>Wed 18.02.09.45 Langrenn - Team Sprint Free Qualification10.00 Alpine - W Slalom Run 111.45 Langrenn - Team Sprint Free Final13.30 Alpine - W Slalom Run 214.45 Skiskyting - W Relay 4x6kmPrevious thread: >>153499823
But the most important thing is that everyone had fun :)
>>153503293Handsome chap
at least our hockey guys won today
If only Calle the skier was as fast as /calle/ the thread.
>>153503319a-at least we have a hockey team.....
>>153503321He was, sometimes, long ago.
>1 lap + 9vs>0 laps + 6>still loseuhh Norge bros our response?
>>153503331participation medal for you
>>153503340Watch the race is my response
>>153503340Botn
>>153503348
>Fourcade giving the medalsyep completely rigged from the start
>>153503333Any word on whether he's still sticking to his plan to continue until Falun 2027?
>no more sports today
>>153503340Norway was unironically 3 shitters and Sturla
>Tanneshart tomorrow
>>153503387sneedskating soon
>>153503387
>>153503391>
>>153503405Botn needs to learn how to shoot quickly
>>153503421Maybe I'll just have a quick peek at speed skating
>>153503421UUUFFFFFF
>>153503405alright I take that back>Shitalywtf
>>153503392in tanne I trust
>>153503444wax problem ? but it's your track ??
>>153503405Giacoomer really blew his load early in the World Cup, huh?
>>153503421Damn that train of three skaters in identical kits, moving in identical time, looks uncannily mechanical.
>>153503405fakkin' klementiini
>>153503508
>>153503488He saves himself for the mass start
>>153503508Promising talents
>>153503321Just wait for the 50km
11 bronze for Italia wtf ?
What if the real Calle Halvardsson is the frens we made along the way
>>153503387>not watching sweden-norway curling kinogrim. if we win we're in the top 4
>>153503421fuuuuuuuuuuck
>>153503405the 3rd lag killed the Fin
How many DNS are needed before these talented youngsters can do the mass start?
These ladies can't drive these bobsleds can theyLike watching my missus in Tesco car park
>>153503671About 50 or so.
>>15350367160
>>153503624KINO, you gave us the gold in Mixed (thanks btw). Now, team Edin who are already eliminated has the chance to betray Norway and cockblock Norway out of top 4.
there's something seriously wrong with Fourcade giving the French men's relay team gold medals when it's the only one he's missing
>>153503687>>153503696Send in the infected bats
>>153503768Button
>Burger skating
>>153503707He asked Julia to steal one for him
>>153503671What does she mean with this middle finger ?
>>153503905Marked for death
Linn Svahn is sick and Maja is in Sweden's team sprint instead
>>153503905>I stuck this up Darcie's butt earlier today
>>153503944>and then made her lick it
>>153503671she so smol>>153503768hot ham>>153503941good
DJH soon
Klementiini was a replacement due to seemingly everybody getting Noro-virus'd.But still, that was a poor showing.
>>153503941Fragile Linn
>>153503999
>>153504009>Norwegian virusHow far will they go for few more medals
She's a Big Girl.
>THREE FUCKING LEAFSRumpa btfo
>joy
>>153503392Tannelove
>>153503707schizo
Its Joy curse
>>153503405>jimi
>>153503941an upgrade
>>153503671hot take: I would have sex with Darcie
What I wouldn't give to have a football manager like game about just one of these winter sports
>>153504546I would love multiple where you can manage your athletes or something, no idea what you would actually do but why not
no HetaMinja Yle exclusives today?
Sniffers DNF and Durr Gold tomorrow
>she went that way, sir. I saw her fickling with lou's rifle
>>153504613>tfw you will never get double Heta Minja hug
>>153504755she can fickle with my rifle
>>153504755naughty little shifty-eyed scamp
reminder that muh slow shooting has been BTFO.
Michaela Šifrinová
We're sweeping Bob and Vagene today
Replace Buckwitz and Kalicki (well she is done anyway) with Candrix and Klein for next season>business idea
>men lost bronze>women lost gold>bol is injured and won't run 600mtoday is a bad day for dutch sports
>>153505097Did Kalicki announce her retirement?
>>153505231Imagine it comes out Xandra is injured, doomed sure medal today
Germanybros, did I miss anything today?
>>153505275I read somewhere she is done after Olympics
>>153505097>Leona Kleinnot a bad idea>Born in Frankfurtactually, bad idea
Kok!
>>153505526sexo
Kok and Bol's
>>153505526our commentators were gooning hard over her "low skate position" during the 500
>>153505526apparently her doing this is becoming a bit of meme and her teammates are bantering her about it
>>1535053084th Place in Biathlon!
