pettis: >>153452790
>>153482484Fuck Dana
https://youtu.be/zsCD5XCu6CM
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM
>>153482579We will soon take your lands kaffir scum!Muahahahaha
>>153482579ملعقة صغيرة خرقومملعقة صغيرة كمونملعقة صغيرة فلفل اسود
Smockin big doinks hear in Coquitlam
>>153482826
Bongbros...
Tom "interim" Orbspinall
strickland vs fluffy is going to be the biggest nothingburger fight ever put togetherneither can actually hurt each other on the feet, strickland can wrestle well enough to not get ripped to shreds like dolidze on the ground, gonna be 5 rounds of fucking nothing
Strickland, the amazing anti-wrestler who has never actually fought a wrestler
>>153483251he fought Kamaru and lost convincingly so shut your mouth
>>153483099motivated fat hernandez in an unstoppable force
Pissrael Poosanya
just how good is dricus? @heembot post this after strickland vs hernandez, if strickland totally shuts down the grappling
Hap Ace Chandler tire fire riot looting LiveLeak cctv video
have some faith in strickcan
Clapped out nigger repo whip Nissan Ultima cherrybomb stance kit and 100% window tint piece of shit 60k mile zero oil change piece of shit factory tires interior wear
20k dollars obo, I know what I got
>>153483251um he crumbled abus
Food for thought.
>>153483445Nah fuck that
>>153483445Potatoes originated in Peru. What a dumbass.
>>153483506He's a stupid nigger I'm afraid
>>153483506So you don't even get to eat potatoes? Damn, that sucks for you lol
>>153483445I love potatoes I'd like to fart and shit on him while enjoying some potatoes use his brillo head to get the chunks out I'm retarded btw
>epstein files released>cain releasedPEDOS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>153483548BASED>based
IT'S OVAH!https://x.com/MMAJOEYC/status/2023207669830389907
>>153483529Hoenstly? Respect
>>153483593Prison when?
Tito please you shadowboxed the burrito out of my wifes hands can we please get another
>>153483593what is this fat retard saying now?
Tito why did you set up your turntables on my table
>>153483593>>153483616honestly this or public execution, Tomala can't be allowed to continue with his dishonest ways
>I can't fookin' see la'>*bends it like Beckham*
>I'm fooking blind
tom cant even talk man hes a vegetable
Got stung by a wasp after sparring earlier and the swelling hasn't gone down. People are gonna think I got heemed. Am I cooked?
>>153483802just say your girlfriend beats you up and you're learning martial arts to finally stand up to her
tom's son shit in his goggles
I know your son's a retard Tom, but you didn't have to name him Goomba
>>153483802>stung by a bee>it's overyou're just tom aspinall
who else thinks sean strickland is gonna say something outrageous and politically incorrect in the post fight interview next week? live TV, folks
Strickbeast fight week
love me goomba yes I do wheres he got to gods hes pooped my pumas like
>>153483852hopefully he brings out an illegal five year old pretending to turn over a new leaf and then begins whipping him with a belt for major heat
in a different age volk would lead armies to battle. but today hes just a regular bloke eating smashed burger
Strickland is getting finished. Fluffy will enusre racists continue to catch the fade. I cant wait for the humbling of Stricklan and all you chud fucks. Respectfully.
>>153483900>Regular bloke He's UFC champion 145lb goat and has multigenerational fortunes you fucking retard how is that a "normal bloke"?
>>153483946Maybe on opposite day I guess
Fluffy will never be a world championship caliber fighter like Strickland, he's going to face his first elite opponent and get fraud checked badly I'm afraid and sadly I fear.
>>153483958Because any normal sized man would heem him
>why yes, I’m backing the guy who can’t strike and can’t take a body shot to beat the guy who teeps to the body nonstop and stuffs 90% of takedowns >I am very smart if youre picking fluffy youre a literal retard who doesn’t understand mma
>>153483996You think that you could ever heem Alex Volkanovaki?
>>153483998Racist bitch
Fluffy is the most overrated fighter of the last 5 years
>>153484005Yes. That a problem, shorty?
