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>Mit seinem Doppelpack für den FC Bayern gegen Werder Bremen (3:0) hat Harry Kane auch einen doppelten Meilenstein erreicht. Der 32 Jahre alte Engländer erzielte den 500. Treffer in seiner Profikarriere und verwandelte den 100. Elfmeter
woltemade is so fucking good this lad is absolutely wasted in england playing mongball for eddie mong
>>153463409
So dopa just inviting random podcasters as experts nowadays?
>Dosen vs Carclub>Autschburg vs Scheidenschleim >Monnem vs Energie >Spatzen vs Alemannia How is 1. literally mogged in every single way. How can one still be a bundescuck and not be ashamed of oneself? Oh right i forgot that its just a bunch of „eventies“ and customers. Except for Stuttgart, HSV, Eintracht, Gladbach, Köln and Dortmund obviously.
schalke brudiswie oft lässt der becker sich heute eindrehen?
Neuer out for three weeks againGoing to miss Eintracht and BVB
Its hilarious when you realize that the triple won‘t happen yet another time kek not even the Meisterschaft.
>T. becker auf rechts außenhmmmmmm ich frage mich wohl wie die Kieler strategie aussehen wird?? HMMM
damn you're rightSchalke is getting cooked on the right side
>>153463607NOHES GOODBAYERN SHOULD GIVE US 50M FOR HIM IN THE SUMMEROR 40MOR OR WE SHOULD GET A REFUND! YES A REFUND WE STILL HAVE THE RECEIPT
KARABOGAMAN
>spoilered by bundesughthe fate of edel watchersanyway. looking good so far schalke bros. more offensive action thant he whole hinrunde.
>>153466439>saarlandi wonder if theres an indian who lives there
kurucaboga
lass halt die hände weg du spastiker? dann gibts das tor auch keknaja der angriff lief natürlich(!) wieder über die rechte schalker seite.
>Kristensen hatte sich bereits in der 21. Minute verletzt, kam nach einer kurzen Behandlungspause aber zurück aufs Feld und schleppte sich noch in die Pause. Zum zweiten Durchgang wurde der Däne dann durch Nnamdi Collins ersetzt. "Seine Verletzung am linken Sprunggelenk macht weitere Untersuchungen erforderlich", schreibt die SGE weiter, es dürfte aber eine wochenlange Pause für den Rechtsverteidiger anstehen.
muss Karaman einfach mit dem 1. kontakt aufs tor bringenwarm nimmt der den ball überhaupt noch an?
>>153463409"mong", Bremi please..>first goal in 6 months>bremtard immediately whips out the proxy to shill Woltebitch again
>>153466883they won 3-0 thomust feel worth it
>>153463607why cant he gain weight? looks like hes straight outta auschwitz. needs to go jan koller mode
>becker raus ayhan rein45 minuten bis der mal nen geistesblitz hat
>>153467341yes yes >schalke needs more Muslims in the pitch
Good weekend for WestFC so far
was für ein KOMPLETT unnötiges foul von diesem spastiker schallenberg. was macht der vollidiot da? hirnkranker saboteur
they really shouldn't give pens when the fouled runs away from the goal or to the corner flaghurts the spirit of the game
die BETTELN um das 2:2unfassbar
wichtiger sieg schalkebrudisdie haben echt alles versucht es noch zu versauenverabscheue schallenberg für seine strunzdummen aktionen so sehr
>Klose-Sohn Noah feiert Profidebüt für 1860 München
>all these horrendous southern dialects in the olympics coverageargh, absolutely ruins even the cutest females
>Der FC Bayern München muss einen Ausfall von Kapitän Manuel Neuer im möglicherweise vorentscheidenden Titelduell mit Verfolger BVB einkalkulieren. Der 39 Jahre alte Torhüter hat zwei Wochen vor dem Klassiker in Dortmund beim Auswärtssieg in Bremen (3:0) einen Muskelfaserriss in der linken Wade erlitten
>>153468424GuMo >>153466096
unc hasn't played a full season since 20/21
>>153468424inb4 they rush him back for the klassiker and he makes a fatal mistake their
Urbig is better anyway
>>153468418>Getting filtered by this
Damn i love ösi chicks and females with southern dialects like you wouldnt believe. After all i am from there myself. Pfälzisch takes the award for cutest though.
>>153468541>fatal mistakeAh, good times
>>153468711was an absolute relief to hear a based northern like Klingbeil interviewed just now. finally someone who knows how to speak German
someone has a link grazer x salszburg
why aren't the Avgsbvrg fans wearing togas?
>0:0Blundershitga classic right here
>bestbundes aufsteigerboth fighting for Europe>worstbundes absteigerboth battling relegation
Ugh ngl bros, dont have much confidence in the boys today
di Salvo spotted
why do they always forget lesson #1 des Abstiegskampf?go for the 3 points
can both teams just bidde ferlassen?
>Sirlord and Christian Joewew
based Zwayer
>>153469946he thinks we can't see him >>153467004
>Ibrahimobitch
mongo man you are so fucking autistically schizophrenic that you created a fake Brit false flag persona and now you’re trying to pretend that that is some sort of win?
>n-n-n-ooo you didnt ertapp me auf frischer tat again... uhhhh i-i-ts you ACKSHUALLY
if Lukas Nmecha keeps scoring like this he might unironically be the best option for Germany as a striker at the world cup
>>153470217>acknowledging the existence of worst /bundes/ posterNGMI
Harderinho
>>153470526did he hurt you?
