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Never 4get

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>third Negro edition in a row

If the subscription had been as erratic as DAZN's, it would have been called Supertele+

Why is the Lazio subreddit completely dead?

None of their fans speak English?

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Somehow it gets even more intrasting!

This is what's going to happen: in a match that sfinter are already winning 2-0 or 3-0, a bogus penalty will be awarded against them. Vehement protests on the pitch, shouting, moaning, tearful scenes and violins, maybe a couple of yellow cards for their players who protest. They will win the game 3-1 anyway. The following days there will be the cockroaches club's media campaign along the lines of "did you see that? It was disgraceful, we were penalized too. Now shut up! We are victims too!", et cetera. Case solved, everything is gooey, everyone happy.
sfinter will sew the Scudetto onto their shirt in March with the Serie A League celebrating them, congratulations and so on, while Marotta will be invited as a guest of honor on another FIGC conference about positive values of sport in Lissone.

https://x.com/moussoligno/status/2023166486341128654
Absolute CALCIO

Lois "Obligation" Openda's birthday

No, surely not

>La Russa: "Inter is not the new Juventus, they stole much better"

thieving at home of the thieves

Thievery Corporation

Sea of Dirigenti Inter

Did you know that Deni Avdija's parents are Jew AND Muslim? Now you do.

>>153482130
Albanian immigrant?

>>153482130
Switzerland residents?

>>153482178
Dad is from Kosovo.

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this matchday was the funniest thing to happen in modern calcio, a nation of lolcows of all faiths and races.

More like nation of lolcows of all faiths and races and other third world nations following through

The Indog Serie Ass official xitter account being run by a sfinterista has to be the funniest thing ever honestly

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>>153482594
Must be a Thohir stan, or whatever xitter's term is popular now

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How is it that sfinteristi have infiltrated leadership roles in literally every organisation in and around calcio?

The league and refs rig it so that they win the league, getting CL money and inflating the player values because of trophies won.

The media does everything to fellate the club, talking over mistakes that happen and also glazing the players which eventually leads to higher transfer sums.

Etc. etc. etc.

Why did everyone let it get this far?

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>>153482777
Inter fans never stop being Inter fans, even when they are working.
They have such an inferiority complex towards those who are more successful than them that it makes them desperately eager to distort rules, regulations, rulebooks and ethical practices in a quadratic manner. They see the world so upside down that they don't even have the self-awareness, let alone the intelligence, to understand that sometimes it's better to 'stand out from the crowd' by simply admitting a mistake and thus saving face. Instead, every time, their moral pettiness emerges lucidly for those few who have not yet understood the message. It's all about winning at all costs, in any way possible, even if it counts for little or nothing, for a lower-level league such as the Italian one, which has become so mainly thanks to their mentality. They do not realise that they represent all the rottenness they reproach others for.
Interism consists of taking a game as it is and transforming it into something completely extraneous.

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>inferiority complex towards those who are more successful than them
>eager to distort rules, regulations, rulebooks and ethical practices
>they don't even have self-awareness, let alone intelligence
>unable to simply admit a mistake and thus saving face
>It's all about winning at all costs, in any way possible, even if it counts for little or nothing
>They do not realise that they represent all the rottenness they reproach others for
Are Interisti, dare I say, PolSci students?

>>153483000
Is this game any good gameplay-wise? Or is it just Korean jank

>>153483026
It's a bit like Lies of P is to the FromSoft games. Probably a step below the character action game juggernauts but still a ton of fun to play. Also runs very well and the OST is a banger too.

The writing is pretty garbage though, apparently the studio's CEO wrote it himself and even admits he's a pretty poor writer.

Part of it is obviously goonbait. Which to me is fine for a game like this, except for one of them is practically a child with the excuse of being a robot which creeps me out a bit.

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mmmh, intrasting

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friendly reminder you cannot touch anything Elkann related in Italy without Elkann consenting to being touched

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Why are they so popular?

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>>153484828

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Good morning /serievittozzi/

>>153484828
>city overrun by amerilards (students and soldiers, one of the largest US Army logistics hubs is located not far from there)
>commie central full of loudmouthed dimwits
>masonry
>perfect choice for hipsters, since the club has not been relevant in decades

>>153483765
would explain some of his performances at least

Good morning!