I will poison his bug burgers and gain unfair advantage
>>153484005Absolutely. I’m 6’3 225lbs around 11% BF. I could destroy Volk
>>153483958>>153483900>145 goatlmao he's notAldo has more defences and even if volkanmidget tied his numbers he still got heemed fucking flat by pisslam (sure not in his division) but also Ilia, so his defences aren't even consecutive and he didn't even earn the 2nd shot he got it because Ilia didn't care about the dogshit division anymorevolk isn't the goat of fuck all except maybe being a second place faggot bitch
>>153483989Strickraped isnt elite
>>153484082Volk beat Aldo
>>153484082You can’t compare generations. Aldo was the best 2000-2012 era 145er. Volk is easily the best 2013-current 145er
>>153484080He'd leave you palms up mate
>>153484134I'd palm that midge's head like a basketball and dunk him into a garbage can
>>153484134I'd leave him cheeks up
I'm going to cram Volk bodily into my asshole and then fart him over the Smokey Mountains
Respectfully, Volk's wife said she'd let me hit it in all 5 holes.
>>153484134Weight classes exist for a reason bud
End of the day…I sleep well knowing Volk will get slept (again) in his final fight
Most of you are just keyboard warriors with no fight instincts. If you faced a flyweight fighter, you’d crumble like a cookie.
I would eat a flyweight fighter like a cookie
oooOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UNBELIEEEEEVVVVAAABBBBBBBLLLEEEE VOLKANOVSKI IS OUT COLDENGLAND THE BELT IS COMING HOMELERONE MURPHY IS A CHAMPION
I'd fucking cremate Volk if that lil nigga stepped to me
>>153484210I bet you could, fat fuck
>>153484223He'd shove his ass in to your face and you wouldn't be able to do anything about it
>>153484230I'd wear him like a hat
>>153484246He'd use your face as a chair boy
Volk-sama please stop you're going to give me pink eye
>>153484226
I'd mount Volk above the mantle over my fireplace and have that doo perpetually screaming in my living room like
>>153484276Mmm, I could eat two of these (large size) by myself in one night
>>153484299at only 1 lb 8 oz, I would need four of these to be fully pleased in the sexual American style
Dana first question right here uhhh clozzy's dead mommy maggot minge...what, if anything, can you tell us about this here tonight?
New Guru JUST dropped!!https://youtu.be/006egkhTOTw?si=zLQCcO78T8CGEfRS
bitches here need to shut teh fuyck up
OH MY GOODNESS!
>>15348399876%... almost good enough to be in the top 10 tdd's of active ufc middleweights... chills
I love pasta, house music, beautiful wonen and UFC brand so what the fuck is up?
>>153484276>whole pizza is 1900 callight work
>>153484109literally has nothing to do with any goat debate, volk suck dick >>153484120that's why you compare championship runs, Aldo is the most successful champion at the weight and volk can't even compare unless he won 9 more straight title fightsgetting KO'd and being given an immediate title shot against guys you already beat after the dude who flatlined you leaves the division because there's no competition makes him a pretender and a faggot second place championin fact, outside of Van Volk the worst champion in the ufc right now
The white house card is done per Dana White
>>153484490>ilia justin wgaf>no conor>no joneslmao
>yes the ancient fighters i worship weren't as good as modern fighters, but they're better anywaytotal boomer rape
>>153484490Gaethje/IliaCovington/NickalBlanchfield/Dern
>>153484513Aspinall/Gane 2
>>153484522
>>153484401hell yeah dude
Wait, so this time is real? Conor is coming back?https://youtu.be/ys0Syf6h7yY?si=3x29Hb00srEVTn8U
mcgregor will just show up to fight ilia even though gaethje is booked
>>153484466You are making us look bad you fat fucking faggot.
>>153484545>conor/colby is really happening
>>153484545we’ve heard this so many times - he’s sober, he’s training, he’s focused. amd what’s come of it?
>>153484545His form looks spectacular
>>153484506mma math doesn't make a fighter better, you have to actually accomplish thingspeople call max pooaway a good fighter and he got beat by deenis bermudez so I guess he sucks dick for busfare and walks home like you
Rape Hasbulla
when I've just got done enjoying an incredible paramount+ card I'm usually beat, as if I'd been in the cage myself! That's when I refuel with Devour's Ultimate Sausage and Peppers Pizza, the official food of the Ultimate Fighting Champions!