>>153505580sniffa
>>153505586>4th Place in Biathlon!we are so fucking back!
>>153505580great meme
>>153505526that's a male frame
>>153505580>why is "Schulting" spoken as skrltshulting and not nice german "schulting"?>https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/athlete-details/51706
>>153505526>>153505580best femke
>>153504901anyone got heidi with a russian hat?
>>153505459I like Frankfurt>Nolte also lives there
Hopefully Lochner, Friedrich and Ammour will join them today
>>153505759>German>NiceThe "Sch-" just sounds like that, Schouten is the same way.
Do you celebrate fat tuesday in your country?
>>153506044We have laskiaispulla here but that one looks like it has almond paste in it which is HERESY, it's whipped cream and raspberry jam only.
>>153503494Three skaters?
>>153506053She qualifies for the sneedskating breeding programme btw
>>153506044We have fastelavn
>>153506132i like almond paste more
>>153506155Maybe I need reading glasses, but these look suspiciously like three skaters to me.
>>153503494
>>153506132>that one looks like it has almond paste in it which is HERESY, it's whipped cream and raspberry jam only
>>153506132>it has almond paste in it which is HERESYlook at this retard and laugh
>>153506215sh-she's fast!
>>153506215Ah, didn't notice them on the first watch.
>>153506218Amazing, that looks just like watching a machine in motion.
Loudog lent Tandre alpine skis
>>153506347I always tell you guys that Loudog is fucking based, no one believes me
>>153506347buying friends
>>153506347Bro move from Loulou, but I hope Ingrid checked the bindings for signs of Jeanne activity.
Time to break some laws
>>153506347All while Simon goes through Tandres bag for credit card
>>153506517Have you considered moving here
Really hoping for a bobsled sweep to make me feel better.
>getting medals
>>153506561Honestly several times in past few months>unrelated to Puff and others
>>153506044>>153506132For me it's Krapfen mit Hiffenmark
Elvira "ugly as a bird" Öberg
>>153507168Lay off social media!
What are we watching?
>>153507207elvira is cuter than hanna
>>153507301I'm watching baggy pants weed ski
>>153507301Curling on one monitor and big air on the other
>>153507301soon germanywinslol and then ice hockey
>>153507168Hot Jeanmonnot
>>153507301Im watching the downfall of society in real time. Currenly no sports to distract.
fuck
would be funny if someone showed up to big air in a skin tight langrenn suit as a joke
>>153507454>downfall of societyLet me join in on that
>>153507454Why is that Chipmunk sad
>>153507518It's on the channel "outside", you got that one in Slovakia?>>153507586no anon bf
>>153507301I'm watching this >>153507415 too, not a real sport but kino weather
>>153507646are you the only anon from åland posting on sp or you think there are others?
>>153507484give them langrenn skis
>fraulich, jungfraulich umgesetztbased boomer commentator
>>153507628Which way, Nordic man?
How is /calle/ recovering from the whole world seeing just how unserious and fake certain "sports" are yesterday?
>>153507646I prefer not to use. Too many other characters and risk of interaction with them is high
>>153507301waiting for fiasko which starts in less than an hour
>>153507732Impressive
>>153507856
>>153507732how do you do this without breaking the skiis in half?t. twin tip enthusiast
>>153507856I love how it always find ways to outmeme the memesBut it also made mad even though I'm not a hardcore fan
>>153507856I love women so much, bros
>>153508249Heda and Ilona are the future
>>153507712In /biathlon/ it's always me. There are one or two who shows up in summer for the football threads.
>>153507889You just need to watch. No need to participate.
Norway wins another gold
>>153508503love that flag
>norwaywinsdudeweedlmao
>>153508683>>153508723doesn't count
>>153507804this was peak leq
Brøthers, I think we might break the record and get 17 golds.
>>153509042That's more than we have historically
>>153509042Sweden tore our team a new hole in curling tonight so overall we're still frauds unfortunately
>>153504613pretty sure there wasn't any
why does germany have THREE bobs anyways
>>153510163They could have 10 and be better than best bob of most nations
>>153510216shameless stat padding
>>153510245skill issue
Luv women, hate unserious sportsSimple as
>>153510293sex
1: Königssee2: Altenberg3: Winterberg
>>153510293left>right
>>153510293Eero is cute
>germanysweepslol
>>153510293fmk
Germans invented bobsledding or what ...
sweepbros we did it
>>153510423>>153510514>all of the luck of the German biathlon team siphoned off by the bobsledders
>>153510710Luck =/= engineeringdopage
>>153510639NEED Juni to save are relay
>>153510293Lucky Basterd
>>153510514Mariama a cute
more biathlon tomorrow, what are your predictionskirkheide redemption arc? jeanmonmotwinslol?
