prev: >>153447174News:>Gallentines Day a bust as Zach Gallen signs w. Sneks on a 1 year deal>Castellanos to Sandy Eggo >Stove season is pretty much over, proof:>Nationals, Cionel Perez Agree To Minor-League Deal>Orioles Acquire Jackson Kowar>Padres, Germán Márquez Agree To One-Year Contract
doyers
>>153461440metsiners in da op!
First for the Yankees that are running it back.
dodgers
Casty did nothing wrong.
>>153461440
>>153461440is this the guy on youtube that animates old cumtown bits?
>>153461508incredible picture, down to the yuengling, even if it was some caribbean beer irl
>>153461522saul
>>153461508>cuckstellanosHe should’ve had more WAR.
>>153461440dodgers signed Keston Hiura to a minor league deal
My god it's 2014 again
>>1534615623rd place in the division.
do Phillies fans like anyone that plays for them
>>153461562framber managed to make that shirt look like a labcoat
>>153461589you one of those “please don’t scream obscenities at the players in front of my children” types or something?
>>153461508beer is for fat losers who can't play ballsoto leads an ascetic lifestyle
>ascetic
>>153461629Eyes not symmetrical,Eyes cross eyed,Eyes deformed,What a pull.
>>153461440Weed gives you schizophrenia. Maybe that’s why the thread is all fucked up.
>>153461683Weed is bad for you.
>>153461629and don't you forget it!
>>153461683Is weed the work of psychogang?
>>153461690psychoAIM actually
psychogang has AIM’d their sights on /mlb/
>>153461663holy based lore comic
>>153461537I just assumed it was Yuengling given it was the Phillies, my bad.>>153461549t. Lives in the fag capital of the world
>>153461520i have a feelin 4chan attracts a lot of lazyboyz like us
>>153461733I don’t live in San Fran how triple dog dare you?
can i get a quick rundown of the castellanos drama in philly? i don't know what the real story is. is heard he called a teammate the n-word and was drinking beer during a game or something?
>>153461790He hurt someone’s ego and it cost him his job (unrelated).
>>153461808welcome to corporate america
/mlb/ will you be my valentine
>>153461854yes
>>153461854I'll be your valentine, anon
>>153461790he said some heinous shit about the manager
any word on conforto?
>>153461869>>153461859>tfw they're fighting over me
>>153461894honestly can't believe the angels haven't signed him. i guess he's holding out for more than $4 million
>>153461715Reporting
>>153461949and there it is…
>>153461894he’s from washington mariners should take a chance on him
>>153461949hey SmarterChild, write me a custom away message
>>153461973Them were the days winky my boy
>>153461996these kids don't know shit about yahoo pool
>>153461961nah, he's not worth it to them or any team with actual aspirations. the bargain basement teams should have a look though if they don't have a young outfielder they're developing. honestly, conforto should probably try japan or south korea.
pool’s closed
>>153462017relax, 2011 tyler the creator
>>153462017schizoposters are always looking for new members
>>153462009I played a lot of it.
>>153462017sorry, i'm not in a clique but i post anyway because the baseball reddits are generally insufferable
>>153462017You just gotta brute force your memes into popularity.
i didn't play yahoo pool, but i played yahoo stocks (maybe not the correct name), which was like playing the stock market with fake money. unfortunately i did not invest real money and am poor despite knowing which tech companies had real growth potential. do any of you have a time machine i need to do my life over
>>153462046things we lost in the fire
Joey Loperfido, how many rings does he have?
>>153462088bet the farm on AOL and Enron
>>153462112Bout tree fitty
does anyone know of any potential milestone's to look out for in 2026? I know there's no one close to 500 HR maybe something smaller?
>>153462095we've got pool roguelikes nowadays
>>153462198https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/s/Qf5CJ4YCJf
>>153461808he lost his job because he was a below replacement player last year
>>153462095my parents had a computer room in the basement almost exclusively so they could play this, yahoo dominos, that balloon popping game, they were big into those games. just ripping ciggies and playing yahoo pool and pokerstars kek
>>153462219Thank you!
Philly is a dump. Lets go Mets!
Stanton is 47 HRs away from 500. Would suck if the lockout costs him 500
>>153462224> balloon popping game?
Cant believe Kurt Suzuki is going to manage the Angels and they signed him to a one year deal. How could anyone see what goes on with the other Los Angeles team and think the Dodgers are the issue
>I talked to sources within multiple MLB franchises. Over the last five years, MLB has been withholding a small portion of each team’s share of national television money, as well as a portion of each team’s share of the licensing revenue,” the longtime Chicago radio host said on Thursday’s episode of Spiegel & Holmes. “And these dollars have been consolidated by MLB to what will be given to teams next year as a war chest. A $75 million per team war chest that should allow each franchise to withstand the potential loss of an entire baseball season. That’s the new information that I was able to confirm and put out today.>Spiegel later added that “every department of every team is well aware of the danger that looms beyond November.” As such, it’s not necessarily a surprise that preparations are already taking place to combat the likely loss of income for the league.>Every facet of the baseball world is preparing for this like never before Spiegel said.
