The final thread and the end is here. Make it count.
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>Where's the bulla?
it's very clear that tom aspinall is trying to manipulate your emotions. ask yourself, why?
Herro prease Imma Taiwan no China papi fank yew herro prease
Fist for Gane.
me to joshua van haters
>>153452860Why must you always be so curel to me
Favourite Radiohead song? For me its Just
>>153453190Scary Movies feat. Eminem
WE'RE LIVE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMOsh5Ur0fM
This thread made me blind
>>153452790>The Final Thread edition one last Blanch before the perma heem
>>153453400i really appreciate this as someone who wasn't around back then to see it live
Ilia you getting biggerI remember when you was lil nigga
>>153453672
>>153453685Where's your mom playa!?
>>153452822When China invades, you’ll turn chinese real quick. You don’t want that smoke.
>>153453770got no mom I got a dirty donald daddy playa!!!
>>153453190It is just what? you didn't finish your sentence. Is it good or is it bad? (mine is All I need)
I wouldn't fuck any of your moms
>>153454062You wanna bet on that?
are we watching slav fights?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERuOpnPOtss
You, you know who. Kill them. Do it for us. Kill them.
>>153454507>See cathedral Tom...
>>153454042Hoenstly? Respect
>>153453679Just an absolute rancid visage. Smells of old burgermeat and blue cheeze whiz
>>153454507This guys fuken married to his dad he is he is
>>153454627>BurgermeatYou mean ground beef you absolute fucking retard?
>>153454678shut up burgerneet
im watching ufc 300 on youtube; king green is putting jim miller in his place
Dricus by falling piano
>>153452790Fuck off dana
>>153454764
>>153453190like spinning plates
>>153454042im sure its all you need, but whats it called?for me its Jigsaw Falling Into Place
>>153454678Yeh sorry
>>153455074As hell you are.
>>153454507>pasta making
>>153455137Ugly freak.
mfw log into heem.com
*turns monitor on*Oh wait nevermind
>>153455130
Van by Pantoja slipping on a banana peel and breaking his arm
>>153452790Nice final thread. /chael/ is here
>>153453757you know what's crazy, I unironically met this guyhe called you gay (i agree btw)
Imagine Pantoja spent the next year making crybaby YouTube videos about his arm injury and all his doctors appointments called Joshua Van a cheater and said he should have been disqualified.
HOLY SHIT
Hey Happy Valtenines day /weem/.
the amateur GOAT
post valentimes pictures
>>153455656I can't fite is Ramazan brazza you know dis
tf am i supposed to do today
WE HERE!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMOsh5Ur0fMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMOsh5Ur0fMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMOsh5Ur0fMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMOsh5Ur0fM
>>153455597Are you crazy in your head, man?
>>153455854you got me, I clicked and it was fucking wmma
>>153455959K I N OI NO
Sadly and I'm afraid? Are you crazy in your head man?? We'll find out Saturday night if I'm afraid and sad.
>>153456118>speaks pig latin brazilogibberish for 3 minutestranslator: HE SAY HE SO HAPY, TO BEING HERE! HE THANK TO GORD, HE AM HEALTY AN HEADY FOR FITE!
Last night I had a dream where Guru headkick KO’d Marc Goddard outside a supermarket
>>153455854wow jalin tuner is as stupid as he looks
>>153456034
i cant watch holloway vs korean zombiethe ending is just too real
'tis valentines dayand all i long for this eveis a ufc apex card
Surprised to see tranny janny working on Valentine's Day, not with your significant other? Hmm?
I have a funny janny meme but last time I posted it I got banned :( it was the night before a numbered card too so I had to watch /heem/ without participating
>>153456820You don't know about deleting cookies and using airplane mode? Bans aren't real, jannys have zero power.
janny finna make love to a hotpocket(if he could afford one)
imagine how great things will be once we can generate perfectly realistic ai fights and double down on them being real forever, splintering into different realities, genuinely losing track of what's real over time
>>153456874Surely they get paid extra for working on Holidays right? My job gives me 1.5x pay for working today.