>Gulatschi
Amoura is such a shitter, unbelievable...
another comfy 0:0who wants to see matches decided before the last possible moment really?
>>153471622Amoura since the 24/25 Hinrunde
>>153470497grim
>>153471806na, he’s unironically a good to great striker, the only proper one apart from permaded (and finished) Lücke and Kleindienstjust got fucked by injuries
CHADMOURA
Gulasci hätte den gehabt
I take it back
bvllbros ... swimming ...
SHINE BRIGHT LIKE DIAMOND
hope they checked Grabara for concussion too and not just the broken face bones
>svanberg
>>153472756schwanzberg
Based Gruda. Cool finish
>watching plastic clubs while Team D gets another medal
>watching losers that can't even beat 5 million people norway
>>153473171I stand corrected, another TWO meddals
>>153473300any golds?
>>153473561no
winter sports just don't move me brother
>>153473797muzzie scum detected
>>153474490sweden is partaking, france as well. are you per chance ratarded?
>>153474490they've been showing ski jumping for the last hour now, its so boring give me bow shooting over this
>>153474751bro there are like more than six simultaneous livestreams for different disciplines, are you per chance retarded?
>>153475339they always show THE highlight on their live TV channel.. so the other 5 must be even boringer
>they>their
200% based i guess
>>153474607and yet there are no muzzies at the Winter Olympics. crazy huh
>>153469946Schimmer and Pieringer could be brothers
>>153481233Schimmer vs WAFburg
>Heidenheim statistisch so gut wie abgestiegenGood
>>153467092hard to gain muscle only eating tofu as your protein source while doing cardio everydayhe's a very big guy, he even framemogged Haaland recently
>Über die sozialen Netzwerke teilten die Schwarz-Gelben offiziell mit: „Personal-Update vor dem Champions-League-Heimspiel gegen Atalanta: Nico Schlotterbeck (muskuläre Probleme) und Niklas Süle (Oberschenkelverletzung) fehlen beim Abschlusstraining und stehen für die morgige Partie nicht zur Verfügung.“Bvb bros..
RückrundenMelody kommt von hinten..
>>153463146 I'll be at the haching gayme on 20.03 if any of you søycücks wanna chill
>>153487173defense won't be the problem against an italian team
>>153466439Baden-Württemberg wtf?
>>153463146>german women
>>153489740huh? she looks perfectly fine you mongo
bremtard aka gilf hunter??
>grandma looks like a perfectly normal grandma>somehow this triggers HIV mong
>>153467092Based. Meat is murder. Just watch any doc at a factory farm.
nah I didnt make the >german women post at all tho
>>153466439>picchat is this real?
>/bundead/
GuMo
>Uli Hoeneß will als Konsequenz aus dem zähen Vertragspoker um Innenverteidiger Dayot Upamecano die Macht der Berater künftig beschneiden. Die Verantwortlichen des FC Bayern werden es sich „nicht mehr gefallen lassen, dass Berater allein bestimmen, wie es läuft. Ihr Beitrag steht zunehmend in keinem Verhältnis mehr zur Honorierung, die aufgerufen und am Ende auch oft gezahlt wird“, sagte der 74-Jährige im „Bild“-Interview. „Wir werden verstärkt Nein sagen und diesen Wahnsinn nicht mitmachen.“
BVB BROS TODAY IS THE DAY
>>153500462thinking Dortmund wins + Guirassi scores?
>>153500832they've literally one defender left standing tho
>>153500462the day to get rekt by Italian farmers?
>>153500940They dont have Lookman anymore though
>Pavlovic jetzt Maschinovic
>>153500974>Bayern were interested in Lookman but went for Jackson instead Crazy when you think about it considering how incredibly useless Jackson is
>>153501191I fear the only way to get rid of that last bit of belly fat in order to get a full six-pack is to stop drinking alcohol, right?
>>153501191Tuchel would have told him to stay lean
>>153500415>Spielervermittler Jörg Neblung hat die Kritik von Bayern-Patron Uli Hoeneß an Beratern gekontert und als „platt“ sowie „heillosen Populismus“ bezeichnet. „Die Bayern werden immer zornig, wenn sie ihren Willen nicht kriegen. Es wird ja regelmäßig auf die Berater geschimpft. Upamecano kriegt in diesem Fall aber gefühlt nichts ab, obwohl er letztendlich die Entscheidung trifft. Das ist das Lächerliche. Wir haben keine Prokura“, sagte Neblung der „Deutschen Presse-Agentur“.
>>153501191AAAAAAAA
>>153501601>talking to the Deutsche Propaganda Agenturthat's all you need to know about this man
>>153501289Lookman is more of a winger than a striker, they needed backup for Arry iirc. But youre right, considering the goals hes scored for Chelsea Im surprised how bad he is.>>153501289Yes sadly. Thats what I struggle with aswell lol. For some reason I had no problem keeping a sixpack despite drinking much more mid twenties
>>153502453Lower reply meant for>>153501307
>Der PSG hat Karim Adeyemi ins Visier genommen.>Das hat das Medienunternehmen Fichajes bestätigt. Luis Enrique ist offen für die Verpflichtung des vielseitigen Stürmers in diesem Sommer, um mehr Optionen im Angriff zu haben.>Außerdem gibt es laut Insider-Infos von @EFMinfofoot schon eine Vertragsvereinbarung zwischen dem ehemaligen Starspieler von RB Salzburg und PSG.„Paris hat mit dem Adeyemi-Clan einen Vertrag über vier Jahre abgeschlossen.PSG ist bereit, maximal 30 bis 35 Millionen Euro zu zahlen”, schreibt der Insider auf X.