>>153484570being good makes you good, retard boomermma math is worthlessnobody can hold your hand and show you on a sheet of paper which fighters are actually the best, independent of "accomplishments" which mean nothing in themselves
I'm probably old enough to be your brudder
vagina
>>153484649volk got ko'd and the guy who ko'd him couldn't even be bothered to keep fighting midgets, so obviously volk sucks according to you
>>153484555
https://youtube.com/shorts/SBkoNwwQq20?si=s8HV6lXe_bsSHzu7
>/shorts/
>>153484722yeah just like your pensis
>>153484677no idea what this boomer babble is trying to say about how i judge fighters, but no, volk isn't badnothing matters but the effective competence of a fighterthe fact that ilia topuria could clearly beat anyone of his size or smaller in history is what makes him the best
>>153484722Works on my machine dumbass
full brain penn crushes topturo
>>153484741volk had to rematch a guy he already beat in order to get a win in a dead divisionhe's dogshit
>some shitskin jeet is having a meltdown about GOATanovskiKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
volk gets caughtaldo gets dominated
>>153484780>3rd world talking about anything>>153484785aldo has only been ko'd once in his career by UFC legend and all time great two time champion gooby mcgooobertonvolk got ko'd dead by a goatfucker and minigregorthere's levels to this game
>>153484767it's just not a serious conversation if volkanovski gets put in the dogshit pile
Ngumbo vs the legless doo
>>153484799dude got gifted a title after being sent to the shadowrealm, didn't have to earn his way back up and got to rematch a dude he has already beaten, he is literally the worst and weakest champion in the ufc outside the guy who got it over a injury to the championalso he's a faggot dick sucker who can't produce a son because he nuked his testosterone abusing roids, no wonder you guys simp for him
>>153484767see also: Aldo vs Edgar 2
>>153484816yea the poofc was trying to push jew yorker franky as a champion and he was dogshit too what about it?aldo already had more consecutive defences than volk will ever have by that point
>>153484843dude got gifted a title after being sent to the shadowrealm, didn't have to earn his way back up and got to rematch a dude he has already beaten
Frankie was fighting guys twice his size you fucking isiot
>>153484853except franky was on a 4 fight win streak and it wasn't an immediate rematch?and despite that aldo still had more consecutive defences than volkanmidget?nice try faggot
australia: 3 champion legacy, 1 currentcanada: 1 champion legacy, 0 current
>>153484874the goat is canadiancry about it volksimp
edgar vs maynard 5 UFC WHITE HOUSE
>>153484813you're the living embodiment of the mental illness known as not obeying the eye test, i fear
>>153484886gane vs cain loser gets deported by ICE
>>153484893volk is literally the weakest and worst champion in the ufc outside of van who didn't even win his titlealso has no son because of roid abuse, truth hurts
actually Conor is the 145er goat
>>153484904he has a better claim than volkanmidget that's for surealdo wanted to fight pettis but the poofc at the time was putting him on wheaties boxes and didn't want aldo to beat his ass, so he could have been a 2 division champion if dana didn't larp as a boston gangstervolk won't move up because he's a faggot bitch and stays in his lane
OH NO NO
>>153484894>released from jail only to be deportedpoor cayenne velasquez
>>153484934kek>>153484929>look a fighter lost a fight! that never happens!lmao cusuals are hilarious
>>153484919now Dana will larp as a boxing gangster since he started ZUFFBOX, he's a boxercise bald fuckin goof
>>153484929If Volk had retired after losing the decision to Islam, he would've gone down as a top 10 all-time. Nearly top 5.
>>153484947nah zuffa boxing is already dead and fucking cooked dana made his money and doesn't give a single fuck anymore I'm sure he's fine being a "gangster" or trying to get into politics or whatevercares more about blackjack than fighting these days lol
>>153484950Losing to islam doesn't improve his standing, he's a good fighter probably top 3 in his division, top 10 all time is laughable
Sexy Mexicans dancing hard on Pakistan I know you like it, it's good for you
Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty, oh won't you please take me hoooome oohh yeaaah
>>153484953dana on my 600 lb life when?
chuck liddell bringing him bags of slop and enabling him
Chris "Lights Out" Lytke was the fuken man
>>153484961Fought a bigger, dominant wrestlefucker faggot and made him look like a bitch by the end of it. Pisslam was gasping for air in the fifth. If it had gone another round or two, Volk would've won. I don't even like Volk, but his record up to that point would have put him in a really good position to be considered top 10.
For sure the guy who got knocked the fuck out by Joe Riggs and lost the ultimate fighter to Matt Serra was a beast
>>153484982dude is off the trt so he's getting really fat >>153484999doesn't matter he still lost and he tried again only to get flatlinedit doesn't make him better in terms of legacy, doesn't really mean much in his divisional standing but it's not a good look compared to all the other guys who were actually successful getting their second major promotional titles, and there's enough of those dudes (cormier, gsp, cejudo, randy, dan henderson, ilia, etc) that volk wouldn't even be considered a top 5 all time if that a measure of greatness
How does a card like this stack up to modern UFC cards?
