>Thu 19.02.10.00 Nordic Combined - Team Sprint HS14114.00 Nordic Combined - Team Sprint 2x7.5km>Fri 20.02.14.15 Skiskyting - M Mass Start 15km>Sat 21.02.11.00 Langrenn - M Mass Start Classic 50km14.15 Skiskyting - W Mass Start 12.5km>Sun 22.02.10.00 Langrenn - W Mass Start Classic 50kmPrevious thread: >>153520881
>>153523534Did we win?
>amerialasts
>>153523554Our hearts, yes.Medals, no.
>>153523535>canada lithuania DNFwhy? lapped?
thank you juni for the bronze
>>153523554TOTALKOLLAPSEXTRA
We won 5th :)
>>153523589Thank you!
>>153523574I actually happy with that
>>153523554No you guys sucked ass
Sadistic lanklets Hanna and Elvira BULLYING tiny midget Magnusson for DESTROYING their gold medal chance
Went back to screenshot Juni with her little doll, but my screenshot button has somehow gone missing. Welp.
>>153523676How can humans even compete?
>>153523635>hej hej
>>153523676I kneel
>>153523629<3
Not even mad at our biathlon girls, I just want to spank Lena Dürr
>>153523676NO NO NO NO NO NOTHIS CAN'T BE HAPPENINGDELETE THIS
>qt Yuri Loudawg and Oceane Based
>>153523589nice calves
>>153523745
>>153523695[laughter stops]
>Albert II the larperKWAB
>>153523676is this real?
@Grok see >>153523800
I don't feel so good Germany Bros
i'm honestly more mad about the curling than about the biathlonlisa and doro got their medalsafter 20 years of playing for us, joel will come home empty handed
A good day for Sweden, three medals, one of each kind :)
>Nothing to watch for the rest of the day
It is indeed a doggy dog world today.
>>153523581Yes, LPD.
>>153523819I'm going skiing tonight instead.
lmao false start
>>153523676single mixed with estere when?
They really should give a chocolate medal for the 4th/german
>>153523845She's been 4th 3 times now at the Olympics
>>153523819Speed skating
>>153523826God tur!
>>153523878It really IS true what they say
For me it's Jonna
>>153523878has her schnoz grown?
>>153523901the cope was unreal>just to be here is already a victory for, who would have thought this at christmas
Venlacat interview
>>153523960Seems like she was completely devastated and didn't know what else to say on TV. But yes, massive cope.
5th not bad :)
>>153523989sonja interview was funny, sounded like she was drunk
did the czech relay do their interview?
>>153523989>VP8You should get something that can make VP9 webms. Like 'webm for lazys'
The Juni shills are turning me into a Juni appreciator
Maren made Juni a Sid plushie for her birthday yesterday
>>153524042She always sounds like that
>>153524103Dobrý den
>>153524113from goebbels manual, repeat something long enough and they will buy it
>>153524150she must be from the norf. knotten also always sounds drunk
drunk biathletes in my bed thanx
>>153524183Are you suggesting it's comparable to appreciate Norwegian biathletes and genociding religious minorities? I may be racist but that is going a bit far even for me.
>>153523989nice
>>153524179ahoj! they should bring a couch so the entire team can have a seat
>>153524271who is this nazi?
>>153524271I'm talking about advertising, no matter what the purpose. For Juni or hatered towards some people, it works the same way.
Poor Lena. I'll have forgotten this by next week. She will never forget it in her lifteime.
>>153524314big girl
>>153524314Hello dere, Petra here
>>153524318I was just taking the piss, I know what you meant.>>153524415She looks so much like my doctor that Im developing inappropriate feelings for its crazy. In roblox of course haha.
The only thing that can turn these olympic biathlon competitions around is a cheeky Branzi medal in the mass start, with a concurrent Loudog choke and downfall.
are you guys hype for Ski Mountaineering tomorrow?
Germanybros, how did Vanessa's counterattack go?
Czechia, please, keep this up.Make Ilona happy
>>153524618Der Angriff Voigts ist nicht erfolgt.