>>153462293house always wins...
>>153462293Yeah there is going to be a war of attrition. The players union is building a similar war chest.
>>153462293>mfw they don't even disagree enough to lead to a stoppage
>>153462313>player union warchest>pays them $100 a week and defers the rest 10 years from now
>>153462095I miss this game so fucking much
mogged
>>153462330I don't know how much they have but I wouldn't underestimate it the amount as pathetic. It's gonna be crazy and probably lockdown entire year.
>>153462313What do you think is going to come from all of this? I know this is as good as asking someone what they think will happen when they die
>>153462334> bonzo's montreaux, open ladder tournament
>>153462355they wouldn't just... stop playing baseball for a whole season, would they?
>>153462371what the fuck is that knot
It’s actually happening, my angels are taking the west.
>>153462371I think they might
>>153462359>>153462371Insiders say the majority of owners are fully prepared to die on the hill of a salary cap. Either one side is going to capitulate or an unsatisfactory deal for both sides will be made forever changing how baseball spending works.
>>153462247>>153462224Bubble Trouble?! I LOVED that game.
>>153462413how weird, I was just playing that game (for like the first time in 15 years) last week. They added a bunch of levels and I think there's still a somewhat active community (not sure)
>>153462422salmon > trout
>>153462404I hope the ownies eat shit
>>153462439>>153462404Harper must die.
>>153462439Cool it with the antisemitism
>>153462436
>>153462439They’re billionaire libertines, they do that already for fun
>>153462465lel
I wish I could meet Michael
>>153462457
>Poodres
>>153462163diamond hands breh
>>153462486fuggin kek
a TROUTONIAN ass fuck!
>>153462293if mlb fumbles the momentum they have while the nba is in the shitter i'm going to fucking flip out
>>153462486
>this is the year the angels win the west
>>153462486AI sloppas btfo by this one simple post
Deleted that, it could be taken the wrong way. Greed extends beyond ethnicity
>>153462582artisans will forever reign supreme
>>153462581the athletics will win the west before the angels do. i don't gamble but i would put my mortgage on it.
>>153462198non-reddit edition https://www.baseball-reference.com/friv/milestones.cgi
>>153462608The richest man in the world is the son of a South African emerald magnate that was too autistic and weird even for Epstein island. Baseball teams for this feel?
the genny will probably start having a near constant boot licker presence coming. they don't really give a shit about the game. their primary goal is to ensure the owners have as much leverage as possible. remember before the last cba was agreed upon? the owners wouldn't even engage in negotiations most of the offseason. it was mostly gaslighting to try to cause a rift within the players union. I remember losing interest in the game in 94/95 when it seemed like to drag on forever. I remember there were a lot of scabs playing when they started playing again and the quality of the game sucked. This feels like it's going to be worse.
>>153462704didn't he murder someone(s)?
>>153462247>>153462413nah it was this one but it was one of the later ones
>sign a guy from the nipp league who had a 0.94 ERA over so and so many games>great>he's had TJ, so he'll need a year>uh, ok , well if we can bring him in in 2028...>the contract is for just one yearbuster wtf
>>153462590so what you're saying is that when I call the Mets "that Jew team" I am not only accurate but can continue doing so without besmirching the other Jewish owners in MLB? thank you for the update, I appreciate your thoughtful research
>>153462707if the players want fan sentiment to be on their side they need to make sure some one other than the dodgers win the WS next year because most Americans are fat tubs of shit that have been brainwashed their entire lives
>>153462707most fans are already consciously or subconsciously sucking the owners cocks with their "WAAAAHH WAAAAHH PARITY!!!! LOOK AT DA NFL WAAAAAAH WWAAAAAAAH", ignoring the fact that the NFL gives cupcake schedules to bad teams which isn't really possible when you're playing 162 games instead of 17. But the retards in Pittsburgh and the like are still gonna side with management who milk them night after night, knowingly putting a dogshit team on the field. MLB has always had haves and have-nots. The main issue now is the collapse of cable television and regional sports networks. The league needs to sort out television money and capitalize on the fact that live sports are one of the few in-demand properties in the new era of television. A lockout is going to fuck them all in the ass, send this league into oblivion, and only give them less leverage when negotiating media deals. Add more onerous luxury tax penalties and sign a new fuckin CBA you dipshits (I know MLB and multiple Player's Union reps are reading this)
>>153462802>The main issue now is the collapse of cable television and regional sports networks.apparently MLB wants to own the tel rights to all 30 MLB teams. Dunno how they'd do that when existing contracts already exist
>>153462676>I don’t gamble but
>>153462850Stankeedoo ‘em!
>>153462707I'm not so sure the genny will be full of bootlickers. Feels like there's been a vibeshift here recently
Fans shouldn’t accept the pitch clock, the pitch clock is cultural genocide and anti-labor.
>>153462293This is standard practice preceding all CBA negotiations
>>153462842they'd have to wait for those contracts to end or buy them out. the bigger question is how you get the big market teams to agree. when the NFL did it, the commissioner said "fuck you retards, it's better longterm" and made it happen. Would all the owners have to vote on such a proposal, and what percentage of the league would have to vote in favor for it to pass?
