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Tom Wilson Edition
Previous >>153462733
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le tu
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fuck the cucks!
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boooooooo
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>>153469760
>Letting France score on you
The absolute state of Canada
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>he hit the under
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Sacrebleu
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Oh no no no no no.
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>>153469760
>sheesh
haaha remember those days?
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merde
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They broke the seal
Expect 5 goals before intermission
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Noooooooooooooooo, this is not fair!
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>cleberating goals against a special needs team
a new low for canada
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It was nice while it lasted France
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my nigga Toews!
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is CBC's audio fucked or is it just me
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>b1nnington
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> Toews
Amazing he's still playing for the Olympic team
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H O W E V E R
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>garbage line bailing out mcdavids retardedness
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>not playing with helmet

canada breaking the rules as always, what else is new
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>tfw can't even post my "making fun of canada" post because by the time I've finally gotten through this fucking captcha canada has already scored again
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where is my rat? :(
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>>153469812
not that toews
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>>153469841
seethe more swedecuck lmao!
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what would the best nhl team possible look like?
no salary cap restrictions obv
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My Avies :) Toews!!
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>>153469846
>getting filtered by the captcha
kwab
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>>153469862
canadian forwards, mostly american defensemen, russian goaltending
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>>153469847
Seconding this, where is my rat?
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>>153469862
This team with otter in net and hughes D
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>>153469847
Injured, resting for the elimination games
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MARNER SCAAAAAAAR
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> Suzuki
I didnt even know he played hockey, plus I thought he'd be way too old to make Team Canada
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>>153469847
He went to go get some cheese and recover
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>>153469887
he'll win gold again :)
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>>153469862
it would look like real hockey again
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>>153469875
Add Kucherov in there
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Oh jack michaels how i miss you my friend
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>>153469904
What are you talking about, he was born in 99, he's only like 27
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>>153469904
This is a different Suzuki of Japanese descent.
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>>153469908
Italy has fine cheese
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>>153469921
possibly
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>>153469937
go on
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>2026 Ice Hockey
>Canada 2-1 France
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>>153469961
Remember when you guys spanked the Swedes
That was funny
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> Bennington
I thought he was in a band khs
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why didn’t they just let the Russians play as independents? This whole tournament feels like an * without them.
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I'm literally an incel lmao

wish i were having sex right now
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Let’s go France!!!!
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A head coach like jay woodcroft would have us scoring 5 goals a period
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does canada not have any better goalies or does binnington have dirt on someone up there
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>>153469995
sex sounds pretty great
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LETS GO FROGS!
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>>153469904
Is this supposed to be an Ichiro joke or something
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DO THE BEARCAT
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>>153469961
I’m sorry for the shameful display
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I don’t think Canada or USA look as good as expected. The only team that has undeniable chemistry is Finland.
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>>153469998
and allowing 6
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Skinner wouldnt have let France score a goal
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>>153470026
didn't think they'd smash Sweden as easily as they did. hope they can build from there.
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France should pull the goalie if they want to win this
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>>153470012
Binnington became a meme after four nations OT even though he was shit in the tournament beforehand. Hopefully we don't play him in any elimination games.
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>>153470026
How did their first game go again?
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who is Wilson going to maim today?
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> Jarvis
He's aged well from his baby beauty competition days as the bad boy
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No! Binnington MUST start you don't understand!
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>>153470050
what have you done for me lately
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I still don't understand why France has a team
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>>153470051
Texier
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>>153470052
what the fuck gay meaning are we supposed to divine from this strange post
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>>153470050
They’ve improved hand over fist with each game and you’re not seeing that with US or Canada that’s the point I’m making. As it stands Finland is the least disjointed.
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There is no real reason to play. They cant be stopped.
or give the gold to canada, send them home, and let the others play for silver and bronze
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>shit sharner
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>>153470026
Canada and USA literally dont even need chemistry. Wtf are you talking about.
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HAHAHAHAHA Vegass choking under the tiniest amount of pressure
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>>153470026
Canada doesn't look 100% but they have enough talent to drag the team on their back to a medal game anyways
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My gf just called me the Mitch Marner of having sex ;)
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> Wilson
Oh the Barenaked Ladies song guy. They're my fav band and tbey did the song to my fav show.