>>153485034pretty solid, all except one fight was a finish too
>>153485057Shut the fuck up idiot
>>153485066no one here except me even saw that card because you're all casual shitters who started watching when gooby arrived lmaofuck outta here
>>153485075Kill yourself faggot
>>153485019How about you pound an unclipped Puerto Rican cock into yuor uvula like you do every sunday night faggot bitch. Respectfully.
>>153485082lead by example you bitch made human vagina
this boomer was around to see mcgregor fight lmaoooo
>>153485020If we're going greatness relative to time period, then Volk doesn't stand a chance. But if we're just doing the faggy contemporary measure of overall skill, with heavy emphasis on more contemporary fighters, he would've been up there, yeah. He disgraced himself with the two losses after that. But people also forget he went up a weight class on short notice for the second Islam fight, which, as guys like McGregor showed us, are career-hurting fights. And that compromised him for the Ilia fight, too. He ruined his own legacy by trying to be gutsy against two future legends. Bad roll of the dice.
>>153485108he's probably the second best fighter ever to compete at FW that's not a bad resume at all, but all time he doesn't compareand he chose to go up on short notice and be a company man.he wasn't forced to fight probably not a good call in hindsight but he's a grown ass man and he decided that was his best path to another title fight against pisslam
grandpa please tell us another story about the khabib era
>>153485176yea big goyim ari jew definitely knows who the goat is because he has to sell tickets for his dogshit product, joe rogan is so intellectual and is a great comedian too
>>153485176he ducked tony. that’s the summary of the khabib “era”
Sokoudjou. His name was Sokodjou.
Alexandra “the gaped” Volbussy
>>153485386HE'S THE JUDO CHAMPION OF AFRICAHE CAME TO JAPAN WITH ONE GOALTO BECOME A PRIDE FIGHTER
“Stop crying, you sniveling ass. Stop your nonsense” – Gane to Tom.
>>153485440>tom "pussy" anusrapedinall can kick a soccer ball around>ARGH I CAN'T TURN ME HEAD OR SEE MY CHILDREN ME EYE IS A FISH AND CHIPPER LAD TOAD IN THE HOLE MATEyeah
>>153485440Got some queso for yuo under my foreskin. Metaphorically that is, if you disrepsected me.
>>153485467You’re Chinese. But then again, aren’t we all, in a way?
I saw Gane smack the fuck outta Tom and Tom's eyes watered up and his mouth was bloody and some piss dribbled out onto the ground
>>153485492that was a runny poo tom is just such a yellow belly it looks like piss
Volk got knocked out Pigslam got knocked upLEVELS
Strickbeast fight week.
Topuria is living her best life with xher new boy friend
aldo was never good
Gordon Ryan is unironically smarter than Garry Kasparov or any other chess player out there.
Gordon Ryan is unironically an incestuous pedophile and cuckold.
>>153485825You mean khabib?
release the /heem/ files!
UFC white house will be the biggest event everAll you heem sissies complaining about Trump need to shut up and respect greatness
LIDL is good
>>153486014Nobody ever said it wasn't
Prates beats JDM and this is not controversial
He's blind, Tom Aspinall
"I can't hear!" - Evander Holyfield
as the biggest and now former tom aspinal fan i think i speak for everyone when i say that he should be cut, we dont need people like him who lack integrity in our sport
>Aldo is better than the guy who beat him
>>153486345He won the title fair and square through a NC
Mcgregor is the 145lbs goat
Bo Nickal would head kick Colby out cold and hit a DX suck it to the crowd if they fought at the white house
>>153486425Nah it's tuporia, volk and then goob
>>153484545we are so back
goobert grapple decisioned infant max
Gooby rocks up to the fundamentals class at Straight Blast Cum and puts those teens on Notice. Throwing absolute rockets on those fewls. Nice and flowy ye?
goobeys a fake one
You think you're angry at Tom Aspinall, but in truth you're angry at Jon Jones.
tell tom aspinall to his face that he's faking his eye injuries!!!
I would, because then if I just circle strafed he'd be unable to see me
Tom has an eye problem and Jon has a penis problem. Levels
the real greatest fighters in the world live john wick lifestyles making six figures a week in bounties. they don't bother with the game known as mixed martial arts.
>>153486619>YOUR WIFE IS IN ME DM'SCan't get any realer than that
>>153487090Tomala's eyes are the least of his concerns sadly i fear
>>153487164tommybros..