>Adeyemi-ClanSPEED
>Adeyemi-Clanhe's the most strait-laced "gangster" of all timemarried with kid, loves cartoons and doesn't assosciate with niggerscan't buy his act
Kloppo at the bell
little known fact: Bogdanoffs bow to the Adeyemi-clan
>>153503228>Klopp sieht nächste deutsche Biathlon-PleiteKVLT
>Der kicker berichtet von Gesprächen zwischen Schlotterbeck und der BVB-Führung über die künftige Mannschaftsplanung. Der 25-Jährige habe konkrete Vorschläge gemacht, wo der Kader Schwächen aufweist. Which positions?
>>153503773they've got good depthinjury crisis™ in defense and yet the results still holdmain striker has two good backups that deliver90% workhorse midfield. if any player is irreplaceable it's Brandt but they probably think Jobe can play there too eventually
Should i buy some beer?
>Vor wenigen Wochen erhielt Guirassy die Ansage, dass er seinen Spielstil etwas anpassen solle – was vor allem eine Absprache zwischen Kovac und Sportdirektor Sebastian Kehl (46) war. Der Auftrag: Er solle sich nicht mehr so sehr ins Mittelfeld zurückfallen lassen, sondern sich deutlich mehr in Strafraumnähe aufhalten.>Das setzt Guirassy um. In den vergangenen sechs Ligaspielen haben sich die Bereiche, in denen sich der beste Torschütze der vergangenen Champions-League-Saison aufhielt, verschoben. Im ersten Teil der Saison war er noch viel auf der linken Offensiv-Seite der Dortmunder unterwegs, weit entfernt vom gegnerischen Sechzehner. Nun hat sich sein Spiel deutlich mehr auf die reine Sturmspitze konzentriert, selbst im „Fünfer“ hält er sich nun deutlich häufiger auf. Auf den Flügeln bzw. im Mittelfeld ist er deutlich weniger zu finden. Was zu seiner Stärke passt: Alle zehn Bundesliga-Treffer in dieser Saison (plus ein Elfmeter-Tor) erzielte er innerhalb des gegnerischen Strafraums.>Es ist eine Umstellung, die ihm hilft. Und der Mannschaft. In den vergangenen sechs Liga-Spielen traf er sechsmal, davon fünfmal in den vergangenen drei Partien. Pünktlich zu den Samstagabend-Spitzenspielen in Leipzig und eine Woche später gegen Tabellenführer Bayern ist Guirassy wieder in Top-Form.>Guirassy trug auch selbst zu seiner Leistungssteigerung bei. Bei den Physiotherapeuten war er in den vergangenen Wochen Stammgast, um seine Regeneration zu steigern. Auch, um sein großes Ziel zu erreichen: Titel mit dem BVB zu gewinnen.
>>153504975only if it’s good beer
>>153505045>leaves in summer for cardiff fc
>>153505175nobody said he isn't ambitious
>>153505053Oettinger Export
>Sane and Gündo benched??
>>153505665we're better without those göyman frauds
>>153505681>we're
>>153505681we will see
>>153505522okay that’s a no then
Jever. Jever is all you need. The only good thiing that ever came from Northern Germany.
mood
this should be single match eliminationput me in touch with Ceferin
>>153505858Hello?? Flens???>>153505875Wohl bekomms
Juve Nr7 is even tinier than Karl
>>153505746>>153505745(YOU)
>>153505970Atalanta next, Inter tomorrowtotal SerieA death
>>153505970Uhm...
>Laut Informationen von Caught Offside haben drei englische Vereine, namentlich Tottenham, West Ham United und Crystal Palace, Gespräche über einen möglichen ablösefreien Transfer von Rüdiger aufgenommen. Welcome to__?
>>153506238Miami
>Musik von Paolo Nuttini
153505970
>>153506334>>153506057huh?
>goalmogged by dutchiesbundesbros>>153506334kwabutzi
>ynr gündohahn being the (C) of the home emlmao
EL PATRON
good game
>>153506334
>>153507163jt stopped posting the day that nurse got eradicated by ICE. Coincidence? I'll leave that one up to you to decide.
>>153507232brother.. >>153488488
>>153507264honeypot
>>153507287he underdived because he was caught in the fileZhttps://x.com/i/status/2021283255714971960
time to focus on the world cup spaghettiniggers
bunbros..
>>153505858Every Discounter Eigenmarkedose is better than Jever but to be fair the Eigenmarken are no worse than Fernsehbier "Marken" Produkte either
>>153507583one of the embarrassing reasons why Dortmund will have no chance to get past the round of 16 this year
the 30 million Eberl granate is cumming on! Galabros.. wr are losing..
>>153507739keeeeeek
>>153507583>bxb vs gala 3rd rowwho wins?
>>153507739.
>>153507739well?
>>153507884If gala is playing the way they are as i type this dortmund gets blown the absolute fuck out.