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>>153470085
You do eventually
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>>153470096
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Marner is shit.
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>>153470082
I still believe
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>McPasstonomansland
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>only up 1 vs a team from Uber eats league 3 in France

Grim
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#punished
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with Barkov we would have won against slovenia thoughever
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the exact moment mcdavid became washed
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>>153469995
I'm 28 and a khhv. I might be gay thought
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DeBoer is an assistant coach for team Canada so they’re gonna choke it up confirmed
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>>153470112
>dead rubber game
if you didn't bet on France +5.5, you're a poopstink, sample is.
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Why wont canuks just shoot?
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I thought Canada wanted the #1 seed
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>>153470103
In the finals when its Can v USA and yhe winner gets a medal with a queen fashion model on it with giant asterisk representing how Russia wasn't allowed to play becausr Europeans (and Canadians) are cheaters
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POWER PLAY!
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Suzubitch on the powerplay what could go wrong
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>>153470130
I don't know, I was told they are good at ice hockey
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>france's captain is brown
pottery
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McDavid can't even score against France
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>>153470130
They’re trying to be fancy and I don’t know why.
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oh but when canada looks wobbly early against a shit opponent the europeans have jack shit to say on the matter, alright i see how this goes
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baguette bros...
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MARK GEOLOGY SCAAAAR
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How is this shit even close?
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STONE SHORTY
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when your pp has a break inbetween you should get +10 seconds
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BREAKAWAY GOAL
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>french goaltending
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letting slow old man Stone score a shorty, grim
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>>153470166
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>>153470174
If you weren't watching the game I could see thinking that
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I’m sorry frogs, not looking pretty. Gonna play vidya games till WE play
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You know I’m something of a geologist myself.
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a smile might be good binner
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I disagreed when Stone was first picked but i am now apologising
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Ridiculous lol.
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one of the french players went to merrimack college :)
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Eating a sausage McMuffin and I forgot how delicious these are
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MacKinnon is a fraud. Speed merchant.
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Poor goalie looked like he was in utter disbelief
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>getting scored on by France
kwab 1993.
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>>153470192
you're right I just popped in to bait, tata and farewell
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fossilfuck somehow skated faster than mcghostvid i don't get it
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>>153470214
evil ingurland
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>>153470215
sounds like a dream
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>>153470214
Based
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>>153470082
Everyone is hyping up the US team like they will beat Canada this time but the 2010 teams were far more equally matched. Bill Guerin fucked up hard this time. They won't outlast the most stacked forward core ever put together for 60 minutes
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> Stone
I had no idea that the South Park guy even played hockey, or that he was even Canadian! Makes sense!
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>>153470233
JT Miller is bringing in the vibes
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>>153470233
You’re going to jinx it.
Stop that.
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those end of the period goals are always brutal
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>>153470233
Yesterday the US showed they are shit as fuck. I hate russia with passion but there is literally no point in having a gold medal game without them, you will win anyway
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Love me Tommy, simple as.
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>mark STONE
nobody poke him when we're playing sweden I dont want the seethe
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> Lindros
Back when Olympics hockey wasnt a gay meme game.
Some of us remember
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>>153470233
team cucknadia is full of hacks. Billy G's 3rd line is going to ASS FUCK mackbitch and cindy.
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>>153470260
True but Russia has a history of collapsing hard against Canada when its best on best too overall
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WOULD
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>>153470237
just wait until you hear about the little hat he wore as child...
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I'm starting to think Canada maybe it's too much to handle.
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>>153470294
That's their mom
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>>153470294
imagine the amount of shit in her drawers lmao
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>Tom yells out whenever he slams into someone
Imagine being a Frenchman and hearing that coming for you
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>>153470294
She probably plays hockey too, and could crush my face with our thighs when she's sitting on it.
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too many ladys on these olympic panels
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>>153470215
We're too poor now to be good at anything besides hockey
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>2 retarded women that lose to 13 year old boys teams and pretend they have anything of value to say while nhl players sit there and say nothing on the panel

i hate canada so fucking much its unreal. men arent even allowed to comment on womens hockey, but tv required to have the niggers of gender everywhere and all look like fat fucking cows.
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>>153470321
I was sitting with my family and even the women among them said there are too many women on the panel.
