Valentine's Baybaw :) Editionprev: >>153419602
berds
honhonhon mariners nation, love and baseball are in 'ze air
>Willets Point
Newfag here
Nufag here
Any college kino to look out for today?
>only Giolito is leftEven Canning was signed.
>>153447272>Newfag hereIs this nufag tho?
I’m a new nufag!
>>153447374Youre certainly no noofag
nu tigers fan here, I hear the refs are getting replaced by replay now?
>>153447327I’m still on the market
>>153447402Yes also golden at bat rule is being implemented.
>>153447272>>153447315>>153447374>>153447401>>153447402Is this nunoofag tho?
arsehole
>>153447174My pirates (:
>>153447326we're watching olympic hockey
The Running it Back Award finalists for the 25-26 offseason are the Phillies and Yankees get your votes in
>>153447632https://x.com/talkinyanks/status/2021640087474516330?s=46
>Padres sign CastellanosFucking AJ follows up a good wait-out-the-market SP signing with this bullshit. They have better internal options at 1B/DH, why would you add this cancer
>>153447632>>153447783I don't hate the Yankees running it back as much as I do the Phillies. On a purely gut feeling, I think the Phillies core is rotten similar to what the Mets core was. The only problem the Yanks running it back is their division rivals got better.
>>153447940That's why you're sitting there slurping Mountain Dew in your mom's basement simping for a dude who wipes his ass with your entire net worth. Because your brain's so goddamn smooth it could be rented out as a fucking slip-n-slide.
kek poodres
Absolute gem on the MLB Network.
>>153447524our pirates :)
>>153447985Hi Nick shouldn't you be working out or something
>>153448040they're playing jomboy's warehouse games, you asshole
friendly reminder to wash that one ballcap that has sweat stains
>The power to lay waste to nations, world leaders, religious figures, and celebrities with a single swing of the bat now rests with the Sandy Eggo PoodresWesterncivilizationsistas….
>>153448160hard to imagine someone who is not a woman or a homosexual doing that
Happy Valentine's Day, /mlb/.
>>153448199We ain’t even gay!
>>153448223You’re my number one parasocial friend. I know you by your posts even when you don’t attach your images…you never acknowledge me…love, Stan.
nvm some of us are gay
wokeness gone mad it is
>>153448344she gets mogged
>>153448383>focusing on baseballsomeone post it
>>15344842895% plastic and her shorts are baggy from lack of bunda
>>153448223>>153448295
only $9500.00
Dear Slopspie, I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin’I left my cell, my pager, my home phone at the bottom (I sent ’em all in)I sent two letters back in spring, you must not’ve got ’emProbably some glitch at the front office or somethin’ rottenSometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot ’emBut anyway, fuck it. what’s been up, man? How’s your generator runnin’?My Judgys ringless too, I’m ’bout to switch to DodgersIf I get a ring, guess what I’ma call her? Sloppy, no contestI read about your anime too, I’m sorry for the loss, manI had a series end itself over some bitch who didn’t watch himI know you hear this every day, but I’m your biggest fanI even got the underground pics you did with White Sox girl, damnGot a room full of your generations and your pictures, manLoved the shit you did with Trashcans too. that pic was phat, senpaiAnyway, I hope you get this, man. hit me backJust to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan
If a pitcher can intentionally walk a runner from second to third to remove a perceived advantage then a runner should be allowed to steal second from third to get it back.
>>153448383Lost focus there for a sec whoopsie
>>153448438Yeah one sec here ya go
Frankly, you should be allowed to stack runners on second if you want to.
Focus is something you put in your tires.
>>153448608Frankly, you shouldn't be able to post again, ever.
>>153447174good morning mariners nation
>>153448608Matballchads wya??
If there are two runners on second, you could get them both out with a force at third if there’s a runner on first so it evens out for the defense.
