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DENMARK
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serious question:
Why doesnt the obviously losing team just body check the opponent everytime they have the puck in the hopes of injuring them?
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>1980
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>>153455922
soft pusies
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DARKMEN
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Greenland is ours
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GO DANES GO
FUCK IKEA
FUCK BURGERS
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>>153455880
Yuropoors BTFO
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Someone please explain who is finland playing against in the QF
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>>153455890
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USSR was up 3-2 in the 2nd too
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>pooSA or cheatnada in the quarter
yep it's an olympic fiasko season again
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can denmark fucking shoot
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My last name ends in gaard so I’m conflicted who to cheer for.
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DING
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>no matter what happens in the goycattle sportsballgame we've eternally ruined europe's demographics and their cunts are fundamentally not set up to deal with being a non-ethnostate, unlike America which has countless mechanisms for keeping nonwhites in check for centuries
We've killed Europe and I couldn't be happier.
You've already got 50M Nafris and now you're getting 50M Jeets.
All because of one thing Obama and Trump each did
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WITH JEWS
YOU WIN
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Why do Danish niggas love chewing tobacco? It's so bad for you
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Elton John was goat 70's-80's cokehead diva
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>>153455922
floridian tactics, non of them is floridian
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>>153455890
What’s that ding sound
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>>153455922
Because intentionally causing injuries is basically the most unsportsmanlike thing you can do. An individual player doing it could get themselves barred from international competition. An entire olympic team doing it could get their whole country blacklisted.
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>>153455890
Thanks for baking :)
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>>153455958
jeetgaard, my son.
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>>153455958
>ramirezgaard
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>>153455947
>be american, get shots
No, denmark bans guns
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just make it clap
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/hoc/ loves >(you)
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>>153455958
niggaard?
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>>153455890
Jack Hughes can’t pass, Faber can’t hold the fucking zone to save his life, Werenski can’t aim, Swayman couldn’t stop a beach ball even if it had 5 dollars taped to it.
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jack has the go ahead goal bro's :)
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these niggas country is named after a pastry
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>Danish goaltending
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>153455974
someones fucking around the microphones i guess
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>>153455994
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rev up them Free Birds lads!!!!

x4
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noah scored too :)
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USA USA USA
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Get the apology forms ready
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FLY
HIGH
FREEEE
BIIIIIIIRD
YEAAAAAH
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Yeah I’m switching over to curling
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bruh
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THE MOON, AND GREENLAND ARE BOTH OURS
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YURODOGS LEARN THEIR PLACE
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As soon as the Jughes bros get off the ice we score. Pottery.
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USA
USA
USA
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TIK FUCKING TOK DENMARK
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FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
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So much indian hate :(
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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FREEEEEEEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD YEAAAAAAAAA
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YOU THOUGHT
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USA USA USA EAT SHIT YUROP
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>>153456018
Sorry you struggled to beat denmark
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>45 posts this fast
holy
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>>153455975
thats why you do it legally. me and my rugby mates do this everytime we are losing hard
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happy bud1400
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FREEEEEEEEE
BIIIIIIIIRRRRRDDDDD
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>>153455922
the only way that works is if the refs are willing to look the other way
so in practice only the florida panthers
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Greenland
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This is our b team btw
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Yeah Sogaard is trash so it was only a matter of time before the dam broke
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>>153456021
No stay I enjoy your conversation
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>That Dane qt
hnnnng
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WHERE FROM GREENLAND ARE YOU FROM
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CAMMAN DANE KANGS
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>>153456036
because you're all subhuman retarded worthless filth
get fucked
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When we get Denmark, we split it into two separate states. I still want Alaska to be the largest land mass state in the nation.
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1400 days ago something magical happened
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>>153456046
/hoc/ is in peak condition
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>Can't defend goal
and these people say they'll defend Greenland
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SCAAAAAAAAAR
FROM YOUR USA GOLDEN KNIGHT
N O A H
HANAFIIIIIIIIIIN
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>>153456060
>try cheese the danish

?