>>153462900boras hands posted this
>>153462802I actually liked watching the steelers as a second team this past season
>>153462900
>>153462901Really? That seems like a waste considering the longest lockout in MLB history was like 200 days. But I'll take your word for it, I have no idea how labor negotiations work
>>153462915>I have no idea how labor negotiations worktony you shouldn't be posting here
>>153462923Why are so many people fear mongering about the CBA expiring if everything is standard procedure so far. Media just need something to lie about?
>>153462933this time its different - don't ask me how
>>153462933it's not fearmongering, the stalemate is basically established already. unless major concessions are made by the owners there will be no baseball in 2027. that's not hyperbole
>>153462933It’s literally 1994
>>153462915>every department of every team is well aware of the danger that looms beyond November.” As such, it’s not necessarily a surprise that preparations are already taking place to combat the likely loss of income for the league.>>Every facet of the baseball world is preparing for this like never before Spiegel said.>>This is standard practice preceding all CBA negotiationscan someone connect these dots for me I'm legit retarded
>>153462946Kekkin even though I hate the ownies
>>153462969I think his point is that teams squirreling away cash in case of a lockout is typical just as an insurance policy, but this time there's actually gonna be a lockout coz of the TV rights fiasco and salary cap/floor
>>153462969mlbpa wants to kill the service time construct. owners want a salary cap. neither side is willing to budge on either issue
>>153462791anyone who watches the game regularly knows they could have just as easily lost the last 2 seasons. >>153462802I just don't see how you can make teams spend less than they're willing to>>153462895you're right, but all it takes is one nearly omnipresent dickhead like we had before the last cba to distort the perception of what the majority of people want to see happen. the longer we go without games the more people stop supporting the players because they just want to watch baseball and not think about the rest of it.
>>153462933Der azz fucker is locking his cock cage in 2027!
>>153463004>I just don't see how you can make teams spend less than they're willing tolook at the nba. there's no salary cap but the tax penalties are so bad that there's effectively a salary cap. i'm not sure the mlbpa is retarded enough to allow this to happen, but if the penalties are high enough teams WILL curb their spending
The A’ssfuckiez will win da west
>>153463021>tax>penaltyShould never be used in the same sentence. Taxes are GOOD. Think of all the fatherless white crack babies who need EBT
Me own fookin son and assfooky
please fook my ass
Newest ñsychoAIM member here, when are we unretiring the mindFUCKER? He was my favorite player.
>>153463004>anyone who watches the game regularly knows they could have just as easily lost the last 2 seasons.Because the Padres and Blue Jays have been big spenders as well. Dodgers are cartoonishly rich, but the imbalance is still there. Also, the Kyle Tucker deal feels like the straw that broke the camel's back, especially for small market cazzies.
>>153463040you will NOT bait me into a political discussion, francisco lindor
>>153463021the penalties seem to be doing what they're supposed to be doing to me. most teams are not reluctant to lose draft picks in addition to paying the luxury tax. teams get more from revenue sharing if teams are willing to pay the tax. I know no one seems to like it now, but these are exactly the rules the owners voted unanimously in favor of, and the players agreed to just 4(?) years ago.
>>153463087>Kyle Tucker dealTucker has been consistently bad at the plate for his entire career. Because he played for Houston he’s the top free agent. Think about that for a second…because he played on a winning team = he's valuable. He’s been abysmal and Astros fans know this, that’s why they let him walk. So the deal is yet to be proven as good.
>>153463095>teams are willing to give up picksBecause of the lack of a legitimate scouting infrastructure for minor leaguers and prospects. If the draft wasn’t a literal lottery, teams would hug their picks way more. It’s built like that for a reason tho.
Mindfooker is standin on bidness
>>153463112You do not want to meet the Assfooker…
…
>>153463095I think Boras hit the nail on the head. The issue isn’t the system, it’s Ohtani. No one expected a star of that magnitude to defer such a huge contract. No one could have predicted just how much of an international sensation the Dodgers would become. If mookie and Freddie were to hit the wall next season, I think owners and fans would see that this is just an acute moment of baseball might.
>Lauer lost his arbitration case and will be awarded 4.4 million rather than 5.6 millionFUCKING WHAT? IMPLEMENT THE SALARY CAP NOW! HE PITCHED TO A SUB 5 ERA WITH A 2.0 WHIP!!!1!
>>153463095>exactly the rules the owners voted unanimously in favor of, and the players agreed to just 4(?) years agothat was before the doggie doos, mets, and jays decided to spend extra-exorbitantly. this spending and competitive imbalance made joe public (and all the dogshit reactionary media) swing violently into the anti-player pro-owner camp (which they view through the lens of "competitive balance"). the owners are dumb, but they aren't retarded. they're going to bang the competitive balance drum and keep the pressure on the players to accept less money.
>>153463087it is fucked up but it's more fucked up to cap what a player can earn in free agency to me. especially after being subject to a draft where you have virtually no say in where you get to play for 6 years. as I'm typing this it feels like the Tampa Bay Rays are behind all the terms ownies are trying to impose.
