggers is this real life
>>153451971very angry about the jeetification of their lands, they lash out indiscriminately
poo s alol
>>153452043Check yle areena, should be there
>>153452043they already played ukko-retard
>>153451971Sad to hear this
The gym better have this game on TV
>>153452096You could request that they put it on
>>153452043surprised it wasn't broadcast on any finnish channels
USA is my only friend now, i hope we don't meet in the playoffs
>>153452118I'll send them an email right now
SAAAAAAR HE DID NOT TOUCH THE STONE SAAAAAAR
>>153452138>USA is my only friendr-really?
fuck cucknada saars
Why are you guys being such jerks?
>>153452138What is the response about todays game in your country
>>153452138ill root for you too bro. if edvinsson played, things might’ve been different
>>153452215sorry canada. I still love you <3
These guys name their sons 'Dick'. It's a free country!
SAAAAAAR DO NOT INSULT OUR LEAFIZZAT SAAAAR
>>153452215this place is usually really nice, but it goes to hell when you guys or swedes are playing
>>153452225Raymond is there though or do you have a thing for Ed
>least schizo leaf
>>153452138Thanks Sweden
Dane bro's tonight we slay the mutts
uh Italyposters
USAUSAUSA
>>153452138Nice, we'll tell Trump to invade you last.
>>153452119>>153452084>>153452073Nvm it's still 40 minutes away I thought it would start soonertAlso Finnish women will play quarters against Swissies at the same time
>>153452043Because the wahmen are losing
>>153452272do you think your players have extra motivation because greenland or they dont really care
>>153452290He'll love it there. Everyone is orange in the summer (except for the brown ones).
>>153452310They are millionaire chads meetings up and having fun playing their favorite sport I don't think they have even thought about it once
>>153452375Preach sister
making good pizza at home is a lot harder than you'd thinkgotta give credit to all the dirty lazy italians who figured it out
>>153452257i like my dwings and edvinsson is a promising young blueliner. hopefully a young nik lidstrom
>>153452375who the fuck is that??
>>153452375I agree. I propose instead of gendering the sport and calling it "women's hockey" we use the neutral and more accurate title of "shit hockey".
Finland has 2 medals in these olympics (bronze)
denmark can win if they score more than usa
>>153452310most of them are illiterate retards that cant even read a newspaper and only watch 5 second vertical videos
>>153452413dont forget the pineapple
>>153452447but they wont
I went to a hockey game and a... another hockey game broke out or somethingI don't remember how it goes
>>153452375They literally refer to it as men's hockey. Why are these people just flat out lying?
How can canada recover its izzat from being behind brazil and cheating at curling? Will injuring other hockey players somehow help?
>>153452449Well yeah they are hockey playersall glazing aside the biggest evil fucktards I knew personally were hockey players
>>153452447no shit, sherlock. I doubt it will actually happen, tho.
>>153452416I thought you meant you wouldn't cheer for the Swedes if Ed was there
>>153452375Shut up cunt
>>153452447wtfdo the danes know about this hack???
>>153452507Ehlers brought that arcane voodoo knowledge back to them from his stint in the New World
Ribs are ready, but dont think i will watch the game tbdesu. Shorttrack it is tonite, see you fags tomorrow
>>153452447Didnt work for us
I don't like the meme offenseman bullshit but Hughes is definitely the best one out there.
>>153451735based Rat double groping
>>153452549>erik gudbrannson>my kind of dmanjen
>>153452375I think in all these sports where wahmen claim muh discrimination there should be a man vs woman championship. But no different rules or playing soft.
>>153452216TOTALKOLLAPSEXTRAno but i dunno really haven't checked after this game, but on the biggest swedish forum people think their perfromance overall has been limpdicked
>>153452467I think this would be more about stuff like league play, where there are usually separate names and the women's version usually puts women in the name. Some have moved away from this practice, probably since it can be understandably annoying to highlight the separation.At the Olympics, this obviously doesn't matter since they name everything equally.
>>153452375>from:username pwhloh no not again
>>153452603>>from:username pwhlwhat
>>153452542What are you druking gerbro?
>>153452359Hockey pays that good in Denmark?!