>>153486619I'd argue he's the realest. Got a savage coke addiction and didn't hide it. Blasted a bunch of Ibogaine in the desert to try and overcome it. Whereas Bones tries to play coy about his behaviour.
>>153487135bounty hunters are crack heads anon and most of them get arrested
>>153487280>didn't hide ithe tries to hide it all the time
>>153487544bj penn already told me everything about the hidden society. it's over.
literally cant stop heeming my meng
Mcgergor is lowkey undefeated at featherweight and knocked out the champ tbf
Favorite hobby - heeming meng
>>153487583Ducked urijah faber
woodly would’ve beat conor at 170, for the record
>>153487430UFC fighters just let the UFC shit on their head and do nothing about it
banning oblique kicksYes/No?
>>153487855Shut the fuck up
strikes to the head of any kind need to be illegal. you can literally die from head injuries.
they should ban fighting and just work things out with their words
damn! fighting as a whole needs a 2 year doping ban too much garbage in the garbage shoot its needs to be cleaned.
>the garbage shoot
They tried to placate BJ with a dumpy Polynesian clone of his mother but he was too strong
Do you think dirty diaper donnie will stage some crazy event like his fake assassination attempt at the UFC White House?
Fuck that!
>>153488584DDPonald will make Dana change his dementia depends in front of 1000s of adoring fans
>>153483879>>153488590
>>153488487
Pick up the pieces, chris duncan pick up the pieces!
>>153487535>Favorite place to travel to - PolandThat's problematic
>>153488710He's polish!
Poland needs roughly 500,000 somalidaddies
Till and Haramzat were the Simon & Garfunkel of their era
Niggas see Petr Yan hit a basic judo trip and throw a 1-2 and start uploading YouTube videos titled "The Stoic Fighter's Guide to Beautiful Violence"
>>153488770Can't. Needs at least 15 months.
>>153488781But enough about Clitia Topiglet.
>>153488831You're deranged.
>get divorced>start strutting about in kravats and lipstick
Ilia Topuria is the MMA Joey of MMA
>>153484545damn gooby is really putting the heat on those amateur teenagers
Everybody already forgot Lil Ank was champion
Clitia has been awful quiet since Slamdaddy threatened to oink him
>>153488977ye because he went life and death with a 30% chama
>>153488980This tweet caused topuria to fake a divorce
>>153488961Best day of their life!
ramadan tomorrow brazza u no dis
I did this with my grandma yesterday to test my new shin guards.
>>153489018>muhammad needed to finish his valentines treats before fasting for allahfake religion
lidl bet kvass and tiramisu when allah sleeping brazza dis is what i tink
CAIN IS FREE
>>153489057Someone call Abel
>>153489057if doo had more than 8 braincells he would have gotten revenge AND walked a free man
pvz's butthole
>>153489173Places you could fit an entire NFL practice squad.
PvZ mahogany stained ring piece. I wasn't a believer in ring rust until I saw that shit
BJ Penn vs Nick Diaz karate combat would be cool
you just know ciryl gane has the fattest labias
>>153489313I'd rather watch Clay Guida shower.
>>153489335Clay does fishing charters trips as a side business
Imagine turning up to work and getting fed some authentic bug coated Volk Slop
>>153489355>gillz and thrillz with guidaI could definitely see me abandoning my family for this
>>153489355I'd be scared that Clay would just go caveman freak mode and just rip all our heads off goblin style
Cain vs Arlovski in bare knuckle
>>153489363Cooking with Visible Staph
>>153489387Fishing with Clay vs fishing with Bryce
Test
Fresh off a ban like what up I got a big cock! janny plays no games respect G
>>153489458
tommy has needed several emergency vacations to deal with his eye injury
what does it feel like to know you could beat the UFC heavyweight champion by eye poking him?
Tom Aspinall reportedly in Jamaica after his tour of Italy. Seen hitting a dutty wine and shaking booty pon da cocky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOuTpiocY3wpissyxisters...
>>153489669Clearest 48-47 Daddysanya ever
Volk is undeniably the Featherweight goat.
Contender Izzy the Middleweight GOAT, the lightning in a bottle, once in a generation
strickbeast beat the dog botherer at his own game
Staph Infection with Volk
>>153489458doo been silly lately tossing off topics around
>>153489867Yeah whatever you just said man
>>153489909
Casey Kenney is the hottest free agent in MMA
Having really bad diarrhea rn lads
>>153490012ShotaSean after he dead daddy stretched him out
>>153490012unironically the same boat ate nothing but shishito peppers and bulgur yesterday
>>153489363vollk laces all of his food with fentanyl
Strickbeast got em revved?
