>Wed 18.02.13.30 Alpine Skiing - W Slalom Run 214.45 Biathlon - W Relay 4x6km>Thu 19.02.10.00 Nordic Combined - Team Sprint HS14114.00 Nordic Combined - Team Sprint 2x7.5km>Fri 20.02.14.15 Biathlon - M Mass Start 15km>Sat 21.02.11.00 Langrenn - M Mass Start Classic 50km14.15 Biathlon - W Mass Start 12.5km>Sun 22.02.10.00 Langrenn - W Mass Start Classic 50kmPrevious thread:>>153503293
fpbp
Hokej in work>>
why is this women's slalom so flat?
Ösi gambler you here?Bet a cheeky tenner on RastShiffers will McGrath today
>>153520881Thanks for making a proper thread
why is it allowed for a trainer of competing athletes to set the course?
Why are all these slalom women so flat?
>>153520919yea it's kinda hard to know when pekka wants to let the thread live longer or when he's AFK. Either way I jump in to the best of my instincts
1) Shiffers2) RAST3) Caffe Wendy
>>153520929The course setter is picked by random from all participating teams
>>153520929The course setters for the runs are decided by lottery before the season so it's random, they can't pick the race they want.
>>153520930aerodynamics
Unsere Gold-Lena
>>153520971>german amateur
>>153520960>>153520963ok but why not just let the people that organize the even set it?
>>153521010So you want home team to always have the advantage in both runs?
>you can pay 350€ to party at the house where the german athletes party
>>153521034Are the German athletes included?
>>153521034They should pay me for partying with these losers
>>153521010Random course setters avoid the problem of national federations or venues pulling for their own country's racers.
>>153521033>>153521047i see what you mean but thats just replacing one advantage with another advantage
Bucik is a sad sight these days
>94 competitors>no britsI'm rooting for Greece
>>153521034Do i get to drink with Tanne
Gallhuber race number 100? Since she's allowed a meme start number?
Big girl climbing the standings
>>153521041You mean: Do Czech House rules apply?>>153521043It's stupid to blame the existing athletes because the suits failed to find better ones>>153521068In theory, you have to charm her into drinking with you though
>Are you here for the Party?
slalom skiers all have amazing hips
>the course is simple>that means durrr has to attackOH NONONONO
>>153521149yes, mistress S
>>153521067>3 french all badRooting for ALBANIA
so how does shiffrin absolutely blow this?
I like all the Canadian girls - Valerie, Laurie St-G, Ali Nullmeyer, Britt :)
>>153521149Id drink from her
>Zrinka
Course seems to be getting fucked
Paula climbing too, Tanja Poutiainen predicted a top 12 placement for her.
>>153521289Ours said top10
Tamara is going to have to spank the entire Croatian team after these Olympics.
More hugs needed for Lara.
how is the american so much faster than everyone else?
It's not fair, bros :(
>>153521356eat more
>>153521351Paula always goes full yolo, if she doesn't DNF she is usually really fast. Now she had a bad first run but made up for it on the second.
>>153521351Because Paula is a top 5 slalom racer she just kwabed in the first run
>>153521310wearing leather boots, right?
>Swedish skiing
>hector sarason
ACHILLES'ed
HECTOOOOOOOOOOOR
https://www.aftonbladet.se/sportbladet/a/3p4bBd/langdskidor-hund-storde-akarna-i-kvalet-i-lagsprinten>The dog did not go through the mixed zone to answer questions after the qualifying round. However, the owner spoke out.>– He just disappeared, ran away from home. He is a very kind dog. Very stubborn, very sweet and very social. He always seeks contact with people. He does not hurt people, the dog owner tells the American cross-country skiing reporter Nathaniel Herz according to VG.>The dog is said to be a Czech wolfhound that is two years old. His name is Nazgul and is therefore named after the ringwraiths in The Lord of the Rings.>Sportbladet has reached out to Nazgul for a wuff.
>Caitlin McFarlane (France)
>>153521448>every skier loved the dogGood doggy.