>continental league>call it pacificwomeme are fucking retarded
>>153452590That's a fucking great idea, bro! We would fuck them up!
winner gets greenland
>>153452216here you have what swedes talk about translated ofc not a word about the line goal thinghttps://sportnet.sme.sk/spravy/hokej-slovensko-svedsko-raymond-reakcie-zoh-2026/
>>153452590She's not claiming discrimination. The 'male' championships are already open to anyone in many cases. Even the whole trans athletes drama is only there because it's the women's game that is more overtly sex selective because the point was to keep men out to create a level playing field for women because the existing competitions were full of dudes.
>>153452683>smeI dont read libtard shit
>>153452599the earlier women's league NWHL (national women's hockey league) changed its name to PHF (premier hockey federation) both to appease its base of about 100 psychos on twitter who think it's bad to call women's hockey "women's hockey," and to try to win back the >50% of players who boycotted their league because as the NWHL, they cut salaries in half and probably overall treated the players worse than shit-tier men's minor pro leagues
>48 hours later>sweden is still having his little meltieKWABOTY
Finna slam 14 beers tonite frfr
>>153452590It wouldn't be competitive at all like men's team Italy would beat all the women's hockey teams harder than Finland beat them. Tbh good 13 year old juniors would beat all the women's teams too.
>fourfull draw at Robert Morris University Island Sports Center
>>153452741* total canacuck death *
>>153452744go nuts unc
>>153452620there is a subset of female hockey fans who literally only use women's hockey to virtue signal, they don't watch it, they don't support it, they can probably name fewer players than people here, but they have five favorite NHL teams and probably write gay sex fanfic about macklin celebrini. If you're Too Online it's pretty easy to recognize the type
>>153452759I can with confidence say, my sons u13 team would beat our female national team
>>153452797OK, saar.
>saaars calling anyone else shitskinstop kek
>>153452739Yeah. I think a name change is pretty harmless. It's not like no one can comprehend a thing involving women unless you put them in the name, and it might make some people happier. Treatment of players is a whole other issue though.
>>153452744https://youtu.be/nMpxb-PsEss
>>153452744Got 12 Karhu on the balcony getting chilled
>>153452744my niggy. let’s have some beers
>>153452817okay jorge
>>153452625Drinking some River (aldi) cherry coke and Turmbräu
>>153452850One of my bear exploded last night, dont forget then and be safe
Winner gets Greenland, loser gets Alaska, deal?
>>153452878you exploded a bear? that's animal cruelty
>>153452871Nice enjoy your evening>>153452878Yes, gonna wait a couple of more minutes and then move them to the fridge
>>153452803I've actually played a similar game against our women's top league's top team and we won despite them being physically bigger than us. I think we were 12.
>>153452897winner gets both but you can have one of the dakotas
>>153452897i doubt trump would trade alaska for greenland, it's too close to his russian buddies
>dime draw at Robert Morris rinkladypuck is fucking crazy
why doesnt norway play hockey?
>>153452930Oh we're taking Elle then
>>153452700>She's not claiming discrimination.So what is she complaining about?>women can never just have a tournamentSo she wants a tournament where anyone of any gender can play? That would end in absolute disaster.>women can never just be a hockey player they're a women's hockey playerno they aren't you stupid fucking cunt, if you ask a female hockey player what sport she plays she says hockey not women's hockey.
>>153452949remember tollefsen?
>>153452949I mean they "do" but they're not great. Just checked they're 12th on the IIHF ranking so should be better than Italy at least.
guess ill make a frozen pizza
>>153452949They do, I just watched a whole game day for Norway>Oilers lost =(
>>153452850For me, it's the Olut-beer (Beer-beer)
i cant name a single of our players but im so ready is this the thread or what
>>153452963>what's she complaining about?about how a lot of sports stick a 'women' in the name instead of just being a regular name? this isn't difficult>point no one is makingcan't help you there>another point no one is makingcan't help you there eitheranon are you drinking this evening?
>>153452949they only care about skiing. countries that are good at hockey like sweden or finland or czechia have hundreds of rinks, norway has less than 50.
>>153452994wish i could rip a couple minttus rn
Jack Eichel spotted with blue tape on his chest going down towards his groin, very suspicious
>>153453018Yes, welcome newfriend
My Grammy and Grampy came to America as poor Danish farm kids. They’d be so proud to see me cheering for team USA.
im drinking water
>>153453046>Tape up the whole chest That's one hell of a tuck job
>>153453050what were their surnames
>>153452994That can was super aesthetic, will try and get my communistalchohol store to import some. Is it any good?
