โYou can observe a lot by just watching.โPrev >>153393808
'we made too many wrong mistakes'
doyers
>best pitcher on team has an inverted W in his pitching motion
is this nu tho?
>>153419685yes but it has the early taint
who /baybaw/ here
American League projected standings by Fangraphs.Yankees fans, rolling it back is under question.
>>153419602Doyers
>>153419698Be a better man.
Yankees
>>153419751thats roman anthony
https://youtu.be/dZfSLZ_bYwY?si=W3gPtYgmY0tJ3qkj
>>153419675M
>>15341971028 SOON
>>153419797I feel it coming any season now.
Yankees will lose 100 games this season
>>153419719no
>>153419781exactly. here's an example of it. it's really taxing on your body, pitchers avoid it these days coz they know better
>blowgays
>>153419830he was touted for having the ideal pitching mechanics coming into the league. I think pitchers will always break regardless of whatever best practices of the day might be.
>>153419863>he was touted for having the ideal pitching mechanics coming into the leagueisn't that funny?> I think pitchers will always break regardless of whatever best practices of the day might be.absolutely, but some motions are inefficient and put unnecessary strain (to achieve the same results) on your body.
>>153419829
>>153419698>who /baybaw/ hereI eat babby.
So many kids were named Paul and Neil after this man in the 90s.
>>153419602> A nickel ain't worth a dime anymoreDoyers
>>153419827blow gays kek
>>153419869https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NLV6d9TkkE
>>153419602"It ain't over till it's over"
>>153419933No llore mijo q tu estas haciendo tu millones y ay gente sin comida.
>>153419602fuck my ass
>>153419941I miss the old commentators like Tim McCarver and especially Thom Brennaman
>>153419997they called him 44 magnum for a reason
did someone delete their post or catch a ban?
>>153420069nah I just hate when my posts sound dumb.
>>153420069>>153420069he said>I never knew he could do that, I only knew of his 1986 season for which he stole 80 bases. Imagine doing that in 1986 before pick off rules and the pitch clock lolz. I feel like anyone can get a lot of SB now and I itโs like we saw an uptick in the amount of times players successfully stole a base this past season.
>>153420145you are anonno need to feel self-conscious
>>153420179the best writers edit and rewrite constantly. literaturelet
>>153420145no one caresyou are anon
FUCK dogs. FUCK dog owners. Go Mariners
>>153420219You are the minority
Freddie Freeman playing with a cat
>>153419952This guy has like 4 all american phrases what a GOAT
>>153420263We need more Champ content
>>153420192I would probably edit or delete over 90 percent of my posts if I spent too much time thinking about them. to your point, when do you decide what should be the final brushstroke in a painting? the gist should suffice. imagine all the time you'll never get back spent editing and second guessing.
>>153420263The Champ playing with Champ
baseball sooner than ever
>>153420274Less is more with these kind of websites, Iโll keep deleting all my posts OK.
>>153420288collar dis rat!
We love Champ, don't we folks?
>dodgerdrones know his catโs name by heart Literal millionaire that doesnโt even know you.
>>153420305>Wins championship>Names it champNot hard to remember
>>153420288what about the navy seal pasta and similar posts?
>>153420305I know all the pet names of my favorite players. just kidding lol that would be weird as fuck
>>153420305>Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tarantula
>>153420305Know this bussy by heart
>>153420312he wrote the navy seal pasta and feels shame any time it's posted
does anyone know skene's dog's name?
>>153420330youjustknow
>>153420330livvy
>>153420305>knows any player's nameLiteral millionaire that doesnโt even know you.
>>153420330Google says the name is Roux. Short for Rouxby Rouxby ROOOO
>>153420350kek
>>153419698I'm ordering on the app, 1 baybaw please.
>โZero, Iโd say,โ Schlittler said with regard to his likelihood of starting the season on the IL. โItโs early and Iโve been dealing with it for a little bit, so just want to make sure Iโm on top of it and ready for Opening Day and that week in San Fran.โIโm hoping this resolves itself before opening day because we need innings from somebody like him who can get outs and dominate on the mound.
>>153420330Knotty
>The Yankees have signed RHP Eafael Montero to a Minor League deal according to @hgomez27. He had a 4.48 ERA in 60.1 IP, appearing in one playoff game for the Tigers.
>The Yankees were 'talked out of' trading for Nick Castellanos according to Jon Heyman of the New York Post. After receiving some mixed reviews, they decided against a pursuit of him.
which is the most kinoest
>>153420563What type of fucking sabermetrician bullshit is this? You guys are starting to piss me off.
>>153420583They're just projections nothing arcane or weird
>>153420666Predict this: Ruth 60 dingers, Ty Cobb .400 avg, Johnson K leader.
I don't understand why people take issue with others looking at projections or looking at different types of statistics
The Angels got their guy
I have secured 15 tickets for games at 5 different ballparks this year.