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>>153470319
they're used to it. frenchmen are very...fluid we'll say.
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>>153469904
Nick Suzuki came to my prom.
He was alright.
His wife wasn't too bright back then.
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Crosby will whip them back in line on timeout and end this with 15-1
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>protecting the rat
How did he get hurt?
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friedman and bieksa should not even be smelling olympics air. 3 time gold medalist jeniffer boterill should be headcasting this snoozefest
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>>153470215
> Brazil
700 athletes are Americans with dual citizenship that play for other countries because they weren't good enough to make Team USA.
Just like "your" faggot snowboarder who pissed Fuck Ice.
Canada at least trains its own athletes.
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>>153470321
we have Henke
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>>153470357
Oh, his name is Nick. Did you meet his dad David?
Also, did you fuck his wife? Is that why she's stupid?
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>>153470371
>Fuck Ice.
he slip and fall earlier that day or something?
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>>153470380
My Lunqvist :)
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>>153470366
he's ancient. he gets hurt getting out of bed.
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>>153470380
> Hank
He's literally naturally Gigachad meme
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>>153470397
We actually had a decent anti illegal program, I don’t get all this ICE controversy when you’re just protecting your national security
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mcdavid has no hunger he's holding back celebrini right now and i fear the reaction from sharks fans
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>>153470380
how the hell was lundqvist a goalie hes so handsome and normal while goalies are always weird freaks. he must have some sort of deranged sexual fetish like feet or something
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>>153470380
Who’s that twink in the middle?
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>>153470321
Canada production is women panelists, either through CBC or Bell media.
The commercials are all cuckmercials because the only entities that can afford ads in Canada are government, banks, and Bell media. Alcohol ads are banned here basically.
Its all feminized horse shit
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>>153470426
Libfarts feel the need to protect "victims of oppression", when the powers that be are trying to replace them with knuckle draggers who will give them votes and not ask questions
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>*ruins your olympic program*
Why'd he do it? Is it true he defunded the men just like he debanked all those truckers for not taking the clotshot?
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>>153470452
his twin brother changed him
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>>153470426
They need to pop a few hundred more, you ask me. Then maybe they'll start to understand this isn't a video game.
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C'mon Frenchies score some facking goals this 2nd period!
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>>153470423
Guy in the middle is a total manlet in comparison to Henke and the guy on the left who is 6ft7 or something ridicoulus. Very funny when they are not seated.
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What would don cherry say at this intermission?
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>>153470453
travis barker
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this black lady cant even speak properly and they have her hosting the Olympics
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>>153470426
Canada hasnt deported anyone since 2004
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>>153470461
Don't forget every other commercial is some online gambling app.
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>>153470482
something that someone hasn't said about PK in a few years, but we've all been dying to hear again.
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>>153470479
Thats why he is overcompensating with the bespoke, shiny, jacket with fancy buttons
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>>153470482
He would be talking about Tom Wilson and how he is a beauty
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>>153470493
And that’s a tragedy
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>>153470487
>>153470487
you dont want chip on your dip? that explains why the guy won gold while losing by like 2 seconds in that moguls run.
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>>153470452
The man was the God of Manhattan for the majority of his life, that sort of luxury is going to leave its mark.
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cbc gem broadcast is giving me schizophrenia im scared
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>>153470487
aye, it’s true
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>>153470452
he wasn't autistic enough to be elite
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>>153470553
Would you say CBC GEM is coal?
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Why does the American feed have a brit commentating the game?
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>>153470494
Thats going to be banned soon.
This is a tale as old as time
Every country with government media likr the CBC, eventually regulates out all advertising to the private competitors so that they too become dependent on government funding, and eventually fold.
Our private media already gets government "subsidies" for "canadian content".
Gambling will be the next advertiser banned.
There is no private media in Canada anymore.
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>>153470426
The blonde lesbo was impeding the arrest of a someone who raped an under 18
Imagine that being your sister/daughter/ etc and people are calling her a hero
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>>153470571
They know Americans don't care about hoc
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>>153470553
Never take your meds.
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I have a brisket flat that's been smoking for 5 hours and is now wrapped up and getting tender. going to be delicious in about 6 hours. Just in time for 3rd period hockey.