Denmark is great. They give East Euro youth free money to study in Denmark for free, then youth stays in Denmark to build a business, a family, stuff like that. Way to go, partner!
isn't this the speech from rocky 3?
>>153452375Who else is tired of seeing dysgenic females use avatars of Sabrina Carpenter, Taylor Swift and Billie Eilish to make fun of people?
>>153453068
>>153453094Sørensen and Jensen
hard to believe brock nelson turns 50 this year
>>153453095It's a Lidl in-house brand so you can't get it. It's the cheapest beer you can buy at 1.03€ a can and pretty drinkable.
2 Canadian refs, fix is in.
LET'S GO DENMARK
>>153453095It's horrible but I guess you like karhu which isn't much better. I don't think any Finnish beer is particularly good. I only trust German and some Czech ones. t. snob
Danskjävlar
got your freebird posts lined up?
>et la but en Laval
what part of U S and A are you guys from
Denmark have any superstars?
>>153453172Behead leafs, crush leafs in a compactor, beat leafs with a tire iron, drown leafs in maple syrup
>Sweden in third place and Slavackia first before us and BinlandUtter disgrace. They shouldnt bother coming home.
Hold still Amerifarts. Not only do we live rent free in your president's head, we will in every hockey fan too.
>>153453171Ahh ok, then I will get my finnish co-worker to bring me some.>>153453199I only buy Karhu when going on cruises. It works to get you druk.
>>153453235south side chicago
Oh no
>amerisharts
kek
Based Greenlandians
Otter could have stopped that
im watching womens hockey
burgerbros???
>>153452375Women are free to invent a sport. Then when they out of charity(I’m sure they’d do this right) pay to set up a men’s league, it would be called the men’s league. So the real question is why are women so incompetent they’ve never invented a sport despite having way more free time.
>>153453266>we live rent free in your president's headthe opposite is true
>>153453235One of the whitest parts you can find here embarrassingly pale
>poosa
Even though the women suck they look kinda cute playing out there. It makes me smile like watching children play. Silly women with their pony tails.
>>153453266based
its over
>they didn’t dress Otter Well you get what you fucking deserve I suppose. Fuck you, Bill. Gonna rape your shit team in the playoffs
>Kicks the puck in>"Yeah, that's fine, play on"See, I told you this was the political statement game.
yea JT Miller!
>>153453292Who is the cutest finnish female hockeyplayer?
>American goaltending
>>153453293Just some sportsmanship we don’t like beating little guys up
>>153453327
challenge that shit wtf
>>153453235West of the Mississippi East of the Rockies
>mutts are literally africa tiertoo easy
USAbros…
>>153453308I've warmed up to them aswell. I ranted like a mad man at the lunch table in my office about how worthless women's hockey and and football is but perhaps I was too harsh.
>>153453339ronja savolainen
Eichel blows man we’re nowhere close to Canada
Wtf Danmaag in the lead already will it be a kino game
>>153453339all of them
Why is the thread so slow?
good job kikel
Sogaard...
>>153453405Shit teams
scaaaaar
>>153453405I’m eating
>>153453405Amerifats stunned by that goal, please be respectful
>>1534534054chans is dying
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153453383this desu
>>153453405/hoc/ doesnt attract tranny posters like nfl or cfb games
Where are all of the goals?
11:0
USA USA USA USA
AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
USA wins 1-1
>>153453405I’m watching da game
BOLDY SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>153453298>he's never snuck into secret women's business for the knockout rounds
Please rape us, Americhads, and then please relieve us of Gr**nland
And we’re back
nice usa
>>153453383>ronja savolainenI will mostdef wank my swedish sausage to this later tonight
wrap arounds are always kino
>seething Danes holding Greenland flags thereKWAB
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
>scoreless ladydraw in Milan
Eurofarts.... our headstart.... our virtue signalling....
pindosi pidarasi blya jebanutie
Inb4 double digit scoring
Americans doing manlove on ice.