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CAN YOU HEAR DENMARK SIIIING??? NOOOO NOOOO
CAN YOU HEAR DENMARK SIIIING? NOOOO NOOOOOO
CAN YOU HEAR DENMARK SING?? I DON'T HEAR A FUCKING THING

OOOOOH WE ARE AMERICANS
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AND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT
>CHA-A-A-A-A-A-A-ANGE
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>>153456045
They touched the puck after launching it
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>>153456054
B for Be getting your asses beat.
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>>153456036
Go forth and ruin Europe
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>>153456054
Why didn't you use your A team friend?
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>>153456064
Colorado
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Haha the Eichel!
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>>153456060
how much
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>>153455970
You're most likely trolling but in case you're not: Copenhagen, despite its name, is cancerous amerislop dipping tobacco. Swedish snus is prepared and used entirely differently, and no link between its usage and cancer has been shown. The Scandis mog us in this department.
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USA is going to get fucking GRAPED in the finals by Canada and we're all be laughing
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>>153456045
>Tf
>Tp
US scoring more on Denmark than Canada, thoughts?
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>>153455978
>>153455980
>>153455994
100% pure Norwegian blood you jealous bitches
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Every goal cuts the price on Greenland
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This is the most unlikable team we have iced in 20 years.
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>>153455922
Because there's such a thing as decency? There are players who do think like this though like Wilson, he will go out to injure other players when he feels like it because he's a piece of trash.
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>>153456061
Post her
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>>153456036
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get fucked and mauled canacucks and yuroshits
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>>153456086
Resting them for the Latvia game we didnt actually think we had a chance to win tonight
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>all euros and leafs suddenly very quiet
well well well
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They seriously chose Hanifin over Fox... wild decision
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>>153455890
Härlig bild
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FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE BIRD
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Someone webm the guy stripping to show off his USA boxers
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danes, just hurt mcavoy
hes flimsy af
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whew! was getting worried there for a second burgerbros
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>>153456067
Canada belongs to india now
you learn your place
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>>153456098
Ok big boy
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Where did all the celebrating Euros go, huh
Must have all realized they were a 20km cross country biathlon country and don't care about hockey all at the same time or something
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>>153456098
why are you grey
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>>153456101
I hate the Tkachuks so much
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Which part of Greenland are you boys going to claim? I got dibs on Qaqortoq
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>>153456098
what flavor gatorade you sippin' on?
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>>153456096
>different year
>different month
>different tournament
Thanks for chiming in lumpkins
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>>153456116
We already had too many jews
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Danebros... I don't feel so good....
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>>153456031
Brehs
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>struggle to win against a country with 6 million people where hockey is like their 5th sport
>still get shot at Kum and Go
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>>153456035
Every indian mans dream to have an American wife take them to the land of burgers
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Matthews is such ASS
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How many of you fags actually play? Like how many people here own a pair of breezers?
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>>153456098
Hahahahah no way
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you r ok USA
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>both canada AND europe are getting ruined by jeets now
kek, so fucking based. Every time you see a jeet in your lands remember, Trump Did This, with his Anti-H1B Mandate.
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>>153456144
Not just then but Eichel plays like a bitch too.
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>>153456145
the part with the inuit qts if such a place exists
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OH NO NO NONONO
TRUMP IS TAKING GREENLAND
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Reminder that Mia Khalifa had her implant flattened by a hockey puck
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>>153456171
This is a jeet
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>>153456169
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HELL SEGER
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HOWEVER
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>swayman
jewish goaltending
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>>153456164
I ice skated for the first time at 31
I was so out of shape I threw up on the ice then quickly left out of embarrassment without returning my rentals
haven't tried again since
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>>153456147
Midnight Ice :]
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>swaym3n
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>American goaltending
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>>153456184
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SWAYMAN
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FUCKING KIKE SWAYMAN
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Please get this bum out of the pipes
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uh oh
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FUCKING GAYMAN
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You guys didn't see that, that didn't happen
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>sieveman
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My theory is that team USA is approaching these games extremely lackadaisically because they really only give a shit about Canada. This is why we fuck around early and then get serious after the first period.