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>>153470581
I pray that weed and gambling are banned soon
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> Doughty
I havent heard of him since that song "It's Not Ovvverrrr!"
Good to see he's doing okay
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>>153470594
>The blonde lesbo
what hockey position would she play?
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>>153470638
You dont understand the problem because you don't have the government in control of your media landscape (you have problems with Js and so on doing that, but still)
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>>153470571
>oh surely american just doesn't know accents hue hue
>open stream
what the actual fuck
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>>153470453
You don't know LEGENDARY 1999 #33 predators draftee Jonas Andersson??
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>>153470636
isn't that a jewishpipo thing
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>>153470704
no, I slather mine in bacon grease and scream anti-jew slander while I'm doing it. My neighbors think I am strange.
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>>153470380
Washington Capital's legend, Henrik Lundqvist.
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This game is boring as hell
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Canada trying to pass the puck into the net
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>Celebrini does all the work
>McDavid fans on the puck
Scratch that bum already.
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I didnt shower for 8 days now and my balls are itchy
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heh rip Bozon
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Mcwastingpotential
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RAT
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>tfw no frens to go to hockey games with
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>>153470571
I’m starting to realize why brits are so miserable if this is the kind of commentary they get during sports
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>>153470704
you watch big bang theory and are retarded. its just expensive cut canadians cant even afford anymore. its smoked in texas all the time and not some exotic food.
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> eh mes amis, have bonne jeux against Les Canadiens LNH superstars eh? Just try best
> IOC Euros clutching their hands smiling
Why are they like this?
This game shouldn't even be played, but Europoors are so desperate to make money
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are the French resisting good? can't watch
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We win 15:0 today and steal the spot in the qf from finns
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Mcdavid in his game 7 form already
#LetsGoOilers
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>>153470830
Yeah, this isn't far off the average PL game commentary
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>>153470845
Better than Italy
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>>153470829
is that oshie and the sedin sisters?
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>>153470798
You have fungi there possibly. Not a good thing to have.
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Celebrini is a cute twink
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why does brad look like he's in a dystopian sci-fi movie waiting to inherit his father's cybernetics corporation
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Nice PP lmao
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>>153470798
lmao you are now like Rajdeep
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>>153470840
Goal difference matters. Number 1 of the 12 is either canada of the usa. Likely canada though.
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you just know this nigga marchand is shitposting somewhere
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>>153470700
>Easton Z-Bubble
Best twig ever made
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I DESPISE Canadians.
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>>153470931
Half the teams in the competition and no NHL players.
Now you have good old fashioned Olympic hockey instead of these gay meme games
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>>153470912
he's sad :(
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canadians are simply not autistic enough to go for 11:0
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>>153470937
marchand's twitter was too based for this world
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fucking ghost post hit sounds every game
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Postage stamp
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just not ready
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>>153471013
what's funny about it?
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I hate how coop is trusting cale makar so much
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>poopooki
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>>153471013
The mutt fantasies never cease
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>*ping*
>WHAT A SAVE
Dumb announcer
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Mackinnon is going to scream at Hagel for hitting the post
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is canada even trying
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>>153470912
>>153470984
He needs some latvian nipples to cheer himself up
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>>153471037
The rape and beer part mostly.
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>>153471049
goalies have to manually activate the magnets retard
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>>153471049
>I think the netminder JUST managed to get his stick in that way of that shot
>Puck deflected off a defender 30 feet from the paint
It's a trend, the commentators can't see the puck either and are just winging it.
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You don’t understand we need to set up for certain guys to score in a pretty way instead of just taking shots.
It’s paramount to our strategy
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>>153471049
cuthbert has brain damage and cant even finish a sentence. play will go down the other end and hes still fumbling over words with 5 second pause every 2 words.
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>>153471049
He was just praising the goal post for doing it's job. chill.
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First time binnington has had to make a move all period but we're still scoreless this period
Weird game
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>>153471067
They have an over/under bet to win
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>>153471066
Worse than that, look what he did to Marchand
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We beat Canada handedly desu
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>>153471115
gotta hit those prediction markets
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>>153471096
When is the next time they'll go against actual competition where they can't just get by with doing drill larping
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Why won’t McFaggot shoot the puck?
