Swayman EditionPrevious >>153451545
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Swayman#Early_life
>USAKWAB
brady finna chimp out
Finland! Finland!
Tkatchuk is sort of a national hero in slovakia, but still he has such a punchable face
burgerbros do we got this?
Jason Robertson seen in Milano
Ameriniggers chimpin out
isn't fighting a game misconduct in the olympics?
>ameriflop>ketsupboychimpout
>>153454406Skaters don't play all 60 minutes dumbassYou're probably some Mexican from LA
>>153454427Tuborg Röd > Tuborg Grön
>its another american goalie chokes 2 seconds into the game and costs his team the game episodejen everytime
>Sucker punchingLMAO
>worship blacks>serve Israel>lose to Denmark in hockeyBORN IN THE U.S.A!
>>153454449You realise that they're already all in the US, right?
Sullivan needs to change shit for the second period
My broons :(
GO AMERICA!
good job, brady
Just goes to show all the Maga USA players that if you backTrump it will inevitably lead to your downfall. This is why I support Jeb for president 2028.
>>153454476
>>153454394Justice for Jakey
>>153454463Dropped gloves fighting is. Shoveling with the gloves on with linesmen in between isn't
>America charges 6 figures per jeet>50M now headed to europe>pakis and nafris all getting legalized tookek europe is doomed
>>153454429Oy vey. Wtf I googled about jewish players and the Hughes family are kikes too dafuq??
>>153454484>Second period.Trump likes them more when they get their first period.
>>153454474>It's another Canadian goalie puts up an .870 in the regular season then instantly jumps to a .970 in games that matter episodeCheck Binnington for PEDs
>>153454439
we’re more of a 2nd period team anyway
>>153454429Every. Single. Time.
gary... activate the holes in the ice...
Lol these faggot ThaCuck brothers can't help but act like inbred hick thugs on the world stage
USA are our allies now, they're setting it up so we meet Denmark in the playoffs
>>153454449>>153454521NA truly buckbroken by jeets
>>153454449they should add "rapist" before each of those indian professions because that is the real specialty talent of jeet migrant men
Will the jeets flooding in fight the muzzies?
being from alaska is worse than being jewish
>>153454394https://x.com/realAHusa/status/2022733116608254050
>>153454454trust Bill's plan,
>>153454454probably but we need offense to hurry the fuck up because canada is gonna drop a supertruthnuke on France and get the one seed
Wait...our group is over, but for USA this is the second game?This format is pretty bad
>brady tkachuk agitating after the whistle >eddie says “they’re trying to change the momentum of this game”How about you just play better? How about you give more effort when the puck is in play? I’m so sick of this fucking loser goycattle mutt masculinity mentality. What a collection of fucking underachieving fake tough weak mind pussies
>Jewish goalieWhen will the world learn with jews you lose?
>>153454529This sounds like cope
>>153454549but you guys literally have Bennett
>>153454549When Brady acts like an inbred hick thug on Ottawa you people like it
>>153454429I don't think he gave up a bad goal solely because he is Jewish
>>153454468>Skaters don't play all 60 minutes dumbassand yet goalies are just standing there for literally 95% of the game. curious
Miss me yet?
i'd forgotten about the crazy drug commercials on american tv>side effects may include explosive shitting and killing yourself
Why isn't Finland playing??? Where binlan:Dthis is so boring
why isnt g betty at any of the games?
>>153454484>rags
Disney+Hulu+GNU+Linux+Denmark+Greenland
feeling like we’re just a sinking submarine driven by Trump right now ngl
Removes the eastern dogeaters and the dirty american third worlders at the same time.
WHY DO THEY KEEP SAYING POKEEEMON
Da jooz are why we’re losing!
>>153454579Theres no way we lose. Theyre just trolling
>>153454549Kuljeet still seething a year later after they humiliated Can'tnadians on home ice
>>153454562Rude and untrue.
What is this pokemon intermition kek?
Kek being in the EU is a humiliation ritual
>politics shitting up /hoc/
NETANYAHU PLEASE HEEEEEELP
>>153454599Did you get any personal injury lawyer ads yet?
>>153454624misspelling words = instant biting satire >>153454622they're not, but they should
>>153454597Who needs Robertson when we have Matthews 3 years removed from his 69 goal season and with a debilitating back injury?
>Brought to you by Pokemondude who the fuck watches hockey, what demographic is this for LMAO
THIS IS ALL MATTHEWS FAULT
Who's yall's favorite Pokemon?