>>153420716lol wtf
Doggies are back tomorrow morning
>>153420716CT33
>>153420716Literally every Angels player is some washed up former all star on his last legs
>>153420859what do those doggies do
Everything you need to know about the new ABS Challenge Systemhttps://www.mlb.com/news/abs-challenge-system-mlb-2026
>>153421331Ryback
Somebody fuck this guy
>>153419970I miss Marty Brennaman. Listening to Jeff Brantley is audio torture.
Elroy Face has died at the age of 97.Elroy Face holds the record for most wins in a season by a relief pitcher. He was 18-1 with an ERA of 2.70 and 10 saves for the 1959 Pittsburgh Pirates.
>>153423524I would but I'm sure you're fat and ugly. I only bang slim and attractive me. No mercy fucks hetre fatso
>>153423636F
D1 ball starts today boys
Who put their dick in my ass?
>>153420330
>>153423567>peckinpaughthat's not a real name
>>153423567gm
>maybe the Phillies culture is ass and not himhttps://www.forbes.com/sites/peterchawaga/2026/02/13/phillies-wife-sends-nick-castellanos-message-not-many-people-know/
>>153423567This Marty brennaman?https://youtu.be/YC1rIlujK8w?si=igdXThPYPg-B_YCd
>>153423567Doc Ellis mentioned. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vUhSYLRw14
>Phillies release Castellanos, who admits bringing beer in dugoutpussie ass sports leagueI THOUGHT THIS SHIT WAS AMERICA
>>153421041Still better than Houston
Sex with Taryn in front of Rob Thomson in a Miami dugout
https://youtu.be/xwp2doBueeU?si=hi-FTOi6yTTYuw1l
Pirates legend Jason Bay.
James Shields lol
https://youtu.be/4KAfiys4qDA?si=Zph59oIQj4UTfsCJ
Rate the unis
>>153425923boring/10 come up with a unique name and show us your ranked record
>>15342592311/10 Classic and simple, keep playing and winning
Today is a good day for Chadres announcement of being bought by Stan Kroenke/Friedkin.
>>153425923You made the Yankees even lamer and gayer 10 / 10 on the Kathleen Kennedy scale
KWAB
ranked record chop chop
>>153424667That's Marty. He called it like it was and never pulled his punches, whether it was the Reds fucking up or the other team.The other guy is Jeff Brantley and he's even worse at play by play than he was at color.
>>153425432Castellanos is a crybaby bitch who is circulating the beer story. The real reason the Phillies dumped him is because he can't hit anymore and he could NEVER catch.
1 beer cost them $20,000,000 dumpster fire program
Phillies have $30,000,000 in RF this year. their every day right fielder is Adolis Garcia. GM of the decade.
gm mariners nation, TGIF huh?
Who are these guys?
>>153427515Expos mentioned.
>>153427032His character issues were really bad Anon. He played celebration music after a loss because he thought he played well that game. He was completely hostile to the organization.
Doyers are so back
>>153428245I look like this
How about instead of making corking illegal, they cork all bats as standard? Would make for more exciting hits
>>153419602>yogismshe never even said most of the things he said
Also Kike Hernandez
>>153428324Cool it with the anti-semitism
Who cares whether Castellanos was a nice guy behind the scenes or not? He sucked! Let's focus on the things that matter, like sex with Taryn Hatcher.
>>153428302
>>153422540KEK RYBACK BUSSY!!RYBACK BUSSY!!!RYBACK PEPE BUSSY!!RYBACK AND THERE IT IS THIS BUSSSSSSYTHIS BUSSSSSSYTHIS BUSSSSSSYRYBACK THIS BUUUUUSY
RYBACK BUSSY AND THERE IT IS
>>153422540
I got a really, really ugly Dodgers WS jersey for Christmas and I feel bad for not ever wearing it around the guy who gave it to me.
kek scuba ryback
We post about Reckerback here.
>>153428912Scuba this bussy this buuussythis buuuussyThis buuuusyRYBACK this buuuussy
>>153421041Nick Castellanos to the Angels confirmed.
Toxic mest fag tsken deep and insta rage quitI even offered the friendly quit when I seen him bunt dancing KekโdDonโt pitch to Frank โSave Your Lifeโ Thomas
>>153429052FAGGets kek
>>153424578Rob Thomson and Kevin Long should have been gone after the Arizona collapse, they especially should have been gone after getting routed by the Mets. Thomson's a push over that lets players do whatever they want, Drombrowski is useless, and Harper isn't a leader. If it wasn't for Schwarber and Realmuto that locker room would be White Sox-tier.
>>153428988FACT
>>153429052101 off the bat faggets kek!
>>153429150That ball was like.... entirely over the plate.
>>153429409You deserve a big butt to the face. Recker's butt.
>>153429409Thatโs down
>>153429496Sorry, my face is booked.
>>153429516Scraped the zone.
>umpkino>angelkino>reckerkino
>>153420322got a good klenk outta me, good job buddy
>>153420666i miss .300 hitters, i just do.
>>153428302That could be a Yogiism
what about a rybackism
>>153421041i've never heard of half of these guys, and the ones I do know are way past their prime
Cub got Shelby
>>153420666Trips checked. Soto ... Turner ... if only ...