>>153463126Juan Soto and the Mets have a more insane deal on paper than Ohtani though, I mean. People have gotten big contracts before (A-Rod), but something like $760 million non-deferred was never heard of…Pedro Martinez; the perennial Cy young winner only got 150mil/10yrs or something like that in his time.
>>153463104it doesn't matter if tucker is good, it's all about the optics. the narrative is that he's the big free agent of the winter, and he signs with the dodgers. a black and white scenario. bad for baseball. baseball is broken. baseball must change. (pittsburgh is laughing all the way to the bank)
>>153463152Why do the optics matter over absolute certainty and numbers?
>>153463156...have you met the average sports fan?
>>153463161I think I understand now.
if they don’t threepeat…if they don’t win again…if they experience a drought…what then?
>>153463174Who’s they?
the sacramento a's will win the world series this year and the owners's penises will crawl inside their bodies and they will agree to a CBA in january at the latest
I need a baybaw euphamism for going to my brother's wedding to a final visit with a dying relative in a span of a week. I'm so emotionally fucked up. Pfma
>>153463190this so much this
>>153461629>can't play ballI know you're not talking. Ask the resd how their ass taste. Kay won.
>>153463195You’re getting a full 9 in(ches)nings
>>153463195good time for a suicide squeeze
>>153463195Pulling off a game sealing double play while pulling your hamstring. You were happy, but now you gotta heal.
>>153463195Pray For Mercy, Anon
>>153463204>>153463205>>153463206Thanks lads. Sorry for the blog shit. I need to talk to someone for real. Baybaw and gn
>>153463214AI can’t even tell that New York and Seattle aren’t in the central
>>153463222checkin this concerning post
>>153463126I agree. that's spot on. It is Ohtani's fault for being a weirdo.>>153463111checked. I actually meant to say most teams seem more reluctant to lose draft capital than having to pay taxes. If you look at the Dodgers top prospects now, it's almost all guys they traded for or international free agents. the penalties do work but we all know the money the Dodgers have from their tv deal mitigates the hit for them, at least on paper. they're probably not going to be able to develop many star playerst as much as they will serviceable guys who will at least get a taste of the majors>>153463132that's all very true. I just hope they don't shut it all down, but I feel like it seems probable.
>>153463199We don't have championship rings. Organizations do. Players do. We are fans. Fans do not have championship rings.The Yankees have 27 championships to their credit, but what is relevant to the image you posted is the fact that she and all Yankees fans twenty six years old and younger have seen only one championship in their lifetime. That was when they were eight or nine years old, which of course means they didn't really understand or appreciate what they were seeing, if they even cared about baseball at eight or nine years old.Let's be honest, Yankees fans, the Cashman Era has been a desert wasteland. No, the great 90's Yankees dynasty had absolutely nothing to do with Cashman who was gifted that extraordinary roster by previous general manager Gene Michael and Bob Watson.
>>153463222heh...
damn. one of those rare times we talk ball instead of shitposting.
It's crazy that the owners are gaslighting the public and league that a salary cap is going to help solve parity.MLB>15 different champs in 30 years>small markets proven winners>mid markets proven winners>big markets win too, only disproportionately in making the playoffs, not champions (Yankee Drought, Met Collapses, Dodgers used to be called chokers)NFL>salary cap>hard floor>Patriots, Chiefs dynasty>Jets, Browns consistent dumpster fire>cap only compresses the middle>reality is a single Tom Brady can dominate the leagueNBA>salary cap>hard floor>least parity of any league (impossible to fix)>league is all about hitting on a star player (Top 10 minimum)>stars can force trades almost at will so teams and cap don't actually matterNHL>salary cap>hard floor>high parity but really because goal tending is voodoo >still has inept organizations: Flyers, SabresParity is structural to the current rules of baseball provided you are a competent organization. Drafting some good players, paying for good development, and signing some top free agents gives teams a real fighting chance every year. There was an era of baseball where parity was joke because the Yankees had every advantage thought possible especially spending; yet that era has been eliminated since the 1965 draft. The league can create more parity with further expanded ideas of reformed revenue sharing, anti-tanking, luxury tax, yet a cap has little evidence it helps other leagues let alone MLB. I think the owners want a cap for reason beyond parity, that's just the cover. This is about controlling labor costs! They want predictable labor costs with no more crazy bidding wars and the ability to budget more effectively. Hard Cap = Lower labor costs, no crazy bidding, stabilize expenses, increase profit margins, valuation protection, PROTECT INEPT OWNERS.TDLR: The OWNERS are just cheap ASSHOLES fucking over the player's interests. Don't fall for it, join Harper in this mission to resist.
>>153463132one could so far as to say that the owners were ok with...nay...encouraged...nay...orchestrated the dodgers to sign everyone in order to change fan sentiment. Just a thought...
salary cap = fundamentally anti americanbaseball = fundamentally american'nuff said.
'Nuff Said 'em!
I'm going to do my best to savor every morsel of this season given whats aheadnuff said.
