PREVIOUS: >>153382532NYM: Mets manager Carlos Mendoza said Francisco Lindor (hamate) will undergo surgery on WednesdayMIL: New York Post’s Jon Heyman reports the Brewers are in agreement with Gary Sánchez on a one-year, $1.75 million contractARI: MLB.com’s Steve Gilbert reports Diamondbacks OF Corbin Carroll suffered a broken hamate bone in batting practice on TuesdaySD: Padres signed LF Miguel Andujar to a one-year, $4 million contractBAL: Jackson Holliday is slated to open up on the 15-day injured list with a broken hamate bonePHI: The Athletic’s Charlotte Varnes believes Justin Crawford will be Philadelphia’s regular center fielder as “long as he performs in camp.”NYY: Yankees manager Aaron Boone said Gerrit Cole (elbow) could start throwing live batting practice in a couple of weeksTEX: Dallas Morning News’ Evan Grant reports the Rangers signed LHP Jordan Montgomery to a one-year, $1.25 million contract
berds
pie rats
HAMATE!
fuck my stupid snek life
excited for mets baseball?
>>153393927gawblessya
>>153393927>/ˈhāmāt/has anyone else been pronouncing it /hə'mɑːti:/ this whole time until all the news that came in today? or am I just a retard?
dodgers
>>153394033ham 8
>>153394012Afraid not.
>>153394033hah-mah-tay
Minimum 18 month aged white vermont cheddar FUCKS ya
Mariners!
>>153394176THAT CHEESE WAS ONLY AGED 17 MONTHS AND 25 DAYS YOU SICK FUCK
>>153394199i forgive him
Fangraphs projected AL standings
Fangraphs projected NL standings
>>153394319pretty much, yeah
>>153394319who will have the tiebreaker, stanks or stros?
Will Cubbiemaiden be playing softball in the new league?
>>153394492With her large hands she might be a good pitcher
>>153393808My pirates (:
>>153394340PRRRRRRT
>>153394340My Poodres finna get Bassitt or Gallen and bootyblast the sixth seed
RIP James Van Der Beek
>>153394733>48 years oldDamn.
>>153394767He had cancer. Heartbreaking stuff to die in your 40s.
>>153394733rip. loved him in fast and furious.
>>153394767he was just a kid
>>153394993He wasn't in that
>>153394319They're sleeping on Sacramento
>>153394733he was only good in memento
https://youtu.be/IqpRmu22yXo?si=RIjtWSvEZe4hVBmBBoone spring training press conference
>>153393808>MIL: New York Post’s Jon Heyman reports the Brewers are in agreement with Gary Sánchez on a one-year, $1.75 million contractAlex Cora should be banned from baseball for life. His cheating in the Astros sign-stealing scandal completely ruined the careers of the Baby Bombers by costing them a World Series title. So many of those players are now stuck on mediocre teams instead of building on what could have been a dynasty.
If you're reading this, your hamate bone is broken and you will require surgery.
AAAAHHHH MY HAND I'M GONNA BE OUT UNTIL MAY
>>153396866Nice try but my wrist is very limber, almost limp some say. Probably from rooting for my Braves so much!
>cant even get the room number to be the sameuseless garbage
wat
>>153397274that's the sign for the room next to it
>>153397645what room next to it?
>>153397687Room 40
kek!
>>1533980359seventy
https://vocaroo.com/102YTAaTHZZd
Fangraphs 2026 projections -->Yankees in 4th place and miss the postseasonYankees fans in a shambles.
>>153398190Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.Head for the park and greet the Fagets.Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.Long Island, New Jersey, Brooklyn, Queens, Uptown and Down,Let's go Fagets, they are cummin' all over New York town.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOUpoabzGEk
How dishonoraburu is striking out considered in Japan? Do jap players keep a sword nearby in case a striking out induced harakiri becomes necessary?
>>153398262do you think he posts here?
>Photos line the hallway that leads from the lobby to the Phillies’ clubhouse at BayCare Ballpark and, on Wednesday, there was a gap between the photos of Trea Turner and Alec Bohm. There used to be one of Nick Castellanos there. He is still on the Phillies’ roster, but there is no locker in the clubhouse for him. As the Phillies continue their quest to save a few million dollars, they have told Castellanos not to report to the team’s complex this week, league sources said.>A Castellanos resolution — either through a trade or release — is expected in the next two days.>So Miller has a locker now near where Castellanos once was. The Phillies have all but handed Crawford, 22, a job as their center fielder, but Miller is only five months younger than him. It’s not unrealistic to think he can push the Phillies into tough decisions sooner than expected.>Maybe not this spring.
the Red Sox are going to crush everyone this year…
Crush this bussy
Who’s the Asian guy in the Blue Jays lineup?
>>153398550i believe
I need it desp
I forgot the Jays signed the next Ohtani…we’re fucked.
>>153394340>Poodres not in last place That rustled my jimmies
david stearns master classthe cumsox got swindled, fleeced, and defrauded
*steals the AL West*
no...NO!!!
>>153398671Just move the White Sox to Gary and rebrand them as the Indiana White Sox.
I just bought tickets for the white sox-dodgers series at Rate field in june. what am I in for poverty flyover bros?
>>153398737Who’s pitching?
>>153398676it was up for grabs last year, anybody's division to win except the angels
We’re pleased to present….Your 2026 AL Cy Young Award winner!
>>153398780knack
>Stanton was drafted in 2007
>>153398807>tfw 2007 was 50 years ago
>>153398805Wtf kind of pitch is that? Is this some AI shit?
The San Diego Padres are nearing an agreement with the Washington Nationals and Philadelphia Phillies to acquire INF C.J. Abrams and “OF” Nick CastellanosLHP Andrew Painter and 1B Kale Fountain headed to Washington, LHP Yuki Matsui to Philadelphia in the deal, per Peff
>>153398995looks like a crazy changeup
Fill em!
>>153398995Circle change retard.