Kathis #1 and #2 :)
>>153521448>He does not hurt peopleDog mauls 2-5 kids per year confirmed
>>153521418most fit people have erectors like this if they were to take a picture in that pose with a pillow under them
>>153521448ZDF memed that he was dsq'ed for the final because he didn't have a partner for the team sprint
>>153521448>named after the ringwraiths in The Lord of the Ringsreddit dog
>Emma
Paula up 16 places, now inside top 12.
Aicher DF
>Albanian skiing
>Wendy Holdenermore like Wen-deez-nuts Holden-my-cock-ener haah
C A F F E
>>153521450Of course she choose French nationality instead of gang rape by paki, can't blame her
JUDGE Larsson fast
JUDGED
Larsson for Chief Judge!
>Hansdotter's gold was 8 years ago
RAST
CAMILLE!!!
WE'RE ALL GETTING LAID TONIGHT
R A S TAST
Fugg
Rast has medal imo
time for the next shiffers choke
>Swedish skiing:(
NOOOOOOOOOO
>>153521667you mistyped durr
Paula 10th confirmed
Cock
>Swedish ski poles
NOOO THICC SWEDE
>>153521058they should get a guy from Benin or something to set the track next time, it would make for an entertaining race
defeated by a broken stick
>Swedish skiingPoor Öhlund.
For me it's smol, thicc Swedes
>
lol
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFIRST GATE
HOLY GFUCK
OOOF
>DYYYYYYYYYYYR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHA
kek lmao
Wtf
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>German skiingFIRST FUCKING GATE
ay lamo, germans were not lying
>InstaKWAB
surely that won't rattle Shiffrin too kek
FOUR YEARSYEARS
Send her to the iso-cube
she should go to the forest too
Palanderesque
>pretwnds to be shocked>grabs ass
HAHAHAHAHAH WHATTHEFUCK
>Swedish rose
>-1.50Shiffers <3
God damn!
winfrin
Š I F F E R S
Easy
IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY
The Sniffening
burgers I kneel
>-1.50Barilla, I kneel, finally a gold after 12 years.
kwab of the olympics?
Finally :)
Fucking finally
That was some next level Durr-Choke, truly Olympic.
>>153521778mcKwab
DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT LOOK UP THE HOCKEY SCORE BETWEEN GERMANY AND SLOVAKIA
>>153521806Stickpuck is not a sport
>>153521806
Bened is so pretty
surely things will get better for us in the relay
So do the other 60 odd skiers just not bother going then?
>>153521806I thought we will win but this was way easier than expected. Leon almost 30 mins on ice and fuck all to show lel
I can now say with complete confidence that Swedish women owe me sex
>>153521862Unlike the world cup, everyone who got down on the first run gets a second run here, not just the top 30.
>>153521806relax its not FIN-ITA bad...
>>153521863Got unlucky there. A couple of millimetres and it would've gone the other way and been a great line.
>>153521863Career ending kwab
>>153521885Italy doesnt try to be a serious hockey nation though
Biathlon Women'S 4x6km Relay startlist:1 FRA - France 11 BENES Camille>2 JEANMONNOT Loudawg>3 MICHELON Oceane>4 SIMON Julia2 NOR - Norway1 JOHANSEN Marthe Krakstad>2 ARNEKLEIV Junicorn>3 KNOTTEN Karoline Offigstad4 KIRKEEIDE Maren3 SWE - Sweden1 GESTBLOM Linn2 MIDGETSSON Anna>3 OEBERG Elvira>4 OEBERG Hanna4 ITA - Italy 2>1 AUCHENTALLER Hannah>2 WIERER Doro>3 CARRARA Michela>4 VITTOZZI Lisa5 GER - Germany>1 TANNHEIMER Julia>2 PREUSS Franziska3 HETTICH-WALZ Janina>4 VOIGT Vanessa6 FIN - Finland1 HAMALAINEN Inka>2 LEINAMO Sonja>3 LEHTONEN Venla>4 MINKKINEN Suvi7 CZE - Czechia 31 JISLOVA Jessica>2 CHARVATOVA Lucie3 VOBORNIKOVA Tereza4 VINKLARKOVA Tereza8 AUT - Austria1 STEINER Tamara>2 GANDLER Anna>3 ANDEXER Anna>4 HAUSER Lt. Lisa Theresa9 SVK - Slovakia1 KAPUSTOVA Ema>2 BATOVSKA FIALKOVA Paulina3 KUZMINA Anastasiya4 REMENOVA Maria10 SUI - Switzerland 4>1 BASERGA Amy>2 GASPARIN Aita3 MEIERI Lea>4 HAECKI-GROSS Lena1/2
>>153521863New level of shittery unlocked
>>153521853
>>153521880the judge gets you going?