>>153463262I love Bruce. He's a man of the people. you can also point to the fact the Brewers prove your case by being a highly competent and competitive organization while having the smallest market in the league.
Anthony
>>153463250>being a ringletDidn't read all of that but that sounds like a you problem, buddy. 28 eventually.
>>153463306And how many in your lifetime? One.
>>153463299that's where I'm at nuff said
member baybaw ;_;I do‘nuff said
>>153463321I've seen more than that and will see many more. It's all right there in front of us. I hope your team wins more rangs unless they're the mest, period sox, gloryholes, blow gays, pooston, gays, and gloryholes.
where can I watch college ball? I have cable, but are pirate sites easier in general for good stuff?
>>153463374I'm sure the ESPN family of channels will have some games but if you want to watch a specific team you're prob gonna have to get ESPN+
>>153463416I have no idea if the free streams show pingswing reliably, my guess would be iffy.
>>153461440a cubcake and a candy bar
the 17th pick in the 2025 MLB draft mindfucked Trevor Bauer
Which player makes ya lose ya goo?
The masculessence and the femininonkadonk
>>153463536Back up catcher with a gigantic feminine ass. Forgot his name
>>153463555Jose Trevino?
Salmon skin and Unagi handrolls are dangerously addicting. I could eat them all day without getting sick.....
Three's Company, except it's Jack Cripple, retarded, and the two ladies are anencephaly babies. Mr. Furley is fed up!!!
>>153463588instead of stanley roper it's stan lee, the groper
I wish more people respected by manager
>>153463612God he gropes doesn't he. Insatiable
eat this bussy
think I'll rub one out to the memory of an old flame as a belated Valentines Day gesture
>i will show the world that this is the correct techniquehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9RZ8xg-KQI
>>153463738why don't more baseball pitchers, or at least prospects/college players, compete in olympic javelin?
>>153463699An old flamer kek
>>153463778Only 90s kids remember
>>1534641372 gay 2 be dope
>>153463275that would be collusion and that would be illegal! the owners wouldn't collude.... would they??
>>153463283flyovers love socialism in sports (and absolutely positively nowhere else lol)
>>153464198/mlb/ = Marxist Leninist Board
>>153462371Why is there a tiger in that building
gm
Good morning, everybody.
Let's go ownies :)
>>153466208trevor on the grid! how the hell was bartolo the #1 answer
gm tillamook nation
>>153462439I hope the owers rape the players. They need to be put in their place.
>>153461440Not until Giolito signs
gm mariners nation>>153466208>>153466179>>153467919good morning
>>153466208>>153466770>>153467919>>153468188Gay mets lads
I will not be playing cheerleader for players or owners next winter because I know both sides will find common ground by compromising the product to the fans' detriment. We will see multiple ads on helmets, sleeves, in the grass, in the dirt, on the bases, on home plate, on the umpires. More shitty green screen behind home plate that swallows the baseball on camera. More shitty ads on the batters eye that hide centerfield home runs on TV. 16 team playoffs. Larger bases. Double bag first base, softball style. More banana ball style gimmicks like the ghost runner. Ghost runners in the playoffs. It's all on the table. If not 2027, then maybe 2032 or 2038. Maybe I'll be dead by then and it won't matter
Stole Doyerpaco valor to shit on the cheating at curling cantwinada-ians and no I’m not sorry about it
good morning, you stupid fucks
Lindor has arrived to Mets spring training. Fashion show oriented drama queen has now killed the vibes in the spring training facility.
>>153468689Frank please go back to Twitter
>>153461508The Philly media spending days dragging Casty's name through the mud while defending and elevating that useless faggot Thomson has been something to see.
>>153468653Gay mets lad
>>153461790He didn't like the way Rob Thomson managed the team and after getting pulled in a game, which up until that point never happened, he got pissed and let it all out and said "something really bad" to Thomson even though nobody will say what. He got benched the next day and since Philly is a leaderless clubhouse they just let the disagreement stew until it was irreparable. Dumbrowski then just blatantly stated they didn't want Castellanos on the team anymore so the other 29 GM's just laughed at him when they tried to trade him away and eventually released him. Now the Phillies are paying Castellanos $20M to play for the Padres.
>>153469182The “something really bad” was the beer in the buyout thing and he did it to prove a point I thought. Either way their front office’s handling of it is truly laughable.
>>153469210dugout*
>>153469162Chop on brotha
soto is yoked, he's hitting 50 homers and swiping 40 bags
>>153463371Stunt on em lil ringkee!
>>153469710Maybe on planet retard
>>153469710>>153469985sorry autocorrect got me, i meant shitting 50 burgers and eating 40 bags of fries
Juan Hohos
>Yankucks still not over Soto :D
>>153469710>>153469994
:D
>>153470095>>153470540:DDDDDD
>>153470178Kek, Juan fatso
40 of the 50 home runs Juan will hit this year will be Solo home runs.
>>153470692And the mest will lose their playoff spot to the diamondbacks this time
>>153469994>>153470178kek KEK
We are half way to nu...tho.
Mets didn’t even need all those players lol. How is Marcus Semien better than the guy they had and was it worth a prospect? They’ll trade them back before winter when they realize that they fucked up.