Bob-Luge-Relay when
Idk about you guys, but I strongly feel there need to be more varieties of speedskating events
We did it Reddit
>>153511061Same order of nations on the podium as today
>>153511061Maren's been solid in relays this season, and as much as I love Ingrid she's been the weak link and is now sitting it out, so I think they could have a shot at Norway tomorrow (no pun intended).>>153511183Now I'm imagining a fuckhuge iceglide tube like you'd build in Rollercoaster Tycoon long enough for two bobsled and two luge legs each.
>>153511061It's hard to not look at France as the enormous favorite. Prime Sweden can beat them, but they've been pretty ass so far. I'm just excited that many teams can win a medal. Even nations like Switzerland and Finland have a real shot. Poland somehow got 3 racers top 16 in the pursuit. My prediction would be:1. France2. Italy 3. SwedenChoke of the day? Germany with 3 penalty laps
>>153511413God damn it, hit the neighbouring country by mistake. The Rollercoaster Tycoon was aimed at Germany >>153511141
>>153511061Vanessa on the last leg will surely overtake everyone
>>153511462germany seems to really like the 4th place
>>153511488Glad you're not in charge of the nuclear arsenal
>>153511534Grossian and Tannheimer need to learn how to shoot first
>>153511582Grotian doesn't start, it'sTanneshartBranziFettich-HalsSlownessain that order.
>>153511183hear me out: backstroke skating
>>153511676Only if crossing the finish gets measured by the bunda and not the tips of the skates. The extra motivation to grown bunda would be good.
>>153511061>>153511497feels very defensive to put Vanessa at the last leg. Probably the best bet to get a bronze medal since Preuß has been so shaky at the last shootings lately, but also means we aren't aiming for top 2...
Chad saxonian dialect by Franz
>>153511462>Choke of the day? Germany with 3 penalty lapsI don't think, Germany is really good at shoting, it's the ski where they are weak currently
Is sebbe wasn’t stricken with the suddenly can’t ski virus we would have won
>>153511832How bout some jumping like what they do Ith the horses? Or some boarder cross event, would be better than eternal turnleft
>>153512423Now how could that have happened?
>>153512458downhill speedskateslalom speedskatesuper g speedskategiant slalom speedskateall with their team + mixed relay variantsnordic combined speedskatespeedskate biathlon
>>153512578>downhill speedskateredbull crashed ice?
>>153511832THICC
>>153511183speedskating down an ice tube
>>153512578Maybe add some "rollerball" elements
Dutch combined, speed skating and cycling
>>153513456short track curling
>>153511061NorwayFranceGermany
>>153512578>downhill speedskateI've said it before but they should add downhill skating, it would at least be fun to watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lExctyytWP8
>>153513628I can’t even argue, you’ll always win in the end
>>153513929Who's the Granny in the Middle?
Winter sports are simple. A bunch of athletes do their thing for however long the even is and at the end, the Norwegians always win.
>>153513929who‘s the tranny on the right?
we're good at skating and field hockey, what if we combine the two?make a rink, give skaters a stick and have them shoot an object into a goalidk just thinking
>>153513951Maja Dahlquest>>153514023Frida Karlsson
>>153514071Retarded idea. How would you call it? Skate shoot?
>>153514213stickpuck
Predictions for the team sprint? The course is so damn long that it's hard to tell who's gonna get silver and bronze>fast snow1. Sweden2. Germany3. USA>slow snow1. Sweden 2. Norway3. USA
>>153514398>MajaYeah we’re choking this in typical swedish fashion
>>153514471Got the best ass though
>>153514471Shouldn't you focus on the 50km, Frida?
>>153514398Like how you’re starting the jinx way avead of schedule, evil fuck
Also Maya got an old lady face at the age of 15. Still hot though
>>153514471>>153514495Okay, okay, you're not the favorites of course my bad
>>153514535We literally stood on our heads to hand you the gold, everything can happen when chokewen is in play
>>153507856QRD?
>>153514559Easy Norgay victory. You almost always fuck up.
>tfw an amerimutt replies to your post
>>153514636Yeah that’s what i’m saying, i’m thinking maja will get her ski stuck in the start, faceplant and break her pole, just one of those classic heartwarming swedish moments
>>153514646I was asking what you were referring to since the italians messed up with the scheduling so now all the events are 1-10 AM
>>153514708What the hell is AM?
>>15351472101:00-10:00 in european time.
>>153514721It's something to do with radio.