>>153453459Good goyim
Quinn Hughes is the best American player
Leaf refs are so fucking scared right now
>>153453508no shit
>>153453383Stop trolling man the autistic girl I saw posted on yli was cuter
Denmark can't do a fucking line change properly
>USA, 21, 2 minutes for being American
How did the Kings organ player get the Olympics job?
Should be 5 on 3>>153453520No need to be rude sir…
>>153453522definitely isn't
Do Danes think they’re the pucks?
I miss Adam Fox on the team
>>153453171>1.03€wtf thats double the cheapest available beer here
if I were a trillionaire I'd have Bon Jovi playing on a hover stage following me around as I went about my day.
>>153453508Sad
>>153453527p much
era
Wow the officiating sucks in a iihf game who would have thunk'st've
>>153453522Why does it look like the just mirrored her face? She cute though. I want a finnish dommygf who will curse me in finnish
>>153453517As it should be.
>>153453559Sorry that we have taxes.
>the state of Denmark
>>153453507Danish media and general population have been insufferable this past month>USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>153453559Yeah, the government thinks people will stop drinking themselves to death if it's expensive as fuck. They'll never stop me
>>153453557the list of players Guerin left home is insane
>mfw no one every chants DEE EEE ENNN! DEE EEE ENNN!!!!
>where da hood at
>>153453602Because it's D A N, genius.
why are mutts seething ITT? shouldn't you be able to clear Denmark easily?
Could he have saved team Italy?
>>153453616Hopefully not
>>153453095no it's disgusting
>>153453579>>153453595How big is the can? 0.5 or 0.3?
>>153453616They haven't figured out a way to cheat in this yet.
>>1534535501C too
>>153453616We’re not bad guys
why doesn't denmark simply use this as an opportunity to accidentally behead a few americans
>>153453459>>153453590VPN off right now Juan
>>153453632no
WINNER OF THIS GAME OWNS GREENLANDSOON TO BE RENAMED RED WHITE AND BLUE LAND
>>1534536260,33l 4,2% so it's watered down as well
>USA plays>everyone on /hoc/pays attentionliterally the PROTAGONIST of /hoc/
>>153453640They should!
Why are there no Black players?
>>153453459If you legally agree to send me personally one (1) beautiful blonde Danish wife, I will allow you to score one (1) more point this game.
>>153453616>Hold still Canada I'm not done just yet We were all Danish that great summer day
>>153453661oof, i was talking about 0.5 cans earlier... now i know why finns are so depressed
>>153453668Seth jones got hurt a few weeks ago
>>153453663more like the special ed retard of /hoc/
>>153453640Paki pls
>>153453645Seething eskimo
>>153453649Loser gets Alaska
>>153453559We know you live in heaven. How much is Weihenstephaner there? Here it's over 4e.
Why aren't the nationally televising such an historic game with the massive country Greenland on the line in a winner take all
>>153453536Everything about LA is based af
>>153453640لا بد أن يكون الأمر محزناً للغاية بالنسبة لشخص من الدنمارك
>curling mentionedits over for canada they are exposed now
>>153453663Interesting games have already been played. This is like eating cold fries (a metaphor you might appreciate :)
mfw I'm Long Beach, CA
>TkachukI'm fairly sure that this guy is illiterate and just misspelled a real name.
>>153453713AAAIEEE SO TRUE HOLMES
Just woke up, did we win?
>>153453725snoop d-o double G is from there
this dude's hands are completely frozen it seems
>>153453738Im sorry Pekka...
>>153453738haven't even scored yet
wait.. did they start the game 1-1 just for fun?
>>153453616Ready for your jeets saaaar?
>>153453725mfw I'm from Short Beach
>>153453738No
>euro fans in any given game>chanting, singing, jumping, cheering>usa fans>sitting quietly and looking braindead what gives?
>Conceding a goal against a bunch of plumbers and carpenters
Kings organ player is the GOAT organ players
>>153453760>mfw whites are a minority in Europe
>>153453766Cheering is for retards
>>153453725I am from metric longbeach
>>153453766paying for your security and prescriptions and government gibs takes a lot out of a person
>>153453766Go to choir practice if you wanna sing Faggot this is sports
>>153453766>why aren’t Americans as attention seeking as euros??
>>153453760>canada>trying to bant about jeets??????now THAT is just silly!
>>153453766There's no Americans in the audience, since they all thought that the Olympics were being held in Milan, Minnesota.