Morcum Semen
>>153470940>They’ll trade them back before winterWill the stove be hot then?
>>153470178FAGGets kek!
FAGan FAGto kek!
>>153471387O lel!
I just took a massive poodre
>>153470846yes...YES!
>>153470940That trade happened with both sides knowing the Rangers are betting on a player with more offensive upside and the Mets betting on a player with more defensive upside. Nevertheless, both teams had lock room issues and needed to cool things down by trading the players having conflicts.
When do pitchers and catchers report?
FAGGets kek!
Bros, WBC soon
>>153471768i love those kinds of leggings
>>153471768code?
>>153471768i look like her
>>153471821R1 R1 O R2 Up Down Up Down Up Down
>>153471839will you old my hand?
my pirates :)
>>153471821
>>153471768I want to masturbate to this JAV. Baseball God, Code?
>>153472338JUFE-591, she's a big baseball fan
fuck canada
>>153472487No, no, no, no, but Suehiro Jun is the best. I'll masturbate to this and go to sleep today, thank you
this makes cappies and ownies seethe
that guy on the white sox. "taka" means 'hawk' but what does "mune" mean?
>>153472719Kyle tucka to da dodgas? I thought he was supposed to be a Met! Are we looking at three peat? Doing something MLB!
>>153472803where's the trick? he drops the can in his lap
>>153472803mune means tuah
>>153472012What a throwback
>>153472719>$150 tickets on a wednesday game against rockies is good for baseballThey're so out of touch and greedy is actually disgusting. I hope there's a lockout and I hope these retarded faggots get assraped by a salary cap.
>>153472863mune taka huh...
>>153472719basado
I'm gonna place a McPickup breakfast order from McD's. anyone want anything?
>>153472803You do not want to know what the blue jays guys’ name means!
>>153462293>the entire MLB has known for years there will be no baseball in 2027wtf man
>bare condom in Japanese Blowgays kek!
>>153472992my usual
Over under on apples eaten through a chain link fence?
>>153473072>3 male latex condomsthis implies there are female condoms, what are female condoms?
>>153473206Kikuchi
>>153473072>OkaHOMO
>>153473159Are you Foodspie aka “Foodpie”?
>>153472992bean burrito no onions please
>>153472992Yeah, can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It's just funny that the Mets were like "Oh yeah the decision to make Juan into a left fielder was totally organic. Mendoza saw him standing in left field and all of sudden came to the realization that maybe he could play left instead of right field". We know Soto is a better left fielder in Citi field (less distance) and Carson Benge, the prospect they totally expect takes that spot for a long time, profiles as a better right fielder. They're pretending to be retarded so they can avoid not hurting the feelings of former Met Brandon Nimmo who could not come close to being right fielder in Citi field so swapping the two never made sense.
>>153463218gm and gl friend
>Bryce Harper opens up about Dave Dombrowski's comments about his "not elite" 2025 season https://www.youtube.com/shorts/N3dtJGSTSuwkek what is happening in philly?
>>153473721Harper must be a pain in the ass to be around
>>153473721Scwarby and Trea are the only good ñhillies
>hey kids, who wants to hear about my oxygen deprivation chamber treatment?
GoAtlanta Yay
>>153474672>Don't forget to drink your Raw milk!
>>153473721Harper is just a problem for the league. Face of the anti-cappers, not elite to win it all for Philly, everyone is concerned about his health. He is a disaster.
>philidepaljptia the front office is commuting impermissible actions against Allah
His opinion is the only one that matters, the captain.
The ñhillies are definitely going to miss Ranger Saurez especially with Zack Wheeler starting the season on the IL.
>>153474672>>153474852How deep does this rabbit hole go??
>>153473721truth hurts, basically
>rortvedt is a metKEK
Is baseball ready for our fifth World Series parade?
>>153475559>dedniel
>>153474672>giant "kid" on the rightklenk, never change little league
>>153475559poor guy's been passed around more than cubspie
>mest picking up more former yanksoh no no
>>153475576someone named their child KUTTER????god get me out of this country
>>153475728They knew he was going to throw a great cutter.
>>153475838He gave up 34 homeruns in 2024 his last season.
> only 3 weeks of standard time leftwe're all gonna make it
redsuxydoo ‘em!
>>153476145Elly MVP?
>sloan is hitting 99mph on his four-seemer>apparently now has a two-seemerWe're seeing him this year for sure.
>>153475576all hacks
>>153476244+2200, feels about right
>>153476247You got Woo, Brandon, Braydon, and Bryce, and Castillo. Top 5 rotation in the AL.
>brendan flyover
He’s retiring soon isn’t he?
What will be the standings for AL East?YankeesBlue JaysOriolesRed SoxsRaysI think you could easily rearrange this. It's a very tough division. Not offended if you completely flipped this besides Rays.
>>153476571bos>tor>nyy>bal>tb
>>153476571bal=nyy>tor=bos>tb
has /mlb/ ever attempted a fantasy league?