>>153514721There’s AM- After-Midnight and PMPre-Midnight, i think
>>153514800anti meridium means before noon, post meridium means after
>>153514823I was pretending to be retarded as a joke..
>>153514844
>>153514844sure thing buddy
these calle threads are far more comfy than the fs and curling freak threads
>>153516975wonder why
erotic granny >>153514535what site? 10.0 for Germany is excellent value. I doubt maja can drop himmler and cooletta's top speed is a problem for the current version of jonna.
>>153503293>Wednesday 18 Feb20:15 Short Track Sneedkating - Men's 500m - Quarterfinals20:44 Short Track Sneedkating - Men's 500m - Semifinals20:51 Short Track Sneedkating - Women's 3000m Relay - Final B21:00 Short Track Sneedkating - Women's 3000m Relay - Final A21:27 Short Track Sneedkating - Men's 500m - Final B21:32 Short Track Sneedkating - Men's 500m - Final A
>>153516989yeah...i'm not a regular of /sp/ but u guys are around year round, while the fs/curling shit just pops up to freak out over girls...just fuckin retarded
>>153517454F L A TLAT
Cunt.____________G_____S_____B____TotalNorway__________14_____8_____9______31Italy______________9_____4____11______24USA-_____________6____10_____5______21Netherlands________6_____6_____1______13Germany-__________5_____8_____7______20Austria-____________5_____8_____4______17France-____________5_____7_____4______16Sweden-___________5_____5_____2______12Switzerland_________5_____2_____3______10Japan._____________4_____5____11______20Canada____________3_____4_____5______12Australia.___________3_____1_____1______5UnitedKingdom______3_____0_____0______3Czech.Rep._________2_____2_____0______4Slovenia.___________2_____1_____1______4S.Korea____________1_____2_____3______6Brazil______________1_____0_____0______1Kazakhstan_________1_____0_____0______1China______________0_____3_____4______7Poland_____________0_____3_____1______4Latvia______________0_____1_____1______2NewZealand_________0_____1_____1______2Georgia.____________0_____1_____0______1Finland_____________0_____0_____4______4Bulgaria-____________0_____0_____2______2Belgium_________0_____0_____1______1>>153517454>>153517546to beat Netherlands you must become Netherlands
>>153517611kek
Wednesday, 18.0209:05 Curling Women: China - Danmark; Sweden - South Korea; USA - UK09:45 Langrenn Team Sprint Women Semis10:00 Alpine Skiing Women's Slalom10:00 Freestyle Skiing Aerials Women (Q)10:15 Langrenn Team Sprint Men Semis10:45 Freestyle Skiing Aerials Women (Q)11:20 Snowboard Men's Slopstyle Final11:45 Langrenn Team Sprint Women Final12:10 Ice Hockey Men: Slovakia - Germany L812:15 Langrenn Team Sprint Men Final13:00 Freestyle Skiing Women's Aerials 1st Final14:00 Freestyle Skiing Women's Aerials 2nd Final14:05 Men Curling: Italy - Canada; Norway - Switzerland; China - Czech Rep.; USA - UK14:30 Snowboard Women's Slopstyle Final14:45 Biathlon Women's Relay16:40 Ice Hockey Men L8: Canada - Czech Rep.18:10 Ice Hockey MEn L8: Finland - Switzerland19:05 Curling Women: Switzerland - Danmark; Canada - Italy; China - Sweden; UK - Japan20:15 Short Track Men's 500m Quarters20:42 Short Track Men's 500m Semis20:50 Short Track Women's 3000m Relay Finals21:10 Ice Hockey Men L8: USA - Sweden21:24 Short Track Men's 500m Finals
>>153517611FOUR MEDALS fuck yeah baby!
>>153514880>french and norwegian teams hugging>swedes are notkwab
>>153517779i want to hug you
>>153517971Thank you. My psych says I could use one every now and then. (that was a joke haha :D)
>>153505808best i can do
>>153514636How is are poor Ebba holding up since cartwheeling it away?
>>153505808even worse attempt
>>153505808
>>153518148кeк
>>153518054>>153518148based anon upscaling Comrade Weng
gonna be a busy one today boys
How many today?
>>153518223we already have four. can't be greedy and ask for more.
Smells like another bronze
>>153518223Me xcountry waifus can has another medal?doubt/10...
>maja on the second legoverthinking it again
>>153518309predicting a speciale
the hampster has left the building
>>153503513was Harjula sick or something?
>>153518309Nooo
>>153518392shouldn't the pakis be done with her by now? it's getting creepy
>>153518309Why are they not using the sprint winner?
