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DENMARK
Bustin Matthews
Danish pp time
HAPPY VALENTINES HOC
US exposed by Denmark loo
Here we go, refs trying to rig the game
Matthews penalty for being American
>Busted Assthews
>below huezil-1000000 izzat for canada
USA plays with no passion
>>153457290luv when my Olympic screenshots are used
Denmark was not penalised?
My USA (:
BREATH IN>BREATH OUTBREATH IN>BREATH OUT
I couldn't imagine if Matthews played for my team much less a captain. I don't know how people from Toronto can watch this guy.
canacuck refs are pussies
>>153457337it was a very good donkey
>>153457336They’re going to win the gold anyways
>>153457304<3
>>153457336You suck my dick with no passion nigga
>Auston BadNews
Is hockey the counter-strike of regular sports?
>>153457335>Canasilvers
>>153457349Matthews is a secret agent ensuring that Can'tnadians will never win a Stan Lee again
From last threadDoes /hoc/ prefer Kenny Albert or Sean Mcdawnuh? I like Kenny Albert
>>153457336vaccine status?
I know you're gonna call cope but 5 - 3 is actually pretty fucking good. I legitmately expected this to be a 0 - 6 blowout. Half of our players play in your league, the other half dreams about it.
USAUSAUSA
Matthews is such a bad player
>canada still has no gold medalsHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153457377Jack Edwards
>>153457327*Mexican
>>153457383Cope
>>153457397sigh, just post the cope sheet guys
>>153457397I thought they cheated the Swedes out of the Curling Mens gold?
>>153457383Denmark genuinely played a great game here. This was one to watch.
>>153457365Dis niqqa got a Lego head
gotta be honest, expected more from the usa. Almost as bad as sweden
>Finland will score 11 goals today>And get knocked out
>>153457397OH NO HAHAHAHAH
>>153457375
>>153457409If (((Swayman))) wasn't ass this was a 5-1 win
Friendly reminder: this tournament is NOT best-on-best on account of Russia's absence
>>153457397KEK the hockey is just one event out 20 we're following this year but for Canada this really is everything
>below kazakstanKEK
Why did they take their goalie out?
Winner gets custody of Greenland
>>153457419Already making excuses for losing the gold
>>153457397KWAB
>>153457397Really is a pretty poor showing from Canada.
>>153457397I literally could care less about any winter olympic event
F for their goalie
>>153457383didn't you beat canada?
>>153457430Injured from the save
>>153457419also norway is missing
>>153457408No that was a round robin match. Sweden was basically already out of contention and just bitched out because they hate losing.Now the officials are trying to sink the women's team in retaliation. We also just got screwed out of the podium on the 1500 by a bad ref call.
>>153457397>austraililand has more medals than canada>brasil has more medals than canada
>>153457430>here's how latvia can still win
>>153457366The most important and best one?Yes.
>>153457430Think he got hurt making that last save
remember to hug and hold hands with your local Finn :)
Ouch
Why do Matthews and JT Miller get so many minutes? They’re not good players
>rags
damn looks like i missed a fun day of hockey
>>153457419Best on best refers to the players, not the countries, HIVan. Also, you have no centres or defencemen.
nigga pulled his pussy rip
>>153457453>local finnDoes such a thing exist in slovakia?
>>153457443>the Swedes, the Swiss AND the refs are conspiring against usDindu
>>153457279My eyes are grey lil bro
>>1534574084 man curling is still in preliminaries. canada ACKed in doubles. Sweden got gold USA silver Italia bronze.
>>153457383Denmark has literally never qualified in a year when the pros go. It is an accomplishment for them to even be here. The fact this isn’t a 11-0 blowout right now is an indictment on Team USA
>>153457465Best on best is known as the Stanley Cup playoffs
>>153457419If the Russians want to participate in the Olympics they should stay out of the affairs of their neighbors. Unfortunately they seem completely dead set on illegally expanding their territory and trying to depose the leaders of other peaceful sovereign nations. Really despicable stuff
>>153457407
>>153457442Norge doesn't play hockey
>>153457486I agree which is why I think Israel should also be banned along
>>153457471yes, there's one in my bed right now...
>>153457335why is china so shit
>>153457486How's Maduro, by the way
Why are American players wearing chokers around their neck?