>>153477011some of these players dont pass the eye test for me
>>153477261You don’t know ball
just took another huge poodre. I shouldn't have had the double smashburger and loaded fries last night.
>>153477296didn't holliday break his hamate bone
>>153477620Yeah, but I mean in terms of team contributions he’s not that good because he’s still developing.
Behead Paul Dolan.
>>153476571baltimorebostontorontonew yorktampabaltimore got betterboston got better but might get fucked if their bats don't work outnew york and toronto got worserays exist
>>153476571Yankees SawxO’s JaysRays
>>153478218idiot
Blue jays are tossing the ball to guys who won the AA MVP award and kept the same pen that got blown up twice in the postseason. Solid lock to miss the playoffs entirely IMO.>>153478297
pfma
>>153478670peff fixed your anxiety?
>>153478670Bendova Ben Flyova
i'mpeff jassanand i approvethis message
pfmm
>>153478297We don't sign our posts here
Imagine being a dodgers fanWhat's your favorite restaurant, walmart?
>>153478909kek
>>153478922el pollo loco
>>153478922anyways that's been my time guys. thanks. tip your bartender
>>153478370you do realise that they made it to the ws last season, right?
>>1534789222.99 rotisserie chicken with the 1.89 bread rolls
>>153479070They lost btw.
KWAB
>>153478930>hoff jeffmanblow gays kek
is the thread so slow? the preseason threads used to be like 5x faster than this.
>>153479427we need schizoposter now more than ever
>>153479427BASEBALL is dead.4CHAN is dead.MLB is dead.Captcha is braindead.
>>153478922Bossa Nova, great Brazilian joint
>>153478922>What's your favorite restaurantmy moms cooking
Newfag and I cant get a straight answer on this. Do they still get a run for leading a jump?
Newfag and I cant get a straight answer on this. What’s an out?
>>153480089>leading a jumpumm...sweetie...?
>>153478922Ryback's
>>153480145When the runner is closer to the bag Theyre stealing
>>153478922Let’s go Mets!
>>153480200you shouldn't drink so much
Ramadán in 3 days.
>>153480323mubarak brother
>>153480286>passed out for 10 minutes with a beer can in handYeah, might be it. I think I need to stop drinking guys
>>153478930kek
>>153478922winning. you'd be amazed by how much better the food tastes.
>>153480458How did he escape the Amazon delivery center ? Raw meth Head look.
Feeling optimistic about Chadres season, idk why. Just have a good gut feeling about something. And being sold to a owner with da big bucks.
PRRRRRRT
>>153476325no… NO!!!!
Yankees will lose 200 games this year
>>153480603What use is getting a rich owner right before the poor ones revolt for a salary cap?
>>153480807Okay every team literally play 162 games
>>153480603>run Shildt out of town before his contract expires (4M left on it)>become even more toxic by signing Castellanos (Locker between Tatis and Machado KEK)absolute kino. I wouldn't be surprised if the toxic energy invigorates that fucker and he becomes a demon.
>“The strike-zone box, which has become as vital to baseball broadcasts as the first-down line is to football broadcasts, will remain on the screen but no longer will indicate whether a pitch was a ball or a strike.”ARE YOU SERIOUS? JUST PUT A DELAY ON THE FUCKING BROADCAST SO THEY CANT CHALLENGE IT IN TIME
>>153480807I don't think this is possible. First off, the season is 162 games. Now let's play ball and assume SOMEHOW the yankees make the playoffs. The playoffs has a MAXIMUM of 22 games any team can play. 162 +22 = 184.For the sake of argument let's assume you meant 184. This comes to problem number 3. To PLAY those games you have to at least win each series, which entails winning 2/3, then 3/5, then 4/7 and 4/7. So unless they somehow 175 games in the regular season, which we've already established is straight up IMPOSSIBLE, then that just isnt happening. Because to make the playoffs you have to win some games. Idk why you'd make this post expecting anybody ITT to take you seriously
>>153481131FACT NUKE!!!
>>153481131crush his balls
>>153481131This is why /mlb/ is the best baseball discussion on the interwebs!!!
>>153481131Sic em aj!!
>>153481131O bravo!!! Bravissimo anon!
>>153481131never really thought about it this way desu
>>153481131Fuck his ass!! yeah...YEAH!!!
>>153481056I'll always remember Shildt for that HBP series where he and Doc got into it. Odd how quickly fan support and that clubhouse fell apart.
>>153481131What about spring training?
>>153481131collar dat rat!
>>153481131Destroyed that foo
>>153481131
damn
>>153480807Bro you got gaped
stop making fun of my padres
>>153481131YaNKeEs wILl LOse 200 gaMeS this YEAr
>>153481131Reddit golded that beeyotch
>>153480807FAGGets kek!
>>153480807FAGGets kek!!
>>153480807FAGGets kek!!!
>>153480807FAGGets kek!!!!
>>153480807TROONronto kek!!!
>>153480807BOMBston kek!!!
>>153480807
>>153480807TAMPon GAY GAYS kek!!!
>>153480807baltiPOOR GLoriHOLES kek!!!
gape ‘em!
Yankees will lose 500 games this year
>>153479187wait what?