>>153524126Thank you Very trad
>>153524614Yes, shame its only the lame sprint
>>153524189she sounds pill wasted. also we don't all sounds like that
Any webms of Shiffrin's medal ceremony?
>>153524614Which Nations are the favorite?
>>153524818The Fr*nch as far as i know, both in the mens and womens competitions
>>153524818Men: French, Swiss, SpanishWomen: French, Italian
>>153524695
Holy shit we might finish below France in the medal table.German wintersports is truly dead.
>>153524886Bob will save us
These two are cute
>>153524886It's not exactly news that the last remnants of biathlon ability have retired in the last Olympic cycle and nothing was coming up. Unless you're a tourist, you knew to expect 0 medals.However temper tantrums are for dark people and our Head of Biathlon in DSV is fucking off by the end of the season and maybe there will be some pressure due to bad results.That's why Herr Mann winning gold in 2022 was unironically long-term bad. It covered their asses.
>>153525564Bitterling doesn't seem like a fraud but whatever he's doing isn't working - apart from Branzi winning the Overall which now kinda seems like dumb luck.
>>153525564yeah, nothing will come of this. They will hire people who are even more söy than what we got now. They will get somebody with "new" and "innovative" training concepts (mentality bullshit, vegan nutrition, ayurveda, sensibility training, etc.). The team needs a schleifer and this is what the people in charge hate because this is so 90s
>>153524886>this was when german biathlon peaked
>>153525564While the current state of german biathlon is grim, it is not much worse than the last few years. Remember Wiesensarter, Scherer, Schneider and Kebinger? If Grotian and Tanne can remotely mirror their counterparts in other countries, which they were beating handily just a few years ago at junior and ibu cup level, we should be fine. Which is where some of my suspicion is coming from: How the fuck does someone like Kirkeeide or Michelon suddenly turn into a top 5 skier once the olympics roll around, and by some margin at that?The mens side is a different story, not much talent there except Pfund, Tannheimer and maybe one of Schaser/Kaskel/Seidl
>>153525968compact
>>153523821How to read that ?0+0.0+0 1+6wtf
>>153526046Last leg shooting and total relay shooting
>>153526068Ok so we don't know who missed what, right ?
>>153524126Cute
Stealing this to repost it from other thread
>>153526156jiggly
>>153525886Emily Schumann had genuinely the potential to become the next Neuner. Equally dominant on track, and as for the shooting... difficult to predict. She was now injured for two years. If she can make up for this is very uncertain. Tanne, I cannot remember her being hyped as an exceptional talent ever. She was only named the one who would most likely make it to the A squad. But this doesn't necessarly she was internationally very good. Just means that everyone else sucked even more.As for the Hampster2.0, yes, hence the name. She was named the next Dahlmeier. She's now 21, she's at a point where it gets cringe to use her age and inexperience as an excuse for the lack of countable results.I don't want to doompost but if there isn't a big change in mentality, this won't change in the next 10+ years.
>>153526201>stealingwhat has been shared can't be stolen
New Dog just dropped
Czechs tied with Canada after leading, Swiss 2-0 up on Finns, skate stick puck is weird sport
>>153526156we need more mackie webms. and whenever mackie is not on screen all displayed athletes should be asking "where is mackie?".
Wth??? I didn't know that. KONKURSEXTRAhttps://www.expressen.se/sport/os/elvira-obergs-pengailska-under-os-tjanar-inte-en-enda-krona/
>>153526259should put that dog down>>153526201something something about growing in her arms
>>153526227Tanneshart won 5 Gold at Youth and Junior World Championships, so they just assumed she would only get better. Never did much at the IBU Cup though.
>>153526299Time to sell unworn koseshorts
I think only one woman has more golds from Olympics than Shiff (and she is tied with few others)If it wasnt for the last Olympic choke it could have been truly glorious
>>153526381XS
>>153526643I wonder how often they get dropped on accident when this is being done
hokej :D
>>153526227>She's now 21, she's at a point where it gets cringe to use her age and inexperience as an excuse for the lack of countable results.asfaik, athletes usually hit their prime around 28. I'm carefully optimistic about Germany, there are a bunch of athletes in their early 20's who has the potential to get much better in the coming years. The problem for Germany is that there isn't the same talent-production as with Norway and France. But those teams also have a bunch of drama and issues due to in-team competition and pressure.