>Beginning with the 2026 MLB season, players will have the power to appeal the strike-zone judgments of human home-plate umpires by turning to the Automated Ball-Strike (ABS) Challenge System, powered by T-Mobile โ a technological advancement that will not only help ensure the most important calls are made correctly but also add a fun new layer of strategy to the sport. The ABS Challenge System will make its formal debut on Opening Night when the Giants host the Yankees at 8:05 p.m. ET in the first-ever live MLB broadcast on Netflix.how do /we/ feel about this
>>153425923comiskey/10
>>153429767It is
>>153429819Damn I was hoping for a reunion >>153429985Off the top of my head I can think of about 10 times last season where Gerry got the benefit of the doubt with calls on the black. I am also willing to bet that the majority of teams will leave the ABS challenges to the catchers and not the hitters.
>>153429985It changes nothing.
>>153429985thought it worked great in spring training last season. it's really fast so i don't mind it much. i hate the instant replay system though, that shit takes forever.
>>153429985Never forget what they took from you >>153429150
why isnt there an ump fantasy league
>>153430343Can you bet on them?
>>153429985I don't like how it interrupts the game but it was alright in spring training last year and the minor league games I've been to over the past couple years.>>153430141>teams will leave the ABS challenges to the catchers and not the hittersThey need to do this. I've seen so many "passionate" players waste challenges in early innings in AAA.
Is it bad that I don't want robo-umps to replace real umps?
>>153430496No, it's a shame.
>>153429985It's a tradition in this sport to shit on the umpires. I agree wholeheartedly with this decision. I would only love it more if the player gets to throw a cream pie at the face of an ump that makes a wrong call.
Why would you name your kid Nabil Crismatt, it's just an ugly name
>Trade news: The Toronto Blue Jays acquired outfielder Jesus Sanchez from the Houston Astros for outfielder Joey Loperfido, whom they had traded to Toronto in the Yusei Kikuchi deal at the 2024 deadline.
>>153430788cocksucka
>>153430796you're late
>>153430867
PULL HIM
>>153431282He'll be fine
LET HIM COOK
Die azz fuckies
Caharloooos
have you been pounding it in the cage, anon?
pfma
>>153432028pounding the mound
>>153432028
>>153432213why two umpires
>>153432213Still a better hitter than Joey Gallo
White stateWhite teamWhite power
hey FUCKers!!! FUCK kek. FUCK!!!!
>>153432028which team does she play for?
>>153432028How do we make a pro softball league viable? Every attempt always dies.
>>153432028i'd throw at her desu
>>153429150Reck 'em!
I need to be FUCKed!!!
>>153433666Checked
>MLB's need for young Dominican players has gotten so crazy, Manny Machado's infant son is already getting invites to spring traininggeez, eventually we'll have contracts being made before the baby is even born!https://x.com/MartyCaswell/status/2022408204261765608
FWent 18-1 as a relief pitcher in 1959. Won 22 consecutive games as a reliever from '58 to '59.Still holds the record for most career wins as a reliever.
>>153434092F
Chris Sale says that challenging the umpies is an affront to God
>>153434157I will never brush my teeth, I'm not a dentist
>>153434157The catcher can challenge it anyways if Sale wants to be a weird cuck about it
>Shane Smith faced Murakami in live at-bats on Friday and induced a pair of soft flares to second, both of which sparked debate between hitting and pitching coaches about whether they would have gone for a hit in a real game. The first encounter ended with Smith shattering Murakami's bat, and the right-hander clearly was on the attack in both instances.Its over... Bust confirmed....
>>153434236It will take some time to adjust given how shit the balls in NPB were these last couple years.
>>153434157Chris โass is onโฆโ Sale โโฆto the umpies.โ
>>153434157Smart of him to accept the inevitable.
>>153434157Based. Cuck types won't understand.
pfma...PFMA!!!
>>153434157buck broken
>Jason Adam already trending towards potentially being recovered by opening dayThat's pretty impressive recovery time, when the injury happened people thought he'd be out until July
>>153434425Cute Snoo is Cute
>>153434425>trending toward potentially being
>>153434157chop on, brutha!!
>>153434544Well you can't guarantee it, but the way things are going the trend suggests he could, but he and the media are saying it's more a potential possibility given those trends. So it's looking like he potentially could be, so he is "trending towards potentially being"
if u not dodgers then u mad gay as fuckkk and that's digusting and evil to be a gay homo. kill 'um
I need to be bent over and filled up
FUCK! kek. KEK!!!*pulls gun out of diaper and shoots myself in the head*
>>153432925It would have to be supported by MLB, in the way that NBA supports WNBA.
>>153434729Gallentines is tomorrow
>>153434742that exists and nobody knows about it
>>153434092The team went 78-76. How do you win 18 as a reliever? Does the team rally to win 18 times, right after you come in to eat innings?
>>153434729kek FUCK !!!
>>153434344A/S/L ?
>>153434751we've almost made it!
>>153434678>>153434699kek
>>153434966FACT NVKE!!!!