Maybe my teams strategy is to make your pitcher incredibly uncomfortable with four runners on second. If the pitcher doesn’t like it then he can balk them all home for all I can
If there are runners on second just eat them
>>153448607nah I was talking about the one where Aaron Judge is not focused on a baseball and he fumbles trying to pick it up, sorry I should have specified
I don’t know why there can’t be a batter on second desu
>>153448722Yeah sorry I guess no one has ever made a mistake in the history of the entire world.
>>153448741You’re like the Jackie Robinson of fucking up!
Seems people are starting to second guess Roch? He's supposed to be 100% consensus number 1 pick and future stud with no room for doubt. But now there's doubt seeping in? Is it real or are people overthinking it?
>>153448161My demon has a new delivery and release point. Tick tock AL.
>>153448741well besides your parents deciding to bump uglies yeah
>>153448722
if youre not suckin cock are you really playin the game??
>>153448882*World Champion not pictured
>>153448908go braves!
>>1534489282017 WS Champion, Aaron Judge.
>>153448808too old
>>153448941chop on brothaman
>>153448908your dad taught you well, huh
>>153448958Cy young btw
>>153448722This?
>>153448608Each side of the bag should be able to hold a runner and batters should be able to run CW or CCW
The Dodgers are winning again aren't they lol
>>153449003That stadium should be investigated for violating safety regulations. It’s behind on inspection.
Canning and Castellanos to my Chadres? Yes please! Morale shall improve til Chadres get sold to Stan Kroenke or whoever.
TO BEAT THE CHAMP YOU GOTTA KNOCK 'EM OUT
>>153448383Isn’t he half woke?
Mets are one injury away lol
>>153448982More like Cy Old
>>153449338Ur a zoomer
>>153449349This is a /genz/ board
>>153449491I got a contact off the shore of the coastal U.S. that could use yaJ.E. Or something like that.
You should get an extra run if you’re able to run back to third then score again after crossing home plate. Let the third base runner go back and forth until they get him out
Why shouldn’t a batter be able to steal first?
>>153449659they do it all the time with the ump's help
Ozzie Guillen won that ballgame
If you consider all the stealing and homosex in baseball, let alone the gambling, one might argue that maybe they’re under the influence of a synagogue of Satan or something but what do I know?
World Banana Ball Classic
>>153449840Hail Satan! It’s done more good for the world than the Catholic Church has anyway.
>>153449858I'd banana your balls.
>>153449881The real RC would suck my cock
Let's go LA Doggers! or doggy...idk
>"mall" asia>implying the existence of minimall asiawhat did they mean by this
>>153449659they literally can and do
I'm looking for somebody who can really Banana my Balls if you're picking up what I'm tossing down.
>>153450129can you clarify? i think i'm almost there...
heyman says castellanos to padres. but it's heyman so it's probably wrong
2 pitching mounds, one batter's box. Teams have to alternate L/R hitters (home team sets lineup). A team has to carry a minimum of 3 switch hitters. The bat boy has to take an AB. LH run CCW, RH run CCW. A home run clears the bases for both teams. Lineup substitutions can only be made if both coaches agree to it. The middle of the fifth inning is the Anthony race.
just think around this time next saturday we can watch literal whos play baseball in arizona
I’ll suck it Braves
FAGGets kek!!!
ITS RAINING MEN
Da Cubbies
>>153450361Home of the gays
what kind of porn should I fap to today
>>153450609verlander's wife's leaked nudes
>>153447940>why would you add this cancerWhat cancer? Everybody says he's a great teammate. His only problem was with Thomson being a fucking pushover. This smear campaign against Castellanos is surreal to see. Yeah, he underpeformed his contract in Philly but that doesn't mean he was bad person or locker room presence.
PRRRRRRT
MRRRRRRT
BRRRRRRT
mets poop emoji satire jpg
How good will the Mets be this year?I'm worried they got rid of too many white players.