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>>153471049
cbc loves having senile 80 year old commentators
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>only 3-1
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>>153471126
Only allowed to eat chickpea pasta until the Olympics are over
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>>153471068
why is he so zesty?
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>>153471127
The forgot the single in single handedly
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>>153471144
No they dont. They used to.
Now they like big gay Als and lesbians
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Binnington has been getting too cute with it and it’s gonna bite him
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Canada vs France chants be like:
जाओ टीम जाओ!!!!!

هيا يا فريق! هيا يا فريق!
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>Fr4nce
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>>153471147
so cruel
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fucking finally
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>>153471047
>mutt
tftp, give lukas raymond my condolences on the loss.
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>>153471145
>only 4-1
Grim
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> LETHAL
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>Canadian refs
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>cant score even but can score on PPs even if they're against us
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>chinese guy in the stands celebrating
lel
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IT WAS 1-1
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canadawinslol
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it may be over
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c'est l'over
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>>153471190
He's more canadian than you
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>>153471182
It was a stupid penalty for the guy to take. Horvat wasn’t going to beat his d pair to the puck.
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SARRRRR!!! WE SCARRRRRR!!!!!
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Ever wonder why you never see any of the womens' hockey players' husbands in the stands cheering?
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>>153471209
exactly.
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JFC I am never giving Frenchies the benefit of the doubt again; they are non aggressive CHEESE EATING SUREENDER MONKEYS
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Is that even a penalty?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV5V_VJJ_es
remember this?
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How the fuck is it only 4-1. This is supposed to be arguably the greatest Canadian team ever. Are they just sandbagging it since it's just seeding?
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Crosby with another point (:
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>Sidney Crosby bakes for his teammates
downright peculiar…
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>>153471222
their husbands usually play at the same time
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>>153471226
Why the fuck would you? Retard
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>>153471176
your posts are the ravings of a mongrel, what else is there to say?
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>>153471222
There were showcasing one yesterday for the American team he was holding their baby too!
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>>153471222
>dykepuck
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Wilson baka
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>>153471222
>husbands
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>>153471222
Scissoring queens have wives not husbands.
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>>153471254
Was he black?
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>>153471222
>womens' hockey players' husbands in the stands cheering?
reminds me of the ol' reimer/cuthbert moment.
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>>153471222
The last US game all they did was show one of the husbands in the crowd. It was worse than the NFL showing Taylor Swift.
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>>153471234
Yes…?
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>>153471241
how maternal
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>>153471241
he got that cake alright
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French hockey team is more French than any European soccer team
Why do euros like that africaball shit, again?
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>>153471271
Fighting over based Sean Avery
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>>153471251
>what else is there to say?
nothing, but keep your mouth open, I've got something for ya.
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>>153471296
Well uh… um… uh…
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>>153471296
We know why
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>>153471270
>Tf
>Tp
SAAAAAAAR
No apparently he played football at some point tho
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Slovakia is doing pretty good, that’s nice
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>>153471296
>Why do euros like that africaball shit, again?
because they are all now african
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>mcgodvid overworking makar and mackinnon so the avs get bounced 1st round
#LoyaltotheOil
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its hard to keep track of the puck
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>waving a Quebec flag when there isn't a single Quebec player on the roster
Jej
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>>153471296
40% of the babies born in France in 2020 had foreign parents. France will be majority non French in 15 years.
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>>153471358
>so
don't worry, they'll do it just fine on their own.
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>>153471296
More opportunity for racial banter
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>>153471358
I imagine everyone on the Canadian team fucking hating each other.
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>>153471347
So he was an athlete in his own right. I dont think I've ever seen a Canadian female hockey player with a man in my 40 years on earth. Not shown in the stands, commercials, never.
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Its like jazz
Look where the puck ISNT
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allowing france to score 1 on you is objectively worse than allowing denmark to score 3
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pretty gay they don't allow fighting in international hockey. its part of the game.
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Holy fuck that bald manlet
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>>153471385
But Crosby bakes for you like a mom if you’re on his team, surely that counts for something
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>>153471408
>chimping out is part of the game
This keeps some class
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>>153471408
but not very olympic
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>>153471366
No way that can’t be real
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>>153471403
yeah, keep talking like that bby, i'm sooooo close.