>>153434966And that's a FXCT!!!
FAGGOTdgers lel!!!!
>>153435082Klayton Cershaw kek!!!
FAGGets kek!https://vocaroo.com/102YTAaTHZZd
FAGton FAGshaw lel!!!!
>>153434661>>153434696
>>153435096>>15343508Kek o!
please fuck the doggers ass lmfao also ima throw a fagget out there for good measure kek!!
Hou's there!?!?
Baseball is possibly the only sport more boring than Cricket.
We need to condense baseball games to 3 innings or cut the amount of games by 2/3rds.
>>153435096KEK
>>153435188Oh no ya dont' !I just venmo'd the mods!
The Winter Olympics are on and you niggas are still talking about Baseball?
>>153435251that is a disgusting act
>>153435251>the guy on the right trying his hardest not to starelol
Its Feb 13th and they still seething over my jaysies
Itโs 2/13 and Vladdyโs still in the dugout
>>153435280Gaysies...!
2/13 and Louis Varland is once again warming up in the Jays bullepn
Not even ozempic worked on fatty jr
>>153435276>the guy on the left looking through the photos hes taken
Keep talking about my jaysies guys that'll show em kekkies
>>153435251Who is the slag
>>153435348Iโm a girl
>>153435348me
>>153435339DAAAAAAA
BLUE JAYS LOOOOSE
>>153435348p. sure it's the girl engaged to Jake Paul
>>153434772they should have consulted me on the names. bandits is the only good one. blaze and volts are acceptable.
must be getting close to baseball season, the schizo posting is heating up
>apparently espn unlimited means you also get lower level espn+ events for freehuh. sure whatever
must be getting close to padres season, the chorizo is heating up
must be getting close to wildflower season, the carrizo plain is heating up
that funky munchy
>>153435490fuck. imagine a 7,000 seat single-decker AA ballpark here
>>153435441blazies own ya
>dodger fans still ass blasted
>(((cubgers))) โem!
>>153435577DA JOOZ KEK!
FAGGets kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rFBWL2wfaw
>>153435652Epstinkees would love to face a team of minors kekโฆKEK!!!
take me back to tha ballgame!take me back to tha ballgame!take me out back and hit me over the head with a shovel!
>>15343565214 years ago, bro
>>153435809i just want one ballplayer to have a hot wife, why is it so hard for them
>>153435652>>153435786>the 2012 Mets What sort of mental illness is this?
>>153435809
today I will remind them
>>153436156thought they had it in the bag kek
>>153436203what pitch was that?
>>153436183TROONronto kek!!!
>>153436219I think it broke
>>153436219this is considered a "luxury mansion" and rents for $6,000 cad per month in tronno
>>153435809*dies* KEK!
>>153435809FAGinfant kek!!!
>LOL U LOST DA WORLD SERIES BLOW GAYS KEK>Oh yeah? Well your baby fucking died.BRRRRRT
>>153436417>Oh yeah? Well your baby fucking died.KWAB
>>153436417>Oh yeah? Well your baby fucking died.KWABdgers
>>153436219but they won?
>>153436545god these are so fucking dumb
>>153436219All these "I'm so mad I'm gonna punch the TV" reaction vids are fake and gay
>>153436570
>>153436570i've been trying to codify "internet-derived things that simply aren't for me" but i haven't been able to come up with a good term yet
whats your favorite baseball
>>153436669yes
>>153436669Ones I rip out of the hands of children.
>>153436669Playoff enders.
>>153436722zack we already told you you're not welcome here...
>>153436656I think clickbait is the proper term?
>>153436669
>>153436739ehhh that feels more like a media-focused thing. i'm talking about like, livestreamers and twitter lib gif reactions
>>153436762Not sure either. I'll think on it
>castellanos
>>153436762I keep getting recommended souls live-streamer slop and I donโt get it. Why are these faggots always yelling that the top of their lungs??
>>153436308lifelong blow jeet "fans" thought this was a live ball kek
>>153436819zoomers and their being raised in an already-interconnected world has to have something to do with the demand for whatever that "entertainment" is. the kids at work have no fucking clue how to use a computer, it's agonizing
>>153436735zack fucks though
>>153436827>shows what a non-rigged ball would do if it hit the join between the field and padding>then spends 10 seconds forcibly wedging it in placeand we're supposed to believe this wasn't riggatini...
>>153436647I like AI postsI like pepeI hate AI pepe
In Japan they made a dating game for women featuring a real NPB team. Which MLB team would be the most likely to having a dating game made about them?
>>153436669smoll bawl
>>153436884They should make a game where you date MLB mascots.Which one would you romance?