>>153451083With enough cocaine any Mets team can become contenders.
still crazy to think the dodgers just won back-to-back world series titles
>>153451264They got very lucky and had some clutch performances. The deserve to win o meter was screaming for the Blue Jays to win.
No support is the reason we can’t see the top
>>153451083White players suck, all the best players are yellow and brown.
>>153450917>>153450945>>153450991all true KEK
2022 was the best 2020s WS.
>cucknadians cheated at Olympic curling
>>153451427Pete Alonso was their best slugger you racist.
“I knew your name long before I met you. My first son was always going to be Junior. There’s pressure with that, but the name was my choice. The rest were yours. I didn’t know when I gave you my name that I’d also give you my swing, or even my love of the game.I am so proud of you, my son. You never lost focus, never lost patience, and your joy never wavered. That’s why you’re here, and that’s why you’ll stay. Not for my name, not for my swing, but your choice, every day, to play. I knew you were special the moment I met you, and now the world will know too.”
thought they had it in the bag kek
february pingswing is so comfy
>>153451765Technically Juan Solo was and is currently their best slugger. Pete is a big time slugger though. Part of the reason they gave up on Pete in my opinion is they already have Soto and Stearns hates having multiple DH types on his team. Soto is really a DH playing outfield because that is how he gets paid.
>>153452006he's pretty big but his pitches suck. must be something mental
https://youtu.be/i4VWh7_xs9c?si=eTseo-bYgW-ENZGT
>>153452006Yanks exposed that trash bullpen in the ALDS
153451427(You)
>>153452006my bad
MIIIIICHAEEEELLLLL TROUT
>>153452745Phillies need to trade for him. Alec Bohm, who says no?
>Altuve walks up*deep breath* BOOOOOOOO
Do you use an open or closed stance, anon?
>>153452768Mike Trout does, actually. He prefers a no-pressure, low-expectation environment.
>ACKhow does this happen?https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/2022525359821074443
>>153453158>>153453091>white health Why can’t whitey play ball without dying or becoming a permanent DH.
>>153453049closed
>>153453049this one
>>153453158timmies shouldn't showboatif he had melanin in his muscles and bones that ain'tve happened
And there it is, the moment “Justin Ford” knew he fucked up.
>>153453049she knows she has a big ole juicy fatass and she is enjoying showing it off.
>>153454019t.
>>153454109it's not a crime for a white man to appreciate a plump derriere.
>>153454392What does race have to do with it?
>>153453158Reminds me of that guy from 10 years ago or whatever that was landing after taking a normal jumpshot and his shin broke in half.
>>153448788Thats just normal scouting stuff. Unless he completely sucks this year hes still probably going first overall.
>>153448788>>153454609They said the same thing about the GOAT
>You're seeing a limited view of Google Maps.what is this horseshit
>>153454538Wasn’t that “comedian” Tom Segura
>>153454109t.
Me in the middle posing as a terminally ill child to meet Michael
>>153449003Wasn't there a funny clip from the last year or two of someone crashing in that same part of the outfield and failing to get the ball? I think it was Braves related and the ball bounced over the wall.
>Kade Anderson striking out Mastrobuoni, Dom, and Randy in trainingInterdasting....
>>153455027Master Boone E.
>>153448295>>153448485>>153448548If our outfield wasn't full, Casty would've been a nice addition since we live and die by the home run and his penchant to hit them on the same day as a happening.
Hng... Hrrk ....
Looking forward to seeeing Rushing and Hope next week
>>153454416BIG WHITE ASS
>>153455695I'm so lonely bros
>>153455366Power is king IMO. It’s the three pointer of MLB and every great game has had a clutch homer.
>>153455695How do I get onto a softball team's staff to clean the players' soiled uniforms and under garments?? I have not done laundry since the 8th grade.
>>153455731Im not, strip club is $100 and I don’t have to get emotionally attached to these women.
>>153455366Happening now: my nuts on your chin.
