Elmo EditionPrevious >>153476631
>>153478416The color commentator on cbc gem is so whinny
>NOOOOOO YOU NEED TO CARE WE NEED YOU TO CARE THIS IS OUR ONLY CHANCE TO GET REVENGE ON YOU
>>153478416mongoloid on the left looks like he runs the trash compactor at the town dump
>>153478447That's Mike Johnson. I like his calls though. He's not afraid to tell it like it is.
He was completely innocent. yet you retards are here arguing about bread and circuses.
>>153478416I’ll never understand why people hate them.
what happened to this guy? he was huge and all over the internet for awhile and then disappeared out of nowhere
let's not pretend /hoc/ isn't the hottest genny on /sp/ this week
Tony should've made the team
>>153478483was in the epstein leaks
You're on 4chan.You're a racist, sexist, right wing chud.You come here to call people niggers and jews. That's why this site exists.But you have a problem.You're cucked.You're mad because your government and nation state is under leftist globalist control.You look aroundYou see other nation states with chud leadersYou seethe.The EU plans to import 50 million jeetsCanada is already fully JEETEDAmerica has negative immigration and basically banned jeets via H1B feesWhat can you do? You're on a competitive racist and nationalist website and you can't be racist or nationalist.You seethe about those that aren't cucked.But you are taught your place.
>>153478483deported back to ireland by ICE
zero reasons to watch btw, Germany's best outcome going further is to lose
My mutts (:
>>153478512but i literally voted for bernie???
>>153478422>>153478422My comfy Dead or Alive sub reddit has been absolutely ruined by retarded bugmen flooding in asking the most basic and asinine questions 100 times over. Questions that have already been answered 1000 times by basic information provided with the games announcement.Kind of like how /hoc/ flooded with retarded tourists for the olympics.
>>153478496>chudangelo v gorillison brawl in the fantasy final roundWould have been kino.
>>153478480Retard
>>153478521Just long enough to swap VPNs
>>153478440the only one hiding behind anti-Zionism is the right. The left has been anti-Israel since the 1970s, before Trump was president, certainly before Fuentes was even born. There are many stupid arguments, but a guy who was pro-Trump 2 years ago accusing the left of "stealing" anti-Zionism from him like he didn't just steal it to begin with is hilariously stupid
Germany resorting to flopping for no calls
>>153478512im just here cause the thread moves fast after this period i will go pick up flowers for my wife and walk my dog
>>153478560divegrass instincts
>boldy>faberThey’re not very good.
Problem krauts?
>>153478537comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>153478518>win by losingthis sucks unironically
I dont know how you screw up red, gold, and black but the Germans somehow managed it with these jerseys. Ugly things
>>153478537that's what you get for using reddit
>Let euros start playing ice hockey>They start diving...
I think it's pretty gay that they don't let fights go.
drai looks annoyedcant imagine thats great for your cap'n
>>153478601retard
>>153478600Kek
I WANNA BE YOURSLEDGE HAMMER!
Matthews is disrespected mang he’s elite
habs bros... Suzuki is getting bullied on hockey twt...
>>153478612Yeah, it's retardedly gay
>>153478592better than your mcdonalds uniforms
why does leon look so pissy?
>>153478555>anti-zionismits world jewry you faggot. liberals freaks like yourself are actually israels greatest ally by refusing to confront the true issue of jewish power.
Hellly keeping it simple.
>>153478628What did he even do?
why is everyone from this state so weird?
>>15347865210 months of being buried in snow drives men to weirdness.
the canadian way
>>153478652All blocked up with cheese
>>153478649Nothing, which is a grave sin against the garbage group we had
>>153478652
LuftballonsAuf ihrem Weg zum HorizontHielt man für Ufos aus dem AllDarum schickte ein General'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterherAlarm zu geben, wenn's so wärDabei war'n dort am HorizontNur 99 Luftballons
all I want is a Tkachuk to lose a tooth or two
>>153478640>jewish conspiracy theoriesLol. Idiots like you are the reason that the illuminati-backed russians will never be exposed for the global villains that they are
>>153478649it's literally explained in the picture bro
>>153478652how are they weird?