>>153436928rosie
>>153436928fredbird
>>153436669Well, I'm upper upper class high societyGod's gift to ballroom notorietyAnd I always fill my ballroomThe event is never smallThe social pages say I've gotThe biggest balls of allI've got big ballsI've got big ballsThey're such big ballsAnd they're dirty big ballsAnd he's got big ballsAnd she's got big ballsBut we've got the biggest balls of them all
>>153436928Ms. Met obvi
>>153436669Knuckle
>>153436570It's catnip for mutts. There's only one fan base here that posts them, take a wild guess which one. It's the Dodgers. They love scouring social media to see upset fans of the other team because they are completely hollow as humans
for me it's pointing like an umpire when i know it's a strike
>>153436928mr met
>>153436827blow gay "fans" are the worst. I remember that one on here who bought a shitty blow gays cap from a gas station or hardware store when they won the pennant then returned it after they lost kek he was posting all his memorabilia from 92 and 93 to prove he was a fan, only proving that he's on a fan when they win
>>153437154Dodgerkunโฆ this line of inquiry might not end well for you. Just saying.
>>153437047it's mrs. met actually, she's married
>back to arizona on a one year dealGallentine's Day came early!
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2022494818442830263/>Gallen ends up going back to Arizona
Top Remaining Free Agents (From MLBTR's Top 50 FAs):>1. Kyle Tucker - LAD $240M / 4yrs>2. Bo Bichette - NYM $126M / 3yrs>3. Dylan Cease - TOR $210M / 7yrs>4. Munetaka Murakami - CWS $34M / 2yrs>5. Alex Bregman - CHC $175M / 5yrs>6. Framber Valdez - DET $115M / 3yrs>7. Tatsuya Imai - HOU $63M / 3yrs>8. Cody Bellinger - NYY $162.5M / 5yrs>9. Kyle Schwarber - PHI $150M / 5yrs>10. Ranger Suarez - BOS $130M / 5yrs>11. Pete Alonso - BAL $155M / 5yrs>12. Josh Naylor - SEA $92.5M / 5yrs>13. Edwin Diaz - LAD $69M / 3yrs>14. Michael King - SDP $75M / 3yrs>15. Zac Gallen - ARI $22M / 1yr>16. Devin Williams - NYM $45M / 3yrs>17. Brandon Woodruff - MIL $22.05M / 1yr>18. Trent Grisham - NYY $22.05M / 1yr>19. Kazuma Okamoto - TOR $60M / 4yrs>20. Eugenio Suarez - CIN $15M / 1yr>21. Robert Suarez - ATL $45M / 3yrs>22. Shota Imanaga - CHC $22.05M / 1yr>23. Jorge Polanco - NYM $40M / 2yrs>24. Chris Bassitt - BAL $18.5M / 1yr>25. Merrill Kelly - ARI $40M / 2yrs>26. Brad Keller - PHI $22M / 2yrs27. Lucas Giolito>28. Ha-Seong Kim - ATL $20M / 1yr>29. J.T. Realmuto - PHI $45M / 3yrs>30. Ryan O'Hearn - PIT $29M / 2yrs>31. Harrison Bader - SFG $20.5M / 2yrs>32. Raisel Iglesias - ATL $16M / 1yr>33. Nick Martinez - TBR $13M / 1yr>34. Luis Arraez - SFG $12M / 1yr35. Zack Littell>36. Ryan Helsley - BAL $28M / 2yrs>37. Gleyber Torres - DET $22.05M / 1yr>38. Justin Verlander - DET $13M / 1yr>39. Cody Ponce - TOR $30M / 3yrs>40. Kyle Finnegan - DET $19M / 2yrs>41. Luke Weaver - NYM $22M / 2yrs>42. Tyler Rogers - TOR $37M / 3yrs>43. Seranthony Dominguez - CWS $20M / 2yrs>44. Pete Fairbanks - MIA $13M / 1yr>45. Gregory Soto - PIT $7.75M / 1yr>46. Emilio Pagan - CIN $20M / 2yrs>47. Tyler Mahle - SFG $10M / 1yr48. Max Scherzer>49. Victor Caratini - MIN $14M / 2yrs>50. Willi Castro - COL $12.8M / 2yrs
What if instead it was Sista Met and sheโs the big booty kween of queens who ainโt got no time for yo damn foolishness
>>153437200Honorable Mentions:>Miguel Andujar - SDP $4M / 1yr>Shawn Armstrong - CLE $5.5M / 1yr>Josh Bell - MIN $7M / 1yrWalker BuehlerGriffin CanningPatrick CorbinNestor Cortes>Lewin Diaz - SAM $1.5M / 1yr>Zach Eflin - BAL $10M / 1yr>Paul Goldschmidt - NYY $4M / 1yr>Foster Griffin - WAS $5.5M / 1yr>Austin Hays - CWS $6M / 1yrRhys Hoskins>Adrian Houser - SFG $22M / 2yrs>Danny Jansen - TEX $14.5M / 2yrs>Kenley Jansen - DET $11M / 1yr>Pierce Johnson - CIN $6.5M / 1yr>Anthony Kay - CWS $12M / 2yrs>Max Kepler - Suspended for 80 games>Tyler Kinley - ATL $4.25M / 1yrMichael KopechStarling Marte>Phil Maton - CHC $14.5M / 2yrs>Steven Matz - TBR $15M / 2yrs>Dustin May - STL $12.5M / 1yr>James McCann - ARI $2.75M / 1yr>Yoan Moncada - LAA $4M / 1yr>Jordan Montgomery - TEX $1.25M / 1yr>Cedric Mullins - TBR $7M / 1yr>Sean Newcomb - CWS $4.5M / 1yr>Marcell Ozuna - PIT $12M / 1yr>Drew Pomeranz - LAA $4M / 1yr>Jose Quintana - COL $6M / 1yr>Rob Refsnyder - SEA $6.25M / 1yr>David Robertson - Retired>Miguel Rojas - LAD $5.5M / 1yrDominic Smith>Michael Soroka - ARI $7.5M / 1yr>Sung Mun Song - SDP $15M / 4yrs>Tomoyuki Sugano - COL $5.1M / 1yr>Caleb Thielbar CHC $4.5M / 1yrJustin Wilson>Mike Yastrzemski - ATL $23M / 2yrs>Kirby Yates - LAA $5M / 1yr
>>153437200> 35. Zack Littellcome back as a long man. you know you want to
>>153437177>>153437185It's a Gallentines-eve miracle!