>>153453780EVROPA HVS FVLLEN
>>153453793almost as silly as amerimutts thinking they are whiter than other countries
>>153453766Americans have banging on the glass kino
>American2
SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
Games should start at 10:10, first team that gets to 0 wins
SCAAAAAAAAAAR
>>153453826Literally rigging it.
SWAYMAN WTF
Jesus Christ gayman sucks
Please pull Swayman what the fuck was that
NOOOOOOOOOO
>american goaltending
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Lmao Swayman
get this shitter out the net!
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH
>gaymanAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nice save dickhead LOLOLOLOL
the west has fallen
Ok im watching now
ROFL at GAYMANXDDDDDDDDDDDD
Wow, great job Swayman.
>>153452272
pull swayman
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK>swaymeme
Its actually over. Nobody is going to beat the leafs this year. I was hoping for the americans but this is a colossial fuck up.
JFC sit (((Swayman))) the fuck down. What a bum
That looked kind of hard to track not gonna lie
Jensen beating the Americans.
Swayman ballwashers on fucking suicide watch
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AMERIKEKS
SWAYMANWHAT THE FUCK WAS THATHOLY CHRIST
SHITSHITSHIT/HOC/s LAUGHING AT US USA BUNKER THREAD NOW
I go to game to waste money and act like feral chimp
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>AMERIGOY GOALTENDINGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAHA
it's over
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAH
>swayman
We suck. Get rid of everyone and call up college kids.
If i was at the game i would jump down to bang on the glass. The nhl players would like that
Ameribros whats going on
does denmark support israel?
Hockey isn't exactly a full time occupation in Denmark, so most of these guys took time off their normal jobs to be here. But hey a free trip to Italy
Should have invited Quick
>losing to librarians and school teachersAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY FUCK AMERICA SUCKS AT HOCKEY
Literally have to be carried by Wild
>KWABing to denmarkunfathomably grim
Wat
ITS OVER THIS GOALIE A BUM
Sir, a second puck has hit the net.
AHHHHHH SAVE US TRUMP!
>AMERICANTSKATES THOUGHT THEY WERE BETTER GOALIES THAN BINNINGGODAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153453920Retard
disappointed by USA to be honest. I thought you would win by AT LEAST 5 goals
>>153453602>>153453615It's actually ال دن ك
LETS GO DENMARK
>meanwhile womens game 0-0 semen slurper
Come on now, it's just Denmark/Greenland
>SwaymanHAHAHA
>>153453235a state without an nhl team :/
When are the finnish females going to score? And when will I get to score with them? And how do you score? And what is to score?
>>153453938INVADE DENMARK NOW
>>153453888
>>153453943It's true. Ehlers is a plumber in Århus
USA BROS TO THE BUNKER
>>153453927No no no. Faber and Boldy have been sucking. The guy who literally just got to the Wild hasn’t had enough time for their ass energy to rub off on him yet
>>153453953I've recently started calling it Denmark + Greenland.
>>153453924We literally don’t care about this sport
How can the US claim to be able to protect Greenland better when they can't even protect one tiny goal?
>>153453978AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>1534538752 of the 3 times we won we looked mediocre if not bad until the elimination games
>>153453971Boldy hat trick this game, I guarantee it
Can'tnadians getting PTSD watching Denmark dominate
Imagine how gay the Danish people will be about this if we lose
>>153453980
LÅ LÅ LÅ LÅ LÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅLÅ LÅ LÅ LÅ LÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅLÅ LÅ LÅ LÅ LÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ
It’s overI’m sorry my fellow patriots for Swayman :(
>>153453977I'd just like to interject for a moment.
Scheduled loss
>>153453987didn't you fucks get railed 5-0 by our ladies?shut the fuck up
I don't get to watch wtf happened
>>153453977And rightfully so.
lets be honest was that more embarrassing than tommy salo? blud just watched it go top shelf from 100 feet away didnt even react.
GO (team) GO
Ameribros we have entrusted you with the task of stopping Canada this doesn't bode well
Burgerbros, you alright?
this is literally BATTLE FOR GREENLAND
>today I will remind themCanacucks have no right to laugh btw
>USA USA USA USA USAIs this the most uninspiring chant?