>>153521881shit so if you do this on your first run your olympics is over?>>153521863
11 USA - United States of America>1 IRWIN Deedra2 ANDERSON Lucinda3 FREED Margie4 REID Joanne Firesteel12 POL - Poland1 MAKA Anna2 ZUK Kamila3 JAKIELA Joanna4 SIDOROWICZ Natalia13 SLO - Slovenia 5>1 REPINC Lena2 LAMPEACH Anamarija3 CASERMAN Manca4 KLEMENCIC Polona14 UKR - Ukraine1 MERKUSHYNA Oleksandra2 DZHIMA Yuliia3 DMYTRENKO Khrystyna4 CHALYK Daryna15 BUL - Bulgaria1 HRISTOVA Lora2 TODOROVA Milena3 ZDRAVKOVA Maria4 DIMITROVA Valentina16 EST - Estonia 61 KUELM Susan>2 ERMITS Regina>3 TOMINGAS Tuuli4 TALIHAERM Johanna17 LAT - Latvia>1 VOLFA Estere>2 BENDIKA Baiba3 BULINA Sanita4 SABULE Annija Keita18 CAN - Canada1 PARADIS Pascale2 ROUSSEAU Shilo>3 PEIFFER Benita4 MOSER Nadia19 BEL - Belgium 71 LIE Lotte>2 CLOETENS Maya3 BOUVARD Eve4 EMONTS Marisa20 LTU - Lithuania1 TRAUBAITE Judita2 ZHURAUSKAITE Lidiia3 KOCERGINA Natalja4 URUMOVA Sara2/2
>>153521908Big Red Minge deserves >
>>153521908>BENES
>>153521908>>153521951no bongy no watchy
>>153521908>4 KIRKEEIDE Maren
>>153521992Very nice
>>153520387>>153520407yeah it's almost as if we were the only idiots who went full throttle in all the matches which actually didn't matter at all
>>153521936Judge? No I'm talking about my queen
>>153521948A DNF is an immediate race over, no second chances, no matter whether it's the first or second run. I can only imagine the suck if you only got chosen for one race in the Olympics and you DNFd it, but Lena at least had the GS behind her.
inka looks bit like jeanne
>>153521926you cut it short but thank you anywayI love the rifle control point videos
>>153521953maybe when she wins another race. only pretty girls get an > for free. others have to work for it
1. FRA2. NOR3. ITA
>>153522025Brutal. Are most of these DNFs missing a gate so its not like you can get up and carry on?
Francewinslol
>>153521953eh
>>153521908>BENES?
STOP THE COUNT
Poland or Bulgaria will medal
Let's go! I have full faith in Kirkeide and the gals
tanne going for it
>>153522063Allez
>>153522062In slalom it's usually straddling a gate like what happened to Lena, or simply wiping out, where it's either a DNF or a DSQ if you make it to the finish line anyway like in webm related.
another girl failed at gate 1 lol
I LOVE BIATHLON AND BIATHLON GIRLS!
>>153521951why is Lora not >?
>>153522115No one even knew who she was until a week ago.
>>153521992>knittingis that some secret training technique
MARTHE
it's already over
frogswinlol
>>153522137Quick Fingers for quick reloading
Good job Marthe
GO TANNE GO
She's fast!