>>153437200>gioshittoperiod sux kek
>>153437177SNEKS WORLD SERIES INBOUND
>>153437301WE FINALLY GOT DAT GALLIE NEWS!!!
I was right about everything minus the player option
Galentines is a porno-sub genre of holiday-themed porn where women receive ejaculate on their face.
>>153437389go on...
>>153437387Yeah once it became clear that he wasnโt gonna sign a 2-3 year the diamondbacks were his only option
>>153437389Post webm
>>153437171not inquiring about anything, everything i said is fact.
Remember when Bob Nightengale said the Cubs would sign Gallen?
>>153437405Right but you guys are the clueless vtube newfag fan base soโฆ pacos in glass casas.
>>153437171He's a mariner or epsteinkees fan
>>153437412why would i remember that
is there an april fools one?
>>153437218>nestor corteso kekremember when poodres thought they won the trade deadline kek
I remember Spammy having a chubby for Gallen
steee RIKE
who /pingswing/ here
>>153437389This reads like Urban Dictionary
>>153437450This but itโs me and Sista Met
>>153437405blow gays kek
>>153437200$22.025 million to be more specific.Only 3 left.
>>153437423I guess I better dig up my old gibson and hershiser posters and baseball cards to prove I'm a fan kek
>>153437497kek
good luck, al east
>>153437506they already know
>>153437506speaking of, I used to have picrel on my wall. can't remember where I got it, I think it came out of a Beckett magazine. look how scared those pitcher are lol do you think he killed them later?
Point and laugh at whoever signed MJ Melendez
>>153437516they thought they had it in the bag kek
>>153437506Montana Bear Paws lifelong
>>153437506gaybearpaws
all teh pepe are belong to us
>>153437855you have no chance to survive make your time
>>153437857
the funky muncy
>>153437994>2 club options in 3 yearswhy can't the doyerpacos be loyal to him?
>>153437200Lucas GiolitoZack Littell Max ScherzerWalker BuehlerGriffin CanningPatrick CorbinNestor CortesRhys HoskinsMichael KopechStarling MarteDominic SmithJustin WIlsonare the only ones left. I wonder if Giolito and Scherzer are just gonna wait for pitchers to get injured. Kopech is surprising as well, but isn't he hurt or something?
Not /mlb/ but still baseball so I'll post here. Don't watch if you're squeamish about freaky injuries.https://x.com/11point7/status/2022515057117270302
>>153438133holy fuck what are the odds
>>153438133fug
>>153438133ouch!
>>153438133i stopped watching as soon as it showed him on the ground (am squeamish about broken bones)did he get his foot in a weird position on the bag or something?
>>153438193There's literally no reason for it. He just hops a little.
>>153438193no it's much worse than that
>>153438133I fractured my fibula and my ankle was never the same. Holy fuck, I hope he recovers from that but damn...his life is going to be absolutely awful for the next 3 months.
>>153438133I'm not watching that
>>153438133I am watching that
>>153437174Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score
>>153437080LOLmets posters exist anon
New York HandjobsToronto Blow JobsBaltimore Oral HolesTampa Gay for PayRed Cocks
>>153438385>not gloryholes4/10 see me after class
>>153438385these are horrible
Remember to drink your milk!
>>153438448christ on fire
>>153438133If you canโt round the bases and pimp a homer without doing whatever this is to your leg bone, just retire.
>>153438385Poo York StankeesTroonronto Blow GaysTampon Gay GaysBombston Red Sux
>>153438448I'm not watch that
My donation has been submitted, enjoy the hat sales Cashman.
this is the canonical list of /mlb/ team names>jankees/stankees>tardinals/gay louis >blow gays/blue jeets>pebbles>dbags/sneks>jints/vagiants>sewers/broors>doyers/doggie doos >gloryholes>gnats>barves>cusb>mest/FAGGets>resd>poodres>tloses/twinks>anaels>philthies>pierats>marlels>trashtros/asstros>rags>gAys>memeiners/marinerds>roylels>red sux/period sox>Gays>whos/whosox>losedians>tigays/detoilet
>>153438133fafo
>>153438486Wrong, thatโs the browncord lexicon of mental illness encyclopedia.