>>153454579Hi tourist
>NOOOOO STOP EXPOSING HOW KEKED YUROS ARE
>>153454581we killed all our jews and lost to the 3 biggest jew nations of the time, clearly your logic is flawed
>>153454641Every time USA is losing you guys start chimping out about politics as a cope
>>153454668I am vanilla so pikachu
>yall
foreign niggas be like "stop advertising goods and services on television, what are you crazy"
this is nuts
>>153454668Machoke
I’d play a pokemon hockey vidya game
so I put my hands upthey're playin my song, the butterflies fly awayI'm noddin my head like yeahmovin my hips like yeahI got my hands up, they're playin my songI know I'm gonna be okayyeah it's a party in the USAyeah it's a party in the USA
>>153454668Richard
>>153454665Just everyone who watched the super bowl.
>>153454651not yet! we have some lawyer radio ads here though, so they're not as surprising.
>>153454525PEDs = Performance Enhancing DefencemenBlues D sucks, Canada D is NHL caliber so Binny is winning Gold, esp if USA cucks to eskimos because Guerin put too many Leafs and Bruins on the roster.
thought there would be pokemon on the ice during replays, highly disasppointed
>sneaky sneaky shot it was so fast TOTAL MURRICAN DAMAGE CONTROL LEL
kek finngolians are NOT happy about the EU buddying up to russia
Is this why Americans just play made up sports instead?
Enough /pol/ posting, let’s go back to crying about hockey
>>153454597No you don’t get it he’s a one trick pony (scoring lots of goals) and this is a team of stallions (busts and nepobabbies)
>>153454668Finally some good postsBisasam btw
Pokemon?
>>153454682You aren't the main protagonist and you did a horrible job might I add
>>153454704Man you anglos are fucking insane.
miggers...
>>153454708that was a great game
Do you guys rate highly Kopitar?
>>153454710don't make me get the rake out. I already destroyed your whole cuntry with one post
>>153454618>poo in loo
>>153454668Scizor
>foreigners start politicsposting>remind them of their doomed demographics (now with extra jeets)>remind them of their cuckoldry as a non-sovereign nation state under EU rule>remind them that the EU will cuck out to russia>aieeee stop politicsposting o algoyou learn your place
>>153454748R A R EA RE
>>153454668Swadloon or the jumpluff line :3
>>153454729Damn I’d hate to score lots of goals
>>153454596They don't, they have to react to and be ready for anythingYou don't lose 10lbs in 60 minutes doing nothing
>>153454684You can too.... OH WAIT YOU CAN'T!! USA USA USA
>>153454746took my breath away
>>153454748Yeah
>>153454668Dragonite
All of this reminds me, judging by the changing facial expressions I’ve received when introducing myself and that one time in high school in which I’m fairly certain, in retrospect, that a kid called me a kike during roll call (while there was an actual Jewish kid sitting in front of him who freaked out), I just wanted to inform you guys that the -wicz surname is a Slavic surname ending (a variation of -witz, -vic, -vich, -vych, etc.) and doesn’t necessarily denote someone being Jewish. Thank you for attending my public service announcement.
how was a kid supposed to know?
DÅ SVALLA VÅRT VIKINGABLOD, DÅ SVALLA VÅRT VIKINGABLODVI SKRÄDER EJ ORDEN OCH SÅ IN I NORDENSÅ KAN VI SLÅ NÄVEN UTI ETT BORDDÅ SVÄLLER VÅRT VIKINGAMOD, DÅ DRÄLLER VÅRT VIKINGABLODDET RINNER SOM FORSAR OCH ÅDRORNA KORSARPRECIS SOM EN FLODDÅ ANDAS VI VIKINGALUFT OCH TAPPAR VÅRT SUNDA FÖRNUFTSÅ FORT MAN HÖR KNÄPPEN I VIKINGASKEPPENSÅ BLIR VÅRT LIV MYCKET MERA TUFFTVI SLÅR PÅ VÅRT VIKINGABRÖST OCH SKRIKER MED VIKINGARÖSTVI ÄTER AV BRÖDET OCH DRICKER UR MJÖDETOCH SLÄCKER VÅR TÖRSTGO DENMARK GO!!!!!!https://youtu.be/VVek2db79bE?si=bD0gC3YN3MF5f7VX&t=42
Well, my thoughts on our chances of beating Canada have plummeted
>>153454668armaldo
>>153454668Pepe
>>153454668Shartrio
I like Keyringmon and Icecreammon
>Finalized in January 2026, the India-EU trade deal and accompanying mobility pact mark a major economic milestone, designed to double bilateral trade by 2032 and significantly ease the movement of Indian students, researchers, and professionals to EuropeKEK the EU is getting a flood of jeets? europe is COOKED
>>153454394fuck pettersen scored twice. fuck i hate that guy so much its unreal. (canucks fan). his mopey attitude, his overall demeanor, his FACE. I want to see him get his ass beat. shitty day for me and all the other haters.wtfs up with team USA?