Clayton Keller's play remains absolutely fucking despicablelook at him just stand straight up with his arms limp by his side in his own defensive fucking zone when he's supposed to be backcheckingafter completely fucking up the most basic o-zone read to lead to the turnover in the first placewatch 91 out therehe fucking sucks stick him to the press box with fucking boiling tar
puliGOAT spotted
>>153478673Cheating
>>153478669Do sunbeltoids ever shut the fuck up
Do
>>153478628playing him on the wing is stupid
>>153478695Just said he’s being scape hosted for someone but doesn’t say what
>>153478652wait till you meet someone from iowa
>>153478686i will send $100 to a german charity if they make it happen
>>153478673You’re actually known for sodomizing either in U15 that’s the Canadian way.
>>153478708We do have the best hockey teams.
>>153478690ok youre just baiting now
>>153478652Too close to Canada
>burger's best ever player is some chud who plays is serilel a
>>153478708>he thinks he is superior for living in a frozen wasteland 8/12 months of the yearlel, enjoy your hovel you fucking soulless golem. Ill be out back fishing and doing land maintenance
>>153478701is she healthy enough to play tomorrow?
>>153478730esl moment lol
>german goaltending
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153478730america perfected sodomy like no other civilisation prior historical fact
FREEEEEEEEE BIIIIIRRRRDDDDD
Free Bird x4 USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>153478728I will send 100€ to canada if it happens in the finals
The people in my gym all started clapping
>saying land maintenance like it's cool
Nice catch, krauts
Reviewed. No goal
>german fans doing the VAR signal
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
>>153478722>there's players on this team who have been more invisible they're saying he's a useless hack + racism
>>153478753>doing land maintenancelmao you're mexican
how are you streams so far behind?
>>153478652shit weather and literally all of them are plastered
USA USA USA EAT SHIT YUROSHITS AND KEKNADIANS
I'm back. I reorganized and optimized my room as a cope for our loss today.
>germany
>>153478737>We have the best mercenaries paid off by Wall Street finance jews
*whistles*
>>153478765I wasn’t wearing my glasses, gay retard. >EACHOTHER****Happy? You knew exactly what I meant.
Thanks for the assist mohammeds
KEK these German fans disgusted by the non call on the high stick touching
last time we went to the finals we only won one game in the group stage
Why do all the German fans look like middle aged redditors. Why do they all have tattoos?Also isn't that assistant coach on the German team also the assistant on the Panthers?
>germanyKWAB LMFAO>>153478821pirate stream isn't always on time
will the germans start headhunter their stars like the french did to us in the last 10 minutes
Is Draisaitl the best player in the world right now?
>>153478820kariya did not get hate in 2002.he was one of the few players who played well when canada struggled initially
burgers just cheated to score a goal, this is a despicable and embarrassing act to bring to the honored sport of hockey
USA USA USA
deutschland? more like DOUCHE land
>>153478847matthews
>>153478737How many players though?
>>153478837I kek'd at the german doing the VAR hand signal
>Germany Vs USA>Thread full of seething Canadians cuckwatchingkek
>>153478852Stone toucher, you shouldn't be saying who is and isn't a cheater
oh look another ncaa product with absolutely no hands lmao
>>153478841beacuse hockey is reddit the sport
USA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USA
>>153478878Im watching daytona
>>153478878They literally have nothing else than hockey. It's actually sad.
Game is over. I’m going to take a nap.
Do Canadian players really all play under the America NCAA college hockey program prior to the NHL? Very cucked if so.
> pre-emptively declaring the "we don't even care about this sport" copesad
>>153478690>illuminati-backedIt's actually chabad lubavitch which is why Trump is so pro-russia.
>>153478913>watch the nba all star game goymretard
>>153478628If people are unjustly bashing Suzuki, it's because frogs hyped him up too much despite him having done nothing in his entire career
>>153478753Why are you so scared of snow? Are you even White?
>>153478841Because Germany IS a country of redditors unfortunately. Es ist vorbei.
>>153478878Thanks for the observation, Hans
>>153478753>thinks fishing has an off-seasonyep, non-white
>>153478951The fuck is this
Will they play him in the 3rd?
>>153478878Peak of German humour
>>153478968that's chikaner a mexican white supremest
>>153478951Is there anything more reddit than women's sports?
>>153478879i got a couple stones for you to touch, janis
>>153478929No, not at all, you idiot.
>>153478986Yeah, they are going to give the best goalie in the league a rest.
>>153478951what are they thinking
>>153478696unusual mannerisms and they all have very high pitches squeaky accents.
