Valentine's edition>>153458987>>153458987
>1980
>>153462733>yfw no hockey mom gf to breed elite prospects
My USA (:
soon
i miss non /pol/ /hoc/
>>153462763then be the change you want to be in this genny
>>153462742With my luck they would come out with my personality
I feel like if you spend months or even a year pretending to be gay and attracted to Connor Bedard eventually you just gaslight yourself into being gay. Not speaking from experience heh
>>153462742Would you push your children to become offencemen? Would you tolerate goalie offspring or, even, a brood of defencemen?
I never got an answer I was happy with. Do you guys think Germany is going to lie down tomorrow or are they going to give it everything they've got
>>153462813Retard
>>153462810i was just shitpostingnot a fuckin chance my kids go pro hockeyits a cult in canadajust for your 10 year old kid to be at the right place, not even performingyou have to put so much money and time into itthe only good thing is of your kid is actually good at hockey they can get into prestigious schools for free
remember thomas vanek?
>>153462882Yeah
>>153462882austria's own
>>153462882garth snow got what he wanted
>>153462801it happens *shrugs*
>>153462801God I really hate fags
>>153462763I miss non liberal shit hole canada. Now its just a bunch of angry fags.
>>153462970
>>153462813>never got an answer I was happy with. Do you guys think Germany is going to lie down tomorrow or are they going to give it everything they've gotGood. And you're not going to. You're going to have to have that stuck in your Head all day now until the games over. Haha
>up 5-1>breaks your leg>stick taps ice as you're stretchered off
>>153463000Very Canada
>>153463032u jelly? :^)
>>153462980Yeah but half your country openly supports pedophiles and elected one
1993 btw
>>153462882Got to watch him play junior hockey and at UofM. What a wild (heh) player to see on the ice.
USA vs Canada on Man and Female Finals.
>>153463049>yeah, butkwab>electedThat was 6 years ago now, and it was fraud no matter how much they want to cope about it.
>>153463063Yeah USA wins both
>>153463063The only canadian females I've seen fully naked are august ames and emma hix, and I gotta say, I'm not overly impressed...
>>153463073RIP august
>>153463065you went from a nigger to a pedophile to a senile old guy and then back to a pedophile again and now you're gonna elect a guy that looks like this and bred that and created those
>>153463077>(You)kek. you are SO fucking mad and seething about 'murica. Have another moulson you raped bitch.
>>153463077Will crush you , your little shit cuntry anytime we want
>open TikTok up>the first video is some shitlib whore seething at the tkachuks and even said they said that women shouldn’t use hockey players nicknamesFucking lol
>>153463077Nah we'll get gavin newsom who looks like an 1990s movie evil hockey coach and probably is one
im a gary goyin a gary leaguelife in ice rinksis for nice twinks!
>>153463097>1990s movie evil hockey coach
>>153463093take a chill pill brah, don't let 1 guy on an internet forum make you want to kill millions of people. let's talk about hockey, hockey rules!
reminder that the brits applauded the murderer of a hockey player only because he has melanin in his genetics.
>>153463144yeah that was a real head-scratcher. and not only applauded but a standing ovation
>>153463024he's a pest
>>153463144I think I loathe the UK more than Canada
>>153463177why is he pointing at his benis?
>>153463193there are a number of potential punishments that caesarpepe might have in mind
Are the games going to start to be televised nationally now
Why dont you google it instead of asking here and getting called a fuckin retard
Is the US even going to try very hard against Germany? Think they will just play soft and save themselves for more important games
>>153463237They have been
>>153463237>You can watch Olympic hockey in the USA on TV through NBC, USA Network, and CNBC
>>153463271No one likes you you idiot
>>153463273Why the fuck do you keep asking this you retard? How fucking far do you think Germany will go anyways?
>>153463273Yeah they arent winning gold if they do that
>>153463273i'm sure they'll take their foot of the gas if they have a comfortable 3 or 4 goal lead
>>153463278Retard
>>153463278kek
putting a cheeky fiver down on latvia
>>153463285>i'm sure they'll take their foot of the gas if they have a comfortable 3 or 4 goal leadAnd NOT go break a fellow players legs?