>A few weeks ago, Rocchi had threatened to resign if anyone questioned his good faith. But it won't happen, no twists are expected in that direction, not now, in the middle of the season. In his opinion, leaving now would send the wrong message. The Italian referees are good, but they need more support.

>>153485092
This meme but two side guys realize it was a yellow card worthy foul while the middle guy writes a paper about it being a conspiracy

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Bastoni? Well well well, he's the victim now :)

Why are eyetalians rigging the snow to kill athletes
https://x.com/mccrystal_alex/status/2023250369355436496

>>153485709
>leaving now would send the wrong message
Italian football made itself look ridiculous in front of tens of millions of television viewers, but only now Rocchi is concerned about poor communication choices.
Perhaps it would be better to follow Giacinto Facchetti's communication strategy, which promised permanent banking jobs to men with whistles back in the day, commitment that earned him the naming of the Campionato Primavera after him

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>>153485709
>The Italian referees are good

>The Italian referees are good
>Bastoni is one of the best centrebacks in the world
Are they putting delusionfuel in the gnocchi these days?

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I believe it

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My estimation of Bastoni as a broccolihead just fucking plummeted

>https://youtu.be/3r4FWIbAHYs?t=18s
Lmao. Duccio should collect them and post them here (serie a related because each of them stands for a serie a team)

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>Marmot joined the assembly via a back door

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>Marotta: “Bastoni did something inappropriate, but it needs to be justified—repression is not part of my outlook.”

>Beppe Marotta: “Giorgio Chiellini is a young and inexperienced executive. I remember Juventus-Inter 2021, blatant simulation by Cuadrado, referee Calvarese. It was clarified by the refereeing bodies that it was a blatant simulation. With that victory, Juve secured qualification for the Champions League and a nice 60-70 million. Period."
I also remember that Inter in the last season lost the Scudetto by one point and in hindsight a glaring error against Inter in Inter-Roma was acknowledged, a penalty that would have decided the league then won by Napoli…"
>Bastoni has been the subject of a media pillory that goes beyond what happened: he is an asset of the National Team. They questioned his call-up, it is truly unfair. He certainly made a mistake, but who hasn't?"

>>153486708
>Marotta: "Saviano? I don't even know who he is, I don't know what role he has, I don't even want to give him importance. It's all in the hands of our lawyers, for sure."

Short track is such a fun sport

>>153486708
>>153486736
>Marotta: “There has been an outsized media reaction to what happened; because #Inter is the team that has collected the most points and trophies in recent years. Bastoni made an inappropriate gesture, but it must be justified. Repression is not part of my background”
Beppe Marotta on the refereeing controversies in Serie A: “What happens in Italy also happens abroad. Today we have to confront the issue. We need to intervene, by toughening the penalties against everyone, including directors and coaches. Also in a financial sense…”
>According to several witnesses, Spalletti addressed Marotta with harsh tones at halftime, yelling: "You did a piggery" (CorSera)

>>153486736
This is quite literally a death threat lmao

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>>153486708
>It was clarified by the refereeing bodies that it was a blatant simulation
Lies and deception: AIA (the I stands for Inter, by the way)'s speciality

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Not a single mention on the penalty against McKennie or the foul on Openda. Blaming the victim instead.
Classic Marotta

If Cuadrado is such a simulator why did he do everything in his power to make him join Inter on a free?

>>153486708
owned by marotta. how many decades have dirty gobbi been carried by refs??

>>153486956
There is a reason they call the NT ItalJewe. All of their trophies came thanks to refball

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This yn really buck broke shitalia
4 more years of no world cup

Arianna Fontan-ACK

>“Last year, we lost the Scudetto by one point. In hindsight, in Inter-Roma, they recognized a clear penalty in our favor that could have determined the outcome of the championship.

>Mattia De Sciglio to Hradec Kralove is a done deal

>Federico La Penna is ready to report to the Postal Police after receiving extremely serious death threats on social media. The situation is so tense that, as a precaution, his wife and daughters have been advised not to leave the house.

>>153487587
gobbi when someone makes a naughty in a calcio game

>>153487587
Marco Guida is the only smart ref

>>153487587
"Extremely serious death threats" such as?

>>153487711
I put'aah the pineapple in the piiiizza

Is Wesley ded? What happens to little Angelo now?