>>153518397Yes, he had a cold. He's hoping to race in the mass start though. Kaisa said that Jimi got the alert for starting in the relay on Monday morning after Tuomas first said he wasn't feeling all right.
>>153518412Cause she’s the most fragile human being in existence and can’t go a week without getting sick or injured
absolute psycho rawdogging three hour sessions on the concept2
>>153507452Jeanmonretard
>>153518309What can our Girl do today?
>>153506272YOU WILL NOT BULLY EBBA
>We only have Videos of Branzi and Vanessa but please send them your Energy
>>153518481be 300m behind the podium
>>153518481If it was a normal, shorter team sprint they would be serious gold contenders. Alas
I need double Heta Minja hug
>>153518637You'll get a hug from these two lovely ladies
She's back in USA
>>153518652jesus how rich is she?
Looks like fast snow... Hmm...
Watching the curl Bongland vs US and A. I wonder if the bongettes have an advantage because they understand what the burgerettes say.
>>153518677Good insurance.
calm down jonna
SUNJO attack
Svenne will look at this and pretend they're losing
diggins butte
Total Princess domination.
>>153518677it's almost as if there are sponsors with infinite money who pay for everything because it's their interest to push her into the spotlight.wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if we read her name in the epstine files in the Future.
damn mackie is good
Just tuned in, who qualifies?
how manyth will we be? chance for bronze?
Shiff DNF today
Jonna breaking the others minds already in the qualification
>>153518733Every non-meme teamlol
>>153518733not Australia
>>153518742wut
>>153518748Olympic Curse
>>153518748Just like she has mental block in GS it seems theres another in Olympics
>>153518760She's just like me...
>>153518760>5/10, didn't flip
Look at that boy go
PERRO
DOG ON THE COURSE
ajajajaja dios mio el lobo
what a majestic dog
kek
Cute dog
WOLF ON THE COURSE
>first thing he does is smelling asshe's just like me fr
>>153518774>>153518775>>153518784>>153518785>flat back>yellow eyes>dot on the tailit's a wolf lmfao
>>153518784He is just like me
Dog DF
Top kek
>>153518797t. Huey
>>153518797Seems to have a collar or something
>>153518797yeah thought so too but reckon it's a wolfdog and not pure wolf
finally a cute dog in this fucking olympics
There was a dog tag (no pun intended) hanging from a collar. Also big ups to the Italian orgs for doing this.
Okay now i understand why people in the cities think they see wolves everywhere
Who let the dogs out :DDD
wtf is this combination? Expect a meme race
>>153518821This is how we beat Sweden
>>153518837
It seems so well behaved too, didn't attack moving camera or skiing athletes, only sniffed ass. Based.
>Paula
Paula Nooooooo
PAULA NO
>>153518801literally me>>153518805kek
Jonna is a freak
>>153518844So thats why norwegians win everything. they can implement both plans at the same time
how much do they know the slope beforehand?
>>153518873If slalom they can view it for a short time but they can't train on it
>canada beating our time
>>153518873They get the course inspections after the course is set, on Yle it was said that this course has been up since yesterday morning so they've had proper time to check it out.
canada though
>>153518816Yea it was a wolfdog. The snout was shorter, rounder and not as triangular as pure wolf
>>153518809>>153518901
>>153518894sweaty and smiley :)
All this to fuck up 2nd run
Lena Lena Lena
DYRRRRRRRRRRRR
CHOKE INCOMING
Lena fast, better not hold back on the second run though.
the choke will be glorious
SHIFFERS I KNEEL
kino race desu
>-0.82Sniffed
Shiffers is gonna DNF and mcgrath away in run2
SNIFFED
Shiffed.com
Sniffy
>-0.82BARILLA
Wow. End the race now maybe
well then
Even our commentators are confused about where the course is
>>153518961Durrrr and Shiff used a different line from the rest
You never hear a team radio message where they say: "it's absolutely fucked out there mate, the entire gameplan has gone out the window, conditions are abominable, just pray you make it to the bottom alive, all the time you've spent preparing has been wasted".
>>153518971men's slalom coaches should've been screaming that
Aicher is always so upright, it can't be fast
>>153518972The soup of champions!
Emma too slow
yesteryear petra would rape this course
>>153518971During the men's second run, the French team radio message to Noel was something like that. "We have no chance, but we have to go at 100%" or something like that.
>>153518971in the second heat of the men's giant slalom there was one that went like "it's hopeless so just give it all and hope for a miracle"
>Zrinka wins slalom globe last season>suck this seasonQualifies for the biggest post-globe season yips, I think.
classic
What are they cooking?
