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>Tue 17.02.
10.00 Nordic Combined - HS141
13.45 Nordic Combined - 10km
14.30 Skiskyting - M Relay 4x7.5km

>Wed 18.02.
09.45 Langrenn - Team Sprint Free Qualification
10.00 Alpine - W Slalom Run 1
11.45 Langrenn - Team Sprint Free Final
13.30 Alpine - W Slalom Run 2
14.45 Skiskyting - W Relay 4x6km

Previous thread: >>153488944
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>>153490604
im not a gymbro so idk
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Good morning. Death to Pertile.
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noko boys!
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god i wish i were a finnish noko boy
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Our local media has been jinxing our boys, especially Ilkka Herola, since yesterday. I feel a growing fear now that it's race day.
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>oftebro
moid noko could really use a better frontman than this dull autismo
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go Hirvonen!
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>>153500179
more respammed content
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>>153500179
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>nordic combined
>nordic
the fuck are all these southerners doing here
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10 am on a tuesday and the stands are full and buzzing again, this rules. another exciting race like last week and coventry won't dare drop noco from the games
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eerooo
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EERO
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>>153500198
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nordic combined is so fucking BORING
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HIRVONEN
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>>153500319
it's the best of both worlds
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>german ski jumping
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ilkka pls
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>>153500326
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ILKKA JINXED
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that's a choke compared to what ilkka did in training all week
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riggi points
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it‘s over
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should be interesting
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>Norwegians overperforming
>Germs choking
I cant do it anymore boys
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>Italian weather
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>>153500422
NORDIC COUNTRY
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Branzi will go 2nd in the relay instead of 4th to avoid further kwabbing, VV takes over as 4th to destroy our dream of winning a relay medal.
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>>153500315
spam spam spam
with all your medals, you'd think you could post more than the same few shits over and over like retards whose minds get erased after a few seconds like dogs and dog treats
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>>153500479
giacoomer has been choking this entire time, i have no hope anymore
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>>153500569
Hofer and Brown Hofer will mog
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thurigian witch promoted to final runner
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watch swiss ladies
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Petter Northug invites Calle to join him in the glue classics factory
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>>153500881
in the spearmint rhino, more like
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>>153500881
he's not wrong
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>>153500881
Based
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>>153500881
'Thug is much cooler than Klaebo, even if the latter is a better skier.
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>>153500881
calle's back is too wrecked to do hours of double poling
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>>153500991
Cute dog
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>>153500991
ill cheer when she does that with her offspring
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>>153500881
>Calle for Team Burger King
I support this proposal.
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>>153500978
girl in the middle needs to lay off the chicken wings badly
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>>153500978
who is right?
t.faceblind
>>153500991
a cute
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>>153501144
Skogan
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>>153501142
Do not bully big girl Dokken
>>153501144
Skogan
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>>153501154
>>153501158
looked much better in the first picture
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>Botn vs Zakelaan in the second leg
Emilien will empty the mag before Botn has finished aiming his first shot
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>>153501196
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webm of Jacquelin Emilien's WR? shoot?
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/calle/ is dead
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>>153501491
Uldal has the record as far as I'm aware
Emilien has had some insanely fast shooting as well though
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>>153501554
Nothing is happening
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>it's snowing
all events cancelled forever
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>>153501491
Not a world record, though, JTB cleared a standing in under 16 seconds in Oberhof a couple of years ago, and Uldal shot under 13 seconds but had one miss.
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>>153501568
Combined is on right now
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I want more golds
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>>153501583
You have gold at home
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>snow cancels events at the WINTER olympics
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>>153501576
yes that's the one I saw being talked about on tv. finishes before Hartweg even gets his 2nd shot off lol. stupendous