>>153399021bait used to be believable
>>153399021I wish this was real, but Yuki has a no trade clause, but it'd be funny to get CJ or Wood back after all the "FLEECE 'EM" behavior the Nats started doing this last year
Why is this soup hating faggot so salty about the Mets?https://www.si.com/mlb/mets/onsi/news/michael-kay-rips-mets-star-luke-weaver-for-disrespectful-yankees-display-grant9
>>153399021You had me till "Andrew Painter".
Why are the Phillies treating Castellanos so badly?
Who's on third?
>>153399094He’s right thoughbeit.
>>153399094>"The Mets gave him a two-year and $22 million contract, and he's carrying his equipment in a Yankee bag. You've got the Yankees NY logo... I mean, show a little respect to your new organization," Kay said.>“I mean, the Mets deserve better than that. They paid you a lot of money. All you had to do was call up the Mets at some point during the offseason and say, ‘Listen, can you send me an equipment bag, so that when I come to Port St. Lucie, I’m carrying a Met equipment bag with blue and orange rather than the Yankees midnight blue and white?' But he didn’t do that! It’s like, players don’t think the right thing to do. It’s not right! You owe it to the Met organization, you’re a Met now, you shouldn't be carrying a Yankee bag," Kay continued. I agree with him, it's a bit tasteless.
>>1533991162025 was the Phillies’ world series or bust year so they’ve been flipping assets for a rebuild.
>>153399124>>153399143
>>153399023>>153399033The pitch that derails your career requiring Tommy John surgery?
>>153399150No. I mean the "don't even show up here" when he is still under contract.
>>153399189Tendie god is senile and fed up with Mets fans trolling so he’s gone defcon 3 on weaver’s azz
>>153399177this is why everyone laughs at your team
>>153399143maybe he didn't want to ask for a mets equipment to be delivered because he figured he would just switch it out when he got to spring trainingonly an autist like michael kay would make a big deal out of this
>>153399116He said something to the coach that they didn't like.
>>153399234Weaver is clearly trolling…
>>153399094Kay won though.
>>153399116Hes been toast for 4 years (Had a good year 3 years ago but that was a last gasp outlier now.) and when he rightfully lost playing time he got mad about it.
>>153399240I think this is really it. pissed at how good the clubhouse chemistry is because it never leaked out to fans afaik, but it was his first benching in like 200+ games, and he played a lot worse and was benched a lot more ever since. I think he's just done with the team so they're done with him
Nobody is talking about how sneakily good the Royals will become in 2026…
>>153399060Moco-chan, the Padres are predicted to finish in the bottom of the NL
>>153398244check'd and kek'd
No one announced that Giolito went to the A’s
>>153399234Michael Gay obsessed with the Mets since the Soto deal. He’s the one on here posting gay mets every morning.
>>153399360ACTUALLY THATS A DODGER FAN YOU BETA MALE
>>153399349kek, so you think the yankees are going to win the head-to-head versus the Astros?
>>153399295People said that last year and they ended up making the postseason. This year they have less glaring missing pieces compared to what they lost after 2024.
>>153399399‘Ini
>>153398792Angels could easily be a couple games up on Houston to finish.
>>153399453bro...
>>153394147I bet you waddle around your dwellings in a kimono
>>153399453Lol
>>153399453Need the number of your dealer plz
>>153399512Fuck you, rip #45
>>153398792I unironically believe the Angels had the potential to be a wildcard team until Ron Washington has his heart problem. He was really shaping him into something and once that happened they turned to shit.
Bench JudgeSwap Stanton to RFRice to DHGoldy to 1BWells to C
Anyone who keeps up with this shit is a delusional retard imagine keeping up with baseball in 2026
>>153394319AL Central Kino
>>153398995/mlb/ has to be the lowest IQ general and contain the most people who don't "know ball" compared to any of the others. I'm surprised we can even get past the captcha desu
>>153399738This guy needs a rapin’, who’s up?
My Hamate bone is starting to act up.....
yank...yank it...yankeees
wake me up at the deadline...
>Jared Jones (elbow) officially placed on 60-day IL.
If ham ate bone then who ate ham
stankeedoo 'em!
These are the questions they don’t want us asking
>>153399738it's because the institutional knowledge is dying off-the kinds of fans who grew up watching and playing the game. now its people learning about the game through the Jomboys of the world who've never even played a game of catch or owned a glove.
>>153394733how did he died
>>153399887od
>>153399470who doesn't?
>>153399836o___O
>>153399887fucked to death by his wife
>>153399926believable
>>153394767siiiix seeeeveeeen
>>153399887Colon Cancer
Why do the Red Sox try so hard to be Astros Lite? How many fucking Houston rejects can you fit in 1 team?
>>153400018yeesh
NBC SNB games:Mar 26, 1P EDT; PIT@NYMMar 26, 8P EDT; ARI@LADApr 12, 7P EDT; CLE@ATLMay 31, 7P EDT; CHC@STLJun 7, 8P EDT; SF@CHCJun 14, 7P EDT; TEX@BOSJun 21, 7P EDT; NYM@PHIJun 28, 7P EDT; NYY@BOSJul 5, 12:30P; EDT; NYM@ATLJul 5, 7P EDT; SD@LADJul 19, 7P EDT; LAD@NYYJul 26, 7P EDT; NYY@PHIAug 2, 7P EDT; BOS@LADAug 9, 8P EDT; HOU@SDAug 16, 7P EDT; SEA@HOUAug 23, 3P EDT; SF@BOSAug 30, 3P EDT; CIN@CHCAug 30, 7P EDT; HOU@NYMSep 6, 3P EDT; ATL@PHISep 7, 8P EDT; STL@SF
>>153400167>Aug 16, 7P EDT; SEA@HOUShould be a good meaningful game.
>>153400167>no GKR on opening dayT-T
>>153400167is there a bot or something that can give me a list of all of the AL East v AL East games this season and the channel/streaming service each is on
>>153400167Was just thinking about this a couple nights ago but I hope NBC does the same type of starting lineup intros they do for the NFL and NBA>Ohtani Shohei... Hanamaki Higashi High School
Bassist to the gloryholes
>>153400289lel
>>153400236if you pay for bbref i think. but i haven't paid for it in years
>>153400293Not Gallen don't care
>>153400293al easties....