>>153462792Why did Celebrini get invited. Butt not Bedarded?
>>153463279what? you've never played soft to save yourself for later?
>>153462872yeah and yo have to start elite shit so early.by 14 any coach, and most parents, can tell if your kid started at age 5 or at age 6.and you're up against families with rinks in their backyards and/or artificial skating surfaces in their basementsand all the travellingthen the academy schools, etc etcmore travellingthen billetingetc etc etcbrutal and exhaustingpilled
>>153463339I think it's because Bedard couldn't keep up his scoring pace that he had at the start of the season. That injury really screwed him over
>>153463077Sun Tzu: Be like water.Vance: yeah! I'll be like oil!
>>153463339He missed 13 games
>>153463338I haven't seen enough of Wilson play to know if he does this a lot, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was intentional, BUT I can't see why he would do it unless he just hates Fiala for whatever reason. Still no excuse of course.
>>153463353i started baseball at 4 without a glovei basically could sleepwalk and not practice and was always the best player.. but there was no system here in this shithole, so my skill ended up useless
>>153463382Just wtf man there's like 10 seconds left
>>153463414>so my skill ended up uselessi bet you can throw a rock at somebody very accurately and very hardthat's not a bad skill to have anon
>>153463417It makes me think the didn't want to injure him, but who knows. Of course I'm biased and am also not very familiar with Wilson's play, but given the circumstances it just doesn't add up to him doing anything other than an awkward check that went sideways
>>153463414even by 6-8 years old the kids that are good enough to make it to the big leagues are noticeably ahead of the "average" kid. it's a mentality you have to develop almost as soon as you walk. there is almost no chance of making it unless you were dedicated by 5 years old.
>>153463454What makes you think that is so different from hockey prospect kids growing up here
>>153463382>>153463434He's been suspended 6 times for injuring or attempting to injure, and has been the center of various controversies about why he was let off the hook without a suspension,
>>153463474Well in that case it was probably deliberate and he should face Gary's judgement
>>153463474>He's been suspended 6 times for injuring or attempting to injure, and has been the center of various controversiesHoly fck just send that guy back to canada already and ban him from the nhl
What's the next game and how much longer
>>153463427>>153463454true... i just fuckin hate it was all thrown awaywhat a god damn waste
>>1534635193 hours and 5 minutes from now
>>153463471because in america the ncaa system waits until the kid has graduated high school first, here kids are already being scouted by junior teams by 13-14 years old. if you aren't keeping up with this speedrun and still playing midget by 15 there is no chance you are making it to the pros.
I think Germany are going to win tomorrow. IF they try. Big if....
>>153463531Who's everyone going for and why?I'm going for swiss because I feel bad canada killed one of their players
>>153463538Retard
>>153463559wouldn't be half bad if Swiss take this one, the seething doomerism from Czechians alone would be worth it
Swiss and Czechia have the 5th and 4th most NHLers on their roster out of the 12 teams
Someone said it's very likely Finland will face either the Swiss or Czechs in the quarters.
>>153463382How did Tom Wilson even make the Olympic team? I always think of him as just a goon I know he gets goals and assists sometimes. But I didn't think it was enough.Also that guy got stretched off the ice for... THAT? For barely a collision?
>>153463499I find it hard to imagine his teammates are in favour of his poor character
>>153463584Retard
>>153463285>gas>germanybruh. too soon.
>>153463626And more specifically the winner of that game tonight. Latvia is also possible if Switzerland and Czechia have a tie.
>>153463631While they probably don't approve they probably think it's just part of the game and I think most professional athletes are pieces of shit
>>153463559I'm going for the Swiss because I like swiss cheese and chocolate, and I don't think "czechia" should be a real country. Germany needs to go full sudentland on them again, but they are faggot cucks now, so they won't.
im going for me because i like me
Happy birthday jagr you old fart
>gayman>oettinbitch>hellashitThere really were not ANY other better options for goalies? Shit, Billy G. You don't HAVE to pick NHL players...there has to be a NCAA goalie that is better than those cocksuckers.
why did slovakia finish ahead of sweden if head 2 head and goal differential is the main tie breaker?