>>153486708
>fighting and ousting the monster you had previously created
very based desu, he should complete the trifecta and start the Milan Palace era next and rob the other two blind.

>>153487133
bastonihao

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>Printer have to travel to the Arctic and play midweek
Chances of injuries?

Hello I hate Cristante and Mancini

>>153487925
Wesley said it's nothing serious
>Angeliño
Just let it go. I have no idea what really happened to him but I suspect he won't play more than a few minutes this season.

>>153487711
"I'll get your nose"

>La Penna trying to pull a CiccioGamer

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>The seething in the thread was that maybe your superiority has led to some controversy ... I just wanted to allow you to talk about that specifically...

>>153488889
The Pen burgers? The Pen TCG shop? The Pen barber shop?

Why do they feel represented by a cheap whore...?

Was the sending off a racist incident? And be honest.

Eataly just got demolished by the chinese curling team

I still don't get why this is such a big deal
Juventus is 15 points behind Inter, Juventus is in 5th place
It's not a title deciding match

>>153489140
because the third strisciata is still competing for the league so instead of just Sicily and Campania clamoring for blood you have Puglia joining in too.

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>>153488971
This reminds of picrel I saw yesterday

>>153486801
Many people are saying this!

>>153489227
That's a fake account lol

>>153489277
Lmao you are right. Even yahoo and football-italia fell for it

Chiellini, still hot-headed, speaks in front of the microphones without ever mentioning Inter and keeping the focus on the refereeing issue that doesn't just concern Juve.

Marmotta 48 hours later, with a cool head, talks about other teams and judges an executive.

And Chiellini is the INEXPERIENCED one…

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Fabio Capello: “What happened at San Siro struck me for two main reasons. The first: a player like Bastoni, who is of international caliber and a key figure in our national team, absolutely cannot — and especially must not — behave like that. It was something very unpleasant for everyone who loves football to see him deceive the referee with such an obvious dive, especially considering he was already booked and therefore risked getting a second yellow card.

The second: I know Chivu very well — he was one of my players at Roma — but his post-match comments deeply disappointed me. The Inter coach was not consistent with what he had said the day before, and in the end, he gave the impression of justifying what happened. However, more than his words, his actions speak louder. Chivu substituted Bastoni at halftime because he knew exactly that the player was at risk if he stayed on the pitch after that ugly act that led to Kalulu’s red card. I would have expected statements of a completely different tone, especially after a victory.”

>>153488907
Kek

>Dutch Defence Secretary Tuinman: "If the US blocks F-35 software updates, we will crack the code and do our own updates to make the plane fully European. I'm not allowed to say more"

>he plays for the NT!!
this is the one thing that sounds incredibly retarded and disingenuous to me. Say by a miracle >we do make it to the WC, say that by another miracle >we reach the knockout stage, if his diving wins >us the match everyone will say he was based for doing it and even the ones that will self flagellate and pretend he was wrong will still cheer since that won them the match.

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seriously why are you watching serie ass in 2026, an indecent spectacle of buffoonery and corruption.. sfinter, jewventus, bbilan are a shell of their former selves and the medium-small teams are boring, play boring football and have no players who stand out.

>>153490104
Because it’s the only thing that really gives me something to talk about with my Italian violinist FWB

>caught a case of that disease called expectations and got severely injured
Never again

>>153489998
If anything it's a liability for the NT, because now international refs should know him as "the guy that dived, asked and cheered for a nonexistant second yellow as if he just scored a goal"

Beppe ‘mad-eye’ Marotta

>>153489998
That's why, may Allah forgive me for posting this, the schizo was right yesterday

>>153489998
He is based regardless, just for the fact he baited that foul out vs Juventus. Entire Italy sans Juventus hunchbacks is celebrating/defending him

>>153490639
Even the swiss albanian was happy Inter won lol

>>153490639
Not really

>>153490707
bbilanisti, napoletani, romani are not shitalians but africans
laziogods are interbros

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Yeah ok whatever...
Bvt svrely he will never score from here

>>153490386
fair enough that's a valid point

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Yeah ok whatever...
Bvt svrely this total vnknown will never score from here

I have so many faileenord moments that i can't even decide which one to post

>>153490791
that's history, what did your pathetic club achieve

Mo Bastoni destroyed more hunchbacks than Heysel

>>153490833
Heysel would've killed billions of them but SuperAllegrus saved them with his defensive tactics now hated across the world

I'm surprised nobody posted Heysel AI edits yet

>>153490845
SuperHikus worst enemy, stole from the rich and gave to the poor

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>>153490771
I can trace my Italian roots back to my great grandparents

>>153490386
>>153490781
refs have to apply utmost attention to the match at hand and do not do a mental calculus on players who dove from a match months ago they themselves did not even officiate.
we are approaching levels of schizo that shouldnt be possible

>BREAKING: AC Milan is open to listening to offers in the €70–80M for Pulisic. Arsenal, Manchester United and Tottenham are interested in the player.