>>153456917Based maladaptive schizoid freak
SERB HEEM
Marc GODdard is unheemable
>so strong i can't distinguish the weights of common objects like empty mug vs full mugwhy didn't ciryl gane warn me about the cost of inhuman strength
what makes this the last thread
pantoja's legendary title run where he was fed the shittiest title fighter contenders in modern ufc history
holly holm.amanda nunes.the white house.
Is this actually the last therd for weem? I have nohting else
if i were a ufc fighter my gimmick would be announcing my retirement after every single fight and committing to it for weeks before announcing a return
who's that jumpin out the olympic half pipe?nah, fuck that! that's ariel helwani!
I am still confused that paddy didn't bother to do any fucking takedowns or trips or anything to get the fight to the ground. truly all time poor game planning.
im nothing
Raped to death
Crapped to death
>>153458032this halfpipe was promised to me 3000 years ago.
>>153458063that vitiligo mf is on a roll
>3000 years ago was last week
>>153458125>NO CHAMA?>CHAMA
Gonna work out and thikn of all the hatred you guys have sent me over the decnade of being hear. 5 sets of 20 pound hammercurls and a 2km run. Id fucking demolish yuo in an fight
just did 6 sets of 21 pound hammercurls and a 3km run
ciryl gane watching tom aspinall strike
>>153458342Damn, thats impressive. I would hate to mess with you>>153458299ick
>>153456505No massa no
>>153458378Great post.
Memema
Nina 37 years old Drama.
the jiri era...
Why does UFC suck so bad in 2026
>>153458804islam isn't booked poatan isn't booked HW is fucked khamzat isn't booked
*enters the thread*>no heemswell i guess i had been meaning to download and organise some megapacks anyway, what are you guys doing without heems?
It feels like this gay sport is dying.
>>153458823got my rocks off with some br hoe now gonna play some minecraft
>>153458814We got Pimblett vaping and gassing out, some 125lb b.s., a BMF belt, and some apex fight nightsAspinall is talking about quitting, and the muslims took their belts and went home
Can jiri beat ulberg?
>>153458933Hell no, Jiri is a fucking bum
>>153458933yes, shitty kickboxing fighters are dogshit.
>>153458933bald jiri can beat anyone
I think about how different arman tsaryukyan and I are. If I had that money I would start my own porn company like nvg gdp and the cc.
>>153459077based. how much do they charge? $1k? $2k? I got that and a camera.
>>153458823Playing Godhand b
>>153459018NOBODY does that to Jamawl.
thinkign bout james vick
>>153452790The final thread was before the most recent shutdown this is a cheap imitation.
>>153459318Hoenstly? Respect
>paramount+ ads embedded in the ufc 300 replay on jewtube
any update on the pleasureman?
"Thommeh? Thommeh open yer oies lad, its me yer paw. Its all better now Thommeh, Dana paid for the new labia and the opertaoin was an succes lad!"
>>153459359damn b your right they should just provide the product for you in full HD for free, forever
>>153459123i'm a legit OG. as soon as i saw gane heem spivac i knew he was legit.
>>1534591235+ years and counting.
Who does volk fight next?
You guys are compelte fonies. Ok its easy to hop on the hypetrian of an guy whos fuken 6"4 and like 230 with abs. You guys dont support flyweights and bantamwieghts with that shit liek you support Gane. Maybe yuo like his body more?? Food for thought.
>>153459526the police, in a deluded state. covered in blood, not his
>>153459551Unfunniest nigger ever award winner right here folks
I was a long time Jon hater that picked Gane because I thought Cheeseburger Jon wouldn't be able to handle a man his size that was relatively mobile. Turns out Jon Jones is the greatest fighter of all time and I had to eat my hat. Still, I was not surprised when Gane outstruck Tom and split his nose open. I guess what I'm getting at is that Tom needed a way out because he wasn't going to win that fight.