>NL teamMets>AL teamMariners>like because of their uniformAthletics>bird teamOrioles>team that wears blueAlso Mets, if I have to pick someone different then Royals
>>153400167>Jul 5, 7P EDT; SD@LADdoes this mean hololive night will be on NBC? will they cover the postshow fans dancing in the field?
▲▲ ▲
>>153400528only if joey votto gets to crack jokes about it
>>153400549>>153400564lmao newfags can’t triforce
>>153400293That means Gallen is coming to my Padres!
>>153400549>>153400564>>153400578
>>153400293what does this mean for the fangraph projections???>>153398244
>>153400293bassitt, mane, bassitt
siri, how do i triforce
▲▲▲
>>153400579Why would you want Gallen kek
>>153400518I appreciate the rockies, a's and padres for having unique colors and pulling it off well
>>153400634rockies stole their colors from the diamondbacks
The oldcums are so bored that they’re triforcing
>>153400642the rockies are older thoughever
>>153393808Miss this lil nigga already
It's funny how dead silent mets fans have been since signing Peralta and Bichette, after talking all that shit about David Stearns lol.
Top Remaining Free Agents (From MLBTR's Top 50 FAs):>1. Kyle Tucker - LAD $240M / 4yrs>2. Bo Bichette - NYM $126M / 3yrs>3. Dylan Cease - TOR $210M / 7yrs>4. Munetaka Murakami - CWS $34M / 2yrs>5. Alex Bregman - CHC $175M / 5yrs>6. Framber Valdez - DET $115M / 3yrs>7. Tatsuya Imai - HOU $63M / 3yrs>8. Cody Bellinger - NYY $162.5M / 5yrs>9. Kyle Schwarber - PHI $150M / 5yrs>10. Ranger Suarez - BOS $130M / 5yrs>11. Pete Alonso - BAL $155M / 5yrs>12. Josh Naylor - SEA $92.5M / 5yrs>13. Edwin Diaz - LAD $69M / 3yrs>14. Michael King - SDP $75M / 3yrs15. Zac Gallen>16. Devin Williams - NYM $45M / 3yrs>17. Brandon Woodruff - MIL $22.05M / 1yr>18. Trent Grisham - NYY $22.05M / 1yr>19. Kazuma Okamoto - TOR $60M / 4yrs>20. Eugenio Suarez - CIN $15M / 1yr>21. Robert Suarez - ATL $45M / 3yrs>22. Shota Imanaga - CHC $22.05M / 1yr>23. Jorge Polanco - NYM $40M / 2yrs>24. Chris Bassitt - BAL $18.5M / 1yr>25. Merrill Kelly - ARI $40M / 2yrs>26. Brad Keller - PHI $22M / 2yrs27. Lucas Giolito>28. Ha-Seong Kim - ATL $20M / 1yr>29. J.T. Realmuto - PHI $45M / 3yrs>30. Ryan O'Hearn - PIT $29M / 2yrs>31. Harrison Bader - SFG $20.5M / 2yrs>32. Raisel Iglesias - ATL $16M / 1yr>33. Nick Martinez - TBR $13M / 1yr>34. Luis Arraez - SFG $12M / 1yr35. Zack Littell>36. Ryan Helsley - BAL $28M / 2yrs>37. Gleyber Torres - DET $22.05M / 1yr>38. Justin Verlander - DET $13M / 1yr>39. Cody Ponce - TOR $30M / 3yrs>40. Kyle Finnegan - DET $19M / 2yrs>41. Luke Weaver - NYM $22M / 2yrs>42. Tyler Rogers - TOR $37M / 3yrs>43. Seranthony Dominguez - CWS $20M / 2yrs>44. Pete Fairbanks - MIA $13M / 1yr>45. Gregory Soto - PIT $7.75M / 1yr>46. Emilio Pagan - CIN $20M / 2yrs>47. Tyler Mahle - SFG $10M / 1yr48. Max Scherzer>49. Victor Caratini - MIN $14M / 2yrs>50. Willi Castro - COL $12.8M / 2yrs
>>153400668only 34 years old truly a sad passing
>>153400642massive improvement tbqhwylal
>>153400682Honorable Mentions:>Miguel Andujar - SDP $4M / 1yr>Shawn Armstrong - CLE $5.5M / 1yr>Josh Bell - MIN $7M / 1yrWalker BuehlerGriffin CanningPatrick CorbinNestor Cortes>Lewin Diaz - SAM $1.5M / 1yr>Zach Eflin - BAL $10M / 1yr>Paul Goldschmidt - NYY $4M / 1yr>Foster Griffin - WAS $5.5M / 1yr>Austin Hays - CWS $6M / 1yrRhys Hoskins>Adrian Houser - SFG $22M / 2yrs>Danny Jansen - TEX $14.5M / 2yrs>Kenley Jansen - DET $11M / 1yr>Pierce Johnson - CIN $6.5M / 1yr>Anthony Kay - CWS $12M / 2yrs>Max Kepler - Suspended for 80 games>Tyler Kinley - ATL $4.25M / 1yrMichael KopechStarling Marte>Phil Maton - CHC $14.5M / 2yrs>Steven Matz - TBR $15M / 2yrs>Dustin May - STL $12.5M / 1yr>James McCann - ARI $2.75M / 1yr>Yoan Moncada - LAA $4M / 1yr>Jordan Montgomery - TEX $1.25M / 1yr>Cedric Mullins - TBR $7M / 1yr>Sean Newcomb - CWS $4.5M / 1yr>Marcell Ozuna - PIT $12M / 1yr>Drew Pomeranz - LAA $4M / 1yr>Jose Quintana - COL $6M / 1yr>Rob Refsnyder - SEA $6.25M / 1yr>David Robertson - Retired>Miguel Rojas - LAD $5.5M / 1yrDominic Smith>Michael Soroka - ARI $7.5M / 1yr>Sung Mun Song - SDP $15M / 4yrs>Tomoyuki Sugano - COL $5.1M / 1yr>Caleb Thielbar CHC $4.5M / 1yrJustin Wilson>Mike Yastrzemski - ATL $23M / 2yrs>Kirby Yates - LAA $5M / 1yr
>>153400704is this the year nestor cortes becomes a closer
The Phillies will have $30,000,000 committed to right field this season.