>>153526700that'd be so awkward lol
>>153526802Branzi retires after the season and Hettich-Walz will only do 1-2 years more. Vanessa is 28 and has so far never excelled at skiing, don't know if she'll get much better.
>>153526227What about likes of Kink, Fichtner, Wüstling, Zerrer, Siegmund, Gaupp, Patz (lost hope in Puffi and Sparky)
>>153526227>>153526331Tannheimer is incredibly fast on the skis for her age, hence the (c/h)ope that she will fix her shooting one day and be unbeatable.>>153526802I think the talent factory is somewhat there, as evident by the decent performances of germans at junior events, although there is a gap in athletes born around 2000. To me the problem seems to be the transition from youth/junior to senior biathlon.
>>153526838vpn or something gave you browser AIDS whitelist those itemsor uninstall vpn
>>153527224strong but agile
Stupid sport
>>153527159Weird, I don't use a VPN and haven't done anything else with the browser in the two hours I actually posted in this thread. I wonder if this is more of the same bullshit that had desktop Firefox give out endless range ban notices when Edge worked just fine.
>>153526259
>>153527086eh, hard to tell. The juniors in your list still have the occasional erratic shooting, but Gaupp and Wüstling are very fast for thieir age (not Tannheimer fast though).No clue what happened to Kink, completelyy lost her pace from two seasons ago, she may turn into an IBU cup shitter after all.Fichtner is similar to Voigt, but she was the fastest in some of the qualification races prior to this season, so who knows if she can improve on that.
>>153526949with those retiring there will be free slots for younger athletes to fill. So the good athletes at junior level as >>153527097 points out will have the opportunities to compete at the top level. This is a contrast with the French and Norwegian talents who will rarely be given the chance to compete in the world cup. If the German youngsters can deliver the goods is really up to themselves desu
>>153527524Without Branzi we don't have anyone competing for a Podium. Vanessa is a reliable Top 20 Athlete but not someone who wins, the rest might have some good races in between but are usually shit.
>>153527831all the things she said
>>153527916I just love Czech biathlon
>>153527859Oceane always looks slightly retarded
>>153528024She kinda looks like my french twitchfu.
>>153528136>twitchfuPlease don’t say this means what I think this means>>153527419Happens on mobile safari too strangely
>>153528217I dont know what it's supposed to mean either. But there is this one channel which is the only user name I remember when checking twitch out once per year.
turnleft fast is coming up
PLEASE watch our sport!>Wednesday 18 Feb20:15 Short Track Sneedkating - Men's 500m - Quarterfinals20:44 Short Track Sneedkating - Men's 500m - Semifinals20:51 Short Track Sneedkating - Women's 3000m Relay - Final B21:00 Short Track Sneedkating - Women's 3000m Relay - Final A21:27 Short Track Sneedkating - Men's 500m - Final B21:32 Short Track Sneedkating - Men's 500m - Final A
What are some Norwegian speed skater's?
>>153528896
>>153528876>>153528896>>153528928I really really like your sport
>jules is taking illegal substances!>s-she's a guy!>there should be a different league for convicts or something!!>hanna, my wife/calle/ is so cringe. Bring back /bia/.
>>153528928ass so big you can see it from the front
>>153529120Actually it's that one Dutch guys workplace!
>>153529092I stand with jules
SUOMI
>>153528876i am!
>>153528853>JARD-HUND-RAPottery
>>153529226It's Treason then
bro's my gf (she's Korean but born and raised in Germany) has a girlcrush on Eileen Gu, what do I do?