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Fuck sake
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>>153456148
>different year
>different month
>different tournament
Same seethe thoughbeit
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>4-3
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Please start Hellebuyck
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Denmark playing well they should be proud of this.
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JT doing a good job blocking that puck
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kek
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SCARRR
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>>153456169
It's not $5 thanks to joe biden
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how many softies can >gayman give up in one game?
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>>153456145

I'll take the whole frozen center because that's where Agartha is.
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>conceding 3 against denmark
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AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH
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Danes favoring the left side to shoot on
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>>153456194
for me its the cheesy gordita crunch
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Jew took a bribe obviously
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We can do it frens
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>>153456164
The rural shithole I'm from had no local ice rinks so I have never even tried it.
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>>153456164
I play open hockey and pickup games at the park. Great way to stay in shape.
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Within one!
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>Veyman
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No more Swayman I've had enough. Otter might be an upgrade, Hellashit needs to get his shit together
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3 out of 11 shots get him out of there
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>three goals on 11 shots
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Get (((Swayman))) on the fucking bench already. This bum shouldn't even be in the game if Otter didn't get hurt
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>check in to FIN-ITA women's puck
>Fin SCARRR
it's over for Shitaly
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>>153456241
Get the apology forms ready paco
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>>153456250
we are
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Lolmerica
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men swayman sucks
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if we win I get to gape my gf

i really don't want to
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We're deporting Gayman after this game
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>>153456262
>less golds than brazil
KEK
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you guys know that odds for this match were about 1.06 to 30 right? it's actually quite weird denmark even managed to score, the only thing you can bet live now is if they concede less or more than 8.5 goals
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a one goal lead was always the plan
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>>153456267
Is it a Gasolin' song you have as goal song?
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>>153456300
kek
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>>>gayman
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>>153456166
WHAT??
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what do Canadians think of this embarrassing performance by team USA?
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Americans make Bennington look elite
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>>153456262
>HOLD STILL CAN'TNADA WE AREN'T DONE
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>>153456164
I cant even skate
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>JT Miller fucking it up
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Saw it was 2-1 for denmark. wut
>denmark scaar as i'm writing this
the fuck is happening here
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Haven't met a single "person" from Alaska who wasn't a massive scumbag, Swayman included
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USA CRASHING OUT IN THE 3RD
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>>153456265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n73H3BrWjhs
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having some corn chips and salsa tbqh
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Why are there like 20 anti canada threads on the catalogue
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>>153456284
Well so here’s what’s funny. Bill and Team USA ballwashers will say that Swayman had the best advanced stats of the three goalies BUT they’ll turn right around and say advanced stats don’t matter which is why it’s fine to leave Caufield and Robertson off the team.
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>>153456267
i want to believe
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people with less golds than brazil don't get to post
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>>153456256
thats a crime
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>>153456267
i kneel nord gods
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>>153456164
i played floorball in middle school gym class
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xaxaxaxa
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>>153456294
Get out gold medal ready Ramjyamarj
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>>153456317
It's been obvious the US sent a shit team
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>>153456270
holy comfy
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>>153456317
we won't even have to cheat to score on swagman
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>>153456343
Some curling bullshit, a sport somehow more popular than hockey
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>>153456301
to israel?
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>>153456302
>loses to latvia
KWAB
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>350 million motherfuckers
>vs
>6 million lads
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>>153456338
was expect a titty to pop out instead the explosion, gj
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GO DANES WIN IT FOR THE WHITE MAN
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>>153456164
My grandfather's brother was janitor at a local ice rink so my grandfather put me skates on me before I learned to walk.