>>153400671i've been singing his praises all offseason
>>153400518FTFY
This year were going to drop the ump disrespect, it’s getting old.
>>153399261so? let him go and find a new team.nobody is going to take him from you in a trade. eat the $20m and move on with your life.phillies really know how to treat players. have been publically shopping bohm both offseasons, i am sure that really makes him feel great. shit talking harper at the end of the season. giving away strohm because he stated what everybody knows about this team being dumb as fuck on the field. now casty. in hindsight, am glad bichette clowned them.
Aussie/Chinese poster your response?
>AL team>like because of their uniform>bird team>team that wears bluejays
Tampa.
>>153400877Phillies and Dombrowski run a very sloppy shop. Too much stuff about the team gets out. They talk too much.
>>153400850"we"?
*sniiiiiifffff* mmmmm stankee
>>153400877I agree with you. If the Phillies don’t want Casty anymore and think he sucks, fine that’s valid but at this point they’re actively being spiteful against him and his future by not just cutting him. It’s been an entire offseason so now it’s very obvious that nobody is trading for him and picking up any of that owed money and the Phillies need to accept that and cut their losses and DFA him and let the guy work out a minor league deal somewhere else so he can rebuild his value and reputation. But keeping him on the roster but not letting him into spring training is bush league fuckery.
orioles finna go beast mode and face fuck the yanks
>>153400718o kek
>>153400952They don’t have enough pieces to move the needle. Gonna be a good watch for Blaze Alexander tho.
I wanna know who was jamming Corbin during live BP
You now remember the pre-IL 2025 Diamondbacks…
FAGGOT...........backs!
>>153401007Who did they lose other than the corbster
>>153400518>favorite teamdodgers>nl teamgiants>al teamangels>good uni teamathletics>bird teamarizona>blue teamsan diego
>>153401027Here’s the attention you wanted
>>153401039and here's the response you crave
>>153401007>>153401021>>153401024you WILL be nice to snek posters
>>153400882hate this faggot
it's gonna be a problem if the Dodgers threepeat
>>153401063I just asked who else they lost besides Corb
>>153401091Blow gays will repeat (batting average leaders)
>>153401091It would be funny if a Chinese man ate that dog.
I’m eating a full English for dinner.
>>153401225Post the webm
>>153401232
blowgaydoo ‘em!
>Lawyers for Guardians pitcher Luis Ortiz want to sever the cases against him and teammate Emmanuel Clase as federal prosecutors allege they were both involved in a pitching-rigging scheme. >Ortiz’s lawyer, Christos N. Georgalis, asked for a federal judge to break up the cases so they could move forward independently of each other while labelling his client “a victim of Clase’s scheme, rather than a knowing and willing participant,” according to a legal filing unsealed Monday and viewed by The Athletic.
>>153401351AI slop, but it caught me by surprise and had a little chuckle
>>153401360Niggas ain’t really your bro lolz
>>153401360the collection of players in this image will surely grow
>>153401351no...NO!!!
The Polar Bear in the DMV
>>153401249Slop (real)>>153401091Slop (fake)
>>153401380lol
>Yu Darvish is teaching Randy Vasquez how to be the "Dominican Yu Darvish"one, it's obvious Yu is gonna be a pitching coach/assistant pitching coach when he officially retires. two, Randy Vasquez continues to be the funniest pitcher on my Padres. I hope he really does come into 2026 with like 6 new pitches and suddenly becomes actually good instead of lucky good
>>153401351what was that coming out of decoys mouth?
>>153401351>dog eats jappottery
when do we get spring training games with real players
Ped suspension when
>>153401476rabies
>>153401507Cora is going to cheat this year because his contract is up soon. Red Sox ring #10 coming. Stankeedoo ‘em!
>they don't know my pirates are going undefeated
can a hispanic person explain this to me?
>>153401360>On February 3, 2025, MLB fired Hoberg for violation of the league's gambling rules following the appeal. It was found that he shared betting accounts with a friend who bet on baseball games, and that Hoberg deleted evidence pertaining to the league's investigation. >He can apply for reinstatement for the 2026 MLB seasonis he coming back, bros??
Bryan Woo is killF
>>153401661A team going 162-0? Are you serious?
>>153401695But he's fine.
>>153401360Emmanuel Clase? The Guardians pitcher?
>>153401719I've said this before but you just KNOW Bryan Woo would be a 10/10 pure sexo if he was a girl
>>153401733I had never really thought about it.
>>153401719>raleigh>woo>naylor>kirbyWho's in the middle?
>>153401779comedian that does impressions
Where did the Mariners get all this money from? It’s pissing me off.
>>153401852Mariners payroll isn't even at 200m
>>153400518>NL teamWhoever beats the mest, if not that, Cubs.>AL teamYankees.>like because of their uniform>Athletics.>bird teamFuck birdfags but if I had to choose, the Cardinals. Fuck birdfags. >team that wears blueThe White Sox when they wear their 80s throwbacks, if not them, the Nats.
>>153401868Nice list friend
>>153401900Wow, Yankees must have bought their way to another World Series
>>153401907I find payroll talk uninteresting idk why I posted it pitchers and catchers reported
>>153401900FAGGets kek!!!
>>153401900FAGGets kek!
>>153401900I didnt realize the Dodgers payroll was literally 400 million dollars holy shit
>>153401720Kek!
>Cardinals we’re going to let Brendan Donovan go to the Rule 5 Draft Why though?
>>153402086▲▲▲What do you mean?