>>153459626
>>153459626I dunmo man Ive had some stinkers in hear
>>153459696biblical
>>153459696Hes Indain?
i thought ufc was todaynow im sad
>>153454627mmmmmm boirger
>>153459933taiwanese i thinkhttps://youtu.be/wL8yvZDF6RA
>>153459551How about you just answer the question
>>153460058>the phantomthat came out of left field. never even heard of that shit.
I'm so fucking lonely and miserable.
to be fair, there was a difference in the way charles was absorbing those shots. he was big enough to absorb most of the impact. but every uncrackable chin must crack eventually.
>>153459975ilia is not actually good, it's just that all his opponents see that he is a manlet and think he has no power so the fluke shot is always there for him
>>153459975liek a sack of potatoeshard being a charles fan some nights
islam headkick kos ilia EZ
>>153460124Yeah on opposite day maybe
>>153460109you would think they would figure it out before it's too late
>enters thread>gets a load of these guys>peaces out
imagine not being able to name 4 Billy Zane movies
Billy Gay
>>153460217Luke is losing humanity culture war grifting while BC is paying off college for 3 children and getting an addition to his house
>>153460293luke lives in costco
Sometimes I feel like fighting normies to see my progress over the years. Fighting guys who know what they're doing is hard and it makes you feel like a shitter and when they make you fight a beginner you'll have to hold back all the time. I just want to permaheem someone.
nigga sold out
>>153460330saaaaaaaaar.
>>153460095Keep your head up, things can change at a moment for anyone.
>>153460354
are you animals watching ufc 300 replay?BMF fight about to start
>>153460346lukebros...
heeminder jizzy coulda headlined 300 but ufc wouldnt pay him nothin'
How far would Kermit the Frog make it in the UFC
>>153460485he would be a backpacking decisionating faggot. bantamweight champ for sure.
nigga drilled the cheesy spinny shit all campwhat kind of fighting is that?
wait how come no 1s considered the gaethje vs holloway bmf vs interim WW title match rematch
>>153460093same thought he was gonna blast out a porno
>>153460584he/his team studied the opponentand gaetje is a bit retarded from all the blows on his face
>>153460531Wish I could spit in yuor fuken face for this coment
Be honest heem, which is the better watch: heem or box(ing)?
>>153460781heem is the better watch, but honestly both are unbearable if you watch live because of the insane downtimethere's a decent argument that box is better live, but heem is definitely miles ahead if you skip past ads and downtime between fights or when they start grapplehumping
vagina
My sources tell me that JDM vs Prates has been booked for May
>>153459653Dustin's father.
>>153460781Usually MMAMid and low level boxing can be really dreadful to watch because it tends to be one note and very one sided. The dynamic nature of an MMA fight generally makes watching a full MMA card much betterThat said, you're less likely to see a main event boxer fight like a complete retard
Tombros....
Who gives a fuck about Tom JDM vs Pratrs has just been booked in australia
what's next for A$AP Paddy?
>>153460781Boxing. For one, I don't feel gay watching it
Fuck Thom, more darma than an woman. Im back on Spivacs sac
the only truth about gane is that he has the worlds most powerful eyepokes
Wheres the FUCK is everyoen?
>real guys>realize>guys eyes-gane
A Thousand Eyepokes by Deleuze & Gane
>tom aspinall enters the cage... with no eyes to poke
>>153461267
How are yuo guys doing, seriously
>Ze eyepokes? Zey were all accidental, you see
>>153461274miserable, finna heem myself 2 sleep
>>153461274pretty good watching some horror slop
>>153461194with their boyfriends
>>153461314Heem me first please
Heem me up inside!!
>>153461314Why are you miserable b
Drink up bros, it dulls the pain :(
We all like weems and 4chab. We should be nocer to each othwr. If I met an guy who goes on /weem/ in irl Im being nice to him
>>153461544
>>153461620John Anik should have been James Foley!