>>153455695I have that bodytype. Skinny but i think my legs are big. I squatted to get them like that
>>153455896I have my mom’s ass
Castellanos should've gone to the Twins, they got 2 dollar beer days
>>153455862At least you can touch the dancers over there.In the UK they have started to police strip joints to make sure the women do not even grind on the men.I paid $125 to have a Romanian Gypsy show me her pussy while a Pakistani security guard leered over at me in the distance. No touching. What a fucking waste.
The Padres signing Nick Castellanos after getting cut over beer was actually foreshadowed two years ago. Doing a beer ad with Tatishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26wxv2U_Slc
>>153456055>not allowed to jerk off without scanner your face>not allowed to touch hoo-ersNGMI innit?
>>153456055I paid $100 to fuck lol. The only bad part about the strippies here is that you need to go in and find the girl you want immediately cause once you start turning girls down or telling them no you’re night is going to be ruined.
I think the doyers should deca-peat for entertainment purposes
>>153456375decoypeat
>>153456224$100 to smash? Hoe many diseases did you get?
>>153456696Nah you just grip up. Something I should do more honestly.
>>153456778I got something you can grip. It's big lol...
>>153455695
>>153456829Imagine being gay lol.
>>153456945i don't have to, i'm a cubs fan
>>153456945i don't have to, i'm a braves fan
>>153456175kek
if u aint dodgers then u a bitchass faggot LMAO
Fill his azz
>>153457215I’m literally a girl and you smell like beans
>>153457215>if u aint dodgersGo Do? Go Dgers? Dodgers?
>>153457215ayo dis nigga eatin beans
Ron Guidry spotted
>>153455525Very excited as well can't wait to see what Rushing's got.
>Happy Valentine's day, anon! I love you.
>>153457642Thanks
>>153457642>cums inside you
>>153457526same
>>153455525Literally who?
>>153457770you just know
>>153448666Randy gonna give the team -2 WAR.
>>153457439Louisiana Lightning
>>153457280>>153457359KEK bitchazz faggots
dodgers jesus' favorite team
>>153457215I'm white and you scare me
>>153457976Hah? Arroz Arena papa? El se comer el arroz acostado en la arena.
>>153457642Dodger fans pretty pathetic, even for 4chan
>>153458117Viva la raza Mexico
>>153458130>>153458168Weak cucks lmao
>tfw the revolving sushi place just has the same three things over and over
>>153458208B-but I pay taxes for your schools o algo! U need me!
>>153457976Brendan Flyover will move to left if that happens.
>>153458241He went from Midwest flyover to West Coast flyover. Kino!
>>153458241Seattle is shit
Seattle is an irrelevant shithole on the edge of map and it’s citizens are anti human bugman freaks
>>153458308This, at least the tardinals have Pujols and rings.
>>153457880My gritty 2030 doyers
Coastal elites own your flyover ass
>>153458308>>153458289Seahawkiners make ya seethe?
>>153458241You’re baseball team and city are afterthoughts to every American that has ever lived. How does that make you feel?
>>153458340Seattle is an irrelevant dump flyover shithole.
>>153458345MettieJetties is the only excepted currency here. No Ramdgers, no Hawkiners.
>>153458366t, ass owned
who is this obsessed with Seattle of all fucking places?
Oysterchads got landlocklets seething
>>153458349>>153458366O they mad.
Putting Seattle in the same category as the northeast and California is absolutely the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. Surely no one is that stupid
Seattle fucking sucks kek
Doyerpacos seething about Seattle now? Tf?
P-please take us seriously! We’re not an irrelevant dump! We have seafood!
>>153458241>Brendan Flyover>Only plays for flyoversHow did his parents know
if anything, i think mexicans wouldn't like seattle for being a pussy lib city that's known for gay ass coffee shops- DODGERFAN
Chadres just signed German Márquez. That dude who always owned us back in his Rockies day? Cool. Welcome.