>>153401868I like all of those teams as well tbqh▲▲▲
>>153402162They weren’t going to add him to the 40-man before the lottery draft and almost let him get drafted by a team for free instead of flipping him for assets in a trade.
>>153402296When like 5 years ago?
Thinking about doing an /mlb/ poll for top 10 players at every position would you guys have any interest in that? or would people just vote for their team's favorite player at #1 and blow off the rest of the rankings
>>153401868I miss CRT TVs.It's just like my old room.I wish I could have played video games in the same room as such a cute girl.
>>153401027>>153401039>blue team>san diegoknower alert
>>153402344I would vote for Recker ten times
>NL teamMarlins (the AAAA farm + FAGGets kek)>AL teamYankees>like because of their uniformRockies (black top + pinstripe pants= clean) also good designs and colors overall.>bird teamDay of the rock birdfags.>team that wears blueNY Highlanders (1903)Yankrocklins
arraez chicken
How was the superb owl parade, Mariners bro? Looked absolutely insane to be there.
Good morning all.
>NL teamCardinals>AL teamGuardians, I guess>like because of their uniformDodgers - very traditional>bird teamCardinals. Is this a trick question?>team that wears blueRangers, I guess, because they gave the Cardinals their last championship. Blue teams all suck.
>>153402427clearly you're not heterosexual
>>153404807>home run baker that's not a real name
Can’t wait for my Cleveland Wagon Burners preseason!
>Tampa Bay RayWhy would you name your team after this guy?
>>153404807gm
Good morning Yankees nation.
>>153407160No one has heard of any of these people except for pirates legend Gerrit Cole
>>153407160kek who are these bums? how far the yankees have fallen
>>153407108>>153407160gm
>>153405024His real first name was Frank. But he's listed on Baseball Reference under his nickname.
>>153406547Nice picture, Chavez.
>>153407966>96 career HRsshould have called that fraud hotdog baker
>>153408313for me it's the thread baker
>>153408313That was like 600 in the dead ball era
>>153407966Frank "Save your life" ThomasAmerica's greatest 1b/dh
gm mariners nation>>153401900Biggest cheapskate in da game.
>>153402357I'm not a cute girl but I do have a couple of CRTs :)
>>153404681I live 6 hours away but the ceremony was hilarious and Cal gave an interview to the Seattle Times saying he was impressed by coach Macdonald and how everyone who went to the game wants to emulate that success this year in baybaw. Good turnout, estimated about 1mil I think.
>>153408496GIWTWM
>>153408454>emulatoryou didnt beat the game
>>153408524A good time was had by all.
>>153408535>emulatoru fokkin wot m8?
>>153408535One of my favorite things to do on this website is run emulators of PS1 classics in 21:9 and then post the screenshots on /v/ with some text about enjoying the classics. Infinite seethe achieved.
>>153408593devious...
Geraldo Perdomo for Jasson Dominguez and George Lombard Jr, who says no?
Just faced Al Leiter throwing with 103 mph with movement lol, fuck MLB The Show 25.
>>153408636me
Go Boston red socks...or something idk
>>153408771this is why I've conceded that I'll never go above HoF difficulty in ranked. Shit is just to hard
>>153408636>Jasson Dominguez and George Lombard JrYou made both of these people up
with corbin carrol out, is there any chance that trout takes his place?also a more serious question:how do i avoid breaking my hamate? 4 people in 5 days have broken theirs just swinging the bat.
>corb and carol
>>153409076humans (especially men) are becoming weaker due to poor diet and food quality. hamate bone breaking is the MLB version of achilles tears. a 700%+ increase in those in nfl alone this year…we are regressing as humans in real time. imagine asking reggie jackson if he thought his hand bone would snap just from a light swing of the bat…he would laugh at you and slap you.today though? its a real danger
>>153409076my little cousin broke his hamate bone from opening a fridge door too hard. its just a seemingly random injury that can happen…you could swing a bat a million times and never have it happen.
I look like this and talk like this >>153409102
>>153409222>his hand down her shirt>her hand on his crotchIs this a crime?
>>153409259We all did the same
>>153409259
>>153409259I stripped naked and tried to initiate sex with my mom at like 7. My parents always used to fuck with me in the bed. I pretended to sleep through it.
>>153409318cub 'em!
>>153409318Baseball players/teams for this feel?
>>153409318stankeedoo ‘em!
>>153409318Why are el paso chihuahuaposters like this?
>>153409362cub 'em!
>>153409473lil dog's gotta hump
I spent this morning imagining the conversation between the Dodgers and Ben Rortvedt. More specifically, I put myself in the GM's shoes and was rehearsing what I would say on the phone to break the news that we're DFAing him.Does anyone else do this or am I singularly retarded
>>153409362stankeedoo 'em!
Aaron Judge is a fine ballplayer but I am still waiting on Aaron Jury and Aaron Executioner to have an impact at the big league level
>>153409515This but it's breaking the news to the fans we're not spending at all.
Fire Baboon
>>153409702Soon, very soon now.
MLB teams are on today's connections puzzle :)
connect w. this bussy
>Kiké Hernandez has resigned with the Dodgers for $4.5 mil
>>153410184I got all 4 without a mistake. very easy one
>>153411408re-signed
>>153411408Does he start? What does the Dodger outfield now look like?
>>153411533He's starting the season on IL due to surgery anyway
>>153411755What is the Dodger outfield roster? Tucker, Andy, Teo? Where does Kike play in the post season given he is a post season guy?
>>153411959keek isn't a regular starter anywhere. he's a backup at basically every position basically. we probably won't see him play a full game at any one position often, if at all.
>>153411959He’s the new team accountant
I swear I spend more time looking at uniforms than winning games. Here’s my yanks redesign. Get it done Cashman. Can anyone guess my inspiration for these pieces?
>Castellanos officially released by the philthiesJames Van Der Beek has a decent shot at resurrection
casty is still an ok #3 outfielder for the money he is gonna sign for. someone gonna get a cheap 20 hr .270 guy
>>153412172I understand he is only valued in the post season. Just curious how the fuck they use them when they now have Tucker in the Outfield. They should have a creative solution to get his bat in the post season but treated as a backup in the regular.