>>153461209https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-15KWfVsCW8
fukudana
Has anyone used no-touch knockouts in the UFC?
Let's settle this once and for all, Prime GSP vs Prime Khabib at 170lbs.Who wins and how?
>>153461745It's a forbidden technique
>>153461745Shane Burgos vs Edson Braboza
>>153461798Hoenstly? You are the fuking man
>>153461812
>>153461796GSP wins easily. Let me share you a fun fact; GSP is 6-0 against AKA fighters or fighters coached by Javier Mendez(Koscheck twice, BJ Penn twice, Jon Fitch and Sean Sherk)
>>1534618766-0 vs 29-0
If Matt Serra can make you quit than Khabib will end your bloodline.
>>153461868Oh my god an Steiner gif? Yeah if we ever met Id buy you an drink AND Id smoke you up b
>>153460485submission machine. khabib but better>top pressure from carrying puppets >reach advantage>absolute killer
Matt Serra really did brutalize him
>>153461907Hey fuck you whats the inpulcation
>>153461914
y’all think khabib is scary, imagine Tony. A natural welterweight
>>153461933Hoping this Dan Henderson kid makes the jump. Big things for him
>>153461934
>>153461944Big Sexy Roy Nelson
It's crazy to think Khabib literally delivered Covid to his elderly father by fleeing the country to avoid his match against Tony Ferguson only for Tony to lose like 8 in a row and retire. You think he ever looks back and he's like damn, I could have probably beat that guy.
>>153461953no, khabib knew tony had his number. thats why he killed fazza
>>153460890He just keeps doubling down on the lie lmao. His eyes are fine
Andrei Arlovski is the BKFC heavyweight champion
>>153461953Hoenstly? No. Tonys style cnfounds Khabib 11 timeS/ 10 times. >>153461952>posts that make yuor dick move
ANDWEI AWLOVSKVSKIS
>>153461953>tony>retirestill fighting. still winning. CSO.
>>153462073Brother I'm going to ask you this just one time please stop making posts with constant typos. It's actually so fucking annoying to read these slop ass posts. Respectfully.
>>153462026by way of doctor robbery
just how bad is ben rothwell
>>153462111Ben Rothwell is actually pretty good for a heavyweight
>>153462097tats what deos it uhhu? Oww jsut oww
>>153462129l0l u tk him 2 da bar?
well than just how good again is andrei arlovski
prisoner to release? im thinking.. cain velasquez, tomorow
>>153462139Nah fuck that!
you admit prime tony beats prime khabib, but are you brave enough to admit current tony beats prime khabib?
Hell yeah! Right on, brother!
>>153462097I will try my best. But it took me a full five minutes to rite this.
>>153461926khabob is gonna put hits on george's family he did the same to tibau's family after losing to him according to bjpenn.com experts the tibau that got heemed by islam and lost to rory in PFL is a clone
>>153462192Renspect for trying
>>153462189Let's go for that.
The worst version of Gane beats the best version of Khabib.
The editor on Luke Thomas show keeps plugging his channel Prop Quiz where he quizzes ransoms on UFC trivia and it's pissing me off, absolutely NOBODY is watching that god damn garbage slop content you ugly retarded faggot!
I hope he's not traumatized from prison. It happens to the best of them.
>>153462322name on lukes editor
>>153462197I really hope this isnt the caese. GSP is an hero to many.
Lif I grew up in 1980 or some shit Id just say im 25-0. Who could berify?theres no innnternetbb. Everyone could be Khabib who gives an fuck.
dont be sad its over because r/heem was always shit
>>153462108Rothwell was terrified and had no chance>>153462111He was great in BKFC before the arlovski fight
>>153462403Reminder that within about a year span in the UFC, Ben Rothwell knocked out Allistair Overeem striking and submitted Josh Barrnet on the ground. That's an incredible accomplishment.
just realised gaethje vs max 2 is probably going to be headlining the white house card
>>153462534Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>153462534>>153462586this would've been funnier if it were australia responding to new zealand
May I posit you tihs: I have an thick peins
/box/chad here. we like Ilia and want him to step away from gayhug and box instead. He's too good for your crotchsniffing sport.