>>153454796In hockey or just in general?
The Michaels of gen 3
>>153454785Dragon my balls across your mom's face tonite
>>153454737a bad job? As opposed to your kike loving nation? Golem number 1
>>153454781took away eriksen's breath too
>>153454796Why? Can'tnada lose to be Danes not even 9 months ago
>>153454810We have a shit roster :(
>>153454788Truth nvke
>>153454738i'd say our version is both less common and more about offering general legal assistance for people dealing with something, not the angry legal man out to get you a huge settlement.
>>153454639Your country is literally run by corrupt pedophiles.
>>153454819thanks for explaining the joke
>>153454792i had my mom help me translate ocarina of time because i couldn't read a single word of english at that age
>>153454818If you eliminated them they wouldn't be subverting the entire world. People hate Hitler not because he killed Jews but because he didn't finish the job
>>153454597He can't skate. Just like Mark Stone.
circumised Amerimutts, how are you doing?
>>153454846sorry, I am very slow. I love you dutchbros.
>>153454710Doesn't matter to us as long as they don't fuck our shit up desu. Finnish economy has suffered a lot from the lack of eastern trade. We are not petty baltics we just want to remain free of their control.
>>153454848
>>153454848My buddy had a copy of Japanese gold as a kid and got partially finished before he got filtered
Predict next USA goal scorer.
>>153454748of coiruse what is wrong with you. as a slovene you should know this and be proud of him. and he is an actual s tier slovene athlete not like doncic who is a serb
What are the chances drengene don't choke this away?
I need many Indians to generate money for my retirement and friend Putin so I don't get shot before I retire
>>153454876A Tkachuk
>>153454876Own Goal
when are they letting women bodycheck
>>153454810Just make sure your Canucks hire Sam Hallam as your head coach, the only man who can unlock EP40 (look up the stats in their only season together).
>>1534548820
>>153454876Werenski
>USA plays>all of spee stops and pays attentionliterally the PROTAGONIST of spee
I wish I was a European citizen, fuck this shit ass pedophile corporation of a country
>its actually your fault we didnt kill our jews and suck their foreskinless dicks insteadok
>>153454876quinn
>>153454857Untrue and he can also score unlike mark glass
>>153454454idk i'm reading hamlet right now trying to find their country's weakness
>>153454748hall of famer. can't get much higher than that. legend.>>153454903whoa ohh black betty
>>153454788I'm majority southern italian genetically so I have curly hair and kinda a large nose and every 2 years at my high school job my coworkers would launch an investigation into me thinking I'm jewishthe only saving grace was my fittingly italian last name but they would literally forget over time
>>153454907Now you know how Californians feel
>>153454910Germany has never won a war btw
>>153454915They can't handle hills. They're flat as fuck.
>>153454903>the only man who can unlock EP40i dont want him unlocked. i want him gone. i have never hated a player more in my life than i hate ep40. i can't fucking stand the guy. everything about him just irks me to no end.
>>153454860I failed to bench 235 for 5 reps today, only 4. I need to go to the gym earlier with caffeine
>>153454925Disgusting, you literally have brown eyes
>>153454888Matthew's not playing but thats why it's 2-1. The final score will be 8-1 USA once the offense gets some zone time.
>>153454910>>153454935Please stop. This is /hoc/ not /pol/. /Hoc/ is sacred and united us
>>153454952embarrassing. even small boys bench more than that in Finland.
>>153454930Nice headcanon
>ruins golatendingi thought the swayman hate was exaggerated but he fr kinda sucks
>>153454668Heracross
>>153454915They have poor hygiene since something smells rotten
>>153454971You can tell she's not Dutch because she doesn't have masculine features
>When asked what he believes is the strength of his team, the Team USA GM said, “Goaltending. Our goaltending is really strong. When you put this team together I believe it’s really strong. I think we are strong in every aspect, but our goaltending is really good.”>Team USA’s goalies are Boston’s Jeremy Swayman, Winnipeg’s Connor Hellebuyck, and the Stars’ Jake Oettinger. Hellebuyck is expected to start in Team USA’s first Olympic game, on Thursday against Latvia; according to reports, Oettinger may start the tournament as the third goalie.