ALLEZ ALLEZ BENED! lou spotted also
>>153521863>training 4 years for this
Were Finland a medal chance in this?
Hold the back ffs
>>153522174no
>Jizzlover
Damn, Inka and Italian vampire took their sweet time on the mat, 35.2s for Inka and 37.8s for Auchentaller.
>>15352217412% I'll give them
>>153522134I did, lora, lena repinc and darcie are shitters but qts, uqalek only known bc she's from greenland
Marthe :)
cam on, lora
Wont even try to jinx it this time, france has it in the bag
>>153522191should have this version in the summer olympics
>>153522174No, at best we've been 4th
fucking MEETINGS well at least I got to see the wolf
Ranzi speciale will be glorious
>>153522206
I do NOT want the f*ogs to win
>>153522219Greatest ally
>>153522206jeanmonnotwinslol
>>153522216Even if she somehow shoots clean Vanessa is too slow for the last leg
cute kraut fans
>>153522219There is 0 chance they won't get gold
CHOKEFEST
frogsisters...
All in all not too bad
OH NO NO NO FROGS
>Benes
LORAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bened has a hit percentage of 92% on standing what the hell is happening
Hristova!
Suspicious balkanoids
>benes
SACRE BLÖ
>>153522242Say what?
Marthe :(
It's another franceshootslapandwinsanyway episode
Lora is elite
couldn't be more over
>French shootingL O R AORA
>bulgariawinsmake it happen
>>153522219rip
Guillotine that bitch
>>153522242Nicely jinxed
Allees Le BlÖÖÖ
Lifelong Bulgaria fan here
>>153522206:^)
>>153522242
BULGARIAN CHADS RISE UP
CAM ON SWEDENCAM ON NORWAYCAM ON BULGARIAWIN SAM FACKING MEDALS
for me it's volfa
Make no mistake, Frogs are still favorites
This is a very good start for us, let's goooo.
>>153522191>>153522210How realistic are these roller skis? Does it feel like you're skiing on snow?
>>153522301>CAM ON NORWAY>CAM ON BULGARIA>WIN SAM FACKING MEDALSthis
No way we choke this
>>153522295look at those dimples
Where is britbongistani biathlon anyways?
>Guck ihr ins Gesicht, die hat Bock.Tanne thinking about me
>>153522309i believe in la baguette
Loudawg-bros, I'm not feeling it...
>hot jeanmonnot
>>153522320Nah shes thinking about me
>>153522314hehe
>>153522312
They put Ranziska on 2 because she is a mental midget ayyylmao
>>153522315Kinda, but not really. Hope that answers your question
Leg 2 will be a slurpfest and they will hand Loudog the easy catch-up
>>153522311not really but sort of
Ez win for swedish biathlon ladies
>>153522349Meant for this >>153522311
Why does svtplay only show some interview, am i retarded?
>>153522352My leg 3 is a slurpfest for Tannheimer
>>153522309more than 1min is a lot
56 seconds is nothing
Make no mistake, we will choke this.
The Hunt is on for the Dawg
i love this sport
why don't they push each other at the exchange like they so in short track sneedskating?
>>153522368biathlon is on tv4
>>153522311For double poling and skating there is a similarity. Though you get much more grip from the wheels than you get from skis on snow.Biggest difference is how much more energy you get out of your upper body with spikes into asphalt instead of the snow absorbing it.
>>153522388because biathlon is a real sport
>>153522368Ni mosta pressa direct knappen Sven
>Branzi not overtaking Todorova What is wrong with her
JUNI I LOVE YOU
bened you stupid whore
>>153522368TV4 owns the rights to the biathlon events :/
>>153522346just kidding sweden and france will win
>>153522387It's a very well crafted sport
>>153522398le wolfgang pichler face
>>153522368It's on Tv4.Rip
Why are you guys not working right now? Are you unemployed?