>>153507739why does this always happen to you?
>Aufgrund von verzögerter Anreise unserer Mannschaft verschiebt sich der Anstoß um 15 Minuten nach hinten.
ngl this Gala got sovlbut they always choke in CL knock outs
>>153508090>REGGIANIalso>late for the home match
>>153507739HIVtard, kek
>not even the ossi stube cares for dorkmund matchesgrim
>>153508583Dortmund died when Klopp and then Tuchel left. They'll probably never be able to sign a top tier coach again that will push their mostly average players far beyond their limit
>shitalian clubswhat's their problem?
>>153508836Boomer league
>>153508821hufschmied mogs them both in the punkte average
>>153509041ynr Sead Kolasinac
damn how did Beier do that>serie kwAb
GIRAFFI
>>153463146GUIRATINAAAAAA
GUIRATINA
>ACKalanta
BOK BOK BOK BERGAFOTZEN!!!
they're in meister form.
>>153509345they are called Bergamasken chuddy
>>153509450Reddit moment of the match already
Based Köhn
>>153509450
>>153509584
hot take: the silent Allinz Arena is better than the same three shitty songs on repeat for 90 minutes
Never sell Ryerson please, heja bvb
>Uli Hoeneß denkt darüber nach, Deutschland zu verlassen, sollte die AfD regieren
Wir sind BOB
>>153510428Nah, Allianz Arena is really pathetic except for knockout CL matches but I guess that's understandable. Let's be honest how do you get excited for a win when all the other teams in your league are literal farmers with zero ambition to challenge you?
BEIER
MAXI
DER BANKDRÜCKER JAAAAAAAAA
Leverkusenbros...
> BVB vs Bergamo in CL> Beyer scores> All /bundes/ shizos can talk about is Bayern
>>153510683>>153510694>>153510712Einer für den Nager im Sommer?
Chadmund in europe einfach eine augenweide
>>153510724Ja
>>153510724zu weiß, Nager nimmt lieber den Adeyemi
>>153510724he only functions as a second striker next to a proper number 9 but Nager unfortunately refuses to play a proper Doppelspitzebut yeah, Beier is based af
>>153510724better than Woltebitch yes
>>153510721me on the right
153510792my neger Woltechad is a Zehner, my neger Beier is a strikervery different
>>153511354>a ZehnerMaybe on planet retard
>>153511354Woltebitch is a vegan faggot first of all
>Nächster Offensiv-Ausfall: Eintracht muss auf Knauff verzichtenKWAB
wtf is Anton doing? just let blud run into offside
>8 of dortmund's starters came from other Bundesliga clubsimagine how shit they would be if they wouldn't just buy the best players from weaker bundesliga clubs. but cuckmund fans will still complain the next time Bayern buys one of their players
FFS first Beier now Brandt just put it on goal you retards
Jobe MAN zu schlampig
>>153512399>the next time Bayern buys one of their playersNot gonna happen. They've got nothing left worth buying
>>153512491Schlotterbeck?
We die das jetzt spielen ist so ne Kacke, angefangen mit Bellingham und wieder zu verspielt im Konter, das MUSS 4-0 stehen eigentlich
>>153512784Bayern gave Upa a contract extension (lol) so that's out of the question now
>>153513113if they concede now they are going out this round
>>153513165they are retarded then because Dortmund has a better defense than them rn
if pillz win tomorrow and brustring wins on thursday /bundes/ are really close to a 5th CL spot next season
>>153513382>Bundes00perts will talk about internationale Konkurrenzfähigkeit anyways
>>153513382>Hoppelheim in the CL
>>153513520Thats what I dont get desu, bundes is closer to Ligue 1 than Serie A or la Liga, dont even have millionaire owners (with some exceptions) yet usually and especially this szn punch above their weight. And you will still get experts saying the teams are shit, idgi.>>153513598I really doubt it, prömel is already focused on his move to Stuttgart, Aslani with his move to Dortmund, they often had good seasons before dropping down last 10 games. B00n and BVB are locked in for CL, Stuttgart and Leipzig probably aswell and Frankfurt is picking up form.
>>153513598HSVchads in comfy
> Schiedsrichter Francois Letexier ermahnte Vinícius und schickte ihn zurück, nachdem er noch eine Jubelfaust in Richtung Tribüne präsentiert hatte. Auch Benfica-Spieler beschwerten sich über die ausschweifende Reaktion. Für die Provokation sah Vinícius zunächst Gelb.> Doch die Stimmung war weiter aufgeheizt, insbesondere mit Benficas Flügelspieler Gianluca Prestianni lieferte sich Vinícius ein Wortgefecht. Prestianni hielt sich dabei immer wieder das Trikot vor die Lippen.> Als sich die Mannschaften wieder zum Anstoß aufgestellt hatten, rannte Vinícius plötzlich zu Schiedsrichter Letexier und beschwerte sich massiv, dabei deutete er immer wieder auf Prestianni.> Der Schiedsrichter kreuzte daraufhin seine Arme - ein Symbol, das das UEFA-Protokoll bei rassistischen Beleidigungen aktiviert und zunächst zu einer Spielunterbrechung führt.Enable the UEFA racism protocol!!! Cross your arms!!!
ah yesthe beer the beer the beer oh yes
oooooohhh yes yes yes
>>153515857You still up too?!