>>153412243The Mets could do the funniest thing ever....
>>153412286Red Sox…
Phillies will have no excuse now that Strohm and Casty are gone. They pretty much scapegoated them as cancers.
>>153412395Not gonna lie, I would be open to my Mets taking him.
>>153412348he fits in well with the way the team is structured. playing time ticks up for favorable matchups/when the lineup needs to be tweaked for an injury. not really a bat you want to see regularly. I think he's mostly just had the good fortune to deliver in the biggest moments pretty often. maybe it's in his makeup, idk.
munchybros...
>>153412395Would not want Casty on the Mets he’s shit
>>153412720
>>153412769Not for the minimal cost
>>153412859And if he sucks cut him
>>153412481They still have the Alec Bohm trade to make.
>>153409702>Fire BaboonWhat good is that going to do? Boone is not the problem. The problem is Brian Cashman. Until he is fired and the entire front office structure is gutted including the analytics, scouting, and player development departments, nothing of any significance with the Yankees will change. Cashman will continue to build the same flaws into the roster that he's been doing for the last fifteen years. Cashman has to go.
>>153412948The 2009 world series win saved a lot of careers in the Yankee organization because this is just unacceptable by Yankee standards to be in this kind of championship drought. Time to clean house and it starts with the Baboonery coach.
>>153413143>>153412948He's retiring without a ring. Face it.
>>153413143And the 2009 championship would never have happened if Hal Steinbrenner didn't order Cashman to buy every big free agent and hand out $500M in contracts that off-season because his father George Steinbrenner was given months to live and Hal wanted to give his father a chance to see one last championship. The 2007-2008 Yankees stunk. The 2010-2016 Yankes stunk. 2009 was an anomaly. Brian Cashman is a terrible general manager.
>>153412720He could have made so much more money, but hey, I guess he prefers comfort and that's respectable.
>>153413265Judge is 34 years old. The 2026 Yankees probably aren't going to make the postseason, probably going to finish in fourth place in the AL East. The Yankees are closer to needing a complete rebuild than they are to a championship. 100% guaranteed that Judge retires without a championship.
Stankeedoo ‘em!!
>>153413354This is the first offseason where it became clear, like 0 shot of it.
>>153413265here is your MVP!
>>153412286he's not, though. he's a deeply negative fielder and his bat just hasn't been good enough to overcome that. he had an 88 OPS+ last season.he slugged .550 for his stint in cincinnati, but only .426 in 4 years with the phillies. it's not a bad slugging percentage, but if you don't walk much and are the worst defensive outfielder in the league, then it isn't good enough.
>>153412720LET'S FUCKING GO
>>153413607HE STINKS!!!
>>153413827should be In-N-Out
>>153413827>no Caesar salad Prompt niggas are as soulless as their ai companions
>>153411959Teo moves from Right to Left Field, Pages stays in center, Tucker replaces Teo in right. I'm interested to see who gets more time at 2nd. Edman, HSK and Rojas are all competing for time.
>>153413292How much more? I imagine the intangibles of being a Dodger legend makes up that gap.
Dodgers, Mets, and Tigers will be 100 win teams
>>153414027He could have went to the Phillies. Alec Bohm traded to the Dodgers.
Has anyone bought MLB authentication items before? I feel like this shit ain't legit.
[Heartwarming News!] In wake of the news of CADE CUNNINGHAM's minority owner's stake, TEXAS RANGERS fans are hoping this will lead to a ground swell of inclusive events at RANGER's games!
>>153412720The funky train keeps on rolling!
>>153414193Dodgers are gonna load manage and just win 90
>>1534144723peat confirmed
>>153401249This is based
>>153414215it will be his age 36 season next year. I don't know how many better offers he would get in FA given injury concerns also. He does look like he always should have been a Phillie though.
Kiss em
kek stinkees
>>153414718babe ruth broke the color barrier
>Nick Castellanos' time with the Philadelphia Phillies came to an end on Thursday, Feb. 12 with his release as the team began to gather for spring training.>The former Phillies outfielder wasted no time in penning a four-page handwritten letter, which he shared on his Instagram account, following the news of the release.>As a veteran of the game of baseball, there are rules, and I broke one in Miami," Castellanos wrote. "After being taken out of a close ball game in front of my friends and family, I brought a Presidente (beer) into the dugout. I then sat right next to Rob and let him know that too much slack in some areas and too tight of restrictions in others are not conducive to us winning."
we wuz adam dunn n shiet
>>153414989Forever awkward relationship with the Phillies.
>>153413265One of these players has never won a ring. Whats funny is i believe the player Judge knocked off the top 24 was Mattingly, who was the one guy that never won before him.
>>153414989future angel
Through 8 seasons
It's honestly kind of crazy how much disrespect Aaron Judge gets. The man is putting up numbers that surpass known steroid users and yet the AL MVP voting was split 17 to 13 between him and Cal. Not only that, but he was injured, robbed of a homer (short foul poles made a review impossible due to parallax) -- he probably would have reached 60 homers if not for that. No ill will to Cal, it's just been on my mind a bit.
>>153414936Ruth was of German heritage, you dipshit.
>>153415337From the Black Forest?
>>153415270Dont know if this is a pasta or not but it was talked about last year, sometimes the voters will pick a guy like Cal over Judge just cause of the good story over Judge winning yet another. It happens in all sports with the MVP. Im wondering how much longer they will keep handing them to Ohtani for the same reason.
>>153413354>>153412948This is how a general manager shows up to Day 1 of Spring Training when he knows he will never be fired no matter what. His laid-back, no-urgency, unprofessional attitude is the persona of the rosters he has constructed for fifteen years now.casual-slob.jpg
love's real not fade away
>>153415536nah i guarantee he or his wife hired him a stylist. cashman would rather where quarter zips and north face vests
>>153415270Judge is putting up Ruth-Gehrig numbers. People don't realize that they are watching not a great player but an alltime great player, a baseball mt rushmore player.