>>153478967Oh no no no no he is cucked by the Americans
>>153478993IIHF power rankings. They always write stupid shit like that
>>153478996men's sports
>Slurping mustard packetsDo krauts REALLY?
Sex with Lindsay Czarniak
>>153478951Is this some sort of female humor?
>>153479022Head to head Otter is better than Helle. Yes it’s true.
>>153478977>>153478959>hurr hurr hurr look at me im more WHITE than you because my backyard is buried in 6 feet of SNOW for 8 months of the year!!!! I just love the HUSTLE AND BUSTLE !!!!
>>153479026Some girl boss makes these cringes they did them for IIHF skoda cup too
>big papiShut up
>>153479049LOL, LMAO even
>>153479042That's fucking gross.
>>153478929the best do now that they have the opportunity
>>153479042What's going through his head right now?
>>153479042actually a semen packet
>>153479042They’re unique people
>>153478929no, well there used to be a rule that if you play junior hockey in Canada you can't play american college hockey (because you'd be considered a professional). So it was the safer bet to get a free education in the USA subsidized by Americans than to risk playing Canadian hockey and then get injured or never be good enough to play professionally. But all the best players stay in Canada because they aren't worried about not being good enough.
>>153479042I do that. It’s delicious. Another one that gets slept on are Mayo sandwiches
amazing how iihf games go by so much faster without an 18 minute intermission
>>153479042Mustard is an excellent for staving off cramps
>>153479052this, but unironically
>>153479071the overpowering taste of mustard lmao
>>153479069Based, keep those leafoids cucked.
you think this is bad but this thread will be an absolute bloodbath during the Sweden vs USA quarterfinal
>>153479071>I wish I had some pretzels
>>153479077CHL gives out a year of scholarship for each year played
>>153479042good god
>>153478878The eternal leaf struggle
why is drai shaking?
>>153479115Don't we all
Can they stop glazing this balding faggot?He's not even good.
>>153479077Kek he is cucked by hated Americans and seething
>>153479042helps prevent cramping, you non-athlete
>>153479052>HUSTLE AND BUSTLE !!!!that doesn't even make any sense, juan
>>153479042pretty normal snack here, same as pickle water
>>153479052>scared>of cold waterholy
>>153479142Early onset fraudulentitis
>>153479105>he thinks sweden will reach the quarter finalngmi
>Always the bridesmaid, eh Leon? >Always the bridesmaid never the brideHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>153479194>mad Pissy, you mean.
Power rankings1. Canada2. Slovakia3. USA
my team's reddit having a melty over the Tkachuks, very grim that I have to root for teh same team as these chucklefucks
>>153479052>a fucking landscaper
the german, italian flag all seething against Canada is the same proxyfag. They never respond in their native language when pressed. They won't post their passport with timestamp. I wonder what their real flag is
Honestly I think my team is better than any of these national teams
>>153479194ram your stick into his teethdont have to make a sound
>>153479194What does that make Brady? The usher?
>>153479218>>153479235>We must protect our hockey izzat
>>153479213kek
>>153479004Prepare for pain, faggot. You're about to lose those stones.
>>153479235i thought he got exposed as chilean
this general is so fucking trash, i miss /iihf/
>>153479266Retard
>>153479235I don't think it's American either. He's pretty infamous for his atrocious English
I feel like draisaitl just isn't that amazing in games like this. He's only good when he has a very specific job to do in a system, but this kind high flying Olympic hockey doesn't suit him. I'm not saying he's a bad player, just not in this context
>>153479266/iihf/ and /wjc/ skate laps around /hoc/
>>153479266This
>>153479042he probably has a pretzel in the other hand and Ochsenfetzensemmel back in the locker room
>>153479266we shoulda brought it back for the olympicsthat was a mistake
>>153479266all new worlders are mentally ill
>>153479278he also seems like he has a shitty attitude sometimes so idk why make him your captain besides just most points in the nhl
>>153479235every team he cheers for loses. the blue jays, france, the atriots hes cursed the americans.