>>153454848Ocarina of time was bullshit. Don’t get me wrong I enjoyed it, but for example how the fuck were you supposed to figure out the forest bit? Left right right right whatever? The fuck was that. I had to look it up online in what had to be the earliest example of online guides
Jeremy Oiveyman should be sent to a concentration camp
>>153454954>tfw I have brown eyes but my sister and a good portion of my cousins have blue eyes
>>153454951Fair enough.
CAN I GET A USA USA USA USA USA BROTHER?
>>153454991damn, i never knew Guerin was an alcoholic
EUROPE IS STRONG SAAAAARBENCHOD AMERICANS AND THEIR H1B FEES SAAAAAR
It’s a good thing the US have no skilled forwards. Size and strength is all you need
>>153454990you can tell by the Danish flag on her coat
>>153454977Got any tips on going from 2pl8 to 3pl8, ojvind?
>>153454668for me, it's Aggron
>>153455034Americans don't know flags.
DANMARK DANMARK DANMARK
>>153455026USA USA USA>USA USA USAUSA USA USA>USA USA USAUSA USA USA>USA USA USAUSA USA USA>USA USA USA
>>153455028>Cheers!
I like Ehlers he seems like a good guy
>>153454668Charmander
D M K!D M K!D M K! D M K!
>tkachcuck
>>153454960MT can't even skate
>>153455002My nehpew dies two times in the original mario and he starts sperging out about it being hard and unfair, we were built different back then
I'm not ready for jeets to move to europe :(
>Obama bombed one country >Europe let in 50M muslims>Trump signed one piece of paper making it incredibly expensive for jeets to come to america>100M of them will now flood europeIt's insane how powerful America is and how downstream of us all of europe is
>Listen here burgers, I’ve been a gentleman about this whole Greenland thing for a while now, but that ends today.
USA USA USA USA USA USA
What's the plural of Tkachuk? Tkacheek?
danebros im getting kinda nervous... this is the most dangerous lead after all
>>153454952at least you are trying, inshallah you bench it soon fren. how much do you weight?
>>153454868insane cope
>>153455088better post on /sp/ about it
>>153455082they wont interact with us anyways. I srudied with a bunch of jeets and never saw them outside the lectures
>USA losing to DenmarkSo what's the cope?
>>153455100Tkachi
>>153455071I’m old as shit and grew up on the OG mario, hard is fine. I’m saying it’s damn near impossible and stupid. Are you just supposed to randomly go different directions until you accidentally get it right? I tried that for hours and hours.
>>153454668vaporeon
>>153455100cuckchuds
Eurobros how will we ever get rid of our browns with indians coming in? We would go to jail if we wrote nigger on our own websites but must flee to American Websites to have freedom of speech
>>153455105you gotta believe
If we lose we give up virgin islands. If we win we get bornholm
>>153455131So did you
>>153454989Need to get with a Denmark woman and confirm if this true
>>153455131>Brazil : 1 Gold>Canada : 0 Goldsit down ranjeet
>>153455108170 or 180 pounds
>>153455139weren't you supposed to follow the music? the music got LOUDER if you were near the correct entrancedid you have autism as a kid?
>>153455131pls dont ask this, it erupted too much /pol/posting literally 15 minutes ago
Danes about to experience the big american PP
>>153455131Idk something about immigration or something
>>153455154They can have Epstein island back
>>153455131The cope is it looks like our team isn’t as good as advertised and we don’t have a chance at gold. Enjoy your medal I guess, no one else is gonna stop you
>less golds than a third world nigger infested favela shitholei thought canada was white and first world?
>>153455034Colgate toothpaste isn't a real flag >>153455047I'll bet my lifesavings you aren't beating my scorehttps://world-geography-games.com/en/flags_world.html
>>153455154>virgin islandsthat's where /sp/ lives
you are all tsun for us, admit it
>>153455131We are more of a women’s hockey nation
>Euros seething in America's defenceOh I am LAUGHING
>>153455191I'm guessing that's short for PowerPoint considering how slow and boring Team USA is.
>>153455181that implies he is not a kid now
>help me reffiessad
Danebros why are the rules so hard to follow
Why doesn’t Canada have any gold medals?