We'll have another Durr Situation
>>153519024the jukka jalonen special
Finland convinced me they're gonna medal with Jasmi looking like she didn't go all out. Fändrich back to her normal form
Oehlund out of nowhere
>>153519024Mikaela always looks and acts like a rich housewife who has just had a glass of red wine and a xanax, proper glazed eyes.
>>153519024Who was in the wrong here?
>>153519027Omelette norvégienne
purple line: Duuuurrrr, Shiffers, and somegreen line: rest
a fucking SPAIN??
no speed just weight
Wtf is this sprint prologue?Spain and Australia top 3?
>>153519027Seems like Inouk has Social Media Fatigue
If Öhlund can do it...
>>153519040>1 second behind>third placethat's crazy in slalom>>153519043fuck, that looks delicious
>>153519042Shiffers. Aicher presented the fist and Shiffers had to react accordingly
>>153519055Wouldn't this be a sensible thing for the people on the radio to tell their athletes at the top?Specifically that at the part where you can choose between 2 lines, one has proven to be much faster so fucking choose that one.
i dont understand this course
>don't look for a second>french dnfwhat?
>>153519055OH NO NO NO GREEN BROS...
Lara 'nobody will hug me' Della Mea
Wait we're sitting in a qualification spot in cross country skiing? And Germany aren't? Someone pls explain
Mini Lara too slow.
>germane skiing
>>153519027Mascots
Nice save
>>153519075Probably but depends on how deep the initial plans were already engraved in their heads and how much the changes on short notice would fuck them up
>>153519027>>153519126I love dogs so much
>>153519055>slalom>you can actually choose where to goI swear I hate this nigger sport like you wouldn't believe
>Sviiiden
CAM ON ELFIE
NEEEEEIIIIIIIIIII
>>153519093why doe? Is she Lara Smella Mea?
>>153519148maybe you should go back to watching bundesliga mehmet
>Elven skiingBig girl next
sad
>>153519170kiwiesque appearance
>>153519163Oh yes, yes please, yes, oh
>>153519137
At least she finished
Just look at the view. Winter sport's is the best. Stinky indoors turnleft can't complete
PETRA VLHOVA CLUB AUSTRIA
>>153519195The view is the only reason I'm here
>>153519186what a handsome cutie
Aicher-Bros, we can still medal with the inevitable Durr-kwab
Martina pls>>153519093This is why people become supervillains.
french commentators excited about being 0.7 seconds away from the podium
>>153519212>Hide the Pain Lara
turnleft could never
>Anger and Häggström slower than Australia and Spain in the qualificationWhat the fuck did they do before the Olympics
Does your Cunt have any surprise Winners/Medals so far? Feels like we have been mostly kwabbing, Raimund Gold was unexpected though.
>Have a downhill body>Do slalom
>>153518713holy hell, that's a clear webmnice work...
>>153519248PLAPP PLAPP PLAPP
>>153519247not reallybut we have our record of medalsa great missed surprise would have been figure skating, because of all the kwab in men, the frog could have came out on top, but he kwabed too
>>153519247We got more kwabs than surprisesBut we got 3 surprising silver medals in cross country skiing with Desloges
>>153519248damn she looks like a fun shag
>>153519247lollobrigida was not the favourite and she got two golds.
>>153519248You're wrong because her bigger mass is offset by her wider shape.(bad aerodynamics)
Uh oh, kwab moment
>>153519247We only have surprise losses
why don't NEUTRALISTAN athletes do better in alpine? don't they have plenty of mountains?
>No Just in the RelayIt's over
>>153519055ORF also did a drawing.
>>153519369what a retarded fucking sport. if you're gonna use sticks to mark the outer boundaries make them a different color
>>153519247I think most of our medals were surprise medals
>Moldovan>Is from Romania
>>153519245They were conserving energy, trust the plan
>>153519451ideal footages
Wolf/Dog is named Nazgul.
Sick and tired of these "exotic" skiers who actually spent their whole lives in Alps or Colorado
>>153519485no shit?
>>153519516Some american journalist found the owner and asked. VG reposting it.
>Svahn is outSo Sweden is fucked again?
Can they win more cheese?
>>153519609>Instead of 1 and 2 in the individual sprint they are sending 2nd and 3rd placeThey'll be fine and then some.
I hope Jasmin doesn't explode, in Jasmi I have faith.
>Slind in sprintthe fuck
Princess vs Culetta: who has the bigger, juicier ass?
Diggins going full retard mode from the start
>French skiing
>>153519673Coletta has the bigger ass but Jonna has the better looking one
>>153519665Long course, multiple laps.Pure sprinters aren't suited for it.And most of our women are pretty shit anyways.