>>153457474looks like mine, but without the green bitsdon't tell the thirdies tho they think i'm brown
>>153457408That was a rounds match.Since the Canadians got exposed for cheating the curling government body confirmed that they were dirty cheats and would be watching for it in their next game.Canada played again today and lost now that they had to play somewhat honestly, although their opponent noticed that they were still cheating but the referees lacked the balls to call them on it.
>>1534574951 child policy they have very few gen z
>>153457493You cant say that.
>>153457504https://www.the-sun.com/sport/9450196/video-adam-johnsons-throat-matt-petgraves-ice-hockey/
>>153457504Reminds then that they serve Israel
>>153457512Why?
>>153457504it's black history month in usa
What did Thompson do to lose his minutes
>>153457510>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY CAN'T I STOP DROWNING LITTLE GIRLS SAVE ME CHINESE TAIPEI
>>153457525taking scoring chances away from Mild players
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
LETS GO
LETS GOOOOOOO
>>153457529Dude JT Miller is always on the ice it’s so annoying
FREEEEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIRRRRRDDDDD
Can't stop Won't stop Free Birdingx6
>>153457525he's too OP, olympic committee wants to balance the competition
Terrible positioning from the goalie
disgusting goal, do americans not feel shame?
>>153457504>>153457516
was this done like that on purpose? our commentator says that yes
USA USA USA USA
Reminds me of how poorly Quinn Hughes has been playing recentlyHow many turnovers is he up to now?
FLYHIGHFREEEEBIIIIIIIRDYEAAAAH
JACK OFF HUGHES
EXCELLENT USE OF THE BUMPERS
>>153457486>t. globohomo
FREEEEEBIIIIIRD
That was an accident, right? There's no way he meant to hit the guy's foot lol
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
>Be the goalie sub>Get subbed on>Let a goal in within 3 minuteskwab
FOREIGNERSLEARNTHEIRFUCKINGPLACEUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAMONITOR THIS SITUATION YUROMUZZIES
Fucking hell. Going to have to take my 5th Marner today and my Bennett is burning from wiping until there was blood after the 1st and 2nd Marner.
>tchuck rothers>hughes brothersgenes or environment ?
Okay that was actually a kino goal
Feel bad for Denmark. They were playing well.
>>153457556Yeah definitely
kek these Tkachuks do nothing but instigate
>euros and leafs thought the game was over at the 1st
FREEEEEE BIIIIIIIRRRRRDDDDDBRING ME CAN'TNADA
>>153457568Puck went in the direction he wanted, but I feel like it was supposed to be a centering pass.
>>153457431i completely forgot about that dynamic
6-3>6-36-3>6-36-3>6-3
>off his footKek brilliant play
>>153457577Money
Foreigners are going to develop PTSD about freebird at this rate
lol faggot leafs and yuros are on suicide watch kek
>>153457377Rick Jeanneret
>>153457577Hockey has a weak talent pool. Having rich parents who want you to be a hockey player is 90% of success.
>tfw no usa vs russia kino
>>153457573Bennett is actually good
Please danes, injure the burgers now. I beg you please. We need to win the next game
>63nmark
>>153457577Environment of getting twice the ice time of everyone else
jews are taking over the ice, not just owning the league
>>153457579nah man, every scrub team has played a strong first 30 mins and then imploded. they are giving 110% vs an 80% effort from the real teams just to keep it within a goal. USA/Canada will always win during the last 30
>>153457577>Both brother pairs had an Olympian parentMake that what you will
>>153457486Russia is banned for getting caught doping 4 Olympics in a row
Viking clap with no soul
They’re so desperate to have Matthews get a goal
>>153457608? everyone is just surprised it isn't 8:0
>>153457572kek muttduro
>>153457601I like the song too much for that
>>153457635Forgive them they're Minnesotan Vikings
>inb4 we implode now and lose 10-3
>>153457628No way Ellen Hughes is jewish
>>153457583Kek, Jen and lol even
kek i forgot in hockey it's US who is cucking everyone else out of their players , its like the reverse of soccer where yuros cuck thirdie dogs out of all their precious playersthey all worship our superior league and yes it is canonically american and not canadian, win a stan lee if you want to claim credit for it :)
>>153457635Also stealing your flag with their jerseys
>>153457632no its for actively eradicating gay pride from ukraine
>>153457640you niggers thought you had it won sybau
>>153457623I hope you tear your acl and meniscus
>>153457612>grow up in hockey state>mom laughs when I say I want to play who’s to say I wouldn’t have been an Olympic player? It’s so gay that money keeps so many people out of the sport.