>>153463698Sweden lost to Slovakia silly goose.
>>153463712Retard
>>153463719They did. Retard.
>>153463683Trey Augustine might legit be betterBut Stevie Y is sabotaging us by keeping him in college
>>153463628maybe they felt they needed a couple guys available for when a tkachuk inevitably tries to be a turbofaggot again.
>>153463730>Kenneth James "Trey" Augustine IIIThe trey is a nod to the III, right?
>>153463725You have the reading comprehension of a 12 year old if you think that's why I'm calling you a retard. Retard
>>153463741You think I'm referring to the olympics while I'm referring to my most recent International Team bracket challenge in NHL25 that's why I am calling (You) are retard. Retarded retard.
>>153463740Who cares you fag?
real retard hours apparently
>>153463698 I guess coz there was a three way tie and all three teams won the same amount of points against each other they used GD from the games in which those three teams played each other. It actually seems fair imho
>>153463698Stop asking retarded questions it was a three way tie where Slovakia had the best goal difference in the games between the three countries.
>>153463758ur mum lel
Gavin Mckenna is the most astroturfed little faggot
>>153463628>For barely a collisionkeep an eye on Fiala's left skate and see how once Wilson lands on it, it would cause his leg to crunch real bad at an angle that was not made for bending
watching the replay, sanderson needs to be deported to fucking Ghana or something. How the fuck this cocksucker made it on the team is amazing.
>>153463845in his first game back the home team was chanting "go to jail! go to jail!" jej
>>153463847LA Kings fans will be seething about that one once they remember their shithole city has a hockey team.
>>153463858I can't wait to see him slip out of the top 4Will be more kino than Shane Wight
>>153463858He should. He openly and consciously assaulted another person just because some words were, likely justifiably, directed at his, likely a whore, mother.
>>153463872>Shane Wight*stares angrily and like a autist at the montreal draft team*
>>153463859I don't live in LA the city, like the actual city which is an absolute shit hole but I do live in the region. I'm a Kings fan and pretty upset. Fiala is a pleasure to watch. Great skater and seemed to make the correct play nearly every time. Also I just want to say most Kings fans are affluent and tend to live in the best parts of SoCal along the coast. I'll take those places over any place outside California
>>153463905I see Wright play against my AHL team still til this season. What happened with the guy? He doesn't even seem like he's really trying half the time and nothing he does makes him stand out
>>153463911neat. anyways.
>>153463884You just know he'll embarrass himself too. Leafs have been sucking farts out of his ass for so long he thinks he is god. You can't name a single "exceptional status" kid that isn't a douchebag or an empty husk like Bedard
>>153463921just like the scouts who put slaf ahead of him said he has stone hands a poormans bo horvat really
>>153463921he's scored 5 or 6 goals in the past 10ish games, he knows he's on the block so he's likely trying to get out of the shit franchise known as the kraken. He'll go somewhere playoff-bound, be a 3/4C and tear it up.
why the fuck is pokemon the intermission sponsor for the NBC broadcast? What in the ever-loving-fuck?
>>153463972Nintendo promoting the upcoming game
>>153463980USA/Japan (canada) gold medal?
Some people in this thread are legitimately dumb.
>>153463911I lived in the LA for awhile. This is all true of course.
think it's safe to say after sweden has been radio silent about their loss to their arch rival they arent a respectable hockey nation anymore.
jesus christ...team USA is FULL of jews. Holy shit.
>>153464167they may yet have their revenge
>>153464071Thank you for your bravery in being the voice of those people. You are so brave.
I can't sleep /hoc/ and its 3am. What the hell. I got blueballed by my wife and not even cranking one out has helped
euro olympic hours are gay as fuck not even going to bother waking up at 7am on a sunday for hokkei
>>153464261>blueballed by my wifeon valentine's toosounds like a miserable cuck marriage
>>153463911Thanks for Faber bro
>>153464303She misjudged how tired she was and showed zero interest in banging. Add that to the double red i donated on wednesday and my penis just couldn't get it done.traitor>sounds like a miserable cuck marriagenah, and did you just throw in cuck because everyone else says it?