>>153415270it should have been a shared mvp, but the yankee bonus gave judge extra votes
>>153415591I realize it plenty but ima still stankeedoo on ‘em for teh lulz
>>153415590He should be wearing a suit and tie. He's the boss. His chill attitude infects everything. He doesn't fear for his job and so neither does the manager, coaches, trainers, and players.
>>153415655What fucking gm wears a suit and tie, they all dress business casual for the most part.
>>153415655The Yankees are a country club. Has been for almost two decades now.
>>153415655I don't think the issue is cashman wearing a hoodie to spring training. GMs and Pres dont wear suits man. Call into sports talk radio
>>153415221he looked like he was going to be a future Hofer to me and then he just suddenly fell off a cliff
oo wee oo **** are gonna sign zac gallenoh oh gonna sign him then it's doneI don't care about his savant page anywayI don't care about that
>>153415688>they allThe Yankees are not like the others. The Yankees organization holds itself above all others and always has. Cashman has reduced the Yankees to ordinary.
>>153415418
>>153415812This chap could probably win a job as a starter in the Yankees infield.
>>153415791starts with hal then not brian
Why does baseball activity result in well developed glutes?
>>153415812>>153415869Where did you get these images of Jazz Chisholm
>>153415337ruth was a black albino. you will not erase us
>>153415922it's the leg lift
>>153415791>fundies actually believ…wait
>>153415270He’s showing no signs of slowing down. I fully expect a “down” season for him in 2026 which still means 30 homeruns and 330 total bases lolz.
>errorin' fudge
>>153415536I’ve only ever heard of this man being an absolute gangster who tell it how it is in the locker room.
>>153415270bring back the rules where a player can only win MVP once
>>153415449they will make sure he gets more than bonds
It must be Red Sox power hour, seriously, why are we trolling? At least troll one of our legitimate weak points like shortstop.
>>153416517Cashman has never been in a baseball locker room in his life.
did banda really deserve to get DESIGNATED? i'd rather habe rortvedt, but banda wasn't bad for most of the season
>>153416656the only thing that can stop him
>>153416750I thought he got traded to Minnie
>>153416774huh he did few hours ago
I need to be bent over and filled up
What percentage of the league's players are homosex?
Two more days for dat gallen news!
>>153416784Clearly you know ball. Dodgers made the announcement and the Twins got on the phone to make it a sure thing. Dodgers got it for international bonus money kek
>>153416750there are only so many roster spots to go around
>>153416953Genuinely hoping we meme Gallentines day into existence
>>153416987I will not be participating
>Nick Castellanos releasedPHAGGOTDELPHIA KEKfucking doyers just broke them in that division series and i don't blame them
next time the cubs offer you a job, take it and be grateful
>>153413899this. redo it using the copypasta, sloppafag.>I sat with him at a fancy dinner once, this gala charity event. We were in tuxes and he sat across from me. At one point early on a waiter brought out caesar salads, and Max started rubbing his tummy and making “yummy” noises like a toddler. Just as I picked up my salad fork—Max Muncy slapped it out of my hands. “Don’t,” he said, like scolding a dog. Stunned, I went to pick up the fork again but this time Max placed his sweaty hand on my wrist. “Like me,” he growled. He then mimed rolling up his sleeves…and proceeded to eat his salad with his hands like Cookie Monster. Lettuce and croutons went flying from his fat hands to his mouth. I was about to ask, “What the fuck?” but his blonde date made eye contact with me. She quickly shook her head, as if saying, “Just let him do this. He needs it.” I forgot to ask for his autograph: my biggest regret.
>>153417040Interdasting.... perhaps he could be worth a try at league minimum.
>>153417053I’m simply not gonna clean the loads out of the mezzanine gloryholes idc what they pay me
back in the day you could smoke a blunt in the dugout, now you can't even crack open a cold one
>>153417209he must have known it was over
>>153417209I used ta buy coke from the pittsburg parrot
RIP Casty
>>153417202You're fucked in the head.
>>153417171he's going to retire
>brought a beer into the dugout after being removed from a game in June.>playing celebratory music after a loss because he played well that particular game. >lost his marbles when he was subbed out for a defensive replacement (and he stinks at defense)>screamed at Rob Thomson and hitting coach Kevin Long and does not respect them because they never played in the majors. What else did Nick do, I'm trying to build out the list.
>>153417380He’s responsible for countless deaths and tragedies the world over
>>153417380He'd be a perfect fit for the Padres
Hrrk
>>153417380he's perfect for humpy!
run it back fagit run it back*clap clap*run it back fagit run it back*clap clap*run it back fagit run it back*clap clap*run it back fagit run it back*clap clap*run it back fagit run it back*clap clap*
>>153417523Do you know why the run it back? He knows the window is closed. He knows he has an old team. He knows his one and only marquee draw is 34 years old, too old to build around. So, he's going to milk every last dollar out of the time he has left with Judge. He's going to run it back next year, too. You will see the Yankees do nothing but sign overpriced free agents who will under-perform because NY is not in their heart, the Yankees are not in their heart, and the Yankees fans are not in their heart, because all they care about is the money in their last contract. That's it. Expect another two or three years of this same run it back philosophy.
>>153417562Judge is going to play until he is 40+ years old and I would bet he will age well and remain at least relevant. He will sooner than later lose his Mickey Mantle type ability.
Guess who's back?Back againKiké's backTell a friend
>Twins claimed Bandalol what
>>153417642Hope he calls trump a pedo to his face during the next ass kiss photo op, would be extremely based.