>>153514348We all hate Mono
How many for the Pillendreher today?
it's weird how dortmund played like absolute garbage, but got a lucky winning strike and are now brimming with confidence while playing decent football. if they lose two games in a row, they will collapse though.
>>153518585I can't believe Hoppenheim is 3rd. Last season they nearly got relegated, we almost got rid of them. Now we're gonna have to watch them embarrass themselves in the CL
>>153518904Wolfsburg might go down this season though (they won't)
they making fun of us again>>153519168
>BREAKING: Nick Woltemade is UNHAPPY at Newcastle and would welcome a move back to Stuttgart or Bayern Munich.
>Vor den letzten zwölf Spieltagen der Saison gibt es eine Kaderveränderung bei Schalke 04: In beidseitigem Einvernehmen wurde der bis zum Saisonende gültige Vertrag von Amin Younes (32) mit sofortiger Wirkung aufgelöst
>Auf der Suche nach einem Nachfolger für Granit Xhaka blickt Bayer Leverkusen offenbar auch nach München. Wie die „Sport Bild“ berichtet, steht FC Bayerns Leon Goretzka bei der Werkself für den kommenden Sommer auf der Liste
>>153519297He's wasted at that club and Newcastle is a shithole but what would Woltemade do at Bayern? Kane is almost never injured so he wouldn't get more minutes than the cripple Jackson
>>153519587still can’t wrap my head around how this low iq manlet mong made eight appearances for the German national team. such a piece of shit player
>>153519603Rolfes bro wtf are you doing
>>153519297Woltebitch is getting kicked out by the homophobe Saudi chuddies..
for me, it’s Tah
>Schweinfurt überrascht mit Ex-Schalker Jones als Trainer
>>153519876MaTsbros...
>>153520163Imagine living in "Schweinfurt" lol
>>153520320Honestly better than darmstadt or hamburg
>>153519876who is who?
>>153520483from left to right: Baumann, Wirtz, Havertz, Schlotterbeck, Kimmich, Raum, Tah, Mittelstädt, Koch (lol), Musiala, Woltechad, Nager
>>153520510>Kochwe are cooked fr
>>153519876when is #19 Lemperchad avaliable for purchase?
>>153520474Darmstadt is pretty rough
>Der 19-jährige Noahkai Banks könnte sowohl für die USA als auch für Deutschland auflaufen. Doch das Defensivtalent hat wohl eine Tendenz für die USA spielen zu wollen.DFBbros...
>>153521065>Noahkai
>>153521065ogre
>Hoeneß kritisiert – Klopp antwortet. Nach den deutlichen Worten des Bayern-Patrons zu seiner Red-Bull-Rolle reagiert Jürgen Klopp (58). An der Bobbahn in Cortina sagt der Ex-Liverpool-Trainer zu BILD: „Ich respektiere Uli Hoeneß ja schon immer aufs Allerhöchste, seine Meinung erst recht. Aber seine Meinung muss ja nicht immer deckungsgleich mit meiner sein. Und in dem Fall sehe ich es ein bisschen anders …“ Eine elegante Antwort auf die Worte des langjährigen Bayern-Machers
>>153521203Uli has lost it many years ago. Ever since he got out of jail, he's never been the same. I wonder what broke his mind
>Außerdem höchst interessant: Weston McKennie (27), der Kopf von Juventus Turin. Der Vertrag des zentralen Mittelfeldspielers läuft aus, Bayer Leverkusen beobachtet den ehemaligen Schalker Nachwuchsspieler. Problem: Juve will ihn halten.>Ein Neuanfang ist trotzdem gut möglich, weil das Innenverhältnis bei den Italienern in der Vergangenheit häufig kein gutes für McKennie war.
>>153521065lmao he’d have absolutely no chance in our national team
>>1535198763 11 18
lol
>>153524878>international EntsetzenWagner_stare.jpg
>>153519297
>>153524999schizos are super powerful
speaking of WOLTEBITCH
hiv
>>153525823bremi bitte..
GORDO
they match :)
CIAO
De Malick
>>153526524they really do, lmao. it's like wirtz / verbruggen
>woltebobo
Woltenoshow
Woltebitch's boyfriend is outscoring him
based HIV mong coming in hot with three pathetic Woltechad obsession posts in a row
>>153527509bremtard is pretending Gordons goals are all from Woltebitch because they look similar lel
/bundes/ would be so much better without you 2 schizos, man. Just make your own general where you can schizo post against eachother 24/7, that way /bundes/ will atleast still have more than just 2 posters by the end of 2026
i hope you leave
thiaw is basedwoltechad is based
Woltebitch doesnt even get a pity pen
reminder that Frankfurt lost to this Qarabag team in the group stage
Woltemade own goal kek
>>153528570KWAB
what did N. Jackson mean by this?
>>153528924
>>153528924lol, he will have fun with Enzo Fernandes once he returns to Chelski
>>153528924>problem settled itself it did not tho lmao
>>153528924we knew he was based enough for Bayernthat was never disputed
Ready for the Mazaclass?