>>153479273Americans speak in atrocious English.
kek they can't figure out which are false flags and which are legit signals to try and dox me
>>153479042not even real mustard
If you live in an area where palm trees are not existent, then you are literally ngmi
>>153479192we have to believe just for the sake of the kino that will ensue
>>153479317Im going to literally find you and rape you
Is USA raping yet? (Not watching the eagle or leaf play)
>>153479308I was rooting for the Seahawks Vitality btfo'd huesYou lost the WSI won
>>153479278hes definitely no jagr.i remember 2004 world cup of hockey jagr was single handedly carrying his weaker teammates and almost beat canada.or sundin carrying trash leaf teams
>>1534793493-0
Canada strong saaars
>>153479266>>153479301there isn't ONE (1) fucking person to bake a thread every few hours? where have all the bakers of /iihf/ gone tf
It’s always Copey who is also Samir with a bunch of proxies and no life.
>>153479369>mexican cheering for the dodgerspottery lol
>europoors make a difference thread every international tournament>they didn’t for the Olympics>they come to hockey and say how shit it isYeah probably because you fags shit it up
what if connor mcdavid was indian?
>>153479317you're not whiteyou're not nordicyou're not germanicyou're not anglo
Do not reply to chikaner
Cant wait to get shut out by Denmark
>>153479424Connorjeet McGuptaHe would play for Toronto
>>153479093>>153479148it's actually bullshit, that little amount of salt does nothing for you... you store way way more salt in your body
Elmo and the rest of sesame Street is subversive communist propaganda that has no place on children's TV. The og Muppets are the real patriots.
what would happen if quinn hughes was black?
>>153479461A jeet posted this
>>153479077Have you ever heard of Mack Celebrini
>>153479390Thanks for the update bb
>>153479461objectively not true
>>153479469Jack and Luke would be wondering the same thing.
>>153479430>he thinks nords and anglos are white
>>153479469qu'inavius?
>>153479484i don't see him playing for team usa, what number is he again?
>>153479469Papa Hughes would have been asking some questions
My parents teased me about being single. They said I’m going to die alone as a leftover if I don’t try harder
>non-stop racial gibberishamazing high-quality thread
My main takeaway from watching Germany this tournament is that McJesus is the best hockey player i think I’ll have ever seen
FLYHIGHFREEEBIIIIIIIIRDYEAAAAAH
Did anyone just catch Anson Carter and TJ Oshie just telling that girl to shake her ass during intermission?
heeeeee shoots and scaaars
Canada bros, I'm scared. What if America scores 6 goals in the next 18 minutes?
>>153479535And if you don't like it you can fuck off
Damn Stutzle can fly
>>153479235Anonymous imageboard
>>153479535Yeah international competition brings out the absolute worst posters on this site, and especially the Americans. People have empty lives here
based Tage giving some freedom to Germany
>>153479535the power of /hoc/
FLYYYYYYYHIGGGGHHHHHHHFREEEEEEE BIRRRRRRDDDD YEAH
SUFFA KRAUTS
>unless team USA wins by 10 or more...
>>153479460Go to any running event and the majority of litter will be mustard packets.
OH LOOK THE GERMAN GOALIE MADE A SAVE
FREEEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIIIIRD YEAHwhat a snipe
Maybe Tage can get some more minutes pl0x
FREEEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
>Tage remembers he's 6'8 >good things happen
Go Sabres
biggest German defeat to America since the Battle of the Bulge
usa usa usa
>>153479048the players seem cool but the media coverage is so bad that it has probably shrunk the game
>>153479588>>unless team USA wins by 10 or more...TIME ENOUGH FOR ONE GOAL, TIME ENOUGH FOR TWENTY
what type of whores is torts fucking in italy?
USA
>>153479588Ain't gonna happen
>>153479461>>153479530oh man you really are a jeet
>>153479621>Vhy do you score goalz?>Vee don't do zhat in Germany...
Its literally OVER for the supposed “white” europeans
why no dutch team?
>>153479461This riled up and he muttmericans
Leon throwing this game, also time for a cool Leon story.Leon was a big black kid in my 7th grade class and was known for taking a basketball and punching the shit out of it far away.
>>153479627Not as much as what you wrote Jahnavi, kwab.
old man nelson got fuggin crushed
>>153479535Racism is the thinking man's humor
>>153479683>Why are you scoring goals? We don't do that in GERMANY!
How popular is ice hockey in Germany? Are they aware the best player in the world is German?
FLYHIGHFREEEEBIIIIIIIIIRDYEAAAAAAH
Generational bustin matthews again
APOLOGIZE
>jeet on durrr I was only pretending damage control tourlollmao even
R A P EAPE
MATTHEWSFREEEEEE BIIIIIIRD
Free Birds in the house tonight.
>>153479724>>153479665
I want to humbly apologize for any negative thing I’ve said about Matthews.