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I'm starting to thinking Guerin only put Oettinger on the team so Dallasfags would shut the fuck up about Robertson
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yeah we're not getting one seed, that goal just about does it unless >we score 5 goals in one period (and God help us if we get upset)
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Are there over times or does it go straight to a shootout
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>>153456402
That where we send them if we want them to get away with their crimes
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>>153456369
the team is fine but matthews is a shit captain who doesn't know how to rally anyone. it shoulda been a tchachuk or eichel
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>>153456343
chinese/israel/burger propaghanda
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Swayman is getting benched after this
Otter needs to step up
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>>153456423
Nice. Did you play in high school?
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>>153456402
to alaska
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WITH
JEWS
WE
LOSE
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American Ad-kino
Fix your rectal integrity now
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>>153456402
*Future Palestine
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>>153456409
Tbf our Hockey playing population is probably more similar to Canada's
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Ok coach anon do you pull swayman or stick with your guy?
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>>153456253
Why isn’t he starting?
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>>153456430
Nobody should shut the fuck up about Robertson it was legitimately a very retarded choice to leave him off.
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rollin for the US team plane to crash on their way back to America after not medaling (quinn hughes not on the plane coz I warned him)
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>jewish goaltending
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>>153456343
You cheat and you suck.
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>>153456164
yup. I tend the goal.
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>>153456455
>none on my team
Thank God my team prefers halal
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this blonde slag that was slutting it up with TJ Oshie the other day is covered up. Boo
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>>153456479
Retard
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my USAsies are playing like abject dogshit and deserve to lose this game against Legoland
move your fucking legs
fire coach Sullivan into the fucking sun and let Torts take over
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oyveyman
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>>153456343
mexicans are obsessed with us for some reason
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>>153456164
i literally won the NCAA national championship at BC. I got drafted
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>>153456472
DeBoer cursed him
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>>153456472
Because Bill hates Dallas. Dallas is going to DISEMBOWEL the Wild in the playoffs
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>timbits hockey
Top kek
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>>153456455
wait do kent hughes, habs gm, is jew?
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why are we going easy on Denmark?
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>>153456471
Former
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>>153456164
I used to play and I was really good. Was on track to play D1 but then I found my real passion of smoking weed
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>>153456482
that's fucked mate why would you even joke about that
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>>153456514
post a picture of your penis
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>>153456527
Donations to Israel just went through
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Why is Canadian darkie Anson Carter in the American hockey studio?
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>>153456503
It's amazing how hard of a Crosby baby he got exposed as.
Also Guentzel is being exposed as an elite-setup-man baby much like Matthews.
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M
F
A
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>>153456527
No we are just playing objectively shit
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>>153456500
You’re a retard if you disagree with me.
>scores the most goals
>nah we don’t need him
Planet retard mentality
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>>153456527
We have an early life tendy
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>>153456503
Torts would only make things worse
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>>153456503
They deserve to not medal based on the team they brought to italy
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>>153456514
Post a pic
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Lol
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>>153456527
A-anon, I-i...
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>>153456524
Kent Hughes is a Quebecois
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>>153456503
Eh they're actually dominating but Swayshit is sharting all over the crease
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>>153456547
cam on binlan
score sam fackin gooolds
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>>153456514
By which shit team run by retards
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Really don't understand also why Swayman is starting, if it's on stats Helle wouldn't have gone 2 days ago and if it's about past performance then Swayman would be #3
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>>153456568
One of the Dane players is from Minnesota thoughbeit
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>>153456533
basado
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Say something nice about this absolute fraud
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Please god don’t let this team choke today
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>>153456547
PLEASE crop us out next time
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Don't let this game distract you from BIG BRUINS CHEEKS
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>>153456611
Literally know idea who this is
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Please god let this team choke today
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>>153456573
Quebec, and Montreal in particular, has a pretty sizeable Jewish population. Why do you think we're known for our bagels and smoked meats?