The raped.
I'm sorry but Tom Aspinall is not the baddest man on the planet
Champ shit ONLY.
>>153490181
>>153490171YJK ShotaShawna got bricked up feeling a log slide outta xer prolapsed porkcave, pigga prolly thought it were Usdaddy’s BBC!
>>153490171he shart?
>>153490171Me after to a trip to bodega for a chilli dog
>>153490360A roller dawg?
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/136872-ufc-fight-nightpretty decent card coming up. great ME plus>del Valle/Leavitt>Brahimaj/Soriano>Njokuani/Leal>Reese/Pereira>Ode/Idiris>Spivac/Delija>Ige/Costa>Neal/Medic>Smith/Harrell (good prospect fight)Idk much about Lebosnoyani or Coria, but it would be nice if they show out. Their records indicate a lot of finishes, but I didn't examine strength of schedule
>>153490373Idk I only found out what Bodega was from people at heem
>>153490474The monkey king is fighting? I'm in.
>>153490501The guy he's fighting seems to be really good but unfortunately had the wind taken out of his sails with the Dulgarian fiasco. Should be a fun grappling match
That boy Leavitt is mighty zesty...
>Soft hands bongNothing new>>153490474Lebosnoyani looked good in the dwcs
UFC WHITE HOUSE: EVERY FIGHT IS A SUPER FIGHT!
https://x.com/i/status/2023244918139793546>Dana White says matchmaking for the UFC White House event is done already >“We have two different options laid out. We got the White House card done last week.”I'm guessing>Jones/Pereira>Topuria/Gaethje>Harrison/NunesIslam isn't fighting until after UFC White House. Chimaev and Yan won't be on it because they're less popular Russians. Van/Taira winner could poasibly squeak in there with a quick turnaround after April, especially if Van winsThat's 4 title fights. I assume they will try to make the BMF fight happen and they may create a 1-off "Patriot Belt" or something for McGregor/Chandler
>>153489707THE Yair Rodríguez?
>>153484446>shows a trip with no impact on the fight >sean melted abus 3 minutes laterlol
UFC White House: Khabib Is BACK
>>153484483I don’t like Volk but this is peak VDS
Unpopular opinion: Sandhagen is better than O'Malley
>>153490684I agree but they’ll never make that fight cuz O’Malley might lose
>>153490666Abus easily won r1 with mediocre wrestling. Fluffy's gas tank is endless and his gnp/submissions are savage. It's not an easy fight for Sean. if you think it is, then make some free money
>>153490684I don't think that's an unpopular opinion bappa I think you mean uncommon.
DONALD
go off all you want but strickchad is still headlining cards
>>153490684I agree but I'd never say that out loud
life and death with the kelvin gastelumlife and death with the marvin vettori
Fluffdaddy is sending Shota Sean back the gapedpex sadly
>>153490835life and death with THE Chael Sonnenlife and death with THE Michael Bispingdeath from THE Chris Weidman
Unpopular opinion: your mom is dead
>>153490696Already all over Sean +230 bud. Gonna go to Italy this summer with my winnings
post yfw dogbender gets heemed by bum ass joe pyfer
>>153483998strickland doesnt handle pressure well he has to be the aggressor or he gets killed its gonna look like fluffy vs michel pereira
i bet everything i own on fat hernandez
>>153490868Joe Pyfer is tailor made to get 49-46'd by le kicks and circling out.
>>153490862I'm rooting for and favoring Fluffy. May the best man win
>>153490895A sock filled with dried cum?
>>153490868Pyfer’s power is Garth level overrated
>>153490915izzy is too flushed for range abuse. strickland, du plessis and imavov have proved this.
>>153490944Have you seen Pyfer fight? He's going to plod and throw a right hand.
>>153490940He has the all time record on the UFC PI Power Cube, higher than Ngannou
>>153490930
>>153490957even doe alex beat both
The PI punch cube is not real!
Ngumbo set the record on Dana's power cube
>>153490956yes i have seen adesanya get jabbed to death by a gym rat, choked out by gay south african and heemed into the mat by a low-mid fighter.