do you think that watch weighs a non-negligible hinderance considering he missed bronze in the 10km by just -0.2s?
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>>153501571
Summer Olympics would never
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>>153501607
>that watch
Nope, he could even shoulder the rifle in the Uldal style but he still would have lost on the track. Jacquelin always starts at max speed and then gets gassed on the last lap.
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did they give a proper date for slopestyle and aerials yet?
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>skoglund
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COME ON ILKKA
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did not expect hirvonen and skoglund to die so soon
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Why dont NoKoers get 2 medals from jumping and skiing like biathletes from sprint and pursuit
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>>153501661
That makes no sense
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manifesting oftebronze
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Another bronze incoming
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Why does skoglund not die so that we can hope for a medal ilkkabros
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another bronze bros
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HEROla
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Skoglund ded but Ilkka let Lamparter and Oftebro get a little too far
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A WILD POLACK APPEARS
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Me with bib 32
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>>153501714
however!
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>>153501715
a chinaman*, the russian commentators misinformed me
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>>153501719
NOT SO FAST
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perkele
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>>153501719
never mind.
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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
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Goddamn that Oftebro attack.
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Jadda
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Norsk makt
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GGz
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>bronzeland
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PRONSSIEXTRA
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if only Ilkka hadn't fucked up his ski jump. Oh well, ifs and buts and so on.
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hyvä ilkkka!
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Wasn't this event run a few days ago?
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>norwaywinslol
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I hope noko stays in the games. I don't even know which sport could replace it.
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>Wins again
>Zero emotions again
A true nowegian would just hide his guilty conscience and pretend this win is legit
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>>153501771
brutal
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>N. Malacinski
Annika's brother?
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>>153501783
That was with the jump from the smol hill, this one was the large hill one.
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>>153501783
Yes but Norway get their favourite events twice
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>>153501789
There's still plenty of X Games trash to be added
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>>153501796
Yep.
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>>153501803
Won't pretend to understand the difference that makes. Is the race course for the cross-country the same?
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>>153501789
>>153501814
Are there any dancing that can be done on snow?
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Herola-Hirvonen is a solid pair for the team sprint
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>>153501827
whats not to understand? First jump from small hill then later jump from big hill
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>>153501844
Is the technique used for the small hill different than the big hill?
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>>153501834
Ski ballet
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>>153501834
ski ballet was a thing in past Olympics
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>>153501789
Bandy
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>>153501814
>>153501834
>The 2030 Winter Olympics is looking to include Cross-country running and cyclocross as potential new disciplines.
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>>153501855
No but the start time gaps are usually bigger with the large hill, and the large hill requires a better jumping technique because you take off at a higher speed and fly 30+m farther.
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>>153501872
>not red bull crashed ice-esque skate racing
soulless
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>>153501871
>hockey for retards
Are we at least any good at this?
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>no sonjaa in the team sprint tomorrow
devastating news
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>>153501872
>Cyclocross
Dutchies will have another medalpadding sport to rival Norway
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Is this where we watch the biathlon?
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>>153501909
what's biathlon? (ja)
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>>153501909
Yes
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>>153501909
We are watching skishitting here
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>>153501920
Skipuking*
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Biathlon Men's 4x7.5km Relay startlist:

1 NOR - Norway 1
1 ULDAL Martin
2 BOTN Johan-Olav
3 LAEGREID Sturla Holm
4 CHRISTIANSEN Vetle Sjaastad

2 FRA - France
1 CLAUDE Fabien
2 JACQUELIN Emilien
3 FILLON MAILLET Quentin
4 PERROT Eric

3 SWE - Sweden
1 BRANDT Viktor
2 NELIN Jesper
3 PONSILUOMA Martin
4 SAMUELSSON Sebastian

4 GER - Germany 2
1 STRELOW Justus
2 ZOBEL David
3 NAWRATH Philipp
4 HORN Philipp

5 USA - United States of America
1 DOHERTY Sean
2 GERMAIN Maxime
3 SCHOMMER Paul
4 WRIGHT Campbell

6 ITA - Italy
1 BRAUNHOFER Patrick
2 HOFER Lukas
3 ROMANIN Nicola
4 GIACOMEL Tommaso

7 CZE - Czechia 3
1 MIKYSKA Tomas
2 HORNIG Vitezslav
3 HAK Petr
4 KRCMAR Michal

8 EST - Estonia
1 ZAHKNA Rene
2 SIIMER Kristo
3 KEHVA Mark-Markos
4 KULBIN Jakob

9 SUI - Switzerland
1 STALDER Sebastian
2 BURKHALTER Joscha
3 FINELLO Jeremy
4 HARTWEG Niklas

10 UKR - Ukraine 4
1 PIDRUCHNYI Dmytro
2 BORKOVSKYI Bohdan
3 MANDZYN Vitalii
4 LESIUK Taras

1/2
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>>153501896
There are only like 5-6 countries that play it and 2 of them are banned so...
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Tuomas Harjula has a cold and skips the relay, replaced at the last moment by Jimi Klemettinen. I'm reluctant to post afla.png at the moment because it's still a relay.
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I really don't want to lose to Frogs again
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11 FIN - Finland
1 HIIDENSALO Olli
2 SEPPALA Tero
3 KLEMETTINEN Jimi
4 INVENIUS Otto