Come on move those stubby legs
>>153522415sick leave
>>153522415hjemmekontor
>>153522415I can see my workplace from here
This is now between Sweden and France
Bulgarians really nailed the "form timing"
>>153522415neet
cheeky peach medal incoming
>>153522430I miss Ida :(
>>153522387Biathlon is the most real and serious sport, I love it.
>>153522415I'm on sick leave because my back hurts, it happened just as the olympic games started
B R A N Z IRANZI
>>153522415was done an hour ago
PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ PREUẞ
swedesisters...
>we might get another sad Bened instagram postKino
B R A N Z I
>>153522390>>153522406>>153522412Thanks but sad
>Sven Fischer having an Orgasm
>doro chokei should have watched curling
>Bulgarian shooting
todorova fuck
KAOSLOPP
>swedish shooting
>whoro
>>153522415Homeoffice is hard work
It’s over
>WHOROTHEA
CHOKE
>>153522415WFH habibi
>Shire and Italian shooting>>153522415I work from home, this is the fifth year.
>d'Oro
inb4 Ranzi choke in the standing shooting
Doro channeling the italian men.
WAIT HOW ARE WE ARE WINNING WHAT THE FUCK
1. Norway2. France3. Sweden4. Germany
Doro :(
making the bundeswehr proud with that shooting
Hettich-Walz will choke
>>153522480>>153522484Can you fuckers stop for once, it's getting tiring
>>153522415
>>153522415I got the week off, neet week I call it
Luke Shuan Må'nå coming
HOBBITSSON FUCKING SUCKS
>>153522483>2nd leg>winningthe eternal tourist
why is it that I can't find a single photo of Preuß in uniform
It's over
>>153522415studying a useless degree an i happen to have wednesdays off
>>153522508
>that giga belgian
>>153522415Neet, or rather im training and searching for job
>>153522495Branzi isn't done yet
WE ARE WINNING THIS
>>153522511winning != won, we are actively leading the race, yes learn2english esl
Will have neetbucks agency call me before the end of the race, sad!
>>153522521Was it all a dream?
>>15352241580% of the office is off to the mountains for winter break so I'm working from home.
PREUSS PREUSS PREUSS
>>153522496The choke will happen weather you like it or not, its the stoy of these games for Germany
JUNI JUNI JUNIJUNI JUNI JUNIJUNI JUNI JUNI
germansisters...
Lmao what a dumb bitch
JUNI I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
JUNIIIIIIIIIIICOOOOOOOOOOOORN MY LOVE
>ed attenzione, preuss é ancora lí
>>153522415"Student" (haven't done anything all year)
JAAADAAAALOVE YOU JUNI
>>153522483you were saying
NOOOOOOO FRANCE CHOKE
of fucking course
JÄVLA NORGEHOROR
Lou
>>153522521
>>153522496>
norwaywinslol
German????? What are you doing
Hold me anon the excitement is too much
rip preub
>Branzi shooting
>>153522576rude and uncalled for
Norsk makt
>Fraudseska Preuss
>>153522483first time watching biathlon?
>Franziso, it happened AGAIN
Ingrid could never
I feel like at this point Branzi won't even bother with the Mass Start
branziska...
the frogs are coming
>slowni
It’s not completely over anymore!
>>153522601>No tandreshartIt's so over
Imagine if she just took 5 laps
wtf juni
i really feel for her
>>153522573>>153522598>these ESLswe were winning when I wrote that, I did not say "we have it in the bag"
based lou
CAM ON JUNI
Bendibro' we're so back
Too old, can't compete, clinging to past glory. Is Preuß the fitting symbol for the Germany?
Is it France tactic to fuck up first leg and then catch up in leg 2? They did the same meme shit yesterday
NORWAY DOES NOT NEED MORE GOLD FFSSHARE THE FUCKING GOLD
Juni ded :'(
BAIBA ATTACK
juni doesn't have the right inhaler with her?
>norwegian can't skishameful
AnotherFranceWinsLol
>>153522630Didn't the Olympics already break her at her first appearance? I'm pretty sure she already shot some loops 12 years ago in the relay.