Burgermericans absolutely malding at the superior cascadian seafood gods
>la calling anywhere else a "lib city"lollmao
>>153458475Are you the last redpilled anon in LA proper?
>>153458497who cares if mexicans hate you, ALCS loser?
>>153458503erm, do you not remember? LA has the ONLY redpilled paco
>>153458520NAH ESE I'M TAKIN THE DODGER BLUE PILL
>>153458503do any mlb team cities have a non- democrat mayor?
>first team name was literally the Seattle Pilots>they flew away to Wisconsin Yikes lmao. Didn’t they lose a basketball team? What a dogshit irrelevant cityYou can’t make this shit up lmao
>>153458540they rich af they got macbook money odelay holmes
I want baseball NOW
>>153453479What would you say your IQ is, Tyrone?
>>153458597pingswing is on
>>153458597April 17th
>>153458597NOW?
baybaw?
>>153458573Sonics mentioned
>>153458573Enough about my Clippers, Rockets and Chargers. Let's talk about dem bayball.
>>153453049first thought that came to mind was rhh Olerud. second thought was I want that ass.
FAGGOTners kek!!!
What games are you planning on attending this year? Getting my Cubgers tickets now.
Let's be honest, nobody actually cares about this.
>>153458349>You’re baseball teamWho is baseball team?
>>153458597If my demands for baseball are not met within 24 hours the hostages will be executed.
>>153458573My city has lost two football teams, a baseball team, a basketball team and is no worse for wear
>>153458664>t. espn argument show watcher
>>153458573they just won the biggest game in all of sportssit down and be humble
Baseball is boring and some flyover shithole isn’t going to improve that.
>>153458573THIS IS NUTS
>>153458241This post caused so much flyover seethe, why are y’all so sensitive? I thought lib coastal elites were supposed to be the snowflakes kek
>>153458679Apart from all the murder of course kek
>>153455525River Ryan for me but really everyone
>>153458685Seattle didn’t win the jomboy warehouse games, liar
>>153458689Le Roy, Iowa is literally saving baseball
>>153453835it was steroids, wasn't it?
yo italk studios. i know you're in hereyes, israel is going to leak your nudes now
Are right-handed strokes better than left-handed?
>>153458708It's funny I just called him that because he's from st. louis and I never watch cards games so he's just brendan flyover but now it has gotten a rise from the peanut gallery and I have to commit to calling him that for the rest of his career.
>>153458752fascinating specimen
>>153458664I care. I love the Olympics and this is the next best thing to that since the MLB will never take an Olympic or Baseball World Cup break. I like the bacon jerseys but I wish we wore these more.
>>153458752Those are all easy flyouts
>>153458777trips of triumph
>>153458752god i bet she takes some SPECTACULAR dumps
>>153458779actually, quite a few were lineouts, they wouldn't have left the infield in boys baseball
>>153458751AHHHHHHHH *disintegrates*
>>153458664bad bunny offered to pay for the insurance for all puerto rican players and was denied
LA>won the eries>deep nfl playoff run Seattle>won the owl>deep mlb playoff runThese are currently the only two relevant sports cities in the world, every other city is flyover
>>153458800tell us more about boys baseball
>>153458752shit's disgusting
>>153458762kek it’s over for flyovers
>>153458828might be the flattest ass I’ve ever seen
>>153458817What does that make us?
>>153458664it's very cool once it gets going. I don't spend any time thinking about it though.
>>153458872You get to host the flyover portion of the WBC!
A paco just flew over my lawn
>>153458872Still irrelevant
>>153458817>bandwagoning west coast teams when you live on the eastweird
don't reply to doyerpaco
>>153458828That is literally a perfect ass.
no one cares astrosmiguel
do reply to doyeraryan
real schizo hours
>>153458872Cheaters. It makes you cheaters.
>>153459025Astros won fairly.
>>153458646where are you buying your tickets? single game presale is next week. I already have group tickets for hornitos hacienda in left field for the Monday game.I'm going to 5 dodger flyover series this season.