>>153462656we are willing to trade ilia for boxer darren till
Run it straight.
how do you go from liver heeming a ufc prospect to almost losing to reddit rod and giving up against allen
>>153462760It's more likely than your think
Which former UFC fighters are currently serving life in prison in Mexico for killing their girlfriend during a domestic abuse scenario in a hotel room?
>>153462814obviously paul felder but there's more than 1?
>>153462846I think you'd be schaubprised bappa
>my crush didn't post any guys on her instagram story for valentine's day
Mirkwood (Formerly Greenwood the Great)
CM punked
CM Spunked
CM Chipmunk
>>153463266Nah fuck that>>153463350Let's go for that
chama
Let's go for Chama!Nah fuck Chama.
>>153463422Why has his CTE and alcohol addled mind fixated on this phrase to the point where he needs to say it 50 times per day?
shut up bitch
>>153463803bodified that bitch
Johnny Walker vs Valter Walker
I'm scared
They used to be brothers.....now they're enemies CHILLS
Walker vs. Walker to the death? Only one Walker can leave the octagon....ALIVE
>the walker legacy
>>153464635go to bed lil guy
>>153464425CN BIG FUCK DANA TAKE ON SUPER GOLDBERG???
Nieghbor wont stop yelling aganI havent slept in two days
Musumeci vs Tsarukyan in the works. Walker vs Walker. The sport is alive and well.
pink or brown:>dern>vanzant>hardy>dumont
CM Chama
>>153461521This has to be my favorite habit of yours, spams. Just quoting anons posts for years on end because it made you seethe in a funny kinda way.
>>153465386Why would I ever trust a someone from the CIA? Would you follow them if they were sick?
What the hell does CM even mean.
>>153465453Gooby is a deep state agent
>>153465481It's Chad Mendes' initials
>>153465490Seriously, though, think about it. Some CIA guy is sitting there, telling you he spent his whole life betraying confidants, stabbing people in the back, collapsing nations and then he says you can trust me right now I'm done doing that after 50 years.
None of that
CHILLS(as in petrified shivers)
>>153465744Topuria/GaethjeMakhachev/CovingtonUFC White House
paddy is a better fight for islam than gaethje. gaethje shit the bed against khabibi immediately. ilia chin checks gaycheese in like 30 seconds.
kape said its tatsuro vs van for the title
>>153465803feel bad for van he's only got killers to face. taira strangles him. kape styles on him. pantoja does whatever he wants to him.
>>153465828Lol. All those names are simply not good enough to defeat jochua. The only guy in FW that could pose problems is horiguchi
how many times do we need to teach you boomers this lesson?
There is only one man who can change Van's diapers, taira doesn't have what it takes
How does a 37yo speedmog everyone in the division
*snaps arm with armbar*>wow, epic win*snaps arm with kimura*>wow, epic win*snaps arm by throwing you across the cage*>uh, yikes, i'm thinking this is an illegitimate win
>>153465803>Fight is in MiamiMissed opportunity to make a Saitama event, they got plenty of nipps to build a card around it, rei, asakura, nakamura, taira, Kape was popular in Rizin, have him fight there too
I need hep
>>153466012you're probably one of those zoomers that screamed dropfoot when o'malley got heemed
what we need in mma are good old fashioned power levels, determined by ai calculations of estimated force, and the statistics. one of you get to work on that.