Bulgarians are not even trying to hide the blood doping
CAM ON OCEANE
>>153522650Just win bro
It's a doggy dog world i'm affraid
>losing 25 seconds to france on 2km
>>153522670
today i feel latvian
I love the Junicorn.
So sick of seeing Latvia and Bulgaria win
>max verstappen song
>>153522653she's dead from the start
>>153522675Gods omen
>>153522650just ski faster? bro
stop the count here like the ski jumping please. based latvia
allez, oceane!
Ski for you life Elvira!
COME ON ELVIRA
>>153522659
Well done, Juni!
CAM ON LATVIASCORE A FACKING UPSET
gg dorothea
>our commentators gave up because carrara literally cannot hit a target apparently
anyone ever miss the touch on this or does it just count if you're in a reasonable distance?
>>153522709What's happening?
Baiba Bros, how we feeling?
>>153522717your woman shot our woman
>elvira slurping on knottenIt's so over
>>153522719Tite
latvia the biathlon powerhouse
fuck off elvira
>>153522729oh god
>>153522677GUT DASS LATVIA GIBT
>Now is the time
>>153522740>>153522732Fr what's happening?
>france>miss>penalty laps>still win
>>153522717You're doing well
Is that Latvian qt blonde skiing today?
>>153522744>Activate the Magnets
>>153522752Stop the jinx
So norgay and sneeden jsut battling out 4th place?
>>153522752Impossible to predict!
>>153522755In which sport
Why is France so good at Biathlon but so shit at regular cross country skiing?
>>153522745Turn on your telly, you can jinx it just in time
>>153522745First at mid-race
>>153522757If you mean Elza Bleidele, she is not at the Olympics.
>>153522757No
>>153522757the cutie is the only one on the team who isn't a blonde
>CAM ON>SHOT SOME FOOKIN' TARGETS
>>153522778golly gosh
Awesome shooting Karoline
KNOTTEN
>>153522767Forget it it's over
We love our Gaulish women, don't we folks?
>>153522772We're third in the medal table THOUGH
>>153522787Should've retired last year
>latvian shooting
>>153522796no
>scatvia
>>153522778>>153522779Aw, is she a shitter?
venppa!
>LATVIA DISASTERFeels bad
RIP Latvia o7
we were never even in the race. all three of ours have choked so far
sneaky venlacat
Norge coach said Knotten was hot in the nut
BESTBERG
>13s to SilverHuh
SAVE US NORWAY
>>153522806Unfortunately yes
>france norway swedenit's so tiresome
Half-sick Julia Simon on the last leg. This gonna be interesting
WHY IS FRANCE SO FAST?
>>153522828When everyone else is shitter, it doesn't matter how shit you are.
>>153522841british commentary thinks they have magic wax
>>153522838her teammates promised her their credit cards if she wins the gold for them
>>153522841honhonhon la brióche au clostebòl
Elvira is too skinny now. UP THE PLUMP
>>153522841
>>153522826Dios mio>>153522830Dang. Well, we'll always have that webm. >>153522841Doping (unethically)
>>153522836Git gud
>>153522841because we are the best ?
>>153522838shes not choking this
>>153522866never
rigged skis, ban Fr*nce
>>153522841>Activate the snow
>>153522870no, that can't be it
frogs can't be beat
>>153522861JULIA SIMONTHE CEOOF EPO
>>153522841They've been the fastest all season (Lampic doesn't count)
FUCK FRANCEMERDE
ALLEZ! great job Oceane
ginger girl save us
NYDELIG KNOTTEN
TEREZA
Just got back from a poo. Weren't France losing by like a minute?
CAN SOMEONE MAKE THE FRENCH SKIERS TRIP?