DANEH GIVE BONUS
I'd watch a movie where Dana White plays Van Helsing
Joe Pyfer has wrestling on par with Bo Nickal, power a 2-3 levels above Alex Pereira and spacing equal to Jon Jones. The only thing setting him back is cardio which looks like a hill he's filled as he's finishing fights in later rounds now. Putting Israel in a cage with Pyfer is sanctioned murder
>>153491027shah oup blud
create a force measure dummymeasure the force of a standardized list of strikesadd up all the numbers and that is a fighter's power level
>>153491073say it again twin
>>153491010Pyfer is much worse than all those guys
>>153491092why couldnt dog bender do this to gasoutelum
>>153491020Van HelSLAP
finna stricksplode on some fool today
Joe Pyfer punches harder than Francis NgannouLike "Boom you're dead" powerHoly fucking shit
Who does that to Oliveira?!
>>153491159Jim "Fucking" Miller
>>153491159DONALD COWBOY
>>153490868
>>153491113Huh?
>>153491272
The cold hard truth is that you only need enough power to hurt your opponent. That's all that matters. A knockout is nice, but all you really need is power that makes your opponent respect you and the judges weigh your punches heavier
my punches weigh in at two ford windstars
my punches so heavy they get mistaken for yo mamma
>>153487535>hates video gamesI dunno dawg maybe I judged blud too harshly. He seem pretty chill.
>>153491661your mother is so fat you're a mulatto
>>153490091Thank God he flushed the pissy meme
>tony ferguson is a champ>israel adesanya isntkwab shit ONLY
>>153491661My mom is dead bro
>>153491833
Bratha we hev to check his grappling.
Robert Duvall just fucking got heemed
>>153491969What does your mom think about that?
>>153491969Finna snack on his maggoty maleminge?
>>153490960Here's the thing you guys
>>153491982I don't know man
>>153491986Excellent post.
>>153492000Why don't you ask her?
here’s the thing you guys, it wasn’t rape. I pranced around in my momma’s makeup and panties offering my bacon gape to my drunk dead daddy!
>>153492017Cormier raped Strickland? This changes everything
>>153491969Lonesome Dove was a peach
>>153492013Uhh no
Daddysanya got next after we spank, spunk, spackle, and seal Joe Pigfer's gape.
>>153491428Imagine if still weren’t a bum.
Adesanya bro he's getting knocked the fuck out by Joe Pyfer.
Pyferpals ASSEMBLE!
>>153492291Hoenstly? LFG
We all seen what happens when Izzy tries to fight white boys. He loses every time. Strickland, DDP, Blachowicz...now Joe Pyfer. It's a buck breaking of catastrophic proportions
Izzysisters
>>153492531
Piggy rape!
>>153492596Pyfer is from Philly, he's at least half nigger
>>153492602it's time for Izzy's ivory insemination!
Piggy humiliation
>>153492629I'm from Philly and I'm not a nigger anon
izzy will keep evading until he gets racked by the pyfer power punch spam
throw it back for a real nigga
THE Wilkenson?
>WOOOO!! Come on Izzy fight me, fight me like a man!!Chills.
wildman wilkenson is still talked about in most crack houses even today
big greek smoochies in tom aspinal`s eye coochie and hairless virgin bussy
Whats your Norwood?2 rn
Strickland beat the fuck out of Adesanya, just as I predicted.
>>153492783holy based
>>153492769what are snowniggers so obsessed with hairlines? Being bald is more practical and virilous
>>153492834Kek youre bald
>>153492854ye had curly hair then i heemed them since I was 15 to look like my IDOL sean strickland
>>153492783I accidentally took a bunch of my mom’s birth control pills in middle school because I thought they were drugs and they inhibited my puberty and I have a big butt and features. That probably caused my AGP fetish and I mostly only get off on viewing myself as a women so I shave my legs and wear panties now. Stuff like that just as i predicted
>>153492920I seriously doubt I would never say something like this pal, I mean come on
If MMA was an Olympic sport, would brazzas sweep it?
Joe Pyfer got a hair transplant and immediately shaved it off. He's all quit.
>>153492950thats a weird butthole
>>153493363Post more BBC daddies. My birth control clitty finna squirt!
>>153493363all soviet women have buttholes like that since the men hate pussy
>>153493378>Post more BBC daddiesufc alumni philip brooks with rumored girlfriend, an unnamed young black talent
Say it
>>153494015klootzak got blootgesteld
>>153494038XDD
>>153494015Raped piggy
FUCK THAT!
the champ is here
>>153494470Hi Ilia
very disrespectful
Strickland vs Adesanya is genuinely one of my favourite fights ever. The upset and the simplicity of Sean’s gameplan make the win special.