>>153466167all you need to see on a man is neck calves ass and you know all you gotta know
>>153465803>Kape said
>>153466198Facts. Look at Poatan's ass, it's clear he's got scary power purely based on cheek analysis. Bunda mogged Ank BIGLY in the rematch and look how that went
we need trannies in wmma, imagine a fat ogre ground pounding real women
>>153466282It'll happen. Dana used to say women would never fight in the ufc and look now.
>>153466282If they let troons in, they will drive all women out and MMA will go back to being Male only, wmma will turn into a eunuch division
>>153465924he went life and death with royval and got knocked out by charles johnson. God simply gifted him a win against Pantoja.
Keep an eye out for a kid named Milktoast Galvao
The calculations sprouted the correct answers, 3 jabs and a finger spread out between 4 minutes.
Nate Diaz is sun tzu reincarnated
>>153467549Jorge laid this dude on his back spread eagle
Reem won
>>153467793Not really. His daughter trooned out, and an herod.
>>153467945I'd say that's a positive outcome.
>Asspainall is now saying that the eyepokes have left him mentally retarded and he can't walk or talk or stand or eat without assistance anymoreGreatest HW of all time, folks!
whats that?you're the UFC heavyweight champion?*poke
Prime Roy Nelson unironically heems the entire current HW division in one night.
smith is walled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2pQIX9jNssDoctor confirms that Aspinall is a lying fraud.
>>153467945>LGBT systems in the Netherlands are among the most advanced in the world.[1][2] Same-sex sexual activity was legalized in 1811Don't want your kids to troon out? maybe don't live in faggotlands
Belel should be cut
>>153468330Just because he's chinese doesn't mean he has a phd
>>153468758yes it does
Gooks be like>Hmmmm math homework nam nam nam nam nam
TOM ASPINALL IS A CHAMPIONTOM ASPINALL IS A CHAMPIONTOM ASPINALL IS A CHAMPIONTOM ASPINALL IS A CHAMPION
>>153465744>White House main event will be an American getting finished in a title fight for the 3rd time in his career
>>153469188I sound like this
Charles apparently faked paralysis in his first fight with Max HollowayUnless you believe he mysteriously had a miraculous fit 5 seconds after Max stuffed his first takedown
>>153467945and an herod?
>>153470169
>TOM ASPINALL IS A CHAMPIONTOM ASPINALL IS A CHAMPIONTOM ASPINALL IS A CHAMPIONTOM ASPINALL IS A CHAMPION
I miss the heem racewars during the ddp-izzy buildup
>>153469917I thought he broke his collarbone?
>>153470784Tom needed his nose stitched back on after less than a round with Gane. It's true!
>>153470649i think he had teared his esophagus apart or smth like that
a disappointing lack of discussion for ramiz brahimaj vs punahele soriano
went to buy potatoes where you have to weigh them and print the ticket yourself, but I held them while doing it so they would weigh lessfelt like a professional ufc fighter for a moment
>>153470602blk boy poster was a stand up fella
>>153465205Everybody who makes fun of you is the same person or something?
>>153456505With my gamer reflexes, I could catch that easily.There must be a way to get fighters to have gamer tier reflexes, it would unironically make a fighter the ultimate heemer. When people punch at me, it's like they're in slow motion and I can dodge everything perfectly.
>>153471724Kek
>>1534712857-1 rounds for Gane
we are so back
Taken a fuken poo AMA
>>153470602thankfully all white sissies were genocided
>>153473412
>>153469917bro quit to a stinger
>>153473430How does this zesty ahh John Oliver looking dork have so much swag?
*shatters both my ankles into 1000 pieces*
gart should challenge max for his bmf title back while puting his interim WW belt on the line
>>153473775He doesn't have an interim welterweight belt
>>153473354>the entire highlights of gane in a 15 minute fight can be fit in a 17 seconds webm >zero damage is inflicted upon volkov one of the reasons why it's universally agreed that volkov won this fight
>>153473865okay then, post the volkov highlights
The BMF belt should be awarded to whoever can do the sickest bmx or scooter trick in the 'gon
>>153473851whatever its called
>The BMF belt should be awarded to whoever can do the sickest bmx or scooter trick in the 'gon
>>153473929why should I? the spinning backfist webm alone showcases more damage than any of the one Gane did in that fight. He knew he lost that fight as well, it's why he wanted to leave the octagon right away.