>>153464446>zero interest in banging...and?
>>153464446>nah, and did you just throw in cuck because everyone else says it?nah, just that most marriages are these daysoh well, eating high grade chocolate sounds better anywayu did get high grade euro chocolate didn't u?
>>153464497Shit, I'm not even "in a relationship" and I bought some today since it was on clearance.
>>153464515based choco enjoyer
Pretty sure I like Injustice 2 over MK11. I'm gonna give it a bit more time but MK11 doesn't feel right. Injustice 2 is much more fun to play.
>>153463677No one likes you idiot
>get one reply the 1st time you said it>gonna say it 100 times a day now
How much longer until faceoff I not sure how much longer I can stay up
>>153464875i like me
>>15346496223 minutes
Anyone going to watch the game. I'm going to sleep instead
>>153465166i am
Svycarsko dog walks Kekia
>>153465250i'm seeing lots of "guaranteed win" posts from the fans
>>15346533897% of hockey fans are borderline retarded
LETS GO REFS
American hours in /hoc/ brings out the worst of the world.
>>153465353the players aren't the sharpest tools in the shed either, lsiten to how pastrnak speaks sometimes
i feel like that lonesome glove on the ice
>2 min pp>1 shot
I hate these commentators absolutely gooning when we play
why are we so shit???
>>153465559Zaruba is annoying cunt who stopped being funny 20 years ago
the hot mic is funny
>>153465569doesn't help his brain is rotting away and he can barely talk anymore
We're not looking good.
>>153465688Is anyone besides Fiala out? I heard something about a player with concussion yesterday.
>Czechnya beating the gold medal candidatewhat gives?
>>153465698Glauser and Malgin are out today. Maybe they'll be back.
Nice pass Necas
no fighting is pretty gay
where is everyone?
>>153465876
>>153465876dead
>>153465876/hoc/ is a sex-havers genny
>>153465876No winland no watch
>>153465876Shit teams
Pizzabros I hope you're okay
>>153465876first you should ask yourself where are all the people you knew were where last
Just watched some of yesterday's games on a proxy so that I could use CBC Gem.Thanks for being such pushovers, Canada.
>>153465973np bro
>>153465876Western Hemisphere breh
>>153466070western hemi = bestern hemi
>>153465876shit games
>>153465876just woke up
LETS GO SWISS!!!!!!!!!
idk bros, looks like swiss are playing so shit right now, even we could beat them
>>153466221Im hoping for tie games
This game fucking SUCKS, what are both of them doing
>>153466221I think we've been broken4 WC silver medals and never a gold they look like they lost hope
>>153466269Neither of the guys seem to even want to be there
>>153466269Plenty of time left, hit them hard start of third and you got this
Holy shit we cant score
i have to pee really badly bros
>empty net>palsternakka couldnt finish
pasta...
Pastarnak not so fast
>pasta
MEDPACK
ITS A GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>tie gameits over
KWAB
hahaha
LMAO perfect goal for the quality of play shown
czechia scores, but there is nuance
scaaaaaaaaaaar
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
WATCHBROSBANKBROSARMYKNIFEBROS
LuckpuckMountain slavs still exposed as fraudulent though
So we will play with czechia yes I cant wait to be bullied by my czech collegues
These guys should calm down, its just a hockey game.
>Flashscore shows the dot with BIG CHANCE for Czechia>Switzerland scoresThe fuck
>>153466377Don't get ahead of yourself
holy shit the swiss lead
HAHAHAHAHA BASED
HAHAHAHAHAHAKWABCZIAAJ TAK SME MAJSTRI
TIMO TIME BABY
AND ANOTHER ONE
HAHAHA
je konec...
it was 1-0
ITS A GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!! Czech, you need to start playing or I will lose my one euro bet for tie game
pepiks pls... just win...
TOBLERONEBROSYODELBROSCANTONBROS
wow i will scrap my skoda if they lose
sup doodsare we winnin
Let's go Swiss!
>>153466437we are winning 1:2
look at these guys
>>153466437No. Pastarnak missed an empty net, it would have been 2:0 for cze if he scored there. 2:1 swiss right now.