>>153519680we don't use the r-word here. we say heidi instead
sex with mackie
1. leg, jonna pulled everything apart 2. leg, back to slupringbravo
mackie desu
this doesnt look like sprint to me
>>153519673CotelettaJonna is lacking in the hip department
Well, GGs
JONNA JONNA JONNA
>troglodytes: fighting over dschonna or cooletta>me, a cultured man: kaelin
It's over, see you at durrchokeslolCongrats to my Swedish friends
>>153519779A medal would be really nice
>>153519798You already have a lot of medals
we need a medal or skiing will die for good in this country
is kyyyyyrn gonna bottle a medal for Jessie?
>>153519818Kyrn is the only one who is trying to get to Maja, the others are slupring
UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY JONNA
idiotic by kerrrn
watch as she fucking trips
>>153519390that wouldn't work, you can see in that pic that which pole is the outer one changes depending on what line you take
Diggins attack!
JASMI JASMI JASMI JASMI JASMI
JÄVEL
By the wind gods that Princess climbing attack is incredible to watch.GO JASMI GO
Maja has no ass :(
Why are Swedish women so powerful?
>>153519817One race doesn't matterDSV suits need to do a better job even if everybody in that field here break their neck and we win gold
>>153519861weak men
>>153519861blåbärssoppa
LET'S GO JASMIN NO MERCY NOW
>>153519863it s not about this one race but all of them, we havent won a single medal in X country skiing or biathlon
COME ON MAJA
>>153519864Women are just better
CLOSE
MASSIVE SWISS ATTACK
afla
BINLAND SABOTAGE DQ THEM
VITTU
Not another afla for the love of god
COME ON JASMIN
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BRONZE YES
SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND
where the fuck did BINLAND:DDDD go
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I won't celebrate bronze, but fuck Norway.
COOLETTA
C O L E T T AOLETTA
Culetta'd
congrats to germany for winning 3rd place
CHOKE
>>153519898lmao
what an embarrassing sack of shit
What happened to finland?
LMAO Kähärä
>>153519909Must've fell
Jasmin is so fucking soft for a sprinter
Överdrivet spännande
bruh
What the flying fuck happened to Jasmin? Total finish straight collapse.
>almost Jörgen Brinking the sprint relayMaja get it together
>>153519921Speculation is that she crashed with Coletta in the tunnel and fell. But the camera didn't show it.
i hate women so fucking much
afla;_;
>3 second lead (for silver) going into the last leg?
Finally a gold for Maja in her last Olympics
>chinese sprinting
>she let it slip
>>153519941Hey man don't be like that
>>153519939>>153519921Nvm, she just fell.
ive seen enoughdisqualify germany
Poor Jasmim :(
Binlan fell fuuuuuggg :DD
>She had a crashSolo """"crash""""kwab
>>153519881I'm aware but having either 0 or 1 ,medals will not make a difference between ski sports dying of not dying. It's a long process based on DSV officials sucking dick for decades
>>153519985AFLA
>>153519857false>>153519916grazie
>>153519985FUCK
>>153519946happens when we have one sprinter and one tourist in the team with the latter doing the last leg
>>153519985AFFA
>womens team>shoveling medals into their bags>team Calle & co.>fucking embarrassmentmens team will mysteriously cease getting funding
>>153519994Do you have the Coletta jiggle when she hugged her Brother?
Lauri the Mountain will save us (again)
>>153519985She was already gassed with no chance to medal the crash is inconsequential.
Did some witch put a curse on Finland
>>153519965Even though she failed in this. I would still tap that ass
>>153519248look at that thigh gap, jesus
>>153519985
time to turn off the tv
>swiss pole maintenance
damn 2 broken poles
>>153520059Poor Poland
I didn't know if the athletes were male or female as I was just tuning in, and I was attracted to the Norwegian and Finnish male athletes. Am I gay or are Nordics too feminine?
Absolute madlad German Eurosport commentator celebrating the bronze. Hilarious
>>153520023spoilerino that shit>>153520011must have missed it
Edegart will cuck Klaebo
>>153520068youre gay but we all do faggy stuff from time to time
>>153520068It's 2026 bro, gay is okay
and klaebo wins, wow, thrilling sport
>>153520069these two guys are the best commentators we have across all sports, hilarious. They also talk about Calle a lot for some reason
>>153520076What a shame
>>153520068youre french
>>153520069bronze is kino, you cuck the 4th place out of ANY medalthe real lame metal is silver, the loser's trophy
>>153520083>>153520088Germanic people seem very progressive. Alas, in France, fascism is at the gates of power...
seems outrageous to me that we're not last
>>153519994I think right before the last exchange there was a good view of her in profile. It was one of the saddest views on the female anatomy I've ever seen.