This American team is relentless!
Matthews can't score
USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA
Why the fuck is the crowd doing the Icelandic soccer team cheer. Gay and retarded.PS. 7-3 USA big dong havers
seems like alot of bitter poor people in this thread
>>153457635How you guys don't get any winter Olympians?
B U S T T H E W S USTTTHEWS
>>153457572HOLY FUCKN.......BASED
>>153457664are you insane? the odds for this match were 1.06 to 30
Has there ever been a player with a harder fall off than Matthews?
>>153457665rude
>Postthews
why does brady tkachuk look like that? like a finn but even more grotesque
>>153457680Jeremy Swayman
important to have a wife that doesnt dilute your gene pool but maintains it, and preferably improves it
>>153457635Most amercians don’t have souls
>>153457680jonathan huberdeau
>>153457673norway is pretty good I agree
>>153457680
>>153457687You get what you deserve
>USA wins gold>Matthews still suck
>>153457654I refuse to believe that that is a jew.
>>153457688He hits the post in the biggest games like no other
>>153457692You have no idea what that means.
>>153457654Jews tend to have those sad basset hound eyes so yeah she absolutely is
>>153457669All of his “shots” look like they are being shot by an 87 year old woman.
>>153457689his dad had nhl money and he is a designer factory baby back when Shrek was the hottest thing
>>153457690Why isn't Hellebuyck in net
morning cunce. seems like it was a busy evening. confirming no surprises, no upsets.
>ey boss, yeah we didn't make it>thanks man means a lot>we tried our best>alright man>i'll go to miss jensen on 8:00 monday to fix her shitter>see ya later
>>153457692I'm 33 years old and have never had a girlfriend.
what a miss kek
Denmark can still turn this
gg nerds
how the fuck did danmark miss that one??
>>153457702I deserve 72 virgins
hughe's mom is cute , and is athletic , and doesnt look too jewey
>>153457710Looks like a PS monster
>>153457727bust hit the post again
>>153457612They have to have top tier athletic genetics and start playing hockey when they are young. With that comes new gear as the kid grows and ice fees which families with less economic power cannot afford. Occasionally those with potential for stardom but without financial background are given charity to allow them to grow to the elite level.
Get Swayman a goal. Let's have some fun.
How do you miss that bruh
>>153457720Could get bronze at least
>this absolute embarrassment of a performance >US wins gold>>153457705Come on sven I expect better from you
>>153457710looks like Smeagol
>>153457710>ISFJdo people really
God Swayman SUCKS>>153457718Test to see who to put in when Helle invariably collapses. It was always Otter but Bill is a retard.
>>153457635>Viking clapSoulless slops regardless
>>153457718I thought you were Can'tnadian Raj? You should know the answer to why the #1 goalie isn't playing in a back to back
Alright let's make it official. Sign on the dotted line.
>>153457750
>>153457710lmao this bitch looks downy as hell at least post an attractive chink
>>153457680Jonathon Cheechoo
>>153457756He's gotta be the make a wish goalie, right?
>>153457710She inherited the Asian filter obsession
We don't even care about hockey and we're raping countries which do. And this team beat canada lol
>>153457764Imagine feeling confident because you have the biggest choker in modern nhl history in net
>>153457775....what?
>>153457775Stop smoking meth
>>153457775>WeItaly, what the fuck are you talking about?
Has there ever been a hockey player that’s extremely good but a total pussy, refuses to get psychical or fight, but just has insane finesse?
Imagine not being +9 after 2 games against meme teams
My mutts (:
>>153457768>iihf leftovers tournament lmao you can't afford groceries
BUILD THE MCDONALDS AND WALMART GREENLAND IS OURS
It’s been a long time coming but….welcome to our 51st state Greenland!
get fucked yuroshits and canacucks
>>153457775Other teams are going easy on you because you are the host.
Trumo is coming for Iceland
>won the battle for Greenland
U S A>U S AU S A>U S AU S A>U S AU S A>U S AU S A>U S AU S A>U S AU S A>U S AU S A>U S AU S A>U S AU S A>U S AU S A>U S AU S A>U S A
>>153457804its not possible
>>153457802it's obviously a burger visiting italy bruh
>>153457743>have to have top tier athletic genetics
>>153457810>Tf>TpNigga what
>>153457804Yeah, his name is Crosby.
>>153457804Panarin
Soon
>>153457804Crosby
>>153457804Connor McDavid
>>153457837You. Can't. Afford. Groceries.