>be American >get shot
Alaska will make a piece of land to our collection
if it's not dominated by blacks and owned by jews, is it really a sport?
>>153454025Americans see red and white, and immediately lose.
>>153453987भाड़ में जाओ कनाडा
>>153454010Swayshit gave up a goal from center ice
Anybody got a stream?
>captains your olympic team
>'USA' chant scatters
If we lose this not only did we lose Greenland but we probably lost any chance at Alberta
>>153454046whatever you say pablo
NETANYAHU PLEASE TELL THE REFS TO KILL DANISH LEADPLEASE NETANYAHU FOR ISRAEL I MEAN AMERICA
>WE ARE LOSING TO DENMARK, THE ONE NORDIC COUNTRY THAT DOESN’T CARE ABOUT HOCKEYWE ARE LOSING TO DENMARK, THE ONE NORDIC COUNTRY THAT DOESN’T CARE ABOUT HOCKEY>WE ARE LOSING TO DENMARK, THE ONE NORDIC COUNTRY THAT DOESN’T CARE ABOUT HOCKEYWE ARE LOSING TO DENMARK, THE ONE NORDIC COUNTRY THAT DOESN’T CARE ABOUT HOCKEY>WE ARE LOSING TO DENMARK, THE ONE NORDIC COUNTRY THAT DOESN’T CARE ABOUT HOCKEYWE ARE LOSING TO DENMARK, THE ONE NORDIC COUNTRY THAT DOESN’T CARE ABOUT HOCKEY
>benching Hellebuck for Swayman
reminder that the EU is trying to cuck out to russia KEK
one time at TD garden an obviously autistic kid got all excited and stopped me because he thought I was swaymanI shoulda punched that tard
>>153454055Why isn’t Otter in net?
>>153453819Yeah it’s all a cope you realize that the second you leave the country
>>153454051Get out of here chikaner
>>153454037fuck Alaska mate, give Mads Mikkelsen the nobel peace prize, that will REALLY piss Trump off
>>153454036>Be European>get raped by muslims, then arrested for hate crimes when you report it to the police
>i-if we win a hockey game it will somehow get rid of the 50M nafris and upcoming 50M jeets in our countr-ACK
>>153454058>laffs
Oliver Lauridsen , please rape them
>>153454067Its so obvious. They've been so completely mind-fucked by "America bad" propaganda that they've found their new daddy lmao
>>153454056onhockey
>>153454056onhockey tv
Hellashit is Americas best goaltender. I don't trust Otter and I certainly don't trust Swayman
>>153451618eighth post best post/thread
>>153454067reminder you got circumised for jews. cuck
>>153454037Double or nothing. You get Maine and New Hampshire we get Greenland.
>>153454082>>153454083bubblin
>>153454066He played last night retard
>Pokemon Intermission Report
>>153454021Idk didn't Tommy Salo jump to hit the puck that was going over the net only to score an own goal?
>>153454065Norway cares less
>>153454098I’d trust otter over Swayman
would jeremy jewish have been called up if he wasnt...?
>>153454082>be American >still believe in retarded /pol/tard nonsense
>>153454065The game has just started, chill nibba
Why is Pokémon a sponsor
>>153454105That was good for last night, retard.
>>153454105goaltender is not a physical position
AHAHAHAHAMUTILATED LIL KIKEDICKS SEETHING ITT
>>153454100>HAHA YOUR PENIS DOESN'T STINK LIKE MINE!
>pokemon intermission reportkek
>>153454100kek got the amerigolem good!
These guys cannot play as a team.Neither can Canada but they have enough high-end individual talent to carry them to a medal.
POKEEMON
>>153454093ty fren!
>>153454128The fact you keep trying to force this Jew talk tells me how brown you are
>>153454102Next match will handball though.
>poosa's "elite goaltending" is losing to a taxi driver
We win either way because >we're going to get the gold medal or we get to kill Billy G
>IT WAS THE BOARDS
LAND OF THE FREE HOME OF THE BRAVE BABY USA USA USA
We can let the Danes have a few goals as a treat, Swayman needs enrichment before we BTFO them
ALL DENMARK KINGS REPORT IN
stop shit talking the 2026 olympic silver medalists
>>153453934top jej
>>153454125You have never tended
>>153454146Brother you worship nigs and serve Israel. Sit down lil bro
>Swayman was born on November 24, 1998, in Anchorage, Alaska,[4] to Anne Boesenberg and Ken Swayman.[5] Swayman is Jewish and had a bar mitzvah.[6][7] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Swayman#Early_life
Why not start otter?