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>>153471403
another 10,000 somalians have permanently crossed into your border in the time it took you to write that.
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>>153471396
Honestly not wrong. Especially as 'OUR GAME' Canada. France is literally all just random goobers from European shit leagues like Liiga, SHL, etc.
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>>153471385
crosby and mackinnon are lovers
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>>153471424
It is part of the game.
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>>153471421
Him and Mack are the two exceptions. Crosby is on his way out the door with three cups and doesn't give a fuck anymore and Mack is young enough to just be happy to be there.
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>>153471427
tell that to the ancient greeks.
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>>153471424
I think its a good thing hickey is so expensive because it keeps the blacks out.
Imagine if basketball allowed bareknuckle fist fighting. They wouldnt be able to get through a game
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BENULTY SHOT
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If they keep playing this way I see Canada getting smacked in the face with a frying pan by Finland
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BENULTYYYYYYYY
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BBBBENULTY SHOT
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>white guy with asian girl
OH CANADA
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golazo
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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that was weak
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Kino
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This is rigged bullshit. How many PPs does Canada need to look less pathetic
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Our Macklin
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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3 GOALS FOR CELEBRINIIIIIIIII
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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CELEBRIMBOR

SUFFER ME NOOOOOOOOOOW
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bedard would have whiffed that
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Don Cherry would be talking next timr about how Italians are the best kind of Canadians because they score goals and show respect
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>>153471497
>y-yeah but
kwab
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canadians can't stop fucking cheating in these olympics huh?
that was the biggest dive one the planet
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I didnt even see the puck
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>>153471512
who?
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yanks really need to murder the jerries
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did you know if celebrini was italian, his name would be prounced celebrini?
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why would you not want Celenbrini to take his own penalty shot. this commentator is weird
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>IT WAS 1-1
15-1 ENDING.
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this is who's posting at you from behind that canadian flag
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>>153471517
Neither can the European French
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STOP THE COUNT!!!
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>>153471467
did they fight in other sports than wrestling/boxing?
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>>153471516
>that was the biggest dive one the planet
Really? Dallas should trade for him then.
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CELEBRINI :DDDD
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THAT'S BRUTAL

>>153471527
Cuthbert and the other schmuk are terrible.
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Jesus christ whos net is it?
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BACK 2 BACK
A
C
K

2

B
A
C
K
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>>153471522
except seider, he's cool
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Why does Nova Scotia produce the best hockey players?
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>>153471497
>believing schizo /pol/ babbling
NTA but you're a tard
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white flag has been raised
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My Crosby (:
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>>153469760
All these Canada fans in the stands freaking out over a goal, yeah your billion dollar team is better than a group of amateurs SMDH.
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The only way to defeat these guys is to put a bomb in their 5 star hotel
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>>153471532
the little boys probably put up a fight in the ass-rapings.
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Bedard on suicide watch
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The floodgates are open now
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>>153471527
They don't.
The announcer just wanted to show off that he brushed up on his Olympic rules book recently and knows obscure rules that never come into play
(Thr answer is if he was injured on the play though)
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>>153471546
There’s nothing else to do there
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Milk me longstyle
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almost killed the ref
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>2nd period shots
>Canada: 16
>France: 1
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>>153471530
He's Spanish Basque
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Bedsy won't even peak higher than mitchell marner
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Questions for the canadians here
Isnt this boring for you?
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>>153471585
Should've
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>>153471586
are you even trying if you don't take a shot more than once a minute
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>>153471586
grim
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France needs to just start attempting to injure.
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>>153471561
There's a secret Canadian tradition that the players who score get to select a Canadian fan to suck them off during the intermission if they score in the first or second periods.
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Someone has said it multiple times but these non-NHL teams get gassed halfway through the game without fail. The NHL conditioning is too strong against them, the only real games are going to be between Finland, Sweden, Canada, and America.
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>>153471595
canadians are feral animals who take sadistic pleasure in lopsided matchups
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mcdavid really sabotaged celbrini through the first 2 what an insecure bitch
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>>153471594
yeah he's a bust
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Any canada boomers remember satellite hotstove?