>>153454888>>153454960>muh TkachukWhy are Americans so obsessed with these shitty goons?
>>153455172you have to weigh at least 200lbs to post here
>>153455181Wouldn’t an autist be more likely to figure out something asinine like that
>>153455131Not enough Dallas Stars players to win
>>153455172thats good. hop on testosterone and you will bench 3pl8s in few months
Trump needs to deport Matthews back to Mexico - wtf is this loser American
>olympics in europe>referee speaks english
Now the crooked refs trying to refpuck to make the US win.
>>153455149Only retarded boomers who post unhinged shit under their real names on Facebook go to jail
jesus, north american flags are mentally ill freaks
Today I learned Euros don't like the Danish
There's no way canada has NO gold medals. Surely we've forgotten someone, somewhere.
>>153455241That’s not feasible for us manlets :(
>Penalty to Denmark every 5 minutes for not worshipping Israel The rigging is in
Have the Danes considering just punching the Americans in the face? That's allowed.
>pp with 5 passerssullitard master class
>>153455260insane copegovernments are rapidly forcing everyone to dox themselvesall of discord is doing ityou VILL be punished for your wrongttink
Just give the puck to Boldy.
>>153455205>be American >get rekt many such cases
>>153455266They are the biggest degenerates of Europe.
THE OUTER DIMENSION>THE OUTER DIMENSIONTHE OUTER DIMENSION>THE OUTER DIMENSIONTHE OUTER DIMENSION>THE OUTER DIMENSION
>>153455242Autistic people have a real hard time reading normal queues regular people would pick up on instantly.
>>153455191pp soft & smol
this looking like an Avs pp
big pk
they are showing the Latvia game replays to lift the morale
My visa to Europe got approved!
Bomb Denmark if we don’t score in the 2nd
canada would be up 5-0 by now lol
>>153455309Can you fuck my gf?
>jewish goalie successfully subverting america>beastie boys song starts playingjewbros... we won...
>>153455290Wow you got practically the same score retard
>>153455252also risk becoming infertile if that matters
uhhh, it’s lookin pretty grim…
>>153455252Thanks for the advice. But will I still be natty? I’m an office worker who lifts as a hobby
>>153454903
>>153455311>below brazilkek
>>153455299just you wait, there'll be a lot of respect in the handshake line...
>>153455321but still a better score retard get rekt
>>153455320YOU GOTTA FIGHTFOR YOUR RIGHT
>>153455296it's another dimension not "the outer dimension"
You know who is really good on the powerplay? Jason Robertson
>>153455340>Claims Americans don't know flags>Got the same score as an AmericanKek BTFO
Canada going to belt the USA if they continue to play like this
We just had a shift with three jews on the ice at the same time and I threw up in my mouth a little
>>153455283Not here they aren't.
People really thought we we're going to win the gold because of Bettman refpuck glorified all star game meme tournament.
Euros should be happy the next wave of browns are jeets. We know nafris steal your women but jeets wont. They will ruin your jobs though LOL
>>153455334shut up, hun. you lost to baltoids today.
>>153455321>beat my score>WELL MY SCORE IS ALMOST AS HIGH AS THAT
>>153455322Exactly. I don’t want to fuck up my body just so I can impress others. I really want to be a dad
Can someone help this dementia patient off the ice? He's wearing a polo that says 'Swayman'
>>153455293Holy
I'm watching women's hockey right now
>>153455320Wtf I never knew Beastie Boys were jewish....
>>153455311gold medal count?
Wait a sec are you trying to tell me Denmark is beating the US of A in the sport known as ice hockey?
>>153455372dressed all over and zesty mordant
it's snowing
>>153455364This Danish team beat the Can'tnadians bro. They aren't a walk in the park. Plus we have an Israeli goalie to help cover bets for his tribe in Vegas
>>153455351Guerin already picked el Matthews as the team's diversity hire
>>153455387Sad
>>153455357>Murrican can't count bet you think this game is a tie right now too
>>153455372Cozy apu
>>153455309Stay in Canada, saar
>>153455277Only le*fs are allowed to cheat
How doesn’t Canada have any goal medals?
>>153455361
>>153455309i hope u get beat up while there
Americans dont care about hockey but canada is obsessed with it. Surely canadian teams must have won the NHL quite often.