>>153520120The fascist party also seems to be the more gay. Is that normal?And the nazi party the more jews. Weird timeline really
Hedegard 100% gonna throw I can feel it
c'est fini
>>153520125I think both your athletes have lived in Norway for 70 years
Desloges with a pole break.
>>153520153very lucky for the others
Nigga was too cocky, talmbout sum "on va ramener une autre médaille" and shit
>>153520127I believe it. Maja has width but no thickness, Jonna has thickness but no width. They're a bit like Thea and Tviberg used to be.Cooletta got both
That’s what you get for taking a shortcut
>>153520153
I thought häggström, was supposed to be shit, that was pretty good
>>153520179He got a dose of Svahn sprinter pussy juices.
I am from Norway
It's nice to see the swedes on screen at least :D
Whos the pink guy at the end?
Delosch broke a pole AGAIN
What’s going on
An now he dropped his second pole, kek
>>153520221I thought french people like poles?
The commentators are cooming over häggström now
USA USA USA
HÄGGSTRÖM
i think we a have a chance here
>>153520230How very wrong.
don't have a clue what's going on
stream and browser off cya in a few hours
>>153520255cya don't be late for durrrchokeslol
>>153520255you still have a chance bro, just hope 10+ skiiers fall on their ass
KLÆBO
Over
The villains top 3
>>153520254Klaebowinslol
Aaaaaand Edvin is out of the screen :D
congrats to Italy for winning 3rd place
>Klaebo's kickjfc I don't know how but he's definitely cheating
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>Klaebo is in the race
WE CAME 5TH (FIFTH)
>>153520299danke>>153520293
man how are we behind the UK?
>we beat Poland at leastPhew
>Sweden beaten by UK
Wtf Edvin is a bum
How the fuck did we beat Sweden kek
Everyone who finished past Great Britain should just stop skiing.
>we lost to fucking United Kingdomjust disband the whole program holy shit
how many golds does hoesflot have now
>>153520316They have a Frenchman in the team
>men's teamthey truly are cursed
>>153520316>>153520318>>153520325>>153520331WE WINTER NAO
At least we didn't finish last this time
tourists plsMusgrave and Clugnet aren't no-names
Why can't no one go with Klaebo up that hill? Technique difference or?
>>153520324because the men's team is a jokespent more time eating biltema räksmörgås than in the slopes
French coms don’t even care, still talking about Yohanesse Klébeu
klæbowinslol>the thread
>>153520358no asthma
These Germans dont know how bad can it really be
We're kwabbing at Ice hockey again
>6thtick tock swedeshits
>>153520387mit dem Angriff Draisaitls wird das alles in Ordnung kommen
>>153520387I don't like you guys anymore, so I'm happy you're losing. There, I said it.
Next Olympics most of our current womens team will have retired, what then?
>>153520399based
>>153520445Look at Norway these Olympics. You will be that>>153520432:(
>>153520455nice clam
>>153520462*without the Men medals of courseSo look at Finland these Olympics. You will be that
>>153520475four medals baybee!
>>153520358I remember hearing a guy (on Yle or V*aplay, forget which) that Klaebo is just built different. There are people who are *good* at both sprints and distance races, but very few people who have such OP production of explosive power for the sprints and climbs, and endurance for the distance races, like Klaebo. On top of that, he trains like a machine: before the last world championships, where he won gold in every start, he just basically trained so much that he said afterwards that he never wants to do that kind of shit again.
>>153520432What did I do?
>>153520365let's be real, with klaebo around the silver is the real gold
>>153519536Nazigull wtf
>>15352035310th is still 10th
>>153520509I feel bad for them. It's not their fault that DSV couldn't muster somebody competive. It's not their fault that their lungs are half the size of Loudog lungs and they have the legs of a chicken. They are giving their physically possible best, only to suck and to be insulted by geriatric boomers on facebook. Execute some DSV suits instead.
are the Swedes twins?
Du gamla du fria :)
our commentator:>tempo di ascoltare l'inno norvegese per l'ennesima volta
all wypipo look the same n shieet
>>153520652Winning Gold with your Mom must be nice
soon time for >shiffers
>>153520648She has nice ass
New>>153520682>>153520682
>>153520684>Schedule: olympics.com
Shiffers will DNF and durr will durrrrrrRast will win, bet your money on it
how the fuck can they go different ways in a slalom?
new>>153520881>>153520881>>153520881
This was supposed to be the best Ice Hockey team we ever had?
>>153520883Vertical gates can be passed in both directions
>>153520888We won silver in 2018