12 SLO - Slovenia
1 DOVZAN Miha
2 FAK Jakov
3 VIDMAR Anton
4 PLANKO Lovro

13 POL - Poland 5
1 BADACZ Konrad
2 GALICA Grzegorz
3 GUNKA Jan
4 ZAWOL Marcin

14 CAN - Canada
1 RUNNALLS Adam
2 PLETZ Logan
3 FLEMING Jasper
4 CONNELLY Zachary

15 ROU - Romania
1 SHAMAEV Dmitrii
2 BUTA George
3 COLTEA George
4 FLORE Raul

16 LTU - Lithuania 6
1 STROLIA Vytautas
2 DOMBROVSKI Karol
3 CIGAK Nikita
4 FOMIN Maksim

17 BEL - Belgium
1 LANGER Thierry
2 CLAUDE Florent
3 PARMANTIER Sam
4 MACKELS Marek

18 AUT - Austria
1 UNTERWEGER Dominic
2 EDER Simon
3 MUELLAUER Fabian
4 JAKOB Patrick

19 BUL - Bulgaria 7
1 TODEV Blagoy
2 ILIEV Vladimir
3 VASILEV Konstantin
4 SINAPOV Anton

20 LAT - Latvia
1 RASTORGUJEVS Andrejs
2 BIRKENTALS Renars
3 LOZBERS Rihards
4 MISE Edgars

2/2
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>>153501913
>>153501914
Cool. I just read the rules. I am ready.
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>>153501953
bring it home for Sturla
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Prediction:
USA finishes above Germany and the German biathlon program is finished for good
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Is there a point in watching a race without Loudawg?
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>>153501953
If Claude doesn't mess up you guys are pretty fucked.
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France will win this one
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Watch Men
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We've never won this race, this is very special for us, I hope Norway is considerate enough to let us win
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>>153501872
>World Athletics president Sebastian Coe stated that cross-country running would provide new opportunities for African athletes to win a Winter Olympic medal for the first time
kill all anglo boomers with their gay white savior complex
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>>153501988
yes
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>>153501909
I'm pretty sure this is a ski archery thread
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>>153501996
If you let us have the women's relay
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>>153501081
I'll make it my mission she has one
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Brown Hofer with a pole break before the first split, hope this is the only bad luck Italy has.
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>>153501996
I think you are the favorites this time
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>>153501942
it never even began
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>>153502005
Ski archery, you say?
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We are getting top 12
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>>153501789
getting rid of it to make room for other sports doesn't even make sense. you already need jumping hills and a cross country course, and making room and feeding 80-100 athletes (if they include girls) is a drop in the bucket
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>>153502012
You're gonna need to ask a few more nations
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OLLI
>>
OLLI
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>amerishoots
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cuntdal
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>commentators jinxing uldal by saying he's the best prone shooter right before his shooting
classic
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Justus Shootow
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>>153502040
wtf is this real?
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Go Germany!!!
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>>153502005
bring this shit back.
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Dont get your hopes up guys. French sweep is imminent
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>>153501900
WHAT??
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>peak snowy conditions in Antholz
I'm really looking forward to be there in person tomorrow
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Is this 2 shootings or 4 pr leg?
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>>153502018
i was watching hockey until now, but if that's how things are going for us maybe i shouldn't tune in at all
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>strelow gaining
wut?
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>>153502134
Prone and standing for each leg.
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STOP THE COUNT
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>>153502149
Norwegian commentators said the field was being held up by weaker skiing nations. Like the finn in front.
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>>153501872
?? Cross country is just something you do at school because the age group can't fit on the oval at once
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>>153502134
one shooting per leg
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THE CHOKE IS IN
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ULDAL
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>Frog shooting
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>FROGS
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O L L I
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ACK!
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>Strelow
>skis fast shoots bad
Wrong name
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>klod
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OH NO
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SACKRE BLÖ
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SAGRE BLÖ
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Claude has been shooting like crap for a long time
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>KLOd
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frogs in shambles
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>>153502203
He can only do prone shooting. Standing is too high
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>French shooting
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Swedes are in this
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what did he mean by that
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>>153501975
not really. Dawg is love, Dawg is life
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>>153501872
>somebody that's never seen snow will win a winter olympic gold in youre lifetime
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Those french freaks will medal anyway
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>last
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if we only had four Ollis
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Olli you can't lose to Viktor the stunt skier
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>>153501872
none of those are winter sports
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MAX VERSTAPPEN ON THE INSIDE!!!!
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>>153502231
Beautiful Men today, Lou Doggy Dog tomorrow
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>>153502234
wait until Jako did 2 laps
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>>153502233
>implying we're not winning that too
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France winning every relay last season and then Norwaywinninglol in Lenzerheide mentioned.
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Need a >neverlin leg from Sweden
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Is this another freewin for Norway?
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Brown Hofer lost one minute on the last lap
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didn't even notice italy shat the bed too lmao
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our commentator:
>italy is surpassed by romania
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Wtf is Shitaly doing
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>>153502287
Now that France choked at the start, yes
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>>153502287
After Claude's penalty lap, yes
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>interviewing the family
fuck ooofffff
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>>153502018
>>153502298
>>153502303
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>>153502306
We need the Norgay Gold for new Sturla Lore
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Kwabelin already going all out on the first lap, how many laps today?
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>>153502287
Things can change quickly in biathlon
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>>153502287
No free wins in biathlon
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>>153502287
If Nelin doesn't fuck up Sweden can do it
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>>153502319
>sturla win
>"thanks for the medal, but i must confess that i killed some random homeless bum in the 90s"
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Did Germany sneak into 2nd?
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>>153502325
But one thing is certain
>norwaywinslol
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>>153502339
>Norway
>homeless
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Botn pls
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I'm scared
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>spends 30 seconds getting ready
>misses
Holy comedic timing
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Aim-Botn high Ping
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norgebros...
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>shoot slow
>still miss
fast shooting wins!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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NELIN
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>Norgay
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HOWEVER
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Go germany! Get gold!
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NORWAY CHOKE