>>153479727Mcgaykid isn’t German
Germany is falling apart10-0 is still possible
FREEEEEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
Germans shamelessly throwing the game
>mfw germans call their own country "doucheland" in their own language
USA USA USA USA
>>153479727The DEL is one of the best attended leagues in the world
>Krauts
>>153479690saar pls
>>153479747don'the won't keep this up when he goes back to Torontohe only does this for us
Yea mathews TOTALLY SUCKS. He keeps scoring in the blue paint GOOD PLAYERS DON'T DO THAT!
kek Brady playing the mind games
>>153479461I think Latinos would do well here. we're already a majority Catholic country. Our latino neighborhoods are relatively low crime. And our temporary foreign workers from latam go back every year
>>153479530i am white.mexicans dont call me 10 times a day trying to scam me.mexicans dont shit on the street
The German coach looks so depressed KEK
Drai status?
>>153479727literally nobody except nerds cares about it
>>153479461kek no way fag
why they mad at the chucks?
>>153479777no one wants good things to happen to the toronto maple leafs
>>153479512What
Brady slapping asses
PISSY
>>153479783AHHHHAHAHAHA
usa vs gerthe zio cup
>>153479791>mexicans dont call me 10 times a day trying to scam me.NO THE JEETS DO THOUGH
>>153479813>doesnt contest the other two allegationsLOOOOOOOOL
>>153479592that's bullshit, I do running events and it's literally all energy gels.. the only electrolytes you see are from the water/sports drink stations if it's a shorter than marathon distance you will see sodium bicarb
>>153479783Shut up faggot. Your country is about to dissolve because of the jets. Only way you can save it is if you send them back or teach them how to play hockey. America mogs you in every aspect of your life
>>153479806The Tkachuks are legitimate pros at getting under peoples skin and they’re even more powerful when they’re together
Full bracket is out and confirmed
you guys just gotta report this indian poster for spamming, he's not gonna stop
but why are canadians such rancid cheaters?
Germans are used to getting killed by Americans in Italy
>>153478416Did CanadaCHAD Tom Wilson have a CORTISOLSPIKE because he was FRAMEMOGGED by the FrenchCHAD?
>>153479727I'm always surprised hockey isn't more popular in Germany and Ingerlund. They're wealthy, white countries with cold enough climates. Seems like they should be at least on par with the Scandi countries in hokkei.
>>153479835kek what subpar performance by Helly does to a nigga >jets
>>153479850O KEK
>>153479806>>153479840The greatest ragebaiters in the NHL, just like their dad
>>153479853Shut the fuck up
>>153479842What if America scores 5 goals in 11 minutes?
>>153479850fuck thatno more brother wars
>>153479846The EXCEPTIONAL Joe Veleno
>>153479842>bmg: fin vs svkwho wins?
>>153479846its the only way they can win
>>153479783having beef for dinner Rajeesh, dont hate me now thx
>>153479873That's literally impossible.
>>153479842>canada usa sweden czech all on one side of the bracket>germany switzerland slovakia finland on the otherwhy are we punished for being the best
>>153479842>Full bracket is out and confirmedhow come you get such an easy game ?germs or frogs
>>153479842Can we beat Sweden
>they don't have ice in Mexicokek third world shithole
>>153479791Based average American
>>153479842>gold medal game is gonna be canada vs slovakis or finlandBoring
>>153479850that man shouldn't have died there. he should died in the comfort of his own home surrounded by family after a long and happy lifefuck wars and the politicians who start them
>>153479792Why did t they choose the bruins coach?
How come USA struggles in the first and does well in the second and third
>>153479686we already beat them retarded coomer
>>153479842Germany slovakia is so grim. Both shit.
>>153479875I'm white unlike you and I mean pure white from Europe. Keep coping faggot. You are inferior. Pay the rent and watch Team USA celebrate to Free Bird
>>153479846Our game Our rules
Mackinnon CORTISOLSPIKED after involuntary BONESMASHING clinic by frenchchad
>>153479897Bracket reseeds after the QF
>>153479912>shit teams get gassed after 1 period
>>153479912The USA always struggles. They are never good enough to be secure in a win. Even now, the krauts could very easily go on a tear.
>>153479912Strategically you want the other team to blow their load early, weather it, come back and kick their butts when they’re gassed.