>>153522484more like 18. Germany
>mfw low altitude country seeth at the alpine chad nations
>>153522920oui
>>153522920All others teams got a penalty for not having Loudawg in their team
>no heat pump ad on her rifleADD TWO MINUTES
>>153522826I shagged this
>>153522920Loudog
>>153522933You low altitude, you black guy too
>>153522920
>>153522920It's part of the plan
>British commentators saying Hanna instead of ElviraDas racist
>>153522932This is how I feel I look like until I see a mirror
>>153522942Biathlon is a subliminal ad for the military
>>153522920it was le tacticàl feint
Eberg is washed :(
>>153522970biathlon SG-1
>>153522943hi philipp
>>153522920The meta is to shoot a lap in first leg be 1 min behind and then be in the lead by end of leg 2
>>153522920The were losing the men's relay by a minute too, it's their thingThey like to pretend other teams have a chance
Small but spirited Tereza still hanging on with E-berg and Knotten
Which version of Jules are we getting? Doped up medal theif or shitter?
>>153522970had me googling if the british army has arctic warfare forces
CzechiabrosBELIEVE IT
We NEED to win gold here. Fuck off France and Norway.
Dig deep Elvira, deeper than the mines of Kiruna
>>153522943Nawrath in the thread
>>153523000and?
jules status: unleashed
Is Simon gonna steal the gold medal?
No chokes this time please, Maren
cheeky little slap
I don't get it how the fuck do they do it?
>>153523008You already got your gold today, don't be greedy
>>153523024Myqueen got this
We are so fucking shit
>>153523000You'll want the Royal Marines, not the Army.
>Activate Simon
fifthnessa
>>153523018apparently the royal marines focus on it
>shitter on the last legIts over
Germanybros, we can still make top4
The Vanessa attack will save Germany
>>1535230614th place is our gold medal
>>153523061Don't you have a tube to slide with a horse?
>>153523037miss them so much
shouldve been ilona
We need 3 laps from Simon, I belive
>>153523061maybe we can reach the end before the next olympics start
Poor Margie Freed
>>153523055I did winter maneuvers with britsh and american soldiers. You were all trash at it, so hopefully you've gotten out of desert mode and gotten better at it.
>we're gonna lap Deedra Grim
>>153523090goodterrorist states should not be allowed to compete
incrediblei kneel to la france
Ah yes, very close race
Juni complaining that the others came too fast
>francewinslol
Jules not playing around kek
I kneel
FINISH HIM
Master class
>>153523116She also said she has a substitute body
maren lowkey goated body
THE FUCKSWEDISH COMMENTATORS WERE HYPING JULIA SIMON TO CHOKE BECAUSE OF HER STOMACH SICKNESS
Jules has no mercy for the weak. Incidentally if (when) Francewinslol, this will be their first ever Olympics biathlon relay medal.
>Both NOR and SWE missAren't you cunts supposed to be good at this?
>>153523126I would come fast
>>153523001Czechiabros ...
>>153523152grim
I'm just gonna congratulate France now, because I won't be so generous after seeing Jewlia's disgusting face wave at the crowd next shooting
4thnessa in her rightful place!>>153523071
>>153523152
>4thmany
No no NOI don't want silverI WANT GOLD DAMN IT
Une médaille d'or s'il vous plaît.
>>153523140another victory for fast shooters
>>153523071Ilona, Heda. Medal in the bag
it's unfair that Simon can compete against women
wheres finland?
>>153523133Amazing body!
Jules should steal Ebbas trick
>>153523139It won't. Even if you're just talking about the women's relay, >we won gold in 1992.
>>1535231878th
>>153523173
>>153523167>Nobody help himWhat a doomed timeline
>>153523187in the bin
>>153523139They won in 1992
>>153523167Shannon dying in the stands
>>153523183Yeah "she" really is on another level
>>153523196Strong 7-1 vibe
How can Julia Simon be stopped?
>>153523187It's the ballsack on the map
>>153523194>>153523206Yeah I was talking about women, but I forgot that 1992 three-leg relay, I apologise.