>In 2018 the White Sox named Omar Vizquel manager of the High-A Winston-Salem Dash, and after a successful campaign, he was moved up in 2019, along with many of his Dash players, to Double-A Birmingham Barons. During that season, it was alleged that he abused and sexually harassed the team batboy. In a lawsuit, the former batboy, who has autism, stated that he was “targeted for sexual harassment because of his disability.” It is alleged that Vizquel “repeatedly exposed his erect penis to [him] and forced [him] to wash his back in the shower.” Near the end of the 2019 season, the White Sox did an internal investigation and placed Vizquel on administrative leave. As a result of their investigation, they made the decision to move on from Vizquel.>While many organizations would fire the entire staff that allowed this alleged criminal behavior to take place, Getz and the White Sox went a different route. They moved the Birmingham bench coach from that season, Wes Helms, up to Charlotte to be the manager of the Triple-A Knights. He continued in that role until he was placed on an indefinite leave in May 2022. The White Sox stated that it was a “personnel issue.” In the lawsuit, Helms was accused of being one of six Birmingham staff members who were aware of the abuse and proceeded to mock the accuser.>gay sox
for me it's gay buttsex and 1:00 sunday starts
>>153417523let jazz educate you on running it backhttps://litter.catbox.moe/ip388p.mp4
You did lock in those spring training tickets, right /mlb/?
>>153417747>me listening and learning
>>153417755pfma
>>153417755just downloaded this screenshot, thanks for the free ticket fucko
>>153417755i'd love to go down to florida for spring training sometime. my grandad had a place in clearwater.
>>153417755Yes bro I'm going to two games in Arizona. What should I expect?
>>153417755>watching spring training>going to spring training
>>153417797>not watching spring trainingmaybe /r/baseball is more your speed...
>>153417797how do you hone your eyetest without spring training? you could post something embarrassing during an april game and then go the whole year being mocked and taken as a joke.
>>153417792a lot of driving involved watching st games in Fla unless you stick to one spot
Nick Castellanos could be the fix the Mets locker rooms needs. Needs a little bit of attitude.
>>153417839dunedin is a 10 minute drive from clearwater
>>153417846does he speak spanish? english is becoming a dead language in the mets locker room
>>153417930Unfortunately it has to be decently Spanish due to Soto's contract.
FAGGets kek!
>>153417825This though
>new headphones barely get half as loud as the old pair that just diedwell god damnit
>>153414989I'll miss Casty, he really didn't deserve to go out like this.
>>153417981you shouldnt listen to music loud through headphones anon
>>153417988that's the funny part, i only ever went up to 72 on the old ones. these at 100 barely buzz my eardrums
>>153417846He's a brewer, we need a third baseman fuck it
>>153418006You could trade for Alec Bohm if you really need one.
>>153417930>>153417954This is Brett Baty erasure
>>153417954>it has to be decently spanish anon do you even speak english?
>>153418074The locker room needs to be at least 39% Spanish speaking.
>>153418133You type like a high school dropout if that’s what you meant.
run it backees!
Any of you going to see the Cubgers movie?
>>153417755$58 (plus tip) the MINIMUM for standing room only at the Mets' first game
>>153418276Only if picrel is heavily featured
>>153418319WHO
>>153418334no idea either-DODGERFAN
>>153418334You weren’t here in the beginning of the season >>153418344YOU were gooning to xer with us on the doyercord while xhe sang the anthem don’t even try to deny it
>>153418319She's the main character.
>>153418381season hasn't started thoughbeit?
>when you run it back
>>153418276I saw it when it came out.
>>153418446The twink sang the anthem (I forget which one) at the season opener match in Japan last year that the film in this post >>153418276 is about
Welcome To New York Mets Nick Castellanos!: BEST HOME RUNS, BEST FIELDING, FUNNIEST DUGOUT MOMENTS!
>>153418611>Nick Castellanos’ relationship with the Phillies had soured, even before he brought a beer into the dugout in Miami last June.It wasn’t the only act of gross subordination that night at loanDepot park. But Castellanos’ actions in Miami pushed the Phillies into releasing their $100 million right fielder on Thursday. Castellanos is owed $20 million this year, but the Phillies are paying him to go away.i wouldve done it for $10 million
>>153418642He should have shotgunned it in front of his cuck manager’s face and stone cold stunnered him right there in the dugout.
>>153418681now that would be metsian
>>153418782i look like this
gotta love hoe Philthies tried to put out a hit piece on Castellanos, and he got ahead of it thanks to people still on the team telling him the hit piece was coming.Trash organization glad Bo bent them over and humiliated them.
>>153415209didn't Yogi win like a million rangz?why's he below Judgey?
>>153418782bah gawd
You know, we always called each other gay fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, "You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a gay fella. He's one of us." You understand? We were gay fellas. Yankees. But Judgy and I could never be pozzed because we had neg blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was trans heroin addict. To become a member of a New York crew you've got to be one hundred per cent pozzed so they can trace all your antibodies back to patient zero. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and a crew. It means that nobody can fuck around with you bareback. It also means you could fuck around with anybody bareback just as long as they aren't also a member. It's like a license to poz. It's a license to do anything. As far as Judgy was concerned with Mookie being pozzed, it was like we were all being pozzed. We would now have one of our own as a member of the Yankees.
>>153418381>me>going on discord>having an accountcome on, now
yankee nation mindFUCKED browncord
>>153419070It’s based on regular season WAR
>Ring talk>In baseball of all sportsFirst Take has had a apocalyptic-like impact on the knowledge of sports that the average sports fan has.
>>153419351you play to win
>>153419070Saint Louis native Yogi Berra. My dad told me about him and his sayings like>When you come to a fork in the road, take it>It's déjà vu all over again>Ninety percent of the game is half mental>The future ain't what it used to be
>>153419417New York Mets Legend Yogi Bera
>>153419351It's pretty sad
>>153419331ah that makes sense, thanks lad>>153419417'the future ain't what it used to be' is one of the better yogi-ism imo>>153419453based
>>153419455
>>153419455Fuck canada
Don’t look now but it’s nearly time for nu
>>153419455cricket, more like KEKet
Nu is early >>153419602
>>153419619>Nu is earlyis this nu tho?
>>153419619early rats get the collar
>>153419619wat???
patiently waiting on that 500th post
>>153418455Gomenasai, my name is Ken-SamaI'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn moreabout their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.