>>153530222I slep
>>153530222wake me up when hofchad cums on
>>153530222Nobody cares about Negerkusen. No matter the result nobody wins
>Count PokuAlso whats up with Schick, the chance he had before that has to be 1-0
>>153530941i bet there is a /bundes/ hating greekanon lurking ITT rn
>b00n got eliminated by this UNC xi last year
>intersex mailand
>>153531109Bodo's Clit were always the favourites here. Glad to see sphincter punching back against the goliath
Hallo meine Freunde, is leverkusen pronounced as leferkuzen
>>153531457?*
imagine Maza but with whites rather than pookiedookieRolfes BBC fetish is ruining one of our brightest talents
>>153531457Cant speak portuguese, so no idea how to transcribe it. But for english it would be leigh ver coup zen
>>153531457LeWuhCoozn
>>153531457Losen :)
>Blaswich
>>153531860>>153531851kwabsel
Olympiakos is going to learn why they are called LeVARkusen.
>>153531868wdym, that was shit from Blaswich
ynr schaumann at blls
>>153531980he was absolutely shitsame as Cunha btwboth of which ended up at Atlético Madrid curiously
>>153532036they were both better than Burkewhich stayed in bundes curiously
>>153531709I don't give a shit about any moslem player, they've done so much damage to this country
>>153532245kick it out la
>>153532170well yeah of course. but that's not exactly a high bar
>>153532294fuck muzzie scum and fuck based Werder for this pathetic virtue signallingbut also kys HIV mong
>>153532487join the dark side bremshart>seething so hard he gave me a (You)
no, I cannot betray my home
yeah.. youre already on the "dark" side xD
HAUGE
holy shit this co-commentator is so badbringing up muh concussions now
BDS
DICKED
SCHICK
SSS
perfect weekonly have to bring it home next matchday and hope Italy stays down in that mud
Rolfes actually lowkey cooked?except for signing ten hag obviously
>>153533173If >we win tomorrow aswell chances increase of a 5th CL spot next year.
>>153533645Leverkusen should always be able to win against Piräus
>>153533715>5CL spots>three of those occupied by Hoffenheim, Leipzig and Leverkusenoof
>>153533715Was ist denn morgen? Frauenfußball?
tzolis looks like a complete different person without the buzz cut
>>153533760Celtic - Stuttgart
>>153533744if Eintracht gets the 5th it's ausgleichende Gerechtigkeit
>>153533717yeah, but most /bundes/ experts predicted leverkusen to perform way worse.
>>153533760Tomorrow >we play against the Scots
>>153533788I think there's like a 15% chance of that happening.
>>153533784>>153533860Ach, okay. Hatte den Wettbewerb vollkommen vergessen, weil man den in Deutschland nicht legal schauen kann ohne Bertelsmann Geld in den Arsch zu schieben.
Imagine being Schick for one day>Tall>BWC>handsome>Czech BVLL>professional athlete >Leverkusen legend>will reach 100 goals soon
>>153534242Im not mad that >we are forgotten underneath the CL clubs, haha>>153534306I dont like Leverkusen but Schick comes across as a good athlete role model aswell
>>153534306it's good
>>153534306I'd rather be Mario Gomez
>>153534432ughHope he watches tomorrow
>>153534381I have zero problem with paying, but giving even a single cent to Bertelsmann's RTL is completely out of the question.They can only go for scraps anyway, because their TV business is dying hard along with their core audience, so they can fortunately not afford the competitions that people actually care about.
didn't RTL get bought by Berlusconi recently?
>>153534613All good, Im not paying either>t. Edels chud
>>153534432Imagine being Mario Gomez for one day:>LITERAL Visigoth BVLL>Tall>Handsome >Won a /bundes/ with Stuttgart >Treble for Bayern>mogs baldo fraudo by not being short and brown that he kicks you out of huhchen >Helps Besiktas win a legue title>Saves a disastrous Wolfsburg from relegation
>>153534673Nah - as long as Wikipedia is to be believed:>Das Stammkapital von RTL Deutschland entfällt zu 100 % auf die UFA Film und Fernseh GmbH, die sich vollständig im Besitz der RTL Group Deutschland GmbH befindet. Die RTL Group ist börsennotiert und gehört zu über 75 % zu Bertelsmann. Der Gütersloher Konzern konsolidiert damit auch RTL Deutschland in seiner Bilanz.
>>153534613same here. giving any cent to linksradikale sissies like RTL would just feel pathetic. they are absolutely no different than ÖRR at this point
>>153534905oh it was Pro7hope they hire Diletta
>>153535397Pro7, RTL and ÖRR are literally the same now. What makes them different?
>>153534432I look like him
>>153535593exactly, a cabal of gatekeeping small titted lesbians
>>153488488yes, i am down>t.60anon
>Anthony Gordon was stat padding against these farmers with ease, people will say that’s grounds for him to continue up front despite the piss poor opposition and track record over the last year but obviously this was a very weak opponent. 1 goal in open play in 13 MONTHS against premier league opposition, 4 goals in 45 minutes against a pub team - great night but it doesn’t disprove the last 13 months. >Gordon bagged a hat-trick and refused to give the 2nd penalty to Woltemade, after both Woltemade & Trippier asked him to do so. We were out of sight & Gordon came across as someone who couldn’t give 2 shits about anyone but himself despite Woltemade playing a role that sacrificed for the team. Not the first time Gordon looked like he didn’t want to help Woltemade this season. The issues between the two are now clear as day.>Woltemade looked absolutely GUTTED after the second penalty as seen in the image. He knows as a “striker” he’s judged on goals despite Eddie playing him in midfield. This was a perfect opportunity to give him a role up front and get more chances and Eddie still stuck him in midfield. A vote of no confidence… >Nobody could blame Woltemade for leaving this summer as his career is going backwards under Eddie Howe and that’s a FACT. #NUFC
einfach mal Woltebitcho im Titel obwohl es wieder eine no-show von ihm war
>Der FC Bayern arbeitet seit Wochen an der Verpflichtung von Givairo Read – doch nun droht Ungemach aus England. Liverpool zeigt konkretes Interesse am 19-jährigen Feyenoord-Verteidiger und könnte dem FCB erneut einen Top-Transfer vor der Nase wegschnappen.Oh nö no no Hühnchenbros...It's happening AGAIN
>>153541043>AGAINSie bekommen die "no-show" doch wahrscheinlich jetzt.