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>>153456514
link your elite prospects page
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this amateur hockey tournament is pretty good so far
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FREEE BIRD YEAH
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>>153456611
i didn't watch any figure skating this year but i know they made a big stink about him. he looks smug kwab
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>>153456611
I bet he sucks cock like a goddamn tornado
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>>153456594
Bill is a petty little bitch.
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Is Jake Oettinger injured? If not start him tomorrow.
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>>153456457
for me it's the intuit turbotax song, so extra
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>>153456638
true
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>>153456623
Gross flabby ass. Tell this bitch to do some squats.
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>>153456624
>know idea
t. Jing-Dao Ramachandranswami
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Denmark, sell greenland and use the money to fix your bad economy.
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>>153456611
why does he make mexicans so mad
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>>153456623
do the asses of hot women really smell as bad as mine (i.e. a fat disgusting NEET incel)
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before the game:
>they are a dangerous team, lots of big star players we have to be careful
now:
>just shoot from the middle, apparently that's their weakness, lol
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>>153456651
He’s not. Bill gave some snotty quip about not defending his decisions and not worrying about making fan bases mad
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>>153456624
The face of US winter Olympics in all the advertising- choked away his gold medal ast night falling on his ass multiple times.
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Pull Swayman, he's rattled and not tracking long distance shots.
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Friendly reminder Can'tnada couldn't even beat Denmark 8 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1UjC3Kl7oo
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>>153456630
You smoke your meat, you don't cut it like Jews and Americans.
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>>153456492
The curling thing? I read that's just a foul, so that's like saying taking a tripping penalty is cheating.
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JT Miller has that snarl grit that makes him dangerous on ice
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1400 days ago bud defeated trb
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>>153456689
Swayman needs gay sex with Swedes to be at full strength
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Why the fuck do they have time to go backstage and do interviews in each intermission
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>>153456611
I don’t watch troon sports
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it's safe to say that NHL got exposed as fraudulent money laundering scheme this Olympics
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It's weird to have 2 mini-halftimes

>>153456677
No, they smell much worse, I would give anything to replace my goth Onlyfans gf's ass with yours <3
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>>153456677
No, hot womens asses literally have 0 smell or taste. But I mean genuinely hot, not your definition of it at 3 AM on a tuesday.
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This team is built to wear out the opponent which literally only works against teams with single digit NHL players or lower, it's a crutch only useful against shit teams.
Does Guerin seriously think we can check Canada or Finland into the boards for 20 minutes then cruise to a 4 goal victory? Christ almighty.
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>>153456709
Well toss him in the fuckin sauna then.
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>>153456706
That’s tomorrow
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>>153456691
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>>153456694
You should've have a bunch of stones removed because you did it several times, then you did it again against the Swiss.
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>FIN 11
>ITA 0
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
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>>153456726
If (((Swayman))) wasn't complete ass, this is a 4-0 game and we would be talking about how we're stomping the team who just beat Can'tnada in June
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>>153456694
>touches the stone, caught literally in 4k
>"wooooah fuck off I didn't touch it"
people didn't really appreciate this
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lets go denmarkbros scarr some goals
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>>153456709
He needs to drink the of bloodPalestinian children
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>>153456568
>40k rugby players in germany
>we actually care more about rugby than hockey
I did not expect this
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>>153456692
smoked meat delis and bagels are deffo an jew thing. that said I think hughes is gentile
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>>153456728
Saunas are too hot for sex
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>>153456732
my mistake it looks like it's bud1399
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I am good friends with Brian Dumoulin
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Hey guys, big Heated Rivalry fan here, is this the sport for guys who like to have gay sex with men?
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>>153456776
He won two cups with my penguins (:
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>>153456779
yes
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finnish slags are losing against swiss stacys btw
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>>153456779
Aren't you the guy who keeps dropping his towel in the sauna?
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>>153456779
Ask bud and trb
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>>153456760
Hockey is a pretty unpopular sport in every country in the world except for Canada, Finland and Russia
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>>153456779
No it the sport for women that lie about being raped by team canada
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>>153456801
Retard.