U-S-A
WE GREENLAND NOW
>>153457806Imagine not scoring 7 times (2 disallowed) in game one and another 6 in game two.
>>153457840>>153457844Unlock it bud
>>153457834We've moved on from Greenland. Now we take the home of the pizza.
>>153457806Imagine being a canadian
gg danmark
>>153457786>>153457794>>153457802>>153457819i'm from Montana i'm in italy to watch the olympics
>>153457689>like a finn but even more grotesqueThey're called slavs.
Swayman shouldn't be in net again
>>153457867based
>>153457804lots of players don't fight on the ice but this doesn't make them pussies
>>153457871All your goalies are trash
>>153457867If you are then you've lived there for less than 5 years
Swayman stinks!
Moral victory>One third less people than New York City>Doesn't give a fuck about hockey>Still somehow managed to wound one of the big boys
So we get Greenland now, right?
>>153457860wdym, we already have new haven connecticut
>>153457843alright denmark deal is a deal, hand over the pink slip
>>153457806you lost to a guy named dan mark btw
>>153457847You talking about power forward McDavid that's been laying people out both games so far?
>>153457883All your base are belong to U.S.
>>153457804Teemu Selänne
>>153457883We have the best goalie in the world Kuljeet
>>153457883We’re just like you now
Americans are such dorks lmfao
>>153457896You guys are gonna get raped by binland please my guy
>Ywn get the game puck that decided who gets to have Greenland in 2026Why live
>>153457889You did good you should be proud
whole lotta euro seethe itt
>>153457804Dion Phaneuf
Seriously don't understand why you wouldn't let Quick get the medal
>>153457889You guys beat Can'tnada. We can't thank you enough for giving us those memes
>>153457912>>153457913Tell me with a straight face you'd actually take hellycuck over binnington in a medal game
>>153457933The fuck did I do?
>>153457930God I fucking hated that goof
>>153457919Cope
>>153457889>Muh moral victory Hand over Greenland you losers
>!UNITE STATES CITIZEN TEST!>What do you call this landmass? Failing to answer correctly will result in you being deported back to Mexico
Red White and Blueland
>>153457710
>>153457919It's not even funny how much they've degraded as a people over the last decade
>>153457804Crosby, Wayne Gretzky, Connor McDavid, Mitch Marner
* NO MORE CANAKEK REFS *
when does usa play russia?
>>153457981Unironically gretzky is 100% true
>>153457889why did I think they were going to crash into each other
You can tell who the casuals who haven’t watched hockey since 2010 are ITT by how they talk about Crosby
>>153457981mcdavid is an enforcer now
>>153457950>laffs
>>153457847McDavid broke his hand punching too hard in a fight
>>153457942I’d take Swayman cuz he got a shutout in the gold medal game in the wc
>>153457968>>153457968Based
>>153457981If gretsky was a pussy, why didnt the other teams just bully him off the ice?
>no Russiafeels empty without our REAL rivals
>>153457990they're going to play on the white house lawn on the 4th
>>153457804sedins
>>153457966We haven't renamed it yet, so any answer will be incorrect. It'll probably get called Goldland or something, since he's so obsessed with gold.
>>153458015AgreedThis asterisk Olympics blows
>>153458009>muh iihf leftovers tournament You're sounding like a swede>>153458010
I never rooted this hard for Canada before. Avenge us Leafs!!!
>>153458006kek what a bitchwhatabitch
>>153458011Couldn't catch him.
>>153458011Cause you'd get ktfo by a goon
>>153458011Might want to learn more about hockey history. Gretzky had the entire team ready to die for him
>>153458015The russians would get smoked in this tournament they literally only have 2 NHL caliber centers and shit defence, they aren’t the hockey superpower they once were. They’re honestly Czechia tier. Rick Nash in 2010 broke them
>>153457966American Greenland
>>153457840>>153457844I don't even like Crosby but you're retarded
>>153458015>>153458038Why are you trying to steal Canada and Russia's rivalry
>denmark
>>153458077Thank drumpft for bringing these faggots to /hoc/ Imagine disrespecting Crosby in 2026
>>153458067They had a no check rule w Fraudzky.