>>153455415I know
LeBron would never
>>153455416>>153455377>W-W-Well I got 1 more than you out of 25!! So you still don't know flags even though that means I don't know flags either!!Retard
imagine having to call your boss at your plumbing job to tell him you need another week off because you beat team USA and made it out of groups
>>153455360I'm not liking burger bro chances. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE RAKE THIS YEAR
>>153455396traitor
>>153455309>>153455396>trb reveals his true formit all makes sense now
what does the C on matthews jersey stand for
Chris Chelios didn’t win anything for the US who gives a fuck all they did was destroy a hotel room God what a collection of fucking losers
>>153455455Cuck
I'd be seething if i was a european. America basically blocked us from moving there and now many people are looking to go to the EU instead.
Weird how only one tkchuck has to have the first letter of their first name on there jersey
>>153455455Cerveza and Cocaine
>>153455465t saar b
Need a good old chimpout this game
>>153455441Didn't he loose to Greece in 2004?
>>153455455Centre
>>153455416This isn't news.
>>153455416I always kek at how the camera retreats after the Dane comes closer and closer
>>153455451I’m sorry Pekka but nobody can stop Crosby
>>153455481bench clearing fight would be fun, hasnt been a proper melee since like the 80s
these danes are impressing me, knocking the americans off the puck stiff checks strong
SHOOT DICKHEAD
>>153455486autist
Why do europeans hate us so much?
>>1534554591996 World Cup of Hockey
JEW-S-AJEW-S-AJEW-S-AJEW-S-AJEW-S-AJEW-S-A
>>153455522die
Americans are being on brand: more shooting, less scoring.
>>153455501I guess they’re impressing me but America just isn’t that good
>>153455459Just like my islanders
>>153455522
>Ice hockey is a great example. Britain has a professional ice hockey league, the Elite Ice Hockey League, and it is growing in popularity year-on-year. The sport is the most popular indoor sport in the UK and the fastest-growing Winter Olympic sport. Qualification demands consistent performance against European powerhouses like Sweden, Finland, and Russia. Players from these nations are already mainstays in the NHL, while their domestic leagues operate all year round and offer a level of competition that far outranks current British teams. >Until the British support and infrastructure changes to accommodate training and support for multiple athletes across multiple disciplines, the Winter Olympics will forever be a niche event where Britain remains on the periphery. Feels awful man.Why won't the NHL help grow the game here???
But what does the deserve to win o meter say
>>153455522inferiority complex. It's similar to the other 49 states hating California
>>153455465no one there likes you or wants u there. in croatia u get robbed by teens and beat up. many people will be nice to you out of common courtesy but never forget they all are disgusted by you
>>153455522that's not true, the rest of us hate you too
Hope one of the SHL shitters scores on Swayman
>>153455522You should be able to figure that out.
rigged
USA USA USA
>>153455529>>153455531you lost against slovakia, don't start with that shit
HOOOOONNNNK
U-S-A
We had totally normal threads all the day, burgers come and it turns all to shit
omg imagine the score if they had more than 2 shots on goal during the period
>>153455544Not even Californians like poojeets, poopjeet
Faggots
LETS GOOOOOO
>>153455529YOU LOST TO SLOVAKIA
USA USA USA USA USAwe Free Birding up in here!!!!
FLYHIGHFREEEEBIRDYEAAAAAAH
>>153455542hey the EIH is a real league with fans and full time players. That's heaps better than Holland. Tilburg was so good they left for the German league.
>>153455556slovakia is top favourite for the goldmedal thoughever
>americans score against literal nobodies>commentator absolutely cooooooominglame
>>153454888I CALLED IT
brady ketchup
We’re so back
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR BRADY
Americans need russians to score for them.
Brady and Matty are carrying this team like fuggin turtles on their back
>They celebrate scoring against the hockey superpower Denmark
det ær øver
Welp fun is over
USA USA USA USA USA
>>153455568>We?You aren't even a /hoc/ regular
Evil always wins
>>153454888>>153455589BASED
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
uh oh danish boy melty
America has become hostile to foreigners. I am glad Europe will accept us. We will build a future to kill the great satan.
FREEEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRDDDDD
WE’RE SO BACK :)
>>153455522honestly i hate u but its not that i hate u, its that theres just too many of u and u move en masse to other countries and we like our countries being our countries and dont want them to be india. if u import shitloads of indians u end up with india. india already exists, and western countries should also get to exist.