GERMANY TAKES THE LEAD!!!!
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Aimbotn wtf was that
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jacquelin redemption arc
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Might as well have done a lap with as much time he wasted on the range
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HE LOST ONE MINUTE AND TEN SECONDS TO JACQUELIN AFTER THE FIRST SHOOOOOTING
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kwab
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>>153502274
>Karaboga mercenaries won 4 times in a row
Yeah if theres an olympic medal on the line the kenyans will show up.
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based shaklään
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It all flipped now
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FUCKING USELESS NIGGER
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU
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The German who can't shut the fuck up about how good slow shooting is you can step up and kill yourself now
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how is that frog with a girl's name so fast?
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>>153502401
you have enough gold ffs

stop being a greedy cunt
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Ger fucked Norgay!
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told you guys this is an easy win for france
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FUCKING JINXERS
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Jacquelin going like a madman once again.
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JUST
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>>153502404
Heh, slow and steady wins the 4th place
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I thought the frogs were supposed to be out of this
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>Grabs individual gold
>Crashes out in relays
Tale as old as time
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>>153502404
easy to learn, hard to master
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>>153502426
what site is this
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>>153502419
he's giving him strength.
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>>153502437
https://biathlonresults.com/
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>Botn slow
It's over for norgay
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>>153502438
EPO and cocaine are a hell of a mix.
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>goes back in time and puts dale on our team
>he gets a penalty lap but still mogs botn's time
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why is this frog so fucking fast all of a sudden?
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>>153502438
Bald Fraud
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>>153502438
so random
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>>153502458
he dindu nuffin
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>>153502410
you dont win with that mentality
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>>153502465
He smelled Lou pussy
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Today, we are all France
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>>153502482
no
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>french reloading
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c'est fini
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>>153502458
it's just the minerals in the earring balancing the electrolytes inside his body
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lmao what happened to that han?!
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VAI GIACOMINO
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>zobelix
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Kino I'm afraid
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Zobel kwab
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T E R O
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N E L I N
E
L
I
N
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It must be an emotional rollercoaster for Norwegians: so many wins and yet so many chokes.
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what are we doing
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>Zobelix
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>>153502481
running away
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no mink pussy for zobel today
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I don't like how well Sweden is positioned
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why are we so crap at this sport nowadys? If i wasnt born in the norf i wouldve won gold already
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>>153502532
on the floor waiting for a pegging?
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So botn can actually shoot at a relatively normal pace
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Frog or swedish cuck will win
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Bruh
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>>153501896
The Jews fear bandy
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chadquelin
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>>153502542
did that look like he can shoot?
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>>153502517
*lights cigarette*
Triumph and tragedy, in the same play
*flicks cigarette at pre-school*
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>>153502536
Arnd and Erik the Greater retired
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Pathetic leg by Botn
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Botn needs another whiff off the inhaler
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>Fourcade criticized Jacquelin for idolizing a doper
kinda based tbß
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Why is Horn going last? He's a shitter like Nawrath but even more weakminded.
>>
COME ON NELIN THE FROG IS TIRED
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FINLAND ON THE INSIDE!!!!!
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Ponsi will cook everyone in the next leg, easy win for sweden