Gayman did everything he could to hand them a win and they choked it. Denmark fucking sucks kek
>>153458035>>153458076wrong its >>153457968back to mexico with you beaners
Can you even be a pussy and play hockey? It's probably more physical than most positions in the NFL that aren't linemen these days
>>153457966Trumpland, 51st state admitted into the Union 2026
>>153458071you would know dumb faggotwe get robbed of kino
>>153458100Canadians don't even like Gretzky anymore you dumb faggot
>>153458078leaves are scared of Russia so they banned them
>>153458111Panarin is a massive vagina
>>153458109Shit don't take my greencard, can I at least go to Germany and get a German wife
>>153458094It’s honestly amazing how Sid the Kid went from being universally hated in the late 00s early 10s to universally beloved by the time of his 2nd gold and cup. You legitimately can’t deny his greatness anymore
>>153457734Jack and Quinn look so identical to their mother that their father could be literally anyone.
How come theres no black people in hockey?They deserve to get all the millionaire contracts there too
>>153458042This is a IIHF tournament
>>153458124>we banned themWe knocked out their golden generation team in 2010 and 2014 you underaged retard
>>153457889Inverse red cross flag ass flag
>>153458143You got to have a high (hockey) IQ to play hockey.
>>153458148i remember the radio
>>153458143socioeconomic reasons
>>153458123You always sucked Fraudzky dick, retard.
>>153458143https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P2itZT3ags&t=2s
>>153458094Never said he wasn't good, and I absolutely respect his game, but I watched him growing up skating right out of the shit he'd start.
>>153457919low t post
>>153458144It's actually the Olympics >>153458164Dlumpftt
>>153458148Then why'd you ban them, cowardly faggot?
>>153458140Why would anyone have hated Crosby. He's always been good.
Denmark real quiet right now. Must be packing their bags
>>153458148Blew them the fuck out in 2010 too
>>153458154https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/oldest-continuously-used-national-flagoldest flag in the world
>>153458166Did you miss him being the hardest motherfucker in the league for 15 years now?>>153458186Golem.>>153458187Jealousy and he always played hard and didn't take vets bs.
>>153458198Cowardly faggot.
>>153458209It takes a long time to undo the first impression.
>>153458123You guys hate mario lemieux now too truly a sad country
>February 22nd, 2026>Exactly 46 years to the date of the Miracle on Ice>The Can'tnadians have been a bit uppity and not humble as they continue to lose every sporting competition to Americans and the Danes(kek)>Gold medal game comes down to USA versus a Can'tnadian team trying to salvage a winter olympics that saw them not win a single gold medal>The USA pulls off the easy 3-1 win and the entire Can'tnadian national meltdown commences as millions are committing mass suicide knowing this is the final chapter for Can'tnada as a sovereign nation>President Trump is on hand to hand gold medals to the American team>As the USA skates off the ice, we go to breaking news>Alberta, Saskatchewan, NWT, and Yukon have all seceded and joined the US as the 51st state>Quebec capitalizes on the situation and secedes to form an independent state free from Ontario's chokehold on them>Secret agent Auston Matthews has demanded a trade out of Toronto now that his mission to dismantle Can'tnada has succeeded >/hoc/ becomes a much better place now that remaining leafs are humbled
>>153458187Jealousy for sure
>>153458201>A pagan nation Christcuck flag is the oldestgrim
>>153458140the anti-gretzky. Actually I figure Gretz was still loved when he was playing out the end of his career with the rags, and things fell apart with the coyotes/gambling stuff
>>153458143Tried that before, but the guy ended up kicking someone in the neck and killing them.
>>153457804gretzky
What's with Americans and long, nonsensical paragraphs no one will read?
>>153458187People used to say the same thing about Gretzky. Just takes being on the wrong side of the population once.
I'm glad Italy contributed a hockey team. They didn't have to do that but they put their necks out there just to be good hosts.
>>153458197theyre just sleepy. Its midnight here now
>>153458187He's always been a dirty rat. You never noticed because the media has been licking his asshole for 20 years.
>>153458245we have hobby sheds here older than 250 years
>>153458201>he thinks flags were invented in 1625>denmark education
>>153458236You left out the liquidation part.
>>153458143How retarded are you fags. Iginla raped your nation multiple times. PK subban was a Norris candidate.
>>153458254They just use AI slop
>>153458254Nobody expects you to be able to read complex English Suq Mai Dong
>>153458265all youre known for is hookers and drugs
>>153458265Oh yeah? Well we have farm houses in the midwest older than the Haka.
>>153458276lel knee how saar
>>153458254you can't read a whole paragraph? do you guys not have schools up there?