>>153491194
>Milan Lab figured out he’s dead dead
Surely no way arselel get scammed again buying a perma medical case

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*sborrs*

>>153490997
The gobeehive has been rustled

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Drip

>>153490997
t. relaxes around blacks

robert duvall died, bruh i thought he was ded 15 years ago wtf

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Beppe Sala? Just chimed in aswell! :)

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>mfw Jjews' audacity to cry this much

Interesting how the only ones that are explaining are the fans of a certain black-and-blue team huh...

>Mayor of Milan (Beppe Sala): “Bastoni made a mistake, there’s no doubt about that, but let’s take it easy. Now I see commentators like DelPiero, who pulled off incredible simulations in their careers—there are videos out there to prove it—talking and acting like censors…”

>>153491738
it's actually Marotta's body double

>>153491799
The Beppe Sala that prosecutors investigated in a large corruption probe into Milan's real estate industry? That Beppe Sala?

why does death actually come in threes though?

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Hornycastle's analysis is up. Their figure of shit is now a worldwide matter

James Horncastle OMRI? /OurGuy/

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Attack on the Bataclan in 2015?

It's not ISIS's fault, but the people who went to dance; if they hadn't found anyone, they wouldn't have shot.

>>153493016
jej

>>153493016
Aldo Moro?
He shouldn't have asked for a ride in a red Renault.

>>153492747
eplel is full of diving.

>>153493016
Unironically true, the only people who get ran over by cars are those who cross the street

Why is it mentioning EPlel out of nowhere? Is that supposed to justify Inter's criminal behaviour and the falsed championships?

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Tudor is up

>>153493243
Bro looks like me after seeing the latest Bloodborne news

>>153493243
He looks enthralled

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2-0 at half-time

JUVENTUS (4-2-3-1, probabile formazione): Di Gregorio; Kalulu, Bremer, Kelly, Cambiaso; Locatelli, Koopmeiners; Conceiçao, McKennie, Yildiz; Openda. Allenatore: Spalletti.

Talebanelli

>>153493727
Kalulu? Isn't he suspended?

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Badgekino

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The Football Internation Little Foreign Circle is talking about the moment

Antonio Rondje

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>lowlands with 6 golds already
wtf

Eileen Bello Figo Gu

Amplifico mufa

>>153494611
Imagine the medals if the ice wasn't rigged

LOUD firecrackers detonating in the streets of Terni over a 0-3 victory tonight!

https://x.com/epic_bro77/status/2023383891546185898

pully bros...

based dj francesco techno house'ing his way out of trouble when nobody believed in him

>Pisacane shows support to Juventus after the rob of the century
>his team is instantly forced to lose the following game
Intrasting, adding this to my List(tm)

>>153492747
Poor basta clearly held back that celebration for 9 months

Japan won :)
Using Now We Are Free is like cheating though

mandatory choke from the team that had won leliga by Christmas

how many new subscription do you think DAZN will rake up with the excellent football on display in Inter v Juventus?

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Sleep tight /seriedive/

>>153496308
Why is boomercore so fucking kino?

>>153496308
a stick of ram just combusted

La Penna was acting on Belgio #1's behalf

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>>153496308
>chinese fans waving their flags in elation
The cherry on top

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Since we're in the mood for reminiscing about old memories...

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*watches over this thread*

>>153496366
wtf the PS6 and GT8 got delayed by another 8 years

>>153491194
Inter will sign him for free after you abomination will finish out of top4

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>>>/wsg/6094346
Lole, lmao even (I'd post it here, but needs the audio)

>>153498273
the amount of wiretaps needed to recover from this is going to be incalculable

Good morning!