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>Jimi in his first Olympic games
>about to run a leg with Finland in podium position
I wonder how much pressure he feels.
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>>153502582
he's not wrong
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i can feel, bros.
fin gold is happening.
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>>153502594
It would be amazing to see that! :)
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BONSI :DD
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>>153502594
you feel wrong
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>>153502594
uh oh, le jinx post right there
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norway pls dont
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>losing over a minute to france on one leg
grim
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>>153502594
heh
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>>153502592
jimi :DDDDDDDDD
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Why do other nations even bother?
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jimi :DDD
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From my casual understanding you have spare bullets for missed targets before you get penalty laps.
Are those spare bullets for each individual athlete or are they shared amongst the entire team?
>>
Who will miss more, Jimi or Bonsi?
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>>153502637
I think more penalty time
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>>153502637
Each athlete
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>>153502621
fillet mignon will bring it home
>>
afla soon
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>>153502637
You have 3 for every shooting
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>>153502637
Each individual athlete get 3 extra shots for every shooting
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>>153502637
Three spares per shooting for all racers.
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Now that Norway is flopping I'm rooting for France
>>153502594
Most of all I want you guys to win, but I don't think it's realistic
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Its coming a la maison
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Thanks, friends.
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Insider tips says Sturla's ex poisoned his porridge this morning to avoid another bronze medal interview incident
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>>153502662
Jesus Christ pull yourself together
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Preparing for AFLA
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Imagine a
>FRA
>FIN
>SWE
biathlon podium
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S T U R L A
T
U
R
L
A
>>
We're so back
>>
always hated frogs
>>
WE'RE SO BACK
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>>153502684
Id rather not
>>
EASY french win.
EASY
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its over
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ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
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GREAT SHOOTING MY NORWAY
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>I kept our chances alive
How generous of you claude
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Imagine several Son of Sam penalty loops
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>>153502696
Imagine Germany at 4th place.
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>>153502699
Thank you for your service
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>>153502689
>>153502694
just read up on your royal family lmfao
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fugg :DD
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im scared
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>canadian shooting
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>l'italia continua a sbagliare
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>>153502712
I dont have to
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>current latvian skier is 16yo
Jesus christ I've posted on /sp/ longer than that.
>>
>>153502722
Please ignore us.
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Apparently Sturla has only missed 3 targets in all of the Olympics

cheating buff confirmed
>>
slurpin swede
>>
Whats up with italian men?
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>>153502667
If you don’t use your three spares you can fire them at your opponents

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4dVpmsfiopU&pp=ygUYR2FsZW5za2FwYXJuYSBza2lkc2t5dHRl
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>>153502676
Norge har floppet mye under press dette OLet hvor de nesten hadde gullet i lomma. Stoler ikke på noen med mindre de er like sikre kort som Klæbo
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afla
>>
WE'VE GOT 4TH PLACE NOW
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>>153502753
imagine
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>>153502752
brown hofer broke his stick and we never recovered
>>
If Sturla carries Norway to gold, does he propose to his ex live on NRK?
>>
>>153502755
Mye mer stang inn enn ut
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>>153502767
He marries JTB on the spot
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>>153502767
>ex
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>>153502757
4TH PLACE SECURED!
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>>153502767
Makule drugs him and locks him up in her basement
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STURLA
STURLA
STURLA
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>Shitrath
>>
STURLA YOU GOD
>>
OH SHIT
>>
uhhh frogbros?
>>
STURLA is undefeated
>>
KINO
>>
TITE
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Bonsi :DDD
>>
it's over
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>jimi
>>
P O N S I
O
N
S
I
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BONSI USING PENTAZEMIN
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SWEDEN IN THE LEAD!!!