>>153479901yes, and they'll be playing a back-to-back
Really enjoyed that 5 minute story about the Tkachuks and their father during play
>>153479842>non-zero chance slovakia makes it to the gold and gets a fluke win
>>153479943>I own my homeand yet you have to pay taxes on it annually. curious
the germans ran out of gas :(
>>153479897Stop being an idiot. That's obviously not how it will work.
>>153479912they take their daily marners at the first intermission
>>153479912Deeper team and better roids
i pay my taxes anally
>>153479924Is this that Canadian piece of shit who ended that promising Russians career with a slash to his ankle?
Would Matthews make a good baseball player?
>>153479912VGK is the same, they are shit until the 3rd period then floor all the gas to win or be OTL merchants
>>153479943>I own my condo
>>153479842What are the odds we lose to Sweden?
>USA game>/hoc/ become /pol/lite
burger bros??????
was that boris becker? who let him out
NOT SO FAST, YANKEES
OH NO NO NO>>153479989Retard
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK SCHLANDBROS!!!
Not even going to >hellabuck this one Hes had a good night
Uh oh burgerbros I think we're cooked
>>153479939Like I said. Final score 6-5 Deutschland.
>American tending
based mercy goal allowed by US
My mutts ):
EHRENTREFFER
fug no shutout
i hope all my international friends are still enjoying the hockey. USA/CAN on another level, clearly, but many have iced great teams. Even france and italy should be proud of their outings so far in this olympics. I love my european and want to see MORE talent, interest and money in the future
Otter would've saved that.
I’d rather have 6 million beaners pour over my border and dwell in my community than even one SINGLE shitskin indian. At least mexicans are God-centered, family centered, and work hard. Indians are like cunning rats, they smell and they try to steal from you whilst shaking your hand and smiling in your faceIm convinced God put them on earth to punish white men
>>153480005/hoc/ should only be open to people who have seen their team win a Stanley Cup. It would eliminate the jeet problem
>>153480003tough draw for sure but you'll be on 2 days rest and they haven't looked very good and will be on a back-to-back
>amerigoalagainsts
>>153480036the fact that russia still isn't allowed to play invalidates this entire tournament
free birb :DD
>>153480041This.
>>153479965Yea normal people like having emergency services and utilities. We can afford it, sorry if you can't.
Fuck you Gorton
>>153479998>>US 2025 jobs revised down by over 1 millionSource?
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEBERGGGGGGGGGG
>>153480036good post
Really rude of Stutzle to interrupt Eddie’s story time
>>153480064this has been debunked already
>>153480043>believing in fairy taleslmao
>it was 5-0
>>153480083Adam Fox isn't even on the team, wtf.
>Völlig losgelöst von der Erde>Schwebt das Raumschiff völlig schwerelos
>>153480064This. Ban globohomo next time.
Why they allowed to use nazi symbolism? Might as well have the black sun thingy too.
We are being brutally mogged by Slovakia
WE GOT TOO COCKY BURGERBROS
>>153480029The jeet is triggered she'll never have a house and land like I do. Instead she's relegated to sharing walls and hearing her neighbors having sex
>>153480064yup. stupid europeans.
>>153480086go away, tourist you're not worthy of (you)ing me
Is this an asterisk tournament without Russia?
>>153480036US put out absolute garbage and will be BTFO in the actual tourney.
>>153480084holy fuck i can;t formulate sentence anymore
>>153480064
>>153480128afraid so
>>153480107why are you afraid of a chicken?
>>153480108We're getting brutally raped by Germany in the quarters though
>LOOK INNNNN MY EYEEEEESSS WHAT DO YOU SEE
>>153480126ok Oleg
kneel
>>153480091>NO NO NOOOOO!!!! YOU CANT JUST…PUNISH ME FOR DENYING AND MOCKING YOU EVERY WAKING SECOND OF MY MORTAL EXISTENCE!!!! THIS GOES AGAINST MY PATHETIC FORCED PERCEPTION OF WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!repent now.
>>153480108I lost that book in a move kwab
>>153479469He'd get chicken on his sandwich instead of pasta
what’s up with all the boomer rock playing? theres no way players get hyped for this bullshit by listening to that
I don't feel so bad losing to a third world country like the usa desu
>>153479906They so though retard. Nice try Canajeet
>the Montreal ExposThey were the first team I saw in person. Man.
Your opinion of the Slovak Golden Generation?