>>153466438>Let's go Swiss!>Posts picture of Dostal
>>153466446based, I bet €500 on our win
>>153463667>but they are faggot cucks now, so they won't.They won't because there's no distinct german population there anymore. They either emmigrated back to german territory or assimilated after the war.
>>153466437mladý I have bad news...
Americans CANNOT suffer
>>153466449do pičééééééééébye to my 500 eur
things we suck today>cock>balls>monkey assthat's my analysis of this game so far
>>153466459never bet on your teamalways bet on your opponent, that way youre never disappointed regardless of the outcome
I suspect another three way tie in pointsWe lose to denmark then lat den and ger all at 3 points
necas would drive me fucking crazy if he was the most important forward on my team
You're not hating Cheatnada enough
>>153466467>EmmigratedNice euphemism
reminder none of these games even count yet
>>153466477>20% weight loss per yearso in 5 year i lose 100% of my weight?
>>153466481Nobody believes you
>>153466488>never bet on your teamIt's not my team, I only follow the Tour de France.
>>153466503and you'd still be fat
>>153466496
>>153466501Yes. Practice.
Wtf is going on with our guys this year
>>153466503Compounded.
>>153466501ending up 2nd vs 3rd in your group makes a big difference in whom you play next, we are basically fighting to avoid you and canada
>>153466503>20% weight loss per year>so in 5 year i lose 100% of my weight?north USA education
>>153466540When was the last time cze were actually the favorites when playing switzerland? Probably more than 15 years ago.
>>153466561we are still mentally stuck in early 2000s when switzerland didn't matter
Fiala completely fucking the Kings over a Skoda Cup gane that meant nothing
the swiss ARE 3rd in the rankings
kwab
i still call it chuckleslovakia
>>153466595im not buying that hes french. not nearly brown enough
>>153466597I did the thing where you laugh quietly through your nose a few times
the coverage isn't resuming bros
>>153466631rip
>>153466631Its already over you guys won
and we're back
Slovak are schizoposting that the loser here will get us after the qualifying round and thats why czechs are playing like shit
>and here we have Roman Josi alongside teammates Parthian Mosi and Seleucid Rosi
and we're black
>>153466718loser here won't get through the qualifying round
>>153466718We are just trash and wont be getting to QF
>>153466718i still dont know how it works, i read an article that said its either germoney/latvia or switzerland/czechia against us in quarters
>>153466718the loser in this match will get either USA or Canada in the quarters so it's important for both of them to win if they want a chance to get into semis
i dont like 2026, take me back to when tj oshie had blonde hair
>the swiss are wearing panthers jerseys with a cross stitched over the panther
Please note that this isnt final result but current, after today we get final result who plays against who in Qualification play-offshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_hockey_at_the_2026_Winter_Olympics_%E2%80%93_Men%27s_tournament#Ranking_after_preliminary_round
tye gayme
Medpackbros.....
medpackbros...
YES CZECH!!!!!! NOW KEEP THIS AND GO OVERTIME!!!!!! I WANT THAT FOUR EUROS!!!!!!!!
swiss sistas we got too cocky
well it looks like we got ourselves a HOCKEY GAME!
I just solded my Victorinox knife
lmao what a game
WE ARE SO BACK MEDPACKBROS
uhh porn bros????
>>153466871nevermind we're back
swiss what are you doing plz stop
Yeah?
pius suter the human booger
PIUS YEEEEEEEEESS
2:2 czechia
he just stole the puck
>>153466595...at the handshake line?
czech bros… we got too cocky
>>153466899now what are you going to use as a toothpick?
NAbros why is European fan atmosphere so much better than ours?
3:2 switzerland
>jagr wigsebin
look for chechnya to get pucks on the net here. they want the equalizer to tie the score at 3
LETS GO CZECH!!! YOU CAN DO THIS!!! JUST ONE GOAL!!!!!
czechs are hungry, hungry like the wolf
>>153467105lol, no>>153467119lol, no
>>153467119not anymore, just finished two burgers
>>153466973Slavs lost, but would have won with more luck
POWERPLAY GOAL INCOMING!!!!!