>wake up>instantly start seething about Woltechadsuch is the life of the HIV mong lmao. bet you dream about him as well you little faggot
you are so fucking mad right now lol
>no u…kwab
>schizo can't fathom that multiple anons make fun of Woltebitch for being a vegan faggot no-show
>schizo calling other people schizolol
seek help immediately.
Absolute state of this now dead general thanks to you two retards
>>153540700based HSVanon aka based me didn't make this based post 00posing Woltebitch
>two
>>153542186bremtard is 00tra butthurt about the Anti Woltebitch bewegung going global
>Borussia Dortmund hat sich wie erwartet im Werben um Brasilien-Juwel Kauã Prates (17) durchgesetzt. Das Abwehrtalent wechselt im kommenden August mit seinem 18. Geburtstag zum BVB
>Borussia Dortmund muss auch im Topspiel beim Tabellenfünften RB Leipzig auf seine vier verletzten Abwehrspieler Nico Schlotterbeck, Niklas Süle, Emre Can und Filippo Mane verzichten
>>153463146happy gran :)
Schwanzhaara masterclass heute
goatemade
>>153549679yesterday Gordon scored quadruple of what Woltebitch scored in 2026
perfect
Schmeichel is shit
BEK BEK BEK
my fucking neger Jeltsch with the pre-assist
tscheldig barg xD
That's too easy Bundesbros
bro thinks he is Neuer
>Kackazor
Niggler scored again bros.
>KarazorHoly kek what was blud thinking
>>153550924based name. it's like nigger and hitler. truly epic
eo genuss
and the stadium goes silent againeverybody furiously googling where Stuttgart is on the mapi love german football
EL K NUS
Reminder: Nagelsmann called up göyretzka over Stiller the last nt break
>Lodda consistently calling them Schelticsovl
>>153551224see >>153550800
>>153551204based>>153551208indeed. very grim
El KhaNUSS
>>153551224Braindamage by KopfbälleSee Effe, every time he is trying to say and pronounces the german word "Aktion"he's like>AKSIONor>AXSION
>>153551340ok
>>153551260it's not spoken like Nuss though, more like Nuhs or Nuus or Nuß?
>>153551410speak deez nutz
why won't they give Lothar a trainer dschob?from the commentary he knows more about the sport than Klopp
is there a boycott? what a tote stimmung
Chabot gesperrt fürs Rückspiel>>153551849Green Brigade is banned by the club
>>153552956Whoops meant for >>153552848
>>153552848all leagues outside of the bundes are like this
>schmeichel
kwabbed
DSCHEEEEHMIE
DEMIROCHADDDDD
Leltic getting rekt now
>they are leavingwe are sooooo good
MEDO
damn
Hope >we score some more, I doubt they start Speichel in return leg
>Nick Kühn plays in Italy now
>>153553309He’s been like this all season and hasn’t been dropped. If you score five in your home leg you’ll be underperforming
who does Celtic think they are? are they still cocky because they won against Barcelona one time 20 years ago?
can't stand the sound of german singing since the occupation
SchalalaEuropapokalSchalala schalalalala
IAGO OMAS
TIAGO
TIAGOOO
>>153554501what occupation?
>>153554319Scottish football is just shite, they normally don’t even qualify for these tournaments they get smashed 4-0 by FC Hÿppenstachten in the first qualifying round normally
wakanda black magic is >Schalke doing??
>Yan Diomande ist die große Entdeckung der laufenden Bundesliga-Saison. Der FC Bayern hat den Youngster bereits ins Visier genommen.
>apparently forgot my work password on a 2-week vacation
>>153561493I literally haven't seen a single goal or assist from him lol
>Als ein Reporter Kompany auf den Vorfall ansprach, stellte der Trainer unmissverständlich klar, dass er im Anschluss keine sportlichen Fragen mehr beantworten und die Pressekonferenz danach beenden werde. Das Thema sei für ihn zu ernst. Zunächst wurden daher noch zwei weitere Fragen gestellt, bevor sich Kompany ausführlich zum Rassismus äußerte. Wie bedeutend ihm diese Stellungnahme war, zeigte sich auch daran, dass er für seine Antwort vom Deutschen ins Englische wechselte und sich viel Zeit nahm. Es folgte ein Monolog von 11 Minuten und 54 Sekunden. Im Mittelpunkt stand dabei der Umgang mit Rassismus.