Today, we are all Swedish
>>
>Binland
>>
poor finn
>>
>Everyone misses after the leaders
Reminds me of the Oberhof relay 2023 kek
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perkele
>>
God damn it
>>
it was fun while it lasted. time to nap. see you bros.
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AFLA
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>male shooting
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PERKELE
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>>153502664
you better worying about your guys
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Samuelsson is gonna fuck it up, and double agent Perrot will throw it for Norway. 1 Norway, 2 France, 3 Sweden.
>>
Finbros...?
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Why did they put him 3rd ffs, should have been the first guy
>>
>>153502836
S-so we get 4th?
>>
Reminder that if your country is good at shooting theyre not masculine
>>
Ponsilouma is the fastest skier but REFUSES to be in front. He's gonna pull away on the long climb
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Today, we are all Norwegian
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bonsi :D :D :D
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det är förbi
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Cmon swedish cuck!
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>>153502836
Vetle will choke, he can only do it with a minute lead
>>
PONSI ATTACK
>>
>>153502836
Nice reverse jinx attempt. Perrot will machine gun those targets down.
>>
turbo ponsi
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Sweden confirmed 5 misses
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We are pesäpallo nation anyways
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>>153502858
>swedish cuck
qrd?
>>
bonsi bonsi bonsi
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>>153502876
>t. newfag
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>12th
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>>153502876
He's Swedish
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>>153502876
hes a retarded /pol/poster
>>
>>153502755
weakmind faggot
>>
Ponsi-Scheme failed
>>
Sarreguemines mentionned
>>
Spoilers: Vetle is gonna slurp harder than anyone could ever have
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>>153502884
nah, it is long swedish name. Just call it cuck.

>Captain Sweden
>Sweden Yes
nuff said
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QFM didn't touch Perrot, c'est fini
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>>153502882
>>
>>153502885
It's just pattern recognition. Need to be realistic
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>>153502903
Its a Finnish name
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>>153502903
never post again newfag
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>>153502912
>he carries the swedish flag
whatever lmao
>>
Even if someone fails Hornliu won't shoot clean
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Chokefest incoming
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>toilet spider Eric Perrot
wtf does that even mean, Czech commentators are insane
>>
>>153502918
>t. Cortez-McDonald
>>
Question is if Sebbe has gotten his chokes out of the way already
>>
This is damn exciting
>>
>>153502914
cope kraut
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>>153502924
he ambushes your anus like a spider in the toilet
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>>153502922
The shooting has been really shaky, kino incoming
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Perrot will clutch
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Pretty good Vetle
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ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
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PERRO
>>
go frog
>>
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ
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ALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ
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>Guld-Sebbe
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>>153502928
Yeah...
>>
I bet the french put magnets in their targets
>>
DON'T STOP BELIEVIN
>>
Medal is done atleast
>>
>>
that was lucky
>>
Man german biathlon will die in the future
>>
>>153502990
>Germans in charge of non-ferromagnetic materials
>>
>fourthmany
>>
It's becoming too much
>>
Did France need to do a penalty lap at the start?
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>>153503004
it's already DED lad
>>
Alright, only a French choke can save us now
>>
Wtf Sebbe looks like he's exploded on the second lap
>>
vetle you fat fuck
>>
>>153503018
Yep
>>
here in italy we call 4th place the "wood medal" to make fun of it
>>
Sebbe isn't even fast anymore, what happened.
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>>153503026
It was kinda crazy how you came from 50 seconds behind to first with the second guy
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>>153503021
nah not yet
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>>153503027
chocolate here
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Une médaille d'or s'il vous plaît.
>>
close
>>
Lezzgo
>>
CAM ON VETLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
Wowowowo
>>
BIG MISS
>>
No way Perrot is throwing this
>>
Francewinslol
>>
SKI LIKE THE WIND YOU FAT BASTARD
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>8.5s gap
that's closeable
>>
KLOPP
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAGH THIS IS TOO MUCH
>>
HIGH DRAMA
THE CHASE IS ON
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>>153503072
kek
>>
at least baguette bro defeated the eternal swede
>>
i believe in la baguette
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>>153503052
not so fast
>>
VETLE YOU HAVE TO USE TRIVAGO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>>
perrot is a slow skier.