We cannot make 3 passes.
>>153467163pics???
Was that really a penalty
PP goal incoming
what is your favorite czech beer?
penulty
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ack?
>>153467235Dive
>no goal
oh man that would have been kino
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWHAT WHAT??HAHAHHAHAAH
>>153467229Bakalar
fix is in
HOWEVER
nice cameltoe you idiot
No goal, fuck youPastarnak fucked everything up againWorst player on ice today
no goal
I mean Pasta skater right into his head
pasta so ass
Someone check the Swiss gold reserves after this game
>goalie interference, no goal>no penalty though :-)lmao these refs
>empty goal
IT'S OVER
MARTY NECAS THE CLUTCHMASTER
SCAAAAARRR
>>1534673233:3 :D
EBIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANOTHER NAGANOCZECHNYA WINS 3:3
O SHID
looooooool
what a goal
neutralbros????
ROBUSSY
Something something puck don’t lie
NOW HOLD!!!!!!!!
3:3 czechia
>>153467358It is illegal to write on the flag
>>153467358CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK
>>153467391GET PROGRAMMED GET PROGRAMMED GET PROGRAMMED GET PROGRAMMED
>>153467358>snap, that goes into my based collection
>>153467388what are you going to do, narc?
Kino third period
lady's and gentleman we are headed to overttime
FUCK, because its OT that means we will play the winner of this instead of some shitter like germany
Epic game, fun to watch, now Cze will win on overtime
is there a gary point in the olympics i forget
>>153467441We are the shitter like Germany
>>153467441yup
>>153467441>shitter Germanythey have better team than us, retard
even in the olympics, gary makes ot a slurper
>>153467459>better team than usthats gonna be everyone in the quarters, retardhowever theyre shitter than czechia or swiss
>czechi4
Finally.
SWISSBROS
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
KUKAN FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSOT WINNER
>>153467451>now Cze will win on overtime
Good game Swiss, well played
Based fuck hockey negrs
congrats swiss
what a fucking anticlimactic end
>>1534675203v3 overtime is ass
kek it was all for nothing
CHOVANEC DEMISI
i'm gonna eat some swiss cheese to celebrate
anybody else see her boobs bounce up and down?
so we get the Swiss now? we're fucked bruv
>>153467520yeah 3vs3 overtime is shit
>>153467536yes
my stream hiccuped at a bad time so no slo-mo4:3 switzerland
Have these games been better than previous Olympics? Most games quite enjoyable so far
>>153467548nice, good eye anon
why is Czech so shit recently? we used to lose 5:0 to them a decade ago and now its always a close game
So say Canada/Denmark/US all win today what do the next matchups look like? Who plays who?
>>153467563well the previous olympics were covid time olympics soo....
So Finland will play Latvia in the quarters (if Latvia beats Denmark)?
>>153467588you are becoming good, playing eurohockeytour has helped
>>153467599let me ask the ai for you
>>153467536https://litter.catbox.moe/wy6qes5ga70xn7nr.webm
>>153467667
>>153467604No
>>153467723shut up
>>153467388>It is illegal to write on the flagburn all czech flags in milano
>>153467736I answered his question, greaseball
>>153467723That's what everyone is saying on the Finnish forums though. Finland will face the second best group 2nd which will be Latvia if you beat Denmark in regulation (and make it to quarters later).
>>153467756I said no because the step to quarter finalWon't be easy
I wasn’t aware Oetter and Brady Tkachuk are longtime friends and former teammates. Seems like a strange combination.
Hockey without russians is lame as fuck
>>153467815Cze and svk are close enough to russian
>puccia mentionedi'm out see you guys tomorrow gl in the quarters
>>153467815Kind of this is like cheating Also fuck Russians
Also is it time to kick all Russian players out of the NHL
>>153467773It will be against Italy though XD But sure I don't mind a rematch against Italy if Latvia loses to them lol.
>>153467850reddit tier post
>>153467873Ovechkin larps as western. He gets called alex instead of sasha.