>>153438453There had to be a pre-existing injury here, right?Ankles and legs don't just break that easily????
>>153438486Mest and Mettie Jetties are canonical
>>153438486>>whos/whosoxNo one says this
>>153438486what did dullahan try to force? doylers and gnats for the Nationals or something?
>>153438501Itโs apart of their discord circlejerk, just hide it and report it.
>>153438491>>153438511most of the nicknames predates whenever you came here. every accusation is a confession, and I'll let you figure out what I mean by that, if you even have the intelligence
>>153438517>reposting same unfunny forced memes makes you stand out.probably because you lack any stimulation in your echo chamber.Back in the day you would get banned for being cringe.>le mootAh yes, the good old days when Epstein's co-conspirator was ruling this website, yeah.>Everyone started by lurking.Everyone started by finding someone willing to explain how things work.>community with like-minded people.that will soon need to be transported to a nursing home, full of fuggen zoomers.causing a spergout from a few millenials twice a year is something much different than seething about imaginary kids on the internet in every other baseball thread.>We are full, but we will still proceed to cry how our oldtroon things are dyingyeah...
Cheers to this yearโs divisional winner of the AL West, the Houston Astros (at 70% health). I foresee them going far in the playoffs
>>153438551he didn't say that
I guess that answers the question if he has the intelligence. Oh well, shame. Let them eat cake
>>153421143Doggies do what they want!
>>153438551
>>153438580>I can't handle being a miserable faggot with erectile dysfunction that someone dared to criticize, so don't bother quoting me, thanks.
>>153438551*dangles keys in front of your face*who is my brave aryan soldier?
>>153438588my oh my what a force to be reckoned with!
>>153438588I donโt have ED. Wanna feel it? lolโฆ.
>>153437994If it were up to me Munc would never have to buy a drink for himself in LA again.
>>153438588>I can't handle being a miserable faggotEvery accusation is a confession
>>153438624>Seagey too easyVictim of DEI
>he doesn't have erectile dysfunctionLMAOOOOOO
Did y'all see Chris Sale say he won't challenge umpires this season? You better boy, especially if they miss. We need to win the east his year>>153438617I do
Just came on my stomach. No Iโm not cleaning it up. AMA.Baseball teams/players for this feel btw?
ed bros rise up
>>153438683Ed bro reporting for duty
>>153438681Every team but the Expos because the Expos are the chads that get the girls
>>153438624Muncy's now at 16 dingers btw
>buckbroken by the cordcriedddddddddddddddddd
>>153438681how does it feel to shoot lil poofter loads?if you were blowing big loads youd know that jizzing on your stomach entails a massive risk of giving yourself a facial
>>153438699https://vocaroo.com/1a9lKnatgLYN
what happened to that pitcher the jays drafted that used to hang out with king von
>>153438699My sperm count hasnโt been that low in months. I stopped eating junk food and I start leaking like โ04 Corolla.
>>153438699anyone who's never spritzed himself wasn't doing it right
>>153438708I found him
>>153438708That little dumb white kid is probably somewhere selling rocks instead of making millions because people have 0 discipline lol.
>>153438724he missed all of last season after getting TJ. I guess we'll see how he does, will probably be up this year
Had delicious oysters from the outer sound with dinner. Thanks Mariners nation, and keep โem coming.
>>153438734Puget* god damn autocorrect has truly fucked my ass
>>153438743the best oysters I ever had were in seattle and I'm an oyster freak
>>153438730No he wonโt. Bet your life savings on it.
Letting my balls swim in a semen, shit, and sweat soup. DrenchedโฆBaseball players/teams for this feel?
>>153438753You didn't even know where he was when you said this >>153438724 and you're just doubling down. Fuck off
>>153438749I fucking love oysters and sparkling wine like you would not believe brothaaaaa
>>153438749Bostonโs got the best ones.t. Red Sox Chad
>>153438707that sounds familiar
>>153438777idk why but I just like west coast oysters more, I feel like they have a higher hit rate. But with taste its all subjective anyway
>>153438777Shuck this bivalve!!
>>153438777DIG DIS CLAM!
>>153438777Sautรฉ this mussel!!
>>153438777Wallop this scallop!!
>>153438777shave his belly with a rusty razor!
CocklesKek!
>>153438777blue points are consistently good here on the east coast, and they're from long island so I guess that one goes to the Mets>t. phillies phan
For me, it's clam chowder in a sourdough bread bowl.
>>153439069MANHATTAN DIS CHOWDAH
I don't like seafood
>>153439069the face / head / eyes / ears look so much like my dog except she's a golden
>>153439131more raynkees fish for the rest of us
>>153439131I only like raw seafood dishes, not a huge fan of anything cooked.
>>153439131I'm a meat and potatoes kind of guy
>>153439213I baked some halibut the other night and it was a big hit.