>>153523206>Uschi Dislawesome name>>153523201kinda gross
>>153523183should have different olympics for convicts
FATALITY
allez les filles! good job all expect bened who should give her medal to justine
no hate intended but i hope simon breaks her leg and dies in horrific pain from sepsis
Goddamn
I KNEEL
FUUUUUUCK
>the absolute shantytown of the rest of the World
>USA LPDHoly shit Jules OP
>>153523221LOCK HER UP
>>153523223Apologies... NOT accepted!
imagine if she schumachers into a tree right now
She is pretty good at this
>>153523221Sufficient doping tests
okay but why is france suddenly so much better than everyone else?
Gonna play Medieval 2 and exterminate the entirety of france
Total frog domination!
>BRONZEWAY
absolutely ruthless jules
4TH PLACE SECURED FOR GERMANY
Happy with medal
>>153523221GIGN OPEN UP
maren got chokeitis
total copy of yesterday
>>153523272She'd just finish them off before they can fire a round.
I’ve never seen Voigt miss a shot, ever
Gold for my country, silver for my wife Hanna, bronze for my younger mistress Maren. Today is a great day.
Was Simon the one with the credit card fraud?
french journalist happy that france does "well" at the olympics, while we're total biathlon babbies instead of gatting many medals in different sports
Germanybros we fucking did it, we got two 4th place medals
>>153523271>Epitome cope post
>>153523255>suddenly
>>153523292Yes
>>153523292
my comfort placing
>>153523256nice bronze btw
>>153523303>cums
>>153523292yes.you can tell the other girls don't like her.
Where's Jeanne when you need her?
I feel bad for our athletes. It's not the turtle's fault that it was put into a dog race and expected to compete.
>>153523228she didn't say she did it, she said she can't remember
>>153523298We Langrenn now Klaebowinslol era is ending soon.
>>153523300
>>153523329This reads like a Google translation from Japanese or some other East Asian language
>>153523292Shame that the credit card fraud is the one finishing, I wish loudog was the one getting the glorious finish
Congrats to Germany on 4th!
>>153523335of course. classic.
>>153523316NRK commentators said we should be very happy with a medal
>>153523298And then they’ll talk (wrongly) about the Dutch in speed skating kek
>>153523292She should be locked up in Château d'If, not competing in the Olympics
ez
Cute Loulou
barf
Pure mogging
she'w not even tired wtf
>>153523344and still it makes perfect sense
Basées
So it happened again
That's a big flag
>>153523382Fasta
shant congratulate some indian tier scammer
Why is France so good in biathlon?
Congrats to Oceane
>Sweden is gassed but France is hardly breathingNothing suspicious there whatsoever I'm sure
Congrats Sweden with silver, and Germany with 4th
Stonecold Scandigroids ignoring the French celebrating them. Based.
>>153523396See >>153523397They place baguettes at the finish line to motivate athletes
>7inland
>italy was the worst team at the shooting range
>>1535233864 vouz
swiss girl is thick
gg France
Vanessa hugging everyone at the finish, no other germs present
>>153523425wow, did Vittozi also shit the bed?
>>153523449Dog era
How do we get to their level?
>ukraine ahead of usgrim
>>153523298Foubert almost got medal in ski jumping competition on the normal jumping hill
>and we couldn't have done it without you
>>153523464by the time it was her turn she was so much behind everyone else that her shooting range was never on camera
Doro and Branzi kwab
Gotta be happy with silver since France is imba. GG's
Minge knitted Juni a little Sid<3
lol did she want oceanes poles too
>>153523487>landmark
>>153523482Your girls did well
Final results
>>153523501Still can't believe she won the globe last year, what a fraud.
New thread, thanks to Gerbro for filling in:>>153523534>>153523534>>153523534
>>153523454why are you like this?>>153523469doping>>153523495grim
>>153523501marthe, juni and karoline did well considering how shit they've been this season
Maybe we finish 4th on the medal table?
>>153523550>dopingExpert talk right there
>>153523569no our girls are usually .. not great
>>153523550Like what
>>153523618cold and autstic
>>153523637Where do you think we are?
>>153523658italy
>>153523380mental midget
>>153523516thank god.
>>153523564lol
>>153523564How many skating golds do Netherlands have left to farm?
>>153522826Cameraman job status?
>>153522415Vacations here.