>they linked
Ian Garry will be representing Ireland and Georgia when Slamdaddy rapes him to death
>>153484545opponent?
Imagine Cain getting out of prison and seeing how much the world changed since he's been in. Asolutely wild stuff.
now watch me whipnow watch me nae nae
Robert Duvallbros…….
Weclome...TO THE JOE PYFER ERA-Joe Rogan- Daniel Cormer- Nelson Mandela- Vermin Supreme
>>153495169talmbout planet of the (h)ap(e)s
best ways to suck cock as a joe pyfer fan - buzzfeed news
Damn you dirty apes! Damn you all to hell!- Joe Pyfer (attempting to order from a local soul food jawn)
Nigger
>>153495340-Joe Pyfer (attempting to tie his shoes)
Check out this minty official Dr Disrespect merch I just bought at the thrift store for $5, all the pedo accusations against him were proven false he only ever cheated on his wife with 100% fully and completely legal aged younger women
>>153495340a persistent nuisance
>>153495340We don’t sing our posts.
>>153495340a declaration, or a plea?
>>153492783hey sneed I fucked your mom if that's okay
>>153495340
>>153494015I may be AFRICAN but I aint no NIGGER of yours, son.
>>153495675>even espee knows who this is This bald nigga fucked up hard lmao
>>153496098All dressed up but Slamdaddy is ignoring xer….poor poor little Topiggy
>>153496098
>>153496150AND HE KNOWS
>>153496133I had no idea who he was prior to all of it yeah. Big time eff up.
Realistically what are his chances against Islam?
>>15349635060-70 percent in his favorGarry's gonna have at least a dozen pounds on Islam. Don't be surprised if Islam gets outgrappled
>*Renounces Allah*
>>153496386Damn, Daddynovski fucked xher good
>>153496386>kh-khabib sama... please dont watch..
Muhammad Ankalaev took the dive for 3 quarters of a million and disgraced الله.
you're saying anthony LIONHEART smith gave up? his nickname though!
making a bones thread btw
Did Haramkalaev really think that his song and dance and his superstition would help him?
Ian Garry will finish Makachev and become an megastar. I for one and am here for it.
>>153496493the heemsensus is undecided whether or not kwabkalaev thinks at all
>>153496493He thought he killed the spell but you never go to Allah to combat Satanism. Pereira himself is a muslim satanist shaman
i just did one of those huge shits that when you do it you free up gut space and all the farts that were stuck just come out Paddy will be champ by the end of the year
Holy sit...
nah fuck that
fuck wha
>>153496576iskender nowim very hungry pls
>>153496580Who tf brought the gay nigga to the infinite black
need to get more piffed this is going somewhere
>>153496518Who was the last person he finished
>>153496635His wife's boyfriend
>>153496635A badass unc style fighter former gang member of the Latin Kings currently on a 3 fight winstreak
ian garry is absolute dogshit
>>153496635Things change b
My fighting style? Steppa.Your fighting style? Goofy.
ian garry is like the dogshit that comes in spring when the ice melts iykyk
You? Zigger.Me? Zagger.
Anthony Smith will end retirement to compete in the 16-man Gamebred Bareknuckle MMA tournament.Smith meets Chase Sherman, and other matchups include: >Guto Inocente vs. Mohammed Usman>Alexandr Romanov vs. Nikolay Kovalenko>Bruno Cappelozza vs. Todd Duffee
>>153496350>>153496364>Respect to Islam. Never felt strength like that before.. Oy tink he's on somethin. H-he's gotta be, simple as that... But me goal remains the same. Mork Moy Worts I WILL be the champion one day.... SOON
>>153496700slush?
>>153496710Why retire when they just comeback 4 months later? why not just remain active?
Why are there no black champions? Is the ufc racist?
>>153496150
id walk out to breathe by fabolous to weed out the queers
>>153496770when kamala harris becomes president in 2028 there will be several black UFC champions
we should close out the thread by posting mengs
>>153496710The commission views competing on international shows while on suspension, as evading suspension. They will for sure not relicense him when his suspension is up kek
>>153496848
>>153496770Usman will be champ again. Down the line, Manal Kape will become champ, followed by Gable Steveson, Jacobe Smith, and Jamahal Hill. They will be known as The New Kingz, like it or not.
>>153496848my only meng
>>153496848meng means penis
>>153496990I'm surprised you can read desu
>>153496848Haha yeah photos of us sucking them haha
Hhaha suken to CONPELTION haha
>>153497270>>153497270
Joe knows.