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>>153471595
A bit but even a boring hockey game is more interesting than all the other events rn
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>>153471612
They straight up could if they wanted to, we both know Crosby is pounding Bedard's bussy the entire intermission though.
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>>153471616
that was me, i was paraphrasing Herb Brooks.
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>>153471597
>Minnesota is rightful Somali clay.
want to guess where most of swedish diaspora is in the us?
>i-it's just a coincidence!!
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>>153471625
I'm old enough to remember that I wanted them to stop yapping and play hockey
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>>153471635
The Tkachuk sister literally can't attend the game versus Canada because of this tradition
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>>153471616
Sweden will lose to every team outside of like Latvia and Germany. Hallam is a retard and our team is either just as retarded or still injured.
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>>153471625
It sucked compared to Coach's Corner. It was so low energy by comparison.
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>>153471646
It has to be coaching because by all accounts the Swedish team should be in medal contention but they look like total shit.
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pucks to the net lets go
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finnish commentators just said that Cale makar is the best player in the world. even better than mcdavido
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>>153471635
bedard is old hat. now crosby loves celebrini
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I would love to stick my 5 inch penis in Cheryl pounder
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Can we get rid of the chicks and get Dreger and Gina Reda back please
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>>153471639
Based, we officially have an NHL team
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we can still recover baguette bros
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>>153471676
Big if true
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>>153471676
he's insanely good when he's performing, definitely one of the top 5 in the world
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>>153471676
Big finnish community in calgary
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Fuck you elmo
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Macklin Jellybeany
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>>153471616
Not a real tournament without Russia
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>>153471676
All that alcohol and cold, dark, desolation pickled their brains.
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>>153471732
I keep hearing this
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I can see Cheryl pounders cute belly. God I wish I was Elliot friedman now
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>>153471676
He's the best Defenseman. Did he say best player period?
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>>153471732
whatever you say
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>>153471732
Canada still clears, but you're right. IIHF and UCI needs to get their shit together and allow Russian participation again.
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>olympic hockey is just teams raping each other and just a waiting game for the real matches up to start (Canada, USA, Finland, and Sweden against each other)
Cringe, straight, lame, and boring tbqh
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>>153471732
Its true.
In 20 years when people Wikipedia it, there will be sentence in the opening paragraph that Russia didnt play.
And this generation will say, "oh well, Russia wasnt there for some stupid reason, so it wasnt a true gold"
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>>153471766
poutine rewarded perry prime bussy for his victory
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>>153471748
I don’t think he’s the best defensemen I think he’s a glorified forward.
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>>153471769
>Teams celebrating getting blown the fuck out but because they scored a single goal in the game it helps them with retarded IIHF seeding
It's so gay.
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SHE SHOOTS SHE SCORES
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>>153471773
russia wasn't going to win gold, but they would have made it interesting
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>>153471740
The whole argument about why other Olympics didn't matter was because MUH NHL due to not allowing the best players. How can you say this is Best on Best when the 2nd best country historically isn't even allowed?
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>>153471766
Oh yeah I dont think your team can be beaten, but Russian hockey is fun to watch when it works. I also miss Finland - Russia games.
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Any bros injecting some wegovy later?
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>>153471769
dangerously based and brave post
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>>153471769
Best is to just watch as long as there's potential for kollaps kino, turned this off at 3-1
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>>153471801
>2nd best country
This isn't 1980 anymore, grandpa.
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Remember when Jeff marek got fired because he was leaking draft picks or something? What a faggot lol
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>>153471801
Frankly I don't care about the Olympics, slav wars or countries that are pretending to be upset about slav wars
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>>153471795
No one knows that, and thats the point.
Its the definition of an asterisk on this entire thing.
But the Europoors of France and Italy discovered they coukd kick Russia from the Olympics they host and used it to try and get more medals.
Guaranteed the USA will allow them back for LA because they dont like asterisks and they dont fear the Russian bear
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>cheaty mccheaterson is winning
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>>153471732
Russia has never won an Olympic tournament where nhlers played
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>>153471825
Just like your last Olympic Gold.
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>Another game
>Another Olympic goal
HE'S TOO GOOD
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>>153471862
mirin' hard
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>>153471852
> won gold in 2028
> won silver in 2022
> Russia doesnt have a chance!?!