>>153458828pic related
dodgers wonyou lost :)
>>153459073america lostbaseball lost
>>153459081do not reply to doyerpaco
>>153459073my hawkies won so it’s all good
dodgers finna gonna ruin baseball for the next decade
>>153459103oh i don't watch football. not since greatest show on turf
I'm alright with the Dodgers and Mets paying exorbitant salaries to talented players.
blow gays kek
>>153459056>left field Poorfag
>>153459118i don't hate mariners
they better get rid of revenue sharing if they get a salary cap
>>153459133kekini
Share this bussy
>>153459133lel
>>153459171LMAO LOOK AT THE CROWD
there won't be a full season this year, and you can thank the doyers
>>153459134it was $5k
>>153459133kek
>>153459171ROTF
>>153459148I literally have no negative feelings toward any team east of Denver.
>>153459204cringe
>>153459056I tried to purchase them directly from the Dodgers website :/
>>153459171buttplug guy collapsing in shame always makes me chucklewho’s got the other webm
>>153459171>snell and mookie left out so they hug each othercute!
>>153459216kek seethe bitch
>>153459219
>>1534591935k just to squint Peak debtmaxxing poorfag
>>153459073orale vato
>>153459242kek
>white players look after other white players>japanese players look after each other and throw in kim in the mix>latino players look out for each other>mookie bounces around as their minstrel showand then there's tommy baseball
Thread is pretty fast, shouldn't you all be taking your Valentines out to dinner?
>>153459242That’s AI
>>153459284I did last night
>>153459284My valentines was my mom.
>>153459284I am but your mom takes forever to get ready
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFVjVjyQqpo
>>153459231>>153459216
>>153459324FAGGets kek!!!
>>153459343i still don't get this meme or inside joke and i'm really proud
>>153459363Faggot + Mets
BrendanFlyover*thread devolves into schizo chaos*
>doyerpaco was rooting for the patriotsKEKINI
how do I become a schizo?
Flyovers malding
some pitiful attempts at trolling going on. shape up you fucking lamoids.
who /schizo/ here
We /flyover/ here
>>153459217oh right, home games. I'm going to Wrigley.
Schizotypal is talking to himself again
My schizies :)
Entire thread is just me btw
>>153459401It's crazy out there!
will you guys shut up? i'm trying to think...
flamingtext com FAGGOTdgers-kek!!! 1090171256 gif
>>153459558I say this
>>153459257nice projection kek I can’t even relate to thisit's all good, anon. if you work hard, one day you can afford to buy things that give you enjoyment.
>>153459599>if you work hard, one day you can afford to buy thingssource?
>>153459625>Dow Jones is under 50,000Not anymore :(
>>153459558KEK
No comment, next question.
>>153458646bought every sunday home game, and only two got shifted from afternoon to sunday night baseball, planning on attending all of them this year instead of selling my tickets day of when it was raining or I was hungover
>>153459558kekkini!
Woah haha look at me everyone I’m a butt fucking homo and I bought all the tickets to my teams game because of all my prostitution money! Woah hahaha. One day if you sell bussy you can do the same HAHAHHA.
imagine being poor kek
>>153459695
>>153459721alright, i'm imagining it. now what?
I’m poor
>>153459730what does it feel like?
>>153459721Couldn’t be me
>>153459740
>>153459733I'm the bearieposter copypasta OP. AMA
>>153459741like my early and mid 20s
>>153459363>>153459380It's /mlb/'s version of lolmets.
/mlb/ is an elitist pro-bono proxy de-facto middle aged oldcum richfag genny
>>153459780Be nice
>>153459814rude. i'm only half of those things
>can’t afford to sit on the infield side Still poor kek
Leave the richfags to me!
>$1 hot dog night
Cusb don’t have anything original do they?>mascot Bears are everywhere hella gay and uninspired >uniforms White red and blue like 90% of teams >drought snapped in 2016White Sox did it first
I've been to enough games. I'm thinking about going to Easter Island or Saipan in a couple years instead.