When merab yelped after getting kicked by Yan in the body he lost all aura
>>153460781boxing is like watching formula one, I like the sport but its boring as fuck
>>153474176*dies*
>>153468019kek, based and agreed
>>153474135Rewatch Till vs Rockhold and say that again.
>>153474017>gane was so bored piecing up volkov he settled in for a nap Ya real convincing
Volkov won both fights while Godspinall easily submitted VolkovLevels
Gane haters try not to be delusional challenge. Impossible!!?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHe3aGGUGOg&t=750spaddy suicide imminent
GDS
>>153475247>>153475324Gay Dick Sucker?
>>153475340How's your mom?
>>153475372Does Finland getting pussy upset you? Damn bih go get some
>>153472439It's more that only one person ever tries to make fun of me. I'm a super affable guy b you'd have to be deranged to dislike me.
>>153475567Chink faggot
>>153475919we don't our posts here
>>153475372Called yesterday and shes giving me a 80 euro giftcard to lidl
>>153476031I can't go to Lidl
>>153467945looked this up again and skimmed through a reddit thread about and I think a lot of people need to die
>>153476031all we got here is aldi
>>153476123That sucks man
>>153476184Really?
>>153475919
11 months for attempted murder on a public roadway is crazy, California is such a shithole it's unreal
>>153476413kinda kino nglraja is still walking around free too
>>153475315Incredibly grim how he slaps his kids in front of an iPad. Pure deano parenting
>enters thrad
>>153475315based! incoming brain damaged AND obese paddy!
Winged C has got a beast of a hawlg!!
>ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k90nyBMuyxI&pp=0gcJCYcKAYcqIYzv>THE RETURNhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k90nyBMuyxI&pp=0gcJCYcKAYcqIYzv
>>153475340gane down syndrome?
>>153460890>ends the world most dangerous man career with one strikeJust how good is Cyril Gane
>>153476713God I hope he links up with Eddie Hall and eats some food. Or maybe links up with Tommy Fury and does some weighlifting. Or if we're really lucky hell link up with a member of the Sidemen and kick their legs at 60% power!
>>153476713>>153476757Naaaah...FUCK THAT!
>>153476640Nigga ripped a fart on the weigh in vid intentionally
Tell me about Clitia, why doesn’t xhe fight real contenders?
>>153477060If the interim champ isn't a real contender, who is?
>>153477060there are no contenders and nobody wants benoit vs topuria>but muh shartmanbest win already eclipsed
>>153477182Arman will execute shartoit later this year and Clitia will look like even more of a duck sadly
>>153477060Everything is a pale imitation of gooby. Literally gooby vs alvarez and gooby vs khabibi
You got caugh, I got dominated.
Benoit Saint Penis
>>153477182There's only one Benoit I care to see beat up Topturo
>>153477445Cumtown presents: The Chris Benoit Story
>>153477445
>>153477583He got a jokerpsychosis
>>153477583Absolute real one
paddy eats corn the long way in his recent fat fuck video
>>153477583Literally me
>>153477583What happened?
>>153478189Benoit worked himself into a shoot
>>153478189He junped off an ladder and landed on his head yuo fuken goof
>>153478189he feww :-(
>>153478215Why did he jump off a 10 foot ladder directly onto his head? What did he think was gonna happen?
>>153478280>Why did he jump off a 10 foot ladder directly onto his head?To look awesome.>What did he think was gonna happen?He thought he'd look awesome (he did).
>they linked
>>153478454He looked like a retard with a severe concussion to me.
>>153478605I think retards are awesome.