>>153458276I'd post your president's 5000 word tweet essay but honestly no one cares and us real /hoc/ lads hate your guts regardless of our nationality
Stars bros stay winning. Finland? Dominating. Harley? Doing more than Makar? Otter? Viewed as objectively less tardy than Swayman now. Robertson and Johnston? Getting some rest.
>>153458263You ever watched a hockey game before?
>>153458281>>153458287I think Rubio said it best "the child of europe" and we love you even though you're rowdy some times
>>153458297Cool, cool, keep that head open rent free
>>1534581401 point away from tying iggy as canadas top scorer of all time at the olympics. we could be seeing history tomorrow.
>>153458248Gretzky was always fucking HATED people got so mad that this skinny kid from Brantford was able to dance around the massive monsters that made up the NHL at the time. People tried to fucking kill him on the ice and after the Miracle on Manchester where he blew a 5-0 lead and before his first cup he was labeled a choker. It wasn’t until the Canada Cups and international tournaments where people finally got on board with The Great One if you weren’t an Oilers fan
>>153458316Have you?
so then dilly said to himself how can I make this about the dallas stars
>>153458321I just can't wait for you fags to leave /hoc/ in a week after whoever beats your team, because god it looks trash to anyone with a clue.
>>153458338It’s pretty easy to do at the moment.
>>153458333Yes obviously, you I'm not so sure though if you think Crosby does anything worse than any other player in any hockey league, minus women's hockey. You sound soft as hell fella, I expected more from a Finn tbqh
>>153458328Fraudzky was protected by the refs.
>>153458361Probably a VPN burger
>>153458320I love you too.
I want a serious legitimate answer to this question. Why do stats matter when it’s about who is in goal when all I’ve heard is that stats don’t matter as justification for the likes of Caufeild, Fox, Robertson, and Knies being excluded from the team?
>>153458361He's an asshole. Why is it so hard for you to comprehend some people don't like assholes?
>>153458347>Lost to USA>Lost to Denmark>Calling teams trashWhat kind of mental illness is this saar?
>>153458379Caufield and Hutson will be on the next Olympic roster so don't fret my friend. USA has some serious talent coming up and the leafs only have Celebrini left who won't be past his prime in 2030
>>153458390See how retarded your posts are? Of course not, you are a retard, but the Americans that aren't retarded here can.
>>153458386Yes, Crosby. Sidney Crosby, of all players in the NHL, is an asshole. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
>>153458347The week after 4Nations was so shitty, just post after post of theorycrafting and mental gymnastics from Americans on how they didn’t actually lose and that it doesn’t count
>>153458379>Caufeild, Fox, Robertson, and KniesA soft faggot, a meme, a softish faggot, and a 3rd liner
>>153458414Yes
>>153458414You're not a very good judge of character. Anyway I'm going to bed, don't reply to me.
>>153458421Lil brother syndrome, except these ones are too young to even remember 94.
>>153458407Answer the question Kuljeet. How can you call teams trash that you lost to on the world stage? By transitive property that makes you the biggest trash. I know you like filthiness and poor hygiene where you come from, but calling someone trash is an insult in your future country
>>153458379Bill Guerin wanted to look like he was smart and had some plan leaving off some of your best players.
>>153458379jordan binnington is an extreme edge case, he is total dogshit this year for st. louis. I don't think anyone who is serious is getting angry at a coach for playing a guy with a .908 over a guy with a .915. And there absolutely isn't a consensus in favor of miller and trocheck being on the team, that's just people on here being contrarian, guerin gets clowned on constantly
> Samir seething uncontrollably
>>153458444God, you're so stupid and pathetic. What the fuck even happened to Americans.
Imagine if we cared about hockey
>>153458439you don't even see the puck ho back to your /nfl/ containment genny
>americancntskates think matthew knies belongs on the teamjen
>>153458472You mean>imagine if our blacks cared about hockey
>>153458453>And there absolutely isn't a consensus in favor of miller and trocheck being on the team, that's just people on here being contrarianLiterally no one here has defended the decision to put Trocheck and Miller on the team.
>>153458379They did this shit before at the World Cup of Hockey in 2016, the Americans specifically built Team USA to counter Team Canada and bring in all these big physical grunts and left top scorer in the previous Stanley Cup Playoffs Phil Kessel off the roster and they lost every game. It’s a belief in American hockey that comes from the 1980 Miracle that they don’t need the best players but the best “role players”
>>153458438I feel like you've never actually seen anything about Crosby. I honestly don't know what you're even basing your opinion off of.