>The conditions for Cardinale's return to San Siro for the derby are now in place, having moved past the period of contestation. Milan in 2nd place and the renewed ambitions have softened the climate. Just like the investments that Gerry has authorized: Maignan's renewal is just the latest in the series

>Steam Deck OLED may be out-of-stock intermittently in some regions due to memory and storage shortages. Steam Deck LCD 256GB is no longer in production, and once sold out will no longer be available
and there go the Steam Machine and consequently HL3 lmao

Team A : Contadino
Team B : Notaio

Which team is it ?

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Gm sirs. Just found out Alexander Sticks is the first footballer in history to exaggerate contact?! Who knew! Nobody has ever done it before!! Woahhh! This is certainly on the same level as orchestrated long term doping and buying referees!

This is on the same level as threatening those poor innocent Liverpool fans and cracking Belgian masonry with your fat Calabrian feet!

regardless of the time zone, sfinter fans consistently prove themselves incapable of acknowledging the despicable acts they engage in.

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Also a quick reminder to UPDATE your UCL Fanta squads, this is of vital importance to your health and wellbeing (I’ll travel to your shithole country and stab you until muort if you don’t use your free transfers)

>>153500034
Listen, here’s the thing now. Even if somehow Kabungu didn’t get sent off for his appalling foul it still wouldn’t bring back the 39 pigs

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Good morning /seriea/. Tuesday plans??

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>no suspension for La Penna
Jgfcvbhgjfcgdxgcvcfgfdgxc

>Marotta’s (and Gravina’s) political battle is to defend Rocchi. Chiellini doesn’t want him. We’ll find out at the end of the year (Ordine). Obviously, this refereeing system suits Marotta just fine. Il Giornale writes: “Gravina must first get through World Cup qualification to avoid a political crisis.”
Not qualifying for the world cup could lead to the end of gravina and destroy the marotta network and thus save italian football

https://x.com/poellll/status/2022794398023532977
The more time passes the more I'm convinced to buy Marathon, it's probably going to die in two weeks but fuck it

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Why does he look so zesty

>Victor Osimhen: “I could have joined Juventus, yes. Juve wanted to sign me… but Napoli president De Laurentiis didn’t want to sell me to Juventus”.
>“For sure, Juventus are a top club. When Juventus call you, you listen”, told Gazzetta dello Sport.
Spalletti wasn't even there yet lmao. Kinda seething at The Lardentiis for this, but the inferiority complex in neabulitans is crazy

>>153501036
The plucked eyebrows

>>153501070
On the zesty scale he's about on the same level as when Bremer rocked that Puerto Rican-looking goatee while playing for Turdino, crazy how he used to look like a Middle Eastern terrorist like a year ago

>Controversy surrounds Inter U23. Ospitaletto complains: "Scandalous refereeing."

They are cheating even in Serie C!

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>Red Star, Rijeka and a bunch of africans
When did the Viareggio Cup become the African Youth Cup?

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>Today, Alessandro Bastoni will speak at the UEFA press conference ahead of the Champions League Playoff, and he will do so directly from Norway. The Inter defender is ready to share his truths about what happened Saturday evening in Inter-Juve.
Makes it sound like Lance Armstrong on the couch with Oprah kek.

In other news, I don’t think anyone is in doubt over the legitimacy of Jon Dahl Tomasson’s son, he might as well have cloned himself with how much they look alike.

>>153501354
How exactly am I supposed to pronounce the sponsor's name

>>153501384
You kind of pronounce “ij” like the “i” in “hi”.

>>153501241
when it stopped being the most important youth tournament around

BF6 Season 2 is up

>>153501354
Milan legend btw (and he looks a little bit like toni kroos)

>>153501057
Bro is trying so hard to ensure he gets murdered if he ever shows up in Naples again

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probably the standard motivation for a double yellow but still lol

:^)

>ducci pucci

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*steals*
>YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMIIIIING

Beppe "occhi di gatto" Marotta

Uh oh amerishart bros

>everyone got suspended
>except Bastoni

>>153502011
They revoked Lukaku's suspension but they didn't do it for him?
And what "unlawful behaviour" when neither of his cards were actually card-worthy lmao

accentuating is not simulating technically speaking

>>153504063
Well Lukaku got his suspension revoked because of racing, I don't think they're going to do anything for Kalulu especially now that the narrative is shifting towards him being at fault lol

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Mafiosi Universally Recognized

>>153504216
He looks like he already knows Marathon's fate

>betmgm
pugliese betting site?