>>153480807kek FAGGets
spammy escaped his cage again
was this warranted?
1. Yankees2. Rays3. Orioles4. Blue Jays5. Red Sox
>>153481508stinkees kek
1. Blue Jays.....2. sux3. stinks4. borioles 5. gays
>>153481508Right in the stinkeedoo!!!!
1. Orioles2. Blue Jays3. Red Sox4. Rays5. Yankees (750 losses)
1. Jays2. Orioles 3. Sox4. Yankees5. Raysbookmark this
Z# Eternal Yankees ….E# Blow Gays
>>153481598kek
>>153481612>ZYankees in 26th place kek
>all the funning occurs when I'm not manning my battle stationFAGGets kek!!!
>>153481598kekkini
>>153481640x - clinched Playoff spoty - clinched Divisionz - clinched league B - clinched bussy
>>153481598Rev up thos assies!!
>>153481612E#? Don’t you mean F?
>>153481558>5. Yankees (750 losses)Bruh that LITERALLY doesnt make any sense and you fucking know it you asshole
Hes acting like thats possible but it aint!!
Michael Kay won.
>you think a team is gonna go 0-200?
>>153481744kek
>so to sit there and pretend like it’s all rainbows and butterflies when your players look gloomy and are coming out and saying ‘no, we’re not friends’ I mean come on
>>153481744>>153481765dude did sell it pretty well
Kaychads…
>>153481781whats wrong with the players?I played reasonably high level sport and over 8 years the number of people I didnt like could be counted on one handam I just a yes-man?
I can't believe the squeaky clean hero of the people has been betrayed once again
1 mets2 marlins3 braves4 phillies5 nationals
>>153481969Nobody wants to play with some guy making $800M dollars
>>153481969Kay is just talking shit to talk shit. He knows a clubhouse isn’t gonna all be “best friends” and even Francesa said he’d wish the yanks would go back to hating each other and winning the World Series rather than all being friends.
>>153481731Derek Jeter would never.
we need nu tho
>>153482028I accept your concession :^)
>>153481969SNY bought an ad on Michael Kay’s show (2 years ago) that said the Mets had the best booth in baseball and he is too autistic to have gotten over it yet.
>>153482041patience
>>153481976glad we got the too good to be true retard on our team
don't reply to astromiguel
>>153482112I need it
>>153481976This is a misquote. I speak Japanese and what ohtani actually said was >I have such plans for him muah ha ha ha!
>>153476493People have been saying that for 5 years.
Bo is pretty much a soft way to get rid of Lindor so fans don’t panic. Because Lindor was indeed part of the problem…Are we memory-holing Lindor choking his own teammate…?
>>153482216He is a Stearns guy because he plays defense well.
>>153482287Streerns gave him the opportunity and benefit of the doubt for personal reasons but I don’t see him on this team much longer.
I don't want to alarm anyone, but there will be nu in the near future
Jeff Mcliterallywho?
>>153482216Lindor is the face of the franchise now and if he wants to choke teammates that's okay, he makes the rules
>>1534823502013 draft lottery legend, Mets day 1 pick, Mets hero, mest an hero!
>>153482308I bet you’re the guy who wanted Pete gone in 24 and said DFA McNeil last season kek
>>153481731>>153481885Im going to guess a guy like Nimmo is a big Trump guy, and then Lindor hated him for it, which led to division in the clubhouse cause there were more Trump supporters on the team that he thought.
>>153482383Yeah and that’s fine, the team has better chemistry now, but don’t forget the Puerto Rican side, PR is not DR, cuba ir wherever else. Lindor thinks he is better than everyone as well. There is a sub division between the Latinos like there’s one between the whites and Latinos.
>>153482379DFA Juan Soto(Defer food assignments)
Ya seethe
>>153482383>im going to guess
This is how you show up to spring training? What a fat greasy fuck.
>>153482487eww
>>153482487Imagine the smell…(arroz con pollo y habichuela de coco)
>itt
>>153482487that clubhouse is gonna smell wild this year
>>153482506so says the fat greasy fuck posting
>>153482487Dominicans and PRs don't like each other
>>153482491Kek!
>>153482506he looks good and well moisturisedmust be nice playing a sport with fuck all gear, I had to lug around about 65 pounds of cricket gear everywhere I went
>>153482506He’s got chad sized forearms imagine him choking you
>>153482541KEK
>brandon nimmo
>>153482551Whoa tho
>>153482506
>>153482551nice. should make it baseball-related tho.
I wonder if you took one of these cringy horny anime girl ads and made it the OP of the thread, would jannies delete it?
>>153482676I eat like this.
>>153482676>zero McChickens
>>153482694Photoshop a hat of any team on it and I think it'll fly.
>>153482676id probably get through 2.5 burgies, all the tendies and all the drinks
>>153482781>>153482781>>153482781Nu
Better nu >>153482791>>153482791
Think we need about five more anime girl nus, that will surely not upset the jannies
>>153482799Reported on all my proxies until deleted
>>153482676Could, easily
>>153482676A light snack before dinner never hurt anybody