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>>153456796
how else would you be able to play sauna gollum
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DENMARK SIRS
FIGHT & WIN
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>>153456779
we don't talk about that show here
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>>153456811
you enjoyin bud1399?
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>>153456739
>4 days later
>still crying about losing 7-4
jen
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>>153456760
No one cares about rugby in europe.
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>>153456725
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So Otter could hold the avalanche to 1-2 goals into multiple overtime victories with the likes of Dumba and Ceci in front of him but they couldn’t trust him against fucking Denmark? They gambled on a jewboy with a single playoff round win?
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>>153456801
yea but rugby is not popular in Germany at all, and DEL does get some tv coverage and attention in general. Meanwhile rugby bundesliga gets streamed on twitch by each club themselves if at all. Also DEL is professional rugby bundes is almost completely amateur league, with some semi pro teams
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>>153456848
booby :DD
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>>153456848
imagine boobs
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>Swayshit still in
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Is Denmark usually a top tier Olympic team? This has been a way better game than I was expecting.
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>3 goals out of 11 shots
snowman would do a better job
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Quinn Hughes with 20 minutes on ice
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>>153456848
gib vanilla milkies
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>>153456748
The swede shouldn't have acted so passive aggressive then to elicit that response
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>>153456849
vegas made the call usa -3.5 was over before the game even started
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How come Matthew tkachuk doesn’t have a m on his jersey but Brady had a b?
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SSSSSSSCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!
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>>153456827
You can do this danebros
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>>153456843
objectively wrong
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Whoa the US is playing Denmark? Is that in purpose for ratings because of Greenland shit or was it random?
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>>153456875
Your going to win this one anyway so why destroy his confidence with a pull
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>>153456843
Europe isn't a country or a monolith
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let's gooooooooooo
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>>153456746
Finland needs a better goal differential than Sweden for a chance to get second place and a bye towards the quarterfinals, so they ran up the score.
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So, faglords, how goes the globohomo IIHF faggotry? Your bussys stuffed?
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>Tkachuk-Eichel-Hughes

One trick pony.
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>>153456908
Yes it is, dumbass
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>>153456694
An illegal touch removes the stone from play. essentially costing that team a throw for the end. It's a pretty big deal.
The swedes cried to the officials about it and they made an arbitrary call against the women's team today as "punishment" costing them the game.
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>>153456837
Bud is eternal
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>>153456897
SAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
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>>153456908
it literally is
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PLOWED INTO THE SOUND
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>>153456843
Lol, lmao even
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Does Denmark have cute hockey girls?
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>>153456801
And Latvia, which is surprising, given how poor quality is our hockey infrastructure, but people in here love the game and treat it like a national identity thing.
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SCAAAAAAAAAAR
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fax
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>>153456906
Can’t destroy what’s not there
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SSSSSSSSSSSS
CCCCCCCCCCC
AAAAAAAAAAAA
RRRRRRRRRRR
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Come on USA!
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>>153456958
We lost fair and square :(
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>>153456675
Does he?
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>>153456953
based easyland
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6 7
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>>153456913
>>
so where are you taking your girlfriend for valentines tonight /hoc/?
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Chemical Brothers are so based
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can't fault USA's tenacity, they're giving the danes all they got
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>>153456987
We don’t have girlfriends here
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why isn't Freddy in goal?
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>>153456987
coffee date this morning, plowing her tonite
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>>153456987
Valentines day is over in 50 minutes
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You can tell M. Tkachuk is a racist
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>>153456987
gonna kms after they show another happy couple in the crowd instead actually
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>>153456987
Look at this poor kid thinking love is real
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>>153456958
It's funny watching pucklets put so much stock into a single game overtime result. They're just fun games you know
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>>153456952
Do hockey girls fight like the men do?
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>>153456989
No we're not lol
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>>153456987
my what?
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nice magnets
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>>153456987
We had dinner on the couch, watching curling
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>>153456987
girlfriend?