>>153455568I've never seen your flag in /hoc/ only at the Olympics hmm curious
Celebrating like you just won gold lmao
>sure america and my globohomo EU politicans are responsible for eternally ruining europe with a flood of muslims and soon jeets but i can get geosportlitical revenge on them if denmark wins a preliminary match of icehockey in a sport americans canonically do not care aboutkek this is worse than thirdiesyou'll never get your revenge on us for what wev'e done to your lands and continent
kick these Dane rowdies out the damn game!
If Denmark loses orange pedo is gonna spout so much shit.
Wasn't nervous at all
>>153455626who is this retard hopping between flags on VPN
Can't take them seriously with the chokers
>SOGAARD SUCKSSOGAARD SUCKS>SOGAARD SUCKSSOGAARD SUCKS>SOGAARD SUCKSSOGAARD SUCKS>SOGAARD SUCKSSOGAARD SUCKS>SOGAARD SUCKSSOGAARD SUCKS>SOGAARD SUCKSSOGAARD SUCKS>SOGAARD SUCKSSOGAARD SUCKS>SOGAARD SUCKSSOGAARD SUCKS
>>153455568its always like this and the reason why /hoc/ is the worst general on /sp/
Denmark? More like DenSHART
It’s crazy how many Olympic hockey players Warroad has produced. That is an absolutely nothing town in the middle of fucking nowhere.
USA USA USA HAHAHA
Which team has more sandpaper? USA or Canada? Wilson, Bennet, the Tkachuck bros?
tfw Can'tnada couldn't score 2 against Denmark
kek, imagine being tied with denmark
CHIMPOUT
>>153455574Finland and Chadslakia are both in the quarters already muttboy
>>153455522I don't hate you but I grew up in an apartment complex with a bunch of Indian families and your food stinks really bad
can you stop making this into /pol2/ ???
>>153455651Den-off-the-mark
>>153455640That's why the refs have been letting the Danes get away with holds and crosschecks constantly.
some of your streams are SUPER delayed
>>153455669Retard
>>153455626kek so mad
>>153455607Det som er gang var
>>153455633Dude stop
>>153455322>>153455380I am on 500mg/wk for 10 years without any problems. got 2 healthy kids aswell. just do blood tests and dont take too much and you will be fine. my life actually improved tenfold since I hoped on
>>153455669Agreed. /hoc/ is for hockey, doggies, blog posting, music, and frens
>>153455645chikaner, do not reply to him
How are the quarterfinals going to be? Can someone explain, im completely out of the loop. Afaik sweden is fucked, and slovakia has an easy way to semis. But thats all
If theyre playing Skynyrd can they fly the Virginia battle flag for the anthem?
>>153455652Have you heard of the magical town of Örnsköldsvik?
>>153455677I'm not paying $13 to NBC jews
What the fuck are those little shitty neck guards going to do
Denmark = Men dark
>>153455669Shalom
>>153455205I misclicked once
>>153455689Are we seriously out of the tournament?
>>153455669You're asking too much of fragile Europeans when America is involvedEvery international tournament
>>153455568I've been chimping all day bud
>USA HAS SCORED MORE IN DENMARK THAN CANADAUSA HAS SCORED MORE IN DENMARK THAN CANADA>USA HAS SCORED MORE IN DENMARK THAN CANADAUSA HAS SCORED MORE IN DENMARK THAN CANADA>USA HAS SCORED MORE IN DENMARK THAN CANADAUSA HAS SCORED MORE IN DENMARK THAN CANADA>USA HAS SCORED MORE IN DENMARK THAN CANADAUSA HAS SCORED MORE IN DENMARK THAN CANADA>USA HAS SCORED MORE IN DENMARK THAN CANADAUSA HAS SCORED MORE IN DENMARK THAN CANADA
SUPREME VISHNU HAS DONE IT AGAIN JAI SRI RAM
>the mark of den
>Danish goaltending
>>153455685Did you get on test before reproducing?
HOOOONNNKK
muttbros I kneel
FLYHIGHFREEEEEBIIIIIIRDYEAAAAAAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153455706Ask Clint Malarchuk
>>153455542aren't hockey sticks banned weapons in the UK?
This American team is really unlikable. So many arrogant shitheads on their roster.
The Jackal!
>BASEDgaard
Free Bird x 3
WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE
>>153455718it's mostly americans who cannot refrain from pol posting
WELL WELL WELL
>>153455701I have not.