>>153467880russian tier pretending they would suddenly be competitive when they in 2014 they lost to unbelievably shitty Finnish team full of euroshitters + grandpa Selänne.
>>153467879Too many assumptions there. Denmark is more likely to win today in my estimation. Then there's a 3 way tie and silly calculations again where we end up 4th probably.
>>153467815i honestly forgot they even exist
>>153467500>KukanDean Kukan (born 8 July 1993) is a Swiss professional ice hockey defenceman for the ZSC Lions of the National League (NL). He is of Czech descent.[1]
>>153467922Your "country" is an unironic buffer state to make sure Russia is kept at bay
>>153467441ggwe are going home, it was nice run
>>153467815>wanting to watch subhumans playyikes, isnt watching canada play enough for you?
>>153468011I have nothing but the utmost respect for the sheer quantity of russians the fins left dead and bleeding in the snows of Karelia.
>>153468011the fatshit is wounded by the truth
Prediction time! Will we have any upsets today?
>>153468023Playing against russians is personal which makes it fun
>>153468023Hockey needs a bad guy. It's not as fun shattering swissmen like glass when they only kinda deserve it.
>>153468169If they allow russians in the 2028 world cup then we should make one team and smash their heads in
>>153468011Your "country" is a judeo-masonic corporation and at best "an idea" like your masters Jewlon Musk and pajeet oligarchs say.
The protagonist team plays in an hour :)
>>153468284>judeo-masonic corporationI couldn't have said this any better
>>153468463france will lead after first round, canadians have been drinking
>>153468463sadly i will be asleepcheer for celebrini for me
>>153468463slovakia?
>>153468485>celebriniTraitor how about no
I hope Canada loses to France
Who do we gotta play to qualify now?
>>153468561USA or Canada I’m guessing
>>153468531We all do but not going to happen
>>153468561USA most likely
>>153468561Denmank first, then USA
>>153468620for helvede!
>>153468561ourselves
>>153468531>1980
>>153468023>yikes, isnt watching canada play enough for you?yes well they cheat more than russians did
>>153468256>Hockey needs a bad guy.tom wilson is my hero
Remember when Sid and a bunch of other chelers got mumps after getting the vaxx for it?
Have you filled yours out? There's still time.
>>153468531Placing a $1000 bet on this scenario
>>153468883He only performs well under pressure
Yeah Pasta is washed
>>153468906>Placing a $1000 bet on this scenarioeven americans cant be this stupideven the basketball fans
>>153468933>Yeah Pasta is washedwashed cookedsaucedchomped
>>153468933He’s on pace for 110 points in the chel
>>153468936There’s always a chance no matter how small that all of canadas goalies happen to have explosive diarrhea and bubble guts today. Theres nothing wrong about having some hope.
>>153468946jen
What should Tom Wilson do to the Frenchies?
>the Canuck women's team is gonna make into to the championship just to get swacled by the US girlies......AGAIN
Is this globohomo IIHF faggotry still on and are you fags tired of asspounding each other yet?
>>153469119ok, how you know?
Any Olympic Canada players Should never be allowed on an American NHL team ever again
Today I feel /DRUK/
I am ready for the live execution of Macron’s France.
>>153469150that would be awesome
>>153467873NOOOOONOT MY HECKIN OVECHKIRINO
I like Czechia and Slovakia
>>153467873okay dominik hasek
>>153469262
so is everyone still terrified for the living conditions of our NHL HEROES or are you pretending you weren't clutching your pearls months ago and sounding like bitches?
>>153469342Can Mackinnon live without his private chef?
>>153469296Who doesnt
Otter has not played yet for USA. I hope USA dont win shit. This is disrespectful.
>>153469361Your fans are electric versus finland :)
>>153469372after swayman's performance last night, otter has a good shot at playing
france is winningscreencap this
>>153469408no way in hell
that kuemper would get the start today
This boytoy gets 3 assists today
is my rat playing today?
>>153469339You gotta admit. This photo has Aura
If >we don't win by double digits just annex us.