>>153454115I at least agree with that
>>153454158
>>153454148But with our NFL All Stars. Imagine if we cared.
>>153454151Please put Hellebuyck in
KEK
>>153454189Because Bill hates Dallas and is jelly of Jim Nill.
>>153454174First Fox and now this shit? Why do jews always sabotage America?
>america loses>thread immediately turns into /pol/yikes
This thread sucks :(
>>153454189Coach hates the Stars
I'M UNIRONICALLY HALF DANISH
Why is the Finnish commentator screaming "BALDY! BALDY!"? Seems a bit rude. His hairline isn't that bad yet.
>>153454184>usa starts losing>trb starts bubblin on vpn
>americans start seething about politics and minorities the second they can't gloat about winning kek what a buncha kwabs
>>153454174
We are more of a handegg nation
>>153454133>should I shower at least twice a week?>no, I should rather cut off the most sensitive part of my penis
>Total population of Houston and Chicago combined >And not a single one of us gives a shit about hockey
>>153454206>as safer thanGood to know Americans haven't gotten any better at English since declaring it as the official language.
Holy fuck how are we losing lmao
>>153454232
>>153454261jewish goalie
LIVE PICS FROM COPENHAGEN
What does Brady Tkachuk do
>>153454125You clearly don't come from a hockey family
>>153454244>Euros instantly start /pol/posting about America whenever something slightly goes wrong for them
they are trying to force the bump limit
>>153454257what you quoted is gramatically correct lol
I hope USA wins
Who’s got the next thread?
step-porn has ruined a generation of men...
>america bombs some sandniggers>yurocuckolds commit demographic suicide
>>153454252otter would've had that
Grabage quality thread
Did that kid's sign say>sorry dad, I'm mom's valentines dateAmericans please explain?
Shlomo "Tommy Salo" Gaymanhttps://youtu.be/KFQnIFN1pYo
>>153454255Absolut landsmand
>>153454268looks warm and fun
>>153454261It looks the team doesn't give a shit either.
All of this is matthews fault, just scratch him
>>153454253
>>153454255king
>>153454251A Yuropoor talking about showering? LMFAO TOP KEK HAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING STINK STINKY
>>153454252God dam that guy sucks though you were just over exaggerating last night
>>153454252beautiful
>>153454284>i am as taller than yougo back to mexico
>be female tkachuk>look like brady and not matthewgrim
look at this idiot
Swayman is ass at controlling these rebounds too honestly they should’ve taken DeSmith over Swayman
>>153454297t. Zhang-Wei Ramakrishnamurthy
>>153454257That is correct English you retarded ESL mongol
Keep Bill Guerin far the fuck away from international hockey, never let him touch this team again
This sport means so little to me, that i prefer to watch curling over this shit. Are we still winning over the americuks?
Based refs not falling for Kikel's dive
>ameriflops>needing the refs to beat denmarkKWAB
>>153454364>Are we still winning over the americuks?Of course.
>>153454364
Put in Tage holy
>>153454268Checks out. Denmark is basically southern Europe compared to where I live.
>>153454340that's not a comparable sentence, jagmeet
I wanna pinch eichel's rosy cheeks
Anything can happen in hockey, r-right?
TKACHUK CHIMPOUT
>>153454167>>153454277and yet skaters play back to back games all the time. curious
>>153454394>>153454394>>153454394New
>>153454389a superlative already implies a comparison saying than is redundant, pablo.
lol Americans
Gi
Need a Tkachuks + JT Miller goon lineup
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!!!!!
what the fuck ever, we’re more of a 2nd period team anyway. So, who’s /druk/ rn?
>>153454252this is the type of shit that happens in upsets
Greenland belongs to the Danes.
I HECKIN LOVE POKEMON!
>>153454252Is this why everyone laughs at America?
>>153452375Guarantee if you told her about ringette she'd still find a way to get mad about it.
>>153454412https://www.grammarcheck.net/editor/Sorry jeet. I know english isn't your first language.