>>153439246forgot image
>>153439131juvenile opinion, not even a "take." get the oysters on the half-shell. get the tuna tartare. get the hand made sushi roll, not that crap at the grocery store. get calamari. get clams casino and mussels fra diavolo. get the scallop risotto. get the salmon filet, the salmon steak, the salmon en croute, the salmon meatballs with the salmon skin crisp just get salmon. get a halibut. get a dover sole. maybe don't get trout, it can be pretty strong. get a bucket of snow crab claws. stone crab claws. King crab claws, then crack the apron, open the top shell and dig out the rest of the meat from behind the face plate. pick out the live lobster in the tank, maybe it has the biggest claws, or the shiniest shell, or a gleam of yearning for something more in its eyestalks, then tie your napkin around your neck like a bib and ask for an extra side of melted butter and let the waiter know you brought your own cracker from home.
we are less than 3 weeks away from WBC
>>153439417nta that anon but I always thought seafood was food from the sea. Like freshwater fish wouldn't count. I'm a fool.
it's all over now
>>153439440oh god..... I am JONESING for baybaw>>153439532*screen swirls***battle music starts**
>>153439601 I try my best not to wish time away but let's just say I wouldn't be that upset if I woke up and tomorrow was March 6th.
>>153439417
>>153439684I'll settle for February 20th.
>>153439872Was just wankin 2 this scene
you ever be laying in bed trying to get to sleep and you think of a good post to make and decide you'll post it tomorrow but then you forget what it was the next day?couldn't be me.
Which player is a real bummer?
that funky muncy
Which player has an ass like a runaway freight train?
the wretched little imp David Samson sat down for like 10 hours of the "Who Killed the Montreal Expos" documentary and didnt realize he was one of the villains until one of the final days of shooting. You learn pretty quickly in life that success has nothing to do with intelligence or skill or creating any sort of "value" sometimes a silver spoon is all it takes. Like David Samson, or the A's owner
>>153436669Next to me is a baseball from a Charlotte Knights game from 2007, it reminds me of my dad cause it was one of the last things we got to do together and i miss him everytime baseball season starts.
>>153442186Same reason I keep a sack of used men's underwear
Some day, the sack will be permanently sealed, encased within itself. A terrarium of my father's memory.
>>153442355This
My dad played catch with me one time. I was seven or eight. He taught me how to catch a real baseball by throwing it at my face and mocking me when I moved my body to the side. Shortly after I learned to catch without flinching, he went inside to watch tv. I don't miss him.
>>153443037Dam & he still didn't piss the crybaby outta ya. Lesson not learned I 'sposeSorry dad......
>>153443085I don't begrudge you buttercups missing your fathers. It's an alien notion to me is.
>page 6ohnonono gm
>>153443393U ain't brite
>>153439417Negroni status?
I genuinely have no enthusiasm for my Phillies. The front office has unironically given up after the horrific 2023 NLCS collapse and subsequent failure to sign Yamamoto. They've only gotten older, slower, and fatter with each subsequent day. For someone that happily watched every single game of the 2015-2017 Phillies, I might balk on this season entirely. Thankfully I have my 76er->Sold their only depth guard in an obvious buy now momentWell I have the Fly->They're the FlyersI wonder what traffic looks like if you rapidly approach it from above
>>153445761Well yeah, that's the core you signed with Harper, Caste, Schwarber. Even a guy like Alec Bohm. A bunch of all-or-nothing, HR or bust, feast or famine guys. They do well every regular season because most 3-4-5-6 starters don't have the stuff to deal with that lineup. But in the post season, where you're only facing #1s, #2's, really good #3's, and a bunch of 95+ from the bullpen, it's much harder for them to succeed.
>>153445761You need some busty feminine guys to stuff.
>>153445761Phillies need SP, CF, bullpen arms, better D, and more power. They'll improve, but wait a few offseasons + deadlines.
>>153445914yesโฆ YES!!
Early nu just to fuck with browncord
>>153445392I'm smart enough to know I know less about the world than you think you know which tells me your opinion will never matter
>>153446328Shit retards say lmao
Poodres!
>>153419817They are just very mid. The rest of teams in there division have gotten a lot better on paper. Seems like Steinbrenners and Cashman are absolutely commited to making Judge into Mike Trout 2.0 and the Yanks into Angels East
>>153446418welcome to the toilet bowl
>>153446451Yankees have few weak spots except SS & C. Other teams HAD to upgrade or they'd stay last in AL East for another decade while NYY makes playoffs every year. Stop the nonsense.
>>153446383not my problem you know I'm him
>>153446561I'm a girl though
2 tu nu
>>153446584fuck my ass
>>153438690Lol @ the white supremisist crusader tattoo.
>>153438551>>Everyone started by lurking.>Everyone started by finding someone willing to explain how things work.lolWhat the fuck?You are most definitely new
Padres got my guy Griffin Canning
Browncord connectin dotz on my azz
Make nu browncord
>>153446755fag was here last season making the same kind of posts
nu tho>>153447174>>153447174