>>153459925i look like this and wear this
Who here /trustfund/?
>>153459937Epstein island is better, I recommend it. 10/10 massages
>>153459953i look like this and wear this
>richfag had to build his wealthFundies rise up
My net worth is almost 150k, am I poor?
>>153459995Im at a million in liquid net worth.
Only old and poorfags remember
Which players have the best assets?
>>153459995millionaires have more in common with people living below the poverty line than they do with billionaires. what do you think? to me it's a subjective question that depends mostly on your state of mind.
keep it civil
>>153460066Recker
>>153460066Rizzo
>>153460066Faggot Mike
>>153460066Dumpy
think i might go buy some beer and be my own valentine
>>153460167That's the spirit.
>>153460083>>153460105Are Recker and Rizzo white?
>>153460167I did this earlier, without the beer. took like 10 minutes and I got back to whatever I was doing.
>>153460244>took like 10 minuteswut
Clase might be a legitimate retard lmao
>>153460286that last one is giving me a stroke
>>153460286Cock fighting is illegal
>>153460286a lot of retards get dragged down by the company they keep
>>153460286He threw one in the ALDS too, so stinkee fans can’t even enjoy Judge/Stanton’s HR in the ALCS
Arraez Chicken?
If you ain’t dodgers you a bitch ass fag
>>153460392Uh I don't know, me just intern.
chicken number 3, after I kill the first 2, play the 3… and if I can’t kill it, don’t play it. I have to kill the first 2
>>153460421Finally a sexy dodgers girl
>>153460461Imagination turns to fantasizing to the action of which will then playout
Cane's.
>>153460392ARRAEZ CHICKEN. ARRAEZ.
>>153460487Kershaw’s first post-retirement job
Will 2026 be a good year for the Red Sox?
Wincy in da house.
>>153460487Popeyes.
>>153460484Yes, of course, that’s an easy toss to that rooster
what do you do when you have clothes that aren't fully clean, but can still be worn again before you put them in the hamper? i've still never figured this out. i have clothes hanging on furniture in my bedroom and it looks messy as shit but i don't know what the solution is. just fold them and put them with clean clothes? what do YOU do?#springtraining#springcleaning
>>153460517that's what the spare chair is for dawg
>>153460509>Popeyes.Popeye's
>>153460487...sucks balls
>>153460498Cursed after trading Devers
>>153460517hang them back up in the closet
>>153460533no apostrophe
>>153460461Please do not do this.>>153460498Missed out on Brendan Flyover and Geno so no.
>>153460526that's what i'm trying to stop doing, it looks messy and lazy.>>153460555this really seems like the only reasonable option. maybe i can segregate the closest into clean and mostly clean.
>>153460578shut up gay pedo
>>153460571>no apostropheon /mlb/ we put apostrophe's.
>>153460604I have a cloth hamper with a wire frame and I put it in my laundry basket. It takes up half of the space of basket and the semi dirty clothes (basically stuff I put in when I wake up to walk the dog, before I shower) live in the front part of the basket.
>they're too poor to afford a full-time laundry staffwow
>>153460644>they wear the same clothes twice
>too poor to afford apostrophe’s
I was playing go Cubs go out of my speakers and my downstairs neighbor texted me and said he was going to beat the shit out of me with hammers if I didn't turn it down o_O
>>153460685Turn it up and livestream what happens
>>153460697
>>153460657kek
>>153460700That wasn’t an anti cubs post, I am rooting for you anon.
>>153460685My neighbor gapes my ass maybe you need to move closer to Wrigley
>>153460654>wake up in yesterdays boxers>put on sweatpants >put on yesterdays tshirt>walk dog>come home and shower >put on new clothes why would you put on clean clothes before you’ve showered?