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>>153457008
I think you meant to type based.
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>>153457013
no they just call each other fat
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>>153457013
they are not even allowed to really touch each other (while on ice)
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>>153456611
He's built for BWC
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i cant follow where the ball is, im a girl btw
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SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
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>>153456987
Playing some bar bingo later at the American Legion
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>>153457027
nice meme
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>>153457008
I am too
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Why are Brady and Jack the entire US offense?
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>>153457008
Race Realist
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>Eichel
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these danish ass niggas is trying so hard bruh
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I like how /olyhoc/ died fast and now nu/hoc/ enjoyers hsvw to suffer old/hoc/ antics
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>>153457045
based. fish fry?
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>>153457077
tell me about it
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>>153457060
>Gary hates trannys
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>>153457077
this, we should simply let the US win by 12
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>>153456987
To bed.
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>>153457060
the trans obsession is so fucking pathetic dude. Literally thousands of people die every year from unregulated guns and the myth that trans people are raping kids in female bathrooms is the hill you wanna die on.
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anyone eating a chocolate puck?
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>>153457089
>some
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>left to get beers at the store
>thinking about nothing
>saw a couple kissing and holding hands
yep, getting drunk now
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SCARRR
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>>153457083
Fish fry was last night. Delicious.
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>finland defeat someone 11-0
kek why
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CMON DENMARK SMASH THEIR HEADS IN THEY TRIED TO STEAL GREENLAND
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>>153457103
Fidorka?
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Swayman has not made one save I would call “impressive”
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>>153457101
NO we are not making this into trannies vs gun laws thread
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>>153457101
>SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
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Danes gassed
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what's the score?
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>schnitzel
>>
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>>153456987
pound town, then order food and cuddle while watching some dogshit show, I'm sure
>>
This is a brutal shift from the Hughes brothers
They have no business getting pinned in their zone
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>>153457118
Some guys don’t understand putting on a show for the crowd
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This is America's Stanley Cup
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Commence to Free Birding!

x5
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SCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
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>>153457120
>tried
It’s happening and there’s nothing you can do to stop it
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USA USA USA
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Let’s go
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>more magnets
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It should be 5-0 right now
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C’est fini mes amis
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GOAL USA USA USA
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Denmark bros...
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>>153457135
2-1 Danemark...
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I was
Booooooorn in the U S AAAA
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Holy fuck. The US let in 3 goals to Denmark?!? And they’re only winning by 2? Lmfao what? And you guys were trying to talk shit about Swiss, who are actually good, getting 1 goal on yesterday. Pathetic
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>>153457123
no, a 1:1 sized one chocolate replica
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>>153457118
Italy sucks
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>>153457135
FIVE TO THREE
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Feel bad for the Danes but happy for our guy Jake
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>>153457118
had to run up score to ensure a seed in the playoffs
not proud but had to be done
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OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
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det slut
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>>153457153
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FREEEEE BIRD YEAH
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FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
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USA USA USA
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FREE BIRD YEAH
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FREEEEEEEEE
BIIIIIIIIIRRRRRDDDDD
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>>153457171
Swayman has not been good.
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>>153457153
yuck
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Being a goalie would be a miserable job when you're getting scored on
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>>153457150
the Stanley cup is our stanley cup
40 years in a row now
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horns going off after a score is some thirdie shit
i expected better from the "le canonical epic white nordic sport tai mikä tahansa"

but anyway play freebird
dirty foreigners learn their place
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>>153456987
i got her a card, flowers, and gave her $75
we didn't go out because she has the flu.
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>>153457195
>>153457198
>>153457200
>>153457202
You niggers are Denmark tier lol
>>
Why does it feel like we're just toying with our opponents in these games? We're just passing it around in front of the net until we feel like scoring. It reminds me of when I used to play water polo against shit teams: our coach would insist we make x number of passes around the perimeter before shooting/scoring. It's like we're using these cucks for practice.