>>153529376PERKELE3 on 3 is extremely gay btw
>>1535296843 on 3 is kino
>>153529092No one likes you, Julia
>>153529660your gf has good taste
>Elvira "ugly as a bird" Öberg>Hot Jeanmonnot>Model Vittozzi
KAOSLOPPGod, we're so fucking lucky
>>153529974>>153530061dirty leafs again
>>153529974So short track is a complete meme joke right, it only exists for medal farming? Bare in mind i do consider long track to be a completely valid and real sport
3 Lowlanders vs 2 Leafs in final
>>153529974>>153530061this olympics really exposed canada with their jeet tier morals
>>153529660At least it's not that figureskating asian spee has been obsessing over the last week.
>>153530168Leave it up to 4chan to obsess about the objectively faggiest event you can watch
>>153530116That's what I thought at first too, but considering you do often see the same guys/girls win, it surely can't all be random?
why cant usa skate?
Some of the Korean short track girls quite cute
I can't help but feel Selma looks stoned 90% of time
>>153530341>
CHUTE
Dutch fall again in relay, oh nonono
ICERIGGING
Who was it that fell? Selma?
worst korea win
GIL-LI BROS
somebody check on dutch anons quick!
A-a-at least the canacheats didn't win
>>153530647god she's so fucking hot and an olympic champion
Selma needs a hug
>>153530747so do i
>>153530508why cant usa women skate?
>>153530939Erin Jackson won a gold last Olympics
Xandra chute in mixed relax semisMichelle chute in women relay Final A.Total Velzeboer sabotage
Bodö scored against Inter
Is football a real and serious sport?
>>153531087Bodö might take norways 18th Gold this olympics
>>153530992this olympics tho >>153529613
>>153531155I don't watch short track so I have no clue who any of those people are
Tomorrow Gold t&f, Wilma, Pia, Visser, Keeley
>>153531249they are americans
>>153531297I like the new Pia
>>153531468what kind?
>>153531570female
wtf is that claw finger
Imagine your prostate
>>153532185>>153532259>>153532293Did someone skate over her hand?
>>153532329she was born with two fingers
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/A2r6pK4jpLYKorsen gjer man det??
>>153532726I wish i could pop my champagne in Maren if you know what i mean.
>>153532726Tiril must be proud of her
>>153532726Based Service Dog
>>153532726
>>153532726>Loudog will never help you finish
>>153533259>Czech wolfdogStop stealing our medals
>>153533332>>153533090just shake and twist
>Posting Bobs on her OFI thought it was only Underwear Stuff
>>153532964>mountain monkeys brute forcing it
>>153533675When the body says YES but the face says hell no
>>153533836So cute!
>>153533826
>>153533259>>153533332brutal mogging
>>153534221Absolute unit
Canada's brave Sonjaa
I must admit that I kind of like women's butts
>>153535104I don't think you are alone there with that feeling
>>153534931Plenty of talent in this picture
>>153535104>>153535293>>153535311Gay AF!
>FIASKOEXTRA
Don't let your dreams be dreams
>>153535659What was the fiasco?
>>153535845hockey
>>153535965A sport popular in Florida and Nevada. Not real winter sport anyway.
>>153535659I know how you feel
>>153536011big girl
Good evening, /calle/. After 7 long hours I made it back from the Olympics to my hotel. It was a wonderful trip to watch biathlon in person for the first time. Resultwise it was rather predictable with>francewinsloland>4thmanybut it was nonetheless exciting. Will post a few pictures I took today
>>153536294That's cool as hell!
>>153536294awesome!
>>153536294Every picture I took except one is above the size limit lol. Is there a quick method to compress them on Android?
>>153536377@grok find this person in the crowd from the NRK stream
>>153536377God I wish that was me
KISSFIASKO
>>153536464Why are they writing about my first school dance so many years later?
>>153536464Kiss is just a bad version of Abba Sven. You of all people should now it.
>>153536464I want to have a kissfiasko with Elvira
Will post the properly sized/rotated rest of the pictures when I'm back home tomorrow evening>>153536399There's a non-zero chance I made it on TV. When I walked from the entrance to the stands there was a camera guy filming close-ups of the people passing him>>153536407I had to endure two hours of Norwegian women shouting "Heja Norge" in a high pitched voice. Do you really want to have to experience that?