>>1534584731993
>jt miller
wow canadians are an insecure people
>>153458472bro i hate how it's just casually called the "national" hockey league, not the american hockey league, not the US hockey league
>>153458463This is what happens when you lose to Denmark and USA in the past 12 months
>>153458509I think if Miller was Canadian he wouldn't be a schizophrenic emotional diva and be a good playerAlas
why hasnt g betty been at any of the games?
buzzball's wearing off
>>153458415my favorite post from back then is some american saying after the final that it was 1-1 since they beat you in the group kek
>>153458522Why would it be called the US hockey league?
>>153458518You'd be insecure too if your nation was a dependent and you were though of as america jr.
>>153458522The National in National Hockey League refers to Canada. The NHL was originally made up of 4 Canadian teams
>>153457966Rightful US soil
>>153458522There is an AHL and USHL
>>153458498It was a no coke allowed roster, that's why Phil was left off.
>>153458522There is an american hockey league...its the biggest minor league tho.
>>153458563Very apt
>>153458518Because they suck ass at the only thing left that they had better than us. They lost the Stanley Cup 33 years in a row and about to lose again to the US in hockey for the 4th time in a year
>>153458557I wouldnt play with a bunch of pepsi drinkers anyways
>>153458563AHL > NHL Go Condors !
>best American pure goal scorer of the 2010s>gains power as he gains weightAmericans used to be cool
for me, it's the ECHL
bros I'm a little scared. did you see this shaky US team almost lose to Denmark?
>>153458574I'm convinced the people that keep saying this lately don't know anything about hockey, and are only here because of their favourite show heated rivalry.
holy no gold cucknada sisters
>>153458598imagine if France beat you tomorrow
try harder at least if you're gonna shit up the thread juan
do canadians feel canadian when they wake up
>>153458620Ok I imagined it now what
seethe deepak lel
>>153458640We feel human. Sorry you can't relate.
>>153458598>6-3>almost lose
>>153458543>>153458556>>153458563Imagine if I started a car company and our first model would be called "Car", not very specific is it. Like National Hockey League, okay, which one? Are we talking the national league in Jugoslavia? I'm sure most nations have a national hockey league right? God you guys piss me off sometimes i swear to go
>>153458659Why didn't you answer my question?
>>153458659You're not Danish, faggot
>>153458655that was mean, im not the guy you're arguing with
>>153458600IDK what you're talking about except you lost to the US 3 times in the past year and about to lose a 4th time
>>153458640They feel Chinese.
>>153458644nothing now that you imagined it
>>153458659the top swiss hockey league is just the "national league," they don't even tell you it's hockey
>omg... ETHNIC FOODbro you guys are fucking lame ass dorks
>>153458640Do you wake up every morning and think>hmm oh that's right, all my political leaders are pedophile including my own president?I honestly can't imagine the feeling of being American right now with the absolute state of your economic zone larping as a state. Honestly and truly can't imagine the magnitude of shame and embarrassment on a national scale.
1993
>>153458709>Do you wake up every morning and think>hmm oh that's right, all my political leaders are pedophile including my own presidentEvery day for the last decade
>>153458640I feel like myself.
>>153458659Damn, why was the NSDAP called the NSDAP? Don't the Germans know there are other nations?
>>153458723That's rough but I don't feel bad for any of you.
>>153458691even worse>>153458672rød grød med fløde din fede franske abehave siri have a bite on that one
>>153458703matthews is my captain and i want to experience the food of his ancestors
>>153457966Trumpland
>>153458659Why do europeans always get so fucking hung up on this stupid shit. Like whenever the super bowl and world series is on they always get super upset that the winner is declared world champs like there’s a swedish american football team out there that can beat the Seahawks. seriously who cares
>>153458738Never asked for American Jr. pity
>>153458740that's a couscous retard
>>153458719……was the year Jurassic Park came out.
>>153458760Just resigned yourself to your fate have you?