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Det er ovre...
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i sincerely did not know "women's hockey" existed
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>>153457171
Didn't you loose to Denmark back in May?
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Reminder Can'tnada LOST to Denmark
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>>153457212
You're not even white
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>>153457225
lying is a sin
>>
ban uSSa
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>>153457207
kys jeet
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They’re playing Matthews a lot they’re really trying to let him stat pad
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time to drink myself to sleep in silence
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>>153457208
it fucking is
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>>153457220

see

>>153457231
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>>153457131
what are you even trying to say dude
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>>153457220
praying for you lil bro
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>>153456987
we don't do that in america
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no one cares chikaner
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time to loudly drink myself to sleep
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>>153457247
Sovl
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Danish melty
>>
>>
>>153457219
you gave your gf cash? that's kinda tacky bro
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>>153457240
so is gay sex so i guess all of /hoc/ are sinners
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Fin ladies can't score a single goal
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first person to make a new thread is gay
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Wow
I've never swwn athews emote before
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>>153457176
>>153457189
kek it was against shitalians?
based, always good
the northern lands teach the shitalians their place

>>153457239
i'm white with blue eyes and not a drop of slav or medoid blood. do you even have blue eyes?
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>danish sv% .850ish
>us sv% .800
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>>153457253
>>153457257
Kek you guys are coping
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>Finland 11
>Italy 0
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Most fight Matthews has shown in years.
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>>153457268
>>153457268

NEW
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DOMINICK THE DONKEY EEE HAW EEE HAW
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>>153457225
PWHL has higher attendance than any European league
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lol the leaf penalty call rn. fuck this fucking gay retarded tournament. strictly for europoors who don't get to watch the real thing to feel big.
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>>153457287
getting cocky against lego sticks
>>
Does /hoc/ like Kenny Albert or Sean Mcdawnuh? Personally I think Albert has a much stronger voice
>>
Where the fuck is this matthews with the Leafs genuinely never seen this big pussy stand up for himself in his decade in Toronto
>>
>>153457273
Why are they so shit? Are finnish women good at any sport?
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>>153457057
didnt take goal caufield
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>>153457264
>below fucking macacozil
KEK
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>>153457254
You wouldn't get it (God given rights)
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>>153457288
Retard
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>awful badtthews
>>
>REFS HELP
Danecucks are unbelievable
>>
canacuck ref doing what they do
>>
pussy ass call
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>>153457208
No shit that’s literally what you’re not supposed to do for your job
>>
Tf we get a penalty for
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>>153457333
2 minutes for being a bitch
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dylan larkin tripped on a 1-3 no call short handed. fuck these fucking europoor fag refs.
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>>153457305
>laffs
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>>153457306
They're bad at everything
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>>153457227
Surely you’re not talking about the tourney we won? Which has nothing to do with this one.
>>
>>153457325
>>153457333
All you niggas do is cry jfc
>>
Why does it sound like they're playing Ram Ranch
>>
Little Sweden is such a shitty team.
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>>153457333
Crosschecking when everyone else was just pushing, I can understand the penalty
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>>153457333
Playing hockey in Europe
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>>153457358
other teams aren't allowed to intentionally knee guys or break their hips.
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our women's team scored three goals in the tournament and they were all in one game. dynamite.
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>>153457402
wtf is a women
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>>153457360
my phone was on the aux my bad
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>Dickow just catches everything with his dick
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That was smooth
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>Danish goaltending
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Holy shit I thought he passed it behind the net, 200iq goal
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lol
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That goal was just mean
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>>153457225
they are basically lesbians that traded the opportunity to be hot trophy wives and mothers and cooks to be on par with mens U15 squads
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>>153456987
>girlfriend
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>>153457598
Shut the fuck up you fat slob taking pride in other men being athletic.
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after seeing this team sitting on the bench together I can safely bet against us
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>gets the game puck that decided who gets to have Greenland
fucking nice
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>FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBERG



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