Im ready for the Hatewatch of the Year

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Don't mind me, just posting a CHAD

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https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/feb/17/they-were-like-bombs-helenio-herreras-little-white-pills-kept-inters-players-buzzing
Intrasting timing to publish this today

Torerio Torreira

Imagine naming your child Helenio

New Greek meme rumors are up

>>153504372
I actually met a serie a footballer from the black and white era that played for both Juve and Milan and he had no problem admitting they used someone else's piss to pass the rare anti doping controls of the time. Which is also why I'm fairly certain there isn't a single football league that wouldn't get banned if fifa cared at all.

>>153504372
This journalist is probably trying to promote his book considering that it's tangentially related to this deal

>>153504620
Was it Paolo Rossi (idolo povero)?

“I was in that 'great' Inter team too, even if I didn't play much. I experienced firsthand the practices to which the players were subjected. I saw the coach, Helenio Herrera, who gave white pills to put under the tongue. He experimented with the reserves (I was often one of them) and then he also gave pills to the starters. Some swallowed them, someone secretly spat them out. It was my brother Sandro Mazzola who told me: 'if you don't want to swallow it, go to the bathroom and throw it down the toilet'. So did many. But then one day Herrera noticed that we were spitting them out, so he started dissolving them in the coffees”. Ferruccio Mazzola (Sandro's brother) explains why among the victims there are in particular lesser-known players: "Because we, as reserves, acted as guinea pigs"

Ferruccio, because of those accusations, broke relations with his brother Sandro and with the Nerazzurri club which sued him for defamation, asking for 3 million euros for moral and financial damages to be donated to charity. The judges, not finding anything defamatory in his book, rejected Inter's request forcing them to pay the costs of the proceedings.

"My brother Ferruccio was right: doping substances in football back then were normal. At Inter before the game the manager would come with this coffee. I never drank it, I suspected there was something in it. I wasn't the only one, many of us didn't take it. They said it had sympamine in it. Just sometimes before the game you don't feel too good, your muscles don't work the way you want them to, so you say, 'Well, I'll take it once'. The problem is that then afterwards, if you see that it worked, then maybe you take it all the time and that's not good. I never needed it, I was still scoring goals. The day before the game they would give us infiltrations. They didn't tell us what was in them, just that it was good for us and we trusted them because the doctors were good people" (Sandro Mazzola, Inter's captain in the 60s)

>>153504620
Footy’s been confirmed dirty since the ‘54 wc final, I assume it’s just an “if everyone has superpowers no one has superpowers” situation. Maybe some clubs push the envelope a little bit and that’s what the drug tests are actually for - a warning shot, ie Palomino testing positive for nandrolone

>>153504941
Inter first team players and reserves of that period who died prematurely:

Armando Picchi, died at age 36 of spinal cancer;
Marcello Giusti, killed by brain cancer in 1999;
Carlo Tagnin. died in 2000 from osteosarcoma;
Mauro Bicicli, liver cancer, died in 2001;
Ferdinando Miniussi, reserve goalkeeper, died in 2002 from cirrhosis of the liver evolved from hepatitis C;
Enea Masiero, died of cancer in 2009;
Giacinto Facchetti, died of pancreatic cancer in 2006;
Giuseppe Longoni, died in 2006 from chronic vasculopathy;
Ferruccio Mazzola, cancer, died in 2013;
Bruno Beatrice, fell ill with acute lymphoblastic leukemia in 1985 and died two years later at age 39;
Spartaco Landini, died in 2017 at age 73 from acute myeloid leukemia.

>died prematurely
>cancer in his seventies
kek

Lazio's stadium press conference was really something else

>GALATASARAY (4-2-3-1): Cakir; Sallai, Sánchez, Abdülkerim Bardakci, Jakobs; Torreira, Sara; Yilmaz, Yunus Akgün, Lang; Osimhen. Allenatore: Okan Buruk
>JUVENTUS (4-3-3): Di Gregorio; Kalulu, Bremer, Kelly, Cambiaso; Koopmeiners, Locatelli, Thuram; Conceiçao, McKennie, Yildiz. Allenatore: Luciano Spalletti
>that turk attack
yeah it's joever gg

For me, it's the shitalian legend Roberta Esposito

https://x.com/marathonthegame/status/2023789540079440058
Marathon free weekend (?) next week!