rip
>>
>>153503070
The frenchman fears the viking
>>
>>153503086
We need to believe.
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ACTIVATE
>>
WTF it's the Trivagoman
>>
>>153503091
>most knowledgable frog
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>>153503091
Not during these games buddy
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>+10.7 at 28.7km
it's over
>>
it's over
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>>153503092
he's half viking tho
>>
Damn this climb looks weird without the car ads scrolling on the billboards.
>>
C'EST L'OR
>>
>>153503091
Perrot has been one of the consistently fastest skiers since last summer.
>>
>tfw vetle isn't jtb
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Cam on you fat norwegian bastard YOU HAVE A GUN
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>>153503119
What? You dont like the BMW IX3?
>>
oh btw guys

AFLA
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WTF SEBBE DQ, due to touching an outsider
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Sebbe fighting to stay alive lol, cute fistbump
>>
>>
biathlon would be better if it was with arrows
>>
Heat pumps
>>
You hate to see it
>>
>Gold medal duel is between 100% norwegian skier and a 50% norwegian skier
How long until we start loaning out skiers to countries to balance out the competitions?
>>
Botn's terrible prone shooting too costly
>>
>>153503151
WATCH OUR ANUS
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Can't believe this is actually France's first ever Olympic relay gold for the men, and they did it with a penalty lap.
>>
3-4 countries take biathlon seriously

Sweden happy with a bronze

Wtf
>>
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he won.
>>
Vive la France
>>
>>153503135
But France won?
>>
Fun race and congrats France
>>
Public execution next
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OUIIIIIIIIIIIIII

FUCK YOU YOU JINXING KRAUT NOT THIS TIME
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Heta pumps
>>
I callled it. Congrats France
>>
Gratz frog!
>>
I really enjoyed that. Congratulations France.
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>>153503167
and france leads again
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Cute high five, shoulda grabbed a flag
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>>153503173
I got you good though, admit it
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Well done, congratz
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>the american celebrating 5th place
>>
Perrå completely did
>>
USA USA USA
>>
WE WON THE 6TH PLACE SPRINT LETS GOOOO
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>>153503194
you have no power. we don't need anybody to underperform.
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>>153503190
oooohhhh
>>
>>153503200
*ded
>>
>>153503198
he knows the four guys in front will get disqualified for doping
>>
If only Tero hadn't gotten a cold, but to quote Palander on slalom, "if, if, if, this is a fucking sport of 'if's".
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Perrå is so dead
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>shitaly
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>best ever finish in any biathlon event
soon America will dominate this sport
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>>153503203
I jinxed out of gold twice already and i will do it again tomorrow
>>
Give that man some blåbärssoppa ASAP
>>
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What's going on?!
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>>153503219
And by Tero I mean Tuomas, ffs
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>>153503225
giacomel has been choking the entire olympics, i never had any hopes.
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>>153503227
Stop eating our lunch
>>
perrot on the verge of fainting
>>
>>153503235
It literally says on the screen, Flore was lapped during his first shooting and Romania was waved out of the race.
>>
>>153503233
ze hand rubbing kraut
>>
>>153503194
I expect your presence tomorrow for our frogettes but you were powerless today and tomorrow will be the same
>>
>>153503227
>Carried by a Kiwi
>>
w-w-what does /calle/ mean

Is this like /yfmoc/ for Winter?
>>
>>153503239
He still has a chance in the mass start.
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Is QFM a top 5 male biathlete ever?
>>
>italy 0+9
>4 and a half minutes behind
crazy
>>
> 1 day into ramadan and we're not even fast
what happened bros?
>>
>>153503263
Yes, we try to have a good time here watching winter sports
>>
>>153503266
Doro has to promise him a special reward like never before.
>>
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>>153503169
it was Emilien day today
>>
Botn looks so dead inside
>>
>>153503286
if he wins he gets a 5some with the entire women relay team
>>
New thread:
>>153503293
>>153503293
>>153503293
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>>153503291
turns out that shooting fast really is the meta when you need to be faster than the others
>>
>1 lap + 9
vs
>0 laps + 6
>still lose
uhh Norge bros?
>>
>>153503326
see
>>153502426
>>
>>153503233
no you didn't. we don't need any jinx to choke.
>>
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