>>153480180>you have free will except you have to live your life exactly the way the jew book tells you to or else you will burn forever as demanded by the invisible man in the sky who says he loves you and made him in his own image
>>153480158Oh, a blogger, alright then.
>>153480108LuckSlovaks are complete shit, not better than latvia.
>>153480128nah, russia sucks anywaythose dudes are busy getting droned in some god-forsaken ditch anyway
>hyping women's hockeyLOL
>>153480208don't stop believing and sweet caroline should be banned from games. In NHL games when the music stops the crowd keeps singing along to those two songs, I want to kms
>>153480107Germans are so gay that they dont even let people wear this logo except for the athletes in the olympics.
>>153478416SIGMAPILLED SIGMACHAD Nathan Mackinnon is INCELMAXXING this Olympics as a group of frogs tried to RAGEBAIT him about being FRAMEMOGGED by a FRENCHCHAD leading to a spinechilling CORTISOLSPIKE on CBC GEM
>his mom is a part of the staffA fate worse than death.
>>153480178*gets ragdolled like a bitch*
>>153480213you people are the reason the world is like this if anything the US should run the score up then throw Drai and Stutzle through the glass as retaliation
>>153480269>official numbersSource?
>>153480208You mean great music? Sorry this isn't your zoomer garbage auto tune kids birthday party trash
>>153480213
>>153480241slovak golden gen was 2002 and its not coming backdying country with sub-replacement birth rates. high susceptibility to be replaced by jeets
>>153480292kwab
>>153480283It's like I'm having a fucking stroke.
>>153480280so what you're saying is more Bon Jovi, I agree.
>>153480292Too bad he didn't stomp on Wilson's Achilles with his skate blade
i want the try hard newfag tourists to fuck off so i can /hoc/ with my bro's
Someone else needs to bake the next thread
>>153480304Great music is death metal. This is generic and very much goyslop.
>>153480324I'm more of an organ-only guy
>>153480213California alone is better than your turkroach colony
Team Canada, bake your most patriotic thread possible.
>>153480315not a single brown person has ever taken a step into slovakia thoughever
Seeing that german point is really spiking my cortisol...
>>153480315One of their best prospects is a slovakian-dominican goalie, he actually scored a goal yesterday, I might need one of the really big racism fans here to come up with something for that one
>>153480314>a soijak meant to mock germany only makes them look more basedlmao @ (you)
>>153480341this would also be acceptable
>>153480336Same I miss you pal
>>153480341death metal is for faggots too. Trap is the only high test music left
California should sink into the Pacific. I don't care about the consequences.
HOLY SHIT JT MILLER JUST PLAYED SOME DEFENSE
>>153480292typical french
>>153480373> t. globohomo
>>153480208I like it
>>153480347The Kings organ player is there but they aren't letting him do his normal repertoire. Kings organ player is GOAT'd
>>153480336there's been a noticeable absence of trb throughout these games which is nice
Is JT Miller retarded? Dude is blocking shots up 5-1
>>153480393t. good little goyanother $100 has been added to your bank account, praise israel
>>153480405this tournament will be the last moment of joy in his hockey career unless the rangers buy him out and he catches on somewhere normal as a bottom six guy
>>153480385>trapSounds gay
>>153480363watch your mouth, mutt. Dominicans are bro tier
>>153480435You used to call us the world police
new>>153480438>>153480438
>>153480423That's you, globohomo enjoyer.
>>153480387Shame you let Russian trolls convince you California sucks. It's the best state and it isn't even close. California is massive and there's way more to do outside SF and LA
>>153480405It's about that grind
>making a shit pass to your own brothermore like quinn Hughes more like cringe jew
>>153480363Imagine how good he is at stealing copper from power lines
I wish the American flag had the color black on it, we would look badass in black (No nog jokes allowed)
>>153480424getting away from vancouver is joy enough
>>153480435In English, canacuck.
>>153480452> t. globohomo
>>153480423>being patriotic and pro-guns is now pro-Israelyour fucked in the head
Just getting around to watching the Canada France game. What the fuck is wrong with Parayko. The was so fucking bad on the France goal. Just throws it out to nothing, absolute horrible giveaway. Then doesn't bother skating and covering his man so he just gets an easy rebound. I can't even comprehend how fucking lazy and shit that was.
>>153483151Yeah, the defence besides Makar has been pretty lazyAnd Makar is more focused on goals than DBetter have their act together for real threats