Fuck off with your retarded take
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>>153471852
They could win
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>>153471852
neither have you
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niggas will look at vasi and kuch then decide right there russia has an olympic caliber team without attempting to build the rest of the team
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>>153471813
nah. one of the slovaks yesterday convinced me to get t supplements
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I met Slaf today.
Why arent you in Milano, its really epic there are athelts everywhere.
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>>153471847
>Guaranteed the USA will allow them back for LA
Off topic garbage but I think you underestimate how much people don't like and fear Russia here. Are you in insider or some shit?
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holy crap we're good
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>>153471874
Erm no nhlers
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Anons who predicted 8-1 are looking too conservative
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Why doesn't McDavid just do that every time I dont get it
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McAutist!
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>>153471905
>holy crap we're good
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>fr7nce
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Why does Canada and Finland and Sweden get to play against shit teams?
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>>153471902
It has nothing to do with actual fear. Americans aren't prone to cheating like this by banning competitors because America is generally the best and wants to prove the point.
The Europeans are cheaters though, and can and do take every opportunity when it presents itself to make money and win medals.
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>>153471897
congrats slovak! I would have if I had the time/money since I love italian food but it's a hard period at work+expensive
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Why does McDavid so many points? 9 points? Why and how?
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>>153471917

>>153471769
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>>153471897
Brown hands
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>>153471874
>2028
How are things in the future
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kek the non English announcer sounds like Borat
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good lord McDavid is fast as fuck
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LE BUT
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>fr7nce
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>>153471935
2018 retard, keep up.
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>>153471934
>brown
seems more like an undead grey to me
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Trashington
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BINNININGS :DDD
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>it was 7-1
NO..... NO!!!!!
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2 goals on 8 shots
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Apologize, incels.

France will not lose by more than 5, SIMPLE AS
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>>153471930
Well yeah, Milano is close to my country, I paid 65 euros for the plane tickets lol.

>>153471934
Whiter than yours
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The come back starts now!
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comeback is on like donkey kong
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>binningt2n
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NOT SO FAST CANADA
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>>153471813
this is a jardiance general
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god binnington sucks
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> Bennington
He should have stayed suicided and with Linkin Park rather than try and take up Canadian ice hockey
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7-8 france wins calling it now
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>two goals on eight shots
Lmfao @ Canada
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So Czech has enough nhlers just to make a team but most of there players aren’t nhler. Why?
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Aren't there a bunch of Canadian-French players France can steal to their national team?
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>>153471955
BUDDY, you typed 2028
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Nice SV% there Binner
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>2 goals given up on 8 french(lol) shots
This is Canada's goalie?
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unironically who can stop this Canadian team? I don't believe anyone can, not even the US
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>>153471987
2028 doesnt even make sense stupid
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>>153472004
The US players are incredibly comfortable scoring on Binningshit.
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>>153472004
anyone who can expose binster
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>>153471981
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>>153472017
Why didn't they do that at 4 nations
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>>153472004
USA with Trump magic
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>>153471981
>2-2-2 goals
Lol. Pathetic.
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>>153472011
>hoc doesn't into jokes
No wonder you guys harp on about politics whenever the Americans play
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>>153472004
USA, Finland, Sweden who plays them first
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>>153472038
>>153472038
>>153472038
NEW
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>>153472026
haha that's our sway
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>>153472004
USA gonna booty blast these syrup chuggers
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>>153472031
Matthew Tkachuk got hurt
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>>153472031
Why haven't they beat us since the 80s?
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LMAO two goals on eight shots. This is Canadian goaltending. I remember when Canadian goaltending was the best
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>>153472004
I don't know why people are comparing the U.S. national team to the Canadian. Team USA has not won an olympic gold since 1980
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>>153472026
France scoring on Canada is much more impressive than Denmark scoring on USA. At least Denmark has Ehler.
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>>153471980
You jinxed it.
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>9-2
>9-2
>9-2
>9-2
>9-2
KWAB
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>try to kill the most insane man on the Canadian team
He will murder your bloodline if you keep him from hoc
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lol Wilson getting mogged
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>>153472402
If the score stands, the US has to beat Germany by 10 goals to get the 1 seed.
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>>153472041
>>153472068
Slovakia won your group. LOL!



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