>>153478605Yeah and you look like a cuck with a hot mom wadda are we doin here b
>>153478672My mom is dead bro
>>153478851I said what I said
I like retards and I like farting shitting and burping I like fast food and I like to eat fast food while farting im retarded btw
>>153478916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcPn0Ipil-I
Yo Sneed, hook a brother up playa
Watching paddy eat slop whilst he leaves the kids on their ipads made me really sad
Hello Mrs volkanovski, Alex has requested we link up and you bounce on it crazy style. Respectfully.
i just sent a video to brie chandler of mike bouncing on it and moaning like a girl
>>153478539Couple of antisemites
>>153479191Alex would snap your neck and then turn you in to sausage to feed his 5 daughters
>>153479323alex would throw it back for a nigga and make it clap 10 times
OHHHHHHHHH VOLKANOVSKI WITH THE HEEMING POWER AT LIGHTWEIGHTTOPURIA IS ON SKATES OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Alex can bounce on it and spin and teach his 5 daughters how it's done
If MMA was a winter Olympic sport maybe we would have a Finnish champion, lol!
>>153479397Woah don't be a jerk
>>153479397Hey that's too far man
>>153479444>>153479458I meant it respectfully
I invited aljo to bounce pon di cocky, and he obliged.
low key? if your last name barrios.. dont be naming your kid mario. like go with something different like greg
Leon Edwards did indeed wine on mi batty under a zinc roof
>>153479397Ayoooooo
>>153479397Oh HELL nah!!
>>153479397nuh uh boo this aint it
>>153479397Gonna need to see an mod captain take actoin on this one
If a man heemed youAnd no one saw itDid you really get heemed?
whens alecks fighting?
>>153480248Holy crap release War Machine now!!!!!
>>153480248Yes, regrettably
>a cheeky little poke got the winter olympics redditors seethinggane walked so canada could run, the actions of our sport and our GOAT echo throughout the entire world
>>153480652whore
what does it mean when a fighter finds jesus
>>153480652what a deep thinker
>>153480810Impending sexual assault lawsuit
>>153477583i got a retro handheld game thing for christmas last yearmy favorite thing to do is play the old wwe games as benoit vs trish stratus or whoever
>>153480810They either did something really fucked up or the CTE started hitting
>>153480810Lifting weights
>>153480972This photo and the one of him with his girl band radiate pure evil
>>153481255there's nothing evil about side pussy
>>153481321
>>153481255god almighty
>>153481338I like the gril on the left. I dont think she would want any part of me rhough. Haha.
>>153481370
evil connie at UFC STEIN HOUSE
its this one
Gooby got that Ted bundy shape shifting ability.
why do all 4 of them look like this
Heem really be three niggas just chopping it up right now. Honestly? Respect.
>>153481516the magical power of HGH
>>153479397Nah fuck that!
It's impossible for Conor to rape.
nate diaz one good win was the mcgoobster and that was enough for me
>>153481523
if conor raped me I would simply be like you know what, I consent to you raping me and he would get mad and rape me
If Conor tried to rape me I would simply get an over under and then clinch him against the wall
the power dynamic shifted in the strickland nicksick relationship and nicksick bent the knee since strickland pays his bills so to speak. i expect he loses hard to hernd
>>153481745Winged C has got a bigger cock than gooby isn't that crazy?
>>153480673damn nigga looking ZESTY
I hate to admit it, but he is objectively the worst champion in ufc history.
>>153482200Thankfully for him he was never actually champion
>>153481957gauging a meng while exercising is like checking it after an hour in the pool goobs walking around meng is def larger than winged c
only a couple more posts until heem is deleted forever
Frank mir is moroccan
moroccan some tight pants mmm
remember that time a fan asked chael to fuck his wife in a hotel room while he watched but then got mad at how good chael was laying pipe so he attacked him and the nude brawl spilled into the hallway?
manc fear
>>153482484>>153482484>>153482484
AHHHHHHHBB