>>153460604>it looks messy and lazy.so? put it all in the same spot that's not constantly in your line of sight. If you put stuff back all the time in the dresser or closest you lose track of when it actually needs a wash. that's what I discovered at least.
nu so close I can almost smell it
>>153460745>morning showers ISHYDDT
>>153460745for me it's taking a shit right after I've showered
>>153460773collar dis rat!
>>153460771>night showersabsolutely disgusting
>>153460773i'll give YOUS a showwa
>>153460804>night lol, lmao even.
>>153460813Cubspie doesn’t look like that
Please be kind to your cubbie maids
‘Toids dressing up as maids instead of reproducing
I'm zeroing in on a chinese handheld emulator
>>153417451AJ Preller I was joking you retard
>>153460880jajajajsaj
>>153460887Kek I think I told you about those the other day. Which are you considering? I might buy one too.
>>153460887baseball games peaked here
>>153460697>Turn it up and livestreamhololive?
kike is back for another year
>>153460920Wrong
>>153460920>>153460994wrong
>>153460962this post made me grimace.
Cubbie maid was my valentine, just wish she would call back ._.
>>153460962*sensible chortle*
>>153460904Yeah someone here did that's why I mentioned it. I'm thinking about getting the Anerbic RG Cube, apparently it can emulate PS2 and Game Cube games reliably
>>153461036I look like this
>>153461054I’ve heard that brand and retroid are the ones to get. Thinkin about getting a retroid g2.
Emulate? Just download the zip file from free games.com o algo
>>153461023my man. if i wasn't a lazy piece of shit i'd figure out how to get an emulator running and play some of these
cubbie maid please come home ;_;
>>153461082I've read pretty much the same thing, Retroid Anerbic as well as Ayn
>>153461139It’s so easy anon, are you disabled?
>Marquez signingMan if he's healthy, I love this. I don't think some people realize how good Marquez was by virtue of being locked in Coors prison for almost a decade, and he's not even 31.
angels really scraping the bottom of the barrel in acquisitions
>>153461187It felt like he was really close to putting it all together maybe about 5-6 years ago
>>153461197Michael will win the AL West
>>153461180no, literally just lazy as i stated previously. also probably subconsciously don't want to waste time playing video games (he says, as he wastes time anonymously talking to strangers on the internet)
>>153461213He was legitimately a top-30 pitcher in COORS from 17-22. Insane talent, this dude woulda got fuckin paid if he hit FA
>>153461238you're too lazy to click one link and extract a .zip file?
Don't go crying to your mama, if your baseball team sucks this season.
>>153461197the most depressing offseason of any team imo. it's like their entire plan is "win 75 games, sell hot dogs and beer, and push hard for a cap (read: lockout) in '27"
>>153461252yes. and too lazy to research/buy a retrofitted usb og nes controller
>>153461281Michael will prove you all wrong.
was gallen re-signing with the snakes the biggest blue-balls free agent transaction of this off-season? if not, which signing gets your vote
>>153461307maybe that or JT going back to Philly, but the market for catchers was dead on both sides this off-season regardless
>>153461307Maybe. The QO is fucking stupid and needs to be reworked.
>>153461323>the market for catchers was dead I know the only AL East team without a power threat catcher. *sobs*
>>153461307Kyle Tucka to da dodgas because he was supposed to be a Met.
>>153461257that song's way better than it has any right to be
ain't it fun
Where does Masataka Yoshida fit on my Red Sox?>stacked OF>limited DH availability
>>153461341that was one of the few free agent surprises imo. there was no smoke for months and then doggiedoo'd. alonso to the o's and murakami to the white sox were probably the most WOAH WHAT signings for me
have a nu: >>153461440have two: >>153461440
>>153461461early tho
>>153461461>nuIs this nu tho?
>>153461187most people outside the NL West fanbase don't know how much potential a lot of Rockies starters looked to have over the years because no one hardly pays any attention to them until they play them
>>153461293r u me?