>>153505072
Qrd?

>Bastoni: "I wanted to be here to clarify my version of events; I've been the most talked-about person over the last 48 hours. It's only right to show my face. I felt the contact with Kalulu and I definitely exaggerated the fall to try to gain an advantage from it—I can say that without any issue. I'm especially sorry for the reaction afterward, a very ugly reaction but a very human one. I'm sorry for acting that way; it's right to show my face.

>But it's equally right that my character not be defined by a single incident. I have over 300 games under my belt, and this is the first time anyone's talking about me for this kind of episode. I've noticed so many falsehoods, so much hypocrisy, and so much fake moralizing. I've heard people in the know say things that don't hold water anywhere. Instead, I thank those who told the truth. The truth is Bastoni was wrong, he was an idiot, and he made a mistake.

>You can make mistakes, but you have to admit them, and that's why I'm here. It was a media pillory; I'm perfectly capable of handling it, but my wife and daughter less so. My wife received death threats, wishes of illness. And I'm sorry for La Penna, who's suffered the same things."

good guy sticks

>>153504951
kek this needs to be reposted every time silly coffee-poster rears his head here

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I finished top of my league in the Primavera, and I’ve been involved in numerous big matches against Bayern, and I have over 300 confirmed matches.

>players openly admitting to diving
the game has never been more gone

Is this the beginning of the end of jewventus or the beginning of a new dawn

based DICE for just buffing the sexiest smg in the game :)

He admitted to diving. Is Chivu going to apologize to Kalulu, Juventus and the calcio system about his comments last weekend?

>>153505470
Thoughts about the new map? I'm browsing the pass atm but I can't quite play until this weekend

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>>153505476
>Chivu: “An experienced player like Kalulu should have kept his hands to himself…”
This Chivu?

>>153505509
:^)

>muh death treat to the family
That's the 3rd time this month in Italy someone comes out with this to sneak out of a shitshow, it's starting to ring hollow considering that it's just keyboard warriors ranting on twatter and faccialibro
The ugliest part is that it could lead to actual threats being downplayed

>>153505490
Great map, good verticality and it seems fair to both defenders and attackers. The burnt forest section is KINO

>>153505525
Very very nice, can't wait to be back to the game. Sad I missed the spartan-like section last season but owell

in Minecraft

>>153505289
This way of talking and self-victimizing reminds me of a certain country's behavior, but I don't want a phonecall from Marmotta's henchmen

>>153505581
Bro probably got it from ChatGPT

>>153505595
>>153505581
It took (((them))) three days to come up with such sentence kek

>>153505533
This season's one is pretty gud, as usual the weapons are pretty far in the battle pass but it should be easier to farm points now (the ar could be meta I'm afraid).
Also I think they revamped the challenges because there wasn't a single Redsec - gauntlet one, they can be completed in all modes

if I don't dive someone else will

Opendarc Raiders must be irrecoverable if Sballet prefers Muttuidi 9 to him lol

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>>153505581

>>153505289
apologies that are worth about as much as a three-euro banknote.
since he arrived at that club, Bastoni has been getting worse and worse every year in terms of unsportsmanlike behaviour (see >>153496490 for reference). the fact that he was sent to apologise at this press conference is because the embarrassment was blatant, unequivocal and broadcast worldwide, even to viewers who couldn't care less about Serie A. too much to ignore even for the average level of impunity for the diving ballerinas at Appiano Gentile.
it's a superficial operation that may convince tourists and casuals, but not those who are familiar with Inter's typical practice of cleaning up their image through the press: that kind of falsely Christian Democrat charade, orchestrated with amateur communication strategies after the smear campaign against the rest of Serie A was launched at the same time, just to say that 'everyone does it, so it's okay' and drag once again Italian football through the mud.
life isn't a Mulino Bianco advert. Bastoni will continue to make scenes because he goes unpunished and is protected, just like his teammates, for simulating fouls, elbowing opponents and celebrating unsportingly in their faces when they miss penalties.

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>>153505651
>that last sentence

Singo Songo plays in Turkey too now?