>WOW! Just watched the hockey game — the United States absolutely DOMINATED Denmark. Total meltdown on ice. I’ve seen better defense at a toddler’s birthday party.>Denmark kept saying they were “ready.” Ready for what? To watch the puck fly past their goalie every five minutes? SAD!>And I have to ask, very strongly: How can they Defend Greenland if they can't defend their net? >Maybe spend less time polishing Viking helmets and more time practicing slap shots! The Americans were skating circles around them — FAST, STRONG, INCREDIBLE. The crowd loved it. The puck loved it. The scoreboard REALLY loved it.>To Denmark: it’s called defense. Look into it!>THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION THO THIS MATTER!
xrb is absolutely SEETHING right now lmao
>>153458754because it's so stupid lol
>>153458784pretty much
>>153458659>lesser country mad no one thinks of them first Waaaah waaaah waaaah bitch
Swayman should never play again this tournament
why are canadians mad at us :(
>>153458798>noooooo i need to see my shl farmers lose 9-0 to the panthers or else it doesn't countkek
>>153458793Domination is what Finland did to Italy
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
>>153458640https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg
>>153458754Europeans think having fun is a sin and not taking everything seriously all the time is some sort of crime against the cosmos
I was so happy watching the game in the gym
Why doesn't Norway have a good hockey team like Sweden and Finland?
>>153458848Hockey is for warrior cultures and the vikings died off when their king converted to Christianity.
Jesus wept
>>153458820I’m not mad. What reason do I need to be mad when team Canada is doing good?
>>153458845way to go
why cnat the dutch produce nhl players even though they are good at speedskating
>>153458820It's not your fault. We all made fun of Americans for being a bit slow in the past. But we laughed instead of seeing the truth of what was happening to you guys since Reagan. Made stupid, on purpose, to be easier to manipulate and rule over. The next generation of Americans has very few actual people in it, just a bunch of experiments. Poor kids.
>>153458754because we're rightwhen some american dipshit calls themselves 'the world champions' by winning a national league with not a single international game you can only roll your eyes so hard
>>153458880They produced daniel sprong, a man who no one likes besides jeff marek
>>153458853this is everything, and im here for it. yes, please! thats it, thats the post.
>>153458853lol
>>153458869They put a guy with color blindness in a rink with dark boards and a dark puck
>>153458869lock him in his room and never let him leave
>>153458820You're like big cancerous gorilla we have to watch out for before you die.
>>153458882reddit: the post
>>153458853There's no way this person genuinely believes this
>>153458826that's not why we think it's stupid
>>153458848they prefer skiing
>>153458820They lost to the US in hockey 3 times the past year, lost the World Series and lost MLS Cup. Also lost the trade war. We've essentially belted their ass too many times. Wait until next Sunday when they lose again and have a national meltdown
>>153458798You can literally just make your own teams to join those leagues, but your countries clearly lack the talent. Which is why you bitch and whine about it like a prissy faggot.
can't we all be friends? life is too short for such petty squabbles
>>153458938You're so completely and utterly retarded
>>153458869>I'm colorblindYou're just telling us this now, Sway
>>153458927No, that's just how stupid your country is, by design. See the post above yours.
>>153458941This desu
feelin patriotic might go to ronald's
>>153458890Is there an European gridiron football team that can beat an NFL team that I wasn't aware of?
>>153458941/hoc/ is for frens
>>153458880Rinks are expensive to run and have limited space. Usually a country isn't good at mutually exclusive skating events. Notice how there's no podium-winners for speed skating from any of the hockey countries.
>>153458927Right? The men's team doesn't need help beating the ahit out of themselves.
>>153458927Teenage leftists are stupid as fuck
>>153458542But that’s true
>>153458957Samir is mad at the truth. Can'tnada is the nation of losers. All the people who immigrate their are people who lost at the American immigration lottery
>>153458987>>153458987>>153458987NEW
>>153458869dude's not color blind he is fibbing to take heat away from his awful performance
>>153458964Is there a way for a european team to even play in that franchised corporate hellhole of a league??
>>153458939you can't possibly be talking about me
>>153458930so you are also upset the khl has the word continental in it even though it doesn't have teams from all of asia/europe or are you just retarded?
>>153459027if the khl winner called themselves the world champions I would think that is stupid tooyou wouldn't?
This thread fucking sucks. You guys going back and forth about nothing sound like retards. Talk about hockey
>>153459072Yeah but the Stanley cup champions aren't the world champions so go talk about this in the MLB thread where Japanese guys win a Mexican city word series.
>>153459108I didn't bring it up bud
>>153458938I hope this happens, not to throw salt on Canadians but to get revenge for 2010
>>153459157I don't think it's your year honestly, but you never know Why did Finland do that to Italy tho
>>153459190Yeah that was flagrant what Finland did
>>153459107You guys can't stop cheating