>Nach BILD-Informationen sind aktuell Scouts und Verantwortliche von zahlreichen europäischen Top-Klubs quasi im Wochentakt Tribünen-Stammgäste bei Eintracht-Spielen. Der FC Barcelona und Manchester City schauen ganz genau auf Brown, holen sich immer wieder Informationen über den Linksverteidiger ein. Der würde mit seinen Offensiv-Stärken perfekt zum ballbesitzorientierten Fußball beider Klubs passen. Aber auch beim FC Liverpool, FC Arsenal und Real Madrid steht Brown auf der Liste. Das Rennen ist komplett offen.
>>153563530fc blacked hühnchen
>TEAMtalk understands that Borussia Dortmund are ready to make an offer to bring Jadon Sancho back to the Signal Iduna Park this summer, while Aston Villa’s chances of a permanent move have been assessed by sources, and with three Italian sides also considering approaches for his services.
>>153564911>TEAMtalk understands that Borussia Dortmund are ready to make an offer to bring Jadon Sancho back to the Signal Iduna Park 0dgi
>Oliver Glasner's Crystal Palace future in serious doubt after poor run of formWolfsburgbros?>>153564932?
>Brighton & Hove Albion hat einen ausgeklügelten Plan, um Said El Mala vom 1. FC Köln loszueisen. Die Seagulls wollen nicht nur den 19-jährigen Top-Scorer verpflichten – sondern gleich beide El Mala-Brüder. Und genau das könnte der entscheidende Trumpf sein.
>>153565301Kölnbros...
>>153565318I doubt they 0pected anything else
>>153565318lock Kwabniok behind bars
>Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, Eintracht Frankfurt, Bayer Leverkusen, RB Leipzig, Barcelona & Manchester United have 16-year-old Kennet Eichhorn on their radar. Madrid in particular see him as having the potential to be a long-term Toni Kroos replacement. He has a release clause of €10-12mPls not Chelsea man
>>153563827>sell players at extortionate prices>world of football comes to look at your waresthat simple, huh
>>153567334as much as I dislike Frankfurt that might unironically be the best fit atm
>got scammed on kleinanzeigen again
no refunds
theres seriously people out here scamming someone for a 10€ ps4 game
ZOOMA
>>153569783That's hoodlife
might drink a beer or two today
>oh no no no no no choosing between the winter olympics and the bundes is like choosing between the beer the beer the beer and the wine oh yes yes yes but just like the bundes, the beer will always win oh yes yes yesTHE BEER THE BEER THE BEER AND THE BUNDES OH YES YESbut oh no no no today we will have to slow down with the beer oh yes yes because then there's the wörk the wörk the wörk tomorrow oh yes yes
that .Marshall shot was going straight to the sky llel
De Karimhttps://youtu.be/Y3yZOVgABj4?si=VUumEcaNbVz34B70
glubb glubb glubb
>>153571342thanks I have cancer in my ears now.When will Ricki, Kehli, Sammi ord Alki finally do something about it?
>>153571342>gf makes a song about a white guyganster
how many heute
this gotta be the worst ynwa ever
>>153572006That they're doing this is pathetic in the first place
kingsdepp wtf man
HOW IS THAT NOT RED????
mainz are such a dirty pig teamhow the identitätsbetrüger silas is still on the pitch is unbelievable
TV OFF
HAHAHAHSV
153573409
CHADMIRIstill not a good match from us
>>153573618did Based daffeh have 4 red worthy fouls this game?
153573664no and neither did Mvumpa
your unbiased meaning really counts bremtard
153573852that’s what the kids call Fingerspitzengefühl
me in your father's asshole
>>153573618Kek.
der schöne sheraldo on, urs knows the identitätsbetrüger silas got away with murder tonight
hardkohr 2nd yellow? hello?
mainz should be 9 noweveryone watching sees it but the retarded ref
No red card for Remberg, insane
VIIIIIEIIRRRRRAAAAAAA THE BEST MIDFIELDER IN THE BLUNDERSHITGA
>>153574774get your eyes checked chuddy
Called the draw before the match.
get up titz you BITCH
>>153574871He hit him in the face with the foot, I guess the ref wanted to make up for the no call on Kohr
>>153574999yes in germany we call it fingerspitzengefühl
>>153574999trips of truth
Lee really was a Jonny B babby huh?
notbremse?
>Beckerbruh, how do you miss that, also weird to see him in a kit that doesnt belong to Union Berlin
Next wrong ref decision there, no contact between the two. This bum really should not officiate games.
the intent to injure gocho was enough there
HUGE point in a 11 vs 12 game which should have ended 11 vs 9 and another HUGE step to europa
>>153575611agreed, send him to Kreisliga
>dropping points to MainzelmännchenBRUH
yeah
if youve fully watched the game with all the fehlentscheidungen against us and all the other umstände you can truely say HSV won 1:1 today
https://www.tiktok.com/@jackonico11/video/7608710410128215318>autismwalking in the snowBased Jackson
damn, so HSV really is Vuskovic FC...should pray Spurs doesnt plan with him for another season the way hes carrying them
HIV anon is obviously not right in the head, but I believe there was serious rigging for Mainz tonight
>>153577046there's absolutely no way he stays for another season.even if he wasn't on loan, some eplel club would buy him for 50 million this summer
>>153577181talking to Spurs fans online they say the clubs plan is to ease him into the first squad next season.
>>153563530kek was für eine lächerliche aktionwer hört sich so einen müll unironisch an?!
Neu:>>153582131