Wait holy FUCK we're starting in 1 minute I thought we played at 21

>>153505696
It begins now

>one of the most important games of the season >signed two strikers in the summer
>McKennie is playing as a false 9
This fucking club man lmfao

surely meme magic demands an Icardi goal

>>153505723
I'm betting more on the Noa Lang gole

I now remember king cuck

>Mác Ceannie false 9
rip Opendass

We aren't ready to see what Ceferin is about to pull in this game

>Rumors are circulating about Jeffrey Epstein's DNA being in the covid shots.

>Conchshell
VAFFANCULO

whose funeral is jewe attending?

>>153505783
Calcio italiano's

>>153505783
your mom's lmaoooooo

Koopmeiners is unable to do even the simplest of things

fuck sake why is calcio so goddamn early

turkish defence looking incredibly shaky

Let's see how we waste this corner

Lecce are better than these guys

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Teun can't win with these cats

What's the plan? Just play all wings and runs in the box from midfielders? Might as well play OpenAI and try to make him run

>>153505955
Survive the away game and rekt them at home

why the fuck are you throwing it there

>>153505962
Not going well so far kek

umh which turkish club does dildiz root for?

TEUNPOLOGIZE
TEUNPOLOGIZE
TEUNPOLOGIZE

Lmao how can you let these guys score?

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TEUN TEUN TEUN TEUN TEUN TEUN TEUN TEUN TEUN TEUN TEUN TEUN TEUN TEUN TEUN TEUN

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DUCCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

bro that Turkish defence is match fixing tier lol

Why let them score if >we can just do this lmfao, also really good run by Cumbiaso he should do that more often

Which negru did the first header at the keeper?

HOWEVER

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He's overcharged today.

I love how the keeper clapped after the goal as if it wasn't his fault for not grabbing that soft header

if jj doesn't beat the turkish circus with at least 5 goals serie ass is cooked

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>Grimbiaso will miss the return leg

ok it's going to be some ridiculous result like 4-3 or 5-4

>Kalulu gets 45 minutes of rest
>turn Super Saiyan
Intrasting

>semen

Galatasaray looks really mediocre, Jewe just needs to impose order to the match instead of running like headless chickens

Why is Oscimmion still doing the mask gimmick lol

>>153506157
Just wondered the same thing, he doesn't even need the mask kek

Kelly almost got lost in time and space there jej

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It's over.

>>153506157
He's not injured?

>commentator just mentioned Milan Baros
I haven't thought of that guy since forever

>>153506180
He hasn't needed the mask for years now, I guess it's just his brand now

Did Pogba bury a goat head under the Continassa grounds?

It’s Bremover

:)

ToT

Cats is getting sent off

>>153506219
He saw Cats about to come on and refused to come off lmfao

If Gatti plays trhis will end 6-1

With the Zingaro you win this

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CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OLANDESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

KOOP9ERS
>>153506256
lel

Oh my fucking God Koop false 9 is working

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TeUNLOCKED

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I know I might jinx it, I know it might be too early to say it... but this fucker might've managed to resurrect both Locatelli and Koopmeiners, actually goated coach

no but seriously what the fuck is that defending? Serie B teams are better organized than that.

>play against the Turks
>Dutchman suddenly plays with the force of a 1000 hates
Kino

the only thing they defend in turkey are the actions of nationalist paramilitary groups

Curious Assistant spotted in that Cambiaso slowdown!

>>153505828
This aged poorly.

Teun rider and the negru sheriffs

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Grimbiaso is a liability

the Brazilian Calafiori

No, I do not want to have steamy bottom sex with Bremer with me ending licking the cum off the tip of his cock all the way to his sweaty armpits

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This is getting nerfed soon lmao

The entire Galatasaray team watched the game last weekend and now they're trying to dive as much as Bastoni did lol

Galatasaray is making Bastoni look like the most stoic and honest player in Europe kek

@153506381
Reminder these are the "people" sending you death threats

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Comolli: "I don't respond to Marotta. For me, Chiellini is as talented as an executive as he was on the field. He represents the present and future of Juventus and Italian football. The younger our executives are, the better it will be for Italian football.

I respect the judges' decision, but we're looking to get the verdict overturned, we'll know more tomorrow, and then we'll make our decision. But whatever decision is made, I'll comply. I'm sorry if I've offended people, but I'm here to defend JUVENTUS.

We have been victims of an injustice, we reacted in the wrong way and excessively, but what we've suffered is an injustice, I will respect the judges' decision in any case.”