>grok how many of these hoc IIHF enjoyers have been facefucked today?>Statistically on hoc the gays are prevalent. But if the IIHF is on the agenda, you can safely say that those fags have had cock down their throat today. So, 100%.
which team do people from quebec root for
LETS GO FRANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153469437you have to beat 62 SOG
why is jon cooper is letting marner catch up to mcdavid in points
>>153469461suzuki et texier
>>153469404They just hate the Stars. Robertson isn’t there because recent performance doesn’t matter but Swayman starts over otter because he’s done better recently (even tho Swayman can’t win shit in the playoffs) it’s just comical. Laughable even.
France upsets numerals confirm
what part of france are you guys from
>>153469502Nice
>still 0-0
>>153469500interesting
Wow, a French sports team that has no African mercenaries.
4 minutes without a goal vs france. Canada is washed.
>>153469500Alexa play La Marseillaise
Mcdoofus looking extra sluggish
>>153469502omaha
>>153469500um, leafbros...
The ref is literally lurking around the french players to shield them from the check lmao
>>153469513Hockey has a financial barrier of entry so it filters out the undesirables.
>>153469500
they need to let mackinnon play more. he has energy.
>>153469502brittany
i wanna see binner get mindraped
jarvis sure is swarthy. shouldnt he be playing for spain or italy
>>153469502a multicultural paradise called paris
I've seen enough. This will be a france shutout win. Smart money's on 3-0.
>>153469502Michigan (aka New France)
cheaters starting to buzz around and pepper shots
France makes Canada look like Latvia
Canada needs to get their drink on, they are clearly hangover
Marchand out again
Today, I am French
Makar's an anchor on offense and pylon on defense what the fuck does he do
doug jarvis is better then seth jarvis
refs not even hiding it
>live betting doesn't even allow you to bet on the winnerlmao, it's all just +- 7.5 goals and stuff like that
not good. not good.
fixing it this early, the Canadian refs have no shame. Absolutely disgraceful.
>>153469571same. want some of my baguette?
If Canada lets in more than 1 goal I will consider it a loss against the frogs. One of the best rosters in history, it better be a 12-0 blowout or something.
>>153469548He's getting another shutout though.
>>153469571Mais oui
i just looked deep into celebrini's eyes
What happened to that ref’s fingers
>>153469546What if latvia wins normally and germany wins 11:0?
>>153469408Gary wills it
>ahhh reffies help us It’s FRANCE. This is what I’m saying Canada is not looking as dominant when you consider how reliant they’ve been on PPs this tourney
>MacKinnon
>sid cosby and mcdonald cannot pp against france
>>153469630Could actually happen if Swayman goes back in
>francethey mean quebec right?
>Canadian refs trying to rig it for CanadaImagine my shock
>celebrini>nothing to celebrate
>Can’t score on the PP against FranceYikes
boooooo
TOM WILSON
BUT!!!!!!
WILSON BUUUUUUUUUUUTKILLIN GUYS ABD PUTTIN EM AWAY
Canadians have started drinking, its over
spiritual score is still 0-0 since france is owed a powerplay
>Nate spreading the Avies PP disease to Canada.
These shitters are not beating Slovakia
hahahaahah
BUUUUUUUUUUUT
UHHHH BROS?
Wilson haters? Also >Binington
yjk Gary seething as he doesn't get a cut from any of the Olympic jersey sales
>giving up a goal to FranceC'est fini.
leafbros...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH KWABNADA
Today i feel French
>BESTEST ROSTER IN HISTORY
PULL HIM
HELLO?????????
ET LE BUTTTTTT
GAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE RAPED
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>binnington
Hahha oh no how could that happen
>>153469760>>153469760>>153469760NEW
ALLEZ LES BLEUS
kek lmao
ITS SO OVER
France France France
parayko is only on this team because doug armstrong is gm
NICE GOAL FRANCE, NICE GOALHOWEVER
what just happened? did i have a stroke? it was 1-0 just a minute ago
>>153469610You’re honestly right, we’re losers
>>153469800Happy little accidents…Just like me…
>>153468878I do, it ran through >my teams lockerroom, was quite strange. I guess thats what you get when turbotards undermine herd immunity
>>153469502
France is getting fucking raped, this is just sad to watch