>>153455706Look up Adam Johnson getting slashed to death by a skate
>>153455706cough protectors
USA woke up
USA USA USA LFG
>>15345571424 IS THE SAME AS 22 RETARD
holy fuck denmark jesus christ
It's overIt was good while it lasted
>>153455669incel board sweaty.It's Valentine's day and we're seething and lonely and loving racism as an outlet, sample is
>us hokkei fan>blue haired ghoul pottery
>>153455646turtleneck neckguards look so much better
I slept all day and haven’t turned the tv on yet how’s the game going
>>153455760I know why they have them on but those little neck guards won’t do shit
TOTAL DANISH COLLAPSE
SCARRRRRUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA
Tkachuk haters are seethingBuffalo sloppers malding
>>153455750True except for my Wildies
goalies like calvin pickard would have made that save
Denmark bros... what happened
FREEEEEEEE BIIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDD
FINALLYTEAM USA LEADS
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
>>153455782USA waking up now
>>153455772speak for yourself /pol/tard
PROTAGONIST
>>153455773That's a kid
>>153455717Didnt say that, but someone on reddit said that slovakia scoring the final goal fucked you over
>>153455701Only city i've ever been to where the hockey arena occupies by far the prettiest view.
>>153455689>slovakia has an easy way to semissadly not true. we are crashing and burning against czechia/latvia in qfs 100% and i will be betting on that loss because that's a guaranteed free money
>>153455750Same can be said of their entire country.
FREEEEEE BIIIIRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD
>they think its over
>>153455735yep, my kids are 2 and 4
>>153455026USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>153455717no
>>153455750Please don't be mean to Larkin he a good boi
CZ/SK possibility is very real
we didnt want alaska anyway
>>153455820Post hand Samir
>>153455759lots of famous nhl hockey players from there despite a population of ~30,000Stefan Öhman, Nils Johansson, Per Svartvadet, Peter Forsberg, Markus Näslund, Niklas Sundström, Andreas Salomonsson, Magnus Wernblom, Mattias Timander, Victor Hedman, Tobias Enström, Victor Olofsson, Henrik and Daniel Sedin.
>>153455820Mohammed is mad his parents immigrated to the wrong country lmfao
>>153455829It is but it doesn't matter because you've got no shot at #1 seed on goal diff
>>153455757If you ignore the finn slovak dutch and leaf flags then this is true
serious question:Why doesnt the obviously losing team just body check the opponent everytime they have the puck?
>>153455726KEK
>>153455814Just saw the standings, why are we even behind Slovakia with the same points and +/- when we beat them H2H?
Denmark will still winAlso if you don't get a perfect score on that flag thing you are literally subhuman
>>153455845We will never recover from the humiliation
*ding*
>>153455820I WAS BACKING YOU COUNTY UP DURING THE CANADIAN CHEETING SCANDAL AND YOU BETRAY ME BY BEING MEAN???
Brady should be the captain not that Mexican dude
>>153455750to be fair anyone who cracks a joke or shows any personality is considered arrogant and boorish by swedes. besides lidstrom naslund and forsberg swedes are typically very boring personality wise. sedins aparently were pure autists. pettersen is also an autist. you guys need to lighten up
>>153455845you're so fucked, tomáš
6 OR 7 MINUTES
DING DING DING DING DING MOTHERFUCKING DING
>>153455880How am I supposed to recognize African banana flags?
Back reading the thread I think I lost all my respect for Spain
NEW >>153455890>>153455890
>>153455892SISSEVEEE
>>153455874>their cunts are fundamentally not set up to deal with non-ethnostates, unlike America which has countless mechanisms for keeping them in checkWhat the fuck does this even mean
>>153455905Retard
>>153455913that he should take meds and go back to pol, really bunch of retards itt
>>153455852
Jack Hughes is trash
>>153455853No, I'm happy my great grandparents weren't dumb enough to leave.
off the penis and inhate to see it
>>153455879I dont know
>>153455886>I did not defend the cheaters, even if they cheated against YOU, I see this as you owe me.The american mindset everyone
>>153456126this is what i was talking about >>153455889you guys need to lighten up. why are u all so fucken stiff. fins don't seem to have that same autism. thye are fun. genuine question is it higher incidents of autism in sweden genetically?
>>153456190I just hate mutts
>>153456190I literally have autism.
>>153456355why do so many of u have autism. genuine question. lack of sunlight while ur moms are preggers? finlandians dont seem to have the same autism so cant be that
>>153456597It's because they're north germanic. Finns are not germanic, therefore they know how to have fun and laugh at funny jokes and stuff.
>>153456740are norweigens and danes like swedes? no fun super serious etc.
I drank a buzzball when it was slow at, and now a bunch of people are here.
